Monday, August 10, 2009

Goodbye Dirty Coug




Grumpy Cougar


Well, it appears the Dirty Coug is no longer working at thedirty.com. I imagine when Nik saw this video he was pretty pissed she was knocking on Persians. That might have something to do with it.

As a matter of fact, if you pause it at 2:14, that looks EXACTLY like Nik in the middle (really, check it out).

Anyway, I never knocked around Coug, but I figured I could write something up for a goodbye for her. I threw in the pic of her to show Rocket Man. I think that was the "hot husband" she was referring to when she was going back and forth with you and Richie Rexic telling you both to go eat Adderall. Or maybe it's her grandson, because I don't see a wedding ring.

Well, best of luck to you Coug. I always enjoyed our "chats." Good move you never smarted off to me like that little Pussy Pixie. I've still got more in store (smooth)for her.


Thanks again for the video Bitchhog.And the pic E.G.

84 comments:

  1. I recognize that guy, he is a fertility doctor in Phoenix! LMFAO!

    This must be some charity event he hosted for dried up bitches with shrunken raisin ovaries.

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  2. It does look like Nik, but they kinda all look alike?

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  3. the dude in the pink tie and rubber ducky hair

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  4. That comment was meant for Giraffe. A fertility doctor?

    I have another pic of her at the same event where she is with the same guy. So who knows, might be her boyfriend.

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  5. those modern medicine people like to socialize with their patients. especially when said patients are mortgaging their house to pay for fertility treatments.

    Coug will get pregnant and pump quintuplets out of that stale apparatus of hers. Ironically, she'll have no money left to care for them.

    yeah, she's a real smart cookie.

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  6. Wow, you are coming on strong Giraffe, nice. Yeah, I thought I'd throw in what she was telling you and RR to go do, so I added that to the post so people will have an idea as to the insults exchanged between you three.

    Didn't one of you refer to her as made of leather?

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  7. We referred to her as "Pleather" as she is piss poor and her face looks like she already smoked when she was in the womb.

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  8. I don't remember any of this. This must have been one of the months I was absent at the dirty.

    Who besides Nik actually works at the dirty?

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  9. and the glare off that forehead. By god, i'm sure more than a few planes have crashed intercepting morse code off that sucker.

    The evening light is much kinder to her, and to pilots.

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  10. no one, now, Dirty girl. He's a one man show, just like his sex life.

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  11. I'm really worked up, as fucking Drew is firing my bird, Avery Pseudo Celeb. I mean fucking the people who helped you get started.

    And all this GetRad, talk. I'm sorry Dirty girl, but I'm sick of him already. If I see one more picture of him, his tattoos, or even a likeness of him or his tattoos, I'm gonna start one of my fires.

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  12. Actually, I think just Rock, Coug, Jaden, and Kaden left. So yeah, pretty much everyone is gone.

    But they are bringing in new "interns."

    So yeah, they will "work" for free.

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  13. Also, that's right. It was "Pleather."

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  14. yeah, poor interns. Under the perception they are actually going to learn something that will enhance their studies and lives.

    Little do they know it's a deal with the devil from which their lives will spiral downward, their studies abandoned once the delusions of grandeur set in. Then, when they start asking questions or making demands, Nik will fire them and get in a new crop.

    Stupid people are always in abundance. That is one thing that NIk has on his side.

    hey Spurs, why don't you get some interns?

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  15. Nik's empire is falling apart. Once the site shuts completely down, I'm more than willing to hire Nik as my intern.

    I can't feel bad for Avery. Afterall, he is the one who outted me.

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  16. That's funny.

    I don't think anyone wants to work with me though.

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  17. Yeah, it does seem like it's falling apart Lion, but how many employees does that place really need?

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  18. Maybe GetRad can hire Nik for his new website, and they can have role reversal. Nik will be the one doing all the stupid stunts, while GetRad holds a paycheck in front of his nose.

    Seems plausible enough, and everything comes full circle.

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  19. for the record, I tried to be nice to Nik either today or yesterday, and he just swatted my hand away. I mean he is such a testy little dipshit.

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  20. That might work.

    Yeah, I read where you said (rhymed) that you were the one who got Drew in touch with Getrad. Drew does seem to be infatuated with him, doesn't he?

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  21. How did you try to be nice to him?

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  22. I asked him how he was doing, you know, just touching base - got one of his tired old quips back; he is just such a smart ass, bitter persian old goat. you know what he does? he is so skeptical of most people, that he discards them all. I mean what does he think they want from him - what exactly does he have to give. Is he afraid I'll ask to borrow his custom-made height elevators?

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  23. that boy Drew is running wild over there. He reminds me of a woman who is so hysterical, you need to slap her to her senses.

    that's ok, Avery found a new job - cracking nuts.

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  24. damn, now i am so upset, i am off my medication schedule.

    i have to go.

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  25. "tired old quips?"

    How did he respond? That's funny.

    As far as skeptical? That's probably accurate.

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  26. Well, good luck getting back on schedule.

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  27. "great" "dont want fake friends"

    Then i told him to hook me up with Dirt Nasty and he totally ignored me. I mean seriously, I would be the best thing to ever happen to Dirt Nasty. The hits I could write, I would be his weird Al.

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  28. alright, i'm leaving now for real.

    goodnight, what a horrible day.

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  29. Damn, really? He threw the "fake friends" in?

    That's crazy. He must be pissed.

    You really think you could write hits for Dirt Nasty?

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  30. Spurs, I just want to say thanks for listening. Whenever I have a problem, I know you care and you'll always respond within two minutes.

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  31. No problem, even if that was sarcasm.

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  32. hell yeah, i could write some songs.

    I'll write one for you tomorrow. you name the topic, and I'll give you a song.

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  33. i see a pattern here, you are trying to keep me from my meds so I grow increasingly more crazy as the minutes tick by.

    Well, it work for a little while but no more.

    I bid you a fond goodnight.

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  34. "SPURS FAN said...

    Yeah, it does seem like it's falling apart Lion, but how many employees does that place really need?"

    3-5

    1 marketer

    1 sales guy

    1-2 content provider

    1 Face

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  35. Big Drew is going all Hollywood on us. Drew's future immunity tour will be all about hitting everyone nursing home across the country.

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  36. *every* (Sorry, sleeping pills are kicking in.)

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  37. No problem. I knew what you meant. Funny.

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  38. Instead of offering +2's at his events it could be a no credit check phone. The runner-up will get free denture cream.

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  39. There's an idea. Maybe you could be an "idea" maker for a site.

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  40. Pam the whore is back on cam4.
    Here is the new link.
    She is showing the 2Live crew asshole right now.

    cam4.com/PamLovesIt69

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  41. ahh Coug was awesome... That sucks...Is anyone left workin for the dirty?

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  42. Phil:

    Dusty. The pencil-pushing nancy, that IF the voices in my inbox are correct (which they sometimes are) Dusty gets thirsty for the peen every now and then, enter nik richie.
    Now you see why he's still there?

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  43. ...
    I will say this, Kristen/Cougie the Kiwi was always cool with me...

    Chats & emails, she was always nice to me...

    She also gets points in my book because she liked ruggers...



    -chef-
    -crimking-

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  44. This chick (Coug) had no business calling RQ a Tranny. Coug is obviously tucking a greg.

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  45. I KIND OF WANTED TO TICKLE COUG IN HER YUM YUM SPOT.

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  46. Phil:

    A few still are.

    QB:

    Where did the disdain for SLOTH come in?

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  47. CHEF:

    She was pretty cool.

    CBT:

    In the video, I think she is.

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  48. 20K:

    Nice. Finally see your "name."

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  49. CBT:
    trannys can call each other trannys.
    kinda like a niggers can call each other niggers

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  50. Giggity Giggity,

    You are a tranny?

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  51. Drew's going to be hiting people at nursing homes?

    wow, first he is a pedophile, and now he assaults seniors.

    Thanks for the info, DG.

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  52. I understood what you meant Giraffe. But I feel the need to correct myself as well when I make a spelling mistake.

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  53. Thanks, Spurs
    the last thing I would want is someone thinking I'm stupid.

    Crazy - ok
    Tranny - ok
    Heartless - ok

    stupid - not ok.

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  54. Spurs, do you think I look like a tranny?

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  55. i mean, everyone says so, and I was just wondering what your perspective is.

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  56. Wop join me for some Champipple and let's make up? We must get on the right foot before the launch of the new site.

    I insist.

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  57. Giraffe:

    I don't know. You'll have to wait until the next picture appears. I'm still trying to "put the puzzle together" so to speak.

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  58. No Anon I am not a tranny thats why i call RQ a cunt instead
    oh yea and she is stupid

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  59. i'm getting pretty fucking mad right now and I'm on my way out.

    If I develop a nasty case of road rage, I'm suing you!

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  60. Why are you mad? This isn't even a pic of you Giraffe. It's not even a pic of a person. I'm just going to "weave" your name into it.

    I think you'll like it better than the pic of you burning down your house.

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  61. just dont' know why i get picked on all the time. people seem to try to get me to flip out.

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  62. and, seriously, spurs. do you think i started that fire deliberately? six years old and i burned down a house on purpose?

    yeah right.

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  63. Picked on? I'm quite positive you know how to handle yourself, so nobody can "pick on" you.

    How do you think I felt when all those posts were going up taking shots at me?

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  64. oh sure, let's make this all about you.

    god, you are so selfish.

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  65. It was a joke Giraffe. I loved the stuff you did.

    What was that little creature's name again? That one where I did that "launch party" was hilarious. That one made me laugh.

    Or the one where you paused my video and smashed me? Loved it. Really. That's why I would like to see that one where you said it would get you kicked off the internet.

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  66. hummm a 6year old girl confused about being a man, plus the rage we all know you have and some matches. yea I think you did it on purpose

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  67. Spurs, the storyline I could make of you with the pix i have of this new character....

    but, won't happen.

    And Giggity, it was not matches. It was snowing, and I put my wet gloves in the oven to get them hot so my hands wouldn't freeze. Granted when the flames started, I grabbed my sled and continued sledding, but I was six.

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  68. I imagine you could whip up a "storyline" Giraffe.

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  69. too cruel Spurs Fan. The dude looks just like alien Bob, who looks just like you.

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  70. oh what the hell, want me to email it to you?

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  71. Shame Coug is gone because I really wanted to take her out in my boat and bend her over and f*ck her in the ass.

    Oh well....

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