SPURS FAN says: You know, I don't know if I am just feeling like a puss today, but I really don't have much to say about this pic.
Well, that wood could (rhymed) use some Thompson's Water Seal. Cutenbored might try to splash herself up with that stuff too. I think it might be too late though. For the both of them.
Hide your face more often.
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know that the wood is the HOA's responsibility... Where the fuck do they spend all the money I send them EVERY MONTH???
ReplyDeleteAnon: Do you mean ala Ninja style? I haven't tried that yet
ReplyDeleteWould it help get me a good man?
ReplyDeleteThe Homeowners' Association is ripping you off.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, were you in seattle recently?
ReplyDeleteThere aren't any left Cutenbored.
ReplyDeleteCutenBored and Miss Texas are the Craigslist women!
ReplyDeletethe only good men are desperate men.
ReplyDeleteand of course they suck because they have no balls, and that is just plain unattractive. but they will do anything to hold onto you.
ReplyDeletefuck, i need to go. i promised myself more discipline today.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you read the craigslist story, some classic lines in there.
*pukes all over the keyboard*
ReplyDeletewhat an ugly creature
cutenbored, you are reminding me of someone/something. I'll think of it later and reanimalize you.
ReplyDeleteYou do look much slimmer in this photo.
shut up tranny!!!
ReplyDeletego shit your pants some more
NOTQUITEASBEAT N BORING
ReplyDeleteCraigslist story?
ReplyDeletePretty mean, Rocket Queen (rhymed).
WTD
ReplyDeletethank god for big sunglasses huh??? they are all ugly girl's best friend. just like dirty girl too. fucking hamburglar
Please fill me in on the Craigslist story, so I can be properly insulted...
ReplyDeleteP on a S: I'm not cleaning that up!
ReplyDeleteRQ: I challenge you to find something better than the Kathy Bates... I don't think you can!
ReplyDeleteNo Anon, the light switch and liquor are an ugly girls best friend. But the glasses help during daylight and outdoors
ReplyDeleteObviously I need to retire my comment name, as it no longer applies (People have told me I'm cute before, they must've been trying to find a nice way to tell me I'm ugly... I'm gullible):
ReplyDeleteHere are the suggestions so far:
BeastNBored
CuttingBored (my favorite)
NotQuiteAsBeat N BOOOOOring
I'm taking votes
She kinda looks like the mom from throw momma from the train
ReplyDeleteDown at the Over the Line in San Diego, one of the team names was "Beauty is a Light Switch Away" I thought that was funny, until now!
ReplyDeleteCome on now, WTD, stop flirting...
ReplyDeleteThats funny that CuttingBoard is an option, cause I used to think that was what you were going for with cutenbored, with a play on words... I wondered if you were a chef
ReplyDelete-true story (im an idiot sometimes I know)
Someone help me out, I'm new here. This Rocket queen is an actual tranny? Like, male parts? Gross but whatever.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's about the farting? That's a very male thing so it would explain her (his?) farting.
Please bring me up to speed, thanks.
hahaha tha Don - ME TOO...THAT IS SO FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteok, gotta go.
animalizaton coming later, Cutenbored.
sorry. I'm horrible, I know.
Yes it is the infamous farting Tranny!!!!
ReplyDelete(Start the circus music)
RQ came up with Cuttingbored and I like it... I'm not a chef but I do love to cook... I have been killing it this week too... I've impressed myself with my skillz! Dudes dig chics with skillz, right?
ReplyDeleteCUTTINGBOARD -
ReplyDeleteReally? What was on the menu this week?
I have perfected my Baked Ziti...
ReplyDeleteI made a Beef Stew FROM SCRATCH (besides killing/butchering the cow and growing the veggies myself) It was Mooey Bueno (<--sorry don't speak spanish)
Among my awesome Lemon Chicken, Manicotti, and my damn fine tacos (<-- I'm not talking about Del Taco either, my shit is GOOD!)
CB -
ReplyDeleteNice! I've been known to get down myself. Girls like the cooking skillz too
Sweet!! Yes girls like cooking skillz, but women LOVE the skillz :)
ReplyDeleteYou got a signature dish?
I'll give you a signature dish. Do you like freshly laid turds???
ReplyDeleteCUTTIN - get my email from spurs, ill shoot you some foodie pics and recipes...
ReplyDeleteYes! My signature dish is dick casserole. And for dessert I make a foreskin pie.
ReplyDeleteWee-wee is my favorite food! I really like it when it's black and salty! MMMMMM!!!! I'm such a foodie!
ReplyDeleteAw, but what about testicle tiramisu?!
ReplyDeleteTatazz, anything to do with the tube steak is fine with me! I'm a foodie. Also, did you know that I'm a foodie? I just wanted to let you know that I'm a foodie.
ReplyDeleteHahaha.
ReplyDeleteMy life is complete now that I know you're a foodie. Thanks!
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI'll let these name jacks go for now, they are pretty funny, sorry dude.
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteNot really that funny, but its part of the game, I dont mind
Oh man, there's nothing sweeter than black, juicy tube steak with a garnish of pubes on the side. Oh god, I'm such a foodie!
ReplyDeleteI like to mix cocaine with my powered sugar and sprinkle it on balls. It numbs my throat for the big black weeny thats coming up next. I'm such a foodie!
ReplyDeleteyeah we get it
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, are you black or white?
ReplyDeletetatazz? is that really you?
ReplyDeleteYes, yes it is! Where have you been my lover? I have missed you!!
ReplyDeletewhere have you been? and more importantly who have you been with?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI have been here waiting on you!!! You said you weren't going to comment anymore 'cause of trout face and it made me sad. :(
ReplyDeleteaw fuck that dude. he can eat horse shit. im not going anywhere!
ReplyDeleteGood!! Life would not be the same without my Mr. Peepee!
ReplyDeleteand from the looks of it, it seems that WTD is a foodie? so anyways, you should get my email addy from spurs. also, spurs needs to post my pic. it is zee best!
ReplyDeleteshut up penis boy...
ReplyDeleteMy guess is you are a fat old perv
hhhmmm...sorry WTD. youre wrong, i mean wong. from the comments it seems you like wong.
ReplyDeleteHey cockboy... none of those comments are really me... since the one where I told spurs they arent funny
ReplyDeleteprove it then dickface!
ReplyDeleteWill do, Mr. Peepee. I think Spurs should post your pic too!! I need to see what my soulmate looks like!!
ReplyDeleteGeeze Wopness, someone really likes you!!
ReplyDeleteok...whatever. hey, its the new millennium. you can be whatever you wanna be. there are states that allow same sex marriage.....just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteyeah thanks for the advise, idiot
ReplyDeleteadvice*
ReplyDeletei wasnt giving advice, just stating facts. no need to get pissy with me.
ReplyDeleteoh wow...are you lol'ing in real life?
ReplyDeleteso anyway, im out for the rest of the day. tatazz, email me and WTD can type whatever he wants and act like he won an online argument.
ReplyDeleteWow, the name jackers can be dicks...
ReplyDeleteWhat's a foodie?
ReplyDeleteOops, meant to say Wow, the name jackers like dicks, my bad...
ReplyDeleteThe WTD name jacker kills. Some of these name jackers are brilliant.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteEinhorn did no such thing...
Cuttingboard has been around for a while (I even referenced in another comment before)
Cuttingboard can stick, as long as Einhorn doesn't get credit for it...
Anyways...
Still unsure on why you are submitting yourself... I'm not on here to degrade chicas...but for living in San Day-go, you should have a tan better than mine...
Furthermore, ($2 word) ...
Lampola and Spurs, I'll be down in Mexico tomorrow night...hanging out with chicks like Riley, Miley, Pucker, Puhmela, Pam, and any other gurley gyrl ready to get crazy in the Hurricane/tropical storm this holiday weekend....
Yeehaw... (P.o.n.t.i.a.c. Man)
CBT will understand the the acronymn...
- chef -
-crimking-
MP - I'm over the age of 18 and I'm a woman, so of course you find me gross... From what I hear you're into dudes..
ReplyDeleteChef: I sent Spurs a 2nd pic, for a small redemption... Drunk vs. Sober
As far as a tan, I'm only 1/2 italian, if the pasty white skin didn't give away the 2nd 1/2, let's just say I also cook a mean brisket on March 17th...
I could get a spray tan, but orange isn't my color either
Sometimes I shove food in my ass after I take a crap because since I have more room in my digestive tract and since I am such a foodie, I might as well fill my body with as much food as I possibly can. Afterall, I am a foodie. Did I fail to mention that I am a foodie?
ReplyDeleteOh, and after the hand count of votes... Cuttingbored wins
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I know you're not a fan of the dirty, but do you know what's up with it? They keep wanting me to download something, but I don't want any of their diseases...
ReplyDeletespurs is asleep.
ReplyDeleteI sucked him off, he gets sleepy after I do that
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI think you're right. The fence and her both need spray tans....
No, I'm not alseep, I was just busy.
ReplyDeleteThanks though.
That was nice 8====D~~~~ sucked me off.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know I was into guys.
Cuttingbored:
ReplyDeleteYou know, I don't know about thedirty. They have to be getting paid from ustream or something, because they don't use it, and that is the problem with the crap that slows down your computer. Well, the dating ads probably don't help either.
MP:
ReplyDeleteThat was rough dude. As usual. I do like how you stay consistent.
Chef:
ReplyDeleteNice $2 word. I'd say it was a $3 word.
Have fun in Mexico buddy.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteWhat's up man?
Been busy with work this week Spurs. Saw you and DG got into a spat this week. What's going on with you?
ReplyDeleteNot much buddy. Well, at least nothing to brag about.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when you put the word "spat" in there Francis, it makes the whole thing between DG and I appear to be immature.
I like spurs sperm
ReplyDeleteWhat sounds more grown up? I'm think feud
ReplyDeletealtercation, argument, beef, bickering, brouhaha, conflict, difference of opinion, disagreement, discord, dissension, embroilment, falling-out, feud, flare-up, fracas, friction, fuss, hubbub, miff, misunderstanding, row, rumpus, run-in, squabble, strife, tiff, words
*thinking
ReplyDeleteFrancis, you know I was being sarcastic right?
ReplyDeleteI mean, it was immature. But I do enjoy getting into battles with DG. It's fun to watch her try to match wits with me.
I know man, I was just messing with you back. DG is pretty cool, I like her. Any new posts going up to night?
ReplyDeleteYeah, a couple. I have this post of CBT that will go up in the next ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell how hard I laughed at this man.
It is so funny.
btw, where has kinkyb!tch been? Haven't seen her around lately.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's been around. Not today though.
ReplyDeleteShe left a comment yesterday. I miss her. She makes me laugh.
She cracks me up, KB is pretty witty...(rhymed)
ReplyDeleteNice rhyme. Ok, well time to post CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhen will you post me Spurs? I think I'm at least worth 20 comments..lol
ReplyDeleteOh, and you miss KB, but not me? (rhymed=gay)
ReplyDeleteYou are worth way more than that.
ReplyDeleteSend me a pic that you would like posted.
Please.
You as well Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteAlso, rhyming is not "gay."
Was that a shot at me?
I love how you ended that in "please"...you're my kind of buddy, polite and well mannered :)
ReplyDeleteQB;
ReplyDeleteMy rhymes are complex. You just don't appreciate them.
The gay wasn't a shot, it was just my opinion of it. The word's been around alot longer than we have.
ReplyDeleteI am. I am a modern day gentleman. An officer too.
ReplyDeleteOf what, I don't know.
Thanks Historian Bee.
ReplyDeleteCan I be your Debra Winger? hee hee
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted a man in uniform to pluck me from obscurity and carry me out of the Leasing Office..lol
That was funny Queen Bee. So do you actually go to sleep these days?
ReplyDeleteHow's that going for you?
Alot better actually, I've only gone "vampire" once this month, instead of a couple of nights a week. I've chilled out on the crack..lol
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm going to prepare dinner for my baby boys, but I'll be back later to chat w/ you and RQ and my other e-pals. I'll also send you a pic when I find one I'm comfortable with..so long Spursy! (That's my new name for you)
Well, that's good. I'm glad you are actually able to rest.
ReplyDeleteHave fun with dinner, and thanks for the comments today Queen Bee. More comments than usually (RHYMED!!!!!).
I like the new name.
"Spursy"
ReplyDeleteYou are gay, Kasey
Thanks. If a guy called me that, I'd think it was gay. But if a girl calls me that, it's okay. (another "gay" rhyme).
ReplyDeletewell spursy, I dont think your rhymes are gay, you are a regular Snow
ReplyDelete(informer ya know me like ta lick ya boom boom down)
This name jacking is getting old. I can clean it up fast. I don't want to call anyone out on it. So don't do it too much.
ReplyDeleteIs everybody northeast of Ohio 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Irish?
ReplyDeleteWow, CBT you almost nailed my original location (I think we're just east)... Pittsburgh, PA
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question, yes!
You know what ugly and bored Bitch I was being nice and not leaving mean comments simply because I felt bad for you your pictures are hideous and you tried sending in a " better " one. Been there done that but on a website that people sorry spurs go to - well did. So bitch I did some back tracking here is my fuck you.
ReplyDeleteCutenbored Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
…I agree with Spurs Fan! Nobody cares about those twin girls (or dudes?), and this site is now lurking with too many of the pro-opposite marriage douches. PLEASE Nik, don’t wait until Wednesday for the Miss Cali sk*nk’s last pic! It’s lame and old!! …Oh and by the way, welcome back to the main page Pucker! Thank you for the fully-clothed shot, it’s appreciated!
Cutenbored Reply:
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
What is she wearing?????? What is wrong with all these nutjobs? Geez, I’m not THAT BORED, to keep up with this wacktastic drama… All these trainwrecks have one less gawker admiring their hot mess lives… Cutenbored out!
Cutenbored Reply:
June 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am
you’re pathetic
Cutenbored Reply:
June 5th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I am not RR nor am I fat, but I appreciate both of your concerns as to my identity. My reply to your “trying to get laid…” comment was dead on! You are pathetic when you are begging someone to come f*ck you over the internet. You need help, and I say that with the utmost sincerity.
( not too much said - didnt feel like reading all five pages nik dedicated to me on the dirty )
Girl your a fucking attention whore bitch I will tell you right now hoe cause I am honest I am too, but I am not a cunt. You talking shit on me and me giving you room to romp around here like your shit doesnt stink ?
JUDGING MY CLOTHES? hahahaha! Im cracking up, I am judging your face! and your target shirt, good buy!.
I am also completely baffled at the fact you said you weren't fat... I am sorry, what?!
hahahaahha
Fucking write me back bitch, do it I swear I will own you in more then one way...
BTW, no one is getting immunity from me now, you ass kissing fuckers. Apologies five months later, sorry Pam I didn't mean it , well bitches I read it and browsing old pages just makes me think how fake you all are on here.
All of you losers get ready to eat your hearts out, you cant get a " name " so you follow people who are known enough..
I don't anyone needs to worry about not having immunity from you, Pam.
ReplyDeleteJust my helpful observation.
EV I have no hard feelings for you, never once did I receive hate from you on the dirty..
ReplyDeleteI am looking at my life and realizing
Why the fuck am I nice to these bitches on here who said sorry after tormenting me for five months?
I do not accept
And I realized my skin is thicker than I wished it to be, but I refuse to kiss any ones ass
DEFEND MY LIFE STYLE
OR say yeah its cool you called me names for hours and are now my "Friend"
no cunts
fucking watch yourselves
Pam, you deserved EVERY negative comment, I ever made about you! You were humiliating yourself!
ReplyDeleteOn a previous post here on Spurs site you mentioned you were 'cleaning up' your talk, and I said I hope so, because in 10 years you're going to regret it!! Obviously, with your little tirade, it didn't take 10 years
Oh, and I don't remember EVER apologizing... relax, before you blow your money maker....
ReplyDeleteCall me fat if it makes you feel better about yourself, you need all the self esteem you can muster...
Geez, pam What the Fuck is wrong with you today?????
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I figured it out... Thanks for the reminder of my old comments
Pam please don't pick on me, I'm crazy and I just need a little push and I'll topple over the edge, never to be seen or heard from again.
ReplyDeletei need to feed my dogs and clean.
ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteRQ do me a favor and check my blog in ten mins
youll be the only person to enjoy it