Friday, September 11, 2009
Rocket Man has a song for *Miss Texas*
This was pretty good, but I see he's back doing his Brett Michaels get up again.
Also, what is this Getrad Fridays anyway? I mean, he's not even around anymore. You may as well rename that site, "Santa Claus Fridays", or "Tooth Fairy Fridays."
I know, how about, "Rocket Man hates men, but yet is hanging out at a place where a huge creep is Fridays."
I like that one.
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arf arf arf we are too hot in the texas sun, she is passed out drunk again.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty cool neglected pitbulls can type.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate you guys chiming in.
These videos amuse me. It's like watching a train wreck play out.
ReplyDeleteshe lacks ovaries but does posses internal testicles.
ReplyDeleteRocket Man is like that runner from South Africa.
ReplyDeleteegg-zactly
ReplyDeleteWhy it is my good friend Axel Rose! Hello Axel. Have you spoken to Slash lately? You know that Guns and Roses just is not the same.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, as you've seen by the letters Rocket Man's family wrote in, they always treated him like a little boy.
ReplyDeleteBut they way they fooled that runner is just sad. I feel sorry for it, but not for Rocket Man.
Christopher:
ReplyDeleteI agree completely.
Hello Fan of Spurs. Forgive my tardy greeting but I was too distracted by this video Axel Rose has posted. His song writing skills truly lack the talent before.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it seems he's eaten too many pills, and now he just needs to retire. For good.
Axel, have you thought about maybe retiring? Maybe you can rent a room from Alice Cooper and take up residence in Arizona? That state loves washed up losers.
ReplyDeleteThat was great RQ! You must be a fan of Betty Boop?
ReplyDeleteWho is RQ? This is Axel Rose.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop was cool.
Christopher:
Back to making me laugh again.
Fan of Spurs, is there an impostor imposting as Axel Rose? I was very certain that was him. Same face, same body, same lack of talent, same pigeon chest. Unless of course Axel has a twin the world never knew about?
ReplyDeleteAxel Rose sometimes goes by Rocket Queen as well. It's another Amanda Roadman mystery.
ReplyDeleteActually, this guy has fake boobs. Maybe Axel does have a twin. A twin brother.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteThere you go. Now you are trying to crack the case. I like it.
Like a conjoined twin? Now we know why he might have some issues. Well, both of them actually.
ReplyDeleteFinally you have a direction to go with this site. All your posts can be about RQ/Axel Rose.
ReplyDeleteI have to say I do find it a coincidence that she uses the name Rocket Queen which is a GNR song.
Dirtygirl!
ReplyDeleteHow is St. Louis this fine evening?
And both of them have been known to do crazy shit sometimes. Ironically, I've always been a fan of both of them too.
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl:
ReplyDeleteYou should start doing some detective posts. You are really hot on the case.
This is sort of Twilight Zone for me. Sometimes the lines blur between movies and real life. I must say that this......thing dancing and singing before us is quite the mystery. I am not too sure if what I see is a cameltoe or testicles swelling from the summer heat. I thought doctors took care of hermaphodites at birth?
ReplyDeleteIt is so much fun. Francis, RR, Nelly, and I are all going to Lure. CBT is giving us a ride in the back of his pick up. We are stopping by 5A's and donating a hair unit for her, too. (I just learned what they were today so I'm proud of that.)
ReplyDeletewhat in the hell is a hair unit?
ReplyDeleteand why don't you have the orange B by your name.
I am highly suspicious.
I always wondered how the doctors decide when a baby is born a hermaphrodite. Do they flip a coin on whether to go with it being a girl or a boy?
ReplyDelete"cameltoe or testicles swelling from the summer heat."
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh.
Are you are right Christopher. It is quite the mystery.
Put your suspicions to rest Bitchhog. For it is I!!!! I was too lazy to log in even though it probably takes longer to just keep typing my name in.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteIn South Africa they just let it go. Frankly, I feel kind of bad for that runner.
Nice throw in of 5A there as well.
Oh! Hello!!!
ReplyDeleteHow was the trip to awkardville? Did DiVA enjoy the gift?
I can almost guess that the transgender animal that is in the video is asexual like an earthworm. It's just a guess. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and hey Spurs.
ReplyDeleteLooks like we ourselves a date!
Christopher:
ReplyDeleteI never thought someone could be compared to an earthworm, and it would somehow make me laugh.
A hair unit is basically a toupe for women. It is made for balding women who still have some hair left on their head. I guess it is designed with holes in to pull your real hair you have left over through it and combine it together. I guess they braid it and glue it to your head. The thing costs $1600 I guess.
ReplyDeleteI got my hair done today and added some extensions as well and that takes forever. I saw a sign she offered hair units and toupe's as well, so I had to ask. I also asked what the floor was made of. I don't think she will want to do my hair again. I have a very inquiring type of mind.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteIt looks like we do.
That's why he never leaves the house.
ReplyDelete5A was pissed and informed me she did not like me or my arm. However, she grabbed the hair unit out of my hand and slammed the door in my face. As I was walking back to cbt's truck I could see her trying it on in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteShe is such an unappreciative bitch!
That bitch is hot and you all know it.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen rules!
Yes Anon, she is hot. She will be even hotter soon when she recieves my DG for Life bikini.
ReplyDeleteI decided I'm going to offer those wrist bands that Lance Armstrong started that say DG for Life as well. Who wants one?
I want a whole bunch of them in all different colors.
ReplyDeleteI would also like that slogan splayed across the ass of my pants.
I think I would work well in your marketing dept.
On an unrelated note just like most of the stupid shit I say, I just missed seeing a car crash into the doors of a gas station tonight.
ReplyDeleteIt was a very interesting sight to see.
When I was at the grocery store about a month ago I saw this lady who had the worst ass I have ever seen wearing a pair of pants like that that said 'hands off' and had a paw print on each side. I wish I would've got a picture of that!
ReplyDeleteWhom I personally find attractive is Jackie Stallone! Nobody pulls off blue eyeshadow and green spandex quite like that woman.
ReplyDeleteSo I take it that nobody else is a fan of hers?
ReplyDeleteJackie Stallone?
ReplyDeleteShe's a beauty, isn't she?
This is just a wonderful pic:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.virginmedia.com/images/jackie_stallone400x300.jpg
Fan of Spurs, are you suing Drool?
ReplyDeleteThis site is for the gays-Getrad
ReplyDeleteChristopher:
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteGetrad left a comment on his post. Nice try dumbass. If you are going to jack him, at least use your head.
Fan of Spurs, the greaseball has posted something about you sending him a legal letter to remove images.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck that guy, hang on. What a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI just saw that. He is delusional. That's why he had his young son call RR up one night and left her some messages. That guy really does have severe mental issues. I'm not joking either.
ReplyDeleteYou should make on to tell him off, *Miss Texas*. He really does fancy himself as a psychiatrist, that's what I find so funny.
ReplyDelete*make one* (video)
ReplyDeleteWhy hello Miss Texas. How is your evening?
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, why does Axel rose's twin brother have an agenda against you?
ReplyDeleteAll you do is cut and paste from my site.-Getrad
ReplyDeleteI thought you and G-Rad were cool Spurs.... whats up with the "huge creep Fridays" comment?
ReplyDeleteWhy o\is this TRANNY so delusional that she thinks she is
ReplyDeletea) attractive or
b) funny
And why is she always wearing a hat or bandana? Cause she is bald. She's a MAN. Fact.
Confused:
ReplyDeleteI was referring to Drew's sick ass.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThe "hating men" and not finding a 43 year old deviant to be a little off is what I find so amusing.
I'm eating a smucker's uncrustable that is still frozen and it is like heaven on earth. Thought you'd like to know.
ReplyDeleteElfie, that sounds fucking disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI think cussing is my new signature.
Elfie:
ReplyDeleteWhat is that?
Its a peanut and grape jelly sandwich that is round and pressd together like a pie at the edges... no crust. They're frozen but you're supposed to defrost them and eat it. I enjoy them frozen.
ReplyDeleteI concur with everyone.
ReplyDeleteDrew has serious issues and whatever elfie is eating is fucking disgusting.
That sounds gross, too. But what is good is a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI hate jelly.
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl! You came up for air!
What is with this additional newfound hate of Drew, spurs? Did something happen that I missed?
ReplyDeleteNo way, it's not gross Lion. It's way better than a regular peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
ReplyDeleteDrew posted me, and Spurs is defending my honor.
ReplyDeleteoh no no no it's so good.
ReplyDeleteI don't usually eat processed food but FUCK this is good.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteJust go visit Fat Creep's site, look at the post of me "suing him" (make believe dumbass shit) and then go look at the post of "bitchhog."
Is drew lying about your lawyer sending him an email? what is he talking about?
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't really you though, right?
ReplyDeleteyes. That is me.
ReplyDeletewhy did it take you so many comments to decide which girl was you then BH? were you just messing around or what?
ReplyDeleteYes, Bitchhog. Things got a bit crazy. Francis and I ran into Timberfake and somehow my phone disappeared. They got into a fight and of course Francis won. I thought that was really hot and now Francis is passed out so I came on here just to say hello.
ReplyDeletePlease tell Giovanni I'm sorry.
Is that you Elfie/Anon?
ReplyDeleteI don't really make it a habit to talk to anons, but I have broken that rule a hundred times tonight.
Anonymous:
ReplyDelete"Is drew lying about your lawyer sending him an email? what is he talking about?"
He's LYING. What the hell would I have a lawyer send him an e-mail for? Why would I even contact a lawyer about Drew?
So her or she and I could have a good laugh?
another missing phone........ gee where have i heard that before?
ReplyDeleteReal Elfie... no anon
ReplyDeleteWell it seems you have had quite a few adventures in the gateway to the west!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I have been here on the phone with Giovanni, trying to console him and talk him out of suicidal thoughts. I think maybe you should call him, since Francis is busy sawing a log.
I didn't think that was really you? Why would Drew have a pic of you?
ReplyDeleteI really am confused and fucking tired and still hungry after my uncrustable
Spurs Defense Fund:
ReplyDeleteIf you find anything you CAN sue Drew about, just because I'd like to see that fatass sweat when he gets real lawyers after him rather than this made up bullshit..... its on me. I got your back. Just for Fatass and Tranny Bitch to go down in flames.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteBuddy I appreciate that. But I wouldn't sue that fat ass or that other nut job, and if they ever served me with "legal papers" I would make another video, and you would see me pissing on the paperwork.
No lie, I would. Just for laughs.
Elfie, it is not me. I was going to play the charade for a minute, but really.....I am not even interested.
ReplyDeleteThe line in the sand has been drawn. Pick your side: Spurs or Drew? I personally chose Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThanks Christopher.
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks for alerting me to this "email" my "lawyer" fired off to him.
It kind of woke me up, and I enjoyed berating him on the "bitchhog" post.
All of this talk about food has sent me rummaging through the kitchen. What a big fucking disappointment. I am never buying healthy food again.
ReplyDeleteI did grab a pomegranate soda though.
Disney wrote a song about RQ~ Check it out
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3u_FuBrIc
She's famous.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI just got done drinking some milk. Just thought I'd let you know.
Streets:
I'm going to check that out now.
Wow....just caught up on everything. What is wrong with him?
ReplyDeleteBut spurs, you fuck french dudes? Would you like me to send Francois to Texas?
Fan of Spurs, no problem amigo. I do not like that bucket of swine piss over in Guido Land. He is a disgrace to his race. And anyone who posts over there from now on is open game over here. I say we form a picket line and whoever crosses the line is fair game.
ReplyDeletetried that before Chris...
ReplyDeleteI've never had pomegranate soda. Is that like 7up or something?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI liked that. Next time you have something like that, please e-mail it to me. I might just post it sometime anyway.
Haha! I really laughed out loud at that, Dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever tried espresso soda?
ReplyDeleteChristopher,
ReplyDeleteWe have done the picket line before and slowly we all crossed it. It was sad....one by one you would find one of us posting comments. We were so strong and we all got weak.
I am embarassed of those days.
Christopher:
ReplyDeleteHe is a bucket of swine piss, nice description. As far as people who post over there being "fair game?"
I've thought about that too man.
It is organic italian soda from the grocery store. Target also has it in the Archer Farms variety. Delicious. It will change your life.
ReplyDeleteI have. They were giving that espresso coke away for free at the airport a couple years ago. I didn't like it at all.
ReplyDeleteI thought about it Spurs... but it came down to me being too lazy to log into my email. Post it anyway
ReplyDeleteEsperesso Soda? hmmm I had the Coca-cola coffee soda that was out for a little while, it was weird.
Hansen's pomegrante?
Espresso soda. Now, that also sounds delectable.
ReplyDeleteBoycott his site for a week. Before he knows it his site will fold like the cheap slacks that he wears. I have seen funeral homes with a better selections of clothes.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI think I will do that.
No, it is "O Organics" brand. It comes in 40 oz. I like to enjoy it with a paper bag around it.
ReplyDeleteI think I will go to Target now because I want to change my life.
ReplyDeleteRegarding Drew, just when I thought he was completely insane he does something to top his insanity.
ohhh I've had the Archr farms one Bitchhog, it's GOOD!
ReplyDeleteYOu know what else are good? the Archer farms pomegrante bars or the citrus ones. I have to buy all that stuff for my kids's lunches. They go to a school that does not allow refind sugar, meat or eggs.
"Before he knows it his site will fold like the cheap slacks that he wears. I have seen funeral homes with a better selections of clothes."
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh again.
Espresso soda is equal to liquid crack. You have been forewarned.
ReplyDeleteSOunds like a Montessori, no?
ReplyDeleteIf they find sugar listed anywhere in the first 5 ingredients they take it away.
If you want espresso soda just poor a can of pepsi into your coffee.
ReplyDeleteWhere does one find this liquid crack, espresso soda?
ReplyDeleteDirtyGirl, el wrongo. It is not the same. That is blasphemy.
ReplyDeleteoh, I see.
ReplyDeleteTHanks for the recipe DG.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteIf your kids were smart, they would smuggle packets of sugar in their backpack and sell them to the other kids at school during lunch.
Just think of all the peacock feathers they would provide you then!
Italian deli shops.
ReplyDeleteI will admit I don't know the actual ingredients but that is exactly what it tastes like.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's a Montessori.
ReplyDeleteKnow what else is addictive? Bubble Tea... there's this place in oceanside that has the best Pineapple bubble tea on Earth.
Hmm, I think I may be in San Fran this weekend, so I will look for it in North Beach.
ReplyDeleteElfie, I suspect you might be making shit up to see who will believe you.
ReplyDeleteThat would be smart! For those kids it would be more addictive than crack.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to pass that idea along to them, their pokemon card sales aren't doing so well and they are trying to purchase a full drum set.
me? what am I making up?
ReplyDeletemy bubble tea addiction?
ReplyDeleteThis site sucks!
ReplyDeleteWhat is tea bubble?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous = Drew
ReplyDeleteI love dick. Its true....i love little boy ass. I am the next John Wayne Gacy.
ReplyDeleteHey Fat Creep, do you have any pride in yourself? I just don't know how you would.
ReplyDeleteTell your kids I said your welcome, Elfie. I am here to help in this struggling economy. I learned alot about drug smuggling during my border patrol interrogation.
ReplyDeleteWho's your Webmaster?
ReplyDeleteits Korean. It has little tapioca balls in the bottom and they give you a huge straw so you can suck them through. Sounds strange but I guarantee it is so good.
ReplyDeleteSomeone has to know what it is besides me?
I do not trust Korean food. That might have been somebodys pet.
ReplyDeleteElfie, isn't it called Boba?
ReplyDeleteI don't think we would be compatible eating/drinking partners. That shit is disgusting too.
Well, i guess we could knock back the pomegranate soda in our paper bags.
DG~ I will make sure they send Auntie DirtyGirl a thank you card, along with a picture of them and their new drum set.
ReplyDeleteHey! Spurs Greg takes it in the key-hole
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteI would like to be able to block him, but I can't do that now. I don't think I'd block him anyway, because I enjoy bullying him.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteThey would be true Sugar Gang Mafia.
ROCK JAW!
ReplyDeleteMP says you are a BBW?
"Hey! Spurs Greg takes it in the key-hole"
ReplyDeleteLion, another line by Creep thinking he's funny.
I just don't get how this entertains him.
ReplyDeleteAnd now here he is using his "real name."
ReplyDeleteDrew, will you fuck my mouth pussy? I luff you!
ReplyDeleteI can tell when it's him, spurs. Check it out now he wants to post under his real name! Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteBH~ it is Boba... I only like the pineapple one and only from that particular place.
ReplyDeleteDG~ haha yes it would!
Hey Fatso,
ReplyDeleteAre you ever going to get it through that thick skull of yours that you suck at this?
BH~ or we could share a box of wine.
ReplyDeleteCreep:
ReplyDeleteYou know, none of this would have started if you didn't just make up crap all the time.
I mean, that stuff just backfires all the time.
Drew,
ReplyDeleteYou are a middle aged loser who has chosen to live his mid-life crisis through a stupid fucking website. You post shit about yourself on your site because you think you are important and are under the impression we give a shit.
We don't. Part of me feels sorry for you but another part of me thinks you really need medication.
What time is it over there in Guido Land? Guess who cant get laid on a Friday night?!?!
ReplyDeleteI would like to share a box of wine with Elfie and Bitchhog as well. Maybe we could all do scrapbooks together as well.
ReplyDeleteI did just move close to the Bonnie Doon winery. You know, those bottles that you have to bend over to pick up because they are $5 for a fucking magnum.
ReplyDeleteAnd Drew, if you say anything about the word magnum, I will get out those battery cables.
Well, in "Guido Land" it should be 2:48. But for some reason it's 3 hours behind.
ReplyDeleteChris~ Does the pickett line start tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteThat was funny spurs!
ReplyDeleteDirty Girl:
ReplyDeleteYou are an over weight middle aged girl with a a jaw that resembles Max Headroom. Do me a favor, don't ever visit again cause every time you do you stink up the place rock jaw.
Thanks Lion.
ReplyDeleteNow Drew ol' boy, I kinda think you might have gone just a tad over the line. I aint too far from you so if you dont get your act together I just might have to take some vacation time and go suck yer pecker right out from its root. The choice is yers little fella.
ReplyDeleteBiggest Loser:
ReplyDelete"rock jaw?" Where did you get that one?
Elfie, the lines starts..........NOW!
ReplyDeleteDG, where is Surprise, AZ?
ReplyDeleteThat was not CBT commenting. I talk to him as well as scarecrow. They would both shit there pance if Big Drew got his Ginnie up!
ReplyDeleteright next to 'BOO! I gotcha!' AZ
ReplyDeleteIt is northwest of Phoenix. I'm currently looking at home near there. Why? Would you like to be my neighbor?
ReplyDeleteFYI, Rock Jaw, Kasey fag gave you that name. P.S., Fabrications point back tou your fat ass, just sayin
ReplyDeleteI reckon I just might have to chop off yer lil' pee-pee iffin' ya dont zip yer lip Drew.
ReplyDelete"That was not CBT commenting. I talk to him as well as scarecrow. They would both shit there pance if Big Drew got his Ginnie up!"
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does that mean anyway?
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI can't get enough of that lingo.
"Kasey fag gave you that name. P.S., Fabrications point back tou your fat ass, just sayin"
ReplyDeleteI wish Fat Boy had a translator to explain what the hell he means.
Why heck Spurs, all it takes is 12 8 balls of coke everyday for 15 years and a whole lottin' dick ta mess ya up emotionally. Once ya get somebodys manhood shoved in yer booty hole ya jus aint never right.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteHe forgot to change his name.
Drew,
If I was 45yrs old and my life was anything like yours, I would end it. Seriously.
Get help.
Ginnie=Italian=Jersey!
ReplyDeleteYou want some of this.
Why heck Drew, can i git sum o' dat snatch and grab? Git cha, git cha, git cha!
ReplyDeleteCBT= washed up ol' car dog!
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteThat was great. Again.
Fattie:
"Ginnie=Italian=Jersey!
You want some of this"
???????
Isn't it Guinea?
ReplyDeleteI bet Drew was the same person name jacking all of us over there talking shit to RQ hoping she would get pissed.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteDirty girl:
ReplyDeleteJenny Craig called.......
You are probably right Lion.
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl, I am moving to Surprise. I have already begun to load the uhaul with wine for you and Elfie to come to my fabulous home and drink and make drunkposts.
ReplyDeleteJenny Craig called and she wants Drew to go pick up his shit stained underwear and double headed dildo.
ReplyDelete"You are probably right Lion"
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just say, you are probably right you fat F*ck!
I can't wait Bitchhog. I'm going to run to the store and buy Elfie some crustables since she has a bit of a drive and I'm sure she will be hungry by the time she gets here.
ReplyDelete"You are probably right Lion."
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just say, "you're right you fat f*ck!"
Drew,
ReplyDeleteIf he were to say that he would be talking to you, dumbass.
DG~ Exactly what I said. it was defintely Drew and i caught him posting his fucked up lyrics as MP... it was him.
ReplyDeleteBH~ I cannot wait, don't forget to pack your jumper cables for our kit.
I'm going to bed... night everyone. It's been... fun?
You didn't have to type that out twice Drew. It sucked the first time. Me reading it again didn't help.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Streets.
ReplyDeleteDrew, why dont you give this ol' cowboy a call and we can phone cuddle?
ReplyDeleteDrew didn't catch on we are on the next page so he had to post it twice.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Elfie!
ReplyDeleteHow much money do you want to bet that the next post over there will be of me?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to Spurs After Dark?