I came across this last night as I was combing the internet. It's a formula to determine how many people one has actually "slept" with, based on the number of sex partners one has had. I'll save a couple of people some time. DJ the Pelican One, no matter how many times you put ZERO in the formula, it still is going to come up ZERO. Also, Dirtygirl, the formula only goes up to 50 people (what kind of shit is that?), so I guess you can't play.
To try it out, just click on the link below:
Sex Degrees Calculator.
"We are unable to preform this calculation" -LMAO
ReplyDeleteYeah, felt like a winner, huh? May as well have responded, "Go away you cheap whore."
ReplyDeleteSo I went and did some other numbers, it's pretty sick man.
You have had 974,326 indirect and direct sexual partners.
ReplyDeleteBased on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 1,881,865 indirect sexual partners
This figure represents the number of people you have indirectly slept with, going back six generations of partners. If you'd like to see what the figure is going back just three degrees click the button below.
Lying sacks of shit this calculator is!! If I told you guys my number you'd agree. And you'd accuse me of lying..
Liar.
ReplyDeleteKinky, that disheartens me, as I was waiting to be your number 998,325. Man it's gonna be a long wait.
ReplyDeleteHow would this calculate for Drew? It doesn't go under age 16.
ReplyDeleteWop, thats because you lied when it asked if all your partners were female
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Nice.
GG:
That was a good one. Sorry Wopness, he got you pretty good on that one.
what if one of those partners did not cum, does it count? (we were interrupted and had to book it..)
ReplyDeletewhat if we both didn't cum, is it still sex?
Maybe I should redo this test...
I just learned something about myself. I really only have sex with one general age group. I really need to start increasing the age of my men.
ReplyDelete"what if we both didn't cum, is it still sex? Maybe I should redo this test..."
ReplyDeleteNo, all that means is you are a lousy lay. Sorry KB, couldn't help it.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteThere you go. You need to step it up and get a sugar daddy. Of course, I don't know if anyone would be willing to pay the $8 fee, but it's worth a shot.
Maybe they should narrow it down to kissing and oral sex as well.
ReplyDeleteKinky, I think a new site should be developed with better formulas for what each activity was. We can have a pull down menu for Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, Angry Pirate, Visine, etc.
ReplyDeleteNo Drew, showing your cock in email counts as nothing, its not sex, sorry.
Sugar daddy's love me for some reason. I don't know why they think their fancy car can make up for the fact that they are 67 yrs old. I don't know how Pam does it.
ReplyDeleteThe Real fake CBT:
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea for a site.
"No Drew, showing your cock in email counts as nothing, its not sex, sorry."
Nice.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteYeah, you don't seem like the type who would be down for that. (no sarcasm)
Spurs: I thought you had better taste, GG's put downs are always elementary school level
ReplyDeleteI have great taste, thanks for wondering. And yes, his insults are usually 4th grade level.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I felt that was a good one.
lol all insults are elementary.
ReplyDeleteGG has no "good ones". The best he can do is holler "gay" at me and Wop. I bet his wife sucks off cable guys, then kisses him without brushing her teeth when gets home from work at the convenience store.
ReplyDeleteDG, I'd go $300 a shot. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I think I could get MTQT for a Sizzler dinner and a bottle of Popov. Eh, you get what you pay for, even if chunky chicks do cum more.
ReplyDeleteDg, you'd've been worth $500 when you were 21.
GG, from Elfie's Rack's post over in Guidoville (misspellings left intact):
ReplyDelete"and you guys wounder why your wife and girlfrieds cheat on you with guys like me.
BTW I would like to thank you guys for being so dumb and helping me have a wounderful sex life.."
BUAHAHAHAHA! What fucking stalker creep, and wait it gets better.
Giggity Giggity said...
ReplyDelete"oh and btw Elfie I am average sized and I dont have to work hard to get a woman off. I know exactlly what I am doing and it would be so easy and a pleasure to give you mutiple orgasms."
Dude, you have such a wonderful sex life that you're fucking trying to fuck Elfie through Guidoville? You are the king of fucking losers. You probably haven't seen a real pussy in a decade. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CBT:
ReplyDeleteREAL TALK
Now thats a good one
"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
REAL TALK
Now thats a good one"
Wop: That when over my head, I guess.
*went*
ReplyDeleteDamn I bet Rocket Man has AIDS.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteIt means I agree with what you said, and THOSE facts are actually the "good one", not Giggity the cuckhold's sandbox, "I know you're gay but what am I" put downs
Hey the hell did you guys remember the ages of the women you slept with? I couldn't even remember some of the names
ReplyDeleteOk Wop: That's what I thought you meant.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been over on Drew's site since he redirected the urls the last time. Hell, I didn't even know it was back up until I saw a comment about it last night.
Giggity's sex life is so "wonderful" he's hitting on Elfie? I mean Elfie's hot and all, so I can't really blame him for dreaming the dream, but does he think she's gonna have a positive response to that? Elfie's no internet ho and we've never even seen what this dude looks like. Even MTQT'd be out on that deal. You know this dude's wife has to be like 5' 2" and 350 and he probably goes through a 20 lb. sack of Pillsbury flour trying to find the wet wrinkle every time they fuck. I bet they have a minivan that leans to the passenger side cause her fat ass wore down the springs on that side. I got tickled when he was talking about having to lay off people cause things are tough in the "oil industry". Bullshit. The only part of the oil industry having a tough time are the convenience stores. He's gotta be a fucking Flash Mart manager. You know, we might ought to be nice to him, I bet he's got a serious Slim Jim hookup.
Francis,
ReplyDeleteWe are going to have to hook up. You can be the new record of the oldest man I've been with. The funny part is....you're not old.
Wasn't that fat bastard Giggity posted on Big Drewche's site?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteHaha you are killin it today
DG,
ReplyDeleteYou're like a baby cougar. Yeah we need to hook up
KinkyB!tch~ I think the real question should be "If I didn't cum does it count as sex?" I decided the answer to that is no and therefore I am a virgin.
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteHey the hell did you guys remember the ages of the women you slept with? I couldn't even remember some of the names"
The default was 16-17, I only had to change a couple of them.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteTry anal then, it could do wonders for your sex life.....
CBT,
ReplyDeleteThat was the problem I was having, I couldn't remember when or who some of them were.....2001--2007 was pretty much a blur of acohol and bad decisions.
No Francis, there will be none of that. There were a couple who knew what they were doing but the others? not so much.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about the sexual degenerates you keep finding Elfie. Sounds like you might need someone like the guy on HBO's Hung..
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteI agree. Cowboy Trout has been pretty funny lately.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember some of the names either. That's not good at all.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just Arizona? I've only found one out here that was any good and sadly he moved away. But I still talk to him and told him he needs to write a book and have it delivered to all men across the country or at least in my general area.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI remembered like the first 8 or so and then last 5 because 3 of them were too psycho to ever fucking forget.
The last 2 were my ex and my wife. The others in the middle I probably couldn't pick them out of a freakin police line-up.......and my next well be DG if she ups her age limit
I wasnt hitting on Elfie, I dont try to fuck chicks online like you do CBT, That was only a complament to her, dipshit.
ReplyDeleteyou dont know jack about the oil industry and if you do why dont you tell the 15 people I had to let go just this week that things aint that bad.
*will
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteDG? How cool would your wife be with that? And as far as names? Bud, you know it's bad when you start writing, "Asian chick, Houston, Black chick, San Marcos, etc. etc. etc."
That's not good at all.
Elfie: Go sicilian, problem solved ; )
ReplyDeleteGiggity: you are full of shit
Francis, CBT, et al.: Its not the age of partners retards, its your age.
Giggity,
ReplyDeleteSo what shitty oil company do you work for?
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on? I was wondering where you have been. As far as Giraffe? She was around yesterday.
As far as the asshole pic? Yeah, it's gross, no doubt.
Ooops nevermind, I finally went past the number of people and saw where it asks for all that.
ReplyDeleteYeah Ill never be able to know the most of um.
Wop,
ReplyDeleteThanks didn't read that I guess....don't care really to check again anyway.
Spurs,
That's funny man, because I had one that I only remember as heavy girl from the piano bar. Wife would probably not be too happy.
Miss Texas,
A couple of my ex's would beg to differ
Correction Wop....you're the stupid illiterate dick apparently not CBT and I
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDelete"Heavy girl from Piano Bar?"
Funny, but I also agree with *Miss Texas*, not a big fan of anal myself. Little off in my book.
Francis,
ReplyDeleteYour wife is welcome to join us.
I haven't been getting on the internet that much....just been pre-occupied.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that Dell is buying Perot Systems?? I don't know if that will effect my getting a job there when I finish school....
I hope not, because I've really been looking forward to it.
Btw, I saw the Religion dispute and I decided not to join in because I don't believe in the Bible. I have more of a scientific look on life, and our existence. I don't believe the Adam and Eve bullshit, or the 10 commandments, or Noah's Ark...the list could go on....but I'll save the pain...
Going to eat now, Mexican Food + Margarita= :)
Giggity,
ReplyDeleteWhat oil company bro? You on the upstream or downstream side? Just curious to get to the bottom of your bullshit.......
Lion:
ReplyDeleteTeaser.
DG,
ReplyDeleteMaybe the first time, then we'll just let her videotape after that.
I once had a guy ask me if I would use a strap on on him.
ReplyDeleteFrancis,
ReplyDeleteWe will have to make the video on blue ray. I want to have a clear picture of everything taking place.
DG,
ReplyDeleteGood idea. And no you can't use a strap on......well maybe on my wife
Ok Francis. I like how you are telling me what to do and what not to do. I like a man that takes control of me.
ReplyDeleteFrancis: yes I saw that Im the illiterate dick and addressed it. Sorry it would not let me proceed with my partner number, therefore did not see that until I already opened my big mouth
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the Mexican food.
"I once had a guy ask me if I would use a strap on on him."
ReplyDeleteSounds to me (once again), you've been hooking up with losers.
WTD,
ReplyDeleteI was just messing with you man...
DG,
It's a shame we didn't meet sooner....it could have been pure magic
Francis:
ReplyDeleteI know, plenty of truth in that though! LOL
MTQT:
Forget CBT and sizzler, I'll spring for texas roadhouse even... (ps, I bet your BOB cant :-)~ like me!!!)
DG~ It is an AZ thing, has to be. That's the main reason I am getting out of this sexually non-gratifying hell hole once I'm done with school. I also had a guy ask me to use a strap on on him. Hmmm maybe it's not AZ at all, maybe we are just dating the same guys?
ReplyDeleteElfie -
ReplyDeleteMy heart hurts when you say that! I am in AZ! Handcuff gang, and all that
And for the record I never asked someone to do that to me, although strange enough Spurs asked me to use one on him... Things that make you say Hmmmm
MT~ I have one... well not specfically the one named B.O.B. It has too much going on and confuses my body HAHA! I went to a passion party awhile back and bought a few things.
ReplyDeletehmmmmm... Wopness? Spurs? is there something you need to tell me? It's ok, just let it out.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ please take down that ass-hole picture! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
It is gross Streets. I have been thinking about taking it down for awhile.
ReplyDeleteyeah take that shit (pun) down
ReplyDeleteall right.
ReplyDeleteThere. It's down now.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteI am convinced we are dating the same guys. Then again, all the guys are the same out here.
For the record, I have never used a strap on...yet.
Why don't you just use a strap on for yourself DG, that way you don't even need a man?
ReplyDeleteFrancis,
ReplyDeleteJust think, if we would've met back in high school like we were supposed to, all of your bad decisions from 2001-2007 would've never existed.
But I would've made those years worth your while, DEFINITELY.
How would that work, spurs?
ReplyDeleteSince you have a real one, is this how you take care of your own needs? Is it like a tuck and then up?
Oh, just so funny DG. How hilarious you are. It's so surprising with that level of humor, you aren't able to find a decent man.
ReplyDeleteI can't help I intimidate men with my off the wall sense of humor.
ReplyDelete"Intimidate?"
ReplyDeleteGive me a break.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
I can't even remember some of the names either. That's not good at all."
Names? In college it was "that chick from Crossett" or "the drunk blond tri-Delt". God, the 70's were great, other than the chia pet pussies. The worst thing you could catch, penicillin cured. I have to classify most everything from 1981 to 1983 as "unidentified Honduran prostitute" or "unidentified Salvadorian prostitute". Thank God for condoms.
uNF..
ReplyDeleteI'm kidding.
ReplyDeleteWell, kind of.
"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteFrancis, CBT, et al.: Its not the age of partners retards, its your age."
I am a fucking retard for misreading that. And it only goes up to 50? Hell, I hit that by 22, not counting hookers. God, the 70's and early 80's were great, except for the chia pet thing.
MTQT: You ought to be happy someone offered to take you to the Sizzler.
man
ReplyDeletefml
i got 12,728,116
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haha Spurs. I am not a bad lay. Ask Francis's wife.
ReplyDeleteI mistyped that, I meant if the chick didn't cum. I agree Elfie, no double jizz=not sex. Just a poke session. And you know, maybe for women alone it should be no double jizz=no sex. Clit cum and pussy cum are two different goals, so some of you may want to retake this test. I know I am.
Kasey loves balls, the hairier the better.
ReplyDeleteSpurs when are going to stop being interested in my sex life. Quit rubbing it out to me and go back to your blow up doll.
ReplyDeleteFrancis: not that its any of your business but I dont work for an Oil Company, I own a construction company that builds equipment for the Oil Industry. I contract out to Oil Companys
ReplyDeleteKB which is better CC or PC?
ReplyDeleteMorning all...what's the topic today?
ReplyDeleteKinky Bitch:
ReplyDeleteNice. That was a good response.
DJ:
ReplyDeleteThat many men? Sick.
What's up Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteIdk Wop. They both have different feelings. PC is usually just that overall feeling of floating on the most comfortable clouds while seeing stars. You know, like youre high on Percocet or something.
ReplyDeleteCC is enjoyable b/c of it's release factor. It's that huge build up then-BAM! Never gets old or tireing, unlike guys who cum twice and are beat for the rest of the week.
Which would say is better?
They both sound great... I tend to concentrate on the CC more, so I just wanted to see a woman's prospective on it
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of CC, I am too busy concentrating on stopping my leg from shaking to enjoy it much.
ReplyDeleteSpurs green is not your color.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please help explain what the Pelican meant on that insult?
ReplyDeleteDid he mean green with envy?
I'm not envious of a carnie.
Elfie:
ReplyDeleteLet it shake baby, let it shake
No dude, I don't remember that, because after about an hour and a half being there, I don't remember much. Other than trash talking SORRY Ari into the ground.
ReplyDeleteHave to respect that. "SORRY ARI" aka Nik's butt boy is a total douche so we agree on that one bud. Peace out.
ReplyDeleteGiggity,
ReplyDeleteDid daddy hand over a successful company for his son to run into the ground? How many employee's did you have total? I'm going to say less than 50. If you are laying off 15 of your employees, sounds to me like someone didn't prepare well for a downturn in the economy.
And if you're blaming having to lay off employees on the oil companies you should have diversified your business more and not had the majority of your eggs in one basket.....
Very funny. nope daddy was not in the oil industry.
ReplyDeleteclose to 450 employees at 8 locations in the gulf coasts of Texas and Louisana.
Giggity.......you're not in the oil industry you dipshit. Construction/bitch work FOR the oil companies.
ReplyDeleteFrancis is right. It's the construction business, not the oil business, cause the oil business is doing fine. Construction of any kind is in the toilet.
ReplyDeleteApparently Giggity thought he was in the oil business which is probably why his CONSTRUCTION business tanked.
ReplyDeleteCBT.......exactly. And if this asshole is the owner like he claims. Don't you think it would be smart for him to trying to get more business and contracts to replace the losses? Rather then telling lies on the fucking internet....haha! That could be why "your" business is failing you idiot.......
ReplyDeleteDiversify.
ReplyDeleteDo you really think I care what you believe. or for that matter anyone on this sight. its not like I have to prove myself to a bunch of car salesmen and other low class assholes.
ReplyDeleteDont believe me ? I dont give a shit you all are nobodies to me.
Giggity I believe u :) lol
ReplyDeleteand btw CBT building drilling and production platforms is considered the oil industry.
ReplyDeleteGiggity,
ReplyDeleteUhh....not even close to convincing anyone. And since you don't type your own e-mails am I even talking to you or is this your personal secretary? God, I hope you don't type anything because it is pretty damn apparent you are illiterate as fuck.
Are all the people "you" hired ignorant as hell too? Apparently since they are the morons running the company into the ground.
Give it up Giggity.......you are a complete disgrace to your family and an obvious liar......
Giggity- this is a "site" not a "sight". The concept of Homonyms was difficult to grasp when I was about 8.
ReplyDeleteOpps! "site" and "sight" are heterograghs rather than homonyms... I always get those confused!
ReplyDeleteGiggity,
ReplyDeleteI decided your new name is Tommy Boy or Black Sheep. I'll let you choose.
Way to use your brain Streets.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
I dont care if I am convincing anyone. like I said I could careless about anyone on here thinks.
ReplyDeletebtw elfie this is not even a site, it is a blog thats a far cry from being a real website.
"Are all the people "you" hired ignorant as hell too? Apparently since they are the morons running the company into the ground."
ReplyDeleteThe construction business is noted for it's high percentage of geniuses.
Giggity aka Tommy Boy,
ReplyDeleteYou care, but it's ok man. I'm getting tired of picking on a simpleton. It's just not a fair fight.
Just remember, you're at least an anonymous, douchebag, owner of a make believe construction company. Not everyone can say that....good job.
"btw elfie this is not even a site, it is a blog thats a far cry from being a real website."
ReplyDeleteLow blow GG. I am crying now.