Spurs, I think he was talking to the guy who said bong. I could be wrong.
At any rate, I'd never pay $1,500 for that thing. There is glass that I would spend ridiculous amounts on (and have) but I don't pay for "art" that is just waiting to be smashed.
It's all subjective. Out of all the people I know with a vaporizer, none of them ever use them. They are much like the Wii. They're cool and all when you get it, but eventually it just collects dust.
And EV~ Yeah, I did a photoshoot for the original buddy for a calendar the inventor puts out. The buddys actually have a "mini scrubber" that you could use to clean that bubbler but it would be such a pain in the ass. I wouldn't drop that kind of money on a piece unless I was loaded! Most expensive one I've ever bought was $400. I myself am a HUGE bong fan too, haha. Guess that's why I have over 9 of them. :) We could so be best friends! haha.
remember those pipes that had the pump in them and would do the puffing for you? oh good times. tatazz, you can have male friends as long as you dont communicate with them. agreed? lol.
spurs: actually im not. i dont really care what people do as long as it doesnt affect me. if it does affect me then i react depending on the level of affection of my life.
the suns have sucked for so long they should be sold. but sarver is too arrogant to realize he sank a somewhat decent team. and kerr sucks. i worked for an architectural firm that did the design on sarvers house. pretty nice digs that dude has.
I remembmer when that piece of shit owner they had was mocking the Spurs because they sat a couple of their players during the end of the regular season against the Suns. He was doing some "chicken" move, like the Spurs were weak.
Well, they showed that crap owner when they kicked the piss out of them during the playoffs.
honestly sarver doesnt know much about basketball and im not trying to get on here and say that im the next pat riley but sarver bought the suns because he saw an opportunity to make money. afterall his first line of work is a banker. but have you noticed that all the good players dont last? and they pay out the ass for washed up has beens, shaq being one. and its about time the cardinals did something to earn them that stadium. but i think last season for them was a fluke that will never be repeated. just like the diamondbacks.
Anon, I wish I could find that funny. Maybe, if it was a fresh joke I could, but I am bored and you are not helping the situation. It's a little played out.
bitchhog, then why dont you post something funny? why do you depend on everyone else to make you laugh? do you also need us to hold your lips apart when you piss?
I pour one out for my homies every friday... Unfortunately I am allergic to bananas so I cannot do the blowjobs shot but I love. buttery-nipples and pink pussies! No Homo.
Elfie, do you know anyone who has to hold their lips when they pee? Anon does. I have never heard of this. I am going to go check National Geographic right now.
I'm sure Caveman might have to do that. Maybe you'll find her on national geographic! Pink pussy shots are awesome! I also enjoy leg spreaders! They taste like green lifesavers! :)
Anyway back to tatazz, lets get high lets get high lets get high. Haven't been good and baked since moved from so cal to texas, where the terrible shit I tried basically could of been oregano for all I know
99 Bananas, blue carcao and pineapple juice... that will get you DRUNK, if that is your goal.
I also like Captain 90 proof with sprite and grenadine. Without the grenadine it tastes like cream sode, with it it tastes like Red cream soda. SO GOOD
Tatazz - What did you spend $400 on? I'm partial to RooR myself, never found a bong that hits quite like one with just a diffuser. As far as ridiculous pricing, the only pieces I see worth near $1,000 are the 3-piece Gel coil Illadelphs.
Thats cool you did a thing for the buddy. They're worth their weight in gold, but it bothers me that you have to buy another for more pads.
I smoked out of a "Missouri Meersham" corncob pipe for 20 years (I wish I was lying about that). Not the same one, of course. They're $4.95 at Walgreen's. Never have to clean one. I just tossed the old one and bought a new one every month.
Yeah, but I could see where 16 year old girls puff on Marlboro Lights already at that age. Pregnant too.
Where you're from, they probably already have had two kids by their uncle. So smoking while they are pregnant isn't going to hurt things. I mean, they are already inbreeds.
EV! Yeah, you are definitely my long lost best friend, haha. I spent the $400 on a University of Georgia special edition RooR. There were only 3 made! :) I'd have to agree with you on the RooRs though! That's why I have 3 of 'em! I love Illadelph's diffusers in them though. I like my RooR diffusers too but the Illadelph's are much better, to me at least! So crazy that you mention the coil condensor Illadelph. I have been wanting one for yeaaaaars! Have you ever heard of Phire? Well, they make the coil condensors now since Illadelphs patent ran up and Phire's coil condensors are only $400. I definitely almost bought one the other day. I'm obsessed with putting ice in my bongs so the coil condensor is meant to be apart of my collection, hopefully sooner than later. :)
And Spurs! I have such a big collection 'cause it is pretty fucking awesome to have a different bong for every day of the week and some. ;) haha. You'll understand one you see my beautiful collection one day. What can I say? I'm a glass collector! :)
Oh yeah... I agree about the buddy too. It is a pain in the ass trying to find scrubby pads that you don't have to trim to fit it. I actually "dated" the inventor for a short time and he was definitely a cheap ass in his own way so it makes sense why he jips on the scrubby pads. He had like 4 rolls of thousands of them and yet he only puts like 6 in the package?? Lame!
"I actually "dated" the inventor for a short time and he was definitely a cheap ass in his own way so it makes sense why he jips on the scrubby pads. He had like 4 rolls of thousands of them and yet he only puts like 6 in the package?? Lame!"
That wasn't cool on his part at all. I do hope you grabbed some of the scrubby pads.
Of course I did! Not to mention I totally snagged some amazing buds to take home with me, haha. I put them in my undies and the whole plane ride home I was smelling them, haha. It was torture! I was sitting there thinking, "I wonder if this lady next to me smells it too?"
You just got to know how to do it right! Being a girl has many, many perks!! Those buds were top notch so they smelled more than what I was expecting. Such a sweet, delicious smell! This was about 2 years ago.
But I also snuck back a little over an 8th of some funky shit from New York back in April. At one point the bag actually started to fall out of my undies and down my pants leg, hahaha. Of course that happened going through security but I just rushed to the bathroom and put it in my bra after that. :p
Haha, he is definitely a cool guy. He's a hippy in a business suit, for sure. His best friend lives out in Cali so everytime he goes out there his buddy hooks him up with some amazing medical marijuana. Luckily I usually get to sample it. ;)
Yeah, the drug dogs can't detect it when it is vacuum sealed so you're good to go!
It was pretty good. They didn't focus on the pageant as much as I thought they would. :( And one of the pictures they used for the article.. oh my god, I was so fucking high and chink eyed. Kinda funny, but an awful picture. haha Oh well! I did find a video with some footage of the pageant. Remind me to email you the link!! :)
If you have any tips or suggestions, or if you would like to talk trash to me in a different format (I can do that in any format you would like), feel free to e-mail me at spursfan@spursfansays.com
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I would hit that, the bong not her
ReplyDeleteFuck fuck fuck fuckkkk!!!! I'm in love. Looks like spurs is speechless 2!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a bubbler dumbass
ReplyDeleteDef the hottest commenter. She makes my tip wet
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm....there's my beauty queen.
ReplyDeletetatazz has nice tatas
ReplyDeleteIs than an ad for a "buddy"? What's with the pipe? Surely it will not clean that thing...
ReplyDeleteTatazz is hot, that pipe, is not.
Anonymous:
ReplyDelete"It's a bubbler dumbass."
Yeah, I'm aware of that. I wrote pipe, when I meant piece (her words).
No I was talking to the guy who called it a bong
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I think he was talking to the guy who said bong. I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, I'd never pay $1,500 for that thing. There is glass that I would spend ridiculous amounts on (and have) but I don't pay for "art" that is just waiting to be smashed.
I got you anonymous. My bad.
ReplyDeletewhy dont they just make this out of pyrex?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know it isn't Pyrex? Only time I see small pieces like that cost that much is when they are made of Pyrex and involve "art".
ReplyDeleteor why even spend money on a pipe or bong when you can get a vaporizer that works much better?
ReplyDeleteIt's all subjective. Out of all the people I know with a vaporizer, none of them ever use them. They are much like the Wii. They're cool and all when you get it, but eventually it just collects dust.
ReplyDeleteI prefer bongs or paper myself.
EV:
ReplyDelete"They are much like the Wii. They're cool and all when you get it, but eventually it just collects dust."
That was a great point.
Is that supposed to be Murano glass?
ReplyDeleteTatazz looks really good not all whored up.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm I'm in love. Where does this woman live?
ReplyDeletewho cares.. Where's the good stuff????
ReplyDeleteI am the good stuff Anonymous. You're obviously a girl. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha
2dirty4u~ I live in Altanta! :)
motherfucker, are you cheating on me already?!?!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.... I would never cheat on you!! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd EV~ Yeah, I did a photoshoot for the original buddy for a calendar the inventor puts out. The buddys actually have a "mini scrubber" that you could use to clean that bubbler but it would be such a pain in the ass. I wouldn't drop that kind of money on a piece unless I was loaded! Most expensive one I've ever bought was $400. I myself am a HUGE bong fan too, haha. Guess that's why I have over 9 of them. :)
We could so be best friends! haha.
remember those pipes that had the pump in them and would do the puffing for you? oh good times.
ReplyDeletetatazz, you can have male friends as long as you dont communicate with them. agreed? lol.
tatazz, add me to your twitter.
ReplyDelete8====D~~~~:
ReplyDeleteYou don't seem like you'd be the jealous type at all buddy.
spurs:
ReplyDeleteactually im not. i dont really care what people do as long as it doesnt affect me. if it does affect me then i react depending on the level of affection of my life.
8====D~~~:
ReplyDeleteI hear you dude. Just giving you a hard time there.
oh i know. but im a pretty easy going laid back kinda guy. its life and nobody gets out alive.
ReplyDeleteoddly enough i used to live in a atlanta suburb when i was a kid.
ReplyDeleteTatazz:
ReplyDelete"Over 9 bongs?" So do you mean like 10 or 11 bongs? Is that enough?
8======D~~~~:
ReplyDeleteHuge Braves fan over here man.
im a anybody-but-arizona fan
ReplyDeleteI do like the Suns though.
ReplyDeleteIt's fun to watch them be punching bags every year for the Spurs.
the suns have sucked for so long they should be sold. but sarver is too arrogant to realize he sank a somewhat decent team. and kerr sucks. i worked for an architectural firm that did the design on sarvers house. pretty nice digs that dude has.
ReplyDeleteI remembmer when that piece of shit owner they had was mocking the Spurs because they sat a couple of their players during the end of the regular season against the Suns. He was doing some "chicken" move, like the Spurs were weak.
ReplyDeleteWell, they showed that crap owner when they kicked the piss out of them during the playoffs.
AGAIN.
meant they *have*
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's kind of sad to watch former Spur Kerr ruin the team.
And the "incident" I was referring to happened in '07, I believe.
honestly sarver doesnt know much about basketball and im not trying to get on here and say that im the next pat riley but sarver bought the suns because he saw an opportunity to make money. afterall his first line of work is a banker. but have you noticed that all the good players dont last? and they pay out the ass for washed up has beens, shaq being one. and its about time the cardinals did something to earn them that stadium. but i think last season for them was a fluke that will never be repeated. just like the diamondbacks.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm not sure about the Cardinals this year.
ReplyDeleteThey do play in a weak division, so that helps.
oh...i forgot the coyotes. adios to them.
ReplyDeleteWhat a snoozefest this turned into.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the foodie?
and RQ. Anon, where is our beloved RQ?
ReplyDeleterq is scheduled for gender reassignment surgery today.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I wish I could find that funny. Maybe, if it was a fresh joke I could, but I am bored and you are not helping the situation.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little played out.
Can I do anything to help you not feel so bored, bitchhog?
ReplyDeletebitchhog, then why dont you post something funny? why do you depend on everyone else to make you laugh? do you also need us to hold your lips apart when you piss?
ReplyDeletebitchhog, get a life besides the internet and you won't be bored
ReplyDeleteHold my lips apart? Who are you hanging with?
ReplyDeletebitchhog, you are the one thats hanging. thats apparent when we have to pull back the drapes.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me bitchhog has a life.
She's one person who I always thought had her stuff in order. She seems like she has it "together."
I live here on the interweb, but definitely don't depend on you for humor. I would fail to thrive if I did.
ReplyDeleteWe? my vagina is sacred and nobody touches it. I am saving myself
ReplyDeleteoh wow, bitchhog got me there! you have such a poison pen! i shall never be the same.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a lucky guy bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Thanks. You are intelligent and honest.
ReplyDeletei think the true definition is that you are too ugly to fuck.
ReplyDeleteI am bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteBut you forgot mature, too.
Can't you tell?
I will not address you anymore. You are putting me to sleep.
ReplyDeleteIt is Friday and I must go get ready to drink.
MP, you are a flaming queer.
ReplyDeleteOk, from Tatazz to pipes to sports to BitchHogs vag? Can we just go back to Tatazz?
ReplyDeleteWell, "pour one out for the homeys" bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I will be sure take one of your favorite shots...blowjob.
ReplyDeleteAs long as your are thinking of me bitchhog, that would be cool.
ReplyDeleteBut something tells me that was a shot at me in some form.
you are a giver!
ReplyDelete*you are*
ReplyDeleteDang.
I pour one out for my homies every friday... Unfortunately I am allergic to bananas so I cannot do the blowjobs shot but I love. buttery-nipples and pink pussies!
ReplyDeleteNo Homo.
bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteDid you just drink a red bull or something?
I mean, you think you have wings now?
I'll shoot your sorry ass out of the air.
What's up Streets?
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't surprise me at all.
What is a pink pussy?
ReplyDeleteElfie, do you know anyone who has to hold their lips when they pee? Anon does. I have never heard of this. I am going to go check National Geographic right now.
Hey Spurs,
ReplyDeleteSave your standard stock comment #9 for someone who hasn't heard it before.
Spurs, I don't have any nicknames.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Caveman might have to do that. Maybe you'll find her on national geographic! Pink pussy shots are awesome! I also enjoy leg spreaders! They taste like green lifesavers! :)
ReplyDeleteAnyway back to tatazz, lets get high lets get high lets get high. Haven't been good and baked since moved from so cal to texas, where the terrible shit I tried basically could of been oregano for all I know
ReplyDeletebitchhog:
ReplyDeleteWell, the way you've been insulting me, I think I should call you "My love."
You like that name?
shotty:
ReplyDeleteI hear you buddy.
A lot of people call me that.
ReplyDeletethat's fine...
bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteYou sound like a "player" with that line, but something tells me you aren't.
Bitchhog~ It's lemon rum, orange liquer, tequila, cranberry juice and sweet and sour.
ReplyDeleteAnd no I have NEVER heard of someone needing to hold their lips to pee? Very odd, very odd indeed.
That sounds delicious!
ReplyDeleteI may forgo the magnum of wine and just stock up on hard liquor.
but, I will be making a video for my beloved RQ.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite drink is a Purple monkey!
ReplyDelete99 Bananas, blue carcao and pineapple juice... that will get you DRUNK, if that is your goal.
I also like Captain 90 proof with sprite and grenadine. Without the grenadine it tastes like cream sode, with it it tastes like Red cream soda. SO GOOD
Maker's Mark on the rocks. Lotsa rocks.
ReplyDeleteTatazzz is a 6.4521 at best. She is burnt,,, face pic black and white photo.. Please.. Spursfan try and keep it real.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: She may only be a 6 pointer but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't give up the pussy to you.
ReplyDeleteBtw Tatazz, I think you're just over an 8.
ReplyDeleteHI SPURS! HI BITCHHOG!
ReplyDeleteTATAZZ IS HOT ANON.
IM GOING OUT TONIGHT. TOMORROW I WILL BLAME IT ALL ON THE A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT EVERYONE.
Hi Lion! How are you?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the CAPS?
What's up CBT? Any big plans for Labor Day?
ReplyDelete"Holding their lips apart to piss"
ReplyDeleteAnonymous learned that from his momma.
Spurs, I must labor through the Labor Day weekend. I was gonna go to Pimpin's picnic but the invitation disappeared.
ReplyDeleteSo you actually have to work?
ReplyDeleteSorry, I got angry today and was venting on my myspace status right before coming over here. Francois pissed me off.
ReplyDeleteIt's all good now though. It will be even better in a few hours.
Tatazz - What did you spend $400 on? I'm partial to RooR myself, never found a bong that hits quite like one with just a diffuser. As far as ridiculous pricing, the only pieces I see worth near $1,000 are the 3-piece Gel coil Illadelphs.
ReplyDeleteThats cool you did a thing for the buddy. They're worth their weight in gold, but it bothers me that you have to buy another for more pads.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteJust won't let that one go, will you?
EV:
ReplyDeleteYou don't smoke much, do you?
Yeah I do. I have to MC the local Labor Day festival. We round up all the 16 year old girls and put shoes on them for the first time.
ReplyDelete16 year old girls?
ReplyDeleteI bet that's like paradise to you, huh?
I smoked out of a "Missouri Meersham" corncob pipe for 20 years (I wish I was lying about that). Not the same one, of course. They're $4.95 at Walgreen's. Never have to clean one. I just tossed the old one and bought a new one every month.
ReplyDeleteNot really. The Marlboro smoke kinda bothers me. Actually, I like 'em old enough to get into a bar with their own ID, but just barely.
ReplyDeleteMarlboro Smoke?
ReplyDeleteYou aren't referring to Marlboro Lights, are you?
That's pretty funny CBT.
Spurs: Here in the hills Marlboro Lights are a sign of homosexuality. Folks think I put on airs because I smoke Winstons.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Is that sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteYeah, but I could see where 16 year old girls puff on Marlboro Lights already at that age. Pregnant too.
Where you're from, they probably already have had two kids by their uncle. So smoking while they are pregnant isn't going to hurt things. I mean, they are already inbreeds.
EV:
ReplyDeleteIndeed it was.
kinda gives new meaning to the word 'pump-kin' doesnt it spurs?
ReplyDeleteEV! Yeah, you are definitely my long lost best friend, haha.
ReplyDeleteI spent the $400 on a University of Georgia special edition RooR. There were only 3 made! :) I'd have to agree with you on the RooRs though! That's why I have 3 of 'em! I love Illadelph's diffusers in them though. I like my RooR diffusers too but the Illadelph's are much better, to me at least!
So crazy that you mention the coil condensor Illadelph. I have been wanting one for yeaaaaars! Have you ever heard of Phire? Well, they make the coil condensors now since Illadelphs patent ran up and Phire's coil condensors are only $400. I definitely almost bought one the other day. I'm obsessed with putting ice in my bongs so the coil condensor is meant to be apart of my collection, hopefully sooner than later. :)
And Spurs! I have such a big collection 'cause it is pretty fucking awesome to have a different bong for every day of the week and some. ;) haha. You'll understand one you see my beautiful collection one day. What can I say? I'm a glass collector! :)
Oh yeah... I agree about the buddy too. It is a pain in the ass trying to find scrubby pads that you don't have to trim to fit it.
ReplyDeleteI actually "dated" the inventor for a short time and he was definitely a cheap ass in his own way so it makes sense why he jips on the scrubby pads. He had like 4 rolls of thousands of them and yet he only puts like 6 in the package?? Lame!
Tatazz:
ReplyDeleteI have to say, you are pretty cool.
"I actually "dated" the inventor for a short time and he was definitely a cheap ass in his own way so it makes sense why he jips on the scrubby pads. He had like 4 rolls of thousands of them and yet he only puts like 6 in the package?? Lame!"
That wasn't cool on his part at all. I do hope you grabbed some of the scrubby pads.
Thanks Spurs, you're pretty cool yourself. ;)
ReplyDeleteOf course I did!
Not to mention I totally snagged some amazing buds to take home with me, haha.
I put them in my undies and the whole plane ride home I was smelling them, haha. It was torture!
I was sitting there thinking, "I wonder if this lady next to me smells it too?"
Tatazz:
ReplyDeleteIt would have been disappointing if you hadn't.
That took some guts to stash the buds away on a plane ride. How long ago was this?
Also, did you ever get your High Times mag?
You just got to know how to do it right! Being a girl has many, many perks!! Those buds were top notch so they smelled more than what I was expecting. Such a sweet, delicious smell!
ReplyDeleteThis was about 2 years ago.
But I also snuck back a little over an 8th of some funky shit from New York back in April. At one point the bag actually started to fall out of my undies and down my pants leg, hahaha. Of course that happened going through security but I just rushed to the bathroom and put it in my bra after that. :p
That's awesome you did that Tatazz.
ReplyDeleteThe last time I took bud through an airport was years ago.
But you are right, being a girl does have "many, many perks."
Haha, no way was I going to leave the goods behind! :)
ReplyDeleteMy dad does it all the time. He'll vacuum seal it and never has any problem. He even did it going over to Europe!
Yes, indeed it does! :)
Oh and I did pick up the issue the other day!
Your dad sounds pretty damn cool.
ReplyDeleteVacuum seal? Score.
So how was the issue Tatazz? Did you like how it turned out?
Haha, he is definitely a cool guy. He's a hippy in a business suit, for sure.
ReplyDeleteHis best friend lives out in Cali so everytime he goes out there his buddy hooks him up with some amazing medical marijuana. Luckily I usually get to sample it. ;)
Yeah, the drug dogs can't detect it when it is vacuum sealed so you're good to go!
It was pretty good. They didn't focus on the pageant as much as I thought they would. :( And one of the pictures they used for the article.. oh my god, I was so fucking high and chink eyed. Kinda funny, but an awful picture. haha
Oh well! I did find a video with some footage of the pageant. Remind me to email you the link!! :)
You'd do her if you did have something to do.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's funny you left a comment on her post, last night I looked at her High Times pics.
ReplyDeletesuck it tatazz, please
ReplyDeleteShe's hot.
ReplyDelete