E-mail: Well nah Spurs, I oughtta ad-ress a fewa them there thangs bein saided bout me. Firstin, eurrbody saided that I am a racest, hell, aint that jussa horseshit pile under my boot, you done seen how fat I is, I don’t be runnin at awl better yet a racest. Them ol’ n***er lovers and what have ya, also says I be doin incest. Well hell, that don’t make a darn tootin bit oh cents ta me, sure I gots a teeny pecker, but how in tarnation cann I fuck a bug? Then y’alls be sayin that I don’t rully be gettin all these here yungins I get. OOOhhhWeee, yall juss don’t know I gotta boud a hunnid nieces and nephins between tha ages of 12-16, I haffta take one ov dem thurr blue pills from Dr. Clampet juss ta keep up with awl them yungins.
And ta M’ladyman, ur hair is jussa bout as purdy as that thurr squirrel’s I done skinned this morning. And I rekkin it smells just as good! I’d give up goin ta family reunnins ta pick up chiks fer one night with that sweet tranny arse of urs... yyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaawwwwwww
SPURS FAN says: That is so damn funny I don't need to "say" anything.
I do feel I should "say" I laughed so hard when I read this.
ReplyDeleteExcept for my cousin Cindy and she could outrun me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd really fuck the shit outta Rocket Queen even though I know how old she is.
ReplyDeleteOk. Now let meh cleer dah air aboat watz reely going on. I like dah wee-wee! Why heck, just axe Rocket Queer. M'him has grate pecker fer meh face and arse! Ah's puts coke-cane on his wee-wee and M'him makes me hate mah booty hole all the next week.
ReplyDeleteI keep blaming these badly written attempts at hillbilly venacular on Pimpin', but I'm beginning to suspect he's not the culprit. I don't think he's that smart and he's probably to busy sucking cock for crack money for his momma.
ReplyDeleteReal CBT:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info. Especially about Cindy.
Fake CBT:
That last line was hilarious.
Cadillac Man:
ReplyDeleteNah, it's not him. Just thought I'd clear that up.
CBT (Bronco Man):
ReplyDeleteI am really glad you cleared that up buddy, we were all wondering.
Now I feel kinda bad about calling him a n*gger.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the "n" word isn't cool around here man.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteWhat about the "k" word?
You lost me on that one, Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYa know, the one you banished Cavepam from saying
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteNot for nothing, but I think you are unclear of the definitions of Incest and "racest" (raciest)
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that one. By all means, fire away if you want to.
Nice try name jacker. You jacked too many names today. Don't do it back to back, on different posts, because then you make it too obvious.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteWell, that's one thing I was unaware of when it comes to that term. I used to be called a hillbilly all the time on that party promotion site, I didn't think it was a "racist" term.
But my bad. I saw you wrote that before, thought you might be joking. But now I know you aren't.
But that's cool you aplogized to MP.
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteThat response to me "oh yeah fire away.." was a name jack?
Its nuts today...
On one post apparently Im a foodie, LOL (I bet that was CBT)
I knew the foodie was a name jack. Someone jacked you again, that's why you saw my comment about "nice try name jacker."
ReplyDeleteI deleted it.
Unlike a lot of people commenting here, I have a sense of humor about myself.
ReplyDeleteOh... whatever, I dont really care if they jack
ReplyDeleteIm a foodie
im a foodie
Yes you do CBT. Have to give you that.
ReplyDeleteI was dead serious about that. I never took that shit from my black friends and I sure as hell don't take it from someone on a blog site. Since it's not Pimpin', I have a good idea who it is. I'm sure he not crazy about the terms Dago or Greaseball (no offense Wopness).
ReplyDeleteHaha none taken CBT, I have a sense of humor too... I didnt even get mad when you or drew were name jackin me earlier
ReplyDeleteWasn't me Wop. Like I've said before, regardless of whether or not we agree, I have respect for you. I haven't name jacked you since I "Wopness Approved" 5 or 6 fat chicks on the Dirty's "Would You" posts.
ReplyDeleteI think name jacking is a sign of a weakness of wit.
ReplyDeleteHaha those were funny. Well I just figured because you were the only one that has ever referred to me as a foodie before
ReplyDeleteI referred to you as a foodie because I also have foodie tendencies (pussy is one of the four food groups, right?).
ReplyDeleteCBT can't go 10 mins without postin about pussy. We get it dude. You're not gay. Supposedly.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Rocket Farts?
ReplyDeleteRob M: Send in a picture if you wanna have your opinion count around here. We've all seen Pam, RQ, QB, Dirtygirl, Elfie, Miss Texas, Wop, Drew, Me, Spurs, Beastnbored, Bitchhog's backside, and Pimpin', among others. Put yourself out there loke we have.
ReplyDeleteName Jacking is a sign of lack of wit, CBT and yes, i believe everyone NE of Ohio is indeed 1/2 italian and 1/2 irish
ReplyDeleteI'm not done cooking dinner yet but I wanted to stop by and say funny shit Spurs, Well Done!
ReplyDeleteI changed my mind. I decided name jacking can be very witty and the ultimate satire. I shall now go appease the 20 people here that are rude to me by asking what insensitive name I should change to, then maybe they'll like me.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK to seek approval, right?
Please like me!!!!!!
ReplyDelete...and No NJ it's not ok to seek approval, unless you use your own comment name... fag
ReplyDeleteI want you all to like me. So please vote on your favorite new name for me:
ReplyDeleteInsecure Beast
Homely but clueless
Sweet and stupid
Tee hee hee, I will take whatever you dish out, whatever you guys want! Luff you alllllll!!
(Biting and pertinent satire, Cute. Learn about it)
haha who is the name jacker, I like him!
ReplyDeleteRocket Farts, you are home:)
ReplyDeletedarn tootin' i'm home.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why did you name me that? I come here to be called giraffe, not that offensive shit.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i have to go. i had a great workout now i need to clean my house and eat dinner.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this starting to remind me of the Beano commercial?
ReplyDeleteM'lady, I hear you are flatulent in several languages. Spurs is calling, he's on line toot. Do you poot Avery in his cage at night?
Enjoy your dinner Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteRocket Farts, honey, I missed you.
ReplyDeleteDon't go:)
RQ
ReplyDeletego to my page in 10 mins
Post you will love
Love
Only you will love it
Promise.
Hi Pam, Ok...let me get my pizza out of oven first.
ReplyDeletei always burn it and don't want to get all enthralled and forget about it.
ReplyDeleteis it crazy, i hope it's crazy.
ReplyDeleteno, don't tell me.
Itz insayne! im a fuckin reeturded person. wont yew luff me?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone watch pam's video?
ReplyDeletePam, you follow your instincts, baby doll. The one thing I can say about you is you have a genuine heart - and that is the most important asset anyone can have, but it comes at the price of being sensitive, and opening yourself up to hurt.
Spurs..you gonna post Pam's video?
OMG I just watched Pam's pyscho video.
ReplyDeleteShe is certified nuts.
I think she needs to go with you to your therapist Rocket Farts.
It seems she is ready to start sucking the cock of our little terrorist friend Nik again.
This chick is fucking nuts.
RQ even if it was a real fart or not, I laughed. Anyone who can make a youtube is a person who is not afraid of the world. Anonymous comments are those of cowards, and people who apologize after too much has been said are ass kissers.
ReplyDeleteKeep making videos, please keep them up longer. I have a feeling I don't have any friends on here.. ha ha
Pointing out the obvious
ReplyDeleteyou followed me onto cam4
Good job
Do I need to go into more depth ?
Thousands of people go there dumbass, no one is following you.
ReplyDeleteSelf proclaimed broke ass that has to watch free porn
ReplyDeleteKudos !
Well, you could say broke ass has to do free porn. You see, that's what's really dangerous. I mean, when someone talks trash, there's always someone around who talks trash even better.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm just showing you how I would respond to that comment.
I didn't want to offend you with that video spurs, it was for the people who are heartless and rude and think its okay to say sorry after they spent so much of they're life trying to make mine worse.
ReplyDeletehope all is cool
I watched 34 seconds of that video. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteI'm not trying to really be a dick here, it just gets to be a little too much. I mean you've talked a ton of trash about people, so don't be surprised when people insult you.
What is so bad is that you whore yourself out everywhere including Youtube but you can't even find a guy or girl to fuck you on cam.
ReplyDeleteAre you that nasty that the only dick you can get is a plastic cock?
I really doubt the 34 second thing was the truth
ReplyDeleteGood try
I don't care if people are rude to me if anyone got the point of it, the world is full of judgmental assholes and I was calling them out
It gets to be a little too much?
I don't want to fight, because I have some really valid things I could bring up to you, but you have never been rude to me there for I won't.
I get you run a "site" but you know, your looking more nik everyday
screw all of you anonymouses with your wives sleeping in your bed while you're up in the middle of the night sneaking around and jacking off to Pam on her live cam?
ReplyDeleteyou should be thanking her, not calling her crazy. i really do not see a single thing crazy about that video at all.
RQ see these people don't understand that behind a psycho is an evil genius. They eat what you feed them, and they shit you out later.
ReplyDeleteThere for you are treated like shit. Like I said, your the only person on here who has stayed true to yourself, you were a cunt to me on the dirty but who cares? you never said sorry after, so we always had a mutual agreement that , that was our relationship.
It is to fake girls who think its okay to call me names and say sorry after doing it for five months that is not okay.
And to the cam4 dude, grow up, I didn't make this video for you.
pam can take care of herself, i think that is pretty evident. i'm being truthful.
ReplyDeleteand, unlike all of you, i have not even been to see her live cam.
It was the truth Pam. I did watch 34 seconds of it. I looked at the counter. This isn't a joke.
ReplyDeleteLooking like Nik? Give me a break.
I know you think you "know" me, but you don't.
thanks, Pam. but those things I would not say to you now. because i've learned more about you.
ReplyDeleteAnd when is your "porn" video coming out.
ReplyDeleteYou have been talking about it for a year now.
If Steven Speilberg producing it and that is why it is taking so long?
Okay cool, that's great
ReplyDeleteI really want to talk shit to you I do
But I have a heart
And you know exactly what I mean by the nik comment
You cant even answer an email after all of my "Favors"
Grow up
spurs what is your deal with Pam today and yesterday?
ReplyDeletei'm always the last to know everything
ReplyDeleteHe is a nice guy RQ
ReplyDeleteThe post about ugly and fat was funny
I honestly think I just pissed him off too
it's just like with bitchhog and dirtygirl, i would never say a word against either...
ReplyDeletei believe there is a place for sincerity even in a place like this.
well, let me elaborate: i would make fun of dirtygirl, and fun of bitchhog and fun of pam, but they know it is joking, and are able to differentiate.
ReplyDeleteand QB. she's cool in my book, too.
Honestly who cares if my porn is out or not
ReplyDeletewww.socalgirls.com
email them, ask them when its launching
I would love to know as well
I dont make porn for a living
I work on a site
difference
My family ? Okay not so much.
www.thedirty.com/category/pucker
Seattle hated me from the beginning ..
I just must rub people the wrong way
QB is nice I dont think she has ever said one mean word
ReplyDeleteDG is okay but she has gotten a big head
I did like elfie
But then I read the site from a while back and thats when I got pissed and youtubed
How can these people make such comments and expect me to run into there arms and say thank you thank you I was so waiting for that!
where did spurs fan go?
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteShould I answer all of them?
Look I don't have a problem with you Pam, as I told you in private. But you've done all these "favors" because you want the attention. So don't act like you are some victim here.
Now I know what might be going through you head here Pam: I'm going to think of a way to fuck over Kasey. Well, I will tell you, that won't end well for you.
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ReplyDeleteThat's funny. As I was typing that, you went ahead and plugged yourself Pam.
ReplyDeleteRQ, you have myspace mail.
ReplyDeleteHonestly like I told you before
ReplyDeleteI would never fuck you over Spurs.
Swear on my Pamela Pucker self
This site is for shit talk
So I talked shit
Play the game or get out
Lets not use first names
I decided its better your a cartoon
By the way, if I wanted attention I could just go flash the senior citizen home down the hall
I did not " Plug " myself. Grow up kid!
ReplyDeleteMy least favorite word in the dictionary not to mention you misspelled it
ReplyDeleteScarecrow?????????????
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fat Boy? What are you doing over here?
ReplyDeleteI love this site scarecrow, when not workin day time biz
ReplyDeletewhen isnt she 'plugging' herself? she thinks we followed her? shes the one spamming herself every chance she gets! pam pucker, get the fuck out!
ReplyDeleteCool. That's nice of you.
ReplyDeleteI know you have underhanded intentions as always though, what's going on?
Ripped me a new one ?
ReplyDeleteLike I will keep saying
Get out your twister boards bitches
This is all a game, play rough sure
As we all know I dont mind some blood
Lets play
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a little tired of it all as well.
Spurs: Tired? Really.
ReplyDeleteYawn, sorry your site bores me. Just FYI
Damn Ducker, I am stupid ? You know who is the most stupid person here?
The one who just spent 10 minutes of there life watching that
Waste of time if you ask me
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ReplyDeleteexactly...you are a waste of time. and you know whats even worse than watching it? making it. exactly what you did. go away. spurs, we ask that you please no longer post anything to do with her again. thank you.
ReplyDeletedamn pucker:
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, this will all come to an end soon.
i ask that nobody reply to her. shes around because we reply, if we ignore her she will go away.
ReplyDeleteATTENTION! ATTENTION WHORE WHORING FOR ATTENTION! PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!
ReplyDeleteI got a laugh at the "you follow me" bit, and the use of the word troll to describe the commentors here.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Spurs Fan!
ReplyDeleteoh my god, i cannot find my ped egg, i like to do that before bedtime.
ReplyDeletewell night
SPURS, depite our old war like the site! At least it updates quickly unlike Prik's the lame.com.
ReplyDeleteThanks man. Yeah, I always thought that was a bad move over there by making comments sit.
ReplyDeleteBut there were a lot of things I told him he should have done, some he listened to and did, some he didn't.
He should have thought about why the site really became popular.
He gets way to polictical some times. A real turn off for me. He should stick to what he knows. Douches and slors. ie. himself.
ReplyDeleteYeah, trust me, I've thought about ways to change this site up, because ripping on Hollywood is old and boring to me at this point.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think politics would be the way to go.
True, but you know Dik Prickchie won't listen to reason. I have to feel bad for him thogh breaking up with Merlin must have been real hard. :)
ReplyDeleteHe sent the Queef to medical school so he'd have a new bread winner.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. Still at least someone got his mangina off!
ReplyDeleteSent a pic to you SPURS. One chance to rip me. Just like you always wanted.
ReplyDeleteReally? All right dude.
ReplyDeleteGAME ON NOW BRO.
Don't have a pic dude.
ReplyDeleteSent it to the email at the top of the page. As a jpeg. You can go to myspace as well. Screen name psboi39. Bring it!
ReplyDeletespursfan@spursfansays.com?
ReplyDeleteNo e-mail.
You've used that fake "name" on thedirty before, DJ.
ReplyDeleteNice try.
Tried to send via AOL. Just hit my myspace.
ReplyDeleteNothing comes up, I've tried it before when you left it on thedirty.
ReplyDeleteGood try though.
Fake name? Always DJ the real one. WTF are you talking about?
ReplyDelete