E-mail:Apparently Drew has figured out how to Greg blast Space Aliens now. This image was found in New Jersey by Google Earth. Is there no end to his weenie wagging?
SPURS FAN says: Well, that's just great. Just a matter of time before the aliens get pissed and come attack us. I know what I will be doing when they come. I'll be holding up a sign that reads, "On behalf of humanity, I'd like to apologize." But I won't be doing that on top of a building. They are known to blow buildings up. And the White House too.
In all seriousness, I thought Independence Day was just an awful awful movie. I refused to go see it in the theaters after all the sheep went to see it, and I remember when I finally watched it, I was like, "That's just fucking terrible."
ReplyDeleteif the aliens come, maybe drew can finally get laid (via anal probing, of course)
ReplyDeleteMy experience with guys that brag about their penis constantly is that they tend to exaggerate greatly.
ReplyDeleteI have an annoying friend that whenever we are out at the bar, he constantly talks about his penis and how big it is all the fucking time.
It is not and it is really sad and embarrassing.
Haven't you heard the news Wopness? He had a sex change operation, and is now known as Amanda Roadmen.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeletePlease please tell me you are a woman.
I bet Drew would love to live on Penis Peninsula since that is what his obsession is.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I thought that was just one of his personalities, the one that makes him dress in women's clothing
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteIt would be like his personal heaven.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteYou are probably right. And Pam Anderson is just to remind him he's old and chewed up.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI am a guy but we have been in the same room with the same women if you get my drift.
Come on dude.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that NASA will be blowing up the moon on Friday?
Elaborating on the Pam Anderson alter ego. She also reminds him he has Hep C and is broke...
ReplyDeleteBlow up is an exaggeration. they will bomb it.
ReplyDeleteDo you suppose someone will land on the moon and plant the bomb>
Nasa is full of liars...
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteI never said we banged the same girl, lol I just said we were in the same room with the same women.
And no, if you bang the same girl that does not make you gay, that does not even make sense.
I wouldnt be in the same room with another mans naked penis regardless of the woman. GAY!
ReplyDeleteWhatever way you want to rationalize it Anon... I am just fucking around.
ReplyDeleteSo no threesome with you and Jesse Metcalfe Wop? DAMN! I'm in a weird mood today.
ReplyDeleteI dont think so bud, real men would never have a 3some with two guys. Thats homo. Id be happy to tell a room full of men that, so long as they are fully clothed.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to have an issue with rooms and guys I noticed.
Step up your level of women if thats how you get laid. Disgusting
Anon~ so you didn't bang the same chick, yet it was a threesome? Who exactly did you bang (or let bang you) then? Sounds pretty gay to me!
ReplyDeleteWTD,
ReplyDeleteyeah because no men have threesomes with their buddies and some chick.
Are you fucking serious?
You really must be gay because only a gay man would ever say or think that.
I bet you say eww when your friends talk about getting a dirty stripper for a bachelor party too.
Fag.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to insult you you seem cool but this is not very hard to figure out.
Four people can be in a room, 2 guys, 2 girls and 1 girl be with 1 guy and the other girl be with the other guy.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteNaw bud, apparently I dont pull the same level of gutter sluts that you do.
Strippers at a bachelor party, thats alright, but slapping nuts with ya homeboy while banging a meth whore, not my thing...
Anon:
ReplyDeleteWhy dont you rent a bigger apartment, like say a 2 bedroom?
Scumbag
Whatever dude.
ReplyDeleteYou have told me everything I ever need to know about you.
WTD,
ReplyDeleteLoser.
My garage is probably bigger than your apartment.
Fucking ambulance chaser.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteYeah,
1. I can get laid without having to share
2. I dont touch nuts with other dudes
3. I dont look at other penises
4. I have more than one bedroom
5. I dont like hookers and gutter sluts
6. I am not gay like you.
Sorry if I ruined your homo fantasy, Im sure you can find someone else to rub nuts with...
ask drew
Anon~ I don't get insulted and yes I am pretty damn cool but you said "threesome" which indicates 3 people having sex, there is no 4th in a threesome otherwise that would be considered a "foursome". Who is having a hard time figuring it out? Not I.
ReplyDeleteWhatever dude, you are either gay or have a super small penis.
ReplyDeleteEven Elfie and Dirty Girl and every other girl on here will agree with me.
Oh right, you have a mansion, thats right. So that would explain why you have to bang in the same room.
ReplyDeleteIts okay if you're gay, just admit it to yourself. Hell maybe your buddy like you too, and you both were bangin chicks but checkin each other out
Oh will they? I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteLets see... Elfie, and DG, is it cool for a guy and another guy to bang the same gutter slut and touch nuts?
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI was referring to my first comment that you commented on regarding women, not woman.
Sorry for the confusion.
My garage is just under 800 sq ft so yes, I am sure it is bigger than your apartment.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteHaha I dont have an apartment dipshit
I really do believe now that you are not an attorney because your reading comprehension is piss poor.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me the lies that you are talking about.
Reread every comment that I made thoroughly.
I am guessing you are a DeVry graduate.
So you are rich, but still have to pick up crack addicts to share with your buddies?
ReplyDeleteSomething's off
My God you are a pathetic and angry little man.
ReplyDeleteIs that what happens when you have such a small penis?
Damn...
You know they do have surgical options now to help you with that.
"Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI am a guy but we have been in the same room with the same women if you get my drift."
GAY.
WTD,
ReplyDeleteNo one cares what you think about anything in life.
You are a nobody.
Even Pam and Leper are more important and well known than Tha Don.
"Spurs,
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that NASA will be blowing up the moon on Friday?"
Yes, I heard that. I wish they really would. I wanted to do that when I was a little kid bitchhog.
"Blow up is an exaggeration. they will bomb it."
I knew what you meant.
"Do you suppose someone will land on the moon and plant the bomb>"
We've (ME) already determined that it is impossible to land on the moon Bitchhog. Biggest load of shit ever.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou are in love with Leper.
So you are telling with that if she told you she wanted to bang you and some other dude at the same time you would tell her no?
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteWho said I was in love with Leper?
"So you are telling with that if she told you she wanted to bang you and some other dude at the same time you would tell her no?"
No, I'd tell her, "FUCK no."
Threesomes with another guy involved are disgusting man. That's just GAY.
Elfie I will have a threesome with you and Jesse Metcalfe :) lol
ReplyDelete"In my mind it is gay and I will tell you why. men are highly visual creatures, if you saw another man's penis and weren't turned off by it then that is gay."
ReplyDeleteBINGO!!!
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteIf you and Miss Texas have a threesome with Jesse Metcalfe, does that make you two gay?
"Elfie I will have a threesome with you and Jesse Metcalfe :)"
ReplyDeleteI think we should put a ban on mentioning that goofball Jesse Metcalfe's name on here.
Anon~ Showering in a locker room is totally different! If you got hard while showering with other men, that would be gay. Just like if you stay hard or get hard when having a double meat sandwich, that is gay.
ReplyDeleteIf MT and I had a threesome with Jesse Metcalfe we may or may not be gay. Women are not visual, we are emotional. I find women attractive but I don't generally want to hump them. Most women have had a girl/girl experince, most women are not gay.
Spurs~ Better yet, how about we post his picture as the site wallpaper?
ReplyDeleteI've ONLY dated guys, but I think girls are attractive too, and if Jesse Metcalfe is involved then count me in baby!
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, we cant ban Jesse Metcalfe, Britney Spears, or Twilight. lol
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll put a rainbow up as the background too.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteYour logic befuddles me. lol
So now you know how every single man and woman operates and feels and what they have done?
If looking at other men's penises is gay then men should not shower together and I guess couples that watch porn together and there is a man and a woman in it, then the man in the relationship must be gay because watching porn with his gf or wife with a guy in it and getting turned on surely makes him gay.
Right?
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the queer Twilight garbage.
I imagine Queen Bee fainted when she read that.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I strive to be "well known" like pam and leper... IDIOT
You and your buddies know how to have fun? Well if being gay is fun to you guys, by all means...
and no, you wouldnt have to see his penis in that situation.
My question is, however, if you are so rich, why cant you get a classy lady, or at least one with some sort of self respect?
Are you that big of a douche?
Or is it that you are just gay, and therefore date skags because you actually hate women
ReplyDeleteWTD,
ReplyDeleteNewsflash, it has been 10 minutes and still no one cares about you.
Spurs: fuck off... you are probably anon's buddy that he had a 3some with, now you are mad too, because your gay cover got pulled along with his
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteOuch that was so painful, I didnt realize that until now. And, I am sure they care so much about you right? Mr. Rich man, lady killer! LOL
Dago:
ReplyDeleteHa ha! No, I'm not buddies with anonymous. Well, he's my "e-buddy" (that term is just lame, like "e-friend). I just wanted to take a shot at you, that's all.
15 mins later and still no one cares about Tha Don.
ReplyDeleteI care about Tha Don.
ReplyDeleteI do like gays Spurs, but not to date.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteget some new material.
Nobody cares about your lame insults
17 mins later and only Elfie cares about the Don.
ReplyDeleteStill won't have sex with him though, he's just a friend.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI like Wopness. His insults are good. Sometimes.
Streets:
That's lovely.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteyou like him so much you hurl ethnic slurs at him?
That's nice.
What? Ethnic slurs? I thought they were compliments.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ Spurs is meanest to the ones he cares about most.
ReplyDeleteThank's for the analysis Frasier. I mean Streets.
ReplyDeleteFrasier?
ReplyDeleteThat is new.
Why do you call her Streets and now Frasier?
Well, Streets is because she knows all about crack, drugs, and the gang life.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Frasier was for her "diagnosis" of me.
Really, I never though of her as a streets person.
ReplyDeleteAlthough she does know about The Box, so that should have tipped me off.
Elfie/MT:
ReplyDeleteIf there is going to be anything going on with Jesse Metcalfe, I'm joining in too making this now a 4some.
I would never be able to do the 2 guys 1 girl thing. I do have a couple of friends that have done this with another girl and told me about it. I think one is straight and the other is bi but not because of that one experience but because of other things he has said and done. So anon, I would watch out for your other male friend. He might be more into you than you think.
40 minutes later and anon still has no new material
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI think anon is the bi friend
DG,
ReplyDeleteWe have been friends for a long time and nothing funny has ever happened so I am straight, don't worry. lol
I would really not make speculations about all threesomes based on one dude with one of your friends.
haha.
ReplyDelete"20 minutes later only Spurs and Elfie care about Tha Don."
I am not from the streets, however I have lived in some very interesting and varied circumstances. My drug knowledge can be chalked up to reading a lot... I know a lot of really unnecessary things.
ReplyDeleteDG~ Jump onto the Jesse Train! Seems we are going to need a really big bed...
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteWith all the superstars and celebrities out there the best person you could come up with for your fantasy fuckfest is a Z-list actor Jesse Metcalfe?
I am sorry is I am going to throw down a fantasy, it is going to be Megan Fox, Taylor Swift or something.
Jesse Metcalfe is probably the sexiest man alive, most of women on here would agree. Megan Fox is overrated. I don't like her skinny long chin or pointy nose. She is also a complete ingrate bitch, which is a TOTAL turn-off. Taylor Swift is strange looking, cute I guess but no sexual appeal at all IMO.
ReplyDeleteFor females I would choose Adriana Lima, who is basically the female equivalent to Jesse Metcalfe. She could turn me gay.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteROFL you crack me up.
Adriana Lima, the female equivalent of Jesse Metcalfe.
If he is so hot why does he not have a career or be mentioned in any blogs or be on the cover of any magazines?
I say we come up with our Fantasy 10 list.
It takes more than being hot to be famous. It's about knowing the right people, having the right representation and getting a lucky break. Most of the actors and actresses in Hollywood are not exceptionally good-looking.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a fantasy 10... my list only includes Adriana Lima, Jesse Metcalf and Wop.
anon, youre not gay.....but i have a feeling you are very curious. i think you might be a closet pickle puffer.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDelete"WTD thinks women are icky"
Hahaa just the women you are with that are sleezy enough to allow a gang bang with a couple of homos
WTD, gets no ass.
ReplyDeleteThe reason you don't like threesomes is that no one invites you or wants you to be in one.
And to the other "anon" you can't think what you want, I will still fuck the shit out of your girl and let her decide.
Girls want men, and most are closet freaks.
They don't want little boring pussies.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteYeah okay anon, I am sure you are a regular don juan meets ron jeremy round yonder at the ol trailer court...
Your women sound top notch LOL
Anon:
ReplyDeleteTell us more circle jerk stories that you and your "roommate" or partner what ever the term is now a days have had. Us hetero's want to tap into what's going on in the swing culture
Francis:
ReplyDeleteOh no, ALL straight guys love crackhead chicks and ball rubbing with other men, just ask a room full.
hahaa good shit, "circle jerk stories"
WTD,
ReplyDeleteIs this the same anon that's been hanging around for awhile or is it a new one?
"I say we come up with our Fantasy 10 list."
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on man? You getting high on the man?
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteNot much man. I've actually been pretty busy the last week or so with work. I've giving up on Jesus again......he's going to have to show me a Cubs WS then I'll get back on his hope train and believe again.
Well, you'll be waiting for a long time man.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
Yeah, you're probably right. I'm starting to believe I will never see one.
ReplyDeleteGotta go for awhile, I'll catch up with you all later.
its the millionaire anon that shops at tj maxx. the one that stuffs his bentley with shopping bags from ross. also anon, just because a bag whore makes you think you have a big dick doesnt mean its true. whores are good at making guys egos bigger than what they are. they can make an asian think hes italian. and apparently you have been with alot of whores judging from your ego.
ReplyDeleteFran:
ReplyDeleteSame dipshit anon. You know, the one with the mansion, lambos, benz, good looking, doctor friends, and all the classy ladies...
Maybe it was his lambo driving doctor friend he gang banged the crack whore with
'wishing his was the girl.'
ReplyDelete*he
wheres milly anon now? probably calling his uncle and asking him why did he make him take showers together because now he dreams and hot dogs and pickles.
ReplyDeleteHe is out in his Ferrari, in search of guys to tag team.. I mean girls to tag team with guys.. I mean, hell even I am confused as to his sexual preference now
ReplyDeleteAnon Milly and his homies really know how to par-tay
ReplyDeletei think his name should be gay-non. as in non pussy getting homo.
ReplyDeletegay-non, where are you? are you hiding in the closet? come out, come out where ever you are!
ReplyDeleteWow, it is pretty sad that WTD has to make up an alter ego to have a conversation with to try to prove his points.
ReplyDeleteI have been gone an hour and this loser is still posting about me.
Damn, dude, get off my nuts.
If you are looking for a dude to date, I am not the guy.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteIt seems that they are shutting down your boy Arpaio.
The Feds said he can't make immigration arrests.
So Miss Texas, you are safe, lol. j/k
gay-non, dont you like to watch other mens weenys in action? do you lay under the woman and just slurp up whatever drippings fall from her cooch while your buddy bangs her?
ReplyDeletehe cant arrest miss texas because shes in texas....arpaio is in arizona. duh, dumbass.
ReplyDeletegay-non, havent you stated before that youre not from this country? maybe youre the wetback that needs to watch out for arpaio?
ReplyDeleteMilly Anon -
ReplyDeleteI never post under anonymous, ask spurs if the ip's match.. It shouldnt shock you that others think you are a gay douche as well
PS - I am not on your nuts, thats you on your buddies nuts.
wow, gay-non got shut down. no lame comebacks or anything.
ReplyDeletegay-non, where are you? are you back in the closet hiding with tom cruise?
ReplyDeleteOMG this is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteHe is just off his rocker.
Everyone thought Rocket Queen was the psycho that needed meds, I guess we were wrong...
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they are shutting John Wayne down.
gay-non, were you watching your buddy do another chick while you beat your meat to the sight of his dick?
ReplyDeleteHellooo Spurs :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up? The aliens haven't abducted you yet?
ReplyDeleteI like girls that like girls. I've been very blessed the past 5 years or so.
ReplyDeletePam's ok. Her mother flew in to Florida and has her. I get the impression that she scared the shit out of herself this time.
You have to be a masochist to be a Cubs fan. Just sayin'. The Cubbies don't just lose, they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
ReplyDeleteIts funny you say that Spurs. Something very weird happened at my blog today.
ReplyDeleteBig Drew:
ReplyDeleteWhat happened? Did someone make a comment?
(sorry man, couldn't help it)
That's funny spurs fan because it's true!! Big Tool errr drew probably shits his pants whenever he get's a comment. That site is horrible. Even dumbass getrad could see that and bailed.
ReplyDeletepam is just wanting attention. people who really want to kill themselves dont tweet or blog about it. shes an attention whore. shes just 20 and already washed up and she knows it. she can fuck off.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThanks. I thought it was good too.
haha...that was funny spurs. And whoever made up gaynon made me laugh, too.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG. So did that one jealous skank get in line? Did you set her straight?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSo whats up with pam? Is she ok or what? I just found out about all this shit that went down."
Pam's ok. I think the trip to the psych ward after the attempt scared the fuck out of her.
"Anonymous said...
pam is just wanting attention. people who really want to kill themselves dont tweet or blog about it. shes an attention whore. shes just 20 and already washed up and she knows it. she can fuck off."
It's called a cry for help, Asswipe. You can fuck off.
She just had to deal with it. I ended up making alot of money off of him, too. I did show that to her. I'm sure that hurt.
ReplyDeleteDirty girl who did you make money off?
ReplyDeletecbt, she didnt mention anything to you while you and her phone cuddled? lol!!!
ReplyDeleteI spent the day promoting "Breast Cancer Awareness Month". I feel almost like a decent human being, except for the ad spot I did that basically said, "I like titties, let's save them".
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, my mother and my sister both have been declared cancer free in the last couple of months.
I made money from a customer at work.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteShit...reading that comment makes it look like I'm a stripper."
I'd put a 20 in your g-string, DG.
"Anonymous said...
cbt, she didnt mention anything to you while you and her phone cuddled? lol!!!"
Hey, it always made her feel better. I outgrew all that treat women like shit macho crap years ago. That's why I'm fucking 23 year olds at 51 and you'll be beating off to hairy snatch porn alone in your basement at my age.
That did make you sound like a stripper DG.
ReplyDeletedg, now gay-non is gonna ask what his dick looked like. since hes a pecker checker he thinks everyone else is too.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteI made money from a customer at work."
So do strippers...
At least DG didn't say she made mo0ney from a customer after work.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, so now you just treat the mothers of your kids like crap huh? good move douchebag. looks like your mother taught you about how to teat a woman huh?"
You know nothing about how I treat my daughters' mothers. They're both spoiled as month old milk, by me.
I'm not a stripper. I'm a prostitute.
ReplyDelete"mooney/money". It's a typo. You must have reached the end of your very limited wit to try to fuck with me about a typo, loser boy.
ReplyDeleteI love cool anon
ReplyDeleteI cant stand Gay Milly Peter Peeker Anon
DG:
ReplyDeleteHOw much do you charge?
Just because one is bitchy nutjob and the other is a nutty bitch doesn't mean I don't treat them well. "dumb piece of turtle shit"? Are you still in grade school?
ReplyDeletecbt, would you rather me call you a dog pecker gnat? you and gay-non are so obsessed with dicks its fucking disturbing.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteI'm not a stripper. I'm a prostitute."
I'd pay for that.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, would you rather me call you a dog pecker gnat? you and gay-non are so obsessed with dicks its fucking disturbing."
You are a dog pecker gnat. That's what a type of almost invisible gnat that is an almost imperceptible, minor annoyance is called in the South. It fits you very well.
a dude lover? Must be little drew
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI can't tell. But to give you an idea, recently my customer withdrew $200,000 from his account for me. His soon to be exwife is pissed about it and so is Nancy Grace.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletea dude lover? Must be little drew"
Do what? You have been studying at the Pelican school of commenting and you can't even do that right. Pelican's most fucked up comment made more sense than that.
Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDelete"Spurs,
I can't tell. But to give you an idea, recently my customer withdrew $200,000 from his account for me. His soon to be exwife is pissed about it and so is Nancy Grace."
DG, you must be able to suck a golf ball through 40 feet of garden hose and your pussy must be bionic. Nancy Grace is always pissed off, though.
$200,000?
ReplyDeleteDG, does the guy get to bang you and then kill you? All on film?
I'd pay you $200. But after that you'd have to clean my place up. And wash my car. And promise to never talk to me again.
You have a car spurs? I thought you were still using public transportation. You would have to promise to not talk at all. Your redneck voice would just ruin everything.
ReplyDelete10 Fantasy List:
ReplyDeleteMEN
1- Brad Pitt
2- Paul Walker
3- Johnny Depp
4- Jesse Metcalfe
5- Josh Duhamel
6- Ben Affleck
7- Jude Law
8- Chris Evans
9- Matt Dillon
10-Leo D
Women:
1. Angelina Jolie before kids
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Sofia Vergara :)
4. Megan Fox
5. Kourtney Kardashian lol
6. Adriana Lima
7. Jennifer Lopez
8. Beyonce
9. Halle Berry
10. Jessica Alba
DG:
ReplyDeleteYes, I do have a car. And no, I wouldn't talk to you. Except to say, "Ok, now it's time for you to leave.
Whore."
And then I'd wad up a couple of hundreds, open up the door, and toss it outside and make you fetch it.
Like a dog.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Funny, I didn't see "SPURS FAN" anywhere on your list. So that means your list isn't to be taken seriously.
Pimpin' was down on his luck a few months ago so he goes around the rich part of Scottsdale, knocking on doors asking for money food. Finally, one man says, "I will not just give you money, but you can work for it. I'll give you $200 to paint the porch behind my house". Pimpin' was really hungry so he agrees and, a couple of hours later, knocks on the guy's door again. When the guy opens the door, Pimpin' gives him the paint can and brush back and the guy gives him $200 and says, "There doesn't it make you feel better about yourself to have worked for the money?" Pimpin' says, "Yes, it did, but what really made me feel better about myself was finding out how stupid you rich white folks are. There wasn't any porch back there, it's a Mercedes.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteIf you ever get an invite to do a comedy act (which you won't), please don't tell that joke. You will be booed of the stage. Maybe someone will even toss tomatoes at you.
I'm getting the impression MTQT wants some pussy really bad. She does have good taste in women, though. I'd replace Angelina Jolie with Selma Hayek, though. I wouldn't go where Billy Bob's been.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Dog Pecker Gnat: W#hat do you think about MTQT's taste in men? I assume that's where your interests are.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
If you ever get an invite to do a comedy act (which you won't), please don't tell that joke. You will be booed of the stage. Maybe someone will even toss tomatoes at you."
Spurs: How about this; Two maggots were fighting in dead Earnest...
That joke was horrible.. Spursfan hahaha ,, that cracked me up.. except you have to throw out the money all in 5's... or worse in one's
ReplyDeleteNow that's an even better idea. Maybe it would be really windy too, and she's have to chase down the loot as it's blowing around everywhere.
ReplyDeleteMy top 10 Fantasy List:
ReplyDelete1. Jesse Metcalfe
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Jared Leto
4. Josh Henderson
5. Mark Consuelos
6. John Stamos (Full House era)
7. Cristiano Ronaldo
8. Johnny Depp
9. Leonardo DiCaprio
10. Jude Law
997,387,234,2473,746. Spurs Fan
10.
I love that joke because it's so fucking bad. A groan is as good as a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you to list me that high. And to think what a lovely scenario I wrote above involving you and I.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat "top ten" is a good idea for a post.
You know what is funny about this list? In the past almost all of the guys I've dated their names have begun with "J". 6 out of 10 of my fantasy list begin with it, too. That is so weird.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's like an X-Files episode.
ReplyDeleteYour welcome, spurs. At least you know now that you have a chance.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather jerk off.
ReplyDeleteDG: I thought for sure Pimpin' would be on your list.
ReplyDeletewomen, in no particular order.
ReplyDelete1. scarlett johansson
2. elisha cuthbert
3. dayana mendoza
4. adriana lima
5. jessica biel
6. keeley hazell
7. eva mendes
8. laetitia casta
9. shakira
10. natalie gulbis
cbt's list:
ReplyDelete1. glenn campbell
2. his dad
3. his uncle
4. his brother
5. his brother in law
6. his grandpappy
7. his cousin clyde
8. his sister
9. his mom
10. grandmappy
Sorry cbt, but that list was funny!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I see your list designated women. I assume that men's you have one for men?
ReplyDeleteI'll hand it to you the CBT list was funny. Maybe you did pay attention to Pelican.
It's good to know Glen Campbell was number one.
ReplyDeleteoh...i forgot his number 11, the little boy with the spiderman backpack at the school bus stop. he doesnt know his name....yet.
ReplyDeleteMy one 'curious' experience was with a girl that looked just like Eva Mendes.
ReplyDeleteSorry CBT but that list was fuckin funny, I actually laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteDG-Wheres your "Girl" Fantasy List? Youve gotta have one.
And no CBT im not "That Into" women, I just find a few attractive.....
Eva Mendes would be at the top of my list.. She is crazy hot. DG is bi?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not bi. But I'm also a believer of trying anything once. It wasn't a horrible experience but I just prefer guys. One of my best friends that is a girl has been trying to talk me into it for a couple years and I have no interest.
ReplyDeleteI have never understood what was so great about fabio.
ReplyDeletejust like i never understood why cbt has full sized cardboard cutouts of sam walton with holes cut in the mouth and crotch.
ReplyDeleteMy real list:
ReplyDelete1. Khourtney Kardashian (pre pregnancy)
2. Jessica Alba (pre pregnancy)
3. Salma Hayek
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Mila Kunis
6. Adrianne Curry (the chick that married Peter Brady)
7. Milla Jojovich
8. Natalie Portman
9. Vanessa Hudgens (shaved bush)
10. Drew Barrymore
I'm not gay-non,,, you fucking faggot. So back the fuck off. I don't even know who dg is besides reading these comments moron. Eva is hot dumbass.. Jen Anderson would be my #2 on my list. Go back to the dirty loser
ReplyDeletegay-non, whats your list. and dont list the women i did just to make yourself look straight. i bet your list is something like this:
ReplyDelete1. john force
2. medium pimpin'
3. hulk hogan
4. tom green
5. hal sparks
6. sean hayes
7. colonel sanders
8. the undertaker
9. ozzy osbourne
10. your dad
hey cbt, dont forget dakota fanning. shes still underage which makes her perfect for you. and also jon bennet ramsey (postmortem).
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Dog Pecker Gnat:
ReplyDeleteI bet your real list is
1. Barbara Walters
2. Rosie O'Donnell
3. Tom Green
4. Kathy Griffin
5. Merlin
6. DiVA
7. Big Drew
8. Pam Anderson
9. Joy Behar
10. Roseanne and Tom Arnold
cbt, youre jokes are about as weak as medium pimpin with the flu. get real humor then get back on here. until then just fuck your inflatable sheep.
ReplyDelete'I suggest you take your own advice. Your shit is weak as Nik Richie.'
ReplyDeletewhat an excellent comeback! wow, thats almost as good as, 'i know you are but what am i'.
I was wrong. I think your list is
ReplyDelete1. Your fist
2. Your mom's vacuum cleaner
Uhhhhh, I guess that's it.
cbt, your real list is anyone in the local hospital nursery.
ReplyDeleteuhhhhh, i guess thats it.
I guess that means I should add Paul Reubens to your list?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I suspect you're a homosexual necrophiliac?
ReplyDeleteActually I am off my game tonight. I really feel like death warmed over. I still don't suck as bad you do, though.
ReplyDelete'Why do I suspect you're a homosexual necrophiliac?'
ReplyDeleteoh wow! what a zinger-roo! you really got me there! oh my gosh! geezus crickeys. i hate your sharp wit. what am i supposed to say to something so witty and funny? why havent you left the cave and gone to the big city to write funny stories for hollywood?
Idiot. I've only been back in the cave about 11 months now. I haven't written stories for Hollywood because I can't be derivative.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go Spurs i'll be back at 10pm our time ok! Miss ya lol
ReplyDeletezzzzzz.....you suck. but theres nothing wrong with sucking, what is wrong is sucking and not admitting to it. youre jokes are tired and played out. maybe they were funny during the first world war but that was last century.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny watching you two go back and forth.
ReplyDeleteTake care, *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna have a shot of Nyquil and a hot toddy and crash out. We'll play another day when I feel better, loser boy.
ReplyDelete"lame...just lame. did your mother have any kids that lived?"
That was old when I was in the third grade and that was loooooong motherfucking time ago.
All y'all except Dog Pecker Gnat have a good night.
CBT is for the gays... This is true. Fuck off. I came on here to find out whats up with pam.. Yet you still talk shit to me. You really do belong at the dirty. Tell Nik to fuck of for me,,, will you.. Thanks. Pam text me some fuked up shit in the am a couple days ago.. I can't get ahold of her and I just wanted an update.. Dik.
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