I'm sure this guy had a rough time growing up. Yeah, it's disappointing to me that I can't write anything better for this pic, but maybe someone can come up with something better. It shouldn't be that hard. I remember a kid I grew up with named Matt Bates. We used to call him Master Bates. It was fun for like 2 years.
Did anyone grow up with someone with a funny name? Or know someone with a funny name?
leest he aint dah catcher. reckon he mighta had a team mate named mike literis?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one.
ReplyDeleteI sold a car to a guy named Richard Head back in the early 90s. He went by Dick and apparently it never occurred to him he was "Dick Head" until I pointed it out to him, after delivery, of course.
ReplyDeleteThere was a kid in my 8th grade class named Mike Hunt.
I took a credit app on a black girl named Shithead (Shaa-theed) Jackson.
The twin Football players from Jacksonville Arkansas named Orangejello and Lemonjello.
Awl Hell nah ya done posted cuzzin kuntz, he a good ol feller.. Ya know he been known ta take his hurr baseball mitts on down ta Mishigain and beat dem gay non type funny boy fellers ta deaf witum, thats how it got the name a murder mitten
ReplyDeletewhy heck, ol rusty kuntz hadda cuzzin dat ah do memba by dah name of rusty dix. an ah sho do memba ol rusty gittin outta dah hollow and makin it big tyme den he went on out tah dah big city and dun fucked up plenny o dem lil pecker city boys frum detriot. ol rusty hadda make it fast tho becauze dat reely bad smell dat came frum detriot was worser dan anyting yew could eer smell out in dah hills and hollows.
ReplyDeleteGrew up with a family who had the last name Dick. One of the daughters names was Anita. Poor girl.
ReplyDelete~J~
Fake CBT and Cadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteNow both of you are picking on Detroit? Hey Fake CBT, did you see your cousin's comment about Detroit yesterday?
"one tyme a guy from canada axed meh, 'howd amerika get all deh sewage pipes to go that far up north?' ah just told him dat we didnt, dats just detriot."
I like anonymous, but that was a funny ass line.
an i reckon yew likey her pappy? betcha his nayme was veiny. made yer mouf water wen yew wood steel his mail jus tah look at his nayme all day huh?
ReplyDeleteJ:
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you are just joking or not, but if that's true, that really sucks.
Real CBT:
ReplyDeleteHard to believe nobody ever pointed out to the guy his name was Dick Head. Unless he always was around a bunch of mature people.
ah memba one tyme cuzzin rusty dun sent me a pickshur of sum fancy schmancy motel he was stayin at wen he was playin baseball. sum place called big dicks halfway inn. seems likea nice place iffin yew axe meh.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a 5 star hotel to me.
ReplyDeleteshot, 5 sturs? mo like 5 an a kwerter sturs tah meh. whurd dat ~j~ feller run off tah?
ReplyDeleteDon't know.
ReplyDeletebetcha he hurd dah terlets flushin so's he went to go see dah peckers.
ReplyDeleteThis anonymous is a different one. This person lives in N.C., not Michigan.
ReplyDeletewell fancy dat! yer gittin tah be werld wide! eer-buddy dun herd of spurm fan now! meester big shot perez hilton frum txas.
ReplyDeleteAbout a million miles away from that amount of popularity Cadamino.
ReplyDeleteTotally not joking Spurs. Im trying to remember her brothers name. It was just as awful.
ReplyDeleteAnd Im female,live in North Carolina and am really happy to be here.How do i get to post without it being another anon? Lots of anons here,lol.
~J~
SpamCan - Rekkin ya oughtta make summin pree-ventin awl these hurr anons faunny boys so we's no who we gotta go aftea and who we aint... nah
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I think you are the Perez Hilton of Texas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd have to switch over to Wordpress to make it easier to comment.
ReplyDeletea gurl frum dah carolinas??? is we related? ah sho hope so so's ah can git in yer britches!
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteReal CBT:
Hard to believe nobody ever pointed out to the guy his name was Dick Head. Unless he always was around a bunch of mature people."
He was a great big ol' boy. That's why I wasn't surprised.
~J~
ReplyDeleteGo to blogger.com and set up an account then add spursfansays.com to blogs you're following.
J:
ReplyDeleteJust go to "name" on the drop down menu on the "Comment as." Just pick a name. You don't have to worry abou the "url", you can just leave that blank.
And that is sad the girl has the name of Anita Dick. I hope she's married now.
DG:
ReplyDeleteNever will stop, will you?
foney cbt, yew shoulda told dat dick head bout flash mart and gay-non werkin der thata way wen gay-non gits cot being a peckerchecker dick head can cornhole him.
ReplyDeleteThank you Spurs and Original CBT. I will do that in a bit.
ReplyDeletefake CM - Dunno if we are related,i was adopted.But the chance of you gettin in my britches is slim to none,lol.
Hello dirtygirl. I really think you and I could be friends,you really get me laughing.
~J~
~jane~, now lessy hurr ya yung un...yer tryin tah be all fancy by sayin yew and ah and cuzzin cbt aint kinfolk? well, do ya still got yer butt cherry? ah reckon yer jus a city gal. a city gal wif dem fancy shaveed armpits and combed hair. ah dunt take kindly to yer kind.
ReplyDeleteslim tah nun huh? so der is still a chance huh?
ReplyDeleteMy son had a teacher named Mrs. Focker, hes in Kindergarten, it sounds like he says Mrs. Fucker everytime he said her name. Thank God she was only a substitute.
ReplyDeleteI had to keep self control and refrain from laughing.
~Jayne~:
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
mess texas, yer lying like a 2 legged hound dog dat jus been ran over.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee have you been to either two of these places...????
ReplyDeleteThrillvania in Terrell, Texas......
Or Six Flags Fright Fest Alrington....
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteWas she related to Greg Focker?
fake CM - You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteNope,no city girl here. Live out in the country on 10 acres.Love to ride my ATV's,go muddin and just enjoy life. But dont think I cant rub elbows with the higher class if needed. :)
Fake Cadimino Man.
ReplyDeleteSave a Horse. Ride a Cowboy.
mess taxes, aint no kweers over in dis hurr parts...yew gonna hafta git over yonder tah florida er detroit fer dem faggits.
ReplyDelete`jane`, ah reckon yew aint nebber dun hurd of ol cuzzin cbt an meh haf yew? ya dunt mess round hurr.
ReplyDeletewhurd eer-buddy go again? wattin tar-nation is going on in hurr?
ReplyDeleteSandy from Spongebob is that you?
ReplyDeletedah only sandy round hurr is yer britches. and dey full of crumbs. shaddup!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, no I dont believe so. lmao
ReplyDeletehahahaha
Hi all!
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a News Caster here named Kris Pickle, I have had customers with very funny names but I cannot think of a single one right now! DANG!
Miss Texas:
ReplyDeleteYou should ask her the next time is she has seen Meet the Fockers. Just to see the look on her face, because you know she's probably heard it about a million times.
hot mess taxes, are yer gittin' pissy wif meh?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been?
Working 12 days w/o a day off, some of which are 10 hr days and all have been very busy. I go home exhausted every night. Thankfully I get this weekend off.
ReplyDeleteWhat's been gong on?
Yeah, I remember you saying that you were going to be working a lot. That's good you get off this weekend.
ReplyDeleteAs far as "what's been going on?"
Nothing to brag about buddy.
Sssuuu Weeee Rekkin this hurrin Jane lady wonna dem girls after mah own hart tell ya whut, a girl like ta go muudin.. Hell I done been goin muddin since I was knee hi toa grasshopper bug.. Hell I done got moe a mah kin butt cherrys muddin around the moss farm.. Dem da good ol days
ReplyDeleteNyce ta meat cher aquantin' m'lady
Elfie
ReplyDeleteHows dem thurr beauts a fun bags doin nah? Rekkin Id liketa take a dive in ur ol fancy city gal blouse sure do rekkin nah
"CBT":
ReplyDeleteYou are a ladies man, no doubt. Hitting on two women at the same time? Smooth. Maybe one of them will take the bait. I don't think Jayne is down though.
SpurredFlem
ReplyDeleteOne I can go muddin with, tha udder I will have relayshons with the frunt hole
Good thinking. I'm sure they will both appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteNO relations with the front hole, back hole, side hole, top hole or bottom hole. All holes are off limits.
ReplyDeleteah sho wood likey tah have relshuns wiffin her mudhole meh self. ah reckon her butt cherry is still der. pickshur dat...a city gal wiffin one us hurr hillfolk.
ReplyDeleteYou struck out with the both of them "CBT."
ReplyDeleteSorry dude. Back to one of your "cuzzins." Or "neeces and nephins."
deads womens cant sez no. well dats wat ah always been toldt. ah coulds be wrong, but ah reckon not.
ReplyDeleteAwl hell cuzzin, duntcha lissen to da lady, she said she luvta go muddin, that meanin she done givin that mudhole up onda regulaar rekkin
ReplyDeletewell dat dun makin meh tink bout it naw. wat iffin' her mudhole so big dat her poops jus pops rite out wif no gruntin er nuffin like dat?
ReplyDeleteWhy Elfie, darlin, m'lady, ya aint take a likin ta my ol suddern geteelmens? I treatcha reel nyce I tellya whut.. takya ta unna dem fancy britches resteerants y'all city gals like, like um taco bell
ReplyDeletetaca bell? boy howdy cuzzin'! yew sho gots deep pockits tah be talkin bout taca bell! musta been a good seesin fer moss?
ReplyDeleteCuddin cadimino, I done tired from the maws farmin a wyle back nah, I sells john deers ta them facy folk farmers in lil rok
ReplyDeleteeyes a chamilin
ReplyDeleteah dun reckon it frum all dem wars yew been thru dat dun showed yew how dem other folk lives. yew gits tah go to der cuntry and meets dem den kills dem. dat armie sho sound nice.
ReplyDeleteyew gits tah say, 'hiya charlie. howya doin? lemme see yer arm so's ah can chop it off.'
ReplyDeleteI am so sick I reading The OG CBT and Fake cadimino man comments!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ what city or state are those comments coming from?
ark-can-sawr
ReplyDeletejus likey one tyme ah was inna outhouse takin a dump wen alla suddin dah knothole on dah wall pop loose an in comes a pecker lookin rite at meh mouf! ah dunt know whos pecker dat was so's i puts meh dentures back in and bites it harder dan ah would a piece of boot leather.
ReplyDeletemudlick...dats in monroe county.
ReplyDeletealfie, ah reckon yer a tad bit jellus?
ReplyDeletewhur eer-buddy dun gawn? mudder fuggers up an leff again.
ReplyDeleteYes Elfie I agree whoever the fake CBT is, and also Poop on a Stick, they are both annoying as fuck, Spurs let us know who these fuckers are.
ReplyDeleteWhys ah gotta be annerrin? Jussa meh? Aint makin nah cents nah ya messicin
ReplyDeleteI agree that these CBT's are fucking annoying as all get out. It was old weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteHello to everyone else....
Oh, My mom's gyno was Dr. Clapp.
ReplyDeletewassit cus he culd clap inside yer mama?
ReplyDeleteSorry Cadimino. I do not come from a culture which names itself by deeds, "virtues," or sexual misadventures. So, the answer is no.
ReplyDeleteHello bitchhog. Long time no see.
ReplyDeleteHow have you been?
ReplyDeleteHi Dorothy!! Do you still have Toto?
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