Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Drunk girl's pole dancing ruins wedding




This is funny. What a great wedding day.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 6:35 PM

141 comments:

  1. *Miss Texas*November 18, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    Nice Fail

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  2. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    That's a major hillbilly soundtrack.

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  3. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    I thought Elfie looked beautiful.

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  4. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    Where did you see Elfie?

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  5. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    I suspect RQ's underwear contain chia pet residue.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    This video is boring...................

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  7. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    Thanks Drew. You didn't fool me. I just went and checked. Toms River, New Jersey.

    Go post Amanda Roadmen again. That's interesting shit.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    I agree this video BLOWS

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  9. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    she's the one that brought down the pole with her girth. Looks like she made her own dress for the occasion, too.

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  10. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    can someone make a video?

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  11. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Drew, are ever going to grow a pair?

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  12. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    spurs, how about you?

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  13. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    What do you mean Giraffe? Can someone make a video?

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  14. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Wait, me make a video? I don't know.

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  15. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    fuck, i need to clean my house.

    i'm having a marie callendars pot pie for dinner. yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    yes, you.

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  17. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    Where did you see Elfie?"

    I think RQ is insinuating the drunk chick who knocked down the pole is Elfie.

    RQ, crazy, plastized and pill addicted is no way to go through life. By the way I have this Italian made sweater for sale. It's ugly as fuck, went out of style 20 years ago and it's only $449.00. That's a better deal than the sweater in the video.

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  18. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    I don't think so. I don't have anything interesting to say right now.

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  19. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    *plasticized*

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  20. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    I wonder if Obamacare will cover Pelicanitis?

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  21. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Spurs, I'll make a video closer to Christmas. Seasons Greetings from CBT. I'll see if I can get Cadamino and Hat CBT to join in.

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  22. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Probably not. That deal isn't going to pass the Senate either.

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  23. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    This whole health care thing was like most everything the government does a good idea, poorly excuted or a bad idea, perfectly executed.

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  24. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    what CBT writes:

    This whole health care thing was like most everything the government does a good idea, poorly excuted or a bad idea, perfectly executed.

    What we actually read:

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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  25. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    This video looks fake.

    Also, how did you get any of that out of what RQ said, CBT? Maybe it's more likely wishful thinking on your part?

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  26. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    thanks, DG.

    CBT emulates everything I do. they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but i consider stealing my jokes plagiarism.
    nothing new to him, he's stolen at least 50 war stories and crafted them into his own. Just throws in a line or two about people nicknaming him "captain" and voila! they are his!

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  27. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    tailor made stories for a plagiarizer, eh Captain?

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  28. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    I enjoyed your video earlier RQ. I don't think I had the opportunity to comment on it but the ending made me laugh but I I'm sure the people I work with probably think I'm insane since I had no headphones with me and I didn't want to wait until later to listen to it.

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  29. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    That was a long run on sentence I just created.

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  30. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    I folding it in half and it still was a spectacle......

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  31. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    *folded

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  32. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    thanks DG i think run on sentences are great just a blatant disregard for the people reading that say fuck you i do not care if you have to read this twice or three times to understand what i'm saying people who do run on sentences are cool and self assured i am going to eat my pot pie now not to be confused with the pot pies that spurs fan eats.

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  33. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    Spurs,
    Did I ever tell you about the time I told some guy that him talking about dick makes him a closet queer? Well, ol' skunkman CBT tends to talk about MP's dick quite alot lately. Hhhhhmmmm....wonder what that means?

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  34. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    Drew, you are the lamest person on here, you know that?

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  35. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    I think Big Fool and CBT need to just get it over with and fuck the daylights out of each other. A la Brokeback Mountain style. This time they can call it, 'Broke ass mother fucking queers laying on their back Mountain'.

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  36. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Drew is unaware of this because he knows Nik Richie.

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  37. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    'Broke ass mother fucking queers laying on their back Mountain'

    hahaha!!!

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  38. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    i'm going to ask nik to join us on our AZ get together.

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  39. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    we are all going to ocean club, my treat. we will drink brandy out of snifters

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  40. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    i insist spock figurine get a seat and place setting

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  41. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    ding ding...my pot pie is done. yay!! bye

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  42. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    i never check myspace anymore. so i decide to sign on and someone sent me some sneak pixs of miss texas at a nightclub.

    thanks mysterious emailer.

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  43. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    wheres miss Tx ?

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  44. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    RQ:

    I have a surprise for you. Stay tuned!

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  45. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    Drew,

    Why do you always sound like a cheesy used car salesman when you comment with that 'stay tuned' crap? Oh yeah, that's right you are. But you apparently sucked because most successful salesman don't depend on google ads, adult friend finder, and cell phone scams.

    You are old, unsuccessful, insecure, fat, doublechinned, no personality loser. What a catch. No wonder why you have to buy your dates.

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  46. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    DG a.k.a, Pancake arms:

    You work out? Yeah right! Check out my post on your I-Hop arms. Spin off Mt Rushmore Jaw!

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  47. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    spurs i think you should post big drew's cell phone commerical

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  48. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Alex, please have him do. It's a fucking shame that you would attack me but today, I'm cool with that. Pretty pathetic that I rent so much space in your head biatch!

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  49. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Drew you must be the most uncool guido in jersey

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  50. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    you just drip with slime factor

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  51. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    and you rent no space in my head. you're very easily forgotten, like the last case of crabs you had. if the itch ain't there, you kinda forget those suckers ever existed.

    we will pause for a moment to let you scratch your nuts.

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  52. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Biatch? Do you look up words to see what the cool kids say? Sad.

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  53. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    No need to pause, his hands are consistently on his nuts while staring at Nik all day.

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  54. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    DG that is just not a fair thing to say.

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  55. kinkyb!tchNovember 18, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    has anyone seen that commercial for Cox Communications, where the cable rep is explaining to a little girl (no more than 4 yrs old) how to program the remote or DVR or something..so she can then explain it to her grandma who doesn't know any english?

    it pisses me off.

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  56. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    you know damn well only one hand is on his nuts. The other is wrapped around a fat philly cheese sandwich, which leaves no hands to wipe that nasty fucking mouth of his.

    you eat like a pig, Drew.

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  57. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    no, I'm in comcast land, I have not seen that.

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  58. Big DrewNovember 18, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    Alex, I could go back and quote you line for line on how you told CBT that you trust me and that I am harmless, that I'm half retarded but deep down a genuine person. I was hurt by your actions but that was a long time ago. Now i see you as who you are, just another disgruntled person that makes themselves feel better by putting others down. You should no better as a "psychiatrist" cough!

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  59. kbeezyNovember 18, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    like people who work with the public don't already get annoyed with having to speak to children about adult issues while the (supposed to be) responsible adult stands there staring at you like you are the imbecile. Now they (and the rest of us) have to witness it on tv?

    christ. i thought the billion dollar football stadium was bad..

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  60. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    i don't know kinky bitch, it sounds to me like you're saying old people shouldn't watch television and just play canasta or something.

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  61. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    yes, Drew, you are very very clever. Now the entire world will see me and dirty. They will know I'm a man, they will know she is not a gym rat and has ihop arms.

    bravo, uncool guido, bravo.

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  62. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    Half retarded? How do you call that putting you down Drew? She was just being nice if you ask me. You think you would already 'no' that.

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  63. kbeezyNovember 18, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    canasta? is that like loteria?
    you know what im saying, rq.

    oh and get this, as the little girl is trying to tell her grandma--wait, exuse me, let me be PC for these people--her nana what the rep says, she forgets how to say a word in spanish, so the rep helps the little girl out by supplying the spanish word to her (she doesn't roll her r's as good though).

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  64. kbeezyNovember 18, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    have any of you ever seen the movie Pee Wees Big Adventure? You know the kid who steals Pee Wees bike, Frances? I always picture him when I see Drew's posts. Especially when he says 'What's up Scarcrow!"

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  65. DGNovember 18, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    haha, that is so true KB! I think the PeeWee movies are seriously on the same level as Drew.

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  66. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    DG:

    Yeah, the video is more than likely fake.

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  67. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    "nothing new to him, he's stolen at least 50 war stories and crafted them into his own. Just throws in a line or two about people nicknaming him "captain" and voila! they are his!"

    That's funny Giraffe. I like CBT's stories though.

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  68. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    Cadillac:

    That's a funny movie title you came up with.

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  69. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Giraffe:

    Rerun has a cell phone commercial? Didn't know that. Also, hadn't seen the spock figurine (rhymed) mentioned in quite some time. Nice.

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  70. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    KB:

    "has anyone seen that commercial for Cox Communications, where the cable rep is explaining to a little girl (no more than 4 yrs old) how to program the remote or DVR or something..so she can then explain it to her grandma who doesn't know any english?"

    That's pretty messed up. I'd be pissed too. We don't even have a commercial like that in San Antonio. I don't see Time Warner doing something like that though, thankfully.

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  71. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    Oh, and that was a good one about Pee Wee's Big Adventure, KB.

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  72. EVNovember 18, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    I wish we could see a crazed fan stumble over and knock Mark Cubans ass out during a game.

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  73. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    Good thinking EV. He sickens me.

    And you can't even breathe on that large, no championship ring having big German without a ref blowing his stupid whistle and sending that goofball to the line.

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  74. EVNovember 18, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    I just watched a little of that game, but I did see at least once when he got a ghost call on him. But I know what you mean. The Suns are never a stranger to the bad end of poor officiating. Did you watch the Laker game? I eventually got to the point when I just stopped watching because of how one-sided the calling was.

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  75. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    Yeah, I watched that. I was pulling for the Suns. And I didn't catch much of the game tonight, because I was asleep. But I caught most of the 4th and overtime, so that was enough. I was just reading about the game on a San Antonio newspaper's site, and I see that Ginobili left with a strained groin. That guy is like porcelain at this point. It's still early though.

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  76. EVNovember 18, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    Speaking of injury-prone player, did you hear about Westbrook? After that second concussion, I guess he needs to sit down with a therapist to talk about the rest of his career playing football. That makes me sad, but I'd rather see the guy in good health than to risk it for a game. I think he should at least sit the rest of the season out, McCoy has been doing well as the primary back for now.

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  77. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    Yeah, I just saw a headline about Westbrook and how he's improving. You kind of wish someone like that would just walk away, that way you don't have problems down the line.

    Oh, and one more thing about the Spurs. Matt Bonner is awful.

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  78. EVNovember 19, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    He's getting to the age when he'll want to think about retiring. He served the team well and, in my opinion, was the best back in the league in his prime. Most of the fans seem to support him looking out for his own safety above all else, so there is no pressure.

    Didn't Bonner score the most from the Spurs' bench? I see Nowitzki put up 41 points.

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  79. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    Let me tell you guys about Hannah Lecter. She's not a Psychologist anymore. She hasn't had a license to practice for years. It was revoked because so many of her patients were committing suicide. She got her degree from Mississippi State University. She's not from Europe, unless Corinth, Mississippi is in Europe. Is it? I'm just a parrot so I don't know geography very well.

    Her parents owned a Subway franchise and she grew up worshipping Jared, because she was very fat. That's why she calls everyone fat, she considers that the very worst insult. As a child she was made fun of because she was 5'7, 237 pounds when she was 11. Her feet were very large and her voice scared small black children.

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  80. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    Yes, he should retire.

    Indeed Bonner put up the most points, but the dude can't play D to save his life, and I usually watch all their games, and Bonner is good offensively about 1 out of every 5 to 7 games. He might have two good games back to back if there is a miracle occurring, then it's back to scrubville.

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  81. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Wow Avery, you really wanted to get that off your chest, huh?

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  82. EVNovember 19, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    By the way Spurs, I spoke too soon on the car. Got the call to go pick it up, when I get there they say the A/C wasn't working. They're calling the adjuster tomorrow to do that whole process for the third time. At least I got a rental Mercedes C300 to drive until they can get this done, which I hope is soon.

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  83. EVNovember 19, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    Oh and where was Parker in that game? They didn't show him as injured on ESPN's site.

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  84. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    At least they gave you a nice rental. And Parker? He sat out with an injury.

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  85. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    I call her Hannah Lecter because she kills and eats the homeless, usually with fava beans and nice Chianti. That's why she volunteers to feed them during the holidays. She's not altruistic, she's hungry.

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  86. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Damn Avery, I don't see the need to spill out all her personal life, but to each his own.

    You still living in Jersey? I think I remember you writing about how it didn't work out there.

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  87. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    My life is so much better now that I live with Drew, even though we occasionally have to sneak out of casino hotels in order to avoid paying the bill.

    The only thing Drew does that disturbs me is a couple of times a week he puts on an eye patch and makes me ride on his shoulder while he drinks Captain Morgan at this Tiki bar.

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  88. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    I've forgiven Drew for not checking the Brazilain Toucan hooker's ID. You don't expect a feathered prostitute to be underage. With Drew I don't have to live in fear of becoming a side dish for roast leg of wino.

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  89. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:19 AM

    Was the Brazilian hooker pretty good? And no, I suppose you wouldn't expect a feathered prostitute to be underage. Then again, for some reason I have never given that much thought.

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  90. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:21 AM

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  91. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    EV, sucks that your car got wrecked. There pretty much goes any chance of it being worth anything once Pontiac closes.

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  92. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    That was too mean. Hey Avery, what's up? I just got in from the Royal 66 and I'm fuckeed up.

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  93. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:26 AM

    CBT, what's the Royal 66 like?

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  94. EVNovember 19, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    It doesn't bother me too much, Anon. Once it is paid off I will probably modify the car.

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  95. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    Drew convinces the people at the casino he's a pirate and is required by law to have a parrot on his shoulder.

    Drew gets laid all the time at the Tiki bar. Drew cares more about quanity than quality. Sometimes he gets a weeks worth of quanity from one woman. Last night the woman was large and in charge.

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  96. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    Spurs: The Royal is a dive. No other way to describe it. Cold beer and good burgers, though.

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  97. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    Yeah, might as well mod it out. Why not?

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  98. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    Avery:

    Sounds like you can learn something from Drew. At least the large woman wasn't underage.

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  99. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    CBT:

    You didn't hook up with any women there?

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  100. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    I check this site out a lot, but rarely comment unless Hannah is on one of her manic phases.

    How many CBTs are there? He has more personalities than Hannah, I think.

    Hannah hates Drew and CBT because she had irrational crushes on them both and went crazy when she found out they prefered hookers to her. She also had a crush on Spurs ubtil he posted her botched breast enhancement on the Dirty.

    I like living with Drew. We have fun and I can sleep at night without worrying about becoming wino garnish.

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  101. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    H ran out of roofies. And also, they are over the age of 25 so they can see thru his bullshit.

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  102. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    *He

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  103. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    You didn't hook up with any women there?"

    The Royal isn't a place to chase women. Brrrrr

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  104. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    Avery:

    There are plenty of CBT's.

    And I hate to break this to you, but I never posted that pic over at thedirty. If I had sent in that pic, I'm quite sure I would have written more than one line for the pic.

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  105. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    Anonymous I never use roofies, Patron works better and its legal. I don't mess with women over 25. That's over the "use by" date.

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  106. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    Hannah is certain that was you that posted that picture. She was really crazy about you, even though you've never done gay porn.

    Drew and CBT make her crazier, though. She was sure she could pull one of those two old car salesmen.

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  107. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    Avery: I don't know whether to be flattered or offended by that.

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  108. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    Well Avery, "Hannah" is wrong, but I don't think she thinks that anymore.

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  109. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:49 AM

    Be glad you live so far away. If she could find you, you would be roasted redneck.

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  110. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Not only does CBT suck at being 'funny' but so does Avery.

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  111. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Good night all. Drew has just returned from the bus station with our nightly entertainment.

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  112. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    Good night Avery.

    And anonymous, anytime Avery comes around it's funny to me.

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  113. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    I was gonna rip the shit outta RQ, but like I said last night, it's too much like playing practical jokes on a retarded kid. I really feel sorry for her. The social life of an aging, 6 foot tall looney toon with size 13 feet and a Stevie Nicks fixation must me tough.

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  114. CBTNovember 19, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    *be*

    Later, y'all.

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  115. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    Later CBT.

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  116. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Drew brought me two Crow hookers last night. There's nothing like watching two females beaking each other out! I see now why Spurs likes black women.

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  117. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 6:47 AM

    what are crow hookers?
    -allissa

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  118. UnknownNovember 19, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    This is actually a viral video from Heineken, see the original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dRSFRXIHeI

    http://knowthesigns.com/

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  119. *Miss Texas*November 19, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Im curious as to what a "crow hooker" is as well -Allissa, im about to look it up on urban dictionary. lol


    wtf kinda shit is Avery smokin?

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  120. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Well, congrats Avery. And I'm glad you know why I like black women.

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  121. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    RQ~ I realize I am always present in your deluded mind but why must you constantly bring up my name? It is disturbing and just screams INSECURITY.
    What I find even more disturbing is that you actually seem to think you are contemporaries with most of the posters on this site. (HAHA) Pam is literally HALF your age and you are old enough to be Miss Texas' mom. Hell you are even old enough to have given birth to DG, BH, Spurs and Myself!
    Now please do not mistake me, I am not trying to insult you, just attempting to put things into perspective for you. Your behavior and views are so obviously incongruous maybe someday you will thank me for this "light bulb" moment?

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  122. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    Social:

    Yep, Heineken commercial. Interesting.

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  123. Rocket QueenNovember 19, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    now, please excuse me my contemporaries, i must get on with a busy day.

    ciao

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  124. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    my ruca bedder not be on thees site no more ay

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  125. *Miss Texas*November 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Rocket Queen fuck you, leave Elfie alone shes a sweetheard, and we all like her more than you, so just go away...seriously. U call us "trash" , bitch look at yourself. Your so fucking desperate for attention that your always talking shit about me,pam,elfie, whoever only because were younger and hotter than you. When I make videos I made them for fun, and yes I didnt mind the attention either so fuck you cunt.

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  126. *Miss Texas*November 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    *SWEETHEART sorry i was typing fast

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  127. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    The peanut butter story again? Geez, you are worse than your fucking gay parrot. Gain some orginality (at least when it comes to trying to talk about me) and stop reguritating stories I have openly posted on my Myspace blog and talking about my extreme "girth". Come with something fresh and new... I am pushing you towards greatness.

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  128. Rocket QueenNovember 19, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Miss Texas,

    I don't recall ever making a really scant skanky outfit and taking kids out trick or treating in my neighborhood in an effort to assert my sexuality in inappropriate ways, i.e. shoving my tits in some random neighbors face so I can feel better about myself.

    now, who is the attention hound? I think it is Elfie. tsk tsk

    both of you can kiss my royal behind.

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  129. Rocket QueenNovember 19, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    and, Elfie, Dear, I'm sure the pnutbudder story is indicative of a greater peril your kids have endured. it is an example you set forth, so i use in order not to speculate and scatter untruths.

    nice that you have miss texas on your side. she is a pillar of logic and good sense. but, you can control her by telling her she is hot and has really shiny hair.

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  130. Rocket QueenNovember 19, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    now, please, i must go so stop trying to spar with the Queen. you know you are on the end of a losing battle.

    i have infinite wisdom which means i never run out of things to say.

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  131. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    As I've said prior I did not wear the costume to take my children trick or Treating nor did I intend to (or state I intended to)... you speculate and spread your speculation (which just so happens to be full of untruths). I make costumes as an outlet for my creativity, fabric, lace and feathers are my mediums. I make them not only for myself but for my children, my family, my friends and the children of my friends as well. I know you feel left out but if you had asked I would have made one for you as well...

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  132. Rocket QueenNovember 19, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    such defensiveness and negativity.

    and after all the times i've had you in the garden to enjoy my beautiful flowers, pouring you expensive tea into a delicate teacup, while you scarfed down pastry after pastry.

    well whatever. i will not be speaking to you further.

    ever. good riddance.

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  133. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    THANK YOU! The day is glorious indeed. Hopefully that means that my psuedo name will not pass through your botulism crookedly paralized 42 yr old sour puss pout ever again as well.

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  134. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    And I find it disgusting that you blamed the consumption of the pastries on me, when in fact it was you who gorged yourself on them only to end up in the bathroom with your toothbrush down your throat in an attempt to purge yourself of those excess calories. I even held your hair back and rubbed your back as you heaved... never again.

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  135. SPURS FANNovember 19, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    I thought you two never hung out together. You both are joking right?

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  136. WTDNovember 19, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    the chick at 1:04 s smoking

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  137. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Spurs~ RQ is really my eldest sister, who was long ago diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder. I just play along with her dellusions, it's easier than trying to convince her that everything "she knows" is all a figment of her imagination.

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  138. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Are you sure you didnt mean eldest brother instead of eldest sister about RQ, you know since he had a sex change and all back about 10 years ago. Legend has it they did the breast augmentation, lip injections, and penis tuck all in the same day. Impressive, she did say she had a good plastic surgeon.

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  139. ElfieNovember 19, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Legally she is female, the whole family now refers to her as such. It was difficult for our father to accept intially but in time he did.
    Unfortunately RQ decided to go to Mexico for her surgeries, they pumped her face full of commercial silicon (ala Pricilla Presley) and inserted ziploc bags full of sand into her chest. I have not seen how the penis removal looks, but judging from her other procedures I am sure we can all form a decent conjecture.

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  140. AveryNovember 19, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    I was given to understand that her breast implants were filled with refried beans as an homage to her failed career at Taco Bell.

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  141. UnknownNovember 25, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    This video is actually a Heineken Know The Signs video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eIENUUaWBAA
    The campaign is about acting responsibly when drinking. See more videos here:
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    http://knowthesigns.com

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