Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rocket Queen responds



It's a given she rips on *Miss Texas*, but she doesn't leave out CBT and his tattoos. So funny when she gets to his tattoos.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 9:33 PM

381 comments:

  1. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    not an RQ fan at all, but I have to say the video is probably the best posted yet. I like how she said how much her clothes cost...that was fucking classic.

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  2. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Yeah, that was funny, wasn't it? You should read the comments by her on the post below.

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  3. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    was just on my way.

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  4. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Funny stuff man, funny stuff.

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  5. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    a little heated i must say. not sure who won though.

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  6. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    I thought it was really great. I liked the:

    "There should be boarders on the internet. You should not be allowed to communicate with anyone outside of fucking Baxter county."

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  7. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    I just watched the video again. Itcracks me up about how she talks about how much her clothes cost ragging on MT.

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  8. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    I watched it twice myself. I thought the stamp for the tattoos was hilarious.

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  9. kbeezyNovember 17, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    the stamp was hilarious.
    I jumped a bit when she punched her hand while talking about CBT.
    I wonder if I bug her when I ask CBT pussy questions. Perhaps I will stop, as of tonight. I wouldn't want to wake up one day and see RQ at the foot of my bed with that hammer, nice sweater or not.

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  10. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    That's a good one kinkyb!tch. I like you how still have the wolf as your profile pic.

    Nice.

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  11. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    and i think it's gonna be a long long time, till touch down brings me round again to find, i'm not the queen they think i am at home, oh no no no im a rocket queen, rocket queen burning out her fuse up here alone.

    cuz im a rocket queennnnn

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  12. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    Nice way to rewrite Elton John's lyrics Santa.

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  13. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    wasssuppp spursy?! how ya doin

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  14. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Pretty good. Who is this? I know you have visited the site before. I think it could be one of two people.

    And how are you?

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  15. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    yes i have but nobody different from the past. how come you aren't ripping on nikole anymore?lol... im good "batman" is having a good yr so far for the spurs! even though i hate them.

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  16. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    Oh, ok, I thought you just changed your comment name. Yes, "batman" (I like that) is having a decent year, though who knows how long that will last, being he's injury prone.

    Why do you hate the Spurs?

    And that's a good question about nikole. Well, there's only so many ways that I can rip him. I never even check his twitter anymore to see if he puts up stupid pics. Unless I could get ahold of something new on him, I just don't see the point.

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  17. *Mess Texas*November 17, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Well, ....uh um.....uuhh. Rocket. Queennnn.....uh, um....IIIIIII...uh, think youuuu......uh, are. dumb. nad. uh...meeeannnn.

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  18. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    *MT*
    that's all you got? weak.

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  19. *Mess Texas*November 17, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    Well....uh, um...I....ummm. have. to. go. feed......um, my...uh. dogs?

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  20. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    r u this weird in real life?

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  21. *Mess Texas*November 17, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    My. dogs....um,...uh...bite? So. there?

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  22. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    santa:

    Yes, I saw Ginobili knock out the bat. His quote was great. He said, "When you can't dunk anymore, you have to find a way to make the news."

    Good stuff. And no, there have been no more e-mails. The guy who sent me his divorce info e-mailed me and said that he had his address and phone number. I told him I wasn't sure about posting his address. I think the guy got pissed about that, and hasn't ever e-mailed me back. I'm glad you liked the posts back then. Frankly, I think those were the best posts as far as the writing on them.

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  23. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    wow. i hope shes freaking sarcastic. otherwise she could look herself up in the dsm-1V under personality disorders. i only got into two minutes before i couldnt take anymore. maybe she made some hilarious comment later that might redeem her ridiculous perspective on life. probably not.

    * the artist formerly known as lamp*
    -allissa

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  24. *Mess Texas*November 17, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Did. you.....uh, nottttt.....um, see. my. videooo? um.

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  25. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    santa:

    Don't let the name jacker fool you. That's not *Miss Texas*, that's *MESS Texas*, at first I thought that was her too. Of course, it's not really a name jacker, just someone fooling with her name.

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  26. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Lamp:

    Wow. Back again? I've missed your presence here. I was wondering what had happened to you. How have you been?

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  27. *Mess Texas*November 17, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    I....cannnn. uh..um. count. to....uh...potato?

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  28. santaNovember 17, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    hmm MT and RQ locked up in a padded room with straight jackets and also duct tape on their mouths would be hilarious. weirdos.

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  29. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    highs and lows. lived in san diego for a few months, then my dad died about a week ago so im back in az running the family business until i find a capable replacement then i will be back at my beach house. trust me dear, ive stopped in from time to time... just havent really had the opportunity for a fanastic convo.

    ps. u should stop letting crazy women dictate your posts. i realize most of your decisions are made with the wrong head so i forgive your lapse in judgement.

    -allissa

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  30. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    Well Allissa (I've always like that name), I'm really sorry to hear about your dad. I quite aware that might not mean a lot, but I'm sorry to hear your bad news.

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  31. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    And as far as the "crazy women?" Well, I wouldn't say they are "crazy", just trying to entertain.

    But I have thought about ways of changing the site up. That's why I try to throw in posts like you see below.

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  32. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    *liked* that name.

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  33. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    Why heck, looks to me like that CBT fellow don't quite know how to treat a woman. Rocket Queen, I would like to personally invite you to my secluded mobile trailer home in Monkey Shines. I got a pond that's pretty deep that you can go swimming in and there's plenty of trees to quiet the screams. And if you make it through the first hour, then I reckon' I owe you dinner. We can go to the best Subway this town has to offer. Wadda ya say?

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  34. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    oh you mean the one about "i love you"...ya stuff like that makes me re-evaluate my life. i could have done a study like that and saved all the grant money for myself just through personal experience. girls are conditioned not to say those three words in fear of being over emotional or scaring the guy off so even if they do feel that way they are probably less likely to say it. and thank you for your empathy about my dad. its comforting to know that you can appreciate the loss as a fellow human.

    as long as your "crazy women" realise the difference between the persona they are showing to the world and the one that matters in real life then i appreciate the mock fights or whatever it is. hell maybe they really dont like each other. but is there anyway you could have rq pretend to realise she has major flaws and tell mt that she doesnt need to show her twins in every video to be entertaining that would be great. thanks. well i am off and ill prob check in tomorrow! night spurs.

    -allissa

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  35. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Cadillac:

    Monkey Shines? That's funny. How big is your pond? I always assumed you had one of those above ground pools in your backyard.

    And yeah, if she made it through the first hour, it would be kind of you to buy dinner.

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  36. Pamela AnneNovember 17, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    This is horrible this is the worse video ive ever seen
    look at this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BYPuLnAscA&feature=player_embedded#

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  37. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    Hey Lamp, you got more than one burned out bulb. If you want to be all serious, go talk to Greta Van Susteren.

    and, gosh, maybe I'm a bitch, but I have an inherent aversion (that means I was born with it) to people who use the term "dear". How much more insincere can you sound.

    ugh............askdj;aksjdf;lkajsdg;kj

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  38. Pamela AnneNovember 17, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    They found a way to deep fry a fish - keep it alive, and eat it. That is so wrong.

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  39. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    Allissa:

    You make a great point about women being fearful to say those words.

    And indeed, I do have empathy for your loss.

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  40. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    but it's cute how you embrace your former celebrity as lamp. You're like a 60 watt bulb and I'm a supernova.

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  41. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    Hey Giraffe,

    I like how you still have the profile pic up. And as far as Lamp? I loved (hey! I can say it! Did I say it too soon?) her comments back in the day when she commented a bunch.

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  42. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    Why heck Spurs,
    I don't like anyone from Arkansas treating women like if they were some kinda expired SPAM. I reckon' that I could make up for CBT being an undersexed pervert by showing her that us mountain men ain't just into hiding bodies in old abandoned Plymouths and sexing up farm animals, we also know how to treat them Yankees. And well, since I am a very well known figure in the area of Monkey Shines and I have plenty of major connections in the fast food industry I thought I might offer the slippery elm branch.

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  43. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    well, she sounds like a nincompoop. She sounds might preachy if you ask me.

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  44. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    oh my dearest rocket queen. thanks for defining the word inherent. i am positive i would never have understood what you were trying to say. as far as Greta goes... ive written quite a few strongly worded letters and she hasnt seem to find the time to get back to me yet. hopefully soon she will take my words to heart.


    so should i go to home depot to find the best light bulbs since mine are out?

    thank you ever so much for your advice RQ. i await your response.

    -allissa

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  45. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    my profile pic is up for life. It looks just like me.

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  46. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    she probably won't listen to you because you're not enough of a controversial firecracker. If i wrote her, she would have her camera crew at my house before I hit the send button

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  47. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Lamp, if you want to look brighter, no sense in wasting money at home depot. Just go stand next to Miss Texas or CBT.

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  48. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    That is very thoughtful of you Cadillac. I imagine you are the toast of the town there in Monkey Shines, especially with all those secret missions you have been on.

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  49. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Cocaine Cowboy I really do not care for subway. The way they make their sandwiches confuses me, so no thank you.

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  50. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Rocket Queen,
    Do you take me up on my offer to stay at 'El Ranchero de Amor de CCCC'?

    By the way, I have all that spelled out in horseshoes right above my entry gate.

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  51. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    i dont know... CBT might outshine me. his drug days seem to have made him quite the story teller. i surely could not entertain a crowd with my dazzling adventures on coke selling cars to idiots.

    will u sign a letter to greta if i email u a copy? id really like a response.

    allissa

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  52. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    I don't know why Cadillac, but the fact you have that spelled out in horseshoes made me laugh.

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  53. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    it really sounds awesome, CCCC...too bad it's all make believe, like all good things.

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  54. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Allissa, to what exactly do you need Greta's response? you will find Spurs Fan is much more wise. Why not simply ask him?

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  55. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    Allissa:

    No, Cadillac even beats CBT. His story about killing James Bond and saving the Queen (not the queen, a twink), and "floating into a room when the twink had a schoolgirl outfit on" and then being held hostage by Boy George can't be topped I don't think.

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  56. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    me too, Spurs. I was actually visualizing the horse shoes and how he would accomplish that being that they are all "u" shaped.

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  57. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    to the big questions. what is the meaning of life? what shoes should i wear tonight. you know the really important stuff that only a fox news lady would be able to answer. five years ago i would have looked to you but now your paranoia is clouding your judgement.


    -allissa

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  58. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    Giraffe:

    I'm glad you think I am more wise than Greta.

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  59. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    Spurs,
    you act like they don't have that in Texas. I am pretty sure somebody from Monkey Shine has moved over there and done that before. At least to their mailbox?

    Rocket Queen,
    You sure are one feisty broad! Here's the deal: you come over, I make you the best belly button, earwax and pumpkin strudel you have ever tasted this side of the Zulu timezone.

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  60. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    Giraffe:

    He probably bent them. More than likely he ate a bunch of spinach and had super human strength.

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  61. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    ok spurs so now youre saying i have to compete with even more " celebrities" for my chance to shine? darn its looking more and more bleak. what ever shall i do?

    -allissa

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  62. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    Allissa:

    Not sure if Greta has the answer to the meaning of life. But when you write to her, tell her SPURS FAN thinks she did a bang up job on the Natalie Hollaway story, being she covered it for six months straight.

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  63. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    here is the meaning of life:
    stay as busy as possible so you don't have time to think about how fucked up everything is. There is nothing more. Even your days off will not be enjoyed because you'll be bogged down with worry. When having a wisdom tooth pulled, elect for the IV sedation because it will be the most blissful 20 minutes you'll ever have. Right now I'm depressed because I fucking only have three left to pull.

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  64. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    three left - 60 minutes of bliss. blah..

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  65. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    3 words for you Spurs, cocaine. 'Nuff said.

    Oh wait, I meant to say belly button LINT!

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  66. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    and what shoes to wear depends on how far you have to walk in them. if not far, where the sexy ones, if you have to walk far, be practical.

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  67. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    RQ: PPPPPPUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY!

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  68. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    this side of Zulu time? hahahah

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  69. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    That was pretty good CBT.

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  70. Pamela AnneNovember 17, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    . You guys shouldn't vent such negative energy on things in life we can't control, we are all different. I think you should all freeze your fingers for two days and realize the good that would come your way from what you left out that could have been unsaid - should have been unsaid. It is true, the more hurt you distribute to the world even being online the more pain some one receives and yourself in return for taking part in the act.

    I come on these websites to be thankful for what I have accomplished in two months, and I have not said one negative thing to anyone since. Because life is too short to be mean to a stranger, you could be the person to make there coffee taste bad or the sun look dull...

    I can't say why cant you all get along, but I Can say my feelings on stupid arguments that you get nothing out of but negativity.

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  71. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    CBT, you have about five impersonators making a perpetual monkey out of you.

    It's like a perpetual insult machine and you don't even care.

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  72. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    three teeth left? sounds gross. veneers? and i will follow your lead and choose IV sedation for anything that its offered for. however im going to search for a more rewarding life meaning... perhaps the search is the meaning?

    oh and pam! gross about the fried fish...didnt watch the clip but if thats really what it is..so cruel! almost as cruel as making a fish watch a rocket queen video!( jk rq ive lived through many of your videos unscathed but they seem to be getting longer)

    -allissa

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  73. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    Rocket Queen,
    Do you think I should wear my pink pleather chaps or my black lace ones? I'm going to the cereal isle tonight so I wanna look like I'm not trying too hard.

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  74. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    pam, with all due respect (none), this forum is not indicative of the greater meaning to any of our lives. It's to blow off steam.

    Seems you're making a bit more of it than there is because you're just plain fucking unbalanced.

    Dont' preach to me and stick to spreading your legs.

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  75. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    If you wear the pink ones with a black lace top, that should solve your dilemma. I'm sure you have a dead body in your swamp you can pluck the top off of.

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  76. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    Pam's here?!?! Open the bologna curtains and let the sun shine in!

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  77. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    Giraffe:

    I like your advice on life. You know, I still have all my wisdom teeth. I should go get them yanked all at once, and have 4 hours of bliss.

    But I have been given morphine when I had surgery once, they kept asking me, "How's your pain level, from one to ten?"

    I always moaned and groaned, then I got more morphine. I was in the hospital 3 days. I was so chill the whole time. I remember watching Judge Judy like she was the wisest person ever.

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  78. Pamela AnneNovember 17, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    Wasn't even talking to anyone in particular, perhaps narcissism is something you should google.

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  79. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    oh man. people and their search for meaning, carving out a bit of existentialism for themselves.

    love and be loved. that's it, nothing more

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  80. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    i see you googled it or there is no way in hell you would have spelled it correctly

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  81. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    and to confuse being narcissistic with intelligence is something only a whore would do. Whore!

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  82. Pamela AnneNovember 17, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    So spurs, how was your day ?

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  83. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    Why heck Rocket Queen,
    I have this really fancy neon green fishnet top that I 'borrowed' from a hitchhiker a couple of days ago that I was thinking of wearing with the pink chaps.....but that might be a tad too bright for the old Yankees in the Center of the Universe (aka Wal-Mart).

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  84. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Spurs, get them yanked one by one...that way they will give you more pain meds.

    It will be wonderful. And Judge Judy, I cannot say enough good things about her. I think she needs to be on the Supreme Court.

    I hope she runs for president.

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  85. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    Spurs, what was your surgery for?

    CCCC - what do you do for a living. I find your mind a bit curious.

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  86. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    is anyone else getting disturbing visual images of Cadillac in these intese outfits? please tell me im not the only one affected?

    -allissa

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  87. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    Spurs,
    Did I ever tell you about that sugar baby that I had by the name of Judy?

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  88. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    CCCC - have you ever killed anyone with horse tranquilizer? what is that stuff called, something funny....shoot.

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  89. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    Allissa:

    That's funny. Yeah, I try to put that mental picture in my head.

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  90. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    Cadillac:

    No, you didn't. What was Judy like?

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  91. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    yes, Spurs, no non-sense type of justice.

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  92. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    Rocket Queen,
    Why heck, I sell YUGO's and I also own 1/23975th's of a radio transistor.

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  93. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    CBT, you have about five impersonators making a perpetual monkey out of you.

    It's like a perpetual insult machine and you don't even care."

    You got the last line right, I truly do not care because none of what they say is remotely similar to me.

    As far as your attitude toward me; Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned.

    I seriously think you want to fuck MY brains out and once you realized that Miss Texas could gain another 40 pounds and I'd still rather fuck her you lost it completely.

    Pam's trying to be nice and you start in on her? That's wrong.

    Nice room, did you miss a payment at Rent A Center?

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  94. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    fuck, what is that horse tranquilzer called? your mind is totally alert but your body cannot move.

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  95. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    ketamine

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  96. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    no, it has a funny name.

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  97. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    oh my god it's driving me crazy

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  98. breezyNovember 17, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    that's it. it's a liquid they inject into animals to sedate them.

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  99. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    WHOA HORSEY! one question at a time folks! Thanks. Rocket Queen, I call that stuff the beginning of a good night ::tee-hee:: Where do you think I got all my stepping out clothes? They sure as heck don't have Forever 21 here in Monkey Shine.

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  100. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    oh I know i know

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  101. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    PPPPUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY!

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  102. EVNovember 17, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    I like how Pam told RQ to google a word, I'm sure she just got done googling it herself.

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  103. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    this guy once gave it to his wife. While she was laying down on the ground, conscious but unable to move, yet aware of her surroundings, he hit her in the head with a boulder.

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  104. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    and killed her! then said she fell and hit her head.

    yes indeed.

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  105. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    PussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussy

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  106. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    bye guys! see you tomorrow? ok great i look forward to it. make tons of hilarious commments so im entertained in the morning at work.

    -allissa

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  107. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    Spurs,
    Judy was nicknamed Judy Booty. Wanna know why? It was because she had a booty....that stunk like a horses nutsack. Speaking of booty, did I ever tell you the time I 'accidentally' bumped my crotch into Sam Walton's booty?

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  108. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    Allissa:

    Take care. Great to see you commenting again.

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  109. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    Cadillac:

    So you actually met Sam Walton? I imagine you giddy like one of your twinks.

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  110. SPURS FANNovember 17, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    you *were* giddy.

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  111. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:48 PM

    Why heck,
    I even bit down on my wolf tattoo.

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  112. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:49 PM

    And you are a looney toon soon to be cat lady.

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  113. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:49 PM

    i have no cats, CBT. I have two dogs.

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  114. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    i make valid points. you counter my valid points with more tripe. you're a fucking skunk, corner you and you just spew a bunch of smelly shit at me.

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  115. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    Why heck, I don't want no skunk in my neighborhood Wal-Mart! I reckon' tat CBT skunkman might destroy the scent of my Aqua Velva! GET OUT OF HERE, SKUNKMAN!!!

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  116. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    whatever, CBT. why don't you go douse yourself in cheap cologne and get ready for your trip into the city.

    reminds me of Little House on the praire when the Ingalls used to go into Mancado.

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  117. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    Oh dear gosh,
    I might have to go out to my toolshed and get out the special occasion BRUT Fabergé!

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  118. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    i wear Jean Nate

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  119. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    wow, i just remembered I dreamed I had sex with G-Rad last night. oh my god, it was great.

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  120. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    holy shit, i was sitting naked on some steps and he sat down between my legs.

    where is that boy, i want him in my bed.

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  121. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    my sweater is beautiful. And stylish.

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  122. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    i wear Jean Nate"

    Doesn't negate the size 13s and the Bosnian rack job.

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  123. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    in fact, when i go out in public, people look at me and always ask "wow, where are you from"

    I look italian vogue..always.

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  124. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    Rocket Queen,
    If you wear Jean Nate, then I reckon I just might have to have my cardboard cutout of Sam Walton start eating crackers in somebody else's bed! WHOA NELLY!
    Now if you like Pine sap pancakes I might just go crazy!

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  125. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    i take excellent care of my body, spend one hour daily in gym, along with one hour cardio. to think i would for one moment tolerate a hack boob job is just idiotic.

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  126. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    additionally, I have an established relationship with a plastic surgeon and he would not let me run around looking like a fucking mutant. retard.

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  127. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    hahaha pine sap pancakes. damn, that is funny

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  128. Rocket QueenNovember 17, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    spurs, can you conjure up getrad for me? I think I love him.

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  129. CBTNovember 17, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    my sweater is beautiful. And stylish."

    Back in 1977, maybe. You look like something off the cover of a Fleetwood Mac album, only more manly.

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  130. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    i just bought it you fool. not a week ago.

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  131. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    and not at goodwill

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  132. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    I just had my couch reupholstered with some old Goodyear's I had out back. Looks like ol Sam might be the one breaking in the couch from now on.

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  133. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    where is dirty girl, and elfie, and wtd...we are supposed to be organizing an AZ get together.

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  134. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    These comments are so funny. As far as Get Rad Giraffe?

    You don't have his e-mail or anything? I can always contact the guy to see how he's doing. I'll tell him about your dream if you'd like Giraffe.

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  135. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    we will all go to ocean club (if they let me back in) and have a scrumptious dinner, followed by dancing and drinking.

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  136. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    i would love that, Spurs. I'm much to shy to contact him myself now that I think I'm in love with him.

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  137. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Cadillac:

    You had some Goodyears just lying around?

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  138. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    i just bought it you fool. not a week ago."

    They had it laying around for a few decades then.

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  139. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    Uh, Hello? What am I? Chopped sushi? You are acting like i don't exist.

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  140. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    i am so happy now that I have remembered I have a crush on get rad.

    I'm going to make him my conquest. I told him a long time ago I want to lick him

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  141. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    I'd like to got to the Ocean Club Giraffe. All of it sounds good, except for the dancing. And yeah, I'll contact Get Rad for you. I'll just see how he's doing.

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  142. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    i'm going to invite him to my new home in the sky and have someone cook for us.

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  143. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    Spurs,
    Didn't I tell you that I used to drag race for a living?

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  144. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    THANK YOU, SPURS. I'M SO EXCITED.

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  145. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    you don't have to dance, Spurs. But I'm warning you, my dancing is infectious and I bet you will end up having a really good time.

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  146. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Welp,
    looks like ol Sam can just stay where he is I reckon'.

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  147. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    i will buy everyone dinner.

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  148. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    here is the meaning of life:
    stay as busy as possible so you don't have time to think about how fucked up everything is. There is nothing more. Even your days off will not be enjoyed because you'll be bogged down with worry. When having a wisdom tooth pulled, elect for the IV sedation because it will be the most blissful 20 minutes you'll ever have. Right now I'm depressed because I fucking only have three left to pull."


    You're supposed to be counseling the mentally ill? Pathetic.

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  149. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    i have to go to bed, I'm so tired.

    I cannot wait to hear from getrad.

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  150. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    Looks like it might be time for me to go get warm with Sam. I type that with fingers filled with sorrow.

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  151. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    hey, man, CBT...it is my job to deliver the truth and help people implore mechanisms to learn their own truth and be more in control of their happiness.

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  152. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    "Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy Commando said...

    Uh, Hello? What am I? Chopped sushi? You are acting like i don't exist."

    You don't exist. You're just one of my tweisted alter egos.

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  153. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    to be happy despite of uncontrollable outside factors. to have a steady center. that is what i teach and i feel that is irreplaceable and the most important asset a person can have.

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  154. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    Cadillac:

    No, you never told me about the drag racing.

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  155. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    well night night. I'm in love again. First it was, what was that dude's name? shoot, here we go again...oh, Dirt Nasty, and now I have Get Rad...

    sigh...dreamy.

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  156. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    I was the fastest one in boots and a dress! I ran about an 1/8th of a mile in under 2 months!

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  157. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Giraffe:

    I imagine it would be a great time. But even if your skills totally kicked ass, it would be hard for you to drag me out on a dance floor.

    Oh, and thanks for the offer to pay for dinner.

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  158. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    hey, man, CBT...it is my job to deliver the truth and help people implore mechanisms to learn their own truth and be more in control of their happiness."

    There's really no such thing as truth, only perspective and yours is so sad and warped, I don't think I can rip on you anymore. God, what a pathetic life you must have lived to feel that way.

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  159. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 18, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Night all y'all all's!

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  160. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Cadillac:

    That was great. I didn't see that coming. Boots and a dress?

    How fashionable.

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  161. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Night Cadillac.

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  162. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    "Rocket Queen said...

    to be happy despite of uncontrollable outside factors. to have a steady center. that is what i teach and i feel that is irreplaceable and the most important asset a person can have."

    People have to learn this? I assumed it was instincual.

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  163. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    I have mild Pelicanitis tonight.

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  164. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:16 AM

    CBT:

    "Pelicanitis?"

    That should be a medical term. I've had that all day.

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  165. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:22 AM

    Spurs: I noticed your Pelicanitis.

    I just read CCCC's comment about The horse shoe fence. One of my parents neighbors was on a show called "Real People" back in 79 or 80 because he welded horse shoes into a fence that ran the length of his road frontage. His name was Virgil Hodge. Virgil died a few years ago and left a widow 39 years younger than himself. For that, he's my hero, not for the fence.

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  166. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:24 AM

    The fence is still there, across highway 126 from my folks place. So there's really a horse shoe fence in Monkey Run, Arkansas. I truly wish I was lying about that.

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  167. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    Damn, it ran the length of the frontage road? That's an ass ton of welding.

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  168. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    So that's where Cadillac got the "Monkey Shines" from.

    Monkey Run is a nice name for a town.

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  169. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    About a quarter mile of road frontage. I remember as a kid watching Virgil weld those fucking horse shoes. He worked on that fence for at least 18 years before he finished it. The people who live there now have let shit grow up over it, but you can still see parts of it.

    Monkey Run is a fucked up name for a town. It's 5 miles west of Mountain Home. You can't get to by accident, you have to be hunting for it. I'm serious, too. Mapquest it.

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  170. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    Spurs: Some shit RQ wrote made me see that she's really fucked up in the head, sharp tongue notwithstanding. I feel bad about some shit I said to her, kinda like I've been playing practcal jokes on a retarded kid... Except for that hideous sweater.

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  171. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Yes, Monkey Run is a fucked up name for a town, that's for sure. I just googled it. There are a ton of county roads around that area, huh?

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  172. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 2:35 AM

    hey spurs im back! did i miss anything important? besides something about welding and small towns?
    -allissa

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  173. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    damn time zones. you are all asleep! well sweet dreams then!
    allissa

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  174. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    Well, as you can see, Rocket Queen and CBT exchanged more trash talking.

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  175. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 2:37 AM

    Nope, not asleep yet.

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  176. *Miss Texas*November 18, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Thanks for the laugh Rocket Queen, I needed it.

    And to the fucking retard commenting under "Mess Texas" get a fucking life.

    My boyfriend found my youtube videos and made me delete them, well I havent yet but im about to, and Im only going to focus on my Real World Casting tape. He got pissed that I want to be on the Real World but I really dont give a flying fuck. His ass has until Jan. 2010 to get his act together anyways or it's "HIT THE ROAD JACK"

    Rocket Queen the most offensive word you can ever think of to call me is "FAT", you probably think Mariah Carey is "FAT" too...

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  177. *Mess Texas*November 18, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    Well to be honest, I would never leave my boyfriend because I love being in an abusive relationship and I also love being passed around to his friends. I am glad he tells me what to wear and when to wear it. I love being co-dependent. I feed my dogs in the nude.

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  178. Francis BegbieNovember 18, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    RQ,
    This is your best work yet......you keep getting crazier by the day. It's pretty entertaining to watch, I have to admit.

    MT,
    The reason he's pissed about the Real World is because everyone fucks everyone on those shows........drop his insecure ass and share those fun bags with someone new.

    Spurs,
    What's up buddy? Bulls are 6-4, better than I expected so far, no great but I'll take it. And the Spurs need to figure out how to win on the road man....

    Elfie,
    Sorry that will be my only sports comment.....but to make you feel better here you go:

    PEANUT BUTTER KISS COOKIES

    1 3/4 c. flour
    1/2 c. sugar
    1/2 c. brown sugar
    1 tsp. soda
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/2 c. butter
    1/2 c. peanut butter
    1 egg
    2 tbsp. milk
    1 tsp. vanilla

    Combine ingredients. Roll into balls, roll balls in sugar. Bake on cookie sheet at 350 degrees for about 10 minutes. Top with chocolate Kiss immediately upon removal from oven

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  179. *Mess Texas*November 18, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    I think that Rocket Queen is just jealous of me because my ass cheeks start at my collar bones and go all the way to my knees. It is like having twin backpacks.

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  180. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    Yes, Monkey Run is a fucked up name for a town, that's for sure. I just googled it. There are a ton of county roads around that area, huh?"

    There are a ton of them. The county roads have me fucked up. People say "go out CR514" and I'm, "Huh, oh you mean Walker Road?"

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  181. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    "Sarah Palin’s new book, “Going Rogue” is not, as Rush Limbaugh described it, “one of the most substantive policy books I’ve read.”-Mark Whitaker, NBC News"

    Al Franken said it best, "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big, Fat Idiot".

    "Americans had barely finished voting a year ago when anonymous sources in the campaign (who were widely assumed to be Steve Schmidt and fellow adviser Nicolle Wallace) were calling the Palin family “Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus.”-Mark Whitaker, NBC News"

    I'm a fan of Mark Whitaker now.

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  182. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    *Miss Texas*:

    You are going to delete your youtube videos?

    That sucks.

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  183. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Francis:

    What's up buddy? Yeah, the Spurs need to learn to win on the road indeed.

    And just so Streets won't get pissed at me for the sports talk, I think that recipe kicks ass. When I get home, I am going to make cookies.

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  184. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    CBT:

    Man, you are so one sided liberal it's amazing. Here's one for you:

    BRILLIANT move by the Obama Administration to give that terrorist scumbag a trial in federal court instead of a military tribunal like he should be tried in. Yeah, great move. Give the asshole the same rights as citizens.

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  185. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Spurs: I'm not that one sided. I semi-agree with you on this issue, mostly. However, by trying him in Federal court we're treating the guy like the criminal he is. If he was tried by a military tribunal it would give credence to the argument that terrorist groups are legitimate military organizations, which they aren't, and entitled to the protections of the Geneva Convention. That's a precedent we don't want to start.

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  186. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    I believe the way the Second Amendment is written entitles Americans to buy belt fed, fully automatic weapons at a 7/11. That's not a liberal view.

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  187. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Well, that's true. That's not a liberal view (rhymed).

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  188. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    I believe health care and education should be constitutional rights (liberal).

    I believe the union is dis-solvable (not liberal).

    I believe the draft should be re-instated (not liberal).

    I believe in term limits for Federal Legislators (not liberal).

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  189. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    I believe RQ got high grossed on that ugly ass sweater.

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  190. ElfieNovember 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    Francis~ Thank you for the recipe (peanut butter is my fav cookie) Sports talk forgiven!

    I have no comment on the video itself, same story, different day. Unfortuantely I could not see the expensive sweater very well but I will tell you that I find it offensive that a designer would charge $800 for a sweater that probably cost them $20 max to make.

    RQ~ I did find you comments towards to Pam to be a bit harsh. She is geniunely trying to better herself and seems to be in a healthy place right now. True this place is not exactly a beacon of possitivity or for those who have sunshine shooting from their ass... but give her a break. She's just a kid, man.

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  191. ElfieNovember 18, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    Oh and good morning to you Spursy!

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  192. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Hey, what's up? How are you this fine beautiful lovely morning? (just trying to add some "sunshine" here)

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  193. ElfieNovember 18, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    I am good, sugar muffin! Now shut that asshole Spurs, there is no sunshine allowed in this place!

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  194. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    "Elfie said...

    RQ~ I did find you comments towards to Pam to be a bit harsh. She is geniunely trying to better herself and seems to be in a healthy place right now. True this place is not exactly a beacon of possitivity or for those who have sunshine shooting from their ass... but give her a break. She's just a kid, man."

    Thank you Elfie. I was looking for a way to express that exact sentiment. Pam is truly changing her life for the better and doing well at it. The last thing she needs is to told to "go spread your legs" in response to her comments promoting peace and harmony. Just more confirmation that RQ is an angry, bitter old cunt with no real human compassion.

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  195. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Ok, Streets. I'll shut my "asshole", but later on I'm still going to bake those cookies. I'll send you some. Maybe you can leave some out for the stray crackheads. Maybe you can leave some milk out to bring some "sunshine" to a crackhead's life.

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  196. Rocket QueenNovember 18, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    CBT, I have no time to trifle with you today. However, you just want to get in Pam's pants and are acting as a sort of mentor to her to facilitate that. Now who's the bad guy, huh?

    And as for my words towards Pam...her comment about "hey everyone needs to be more positive and thankful" was right out of some stupid Deepak Chopra seminar. I found it offensive that some 21 year old would presume we all know nothing of lives trials and tribulations and don't have a grasp on them.

    If she wants to live in artificial sunbeams, keep it to yourself. It is not realistic.

    The sun is out.

    Let the day be glorious.

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  197. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Let the day be glorious indeed Giraffe.

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  198. ElfieNovember 18, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Spurs~ If I leave him cookies and milk he might come down my chimmney like Santa Claus. My fireplace is in my bedroom... that would be the most play I had in some time!

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  199. CBTNovember 18, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Oh and RQ, the "Stevie Nicks" look died in 1984 and the "Guns and Roses" look not long after that.

    One piece of fashion advice, Queenie. If it's butt ugly, it doesn't matter how expensive it is. Try to keep that in mind next time you go shopping.

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  200. SPURS FANNovember 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Streets:

    Sad to read you haven't had some "play" in some time. But you probably want to stay away from a crackead. Who knows though? Maybe Santa will come down your chimney this Christmas, and give you a special "present."

    Though he is kind of old.

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