Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Men are quicker to say "I love you"


From the daily telegraph:

It is a cliché of romance – that men find it hardest to blurt out those three crucial words: "I love you".

But while men take an average of seven months to tell a new partner that they love them, women take almost eight months, according to the dating survey conducted for Stella magazine.

The study, which exposes several myths surrounding relationships, also found that the over 55s are the most active – and experimental – of all age groups, when it comes to dating.

Oliver James, the clinical psychologist and author, said the findings supported other studies that showed that men fall in love more frequently than women, and that they are more prone to feelings of being "swept away" by someone.

"This is because women mature sooner than men and develop to be more hard-nosed, realistic and in touch with their emotions," he added.

"So when a man says 'I love you' it might be his way of dealing with a lot of complex, difficult emotions that he doesn't really understand, whereas when a woman says it, it might carry a greater weight. The classic cliché is that men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love."

Here are some statistics I gleaned from the article:

It found that 91 per cent of men would most like their ideal partner to have a sense of humour.

In contrast, 85 per cent would most like them to have attractive looks.

In contrast, almost four fifths of women date to find a long-term relationship, compared to around two-thirds of men.

And one fifth of men would have sex on their first date, compared to only one in seventeen women, with 28 per cent of women waiting until the fifth date, or later. (prudes)

For men, the preferred age gap for a relationship, is with a partner who is up to five years younger than them. In contrast, most women would like their partner to be up to five years older. (I'm glad they didn't survey Dirtygirl. They probably just didn't know which arcade her and her preferred men go to)

181 comments:

  1. No, no, no CBT. They didn't interview prostitutes or sugar babbies. So that's where you might think the lying comes in.

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  2. It found that 91 per cent of MEN would most like their ideal partner to have a sense of humour. (Why am I single? I guess I'm just not that funny. Damn.)

    Read closer, son.

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  3. Oh, I was so ready to crack on you, that I misread what you wrote. But that doesn't take away from the fact that they didn't interview prostitutes or sugar babbies.

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  4. I guarantee more than 20% of men would have sex on a first date if they could.

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  5. I believe the 1 in 17 ratio for women.

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  6. "It found that 91 per cent of MEN would most like their ideal partner to have a sense of humour. (Why am I single? I guess I'm just not that funny. Damn.)

    Read closer, son."

    Spurs wants a man! lol

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  7. Yeah, I'm reading a little slow today CBT. And yes, you are right about more than 20% of men woulhd have have sex on a first date if they could.

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  8. What are you talking about Wopness?

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  9. Hookers and sugar babies excluded of course.

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  10. "babies, two "b"s, not three."

    Yeah CBT, I'm off to a rough start today.

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  11. Wop figured out what I did, Spurs. You didn't read this article close enough. Apparently you were seeing the word "women" where it says "men". I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assumong you aren't gay, just groggy from not sleeping enough. Wop isn't that generous.

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  12. Yeah, I went to bed last night at 12:30, but I didn't fall asleep until 3:00 or so. Then I had to wake up at 7:00. I set myself up to get blasted on this.

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  13. I'm also assuming this is a British survey since "humor" is spelled "humour". They might be right about the Brits.

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  14. You all think only 20% of men would have sex on the first date?! I am confident that percentage is MUCH higher.

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  15. No, we do think it's much higher. Shit, maybe you have my disease this morning Streets. Misreding things.

    So how did the purple rice krispie treats turn out?

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  16. "Elfie said...

    You all think only 20% of men would have sex on the first date?! I am confident that percentage is MUCH higher."

    More like 95%.

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  17. *misreading*

    Damn, maybe I should just stay away today (rhymed).

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  18. In my experience the guy has always been the first to say "I love you" and it was always well before I even had any inclination of that type of emotion towards them. I did not think this was normal though, I just figured I was a cold-hearted bitch.

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  19. In the words of Larry The Cable Guy; If the girl orders the "Surf and Turf" it means poonanny.

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  20. "Elfie said...

    In my experience the guy has always been the first to say "I love you" and it was always well before I even had any inclination of that type of emotion towards them. I did not think this was normal though, I just figured I was a cold-hearted bitch."

    Naw, Elfie you're just special.

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  21. The purple rice crispy treats (extra buttery) were delicious. I was only able to eat one before I got too tired and decided to brush my teeth and go to bed. I did have one for breakfast this morning though.

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  22. These numbers are based on an English survey. In England the men are all gay until they're 18, then they go straight. It's a result of their non-coeducational school system.

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  23. I love you too my Wopness.

    I have developed coping methods for dealing with the premature "I love you", I try not to maintain eye contact for too long, as this is usually when the man wants to say those words. (this also works well if a guy wants to kiss you and you do not want to kiss them) I also ignore eveything that is said during sex. Haha

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  24. In my experience the guy has always said "I love you" first, but it was probably just to dance in my forbidden garden.

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  25. My history is guys only tell me they love once I'm already through with them. Not only that, the less interest I show, the more they love me. It's all a game of power.

    Also, I would say 99.9% of guys would have sex on a first date if given the opportunity. That of course would decrease the amount of 2nd dates significantly as well.

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  26. Don't leave Spurs... I love you. Shit I said it first, now you have the upper hand in this "relationship"

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  27. European men do look gay or is it just most gay american men just choose their style of fashion?

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  28. DG~ It is totally a game of power and yes the less interested you seem the more they love you.

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  29. I'm not going anywhere. Well, I was going to go take a nap Streets, but I can't today. Sucks.

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  30. DG, Streets:

    It doesn't seem either one of you play games at all.

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  31. Im thinking of driving downtown today and "filming" my casting video for The Real World down by the Channel 5 news station. I dunno, I need to talk to Pammy bc I want us to send our vids in at the same time.....

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  32. Well, thanks for the update on your plans today, *Miss Texas*.

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  33. I don't think we would have to play games if men were more upfront. All of the world's problems can be directly attributed to men.

    There is another control method men use... the "I want you to have my babies" one, this comes after the "I love you" doesn't work as they hoped.

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  34. "All of the world's problems can be directly attributed to men."

    Yeah, that's it Streets.

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  35. I defintely play games but not intially. It is only when I realize that the other party is playing games with me that I start playing back. But I only can do that for so long before I tire of it and move on.

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  36. "I want you to have my babies." Sometimes but not all the time means: "I want to be able to have some type of control over you and I want you to need me for the rest of your life."

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  37. That's pretty good decoding there DG. And 60 Minutes still hasn't called?

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  38. "Elfie said...

    I don't think we would have to play games if men were more upfront. All of the world's problems can be directly attributed to men."

    Yeah. When we're upfront, women don't know how to take it. Y'all believe anything except what we say.

    And, "You're cute, wanna fuck?" is not the best pick up line. However, it is quick, to the point and if you ask enough women, one will say yes.

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  39. Are you being sarcastic Spurs? That decoding can be true among both men and women.

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  40. I guess I'm different. I don't want to control women. I'm not looking for Ms. Right, just Ms. Right Now.

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  41. No, I'm not being sarcastic about the decoding DG.

    The 60 Minutes part? Probably.

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  42. I do like the honesty in that CBT. I would much rather a man just get to the point and tell me what he wants from me rather than just try and think for a second he could insult my intelligence by trying to bullshit me. Telling a girl straight out what you want can just save a whole lot of time for both people.

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  43. DG is excellent at decoding things and investigating. Want to write a book with me?

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  44. Yes Elfie. I'm sure it would be a best seller. However, if it comes to relationships I think my book would be just a copy of 'He's just not that into you'.

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  45. That's a pretty pessimistic thing to write there DG. I'm sure there is a man out there for you. He probably just turned 8.

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  46. What worked back when I was dating (pre-sugar babies) was to tell women, "Let's go have a drink and see if we like each other enough to date".

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  47. No, I'm sure he hasn't been born yet. I'm going to the female future Hugh Hefner.

    If you think that comment was pessimist then you have never read that book or seen the movie which I don't really think you would probably do either. But that book is straight to the point and a kick in the ass for bad relationships.

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  48. Female Hugh Hefner? Lofty goals.

    Well, I've heard of the movie, but no, I've never watched it. Then again, I don't watch a ton of movies. I'm glad you think you would know what I would do though. That's cool.

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  49. I've never had the time for the game playing shit. When I first moved back up here I was talking to this woman (36) and one day, before we'd ever even gone out, she starts playing "guess your offense". She said "You offended me". I said, "How did I do that?" She said, "I don't want to talk about it, you should know what you did". I hung up the phone and deleted her number.

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  50. That's actually a great move CBT. I give you credit for that one.

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  51. "SPURS FAN said...

    That's actually a great move CBT. I give you credit for that one."

    Do you mean the "Let's have a drink..."?

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  52. I liked that book, I haven't seen the movie. I also read the rules and that was basically a guidebook to playing games. I don't like playing games, I would much rather be upfront and honest. I also do not feel I should have to "trick" some poor guy into wanting to be with me. If it's love they know and want all of you (the good and the bad)

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  53. I know y'all think I'm full of shit when I talk about chasing women, but I'm not. The "Let's have drink..." is like asking a customer to take a test drive, try it out, but no obligation to buy.

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  54. CBT:

    No, hanging up the phone on that one woman. I've been throught that "offended" crap. I know, shocking.

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  55. *through* that "offended" crap

    (sloppy)

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  56. Getting women to go out with you is just like selling a car. Work the steps to the sale.

    1. Meet and greet (Hi, I'm...).
    2. Presentation (How you dress and how you act)
    3. Qualification (So, you're single...?)
    4. Trial close (Let's have a drink...)
    5. Demo ride (having the drink)
    6. Close (When's good for us to have dinner?)

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  57. "I know y'all think I'm full of shit when I talk about chasing women, but I'm not. The "Let's have drink..." is like asking a customer to take a test drive, try it out, but no obligation to buy."

    I do give you a lot of shit, and honestly, still think you are full of it most of the time. However, I will say you have exhibited a prodigious knowledge of "the game" in this thread, which lends to you credibility and also slightly impresses me. (Not impresses in the sense that you have said knowledge, because I have had it, just that someone as old and ugly as you actually knows it)

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  58. Spurs: I've never had a problem with cutting one loose. Women are like "ups", there's gonna be another one come along shortly.

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  59. That was funny Wopness. Hey, here's something you might find funny as well. I was just looking to see who's online right now, and this person was online from Cypress, Texas. And the search term they used was, "Nik Richie Terrorist."

    That made me laugh.

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  60. You do kind of look like an English bull dog CBT. And nice use of "ups."

    "Fresh ups." I remember that.

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  61. Most men wanna dominate the conversation and talk about themselves to try to impress the woman. The line that gets me laid most (besides, "Here's a couple hundred bucks") is "So, honey, tell me about yourself".

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  62. I want to go to a speed dating thing, I always thought that would be fun.

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  63. fuck man I am bored here and not making any fucking money...

    I need to win the lotto

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  64. "SPURS FAN said...

    You do kind of look like an English bull dog CBT."

    Hey, you use what you've been given to the best of your ability.

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  65. Speed dating would drive me nuts. Not to mention, I initially come of as an asshole most say, so I'd be screwed. It takes a while to like me.

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  66. I'd like to win the Lotto too Wopness. I'd give you some cash if I did. About 29-33 bucks.

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  67. I've got three deals pretty much ready to close. I just need to get up off my ass and go get the contracts signed, but it's cold and rainy and they'll still be there tomorrow.

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  68. "WTD said...

    Speed dating would drive me nuts. Not to mention, I initially come of as an asshole most say, so I'd be screwed."

    Really? I never would've guessed that.

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  69. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Did I ever tell you about the time I was told I have 'kind' eyes?

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  70. So, DG, let's have a drink and you can tell me about yourself. I'm really interested in how you feel about...stuff.

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  71. Cadillac, no you haven't. Please tell.

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  72. Later guys, I'm hungry and Popeye's is calling (no Church's here since there aren't any black folks here). I need to go get at least one of these people signed up while I'm at it.

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  73. I come off as a bitch, mostly because intially I am very reserved but I am also really a bitch too.

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  74. Elfie, bitchy women are almost as good in bed as the crazy ones. RQ has to be an incredible fuck because that stone cold bitch is bedbug crazy.

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  75. Later on CBT. Couldn't help but throw in a Church's chicken reference, huh?

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  76. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    One time I was in the cereal isle of The center of the Universe, a.k.a. Wal-Mart, and I saw a little philly bending over. I made my way to 'accidentally' bump my crotch into her ass, well when I was about 6 inches or so away she turned around and said, 'I could smell the scent of Aqua Velva and Vicks from down the isle.'

    I knew this one would be a challenge so I said, 'Yeah, my brother likes to go overboard with that Yankee crap.' Right after that she said, 'You look like the kind of person that has forced sex on his drunken brother. You just have that look in your eyes.'

    Why heck, she was right! What else could I say but, 'Fuck you bitch. He was just pretending to be drunk!' I ain;t ever been back to that Wal-Mart since out of fear of being seen by her again. I think she was Miss Cleo.

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  77. That was great.

    Aqua Velva and Vicks? That's a hell of a combo Cadillac. You must have to beat the women off of you.

    I also never knew that Wal-Mart was the center of the universe.

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  78. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Spurs, eveything and everyone is based off Wal-Mart. Even Xenu knows this. Xenu was born in Wal-Mart.

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  79. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    We don't talk about our beliefs but i can say that Xenu has a great tasting pecker!

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  80. I don't think you can really come into contact with Xenu, Cadillac.

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  81. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Uh, I have seen Xenu and he looks like Tom Cruise. I had his slimy pecker in my mouth. If that wasn't Xenu, then I'm a monkey's love puppet.

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  82. I read a book once where a girl lived and eventually had a baby in a Walmart. Must have been based on the lofe of Xenu.

    Spurs~ I am not really a bitch unless I am really pushed or if I am very tired.

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  83. Or if you have a crackhead come to your place and leave treasures for you.

    And then come back to retrieve the treasure.

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  84. Cadillac,

    Elfie might be onto something about Xenu. After all, Wal-Mart is the center of the universe.

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  85. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Elfie, you have sucked Xenu off as well? Did he taste kinda salty? Like the bacon you put in baked beans?

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  86. Walmart must be these other planets that Xenu refers to... I sure feel like I've entered another world everytime I go in there.

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  87. I try to stay away from Wal-Mart. It's been a long time since I've been in one.

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  88. I try to stay away too.

    And no CCCC I have never "sucked off" Xenu. If you said he tasted like a watermelon jolly rancher I may have considered it for a minute.

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  89. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Sam Walton is crying in heaven when he hears that kinda stuff. Why heck, Christy could buy the Universe if they could just find the deed holder.

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  90. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Elfie,
    Legend has it that Sam Walton tasted like Lemonade Jolly Ranchers mixed with Apple Pucker.

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  91. Isn't Xenu the Deed holder?

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  92. "Why heck, Christy could buy the Universe if they could just find the deed holder."

    That was good. And I think Elfie is right Cadillac, I believe Xenu is the title holder.

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  93. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Nope, Xenu was made AFTER Wal-Mart. One time I was wacking my tally in the bayou and when I was trying to avoid shooting myself with jizz I fell off my lawn chair and nearly hit my head on a rock until Xenu caught me in his 4 fingered hands. Ever since then I heart Xenu.

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  94. Funny.

    But all this time I thought Xenu was make believe, I guess he's not. 4 fingered hands though?

    Strange. I don't think you'd make that up, so he must be real.

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  95. DG said...
    "It's not that I play games, but looking back that is just the way it has been. I have treated a couple guys really good and they didn't appreciate it. But the second I decide I'm done they are there kissing my ass. The whole time I'm thinking, fucking idiot why didn't you just act like this when I was interested."

    Story of my life up until I met my wife......I think it was just a human nature thing more than anything. I wasn't real mature during most of my 20's when it came to relationships. I always wanted what I couldn't have, enjoyed the chase and when you got someone and there was no more chase, I never appreciated them as much until they were gone. I believe Cinderella wrote a song about that......Eventually you find someone that is in the same "place" as you and it all works out.......it sounds cheesy, but it's true...........the road to finding that is frustrating as hell though.

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  96. Doing good Spurs. I got a kick out of MT's video, still haven't read all the responses yet........

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  97. That's good you are doing good.

    I'm glad you got a kick out of her video man.

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  98. Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy CommandoNovember 17, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Hey Francine, do you think Xenu is real?

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  99. What's up Elfie? How did the day of the dead go?

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  100. CCCC,
    No, don't believe in Xenu. I'm more drawn to real things like Santa, Jesus, and the Easter Bunny

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  101. Francis~ Sadly we didn't get to go, we spent our night in the doggie ER.

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  102. Francis Begbie said...

    "...I wasn't real mature during most of my 20's when it came to relationships."

    What dude is?

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  103. Not many CBT. Everything cool with your dog Elfie?

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  104. Yes they are both great now, being their normal pain in my butt selves ;) thanks for asking.

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  105. Francis: I'm 51 and I'm not real mature in my relationships. Hit it and quit it (rhymed).

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  106. Unless I'm paying their rent.

    It's kinda like Quagmire telling horror stories on Family Guy. "...and when he woke up the next morning, she was still there. AAAAgggghhhhh!"

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  107. Thanks Spurs. Someday I'm gonna find rhymes for purple and orange.

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  108. Elfie, that book you read I is a movie call Home is where the heart is, with Natalie Portman.

    Hi Francis.

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  109. CBT, you are 51 but do you really want to spend the rest of your life alone? Eventually you are going to get too old to be able to buy a sugarbaby.

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  110. Geez DG, why don't you just go ahead and make your way over to Arkansas and piss in CBT's Cheerios?

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  111. Finally a useful ad......I always wondered how the hell to cure under arm sweat.....and in a week no less

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  112. I taste like watermelon jolly ranchers

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  113. DG~ Yes the Book is called "Home is where the heart is" I read that a few times before I saw the movie, I liked the movie and love Ashley Judd and Natalie Portman but was disappointed it wasn't more true to the book's description of the characters.

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  114. "DG said...

    CBT, you are 51 but do you really want to spend the rest of your life alone? Eventually you are going to get too old to be able to buy a sugarbaby."

    Actually I have no problem spending the rest of my life alone. The men on the side of my family I take after tend to die in their mid to late 60s. I expect to die of a heart attack around age 65 while fucking some 19 year old bimbo. At least I hope that's how I go.

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  115. DG: I was married for 20 years. I've had about as much companionship as I can stand.

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  116. Well, you need to put sugar on the Cheerios CBT.

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  117. Spurs: Sugar? On Cheerios? No shit? I never would have guessed that.

    Yes, that was sarcasm. You really must get some sleep, ol' son.

    With sugar on them, Cheerios taste like sugared cardboard to me. Honey Nut Cheerios, on the other hand, I find delicious.

    My favorite cereal when I was a kid was King Vitamin. Basically the same thing as Captain Crunch.

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  118. "My favorite cereal when I was a kid was King Vitamin. Basically the same thing as Captain Crunch."

    What fuckin year was that 1816?

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  119. I left here in August of 1976 and got back in October of 2008. I've visited some, but everyday I'm reminded of why I hauled ass in the first place.

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  120. The set up here is fucked up, Spurs. The town has 11,000 population, but it also sprawls out 3 or 4 miles in every direction past the city limits, since the city hasn't annexed any territory in 70 years, so really 20,000 plus. The county has 42,000 or so.

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  121. The 1980 Census put Mountain Home at 10,978, the 2000 census said 11,012. The reason it only grew by 36 people in 20 years is because you couldn't cram one more motherfucker into the city limits. The county doubled in population. I expect the 2010 census to put the county over 50,000.

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  122. From the way you've described the town, I always assumed it was around the 40-50,000 range.

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  123. Spurs, there's a huge hospital and over 650 doctors here. CCCC will love this; We have the third largest Wal Mart Super Center in the US. We quit farming hogs and cattle around 1964 and started farming old Yankees. The Yankees smell better, but the hogs and cattle aren't as obnoxious.

    Google Lake Norfork and Bull Shoals Lake.

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  124. I'm so pissed that there isn't a store here where you can buy a 100% wool suit. Polyester does not touch me, but apparently old Northerners love that shit. 54% of the population here is over 45.

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  125. 3rd largest Walmart Super Center in the U.S.?

    I'm not being sarcastic, but that's weird it is there. Oh, wait, it's based in Arkansas, isn't it?

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  126. Spurs: Our trade area covers four counties in Arkansas (Baxter, Marion, Stone and Izard) and two in Missouri (Ozark and Howell). It's the only Wal Mart in those six counties is why they built one that big here. It's Wal Mart #12 (retained it's original number). There's also a huge fucking Lowe's, bigger than either of the two in Little Rock and the biggest fucking Home Depot I've ever seen.

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  127. Basically the trade area has a little over 200,000 people, 15,000 hillbillies and 185,000 retired Yankees.

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  128. Ooops, five counties in Arkansas, I left out Fulton.

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  129. I cannot even point out Arkansas on a map, that is how inconsequential you rednecks are to me.

    You must be mighty proud. Your state bird is probably the middle finger.

    fucking hicks.

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  130. and good god, you must see what a moron you are. You're so full of useless fucking trivia that is uninteresting and the only reason you know it in the first place is because you have nothing to do out there but take long shits in your outhouse and read.

    i hope a black widow bites you on the nuts. fucking idiot.

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  131. i mean are you fucking living off of your mother and father's social security checks? i bet you are.

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  132. RQ, I thought you were the one living off money from your family. If you can't point out Arkansas on a map, you as fucking dumb as the welfare mothers you love to rant about.

    Our State bird is the mockingbird. I'm sure Washington's is the scavneger, trash eating sea gull. I saw enough of those nasty sea going vultures when I was in Seattle. Arizona's is probably an underfed roadrunner.

    I know that shit because I have to get advertisers.

    I hope one of the homeless, drugged out winners that infest the rainy, depressing city you call civilization you're planning on feeding on Thanksgiving pisses on your leg.

    Fucking shallow, self important cunt.

    Welcome back. I missed you yesterday. Bitch.

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  133. "I'm so well educated, I eat trendy European shit no normal American has ever heard of, I'm so rich, I couldn't get financed on the Infiniti because I let a house go back, I'm smarter than every one else, my parrot ran off to live with a cell phone peddler, where's my Ambien?"

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  134. dude, shut the fuck up. you mention my name like 20 times a day.

    bottom line, you're a loser 50+ year old without a fucking job. never mind a career, you do not even have a minimum basic job. I'm sure the local Ralphs could use a bagger, someone to help the old ladies tote groceries to their cars. they won't mind if you grab their wrinkly asses while reminding them you can pull 20 year old tail, as long as that tail is watered down from years of inbreeding, rampant stupidity, and is impressed by anyone who would scoff at chili's restaurant.

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  135. are you fucking serious, finance a car?

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  136. you do not even own a car, you are driving a fucking beater mobile loaned to you through the radio station of which you boast owning a 1/1000th percentile.

    I'm positive the FCC has limited your radio stations signal, so stupidity is not allowed to proliferate beyond a one mile radius.

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  137. do us all a favor and go on one of your imaginary missions of mercy. anyone stuck in a foxhole with you for an extended period would willingly gouge out their eardrums with a fucking fork.

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  138. really a shame 'spewer of useless facts' is not a profession, cuz it is something you would excel at.

    loser.

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  139. PTSD from reading too many war books.

    huh..go figure.

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  140. you're a fucking idiot. stop trying to psycho-analyze me. I do not have the problems you have, i address my problems, overcome them, don't sweep under the rug.

    And, stop downplaying money, it is extremely useful and plays a large role in life. Just go and ask your mom and dad, who are wondering why their social security check is not stretching far enough. It's because they have a fucking overgrown immature son who would rather talk about pussy than getting a job.

    What a man, pulls 20 year old tail, and steals money from his aged parents. And by aged, I'm talking like 90 years old.

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  141. Owning a car is for stupid people. Every job I've had in the last 22 years has come with one, even if it's a fucked up looking 94 Bronco. I've never boasted about owning part of that station. I've bitched about it because it never made money until I took over sales there. I sold out last month, btw.

    What's Ralph's?

    The only way the FCC would limit our broadcast range is if we used that horrid squeal you call a voice in one of our commercials.

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  142. owning a car is for responsible people who need reliable transportation to live their lives.

    You have no life.

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  143. "Rocket Queen said...

    really a shame 'spewer of useless facts' is not a profession,..."

    That sounds like a psychologist's job descrpition.

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  144. you are ignorant. Psychology is not hocus pocus, it is not taro card reading, it is not hypnosis. It is the study of proven human behavior and its origins.

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  145. I've never been without something to drive, I've just rarely needed to own it.

    And, honey, I'm a far better specimen of man than you are of a woman. Half the people commenting on these sites believe you were born male.

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  146. I'm fully aware of what psychology purports to be. Salespeople manipulate the behavior of others, understanding the customer psychology is part of that. I know people that grew up in the ghetto that are better psychologists than anyone with a degree in it.

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  147. besides, you are readily transparent. If you think for one fucking minute i do not know you wish to fuck my goddamn brains out, you're mistaken.

    you'll never get near me. I would not allow you to lick the bottom of my fucking expensive italian shoes. No contact with you is appealing to me, even a kick in your dusty nuts or a sock in your smug fucking face

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  148. you're dumb.

    There should be boarders on the internet. You should not be allowed to communicate with anyone outside of fucking Baxter county.

    I'm going to suggest that to Obama. he hates you too and I'm sure would like to corale those that are opposed to positive change.

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  149. yeah, great comeback, lacks legitimacy like your stories, but that is of no consequence.

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  150. you turn my fucking stomach.

    you're one putrid wretched fuck.

    adios scumbag.

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  151. "Rocket Queen said...

    you're dumb. I'm going to suggest that to Obama. he hates you too and I'm sure would like to corale those that are opposed to positive change."

    I'm not dumb, just mercenary. I voted for Obama and I don't think he's pushed his liberal agenda enough. The more people that flock to Beck and Limbaugh, the sooner the Republican party implodes and gets out of the way of positive change.

    Do something useful like adopting a shelter dog, you're really good with them (no sarcasm).

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  152. Oh, and you don't make enough of an impact on me to turn my stomach. You're just another over educated looney that would starve to death if Starbucks went out of business.

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  153. The score so far:

    RQ-1,345,638

    CBT-0

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  154. The comments between Giraffe and CBT were hilarious.

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  155. interesting statistics here. don't believe them.

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  156. mainly the one in five men would have sex on the first date.

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  157. Yes, I don't believe that one either. Like if some woman says to a guy after the first date, "Hey, would you like to have sex?"

    No way, 4 of the remaining five would say, "Nah, I don't think so. It's too soon."

    SURE.

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  158. That was a classic exchange

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