These are the rules that anonymous was referring to on the *Miss Texas* post below. I suppose numerous rules take shape here, but to be positive, I'll say it seems rule #25 seems to happen the most. The "/b/" equals #1 and #2. I know I was confused on that part.
Oh wait, #6 applies for sure.
I wondered about the phone's Kenmore label. I think this phone might be kind of old. It has a dial instead of push buttons and the antennae is a rabbit ears configuration. Drew has several of them for sale for $399.95.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one Avery. Indeed, it seems like the phone is rather old. And, more importantly, it seems you got ripped off.
ReplyDeleteAs you can see by Avery's comment, rule #25 applies for sure around here. I don't even think that stupid bird even read the post.
ReplyDeleteI didn't pay for mine. Drew gave it to me. I have 17 free anytime minutes a month and 22 nights and weekends. if I use more that that it's only $2.75 a minute. Since I'm a parrot and don't have any money, he can't really collect from me. I know he won't cut me off either because my number is the one he gives the prostitutes on Craigslist.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty damn good plan you are on.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone reads these stupid posts unless it involves a video from the sexy Mexican girl or Hannah Lecter.
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks for that Avery.
ReplyDeletePersonally I prefer these posts to the video ones.
ReplyDeleteHello Spurs, all.
Hello Streets, how was your weekend? (hopefully no crackheads came by)
ReplyDeleteI like the breasts of human females. I am fond of the sexy Mexican girl and the girl the fat Italian attorney flirts with. I also like them as they cause fits of rage from Hannah Lecter because they are still young and men want them. I feared their posts when I still lived with Hannah, I was afraid she would loose control and I would end up as garnish on roasted haunch of homeless wino.
ReplyDeletehaha no crackheads this weekend. I had a really good weekend. I went hiking at a place called Sabino Canyon with my kids, my best friend and her son. The weather was perfect out, 74 and sunny.
ReplyDeleteI think the "the fat Italian attorney" you are referring to is Wopness Avery.
ReplyDeleteDo I not have a name Avery?! I am not a piece of meat!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a nice weekend Streets.
ReplyDeleteIs the Elf from the streets the one the fat Italian attorney so desires? She has very nice human breasts.
ReplyDeleteHow was your weekend? Do anything exciting?
ReplyDeleteYou are called Elfie? I do not understand as you do not have pointed ears.
ReplyDeletethis is stuck in my head this morning...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso
The lyrics to this are so ridiculously stupid but I like how bizarre the video is. She is not very attractive but she does have a beautiful back.
My weekend was fine, thanks for asking. You know, I watched that movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford last night, I have to say, it was pretty interesting. Not what I expected.
ReplyDeleteI am aware of the name of the fat Italian attorney, but I will not use it until he stops threatening to kill me. I have a plan, though. If he should ever get close enough to me to be a danger, I will hide in Drew's ass as I am sure he would not reach in after me.
ReplyDeleteChildhood nickname Avery, I was tiny and very delicate looking with a head full of fine white whispy hair. My god mother thought I looked like a fairy child or an elf, hence the name "Elfie"
ReplyDeleteAvery:
ReplyDeleteHell of a plan.
I'd just like to so goodbye to SpursFanSays.com, I mean I will still comment but *Miss Texas* is no more. My boyfriend found ALOT of stuff this weekend, now somehow he has all my email addresses and passwords.
ReplyDeleteAnd sad to say I will not be going on the Real World because he deletes all my emails and reads them before I get to. Pam he almost made me delete you, but I told him no. He got mad because u responded to that comment I had made about sending ur bro a f.r.
Anyways, long story short, no more videos, no more "Real World", and no more *MissTexas*
Just keep it real,
~Jenn
Oh and Pam, just email me ur number and we can text. PEACE
Whats up everybody? Did ya miss me?
ReplyDeleteThose rules are funny but I definitely did not understand one and two..
Avery: Im gonna fry your bitch ass up like a hot wing
Streets:
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that video already has 17,000,000 views. Well, if that New Moon set a box office record, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Well Miss Texas, sounds like a hell of a life you have there. Hopefully one day you will gather enough strength and common sense to get the hell out of that prison you are living in. I wish you luck
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteIt means do not talk about rule #1, or rule #2.
P.S. Rocket Queen I really think your not that bad (ha thats the same thing I told MP) and he said that wasnt a compliment, but it just means that I dont "dislike" you. Anything I've ever said to you or about you was just to bring drama and entertainment to this site, which ppl feed off of.
ReplyDeleteTake Care.
Jenn~ Get my # from Pammy.
ReplyDeleteWell Jen, I'm glad you are still going to come around.
ReplyDeleteAvery: Elfie has points, all her own, sitting way up high.
ReplyDeleteJennifer, honey, haul ass. Grab your son and as much of your stuff as you can and run. That ain't no life, darlin'.
Anonymous certainly lives by these rules. They also add credence to my theory that he is an unemployed 17 year old 'cause waaaay too much thought went into that shit.
Anonymous: Get a life, get a job and get outta your momma's attic, you faggot ass momma's boy. Shakin' fries at Mickey D's would be a step up the social order for you, fucking loser.
Miss Elfie: I think you are a very special person and not just because of your big human breasts.
ReplyDeleteElfie- Yes Ma'am
ReplyDeleteWTD- Dont send me an email after I just said my boyfriend has all my stuff, im lucky hes at work right now, and he only has limited computer access. As soon as he If you want to talk to me its either gonna be on here, myspace, or facebook. No emails. Im not trying to be sneaky or play games with him anymore. We're giving it until Jan. 2010 to see if we can make things work.
Spurs, well he hasnt exactly found your website yet, but if he did im sure It would be my ass again. He says im living a double life, by playing *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteJennifer, run. Run now, today. I've seen too many women in your situation end up hurt and I don't mean emotionally. Get your kid outta there.
ReplyDeleteA "double life?" Like a spy? Well, I hope be you writing "be my ass", that doesn't mean that dude hits you or anything.
ReplyDelete*by* you writing
ReplyDeleteJenn:
ReplyDeleteI didnt I sent him one. LOL
Avery: Stick to crow hookers, and stop hitting on elfie.
CBT; I agree with your posts 1,000,000% today
Spurs: I guarantee if this dude hasn't hit Jennifer, its just a matter of time.
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly a saint, but I've never laid a hand in anger on a woman, a horse or a dog and I will not tolerate that behavior, even in situations where it's technically none of my business.
I would hide from the fat Italian attorney between Miss Elfie's breats, but I do not think he would be as reluctant to reach in there after me.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, did you see where those dipshit ACORN losers in San Diego "destroyed" secret documents by just throwing them in the dumpster w/out actually shredding them? Well, those morons were being watched by a private investigator, and the dude went into the dumpster and grabbed every single document they threw away.
ReplyDeletePriceless.
CBT: Hitting or not, he is definitely abusive. I cant fucking stand grown ass men that abuse women.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: whats up with the post below this one, I cant get to the comments
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI don't know man. I tried a little bit ago, it didn't work. I'm sure it will be back up shortly though. Google usually repairs the problem really fast.
Yeah, CBT I watched a segment on the founder of ACORN. I think it was on 60 Minutes.
ReplyDeletecbt, i assure you that i am a grown man that has lived on my own for over half of my life. i dont work at a fast food job, live in an attic, nor am i gay. i can and am online alot because my job requires me to slack whenever i feel like it. shouldnt you be at the outhouse gloryhole anyway?
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, miss texas...you deserve everything you get because youre too dumb to walk away. you have nobody to blame but yourself.
ReplyDeleteGoogle's fucked up today. One of my comments will show up twice because I thought I clicked the wrong thing, but it's Google.
ReplyDeleteWopness: When my little sister was 15, her boyfriend made her cry, talking shit to her over the phone. I caught him in town a couple of days later and beat the living fuck outta him. Now the little bastard is the City Attorney and a part time prosecutor here. My poor sister had a helluva of a time dating when she was a teenager. I think either me or my cousin, Eddie, beat the shit outta every guy that asked her out for two years.
You called me out on my "save a ho" complex awhile back. It ain't "save a ho", it's a "White Knight" thing. My dad always said folks should stick up for other folks that can't stick up for themselves.
CBT, when you beat this 15 year old up, how old were you?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteshouldnt you be at the outhouse gloryhole anyway?"
Why? Are you waiting on the other side to suck me off?
Spurs: He was 17, I was 19.
ReplyDeletecbt, you are the cocksucker. you give head while you have a turd halfway hanging out of your ass. you dont even bother to push it all the way out because you like the feeling of being full from both holes.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: He was 17, I was 19.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: Go suck your shit off the cock that was just up your ass, you faggot fry cook.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteOk, well that's not that bad. I was hoping the kid wasn't the same age as your sister.
white knight? more like white nights....nights full of dicks shooting cum on your face and in your mouth. cbt queer.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: If he had been 15 it wouldn't have mattered to me. Nobody shows disrespect to my family without consequences, then or now.
ReplyDeletehahaa yeah my sister didnt have an eazy go at it either.. I caught a few of them. The worst one was dead in the middle of a pool hall, I beat him, he ran, my friend caught him and beat him some more, then the bouncers used his head to open the doors when they threw him out
ReplyDeletecbt, how many times have i disrespected you and your family? and you have done nothing. so shut the fuck up.
ReplyDeletedidnt you just post that? dumbfucking HILLBILLY!
ReplyDeleteI did just post that. You're so fucking stupid I thought you needed to read it twice, shit breath.
ReplyDeletecbt, rule #15.
ReplyDeleteive won....again.
i bet cbt has his name on the back of his belt, that way his dad knows who hes fucking that night.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: rule #17, you haven't won shit.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ If someone signs for a loan they cannot afford (regardless of their circumstances) it is their own fault. It's called personal responsibility.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: You need to follow rule #45
ReplyDeleteYou should send that message out to all the homeowners who bought more than they could afford Streets.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, i would wipe my ass with your lungs. bottom line."
Anonymous: I'd put a .45 round right between your beady little eyes and bury your aids infested carcass in the White River bottoms.
never thought id say this, but work is less boring than watching these two bicker all day
ReplyDeleteI really wish I could Spurs, during the boom I worked for the mortgage industry so I was probably a bit more educated than the average american but shit it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if your mortgage is more than 1/4- 1/3 of your income it is more than you can afford, nor does it take a rocket scientist to READ your loan docs, nor does it take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you have an ADJUSTABLE rate loan the interest rate is going to CHANGE thus making your payment CHANGE (and you better believe it's not going to go DOWN) fucking idiots.
ReplyDeleteI concur Wop...
ReplyDeleteWopness, the dude bores me, too. I'm just so bored I don't have anything pressing to do.
ReplyDeleteElfie, I remember from my banker days when lenders wouldn't approve a home loan if the payment was over 20% of a borrowers income, and the income had to be thoroughly documented. There were no credit bureaus, loan investigators called up a borrowers credit references and asked "how well did these people pay you?"
I'd much rather be trashing Sarah Palin than trading shots with that idiot.
ReplyDelete"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much."-Ann Coulter, on the wives of men killed in the 9/11 attacks.
ReplyDelete"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life." Republican U.S. Senator Orrin Hatch
ReplyDelete"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then He instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me, I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them." George W. Bush
ReplyDelete"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency. It wasn't exactly a landslide, you know?" George W. Bush, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.
ReplyDeletecbt, i hope that you get gang raped and pregnant. rule #42.
ReplyDeleteThrice-divorced blowhard Rush Limbaugh avoided service in Vietnam because of a a boil on his ass. It's true!
ReplyDeleteTom Delay's words on why he missed Vietnam: "So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like me in Vietnam."
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: rule #20, you most of all.
ReplyDelete"It has always seemed to me that the leaders who are the quickest to send our boys and our young to war are those who have never known war themselves." George McGovern (a decorated WWII veteran who actually saw combat).
ReplyDeletealright, go back to the fighting, even that was more interesting than CBT's "Hillbilly Politician Quotes"
ReplyDeletemy toes are cold.
ReplyDeleteRQ mentioned an AZ get together and did not include my name. WTF? Now she is really not coming over for Christmas.
I would really like some Christmas pancakes from IHOP.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, you pretty much nailed it on the mortgages.
What's up kinkyb!tch? Sorry to hear your toes are cold. Kind of random.
ReplyDeletekb: post a pic of your toes, so i can wack it to them
ReplyDeleterule #35
What are these here rules for and why do we need these rules? Why do I have to follow rules that were made without at least informing me or why not have a vote on these rules?
ReplyDeleteThere really are no rules. Well, CBT and Wopness have some rules, and that is not to screw with their sisters, or you get your ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteCBT, who is this Anonymous that you're having a heated debate with? And why are there so many Anon's? Why don't they just give themselves numbers? I don't know if Anon is the same Anon as the last Anon or if it is the other Anon from 'Murder Mitten' or the Anon from 'Love Glove'.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think the reason CBT beat up that young fellow is because he was stepping in CBT's turf, so to speak. Or maybe he wanted to do coke of his tushy when he was passed out? I don't know.
ReplyDeleteYou ever have anyone try to steal your coke? I know you have had many adventures on it.
ReplyDeleteOh man, if they tried to steal my coke then they are stepping into another world of pain and misery. Like when I was sent overseas to Florida. That is a strange place, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteKB, at least RQ is still talking to you... she has banished me from her garden for life.
ReplyDeleteI was headquartered at the Waffle House when in walked Fidel Castro himself! He walked up to the jukebox with a handful of quarters and spent all that money on just one song, 'Don't stop believing' by Journey. Right then and there I knew I was in for the fight of my life! He stood there for a little bit then quickly turned around and had a sawed off derringer in his hand! With my Renaissance Fair training I knew to curl into a ball and begin crying while pissing my pants.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI don't think you are banished from the garden for life. This isn't Adam and Eve.
Cadillac:
ReplyDeleteI wish you would have taken out Fidel when you had the chance.
Well, me being a White Pride Knights of Columbus I knew I couldn't let my hood down, so I threw hashbrown slivers in his eyes and egg yolk in his mouth to give that shock and awe effect. Once he was stunned I racked his nuts with my chin but the downside to that kung-fu move is that the dick ends up in your throat. Oh well, anything for my country!
ReplyDeleteThen I thought to myself, '4 C's, why not try and suck his blood out and bleed him to death? You aint never done that before!
ReplyDeleteWell, I was right, I had never done that before. So since I already had his peter in my mouth I began to suck like a Hoover, not J. Edgar Hoover mind you, but like the love dolls mouths from when I was a kid.
So I began to suck and suck on Fidel when all of a sudden I think his lifeforce shot out and into my mouth. How do I know this you ask? Well, it was salty like his soul. And he passed out right after, so I'm pretty sure he was on the cusp of death. So I thought.
I had to make sure this guy was a goner so I pulled down his cargo pants and spit on his poop pipe as lube. Then I gave him all 2 inches of fury. Much to my chagrin he woke up and seen me in the nudes. But he just began to laugh out loud. I asked him what the fuck was his problem and if he was some kinda dog pecker gnat. Then he said to me that he just had deja-vu and realized that he just might love me. I couldn't have none of that tie me down, ball and chain shit so I told him, 'If you love me set me free. If I come back, it's meant to be.'
ReplyDeleteThat was one of the most beautiful stories I have ever read Cadillac.
ReplyDeleteNice way to finish it off with a rhyme as well.
Hi everyone, it's me, rocket queen. I am no longer going to be commenting as Rocket Queen because one of my friends found my comments to immature, stupid; she also and felt very threatened by the friendships I have formed with all of you, my contemporaries.
ReplyDeleteI've further agreed to let her screen all my comments for appropriate content, and she will read all of your posts before deciding if I find them funny or not. If she does, I will be allowed to laugh.
for the record, Miss Texas, i would just like to say that the hatred I displayed towards you was real, and I will now be transferring that hatred to your Jennifer character, but only if my friend decides it is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteHello Susan Alexandra. That sucks you won't be commenting as Rocket Queen anymore. Your friend doesn't sound like a friend at all.
ReplyDeletekinky bitch, you are most welcome to the get together, just take Elfie's place.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure my friend knows what is best for me, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteHow long have you known this "friend" of yours?
ReplyDeleteI took money from my boyfriend and continue to do so.
ReplyDeleteI love free rides. Well, I did pay in self-respect and relinquishing my rights to privacy...not even my opinions are my own, but that is not much to pay for $5k.
My life is so great. Did you see my new car?
Tonight we are watching Boxing Helena. He said it is a love story.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to the gym now. My friend said so.
ReplyDeletebye
Jenn - Not allowed to comment as Miss Texas, and oh my god don't email me I will get in trouble:
ReplyDeleteFunniest fuckin name yet..
CBT: I need your e-mail.
"Never in my wildest did I figure a decent person would be exploitative of my trauma." ~Quote from email sent to me from a certain regular on here.... they know who they are.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that you do EXACTLY the same thing you despise others for doing? Hypocrite.
I cahgt that beech on aqui talking to you vatos ay, I put my ruca en cheeck por vida
ReplyDeleteCheese libbing a double life ay
ReplyDeleteReally dig your lingo El Chico Loco.
ReplyDeletethat quote I posted was in reference to you Spurs...
ReplyDelete"Never in my wildest did I figure a decent person would be exploitative of my trauma."
ReplyDeleteThat one Streets?
cleek my name ay
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0
ReplyDeleteDo you get high as well, El Chico?
ReplyDeleteYes, Spurs. I will not post the first part of it because unlike the person who wrote that line I refuse to disclose their very personal information.
ReplyDeleteWhen did I ever "exploit trauma?"
ReplyDeleteI don't know Spurs, you will have to ask "Susan"...
ReplyDeleteI always smoke tha mota ay, Im raza
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Probably when you posted the letters her family wrote you
ReplyDeleteOr maybe you posted something about "the operation"
ReplyDeleteaye tu gringos! ju dunno mi ole lady ese! cheese a lying beach! arriba!
ReplyDeleteshut it beans...
ReplyDeletewe are having a moment here with Susan
hay ese! donde esta mi commento?
ReplyDeleteWTD: Ju dont know who ju fockin with ese...
ReplyDeleteaye ese! fuck that gringa! cheee a stupido wedda!
ReplyDeleteJu fockers always talk with that Chitolin ese, fuck that ay, that wood get chu focked up in la pinta holmes...
ReplyDeletewe dont like rucas con pinja'a holmes
hay puto! hab ju ebber had tabasco put in jer eyes?
ReplyDeleteyo tenga dah green kind puto! if ju won some in jer eyes then step up ese!
ReplyDeleteOh great CBT had beef with the "Angels" now I got beef with La Banda....
ReplyDeletehow come ju no post the rules from the barrio? eh? por que ese? are ju a racist?
ReplyDeletemira aqui, yo soy mucho loco ese! if ju wanna throw some blows then thats wat im here for ese! i dont ebben run from la chota!
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that might have been it.
I was referring to the letters.
ReplyDeleteLoco Chico has that damn song stuck in my head now
ReplyDeletePinche Pancho:
ReplyDeleteYeah, the comments are kind of screwing up today.
Yeah they are, comments say they have posted but aren't there intially, only to show up a few minutes later.
ReplyDeleteYeah Streets, I'd fire off an e-mail to Google, but when I received a respone three months from now that reads, "We didn't even know you had a site" it would hurt my feelings, so maybe the problem will correct itself.
ReplyDeleteWopness: thisoldcowboy@live.com
ReplyDeleteget jer chit togedder ese! imma be back layder and dis chit bedder be fix!
ReplyDelete*response*
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Sure, I'll definitely try to figure out what is wrong now Pinche.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDelete"Never in my wildest did I figure a decent person would be exploitative of my trauma." ~Quote from email sent to me from a certain regular on here.... they know who they are.
Why is it that you do EXACTLY the same thing you despise others for doing? Hypocrite."
Rocket Queen Susan Alexandra is most assuredly a hypocrite.
oh yeah I definitely wasnt too scared
ReplyDeleteJennifer: Run.
ReplyDeleteWop: I told Elfie to pass my phone number on to you. Call me.
ReplyDeleteWop: I didn't think you were scared of the beaners at all.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: If you get the IFC channel down there in your momma's basement, keep an eye out for a movie named "Crash".
ReplyDeleteYou know, I always thought Matt Dillon was a no talent hack, but the guy is in a bunch of independent films and he's really a pretty actor. Catch one called "Employee Of The Month" (not that piece of shit Jessica Simpson was in).
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've seen crash CBT. You get movies on your transistor radio? That's cool. Like an audio book.
ReplyDelete*pretty good actor*
ReplyDeleteSmartass. Thank God for satellite service.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen Tarantino's "True Romance"? Killer flick.
ReplyDeleteOr "Dusk to Dawn". I love Cheech Marin's "Attention Pussy Lovers" spiel.
ReplyDeleteYes man, I've seen that. You ever see the movie "E.T."?
ReplyDeleteIt came out a couple of years ago.
Gee, you loved Cheech's part? I imagine you were foaming out the mouth like Cujo.
ReplyDeleteYou ever see that movie?
I saw Cujo in a theater, that's how fucking old I am. You know, I've never seen E.T.
ReplyDeleteI didn't start foaming at the mouth during "Dusk To Dawn" until Salma Hayek showed up in a bikini. That bitch is still fine.
The best part of E.T. was when E.T. got sick and that little kid went looking for him and saw the little freak lying face down in a creek (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteIf E.T. had landed in Arkansas, the little kids would've shot him, gutted him and took him home for their momma to make gravy out of.
ReplyDeleteYou left out the part where they would have banged him.
ReplyDeleteBefore or after gutting him.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou left out the part where they would have banged him."
That's only in Cadamino's world.
YAWN:
ReplyDeleteThat was for Elfie and her fucking self-righteous act, switch it up it's getting old.
PS: The bitch is back.
sorry, Elfie (well, not really), but I feel I must be perfectly frank with all of my contemporaries.
ReplyDeletesee you later....my contemporaries. oh how i love that word, who uses that word? no one but Elfie.
ReplyDeletenow, Elfie, don't forget when you rip me back, to include my horrible implants, my geriatric status, and how lonely I am because I don't have a man to fuck, or fuck with me.
Yawn:
ReplyDeleteJohn Hopkins called, wants to know if you want your greg back?
no, Drew, you can have it, you need it more.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. If I had to make a choice between Rocket Queen and Elfie I would write in under C., Miss Texas
ReplyDeleteHow about D? "Craigslist Hooker."
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteI guess your friend gave you the ok on commenting here? Sweet.
what a pain in the ass this site is today!
ReplyDeleteanyway...
RQ, will you be coming to the T-day Extravaganza this year?
yes, and have scalloped potatoes for dinner, spurs.
ReplyDeletei need some excedrin.
Yes bitchhog, it's a real pain in the ass. I put it right up there with the H1N1 man made virus.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need excedrin Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteWell, Bitchhog, I want to, but I'm afraid everyone will think I'm a slob because, to be honest, my dress still has gravy stains from last year.
ReplyDeleteI guess after five glasses of champipple I won't care, so I'll just show up drunk.
Can we make videos?
Spurs: Me head is thumping. i've had a hard day of loafing.
There is a really good something on discovery channel tonight. Something about mystery diagnosis and a girl whose face sunk in and her hair fell out
ReplyDeleteRQ, please bring scalloped potatoes and your best formal gown.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, speaking of food and swine. Did you see that Paula Deen was hit in the head by a ham? too funny.
So i'm going to hunker down with my comfort food and watch me telly.
ReplyDeleteok, Bitchhog. They come in a box, so that will be convenient for me.
ReplyDeleteI may be face down in the punch bowl by the time you arrive...
ReplyDeletethat's ok, it's tradition at this point, I wouldn't expect anything less.
ReplyDeleteis there anything good on tonight? I need a distraction...
ReplyDeleteI saw that a new season of Hoarders will be on. Spurs house was on the trailer.
We should invite some of your new neighbors so you can make a good impression
ReplyDeleteok my posts are disappearing, that's ok...sigh. dammit all to hell.
ReplyDeleteback later.
My new neighbors speak little English (from S. Korea)and are new to the US, so I think that we should show them our dignified culture and what Thanksgiving is all about.
ReplyDeleteRQ would lick my balls if I'd let her.
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow this is boring
ReplyDeletecbt, rule #32.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't see Paula Deen get hit by a ham. And if you invited your S. Korean neighbors over, that would be really nice.
only if they made eggrolls, spurs.
ReplyDeletethat letter was real? i thought it was fake
do you like tamales, rq? sometimes we have them for christmas. i know you are not a big fan of meat, so i can get some green chile ones.
oh my gosh, speaking of tamales, spurs, i had a sweet one this weekend (a tamale that is). it was actually good. I thought of you and your texmex food you probably eat and think its real mexican food. gross.
so why is elfie a coniving bitch?
anon-when you refer to the rules, can you type it in the same post? i keep having to scroll back up to the list to see what you mean. that is way too much work for me.
cbt-have you tried paula deen's pecan rum pie they sell at walmart? it looks good, but i need a solid opinion before i buy it
Eggrolls? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteNo, the letters weren't real. That would be pretty messed up.
What can you possibly mean by writing that I eat "tex mex" food? San Antonio has real Mexican food.
As far as the "rules?" Yeah, I had to scroll up to see what rule anonymous was referring to.
ReplyDeleteidk, I have heard mexican food is gross there. I have only been to the DFW airport though, so what do i know (besides that airport is big)?
ReplyDeletei think im going to keep typing like this.
many thoughts.
one thread.
yeah, sounds good.
the anon you were talking to the other day spurs, the one who needed advice but couldnt comment, was that !! :) :) :)
hah. that is code, in case you didnt catch it
if jenn (mt) wants to come live with me, she can. we should hire a hitman on that guy. i dont believe for one second he is anything like tony montana (as she compared), it is all an act and he is a huge pussy. avery could take him. avery and basil.
my toes are not cold anymore
i wonder where dg is. still sick. swine flu i bet. i told her to stop kissing pigs.
I love anything with green chilies, can I have some cheese in a tamale and can you eat the outside of a tamale? i've never had one.
ReplyDeleteElfie is a coniving bitch for turning on RichieRexic, then on me.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteNo, the Mexican food here isn't gross.
Feel free to keep typing like that.
I kind of figured that was code, but I'm not sure who you were referring to. I have an idea, but it's a code. You have to read my mind.
I think it's nice that you offered *Miss Texas* (now known as Jenn) a place to live. And yes, Avery probably could take him.
Glad your toes aren't cold anymore.
the green chile ones my fam makes do have cheese in them, rq. and white corn. they are good. delish, actually.
ReplyDeleteomg, spurs. :) :) :) 3. is that better. oh wait, how about this theme song? doot doot doot, doot-oot-a-doot, doot doot dootoot dootadoota
codes. figure them out. like cbt's stupid pedastool one.
rq, do you getany pics of basil and avery? i have a bad feeling about basil