(there you go DG...longer edition)
From the NY POST: (click here to read the rest of the story)
The drunken lout seen sucker-punching a "Jersey Shore" hottie in a video clip gone viral is a New York City public school teacher, The Post has learned.
And the sudden right cross seen across the Internet has earned Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro a technical knockout — he’s been moved out of class and into one of the Department of Education’s teacher reassignment centers, also known as a "rubber room," agency officials confirmed.
What a trashy show. Such a stereotype. And I think this guy should be fired. He can earn enough money to buy his gold chains, Ray-Bans, hair gel, Izod shirts, and deck shoes somewhere else.
Just want to say welcome to all the new people around the New York/New Jersey area (or anywhere else) checking out the site and this clown Ferro here.
Hey Spurs !
ReplyDeleteHello Pam. How are you today?
ReplyDeleteHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW YORK!
ReplyDeleteand hello to you too Spurs! I love me some Guidos! Where's my Wopness?
Hello Streets, and yeah, there really are a bunch of people searching for Brad Ferro here.
ReplyDeleteI e-mailed Wopness yesterday, he still hasn't gotten back to me yet. Have you talked to him?
There were no clips shorter than 2 seconds you could post? This one just took up entirely too much of my day.
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry there weren't. I knew how busy you are, I was looking for something in the millisecond range, couldn't find it.
ReplyDeleteMy bad.
*know* how busy you are.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that was set up for the show?
ReplyDeleteI am having a good day, I am doing a early new years resolution and forbidding my self to ever visit stupid websites from here on out =).
ReplyDeleteNegativity sucks so I will take the high road I know well
DG:
ReplyDeleteNo, I read where the guy had charges pressed against him too. So I don't think it was set up.
That's good Pam. That's a mature attitude.
ReplyDeleteWell spursfansays.com is an idiot, so I'm assuming you won't be stopping by this stupid website again, Pam.
ReplyDeleteDG~probably... reality tv is mostly fiction
ReplyDeleteI had the same attitude for the past month and a half but turning 21 obv. kind of messed with my head a bit... I had a bad day at work, and I shed tears over strangers, I wake up to a new day and laugh that I gave it my time, but feel bad for myself in the past when that was the life I consumed myself with.
ReplyDeleteIts never even a matter of hiding or getting new numbers, it what we do with ourselves =).
I think that if some one wants to name a picture " die pucker die " and is the co-owner of a website, well I Could sue him if I had money but at the same time, ... It's not my problem and if I read that three months ago I probably would have fallen apart but I am taking the high road here.
How do you block a website on your computer ?
LOL DG - I like this site, its a chatroom to me!
ReplyDeleteBut this is Jersey we are talking about. Everyone wants to be a star there. I bet balloon boy dad would punch someone on a reality show just for some attention and $20.
ReplyDelete"Well spursfansays.com is an idiot, so I'm assuming you won't be stopping by this stupid website again, Pam."
ReplyDeleteWas that really necessary DG?
No Streets, the guy got arrested and charged, and now he's about to lose his job. I don't think the punch was fake. I mean, the show is set up sure, but I'm quite sure this wasn't.
ReplyDeleteYes it was necessary, stupid spurs fan.
ReplyDeleteWell, I did say (write) that this is a place for shit talking, so I guess you are proving that point.
ReplyDeleteHow Do I block a website from being acsesed from my computer =) "?
ReplyDeleteI think your life should be a reality show DG. It would be worth a few laughs.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want to block Pam?
ReplyDeletePorn?
thedirty I know you can block websites.
ReplyDeleteI am also done with stupid websites.
ReplyDeleteEspecially ones that post submissions by Drew all day long.
Pammy~ I don't even go to the site you have implied anymore.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I have not talked with him lately.
You want to make sure you don't go that site anymore Pam?
ReplyDeleteYou can block it through parental controls.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteThat was just one post. Calm down.
Damn Streets, I hope everything is all right with him.
ReplyDeleteHi Pammie baby. The best way to block the Dirty is willpower. Just stop looking at Nik's stupid shit. It's easy for me because he has so much crap on the site it slows down my fine, high powered Verizon 3g Internet connection and locks up my computer.
ReplyDeleteThe entire Northeast, from Philly to Boston, is absolutely full of guys like this and the female versions. Cadamino Man has more couth than those motherfuckers.
Spurs, That's an American Eagle Outfitters shirt he has on, not Izod.
Or you can just not type in the website and press enter.
ReplyDeleteI didn't go on it either - but when I am told I am on it I keep letting it get the better of me and reading it. I need to rid it of my life, I will figure out the parental controls lol
ReplyDeleteSpurs has his hand in the barrell and is receiving compensation of Craigslist hookers.
ReplyDeleteI know it's not an Izod shirt CBT. It was a joke.
ReplyDeleteYou know, like a stereotype of Italians. Ray-bans, gel, gold chains, deck shoes.
ReplyDeleteI hope so too Spursy... if I talk to him I will let him know you are worried.
ReplyDeleteWith Wop sarcastic nature, he's probably doing a week in county for contempt of court.
ReplyDelete"Spurs has his hand in the barrell and is receiving compensation of Craigslist hookers."
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it.
Thanks Streets.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pam, DG is right. There are parental controls you can set up.
ReplyDeleteI gotcha spurs. I wasn't sure at first. Texas is a lot like Arkansas in that Carhart, 20x, Wrangler and Mossy Oak are considered designer labels.
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey has more mob ties than a Men's Wearhouse.
Parental Controls will never help you with self control.........
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDelete"Texas is a lot like Arkansas in that Carhart, 20x, Wrangler and Mossy Oak are considered designer labels."
I don't own any of that shit.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteBeautiful. Well written.
Hi Bitchhog. Where were you last night? In my inebriated state,I could've proposed to you instead of the second meanest woman on the Internet.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
"Texas is a lot like Arkansas in that Carhart, 20x, Wrangler and Mossy Oak are considered designer labels."
I don't own any of that shit."
You're not the typical Texan either. Even in Dallas you see men wearing cowboy boots with their Armani suits.
lol. I have self control, and luckily this is the only computer I access, I like living my life in a shell - the healthy kind of shell where you are doing good, and if the rest of the world lacks to see that than I choose not to read about how much of a horrible person I am, I have control on what I put into my mind
ReplyDelete"You're not the typical Texan either. Even in Dallas you see men wearing cowboy boots with their Armani suits."
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I've never seen that.
"Spurs, I own no Wrangler jeans, a few shirts maybe. My cowboy/redneck wardrobe has been sent on vacation indefinitely."
ReplyDeleteThat's great. You are like an alcoholic who's given up booze.
Hi, CBT. I saw your attempt at sweet-talking DG. You really are smooth. I am sure she was weak in the knees and swooning for you, you geezer.
ReplyDeleteI am going to ignore Pam's contradictory statement.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't lose any sleep as to what's written about you on thedirty.
SPURS FAN U MAFUCKER U LIKE HOW MY TEAM PLAY OK YES. I R MACHINE. WE R 17-3. SPURS SUCK TIMMY OLD MAN P.P.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I've seen the cowboy boots and suit thing in San Antone and Houston, too. Don't get me started on Odessa/Midland or Amarillo, either.
ReplyDeletePam why were you hanging with those old creepers in those new pics on thedirty?
ReplyDelete-MP
Thanks a lot "Sasha", but I don't think that was really you.
ReplyDeletePam, why was your top down in those pics on the dirty? and why were they promo pics?
ReplyDeleteI didn't see any "top down" pics anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThe first pic on the dirty of her. Her shirt is down.
ReplyDeleteBut spurs, just curious....Do you call it San Antonio or San Antone?
I call it San Antonio, but a ton of people say, "San Antone." Both in a county accent and a vaughto accent.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call it?
ReplyDeleteSan Antonio.
ReplyDeleteBH, I can see how cbt gets his sugarbabies now. He has a way with women with those impressive words.
Yeah, saying "San Antone" is for jackasses.
ReplyDelete"vaughto," Spurs?
ReplyDeleteIt used to drive me crazy when people would say "Jolly-iet" instead of "Joliet". It was usually people that would move up from southern Illinois or Missouri that would pronounce it like that.
ReplyDeleteBH:
ReplyDeleteVato.
"Yeah, saying "San Antone" is for jackasses"
ReplyDeleteThat is rather surprising that you don't say San Antone then.
Actually the "vatas" say that. But what do I know? I just live here.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, saying "San Antone" is for jackasses"
ReplyDeleteThat is rather surprising that you don't say San Antone then."
I should have know you were going to come back with something like that DG.
"BH said...
ReplyDeleteHi, CBT. I saw your attempt at sweet-talking DG. You really are smooth. I am sure she was weak in the knees and swooning for you, you geezer."
That was along the lines of getting drunk in a bar and going home at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2, except DG is a solid 6.322258.
Pam, your best option for that night at the club was Jon Gosselin and that is not saying much.
ReplyDeleteBe careful with the beer goggles now that you are 21.
"That was along the lines of getting drunk in a bar and going home at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2, except DG is a solid 6.322258."
ReplyDeleteThat last line will win her over for sure. Especially smooth was the "solid" thrown in.
DG - HI TUBBY.
ReplyDelete:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
On the rodeo circuit it's San Antone, the original name was San Antonio de Bexar.
ReplyDeleteBecause it's Bexar county CBT.
ReplyDeletePronounced "bear."
ReplyDeleteDG: Even without rum goggles you do look good in your Myspace picture. I apologize again for speculating on the appearance of your vagina.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteBecause it's Bexar county CBT."
Bexar county took it's name from the orignal town name. It's named after some saint named "Anthony" from a place in Spain named Bexar.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteThe "chia pet type adornment" was especially smooth.
Thanks for the smiley faces MP. How is everything from going from being a bottom to a top? Do you like the control? Are you finally walking a little better?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the history lesson CBT.
ReplyDeleteBéjar is a town and municipality in the province of Salamanca, western Spain, part of the autonomous community of Castile and Leon. It lies 72 km (45 mi) had a population of 15,016 as of 2007[update].
ReplyDeleteBéxar, a former spelling of Béjar, a city in the province of Salamanca in western Spain
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
The "chia pet type adornment" was especially smooth."
I said "without chia pet type adornment". The chia pet thing used to send Rocket Queen ballistic.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteYou really have no idea what I look like to give me anything on a scale with just a few pictures. I may be a 2 or I may be a 9. You will never know.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiley faces MP. How is everything from going from being a bottom to a top? Do you like the control? Are you finally walking a little better?"
Shit like this is what makes DG hot. Mean and hilarious at the same time.
I'm sure the chia pet comment made her go ballistic because she is such an animal lover even if the chia pet is really just a plant. She would probably get pissed at me if she knew I have thrown away stuffed animals.
ReplyDeleteDG: Unless you're using someone else's picture, you're a good looking woman. I personally don't believe in a ratings system for any person's appearance. There two categories, Attractive and Not Attractive, and the criteria for what's attractive vary from person to person depending on personal taste and perception.
ReplyDeleteNow I must take my leave. I'm having drinks (beer for me, and not very damn many of them) with a large breasted, blond 24 year old woman named Bobbi Jo. See y'all later tonight, maybe.
Have fun CBT. Is this going to cost you her rent for the month or her car payment?
ReplyDeleteBTW, the chia pet comments were an affront to RQ'standards of personal grooming.
ReplyDeleteI guess that would probably be determined on whether or not you come back on here tonight.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteHave fun CBT. Is this going to cost you her rent for the month or her car payment?"
I'm not sure yet. Hell, they all want something. Better to negotiate it up front.
Have fun with "Bobbi Jo" CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with all the women with "Jo" as part of their names?
Also, I didn't know there were 24yr olds named Bobbi Jo. I'd check her ID. I thought that name went out of the baby name book in 1959.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteI guess that would probably be determined on whether or not you come back on here tonight."
I'll be back on sometime tonight. Her babysitter has to be home by 10:30.
You keep it classy CBT.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteAlso, I didn't know there were 24yr olds named Bobbi Jo. I'd check her ID. I thought that name went out of the baby name book in 1959."
I'm in Arkansas. The only baby name books there are here are from 1959.
I don't know for sure what this chick wants. She's a salesperson, too, funny as all hell. She's after something. Whatever she wants, and they all want something (money, a stepdaddy for their unruly rugrats, whatever), I haven't figured it out yet and she hasn't said yet.
You are back from your date already CBT? What happened man?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say that's pretty cynical CBT.
ReplyDeleteOr you could use the term careful. That might work.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou are back from your date already CBT? What happened man?"
This wasn't a date, it was drinks. That's like interview step of the process. She's fun, I've known her awhile from local media stuff. Marital status is "Fluid", two kids, absentee husband, intial divorce proceedings, blah, blah. It ain't time yet for this one, I think. I sense major drama. Maybe when her marital status is no longer "Fluid".
ROI is important, here, too. I'm a careful motherfucker, now, anyway.
CBT, did you drive the babysitter home?
ReplyDeleteand what is ROI?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteReturn On Investment.
Hi, Spurs! How is your evening of living vicariously through CBT?
ReplyDelete:)
CBT:
ReplyDeleteSo you don't think that one woman and you will be taking turns on Bobbi Jo?
This place has a very strong "small town mentality". There ain't shit to do here but drink and get in other folks business. I have to be pretty careful. I fit well in the cae business because carsalesmen are held to absolutely no standard of personal behavior short of felony charges and some of those are negotiable. This is different, I have to act right.
ReplyDeleteHello Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteOh it's so great, thank you. I feel like all of a sudden I have game.
Aren't you in the town you normally are in CBT?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
So you don't think that one woman and you will be taking turns on Bobbi Jo?"
I haven't seen Chaz in awhile, summer of 08 the last time. She got a steady girlfriend around then. Heather figured that Chaz and I had been more than just friends
and they ended up in Lesbian domestic disturbances after I'd come around. I left for Tupelo August 1st and haven't seen her since.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAren't you in the town you normally are in CBT?"
I am. Why?
Well, when you and "Chaz" were out banging the town, I thought you were in the same town you are in now, but I guess not.
ReplyDeleteI left Little Rock for Tupelo in August 08. Left Tupelo for Mountain Home in November of 08. Chaz and a I did our thing from the first of 06 up to May or June of 08 when she met Heather. We were in Little Rock then, she in Hot Springs now.
ReplyDeleteNow I get it. You didn't stay long in Tupelo, did you?
ReplyDeleteI thought Bobbi Jo was off limits due to he deployed husband?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? What are you doing tonight?
ReplyDeleteWell I was trying to hook my new fridge up to the water line but that didnt work. My bosses brought it over for me because home depot couldnt for at least a week and my old fridge broke so I needed it asap... I have two fridges in my house at the moment one, the new one is sitting in the hallway that leads to my kids' rooms lol
ReplyDeleteAlso I talked to Wop, he is good and will be back soon. I told him we all missed his smart ass haha
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of your bosses to do that. That's pretty cool of them. So what are you going to do with the other one.
ReplyDeleteSo you have a pic for Elfie and a pic for Elfie Streets?
ReplyDeleteNice.
Hey, that's cool you talked to Wopness. I'm glad he's doing good.
ReplyDeleteTupelo was a great experience that ended in a supernova of the most awesome proportions. I'd contracted out to a Toyota store in Tupelo to set up their Internet sales and Business Development Center. A friend of mine that I'd worked with off and on for 10 years had left LR and taken a job there as General Manager. He's a 5' 4" Vietnamese redneck. He'd talked me into staying in Tupelo and coming to work for the store full time. I liked Tupelo and decided to stay. 1st of October, I went back to LR, gave up the house I was renting and hauled all my worldly possessions to Tupelo where I put it in storage. Two weeks later shit blew up. It started when our black ghetto ass GSM pulled a gun on one of our salespeople drove him 40 miles out into the woods and dumped him off, after stomping on his cell phone because he thought the salesman was fucking my buddy's wife. Wrong thing for a black man to do to a white boy in Tupelo, Mississippi. When the owners started digging into that deal, they found out my buddy had two girlfriends across the line in Alabama driving around in high dollar used car inventory with Mississippi dealer tags. Then they figured out we were $2000 too deep in every pice of used inventory. Shit went downhill from there. About that same time I found out my sister had breast cancer so when me and little Huy found ourselves in Tupelo unemployed and afoot, I loaded my clothes in a pickup truck off their used car lot and got one of the salesmen to drive me up here. I kicked the renters out of my grandmother's old house, moved in there and went to fucking with this radio gig.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI thought Bobbi Jo was off limits due to he deployed husband?"
She's legally seperated now and this was more of a scouting mission than anything else.
Well it doesn't work at all so they are going to come pick it up tomorrow and take it to the dump... it was so old (1987) I was trying to hold off on replacing the appliances until I was finished with redoing the kitchen but they keep breaking on me!
ReplyDeleteAnd he found the "field" was full of land mines Streets.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you got that much time out of your refigerator? That's really good.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Tip from a hillbilly. You take that broken fridge and you put it out on your front porch where it belongs. Then take a picture of it there and send it to RQ. She'll write a fucking book here (like I just did).
ReplyDeleteOh I see CBT... I have a ridiculous memory sorry.
ReplyDeleteI just got done eating tamales, they were soooooo good.
What are you doing tonight Spurs? I'm thinking about drinking cause it Thursday and the week is almost over, want to take an internet shot with me?
Sorry for the book about Tupelo. I thought Spurs might enjoy because it has all kinds of fucked up car business shit in it.
ReplyDeleteTamales? Sounds great. What kind?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as an inernet shot? Well, I would, but I have no booze here.
What are you going to drink?
No Elife, your memory's fine. The last time I said anythingn about Bobbi Jo she was still off limits. Her situation has changed since then.
ReplyDeleteWell I only got a little over a year out of Spurs cause it came with the house haha but yeah that is a very long time, probably one of the first side by sides made. I bought another side by side in stainless, I almost bought one of the ones with the french door tops and freezer drawer on bottom but the set-up of my kitchen made it prohibitive.
ReplyDeleteNo booze for me tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks the set up of your kitchen made it "prohibitive." (smooth choice of words)
ReplyDeleteThey are red chile and so so good!
ReplyDeleteI think I might drink some riesling instead of shot, for someone who hardly drinks I sure have a lot of booze in my house.
I was also deposed today about the car accident. that sucked.
Prohibitive was a nice usage.
ReplyDeleteRed chile is good.
ReplyDeleteI'll take a shot with you in spirit Streets.
And crap, I forgot to ask about your meeting with your lawyers yesterday, how did that go?
Do you think the deposition went well?
ReplyDeleteIt's probably a good idea to wait until Bobbi Jo's status is less fluid CBT. People going through divorces, break-ups and seperations are walking pain in the asses... I mean if you ae trying to date them that is.
ReplyDeleteElfie, there a lot of potential for major volcanic drama in this situation. I also forgot to mention I found out who her dad was. Her dad (dead now) and her uncle were two guys I used smoke a lot of weed with in high school. No a major thing, but uncomfortable. My antennae says RUN LIKE A STRIPE ASSED APE!
ReplyDeleteI am the vocab queen, no lie.
ReplyDeleteIt went ok, they asked a million questions, then complimented my jacket haha. I was wearing a black and white houndstooth 3/4 length wool coat. I was fine when they were asking me about my treatment but when they asked to me retell the events of the accident I started shaking and couldn't stop myself from crying, how embarassing. It's totally awkward to cry in front of complete strangers.
Spurs read that long ass Tupelo story. You'll understand it.
ReplyDeleteOh no, no, no. Not "awkward" at all. What it is is very very good for your case.
ReplyDeleteCrying in front of complete strangers always fucks me up, too, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteBut that's cool they complimented your jacket Streets.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI understood the story completely.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOh no, no, no. Not "awkward" at all. What it is is very very good for your case."
Spurs: You might actually be a better lawyer than Wop. Did you watch a lot of "Matlock" when you were a little kid?
No I didn't. But when it comes to stuff like that, I can see the "light at the end of the tunnel" so to speak.
ReplyDeleteThat looked really good for Streets.
Totally awkward and I am sure it had no bearing good or bad on my case. I really hate crying in front of anyone, I am usually a rock, man. Not sure what happened?
ReplyDeleteDid your lawyers say anything to you when you were done?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll tell you what happened---it's very apparent that you still have emotional "scarring" from this incident.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
I understood the story completely."
There was also an attempted bribe to the Tupelo Zoning Commission, me and a lawyer's wife, me running over the hood of a Mustang parked in Woody's Place's parking lot with the Tundra I was driving for a Demo, My buddy turning a metal storage building behind the dealership into a really nice party palace with money charged to the Service Department and then throwing some nice parties there. The Finance Manager's, who also moved from LR, wife was having an affair with the son of a local politician who got busted on Natchez Trace with a bunch of pills while she was with him. You know, trivial shit.
Spurs is right, Elfie is still quite traumatized by her exeperience.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, sounds like a real wholesome atmosphere you were at.
ReplyDeleteHe said I did well, along with a few fatherly comments of encouragement. He is a really nice guy.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I really am, I do not go down the street it happened on which sucks because it is the only major street that I can use to get to my son's school. I take the residential streets which takes an additional 10 mins every morning. I forgot to tell them that part... opps.
Hey, that's good your lawyer said you did well. And I don't doubt that you are still traumatized by the accident.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wouldn't worry about not telling them that part of your situation.
ReplyDeleteSo where is everyone tonight? I have not been feeling very funny lately but DG has been tearing it up the past few days.
ReplyDeleteRQ is MIA, I bet she is roaming the valley in search of a plastic surgeon willing to inject her with amounts of restylane that far exceed the recommended dosages. She is also on the lookout for a primary care MD who gives out scripts like candy... I heard Dr. Conrad Murray is available.
I think DG's internet isn't available tonight Streets.
ReplyDeleteAs far as RQ? I'm not sure where she is. Hopefully she'll check in sometime soon.
So have you done a shot yet?
ReplyDeleteOr drank some riesling? (what is that anyway?)
ReplyDeleteYes, it would be nice to have her around again. I hope she is doing ok.
ReplyDeleteI even miss the old bitch.
ReplyDeleteriesling is, is ummm delicious! It's a type of wine, very drinkable. I did not take a shot, I thought about making a pina colada but I forgot that the last time I went out I let one of my friends drink it while I was getting ready.
ReplyDeletedrink the rum that is...
ReplyDeleteriesling = sweet, white German wine. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteI need to try some riesling sometime.
ReplyDeleteI think I am going to go take a hot bath, drink another glass of wine and read a book. I'll probably be back on in a little while.
ReplyDeleteRum!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
riesling is ridiculously delicious... captain is my main man though. captain and sprite with a little bit of grenadine and a cherry, tastes like a red cream soda.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Philistine. I like cheap Dago red wine that tastes like grape soda with alcohol. Riunite Lambrusco. Gauranteed hangover from hell.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: You ever a song called "Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford?
ReplyDelete*You ever hear a song*
ReplyDeleteOh I love Lambrusco too! I have a big bottle in my fridge.
ReplyDeleteI generally keep a jug of it around, too.
ReplyDeleteElfie Whore Breath loves anything with booze in it, just saying.
ReplyDeleteRun where CBT? Whats youre obsession with telling people to RUN!!! all the time? You Run.
ReplyDeleteDrew got me my own parrot sized laptop! I still want the stylish track suit and gold chain for Christmas, though. Can I Drew?
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ReplyDeleteYoure such a pimp Avery.
ReplyDeleteCBT said rum not run anon.
ReplyDeleteWrinkled chode breath Big Drew... not true. I do not like most vodkas, I do not like any type of malt beverage, I do not wine coolers, I do not like beer, except for a sip or two while eating a lemon with salt on it. I do not like gold shlagger or jager. I also do not really like whiskey.. no Jack and coke for me.
Drew I realize you wish you were as discerning with pussy as I am with alcohol but I will not hold it against you, you were dealt an ugly hand of cards... you cannot help your desperation.
Drew's Crown Victoria is quite distinct with it's black and white, two tone paint scheme with the primer accents where the Asbury Park Police Department emblems were.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me if my comments are slow. My new laptop is connected to the Internet through his cell phone company's service. What does .02384G mean?
Bath now... Calgon take me away.
ReplyDeleteRum Anonymous, I was screaming in horror because I got tore down on Bacardi last night and e-proposed to Dirtygirl. Rum is no, now.
ReplyDeleteAvery: It means you have an Internet connection more fucked up that Verizon.
ReplyDeleteOh before I go, CBT do you know a song called "One tin Soldier"?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bald Hillbilly In a Suit. Hannah Lecter says that you have to drink water from a stream and defecate in a shantylike building over a hole in the ground. Is that true?
ReplyDelete"Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend, do it in the name of Heaven, jusify it to the end..."
ReplyDelete"There won't be any trumpets blowing, come the judgement day. On the bloody morning after...One Tin Soldier Rides away."
ReplyDeleteYes, that song!
ReplyDeleteMy son came home singng that exact song yesterday haha, gotta love hippy schooling.
I was an officer in my church youth group when I was teenager. We sang that song everywhere from Lucy, Jamaica to Harlin, Kentucky.
ReplyDeleteThe song "One Tin Soldier" is from Godspell.
ReplyDeleteAvery: RQ is wrong. I have running water in the house.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna kill you before Wop does. Unlike Wop, I will actually fry your little bird ass up and eat you like mini fried chicken.
I prefer the song by When in Rome,
ReplyDelete"I Promise."
excuse me, "The Promise"
ReplyDeleteBald Hillbilly In A Suit: I do not understand your harsh reaction. Hannah Lecter said that, not me. I admire you because you really anger Hannah Lecter. She is angry at you and my roomie, Drew, because you both rejected her for prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteI can assure I do not taste like fried. If such was the case, Hannah Lecter would have used me as garnish for roast leg of wino a long time ago.
I actually love that song Anon and my son knows it as well, altough he did not learn that at school.
ReplyDeleteAll right Avery. It's cool. I won't cook you. You don't look all that appetizing. Wop'll get you anyway.
ReplyDeleteGood night y'all. After last night, today was a long fucking day.
Drew and I are having a Domino's Pizza sent here. It is half Supreme and half birdseed . I am very excited. Living with Drew is so much better than living with Hannah Lecter. Tomorrow night Drew and I will go to the Tki Bar and play "Pirates In Khaki". Everytime we go there Drew finds very sexy fat girls to have sex with, for free.
ReplyDelete