Yes, I know I'm a day late on this (as a couple of asshole anonymous commenters have stated in the past, this isn't exactly the place for breaking news), but it's a little strange the husband doesn't want an autopsy. Even stranger than the guy even being able to pull Brittany. Wonder if drugs are involved? Anyway, I really enjoyed her on King of the Hill. That show is funny.
Oh, and tomorrow I'm working on a post that states the world is round.
good to see you are still alive spurs fan.
ReplyDeleteI just went to a Star Trek Convention. My mom and I had the greatest Borg costumes.
ReplyDeleteThanks "Spurs Fan", but that's not where I went.
ReplyDeleteThanks anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I really went to a Dungeons and Dragons convention. I didn't want to sound like a super nerd.
ReplyDeleteNo, "Spurs Fan", guess again. So we have a fake "Spurs Fan" and an "Evil Spurs Fan" now.
ReplyDeleteSweet.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteYou make a good point there.
It's obvious he wasn't a coke head, maybe Britney was and he's trying to protect her image.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous has a sex doll made from used Pampers.
ReplyDeleteGuess there won't be anymore "rollin with the homies" :(
ReplyDeleteAre you making a joke there Streets about someone's death? Santa is watching you. Be careful.
ReplyDeleteBut no, there will be no more "rolling with the homies." : (
thats sad I liked her. Why couldnt it be like a tara reid or something
ReplyDeleteby the way there are lots of fat coke heads... TRUST ME
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree with you. There are lots of fat coke heads.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes there are fat coke heads, famous examples are Chris Farley, Jim Belushi ect... My ex actually gained weight when he started doing drugs, his once very handsome face is now bloated and disfugured looking. He is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as if you ex's could make up an America's Most Wanted list.
I was in jail once, and beat the shit outta elfies ex.. it was a covert op
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I am Santa...
ReplyDeleteand yes I am known in my circle of friends for making off-color jokes at the most inappropriate of times.
Good for you Wopness. Seems like you did a service for mankind.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWell, I've been really nice this year. I hope you leave something under my tree. Even though I don't have one.
And your are known for making "inappropriate off-color jokes?"
Join the crowd.
Haha I am usually referring to the same ex...
ReplyDeleteWop~ You know he went to Jr high with us too, I think you were in the same grade as his older brother Gus.
*you* are known
ReplyDeleteStreets, I had a dog named Gus when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteWell that's nice Spurs. I had both a brother in-law and a father in-law that were named Gus and they were both dogs. Conincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's just my baby daddy. haha
ReplyDeletea couple of fat coke heads that come to mind are: chris farley and john belushi.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNo coincidence.
oh yeah...and artie lange.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteArtie Lange is a good call. That dude is made of coke.
coke doesnt make you lose your appetite, it just makes you numb and able to drink all fucking night long.
ReplyDeleteWop~ I can't believe I hadn't told you that before. haha @ you calling him "Jasper"
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteSeems you might have experimented with the "nose candy" before.
the people you expect to die young didnt, like robert downey jr. or axl rose.
ReplyDeletei only smelled it once or twice.
ReplyDeleteGood call. Robert Downey Jr. should have died for sure.
ReplyDeleteAnother one? Ozzie Osbourne.
Haha @ "i only smelled it once or twice."
ReplyDeleteozzy should have been dead 4 eons ago.
ReplyDeleteHe should have been. He might live to be 200.
ReplyDeletei bet theres a necrophiliac mortician in hollywood thats getting his christmas bonus early this year.
ReplyDeleterEAL tALK - i HAVE FOUGHT THAT FUCKING IDIOT BEFORE... HIT HIM WITH BRASS KNUCKLES TOO.. We used to beef with all those cocksuckers on the regular... FUCK ASU
ReplyDelete"i bet theres a necrophiliac mortician in hollywood thats getting his christmas bonus early this year."
ReplyDeleteThat's fucked up and hilarious at the same time.
hey....we all know theres people who dig that dead lay kinda shit.
ReplyDeleteHe has a wife who enables him just enough for him to get high as a kite but not too much as to kill him. Or he is just a lucky batard...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeletePelican.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteI'd go with lucky bastard.
Shit Elfie I cant believe thats him... OOOoooo my blood is boiling just thinking about him...
ReplyDeleteElfie - You ever hear about the park fight? What about the swan shoot out? what about good ol Catalina Street? AKA "Beirut Street"
ReplyDeleteTell Little Richard I said Fuck him too
Wop~ haha... ummmm haha. I've "fought" with him too, unfortunately I did not have brass knuckles and I am 1ft 2inches shorter and 100lbs lighter. Needless to say I lost that "fight".
ReplyDeleteBe careful Wopness. No reason for you to have a heart attack too.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of any of those things? Shoot out? I never knew about shooting of any kind that he was involved in.
ReplyDeleteLittle Richard is in prison and will be for quite some time. He used to own the short-lived club "Envy" until he got busted for being a major drug dealer.
Wopness, if your Giants lose to the Redskins tonight, are you going to blow your brains out?
ReplyDeleteElfie - Oh yeah, I heard about that actually... Fuck little richard anyway midget mother fucker
ReplyDeleteSpurs: No it doesnt matter our season is already long gone after the Eagles game, which is why i was so mad at that loss
Spurs: you dont even know man, me and my friends had a long standing war with elfie's baby daddy and them in the 90's... some real shit happened.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute Wopness. It's like the Montagues and Capulets.
ReplyDelete"T-Town?"
ReplyDeleteGangsta.
Since finding out who my ex do you still want to marry me Wop? haha
ReplyDeleteA pussy Streets, that's who.
ReplyDeleteExactly Spurs... and you know what's worse? It was less fighting and more taking out life's frustrations on a 105lb human punching bag... even more pussy-ish.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. That's weak.
ReplyDeleteI think I killed the thread... sorry guys :(
ReplyDeleteNo, you didn't.
ReplyDeleteElfie - one thing I have learned throughout life, and that is you cant judge somebody by their ex's. We all date below us and sleezebags at one point or another... Hell I've had more than my fair share
ReplyDeleteThey are probably saying the same thing about you Wopness.
ReplyDeleteHe probably had a lot of life frustrations too that bitch
ReplyDeleteShe was probably just sick of you CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Saying what about me?
ReplyDelete"We all date below us and sleezebags at one point or another"
ReplyDeleteI was referring to what the ladies you dated are saying. It's a joke man, calm down.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteShe was probably just sick of you CBT."
Nah, I wasn't such a jaded bastard back then, she was just evil. She was redheaded, Irish and from Missouri.
I've had two fathers-in-law. One was named Homer, the second was Johnny Cletus. I wish I was lyin' about that. Homer was an ass, JC was one of the nicest people I've ever known.
Spurs: I wasnt un-calm, just curious what you were referring to. That was funny, and to tell you the truth I bet a few are.
ReplyDeleteCBT~ I didn't used to be "feisty" but since then I have become less able to deal with disrespect from men and am known to lose my shit when that happens in my presense. I figure I already know what it's like to be hit by a man, I'm unafraid.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT~ I didn't used to be "feisty" but since then I have become less able to deal with disrespect from men and am known to lose my shit when that happens in my presense. I figure I already know what it's like to be hit by a man, I'm unafraid."
I like feisty, I'm out on psycho.
I worship the seat cushion you park your fine ass on.
CBT: You are always a pain in the ass Im sure
ReplyDeleteWop, I can't help it that my ex-wife and my girlfriend didn't get along.
ReplyDeletewe love you cbt - no homo
ReplyDeleteRIP - This Thread
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanks a lot homo.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Wop, I think.
ReplyDeleteActually I am a pain in the ass. For example, when I bring clothes home from the dry cleaner's they have to be rehung on wooden hangers, no plastic, no wire.
Kitchens must be operating room clean, same with bathrooms.
Spurs, Mediterranean people get emotional during the holidays, it's in Wop's genes.
ReplyDeleteSoapbox time. It's "Merry fucking Christmas", not "Happy fucking Holidays". At least here in the hills nobody says "Happy Holidays". Our religious differences are Catholic versus Protestant and Baptist versus Methodist.
I still haven't gotten used to food cooked by white people. One thing that really fucks me up is going through drive thrus here. I'm still not used to having some blond, blue eyed example of Hitler's genetic wet dream hand me my burger.
shut up spurs you are gay
ReplyDeleteok...anyone can call me what they want but if some broad comes at me im gonna do my best to defend myself...not necessarily hit her but i will put her in a submission hold like maybe a full nelson....if she keeps coming at me i will give her a falcon punch. but i will never be the first to attack.
ReplyDeleteI hate white people CBT
ReplyDeletecbt hates anyone thats not white.
ReplyDelete"Spurs, Mediterranean people get emotional during the holidays, it's in Wop's genes"
ReplyDeleteWhat gayness? So you think people are actually born that way?
Anonymous, what's a falcon punch?
ReplyDeleteI hate people in general... white, black, brown, yellow they are all fucking obnoxious.
ReplyDeletea falcon punch is an uppercut to the twat.
ReplyDeletehey...there are some women that think its ok to kick a man in the nuts, i think its ok to punch her in the baby maker. equal rights, right?
ReplyDeleteYou are a Renaissance Man.
ReplyDeletesometimes. only on days that end with 'y'.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt hates anyone thats not white.
Not at all true. I prefer the company of black folks, there just ain't none here.
And yes, I believe most gay people are born gay. The genetic predisposition is readily apparent in the group I call "PE Coach Lesbians". They are physically different from other women.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to dislike people based on the color of their skin. There are too many other, better reasons to hate them.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehey...there are some women that think its ok to kick a man in the nuts, i think its ok to punch her in the baby maker. equal rights, right?"
Only if the bitch is the same size you are and just as strong.
the legs muscles are the second strongest muscles in the human body and thats what they use to damage our nuts....so a falcon punch to the axe wound should be about equal.
ReplyDelete"The genetic predisposition is readily apparent in the group I call "PE Coach Lesbians"."
ReplyDeleteTrue.
Good use of reasoning Anonymous.
ReplyDeletethanks.
ReplyDeleteBlack women will stand up and fight like a man, and whip a man's ass frequently. That's the real reason brothers like white girls.
ReplyDeleteIs that Artie Lange she married? Btw, what's up all
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? That's funny. He does look like Artie Lange.
ReplyDeleteHow have you been?
No problem anonymous.
ReplyDelete"Black women will stand up and fight like a man, and whip a man's ass frequently."
ReplyDeleteCBT has gotten his ass kicked by a black woman. Guaranteed.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Black women will stand up and fight like a man, and whip a man's ass frequently."
CBT has gotten his ass kicked by a black woman. Guaranteed."
I haven't, but the black dudes I used to work with were always coming to work beat the fuck up by their old ladies.
how do you give a black guy a black eye? impossible!
ReplyDeleteThe black women I've dated were all about Elfie's size or smaller, they all woulda stabbed me if we'd had a "domestic disturbance". I never have messed with a big ol' "Shaniqua" black chick.
ReplyDeleteAnother good point anonymous. You are full of wisdom today.
ReplyDeleteits the holiday remy martin. just kidding.
ReplyDelete"The black women I've dated were all about Elfie's size or smaller"
ReplyDeleteSmaller? What were they CBT? Dolls?
kids.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you are anonymous.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehow do you give a black guy a black eye? impossible!"
Black guys black eyes are purple. This dude I used to work with shocked the shit out of me when he married a sistah. I knew the guy for 18 years and all he ever dated was white chicks. His black wife sent his ass to the hospital on their honeymoon.
Kids. That's funny. They probably were.
ReplyDeleteI've been good man, just busy as hell getting X-mas gifts and work. This week is slow so I'll probably hang around. Also, saw something I thought you might enjoy:
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/nba/dailydime/_/page/dime-091119-20/weekend-dime-picking-decade-best
cbt, i sent you an e-card...check it out.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Micha (Rudi Huxtable to Wop), was only 4'11" and 98 pounds.
ReplyDelete"His black wife sent his ass to the hospital on their honeymoon."
ReplyDeleteYou have met the biggest cast of clowns CBT.
"Spurs, Micha (Rudi Huxtable to Wop), was only 4'11" and 98 pounds."
ReplyDeleteAnd 15.
cbt fucked the olsen twins........before they were famous.
ReplyDeleteBrittany Murphy,, loved her in 8 mile and the movie where she says "I'll never tell" over and over.. She was hot, talented, and hella funny. What I don't get is why she got married to that fat slob,, db looking dude. Who is that guy?? Drew's loser 3rd cousin?? I mean is this dude well known or what.
ReplyDeleteRIP B
That's cool Francis. I was wondering where you've been. I hope I can throw some decent posts up this week.
ReplyDeleteThat's a large hope though.
I'll check the link out.
What's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I'll check it out when I get to the house. My idiot engineer added hotmail to the list of blocked sites this weekend.
her husband was a screenwriter. so she just wanted job security.
ReplyDeleteNot much CBT.....you still livin' the dream down in Arkansas?
ReplyDeleteyou can also use englishtunnel.com to go to blocked sites.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up other anonymous? I've always wondered what rock that slob crawled out from under as well. I mean he wasn't famous.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt fucked the olsen twins........before they were famous."
I did not, but I'd hit the one that eats now that they're grown up.
Oh, I see he was a screenwriter. Didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteoh, and cbt fucked that chick in hansen.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteyou can also use englishtunnel.com to go to blocked sites."
Cool. Thanks.
no problem cbt.
ReplyDeleteFrancis,
ReplyDeleteThat was cool man, thanks for the link. I agree with that. Spurs being the "Franchise of the Decade" while the Lakers had the best team of the decade.
what? damn, i thought nobody has heard of englishtunnel!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with Finals Performance of the Decade and Game of the Decade too Francis.
ReplyDeletego to this site. it has fresh proxy sites listed.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tech-faq.com/proxy.shtml
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure MP will come over and disagree, since he has a man crush on Kobe
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhat? damn, i thought nobody has heard of englishtunnel!!"
Wiseman (the engineer) is a super geek.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteHe would disagree for sure.
http://www.tech-faq.com/proxy.shtml
ReplyDeleteThat's blocked, too. Apparently he's honed in on the word "proxy" in urls.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
I'm sure MP will come over and disagree, since he has a man crush on Kobe"
I doubt it's a man crush.
http://tmznow.cc.co
ReplyDeletetry that one cbt.
Anon~ I thought the same things about her as well, it's very sad she's died. Sometimes people fall in love with people that other people do not find attractive.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ One of my best friend's is smaller than me, she's only 4'10" but a bit thicker than I am. I always joke that I keep her around so I can feel tall. I also constantly ask her if she'd like to sit in my son's booster seat when we ride in my car and make funny comments about her likeness to a child.
I notice RQ and DG haven't left many comments lately. Did they both find dudes?
ReplyDeleteor grek.info
ReplyDeleteThat one's blocked, too.
ReplyDelete"Spurs~ One of my best friend's is smaller than me, she's only 4'10" but a bit thicker than I am. I always joke that I keep her around so I can feel tall. I also constantly ask her if she'd like to sit in my son's booster seat when we ride in my car and make funny comments about her likeness to a child."
ReplyDeleteBeautiful story Streets.
or....just wait until you get home, i guess.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteRQ still checks the site out. And DG's computer is jacked up.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteI notice RQ and DG haven't left many comments lately. Did they both find dudes?"
I understand that DG's computer has been inop. My guess as to RQ is that she's no longer an outpatient looney toon.
That's cool, I was curious to hear how DG's speed dating went
ReplyDeleteHas anyone looked closely at Francis' profile picture? Funny shit.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteAsk Elfie. She was supposed to go along.
Yeah, I've looked. It is funny.
ReplyDeleteWe haven't gone yet Francis
ReplyDeleteSo what's the lowdown Elfie? How was it?
ReplyDeleteBe honest CBT......how many times you had Gonorrhea?
ReplyDeletecbt, i have to agree with you about your speed dating, because of the ratio aspect. at least one has to say yes. and it has worked for me.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteCBT left out this part (after the women get done laughing at him):
An offer of $200.
$200 to see their boobs.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteMost 13-15 year olds haven't contracted Gonorrhea yet.
So he's safe.
lol....fucking spurs.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteAnd $25 if he can keep their training bras.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteBe honest CBT......how many times you had Gonorrhea?"
I never have, or anything else for that matter. I found out when I was 10 that I was allergic to penicillin. I was wrapping up long before it was fashionable.
Glad you liked that one anonymous.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
Most 13-15 year olds haven't contracted Gonorrhea yet.
So he's safe."
Easy now. I'm serious about low end cutoff ages. That's why I know the age of consent in all fifty states.
'That's why I know the age of consent in all fifty states.'
ReplyDeleteis that why you vacation in thailand?
My goal for '09 was to only date women who can get into bars with their own ID. 6 out of 9 isn't bad.
ReplyDelete"Easy now. I'm serious about low end cutoff ages. That's why I know the age of consent in all fifty states."
ReplyDeleteCBT:
You are like the Warren Jeffs of the internet world.
"My goal for '09 was to only date women who can get into bars with their own ID. 6 out of 9 isn't bad."
ReplyDeleteGive me a fucking break.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete'That's why I know the age of consent in all fifty states.'
is that why you vacation in thailand?"
I do not vacation in Thailand, not yet anyway.
ew.
ReplyDeleteWho is Warren Jeffs?
ReplyDeleteDamn, that would have been funny had you known who it was. He was that FLDS leader who was busted banging all those young chicks.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't have been 6 out of 9 if 4 of my "exes" hadn't turned 21 in the last 18 months.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDamn, that would have been funny had you known who it was. He was that FLDS leader who was busted banging all those young chicks."
I remember that story now. The LDS has a racket.
Yeah they do. That screwball was holed up in a compound here in south Texas.
ReplyDeletehe had a small town here in arizona.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that guy had places all over the country. The amazing thing is he was able to be on the run that long.
ReplyDeletepre-paid debit cards, cash, and womens disguises.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep that in mind if I ever need to go on the run.
ReplyDeleteFor all the big brother technology we supposedly have, it's remarkably easy to disappear. I did for a couple of years, dodging my ex wife and her bloodsucking attorneys.
ReplyDeleteanother example is osama....with all our military might and fancy surveillance satellites and secret ops we still cant find where the fuck he is.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that scumbag has been on the run long enough. You know, I read where some Seal or other special op had the opportunity to put a bullet in Osama's head, but was nixed from the higher ups.
ReplyDeleteI had a chick that worked in a hotel in Virginia where I stayed for a week use my credit card number to charge up 5k back in 2007. Now I travel with a prepaid debit card. They can't steal more than what you load on the fucker. I won't use a debit card tied to my bank account for anything other than ATM withdrawals, either.
ReplyDeleteand cash leaves no paper trail.
ReplyDeleteMy Pakistani friends both claimed that people they knew in the Pakistani military said Bin Laden never made it out of Tora Bora and that the Bush Administration knew he was dead. It's hard to get a country to continue a war with a dead guy.
ReplyDeleteThat's good thinking CBT. So what happened to the lady? Did you press charges?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteand cash leaves no paper trail."
I paid cash for a flight from Denver to little Rock back in 2007 and I still get flagged for super special TSA screening because of it.
i dont know cbt. didnt osama also release a videotape shortly after obama got elected?
ReplyDeleteYeah he did. Osama isn't dead.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's good thinking CBT. So what happened to the lady? Did you press charges?"
Yeah, I had to to get Chase to cancel out the charges. She plead guilty to some lesser offense.
'I paid cash for a flight from Denver to little Rock back in 2007 and I still get flagged for super special TSA screening because of it.'
ReplyDeletedoes that mean you have to get the body opening searches?
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei dont know cbt. didnt osama also release a videotape shortly after obama got elected?"
He's released 4 videos since Tora Bora. The only group that can verify that Bin Laden is the guy in the videos is the Company and they have a vested interest in him still being alive and a threat.
Anonymous, they just pull me off to the side and go over me with the wands whether i make the metal detector beep or not. There aren't any body cavity searches, at least not yet.
ReplyDeleteThe TSA people seem embarrassed having to make a guy in a cowboy hat go through that. They're always very apologetic, except the assholes in Philly.
I remember back in college a buddy of mine was talking about which girls would "put out". I told him they'll all put out if you ask them the right way.
ReplyDeleteCBT said: "I remember back in college a buddy of mine was talking about which guys would "put out". I told him they'll all put out if you ask them the right way, and if not you anal rape them. He said thanks for the advise and let me suck his pecker"
ReplyDeleteThats gross CBT, and way to much info
I don't believe that's what I said Wop. That sounds more like a Cadamino Man comment.
ReplyDeleteAw man I miss that fucker
ReplyDeletehe would have me dying!
So Wop, is it a slow day in the ambulance chasing world?
ReplyDeleteCadamino Man would have been funnier to me if I didn't live a couple of miles closer to pavement than some folks that acted pretty much like the shit he talked about.
ReplyDeleteyeah its slow... plus I settled a case for 245K, so I am not really motivated anyway at this point
ReplyDelete