Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year--from Pam and Marvin



Happy New Year to you too. Frankly Pam, I think your New Year's resolution should be not to make that stupid kissy face pose anymore. You aren't a goldfish.

And as far as Marvin? Even though he completely skipped the shout out that you gave me, I won't mention the fact he set himself up to be ripped at the 2:13 mark. I think his New Year's resolution should be to clean up that mouth of his (not with jizz).

Anyway, Happy New Year to the both of you and to everyone (yeah, that's all I have. I save my thoughtful writing for my part time job at Hallmark).

68 comments:

  1. Hey congrats! I wish I could say you won something, but you didn't.

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  2. Man this video makes me look stupid. At least marvin spoke less but made more of an "effect "

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  3. The video doesn't make you look stupid Pam. That just comes naturally (sorry, couldn't help it).

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  4. Asshole.

    I am so frigidity in all of my videos I have ever made. People always say I am on drugs or something, but even when I was seven I would get detention for circling the class room when I Was antsy lol

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  5. Did that gay dude just say he had a train ran on him?? hahaha.. wow. Pam Puckfish face,, stop making that fish face for 2010. Anyways Happy New Year's to Spursfan and all!! okok,, just got home, the sun is up,, i'm going to bed.

    SWFL
    OUT

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  6. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Marvin is probably a bottom.......Happy New Year everyone.

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  7. Oh sweet Jesus. I should've known better than to spend New Year's Eve at the Electric Cowboy. Alyssa got her fake ID taken away down in the River Market at Ernie Biggs. The door guys at the Cowboy know me and let whoever is with me in without carding them so we went there. I literally had to carry her out of the place and the fucking wolf ate me again last night, but he ain't got to the "shit me off a bluff" part yet. I'm going back to bed for awhile.

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  8. Happy New Year everyone!

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  9. i think cbt went to the blue oyster. happy nude year.

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  10. Anonymous:

    If you got home at sunrise, I'm guessing you had a good time.

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  11. Francis:

    That's not a limb. That's a twig.

    But Marvin does seem like a funny guy. By that, I mean humor.

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  12. CBT:

    So she passed out? Isn't that usually your M.O.?

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  13. DG:

    Happy New Year to you as well.

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  14. Oh, and anonymous, CBT, and Francis:

    Happy New Year to you three as well.

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  15. About New Year's resolutions; I made one in 1990 that I have yet to break. It was to not make anymore fucking New Year's resolutions.

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  16. That's good getting them to pass out isn't your M.O. CBT.

    And as far as the Blue Oyster? It's a gay bar. Haven't you ever seen the Police Academy movies?

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  17. That's great James. Glad you loved it.

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  18. Yeah, they were pretty stupid. But the black dude who made the voices was pretty cool.

    And that's funny that Bobcat said that, because it's true.

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  19. Bobcat tried at first to project some social relevance into his stand up, but eventually it became about thet fucked up voice of his.

    I used to know the black dude with the noise's name but I can barely remember my own today. Everybody else is still crashed out except my nephew Judd. He got up off the couch about noon and went home. Pam (my older half sister, heretofore known as Big Momma) and her boyfriend are passed out. I know Alyssa took at least 3 bars last night so she might be up around dark. David and Shanell are in the guest rooom and ain't no noise come outta there yet. I've had coffee and a shower, now I'm gonna fix me some bacon and eggs, have a couple of Dos XXs with them and maybe I'll feel human again. I might even make a big pot of red beans and rice, I bought the stuff to make it with yesterday, I found some really good Andouille sausage, some Vietnamese long grain white rice and some I got some fuckin' Boudin. The Boudin don't go in the red beans, I fry it in butter as a appetizer.

    I going on about food because I'm stoned and have the munchies.

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  20. Man, that food sounds great. But I have to say, I almost lost the rest of your story after reading you have a nephew named Judd.

    Priceless.

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  21. Judd graduates UALR this coming spring and is going to law school in Fayetteville spring of '10. Big Momma's older sons are Barry and Blaine. Barry is the legal department for the Budweiser distributorship that covers Arkansas and Blaine is a professional student witha Master's in History and will get his Master's in Political Science next spring, I think. Big Momma has had seven husbands, Barry has a different father than Blaine and Judd. Judd's a tall good lookin' blond kid of 23 that loves going to bars with Uncle Roy. I use his ass for bait. Big Momma gets pissed. She always says that she's spent Judd's whole life trying to keep him away from the kind of little wild ass girls I run attract.

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  22. Thanks for the family tree story CBT. It really is like the Waltons.

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  23. this video is going to make it into the history books with the phrase " I got a train of boys ran on me "

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  24. You two are like trendsetters Pam.

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  25. well doing dudes will be a new fashion then

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  26. That's funny Pam. I think that's been a "fashion" for quite some time though.

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  27. I suppose, not so bluntly spoken . I think I have Marvin to thank for the things I say some times lol

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  28. That's true as well. It alwasys hasn't been so "bluntly open."

    Damn Pam, 2010 has already brought you some deep perspective.

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  29. haha your silly.


    Do you think If I go to the gym today there will be 300 people or do you think they are at home hung over ?

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  30. I don't think there will be many people there.

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  31. aw sigh good I am going to go work out I hope - its sooo cold I am stuck in bed. I am glad I didn't go out last night =)

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  32. I don't know - not too bad, but the place I live has the shitiest heating ever. I really need to move to a sunnier place within the next two years, this Seattle thing is not my thing. But I will do it in a different manner than my last attempt.

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  33. Yeah, that "last attempt" didn't work out that well.

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  34. eh yeah thanks. haha. I think I am going to write a book about that, maybe save a couple of girls from old men

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  35. That would be a good idea. Or tell your story on some type of forum.

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  36. Despite popular belief I am very articulated and I think if I intertwined my life story with it all it would make a good book.

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  37. It probably would make a great book. A great comic book (sorry, couldn't help it once again).

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  38. O my gosh I am so scared to go work out the guy on the phone just hit on me - How do you hit on some one you have never met ? haha!. he was like " well since you just turned 21 you probably love to have sex and drink " WTF.

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  39. What, you called the gym up? So the guy from the gym spoke to you like that?

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  40. Yeah haha. What the hell !! . So creepy.

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  41. Yep, pretty creepy. But I don't think when you walk in, the guy is going to be saying to himself, "Hey, that's Pam, she just called me. She just turned 21."

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  42. Yes he will because he made an appointment with me

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  43. For what. To train you? Hey, there's a joke in there too. Just like when Marvin said that.

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  44. Which marvin joke? he made a lot haha

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  45. I think it was Drew. But I could be wrong.

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  46. is Marvin half black? Not that there's anything wrong with that (rhymed)
    I couldn't watch it all, sorry. Maybe another day. My self diagnosed and untreated ADD kicked in after about 2 seconds, I had to turn it off.

    Marvin, serious question. I hope you don't mind, sometimes I ask stupid and (depending on who you ask) inappropriate questions. But here is my rebuttal: "if I am not (insert person with specific circumstances being questioned), how will I ever know these things?"

    So..I was gonna ask...does it take longer to get used to anal sex than it does for regular sex? I mean, I know you don't have a vagina to participate in "regular" sex, but I have always wondered how many times it would take for sex to not feel virgin-like-uncomfortness for homosexuals. Or if there is even a difference. I mean, I would imagine so..I know my butt hole is pretty tight..just for the spursfan.com record.

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  47. That first part didn't really rhyme kinkyb!tch. As a matter of fact, I've been rhyming quite a bit lately. I just don't put (rhyme) at the end anymore.

    And thanks for letting us know your butt hole is tight. I was always wondering. I can now sleep well.

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  48. Are you looking to get banged in the ass sometime soon, kb?

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  49. nice video pammy! good to see you happy! um disturbing news.. cbt is hooking up with someone who has my name? and spurs hope ur new years was good. mine was.. well randomly insane.. no midnight kiss tho :( well im off for more adventures.
    -allissa

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  50. Hey Allissa! Glad to see you had a "randomly insane" New Years.

    But no midnight kiss? That sucks.

    Have fun on your "adventures" tonight!

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  51. ..

    don't kiss boys.


    they are evil and don't deserve it


    lamp have a good new year =)

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  52. dont worry pam. i know boys are evil. but so far ive managed to make two boys cry. dont ask me how... i was oblivious that i had that kinda power. but u know what they say with power comes responsibility. so no more of that. hopefully ill find a good one that i like and likes me back and we will live happily ever after( i was a disney kid) have a great football sunday!
    -allissa

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  53. What's up Alissa? You've made two boys cry? You are a heartbreaker.

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  54. Anonymous (from Michigan):

    I see you are looking at this post, I hope you start commenting again.

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