This doesn't read: When your parents are away on vacation, and they want you to house sit, try not to download the Paris Hilton porn tape for free to the computer without a very strong firewall. Because if you don't, the computer is so full of viruses you'd have to call the CDC to fix it, and then you just have to act like you don't know what the hell happened. Like it's some big mystery the thing just crashed.
Thanks once again shoutwire.com.
And EV, don't worry. It's just time for you throw away your garbage Eagles gear and pull out your Celtics rags. No big deal. Ha ha.
Utah. Polygymy. They like women and porn, but try to get a drink on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen shops at Kohl's.
ReplyDeleteTo me that was a shocking stat about Utah. And then the "Top 5 search terms" for kids 18 and under was a little messed up too.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty random CBT. The RQ shops at Kohl's.
ReplyDeleteI'd seen the stat about Utah before. The kids under 18 doesn't surprise me when I think back to the military style missions Larry Killian and I went on to obtain his older brother's, Randy, latest copy of playboy when we were 12.
ReplyDeleteI hear you. I can't imagine if the internet was around when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteI also have it on good authority Rocket Queen is on TJ Maxx's preferred customer list.
ReplyDeleteWho gave you that authority?
ReplyDeleteHow old are you Spurs? 33? I was a Freshman in college the year you were born, I suspect.
ReplyDeleteMy dad is always going on about the good old days in the 50s. Fuck that, fuck the 60s, fuck the 70s, fuck the 80s, the 90's were cool, now is the good old days. Look at the technology, iphones, notebooks even the fucking internet.
Youngsters, imagine life without a cell phone, 4 channels of television and 8 track tapes (google it EV).
Rocket Queen has been known to shop at designer resale shops.
ReplyDeleteI'm 33. But the internet wasn't huge yet when I was young.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm surprised with all the internet laws China has they are still on top as far as porn spending is concerned.
ReplyDeleteThe China thing surprised me, too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they have some pretty strict laws.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think there are more than 10% of people addicted to porn.
ReplyDeletespurs, did you know francis was on tv?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9RIF4SA4s4
good night america!
ReplyDeleteHow did that guy not know that the kid isn't his?
ReplyDeleteDamn it. I don't want to sit home tonight, but I don't want to go out when the temprature is 3 either.
ReplyDeleteI hear you man. It is so cold here, much less 3 damn degrees.
ReplyDeleteI had on like 4 layers of shirts, one a thermal knit, under a hoodie, two pair of long underwear and two pairs of socks, one of those insulated, and I still froze my ass off.
ReplyDeleteYou were like Ralphie's brother Randy in The Christmas Story.
ReplyDeletewtf fuck is kohls a division of goodwill? I've never even heard of that you dumbfuck
ReplyDeletethat picture of you really makes me sick. you look like your fucking mom dressed you for picture day.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i'm off to a date. not taking my laptop, as I thought that might be a bit rude, so i'm bringing a book "weekends at bellevue"
ReplyDeleteYou don't think bringing a book along is rude?
ReplyDeletethanks spurs. have a good night, i'll check in tomorrow
ReplyDeletewell, let me put it this way, if i'm with a guy and i want to read a book, i want him to leave
ReplyDeleteNo problem. You have a good night as well.
ReplyDeletebut a book looks less premeditated that is why i opt for a book tonight
ReplyDeleteYeah, if some woman was reading a book while we were out a date, I'd think I realize she's not having a good time.
ReplyDeleteGood point. It is less premeditated.
ReplyDeleteSPurs, didn't you just get a virus on your computer?
ReplyDeleteSpurs check your email.
ReplyDeleteRQ shops at Forever 21.
RQ, if you want to run a guy off, just show him your feet.
ReplyDeleterq where are you going?
ReplyDeleteI need a drink, maybe I can meet you 2 for cocktails?
B:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I did. But this had nothing to do with the Paris Hilton porn. I'm past that. That was years ago.
And the guy who repaired it said when I re-loaded Vista on here it was done wrong. Dell said it was a virus. Either way, doesn't matter.
I'm back in the game.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI saw your e-mail. That's sick man.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have going on tonight? Besides needing a drink?
Roy (Cowboy Trout) is gay!
ReplyDeleteI hacked into your email and seen pics of you two jacking each other off.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
ReplyDeleteWait. This isn't the regular anonymous. Why don't you log in?
ReplyDeleteGuy, your home alone on Friday night? The only sexual stimulation you get is from an old perv right
ReplyDeleteSo are you. What happened to that one chick? You screw that up already?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a die hard liberal man.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Joe called, says he left his Manzier (Bro) underneath your bed?????
ReplyDeleteAre you drunk tonight?
ReplyDeleteHow many bong hits have you taken this evening?
ReplyDeleteNone. How many hookers have you called?
ReplyDeleteI need to see a cosmetic surgeon cause my cock and ball package is so huge. hopefully there's a reduction procedure.
ReplyDeleteTalking about your package again huh?
ReplyDeleteI just texted u. I have something to tell u. Call me
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I don't understand is how 13.6 billion is spent on porn when it is all provided free on the internet.
ReplyDeleteLet me go to a pay phone and call you.
ReplyDeleteDrew comments on a post about porn, then talks about his package, and then asks spurs to call him.
ReplyDeleteGAY.
DG:
ReplyDeleteExactly. 13.6 billion? I'll take a million and show people how to find all sorts of shit for free.
That's a great idea spurs. Why in the hell are you doing this lame site for nothing when you could be doing that instead?
ReplyDeleteI agree. Typing that made do some serious thinking right now. I think there's a market out there for my services.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with calling the site "lame?" I don't think that was necessary.
ReplyDeleteAll you do is make your site private and advertise how to find countless hours of porn for free for a small price of $49.95 and then just provide the link to youporn.
ReplyDeleteThe 13.6 billion is telling me there are alot of stupid people in the world watching porn if they are paying for it. And that leads me to believe this could indicate why they are single. At least one of the reasons....
So did Drew call you yet? I bet it was about some email he got from Nik that he printed out and framed and wanted to brag to you about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a damn good idea DG.
ReplyDeleteI agree as well on the second part of your commment. You are just full of wisdom tonight.
He's actually trying to sell it to me.
ReplyDeleteBlah, Blah, Blah DG! Everytime i look at your pics all I see is a monster load dripping down that huge jaw of yours. With that said, I mean no disrespect, I like you. Go to http://thedirty.com/2010/01/08/super-agent-ari-golden-defeated/#comments
ReplyDeletefor a real laugh
Yeah right. He would never do such a thing. An email from Nik is priceless.
ReplyDeleteDrew, you are boring me. Can you find something else to insult me with? I really do enjoy insults but I hate there is no competition for me. Maybe I should start a fight with RQ. Her and I had the best feud. Back then it was fun to check for a reply.
ReplyDeleteI saw that earlier. It's not all that exciting to me. But I understand Drew. Nothing like seeing one of your idols in his underwear.
ReplyDeleteBut Nik was right. He needs to work on his butt. He said that just as I noticed it, too.
Oh DG, how hard is must be for you to be the most witty person out there.
ReplyDeleteHey...I just gave RQ credit too. You are just disappointed I didn't include you.
ReplyDeleteABOUT TO GRAB $300 ONLINE FROM
ReplyDeleteSuicidal actually.
ReplyDeleteI like how you capitalized that to show your excitement Drew. But where are you grabbing $300 from?
ReplyDeleteOh no...it's the business man side of Drew again talking about his success with his website.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteYou can get a couple of girls this weekend with that kind of loot.
No, he will just buy more porn. I'm sure he is part of that 13.6 billion. But I'm sure a very very small percentage because being an unsuccessful scam artist doesn't pay that well.
ReplyDeleteNew dealer sign up. She called me cause her credit card was not working, understand that these retards can properly enter there card info so they call and i help. Cha-Ching!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what page RQ is on right now?
ReplyDeleteWell DG, you stand corrected.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew,
I like how you refer to your customers as "retards." And then write "Cha-Ching" after that.
kinkb!tch:
ReplyDeleteGood question. I'm sure we will hear about her date tomorrow.
*kinkyb!tch*
ReplyDeleteHey Drew,
After these people sign up, do you actually try to help them out?
As a kid most my friends dreamed of being firemen and police officers. From the age of 5 I always wanted to be a Griffter........
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
ReplyDeleteWow...I am going to start commenting every fifteen minutes at work and tell everyone how much I make. That will prove to everyone I am important.
ReplyDeleteI love firemen. One of my friends at work is trying to hook me up with one. I told her I would think about it. But what is there to think about?
ReplyDeleteDrew, are you a phone sex operator? I can't imagine what else would be open in NJ at this time besides that. I always thought you had a face for radio personally.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit that story of him wanting to be a grifter was funny.
haha...no kb he is part of a pyramid scam and makes the rest of his millions off of google ads.
ReplyDeleteCha-Ching!
ReplyDeleteBilling Address Information
User ID XXXXXX
Has Shipped Y
Name xxxxx wong
Company
Address 1 XXXXXXX
Address 2
City XXXXXXX
State/Province XX
Zip/Postal Code XXXXX
Country US
Shipping Address Information
Name
Address 1
Address 2
City
State/Province
Zip/Postal Code
Country
Contact Information
Customer ID
Phone
Email
Fax
IP Address __
General Info:
Transaction origin: Mail Order/Telephone Order
Where they heard about you
Subtotal 296.00
Shipping 0.00
Tax 0.00
Total 296.00
Date User ID Type Card Number Exp Date Approval Amount
01/08/2010 03:13:21 PM XXXXXX Sale -------- 04/2012 Y:----------:YYYM: 296.00
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Thanks for the complete transaction detail Drew.
ReplyDeleteReally though Drew, after these people sign up, do you actually try to help them?
ReplyDeleteWas that really necessary?
ReplyDeleteDrew, this does not prove that you are successful. If you were truly successful $296 would not be that important. I don't think that amount of money has meant that much to me since I got my first paycheck when I was 16.
Let me post a banner on your site Kasey. I'll spit the sale with you 50/50. $150 your way on everyone that signs up
ReplyDelete*split
ReplyDeleteYeah, how would I know if people actually sign up?
ReplyDeleteDG: Take $296 times 20 plus weekly every week you broke down
ReplyDeleteBetter yet spurs why don't you get your own banner and not split anything at all. You can have a giant flashing pyramid to attract all your 7 commenters.
ReplyDeleteLittle more than 7 people come to the site smartass, but thanks for the idea.
ReplyDeleteKasey, go to http:www.bigcellceo.com and become an affiliate. All is explained in back office. There's banners you can post
ReplyDeleteOk Alec, I'll check it out.
ReplyDeleteI like how you avoided the question about helping people out after they buy Alec.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I broke down? What are you talking about? If you are comparing your salary to how many times my car broke down then then you are very accurate so the total would be $0.
ReplyDeleteNow if you include running out of gas then you got me. But I do that out of a complete lapse of judgement.
The one thing I can't understand from all the dirty is the negativity? Everyone has an opinion and sits on there high horse as if they are cashed up?
ReplyDeleteI took a long nap and now I can't sleep.
ReplyDeleteDeeg, send me some Ambien
That's thedirty Drew. I mean, it's not about great wishes for people. I just feel bad for all the good looking women that have been bashed over there and then develop complexes from it.
ReplyDeleteThankfully I can say I've never seen that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI like how you avoided the question about helping people out after they buy Alec.
That's funny."
I get 5% of every new dealers I bring in. That is is addition to the $296. I have over 4500 dealers in my group DirtyGal.
watch it with me spurs. its on right now.
ReplyDeleteThe dirty is based on negativity. Cashed up? Is this Trashy Jersey talk?
ReplyDeleteYes Drew. I make money without ripping people off. There is nothing negative about that.
Btw, it's THEIR not THERE.
Hey kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI'm in a different time zone. You see, there are different time zones in the United States.
Drew,
ReplyDeleteYou still didn't answer the question. You just wrote about how you make money.
I'm wondering if the people need help, if you actually help them.
I have kb! But I can actually tolerate a whole episode of that but I cannot watch My Sweet Sixteen.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteIf I lived in your time zone, I'd watch it with you. So take that as solace.
DG: In between you being an online ABC check and your 9-5 J.O.B., is there anything else you can bring to the table? I generated more income in one day then you and your whole family did this month......
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good Drew.
ReplyDeleteI thought you guys are the same time as us now, SPurs?
ReplyDeleteI never know what time it is anywhere else but here. I don't understand why people think they can change time.
What time is it there now?
Deeg-do you want to slap the fuck out of that fat chick with beady eyes? I cant think of her name, but she is fat and obviously doesnt see it and her baby daddy is morbidly obese. She is such an entitled little biznatch!
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteJoin the Peace Corp if you want to help the World!
11:50 kinkyb!tch. We are an hour ahead of you now, and then when daylight savings time hits, we are two hours ahead.
ReplyDeleteYou see that little time and date stamp under your comment?
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to join the Peace Corp Drew.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired an ready for bed. DG: can you please forward me some provocative pics i can fall asleep to? :)
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteAnd you live in a studio apartment? What a success. Then why brag about pocket change? Bullshit.
I don't work full time Drew. I don't need to.
Big Drew Says:
ReplyDeleteSpursFan says he wants to give you a “reach around” Ari (R. Roma)
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Why Drew? All you really need to do is watch the Ari video again.
ReplyDeleteOh no, it is called Teen Moms. 16 and Pregnant chronicled them up until birth.
ReplyDeleteShit, I broke the promise I made with CBT about no pregnancy talk. Sorry, Ceebs.
Shut up, Spurs.
So you left that comment over there Drew?
ReplyDeleteGood one.
What kinkyb!tch? I was giving you a time zone lesson.
ReplyDeleteI just read an article about all these unruly passengers on planes recently. Why is it so hard to follow the rules for a few hours especially after someone just tried to blow another one up?
ReplyDeleteProbably because they are irritated and short tempered from going through security for three hours.
ReplyDeleteBut that security is for their safety. I wouldn't want to fly without it.
ReplyDeleteOnce we were delayed going to Chicago after some storms went through there. This lady got upset because she talked to someone who now said the weather was fine. I tried to explain to her that Ohare is now in a traffic jam and we have to wait our turn. She told me that this is why 9/11 happened. Yes, Bin Laden did all that shit because of a weather delay.
Spurs, you know what I really hate about this time zone stuff? Commercials that air for TV shows or TV movies. They always say "this Friday at 9/8 central". Well we are not central time, and central time always changes, so how do they expect some people to know whether it comes on at 8 or 9? Plus, is it 8 central or 9 central that the show starts?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how MT is doing.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why dont you rescue her from her douche boyfriend? you guys are in the same state.
KB, I know what you mean. I grew up in central time zone and now it's been almost 5 years since I moved here and I still can't figure out what time anything is on.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I cannot be expected to keep track of when everyone else is in daylight savings time.
ReplyDeleteWeirdos you all are. Weird.
Well kinkyb!tch, I guess the networks figure after the age of 10 someone knows about time zones.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they thinking?
And as far as *Miss Texas*? Yeah, I wonder how she's doing too.
speaking of TV shows, Lost's premiere is not going to be interrupted by Obama's speech. I am so relieved. I may or may not have had plans to call in a bomb threat to get the speech delayed in order to ensure I would see the premiere episode.
ReplyDeleteInclude DG in that group that doesn't know about time zones too.
ReplyDeleteI have to time zones down, kb. But there is more to it than that. When you try and watch something at 8 when it says 9/8 central and it doesn't come on. Then you try and do the math of the time zones it still doesn't come on at the right time. I think AZ is just messed up.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think I don't know time zones? I used to be a flight attendant!
ReplyDeleteOMG! DG, you are so clueless! I live in a Co-Op building in which the cheapest apartment goes for over $250,000. You are correct in that it is a little over 700 sq ft but it over looks Main St in a suburb just outside of Manhattan. Location, location, location!
ReplyDeleteMy son and his mother live in a house that I pay for that is over 4000 sq feet on the water 40 miles south of me. I afford this cause I work my ass off to provide. They are my life and would not give them anything less. Do me a favor, before you cast judgment randomly, please think before you do so.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't slap that lady at the airport.
DG:
ReplyDeleteForgive me. TV time zones are tough for you.
spurs. follow with me, please. i know about time zones. a bunch of farmers decided it would benefit them, so they changed invented the changes. lazy americans now will not change it back, despite the fact that there are less farms than there were at the inception of this practice and the fact that farmers hate the rest of America and could give two shits what time we think it is. All I want are commercials tailored to me when we are in MST or PST. And no, it is not my responsibility to know when my noon lunch date is labeled with which-I am not the one who changes my clocks, everyone else does.
ReplyDeleteDuh.
kinkb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI followed you. I understand. Just giving you a hard time. No need to get your granny panties in a bunch.
oooh, I just saw another preview for The Lovely BOnes. I really want to see that, even though I read the book and know what happens.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I see Drew's presence is rubbing off on you.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you. You are mentioning granny panties in hopes that I will go back and forth with you and insist that no I do not wear such panties. You then will reply with 'prove it with a pic'.
I am such a genius, it kills me sometimes.
Scroll up Big Douche...
ReplyDeleteYou just did the same thing.
And you don't live in Manhattan or New York for that matter. You are Jersey trash. I'm sure you know that anyone in NY is embarassed that Jersey borders their state. Once again...bullshit.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI actually wasn't fishing for a panty pic. But nice stab at what I was thinking though.
Yes I left comment at dirty link http://thedirty.com/2010/01/08/super-agent-ari-golden-defeated/comment-page-2/#comment-1604034
ReplyDeleteBig Drew Says:
SpursFan says he wants to give you a “reach around” Ari (R. Roma)
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Yeah Drew, I kind of figured that.
ReplyDeleteSure Spurs. Sure.
ReplyDeleteDeeg-I just had an Einstein like idea. For Valentine's Day, let's photoshop a full body pic of you and I and send it to Francis. The header will be 'Dirtyb!tch wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day'
Beetlejuice will get no credit for the name though.
What do you say?
Chime in with your on comment
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining the party, Drew.
ReplyDeleteShit, I thought I sounded dumb with my time zone confusion.
I'll leave a comment Drew.
ReplyDeleteGoing to bed fo real! Tell that trick DG to clean the jizz of her Mt Rushmore jaw! Catch you tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWe will have to take the picture together KB and mixed together to make us the ultimate dirtybitch.
ReplyDeleteLater on man.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya KB :)
ReplyDeletemixed? As in tangled legs wrapped all around eachother's bodies?
ReplyDeleteKB: wrap my monster greg all around you
ReplyDeleteExactly. We will be covering each other not to be revealing everything.
ReplyDeleteI just heard what sounded like a bad car accident outside but I can't see it from my balcony.
That was you DG looking in the mirror
ReplyDeleteDrew-don't make me barf.
ReplyDeleteDeeg-what if my leg won't reach a certain part? Can I use my hand?
is it just me or do all commercials involving black people have them singing or dancing?
ReplyDeleteWhat commercials are you referring to?
ReplyDeleteOf course kb...
ReplyDeleteDrew: Shouldn't you be busy masturbating to Ari by now or is that prune sack too old to perform for yourself?
Use your hand? I thought both your hands were busy with Spursfan's greg? Are you ET with a 3rd hand?
ReplyDeleteDid you see that racist chicken commercial in Australia?
ReplyDeleteET had a third hand?
ReplyDeleteI just watched that commercial. I don't think that was racist.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see Dirtygirl swat my hairy sweaty balls with her tongue?
ReplyDeletea McDonalds one, Spurs. Chick was singing about their breakfast dollar menu. Not many words rhyme with hashbrowns, so needless to say, the song was bad.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin, if I were black I'd be offended.
I think it was racist but I also thought it was funny.
ReplyDeleteoh gawd, no I am really going to barf.
ReplyDeleteDrew, stop. I thought it was your bedtime.
Drew is drunk again and wasn't able to buy any girls at the Tiki Bar. Now we are stuck with him.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojqMGlqYHPg
ReplyDeleteYeah, I guess the part where he says, "Too easy" could be considered racist. I don't know what he is saying the first part of it.
True kinkyb!tch, they do show black people rapping a lot in commercials. Like the Sprite one about the Slam Dunk contest. I'm tired of seeing that.
ReplyDeleteAri the Predator Says:
ReplyDeleteAri is a sex predator according to Nik, I can see why he says that now.
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Lea Gunn Reply:
January 8th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Does he put it in their butt?
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January 8th, 2010 at 5:32 pm No chance Says:
In this world if you are going up against a girl in anything except who canpee better standin up, count on losing.
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January 8th, 2010 at 6:59 pm Blondie Says:
Ari- you’re a hottie and I’d totally do you…
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January 8th, 2010 at 10:56 pm Big Drew Says:
SpursFan says he wants to give you a “reach around” Ari (R. Roma)
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Do you think all the pics on people of walmart are for real? There are so many that are just too good to be true.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you copying and pasting the dirty? They are so 2007.
ReplyDeleteWho do you think did that DG?
ReplyDeleteThe dirty comment? Drew did. He is the only one obsessed with them.
ReplyDeleteI think he's just a little tipsy.
ReplyDeleteA little???
ReplyDeleteAnyway, answer my other question.
About Wal-Mart? I don't go over to that site very much, but I've seen some of the pics. Some of the pics might be staged, but I think most of them are real.
ReplyDeleteThere are just so many that are over the top. It's just hard to believe. But when I actually go to Walmart and look around I 2nd guess myself.
ReplyDeleteI just went over to that site. Some funny stuff there.
ReplyDeleteOk so this is fake as f*ck. Pretty much Spursfan put me on his top friends to start drama and just to post - because Im not on his top friends (as if i care) …. WHY are you so fake Spursfan? Why are you so full of sh*t?
ReplyDeleteNice try Drew.
ReplyDeleteSleep it off, Drew.
ReplyDeleteI know, that site is hilarious. All the pics look real but if they are real the world is crazier than I thought.
I'm on page 7. What a collection.
ReplyDeleteI am Big Drew's personal virtual assistant. How may I help you?
ReplyDeleteGive me the winning lottery numbers.
ReplyDeleteAnd Drew, if you are going to have a "personal virtual assistant", you should give him or her a name. I know you don't like to post in other names, but that would probably be a good idea.
ReplyDeleteoh big fool making a fool of himself.......again. dont you have some overaged, orange skinned, under educated jersey trash to pick up?
ReplyDeletei forgot, jersey girls arent trash, because at least trash gets picked up sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteYou can’t fool us, Spurs, we saw the large can of Crisco you were holding in the car’s reflection. You wanted your agent to finish up quickly so you 2 could rub PP’s and swap spit covered in shortening. One must usually peruse a Gay porn site to see video of this quality. So Gay, just come out and be done with it!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious Drew.
ReplyDeletei would hate to live among the flotsam and jetsam (and i dont mean the band) in new jersey.
ReplyDeleteIt would be like utopia.
ReplyDelete