Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The guy who got his ass kicked by Epic Beard Man speaks



He sure sounds a lot different here than he did on the bus. And it's hard for me to believe this guy is 50 years old.

It is nice to see him not "leaking" in the studio though.

456 comments:

  1. Spurs, being that it is black history month, do you think you could post a current achieving moment?

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  2. Bitchhog:

    Congrats! On two points. The "first" and the Black History Month. I was waiting for someone to call that out regarding these posts. Nice job.

    And yes, I can do that. You have any suggestions?

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  3. I take it you didn't take the Bullett lady, CBT's fiancee, or this guy and the woman who filmed this ass kicking as "achieving moments?"

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  4. why is it then when they are put on the spot they suddenly have a masters degree in grammar?

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  5. Good point. I would say the old guy knocked the ghetto out of him, but he was still running his mouth and talking about an Ambu Lamps right after, so that theory is moot.

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  6. Oh, and Anonymous, they are working on getting the chick with the headphones on the air.

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  7. For some reason black folks from the South seem to be confused by Black History Month. I suspect they're afraid they're expected to pick cotton and sing "De Camptown Races" or have Police Dogs and fire hoses turned on them. That was their history here.

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  8. purple tights girl is hot. i dont care if she can only speak vulcan...as long as shes nude, who cares?

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  9. CBT:

    I take it there are no ads run on your station celebrating Black History Month?

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  10. Anonymous:

    I know this will disappoint you, but I don't think she's going to be nude in the studio.

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  11. if not nude maybe she will be wearing some dental floss?

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  12. Funny Anonymous, but his name is Michael and her name is Ilana.

    Indeed, EBM is fucked in the head, but so was that chick for thinking that apology video would be believed.

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  13. Oh, and I forgot about homeboy here "leaking", felt the need to throw that in.

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  14. they remind me of that character that damon wayans used to play on in living color. that prisoner that thought he was well educated.

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  15. Nice call. That character was hilarious.

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  16. i wish i remembered that characters name.

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  17. "SPURS FAN said...
    CBT:

    I take it there are no ads run on your station celebrating Black History Month?"

    Maybe in 2012 when Obama's presidency is history.

    A couple of years ago there was a big stink raised because none of the banks here closed on MLK day. What's funny is it took like 18 years for anyone to notice.

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  18. Anonymous:

    Oswald Bates. Had to look that up, I forgot as well.

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  19. CBT:

    I take it you are starting to sour on your boy Obama?

    Are you a Corpse Man? Did you see when Obama said that? If that would have been Bush the media would have killed him.

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  20. hahaha...oswald bates. thats it. hahaha!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dPprbzNSc

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  21. Anonymous:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6868F53rgKw

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  22. Spurs, I never have been an Obama fan. I was a big Hillary supporter. As I've said before, I would have voted for Satan if he'd run as a Democrat after eight years of The Texas Troll and Dick Haliburton.

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  23. I haven't seen or heard of "Corpse Man". Explain.

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  24. CBT:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKIfzoC8D0

    I'm sure a military man like yourself will appreciate that.

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  25. Anonymous:

    Wayans was great on that show.

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  26. I didn't even have to watch it once you said that. "Corpsman" pronounced "core-man", a Navy Pharmicist's Mate assigned to a Marine unit as a medic.

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  27. Yeah, I know it's "core-man."

    So you didn't hit the bar after work tonight?

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  28. It hasn't snowed there lately has it?

    And what happened to winking at the crazy lady?

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  29. I only had a couple of beers there last night. I did however drink about a half pint of Uncle Jim after I got back to the house, hence the posting of country song lyrics.

    Btw, the Anonymous that was ragging on Micha last night needs to grow enough balls to post one of his exes.

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  30. "SPURS FAN said...
    It hasn't snowed there lately has it?

    And what happened to winking at the crazy lady?"

    No, no snow. Winking at the crazy lady only works when she's in town. The boss is here by himself. I bet I got 20 emails from her today over nit picky shit while I'm trying to put a few more deals together before the end of the month. Her priorities are mildly skewed.

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  31. Yeah, I was wondering what was up with the poetry last night.

    And I do give you credit for sending her in CBT.

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  32. I don't know if you ever answered this question before, but is your commission percantage on sales good?

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  33. You see that great game yesterday, Spurs?

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  34. Which one EV? And I was wondering where you've been.

    I thought you might have ended it when Westbrook was cut.

    And I know you are referring to the Suns and J-Rich's lucky shot.

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  35. cbt, just because you are dumb enough to jump off a bridge doesnt mean im dumb enough to follow you.

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  36. Nah, I wasn't that surprised at Westbrook. The Eagles don't keep aging players and he was getting to the point where he wasn't productive through injuries. McCoy gave us a solid running year for his rookie season.

    And, lucky shot my ass. JR was feelin' it.

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  37. He'll "feel" himself going home after the first round too.

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  38. "SPURS FAN said...
    I don't know if you ever answered this question before, but is your commission percantage on sales good?"

    Yeah. I get paid 25% of my monthly collections. Right now I have just over $20k a month in recurring billing. Provided my clients pay their bill, that's a little over 5K a month. Most of my clients pay on time, so that's not an issue.

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  39. "SPURS FAN said...
    So next month you could just sit on your ass and collect 5 grand CBT?"

    Yeah. But, some clients aren't gonna renew and I'm greedy, so I always have to be adding clients to stay even and to grow. My first Month, December of 2008, I made a whopping $1200. The trick is to keep the clients on long term contracts and keep them renewing, then you don't have to keep hunting new business.

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  40. You'd think after the Liquor Store, the Feed-N-Seed, the Taxidermist and the Post Office you'd run out of places to hit up there in Hee Haw, but I guess not.

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  41. Oh, and I suppose the "mechanic" (the fella who fixes the wagon wheels) is fair game too.

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  42. This town has over 650 doctors and 13 banks doing business here.

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  43. You see those pictures of Hilary Duff, Spurs? First one I saw was of some guy proposing to her, the next she's taking a picture with her cell phone of the huge rock, and in the next she was blowing the guy. That is awesome.

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  44. So there's a doctor for every person there? I guess that makes sense, inbreeding probably isn't all that healthy.

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  45. I saw those EV. But I don't think she is really blowing him.

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  46. I sent that jarsquatter video to my ex yesterday. I got the longest voicemail ever today from him telling me how disgusting that was and I was for sending it to him without warning.

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  47. I wasn't sure if she was by just looking at her head, but take a look at the expression on the guy's face. His junk was definitely in her mouth.

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  48. I wanna see her give a blowjob! Where is it??
    If there is going to be a white history month, I want a mixed people month as well.
    Deeg-should I watch jarsquatter? Im kinda scared...

    Eazy V, I like the z in your new name, it gives it a nice touch. Kinda gangsta. Elfie will be all over you when she sees that.

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  49. I like to disgust him. It is fun.

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  50. Where!? Stop teasing me, Eazy!

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  51. It's really gross and not for the weak. But you have seen std infected penises so I'm sure you can handle it.

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  52. DG:

    I'm sure he appreciates the thought. Is this the same guy you clowned with the gay ringtone?

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  53. This is a huge retirement area, Spurs. AS of the 2000 census, 54.2% of the population was over 45 and 28% over 65. Some medical Journal a couple of years ago was talking about how you could get the best geriatric care in the world in Baxter County, Arkansas.

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  54. EW! This guy has big tittays!
    http://perezhilton.com/page/1/

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  55. So only 18% of the population is 45 and under CBT?

    Damn, you are getting a nice chunk of those to be your sugar babies.

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  56. Nevermind CBT, my analysis was wrong. But still, it seems like the odds of you getting young chicks would be stacked against you, but nice job.

    I mean, 45.8% is under 45, so you have to wonder what the percentage is under 22.

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  57. Yes it is. He is also the same guy that I hid gay porn pics all over his place for him to randomly find.

    I can't believe he left me there alone.

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  58. Thanks for that link kinkyb!tch. That wasn't disturbing at all.

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  59. I'm glad you liked the new touches on the name, kb.

    Spurs - Don't burst my bubble, damn it.

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  60. There are very few people here between 25 and 35. They have to leave to find jobs unless they're bankers, doctors or construction workers.

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  61. Now take that 18% under age 45 and figure the percentage of hot brown eyed brunettes running around that town. My guess would be .00000384%.

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  62. No. He decided to buy a sex swing and if you buy it from a gay porn website it's a lot cheaper but the same thing. But the package it came in had pictures of all these positions you can do while using the swing. I thought it was funny so when he left for work, I cut them apart and hid them in the fridge, shower, cabinets, between his mattress, etc.

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  63. "SPURS FAN said...
    So only 18% of the population is 45 and under CBT?"

    No Spurs. 26.8% between 45 and 65 and 27.45 65 plus.

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  64. CBT:

    I know. I changed my percentages up a couple of comments below that 18% one.

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  65. Maybe that figure is a little high but then you have to break it down to the hot 22yr old brunettes wanting CBT. So I would say 0.000000000000000000000001%.......and it's that high only because she is blind and deaf.

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  66. dg dont ignore spurs's last question.
    and you cant plead the 5th either.

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  67. It was like my own personal indoor swingset. I used to watch tv and swing on it. It's also a great way to stretch and crack your back.

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  68. kinkyb!tch:

    Did you see the Hillary Duff pics?

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  69. Either way, he got his peepee wet at some point in time with that ring.

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  70. DG, you'd be really popular over in Izard County. Those boys like fat chicks with all their teeth and strong jawlines.

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  71. Hey CBT, you ever go to that Hot Springs National Park?

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  72. "SPURS FAN said...
    Hey CBT, you ever go to that Hot Springs National Park?"

    Frequently. It's only 45 minutes southwest of Little Rock. The town of Hot Springs rocks. Oaklawn Race Track (horse racing and now legal gambling), the spas with water from the springs, tons of good restaurants and bars, Lake Hamilton and Lake Ouachita (pronounced wa-sha-taw). The population is 60,000 but at any given moment there'll be double that number of people there. The old Arlington Hotel was built with Al Capones money.

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  73. I wouldn't ever expect the Gangster Museum of America to be in Hot Springs Arkansas.

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  74. This was interesting:

    http://www.tgmoa.com/?p=2

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  75. Did you read the scrolling caption? That's why. Mountain Valley Water is the largest bottled water distributor in Arkansas. They took their name from what Capone paintede on his tanker cars full of Arkansas whiskey he shipped back to Chicago.

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  76. Yeah, I read that. That was intresting too.

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  77. I've seen the Capone Cadillac.

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  78. *interesting*

    Oh yeah? Is it in the museum?

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  79. Wop'll shit green when he finds out The Gangster Museum Of America is in Arkansas.

    Hot Springs was neutral territory. I knew about Capone and Moran being in town at the same time.

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  80. There's a green Cadillac there. I assume that's the same one. I was prety high when I went through it.

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  81. That's funny. Yeah, I'm sure it was the same one.

    And indeed, I'm sure Wopness will be surprised.

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  82. I used to work in Al Capone's building in Chicago and swam in his pool on the top floor. I've also been to one of his old whore houses in Joliet.

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  83. What's his building like?

    And the pool? I'm sure it's been redone, but was it nice?

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  84. "DG said...

    I've also been to one of his old whore houses in Joliet."

    I assume you didn't pass the interview process?

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  85. It's old and cramped. They converted the top floor into a gym which is why they had the pool. It used to be the world's highest pool when it was new.

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-09-03-6a00d83451c0b569e20120a596136f970c320wi.jpg

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  86. "SPURSFAN said...
    Good one CBT."

    I mean I wouldn't hit it for free, and I'm not all that picky...

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  87. I was in Chicago for awhile, I wish I would have at least strolled by the building. Maybe I did and didn't know it.

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  88. Awhile==few days. Not really a long time.

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  89. There are alot of old buildings so if I didn't work there I would've never known that. What I hated about the gym was not having the proper amount of ventilation. It smelled in there. Not like sweat but something else. Not sure what it was. I ended up canceling my membership because of it. I took the stairs a few times. Now that was creepy.

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  90. The people in the towns around us call Mountain Home "Little Chicago" because of all the Chicagoans that retired here. Half my graduating class knew each other from Junior High in Rockford or Downers Grove. I'd know of another Wal Mart in Arkansas, except maybe in Hot Springs, that stocks Cubs and White Sox gear.

    I went to Hot Springs to see Chaz right before I left for Tupelo. We got stoned as a Saudi adultress and went roaming around downtown. That was the visit when when her girlfriend got off work early and caught us fucking.

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  91. *I don't know of another Wal Mart in Arkansas, except maybe in Hot Springs, that stocks Cubs and White Sox gear.*

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  92. DG:

    Why was taking the stairs creepy?

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  93. Rockford is not Chicago. That's like saying you live in a st louis suburb CBT.

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  94. So what did Chaz the lesbo do when she caught you and her girlfriend fucking?

    Did she film it?

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  95. I am aware that Rockford isn't Chicago, but it is part of "Chicagoland" I've been told.

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  96. And STL is 350 miles from here. I believe Rockford is closer to Chicago than that.

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  97. Because it was so old. They don't update stairwells. It reminded me of a scary movie. I was scared I would get stuck in there.

    Do you remember hearing about a fire downtown Chicago and people got stuck in the stairwell so about 9 people died?

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  98. No, I don't remember that. How did they get stuck in a stairwell?

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  99. This town is a suburb of Chicago, though. Fucking annoying people, those old Yankees. I like the Polish folks, though.

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  100. CBT. It's like 100 miles away.

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  101. The doors were locked. They called 911 but nobody could get to them in time.

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  102. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/SportSyndicate/Chicago%2520Syndicate/Al_Capone_Hot_Springs.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thechicagosyndicate.com/2006/05/marketing-al-capone.html&h=234&w=336&sz=23&tbnid=mBKBP7rfz6FtUM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=119&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcapone%2Briding%2Ba%2Bdonkey%2Bpicture&hl=en&usg=__mP7jfh2orEnPRVEQdLUaMy8J6D4=&ei=eu-FS6LdGcXR8AbvnvGsAg&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&ved=0CAkQ9QEwAA

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  103. http://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/19/us/smoke-and-panic-on-stairs-in-chicago-high-rise-fire.html?pagewanted=1

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  104. I worked a couple blocks away and got there at the same time as the fire trucks. I was walking with a friend and watching camera crews get interviews with people. I picked out the craziest looking homeless crackhead and said they will pick him for an interview.

    Sure enough, I get home and turn the news on and guess who was doing an interview.

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  105. Damn DG, this is an understatement no doubt, but that must have been awful.

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  106. I'm sure the crackhead had a lot to say.

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  107. History can be fun, Spurs.

    I have a book called "Was It Murder? A History Of The Dark Side Of Baxter County". It didn't take much for someone to get their head blown smooth off around here back in the late 18 and early 1900s.

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  108. "SPURS FAN said...
    Good point. I would say the old guy knocked the ghetto out of him, but he was still running his mouth and talking about an Ambu Lamps right after, so that theory is moot."


    Now, now Spurs Fan, in all fairness, I think we've ALL had a moment or two in our lives when we didn't handle our liquor as best as we could/should have. Even "popped off" at the mouth in a inappropriate manner at an inappropriate time, then regretted it later when we sobered up and realized how much of an ASS we sounded like.

    Fortunately for us though, nobody captured it on video then posted it to YouTube to spread like wildfire, while half of America picked us apart and passed judgement on what they perceived/assumed to be our day to day character. Oh well, sucks for this guy... Lucky us, eh?

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  109. Spurs, do you know the difference between a Yankee, a Damn Yankee and a Good Yankee?

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  110. Great point Anonymous.

    Have you ever had anoyone "pop off" to you? I hope not.

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  111. History can be fun CBT.

    And what is the difference?

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  112. I don't know. I kinda have a feeling that these people are always like this in there day to day lives.

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  113. The crackhead interview Dg was talking about isn't uncommon. Everytime a tornado wipes Wichita Falls, Tx off the map (about once every decade) the national media comes in and interviews some trailer dwelling, fat, toothless woman wearing an almost see-through nightgown about what happened.

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  114. And the old man has proven that with each interview he does.

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  115. The old man has proven that. But at least he's consistent.

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  116. A Yankee comes down on vacation, spends money and goes back.

    A Damn Yankee comes down here and stays.

    A Good Yankee comes down, marries a nigger and goes back north.

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  117. DG, I might be old, but I still wouldn't fuck you on a bet.

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  118. CBT:

    Did you tell those type of jokes to Mischa? Might be a reason she left.

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  119. CBT:

    DG was referring to the Epic Beard Man.

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  120. CBT,

    I was referring to the bearded old man. But the 'fuck you on a bet' was played out about 6 months ago.

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  121. I like black folks, it's the Yankees I can't stand. Skin color has nothing to do with it.

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  122. I'm sure black folks love when old rednecks use the N word.

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  123. Kind of beat you by a lot there DG.

    CBT,

    Would you say that a lot of people around your area are racist?

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  124. I'm sure they do DG. Probably makes them feel all warm inside.

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  125. "DG said...
    CBT,

    I was referring to the bearded old man. But the 'fuck you on a bet' was played out about 6 months ago."

    Maybe, but it's still true. And it's not as played out as the Hillbilly, pedophile, farm animal fucking and age related shit y'all revert to when you're on me. How about, "I wouldn't fuck you on a dare"?

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  126. "DG said...
    I'm sure black folks love when old rednecks use the N word."

    Don't matter, no black folks here. 97.1 percent caucasian in this county, 1.1 percent Latino, .011 percent black and they're lying about it to get government money.

    "SPURS FAN said...
    CBT,

    Would you say that a lot of people around your area are racist?"

    Yes. The Chicago and the Illinois people are absolutely the most racist people I ever met. They get all worked up over the idea that a black might move here. They'll tell you straight up that they moved here to get away from the n---ers. The local folk never really thought much about it because they've hardly ever seen black people.

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  127. You have used that one too.

    I cannot help you are old and playing on the internet with us kids. You were an adult when the rest of us were eggs that had yet to be fertilized.

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  128. So there aren't a lot of black people in that area?

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  129. It's harder to insult people with no class.

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  130. "SPURS FAN said...
    Don't forget incest CBT."

    That, too. Real original.

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  131. DG:

    I like that CBT is here to "play" with us. And think about how fast our lives have flown by. We'll be CBT's age before we know it.

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  132. Has anyone ever "popped off" to me? At the mouth, you mean? Well, yes of course, hard to imagine that anyone hasn't had that happen to them at some point Spursie Poo... I mean, haven't you?

    Other than that, it's funny you ask, bc (excuse me while I hurl) I found myself in another kind of situation with someone trying to "pop off" around me-- and yes, I am still beyond ill at my stomach at somply the thought thank you very much. BLEH!!

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  133. Love this post Spurs. Good reporting.

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  134. Spurs, the outlanders outnumber the locals here by at least 4 to 1, maybe 5 to 1. We're all too busy trying to milk these obnoxious old northerners out of as much money as we can before they die and their kinfolk haul their carcasses back to Oak Park to bury them at St. Stash's Cemetary.

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  135. Anonymous:

    Why did someone "pop off" to you? Again? I can't even imagine it happening once.

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  136. Spurs, the outlanders outnumber the locals here by at least 4 to 1, maybe 5 to 1. We're all too busy trying to milk these obnoxious old northerners out of as much money as we can before they die and their kinfolk haul their carcasses back to Oak Park to bury them at St. Stash's Cemetary to give a shit about nonexistant black folks.

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  137. Well CBT, at least the Northerners are serving a purpose.

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  138. Which time, when the drunk belligerent popped off at the mouth, or when then (as nicely as I can put this) oh no I cant even say it- basically, I guess some poor deluded creatures think certain things are like talents with bragging rights and try to "show off" their mad skillzz ... BLEH!!

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  139. Which category does the first time fall in?

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  140. All Im going to say about the second one, or really all I can say without my stomach curdling is there is a soft drink by the name of this particular "talent"??? YUCK. Don't know why, but it really turns my stomach just thinking about it.... Im sure most men don't share my sentiment.

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  141. "DG said...
    Yes, and then hopefully all the racist old scumbags will live below a headstone at that point."

    And the racist old scumbags all have your accent.

    DG, ever date a black guy?

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  142. "SPURS FAN said...
    Well CBT, at least the Northerners are serving a purpose."

    Farmin' old Yankees is more profitable, but the hogs and cattle are less trouble and smell better. The Yankees all smell like garlic oozes out of their pores.

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  143. Srry to cut our convo short CBT, I had to go to the batroom! To all the peeps that rag on you about your exploits, Fuck them. They are all keyboard warriors with nothing better to do. In my book, you're the man old school!

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  144. I think Anonymous is drunk tonight.

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  145. You don't seem to be a fan of "Yankees" at all CBT.

    They do help provide you with a living though.

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  146. Drew:

    Beat off to any Olympians tonight?

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  147. Gracias, Drew. You pull some good looking OLD tail yourself. Too bad I'm out on old. I'd never sleep alone.

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  148. Nope, Alpine skiers, to covered up

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  149. You have never heard me speak CBT.

    When it comes to dating, I am more a judge of personality and character as opposed to what race they are. But physically I am not attracted to black guys currently. I prefer them light, 28-35, funny, not bald, and intelligent.

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  150. CBT:

    That isn't the regular Anonymous.

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  151. "SPURS FAN said...
    You don't seem to be a fan of "Yankees" at all CBT.

    They do help provide you with a living though."

    True, they do. We've got a TEA Party coming up April 15th. There'll be video on the station's website. You'll see what I mean. At the July 4th TEA Party, some Baptist minister from south Arkansas prayed for God to "guide that half breed in the White House".

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  152. I know, its too gross to elaborate on, but really irrelevant to the topic anyway, other than the "popping off" part....

    The first time (well I wouldnt say "First" in my life- freshest on my mind lets say) involved a belligerent drunk "popping off" at the mouth and realizing upon sobering up they regretted it and that really wasn't their right-minded character to lash out so crudely in a public setting. Come on, you mean youve really never encountered a situation like that? Maybe ol Mike really isnt such a bad guy, just wrong place wrong time.... ya dig?

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  153. It could happen to any of us...

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  154. Thanks for the clarification. And yes, I "dig."

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  155. "DG said...
    You have never heard me speak CBT.

    When it comes to dating, I am more a judge of personality and character as opposed to what race they are. But physically I am not attracted to black guys currently. I prefer them light, 28-35, funny, not bald, and intelligent."

    Nice line of bullshit there, DG, but the question I asked only required a yes or no answer. So have you ever dated a black guy?

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  156. And it's not a line of bullshit. That is 100% real.

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  157. Spursie, how many times have you jerked off to my pic on PamelaPucker.com ?

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  158. Drew:

    Glad to see you have a new name. And how many times are you going to write that website name here?

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  159. What are you talking about "popping off" anon?

    EV~ I am never insulted... I guess that means I have no class haha or that I am just super mellow.

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  160. Hellllllllo Sours.

    I'm wearing the cutest exercise clothes right now... but my teeth still hurt :(

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  161. Don't know what you are talking about there Kasey. God forbid the same 10 people visit both our blogs upsets you...................

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  162. That sucks your teeth still hurt. I take it you're doing some exercising?

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  163. Anon is Lindsay and spurs was the one 'popping off'.

    (But sshhhhh, were not supposed to know that since it's posted anonymously.)

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  164. Fuck. I wasn't even paying attention to that shit.

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  165. Ok. That's all I asked. That wasn't so hard, was it?

    My real feeling about race is; There are plenty of reasons to hate people without bringing the color of their skin into the equation.

    When I was in Tupelo we had this great black kid selling for us. A Greene County, Ms (Tupelo's in Lee County) deputy sheriff was looking at a Tundra and Arthur was waiting on him and out of the blue, the deputy says, "Boy, I could shoot your black ass dead and get away from it". Pretty much floored Arthur. He told me about it, I called one of the Tupelo cops that we paid under the table to watch our lot and told him. He said, "throw that motherfucker out, if you have any problems, call me". I walked over to the guy and told him he couldn't buy any vehicle on our lot at any price and that he had two minutes to get the fuck off our lot before I had him arrested for Terroristic Threatening. He said, "Do you know who you're talking to? I'm a deputy sheriff". I said, "Not in this county, and you got a minute and half now to get the fuck outta here before the Tupelo PD shows up and sticks your pistol up your ass". He left. We'd taken Arthur out of the detail department, taught him to sell and me and couple of other managers chipped in to buy him the clothes he needed to work in sales. No motherfucking cracker ass was gonna talk to one of my boys like that.

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  166. I can respect that DG. Really CBT, it should not be such an issue of "skin color"- so shallow to use that as a single defining basis for judging a person. Of course stereotypes were created based on some realities, but regardless, ridiculous to label the whole race based on the bad apples in the bunch. But whatever, nothing is ever going to change that old school, chevy driving, good ol boy mentality engrained in some people so no bother preaching.

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  167. So what CBT. I still don't think that gives you the authority to use the N word and think it's alright.

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  168. Yes I did Zumba tonight, it's so much fun. My mouth is gettign worse though, I cannot bite down on my right side without pain shooting through my jaw and face

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  169. Damn Streets, you going to get that checked out?

    And what is Zumba?

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