A Florida woman named Samantha Lynn Frazier was shot and injured as she tried to enter a bar in Atlantic City. The shot hit her in her love handle, which, she says, saved her life.
Police said that the gunman was aiming for someone, but hit Samantha instead.
Samantha says, "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life." Samantha also said that she had been "hollering" about losing weight, but she has changed her mind. Samantha, "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
A bullet? She could stop an RPG. There's also no reason to think that if she would have been skinnier, the bullet might have missed her completely. It's a much better idea to keep eating instead, that way diabetes and a heart attack might finish her off.
Oh, and you think the way she's doing the "pistol" with her left hand is ironic?
Dear Evil Spurs Fan (if you check this post out):
ReplyDeleteCongrats. You are famous.
http://shoutwire.com/comments/316048/Man_Angry_Over_racist_Pizza_Hut_Receipt
She needs a full body bra.
ReplyDeleteWHat is that a link to Spurs? My work computer will not let me go there
She does need a full body bra. Good call. And that link is to an article submit site. Where you submit posts.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get home, you should check it out.
sours I dont get that link you posted
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? Just read the comments. Look what Scout wrote.
ReplyDeleteI'll try to remember to do that. My mouth hurts, I got a cleaning on Thurs and my teeth have been hurting ever since :( I still have my wisdom teeth and they told me to get them out cause they are pushing into the roots of the teeth next to them cause it's so crowded back there. Otherwise I have perfect teeth but damnit my mouth hurts! WHY?!
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI was trying to think of a perverted reason as to why your mouth hurts, but I guess I'm too classy to come up with something.
Oh it let me open it... do you know those people Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo I don't Streets. But they have picked up and put a few posts from here on their main page.
ReplyDeleteWhich is cool. Anonymous told me about that site.
ReplyDeleteSo Streets, I remember you saying that you got picked on sometimes in school, is the lady above the size of woman who did that?
ReplyDeleteStreets, maybe you need to see a peridontist. Sometimes the only sign is teeth pain after a cleaning.
ReplyDeleteI advise you get those wisdoms pulled as well. General anesthesia is just a way to get cahs out of you, do not let those oral surgeons scare you into paying for it. I know you don't like GA and probably would pass, but they can be convincing. Local anesthesia will work fine, unless you have an active infection.
Kinkyb!tch, M.D.
ReplyDeleteOh, and kinkyb!tch, thanks for the link to this yesterday. I figured it would be a good post.
ReplyDeletethe size of the woman who picked on me at school? I got beat up by boys at school, and beat up boys at school, never girls.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you'd get into fights with boys? How old were you?
ReplyDeleteI should've been one, Spurs. I don't know why I chose what I did. I guess it is because of the overall wellness approach they take on, rather than just patch you up and send you out.
ReplyDeleteOh well. I guess in my next life I can try it out.
KB... it's only the wisdom teeth that are hurting and only on one side. When she was done cleaning my teeth it was hurting and bleeding back there and there was chunk of my gums missing, so I figure it's stemming from that. I am NOT getting GA, no way, no how. I am one of those that goes towards the light when put under for any amount of time. The last time was really really bad.
ReplyDeleteSo you'd rather just "patch" people up and send them on their way kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteFrom 7 or so on. One time this kid grabbed my friend's crotch. I chased him to the edge of the playground and into the corner of a chainlink fence and beat the crap out of him, then took his jacket and threw it up in a tree. THe next day he came to school jacketless, apparently he was a foster kid and that was his only jacket. I gotta admit I felt pretty crappy after finding that out. He works at my local Walmart, everytime I see him I want to go up to him and apologize, I think he is mildly mentally retarded.
ReplyDeleteI was TINY as a child, at 8 I was the size of an average 5 yr old... how I beat people up I do not know? I was a skrappy little thing.
ReplyDeleteDamn Streets, that's pretty badass. That's cool that you felt bad. And you know something? The next time you are at Walmart, apologize to him. I imagine it would make his day.
ReplyDeleteScrappy indeed.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, I really wouldn't. But I don't like what we are paid or the disrespect we get b/c I don't have two letters in front of my name. It only takes dedication to your studies, nothing more, so who gives two shits what your title is?
ReplyDeleteThe doctor's do the least of the work, it's the RNs, MAs, LPNs and CNAs that do most of it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point kinkyb!tch. That sucks you are disrespected. I'd like to show up to your job one day and you can point out who's disrespecting you.
ReplyDeleteBut I won't because I really don't care.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, the ladies next door brought more food today. Mexican food. So good.
I'm eating my favorite lean cusine for lunch today... Thai-style Chicken YUM but my mouth hurts too much for me to enjoy it very much :( bullshit
ReplyDeleteI ate blueberry/banana oatmeal.
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you bitches (I say that with love) I got my purse stolen on Saturday.
So I close my account/block my debit card, and 2 pay over the phone charges I made on Friday clear today, overdrafting the old acct (cause there is no more cash in it, it was transferred to a new one). You think BofA is refunding me my overdraft fees? Anyone? Anyone..Bueller?
That would be a no, b/c according to Poindexter on the line here I 'didn't have to close out the acct, I couldve just blocked the card, so technically, you did overdraw on your own accord'. He's lucky he is not in AZ.
I don't use my BofA checking acct anymore cause they are corporte assholes... I use a local credit union instead. WHat did they do to you KB?
ReplyDeleteThai style chicken sounds pretty good Streets.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou need to call back and speak with a supervisor. Seriously. Don't let them bully you like that. You can get the overdraft charges waived.
And sorry you got your purse stolen, that sucks.
And if for some reason the fucks don't waive the overdraft charges, I'd close the account and switch over to a Credit Union.
ReplyDeleteBut they'll waive them I'm sure if you talk to someone else.
Yep BofA sucks f'n booty. I deposited a few cks one time, actually went in the bank and did it with a teller. Well the next day several charges went through and they had not posted the cks I deposited the day before to my acct yet, they refused to waive all the overdraft fees so I said f em and started using my credit union acct for all my banking. They told me that going into the branch does not guarantee that your funds post that day, even though both of the cks were BofA cks!
ReplyDelete"They told me that going into the branch does not guarantee that your funds post that day, even though both of the cks were BofA cks!"
ReplyDeleteI think that might be one of the dumbest policies I have ever heard of.
you know, I advised the same when it happened, I had my purse stolen years ago and for months the douches that took my stuff would walk into Bank One and with my ID and SSN access my acct and get temporary debit cards, withdraw cash (inside the bank!) and use the temporary card to withdraw from ATMs. But some other ra-tard around here declined that option for now.
ReplyDeleteI obviously cannot carry around a purse, so please save the commentary. I am saddened by this thought. My new purse they got was cute, too! Im gonna go re-buy it and just carry around lipgloss and stuff like that in it. That will teach the next person who wants to jack kb.
Well yeah but it covers their ass so what do they care. I had to go BACK into the branch and talk to the manager to waive the fees, she eventually waived them all but by that time it was too late. The bullshit hassle of it all was enough for me to change banks
ReplyDeleteI told Poindexter to stop reading what his computer screen was telling him to say to me and have some compassion. He got all snotty and said he wasn't reading anything from his screen, he was giving his personal opinion. I told him I'd let his supervisor know that he had a person under him who had stoopid opinions and should be terminated STAT.
ReplyDeleteHis boss gave me my money back. Im still gonna punch that motherfucker if I ever catch him on the streets. I dont like to be a bitch on the phone, I know they have a hard job, but come on, really? I overdrafted on my own accord based on my decisions. Douchecanoe.
"Im gonna go re-buy it and just carry around lipgloss and stuff like that in it. That will teach the next person who wants to jack kb."
ReplyDeleteThat will teach them for sure kinkyb!tch.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYou are a hard ass.
yeah that is just it, elfie-the hassle. And they have departments for everything now-you want to file a claim, i need to transfer you. you want to ask a question about a debit transaction, i need to transfer you. oh, its a question about a check purchase, okay i can help you. oh wait, a check you wrote in march, i only do checks you wrote in february, please hold while i transfer you. sonofabitch its annoying.
ReplyDeleteYou know how they pay all those workers to right? With our overdraft fees they don't ever wanna waive. Fuckers.
"Douchecanoe?"
ReplyDeleteYou are a hardass too kinkyb!tch. You two are intimidating.
Oh man..I'm all riled up after that call.
ReplyDeleteI need to calm my nerves somehow. Any suggestions?
You have a vibrator, don't you?
ReplyDelete"You know how they pay all those workers to right? With our overdraft fees they don't ever wanna waive. Fuckers."
ReplyDeleteThat is true. And doesn't BofA have stupid monthly fees too?
um..idk, maybe, but I dont know about em cause I keep within whatever rules they have on my acct?
ReplyDeleteA vibrator, Spurs? That's singular, you don't know me that well at all, do you? My favorite one needs batteries though, so that idea is nixed. I'm already over it, my attention span is not so great.
How has your day been so far?
Excuse me. Vibrators.
ReplyDeleteAnd my day? Good. Got a little work done, finishing up my lunch, all in all a pretty good day. Little tired, but that's typical.
I'd return the favor by asking how your day has been so far, but you've described it pretty well.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have planned the rest of the day kinkyb!tch?
What did they bring you, Spurs? Now I want Macayos, maybe for dinner I will go.
ReplyDeleteI need to go get some stuff for my brakes. Im gonna learn how to change my brake pads on my truck.
Spurs, do single men have sex toys, or is that something that you only think of if a partner brings it up?
I mean, my SUV, not my truck. Sorry, Easy V.
ReplyDeleteWell, they brought chicken, meat, rice, tortillas, chips and salsa.
ReplyDeleteSome jalepenos too, but I passed on those.
As far as sex toys? I don't have any.
does Shaniqua have an abdomen scar or is that like a crease in her gut?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have again kinkyb!tch? Explorer or was it a Cherokee?
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteI just had my teeth cleaned yesterday, and he told me I should get the wisdom teeth pulled as well. My gums feel pretty beat up. Maybe your dentist scraped a little too hard, and it hasn't healed yet? He told me i will feel better by the end of the week, but I am irritated as hell today. Did he use the ultrasonic machine, or just manual?
passed on the jalapenos? Pussy.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I would think that any toys men would have would be to use on a chick or to use together, so you guys probably dont just go out and buy them on your own. Like a vibrator, I can use it myself or have someone use it on me, but you guys can't really do that.
Sucks for you.
I think that's an abdomen scar kinkyb!tch. Hey, you two are like sisters!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up NTA? Getting some work done in advance of your trip?
ReplyDeletetake some ibuprofen, NTA. And get the wisdoms pulled, what is wrong with you guys carrying those things around for so long? Very few people can keep a full set w/o problems.
ReplyDeleteIf you like bitch drs., I can recommend a chick to do your wisdom extraction, NTA. Dont go to L. Raddatz though, I'm pretty sure he gets high on duty.
I wonder what she had done..it was done with a laser obviously...hmm
ReplyDeleteYeah, not as much as I should have. I wasted about an hour on the phone with directv grinding them for a better deal on my satellite bill. I have to go to the Jeep dealership in a bit and get an oil change; I am sure I will waste half my afternoon standing around that place.
ReplyDeletehey spurs, i think you got this post mixed up with yesterdays. shouldnt this be cbts last fiancee?
ReplyDeleteI'll change your oil, NTA. I'm doing that today as well.
ReplyDeleteNTA:
ReplyDeleteDo you have internet with DirecTV?
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. But I imagine this chick doesn't look as rancid naked.
NTA~ She used a combination of both but she could not get the ultrasonic back where my wisdom teeth are cause I literally bite my cheek with my wisdom teeth everytime I bite down, there is no room back there. I just got my wisdom teeth a few years ago and although they are there they have not come through all the way.
ReplyDeleteI dont see a scar on her stomach?
ReplyDeleteI had my wisdom teeth pulled a year ago. I didn't have any problems with them pushing other teeth. My dentist recommended it because wisdom teeth get softer over time. Like KB said, very few people leave them in and don't experience problems. I still have the teeth and am considering making a necklace for CBT.
ReplyDelete'Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI dont see a scar on her stomach?'
its hidden under that bucket of kfc.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteThere will be one when that bandage is taken off.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI don't see a bucket of KFC.
the kfc is under her boobs. look close to the floor.
ReplyDeletehaha anon... are you sure that's not a bucket of Church's, it's the poor man's KFC you know? By the looks of her surroundings she cannot afford KFC.
ReplyDeleteGood eye. Now I see it.
ReplyDeletewhat home isnt complete without splinter paneling?
ReplyDeleteand doesnt every home use towels for curtains?
ReplyDeleteBH~ Maybe I can add my teeth to yours and we can make a deluxe necklace?
ReplyDeleteI get free care from one of my clients. Pretty cool of him really. I don't have a problem with female doctors, etc, but she would have to be stacked and free. My dentist's assistant is a classic mexican beauty who is also stacked. She said during the polishing procedure that I shouldn't open my eyes as that polish gets all over...I was thinking funny, I seem to remember saying the same to an old girlfriend during some "polishing" too...Hehe heh...I am not a fan of medical procedures, so I will avoid the wisdom teeth thing if no problems.
ReplyDeleteBy the way KB, I have a somewhat unique medical allergy- are you interested in that stuff?
Funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she lives in a log cabin.
a log cabin? did you know that the lincoln logs used to come with plans to build uncle toms cabin? truth.
ReplyDeletenot really, NTA, but shoot.
ReplyDeleteAnon-towels? Is that an upgrade from bed sheets?
Hey Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteYou know what I just noticed? Check out what she's doing with her left hand.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteNo, I have qwest internet.
Elfie, that sounds about right. He said the worst gum issues always happen around the wisdom teeth and if yours are hidden that is difficult.
KB, sure, you can change my oil; we can fit that in while my jeep is at the dealership. LOL...
no kb, an upgrade from aluminum foil.
ReplyDeleteI wish I got free care, this is straight out of pocket for me... I have to get these things out though, one of them is completely sideways.
ReplyDeletespurs, shes just robbing the news crew. its a force of habit.
ReplyDeleteNTA:
ReplyDeleteI don't know of anyone with DirecTV internet, but from what I've read it's supposed to be badass.
nta, usually the problems will present in a non-dental related way. Headaches, jaw pain, neck pain, shoulder pain. Sometimes it just starts at one place and radiates to surrounding areas, leading you to believe it is something else altogether. Have you seen your x-rays? Are the teeth completely erected from the gumline? And if so, do they cause no discomfort (like Elfie's cheeck biting problem) and no teeth crowding?
ReplyDeleteThis dr is not stacked. She is a Persian rude broad, but some dudes like to be abused. She will be real nice to you if you pay cash though, imagine that.
"spurs, shes just robbing the news crew. its a force of habit."
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking funny.
Doesn't DirecTV bundle with Qwest for their internet... I know here that's what they do.
ReplyDelete"spurs, shes just robbing the news crew. its a force of habit."
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking funny.
That was fucking funny... Which Anon is on right now?
The one from AZ.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know which one that is?
ReplyDeletewhere is this chicks other boob?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYou know how you can tell the two main Anon's apart?
The Anon in Florida capitalizes the first word of each sentence. AZ Anon doesn't ever capitalize anything.
I think he hates me and you, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteIsnt he the one who laughed at us for doing kegels?
It's tucked under her armpit KB
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteHe's the main Anonymous who comments.
you mean like this.
ReplyDeletei do that sometimes. and i forgo punctuation at times as well. i have noticed that commas are the only one that are typically needed. other than that, no biggie, your point gets across.
So if he hates us then the one in Florida is the one who said we were the only cool ones here?
ReplyDelete"you mean like this."
ReplyDeleteExactly.
i dont know elfie, maybe someone shot her with an AK47 and her jug saved her?
ReplyDeleteHell I don't know, Elife. I thought Lindsay said we were the only cool ones here?
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteMine actually came in about a dozen years ago when I was so poor I could barely pay rent, so I never got treatmenet then; they partially shattered so all that is left is mostly the roots, so they fit in there now. I already suffered the pain when they were breaking in badly so I don't feel like going getting surgery now and experiencing the pain twice. It was excruciating. I took an old girfriend to Nogales for dental work, and she got three teeth pulled for $60 total. The dentist seemed very competent, and his office was full of americans, I just don't like crossing the border.
Two I don't know's in a row. This is not looking good for me.
ReplyDeletedoes anyone remember that skit on snl when buckwheat got shot?
ReplyDeleteThat is a good question. Where is her right boob?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, NTA, you are an abscess waiting to happen. Get those roots out! That is harder to dig out, I'll let you know that right now, but you are asking for trouble leaving them in. Additionally, pus pockets absorb Lidocaine, so the odds of a surgeon being able to numb you and do the surgery locally diminsh.
ReplyDeleteGo see bitch T. Keyhani. Don't tell her I sent you, she will deliberatly not numb you beforehand if you do.
Vaguely Anonymous. I tried looking for a clip, couldn't find it.
ReplyDeleteI better stop leaving all these doctor names on here, I'm gonna get sued.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you got my back, right? You will claim I got name jacked and or delete the commentary I added to their names?
ReplyDeleteyeah, it was a long time ago when that was shown.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you have anything to worry about kinkyb!tch. I'm pretty sure those Doctors aren't checking this site out.
ReplyDeleteI dont like crossing the order either, it's going to be between $210-$380 a tooth where I am going.
ReplyDeleteIf they are shattered then don't you have exposed roots and/or decaying tooth in your gums? that can cause jaw bone disease and degeneration
I told you her boob is tucked under her armpit for better control, can have those thigns swingin around on camera, that would be just about as inappropriate as not wearing a bra and having your fat gut hanging out on camera.
ReplyDeleteGreat point Streets.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteI hadn't been to a dentist since I was in high school. I hated dentists. They did xrays yesterday, and I did look at them closely. He said everything looked good. He seemed a little disappointed that he only needed to clean my teeth. I think he wanted to do me a bigger favor. LOL... He said there should be cavities. He said generally take them out, but that don't bother extracting unless you have problems with them.
My dentist is persian too, and his offices are on the west side. The persians have a dental mafia.
Spurs, Elfie's right about the qwest bundling DTV. It was irritating dealing with qwest about my directv bill, so I unbundled it. Qwest sucks.
and almost as atrocious as wearing a pink tank top with maroon sweat pants.
ReplyDeleteNTA:
ReplyDeleteA "dental mafia?"
Funny. And that's weird that DirecTV chooses to do that.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteWhat? That's stylish.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteProbably something by Armani.
man I just had the best fucking gyro
ReplyDeleteFrom what place Wopness?
ReplyDeleteThe fat greek
ReplyDeleteI luff gyros! I just ate there this past weekend, gyro greek salad and hummus platter
ReplyDeleteThe Fat Greek sounds like a place that knows how to cook food (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteYum.. i think I was greek in a past life
ReplyDeletePicture from that night
ReplyDeletehttp://www.talkpromdresses.com/prom-pictures/files/pictures/ghettoprom011-copy.jpg
she's the one on the on the far left.
My dentist is Persian too! I chose that though. I prefer my doctors to be from India or the Middle East and also to be women.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThose are some fancy dresses. You should pick up something like that.
Why's that Bitchhog?
ReplyDeleteYeah man the Fat Greek is addicting... I already want to get another one
ReplyDeleteMy children's dentist is persian too... mine is asian and has been my dentist ever since I've had teeth. He no longer does peds though, otherwise my kids would go to him too.
ReplyDeleteBh-yeah they are real sweet to the patients. Not so much to their staff.
ReplyDeleteI have never been to Fat Greek. I wonder if they have them here?
elfie! I want those to be my bridesmaid dress!
ReplyDeleteElfie - your dentist isnt on 5th street is he?
ReplyDeleteI know for afact there is one on scottsdale (and camelback?)
ReplyDeleteKB - the fat greek is independent, only in Tucson, and greek food, DUH!
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI know for afact there is one on scottsdale (and camelback?)"
If so its a different company all together, I know the owner and he only has 2, here in town, independently owned (not a franchise)
No he's on Camp Lowell, in the newer medical plaza there.
ReplyDeleteOh dang I'm thinking of the other one, Big Fat Greek Restaurant and not fat greek which is in the university area.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you may infer what you will from my preferences.
ReplyDeleteHave a swell day.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteOh dang I'm thinking of the other one, Big Fat Greek Restaurant and not fat greek which is in the university area."
Yeah that one is a chain, not bad food, but an evil, over-priced chain
KB I will make you a dress like that.
ReplyDeleteBH - hows the buhdunkadunk doing?
ReplyDeleteI think I will have a cutout right above the butt crack,rather than on the hip. THat waymy girls can show some butt cleavage as they are walking down the aisle.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNow that would be the definition of classy.
butt cleavage? Hot
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI was just wondering. You have a swell day too.
yeah, that sounds good.
ReplyDeleteMake it cut so my rack is pushed up and looks bigger than it is also. I enjoy that look as well.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteCheck your e-mail.
Sorry, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI didn't listen to the audio either. What if it is a trick, like that "inspiring" song by 2 Live Crew link?
No, it's not kinkyb!tch. Check it out.
ReplyDelete