Thursday, February 18, 2010

67 year old badass

CBT might like this but the old guy isn't wearing a confederate flag shirt. But his shirt does say, "I AM a motherf*cker".

p.s. I called da amber lamps!



198 comments:

  1. the chick sitting next to that black dude is hot....and shes wearing purple pantyhose?

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  2. was the amberlamps thing supposed to be funny? racist.

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  3. racist? maybe i am. so?

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  4. I'd say so as well. And the ghetoo trah who was rummaging through the guy's bag is a loser too.

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  5. Does he really need an ambulance? How is this guy ever going to live this down?

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  6. I don't get the amber lamps?

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  7. I think Anonymous meant when the black ladies said ambulance.

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  8. I like how she tells him to beat that white man's ass and then says to call the cops since she recorded it.

    I wish they would record the cops watching the video.

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  9. Exactly. I think she mentioned suing him in there too.

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  10. Indeed, I thought that was funny too.

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  11. I've watched the video a few times now. I like how the white dude says, "I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them."

    Classic.

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  12. aw fuck...im drunk.

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  13. Oh yeah? You go out to the bar tonight?

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  14. yeah....the bar was fun. lots of tail.

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  15. i dont remember the name of the bar but it was fun!

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  16. Indeed, that video is classic. Especially at the end.

    I have to give that old lady some credit. Can you imagine some chick like that all up in your face?

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  17. its hard NOT to be a racist.

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  18. thank god semi-autos were invented.

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  19. I've thought about getting a concealed weapon permit.

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  20. fuck yes. i carry a 18.5" remington 870 supermagnum with 00 buck and a xd40 handgun. i WANT to be fucked with.

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  21. You have a permit? Or did you just say "Fuck it, I'll carry it around."

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  22. i have a short temper and an itchy trigger finger.

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  23. i just carry it around. and when the cops get there i can always say i had it in plain view. my word against a corpse.

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  24. "and when the cops get there i can always say i had it in plain view"

    What do you mean by plain view? I mean, don't you still have to have a permit?

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  25. I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. Sorry you are feeling worse.

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  26. you do if you want to carry concealed and loaded. but i carry c&c without a permit.

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  27. plain view = where it can be seen without a search warrant.

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  28. thanks spursies

    glad I am at home and not AZ to battle it =0

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  29. I understand the "plain view" part, but I was just wondering how that would help your case if you are carrying an illegal weapon.

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  30. No problme. And yeah Pam, that wouldn't have been fun.

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  31. Anonymous:

    You ever go to a shooting range?

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  32. illegal? how? the federal mandate for a shotgun is 18". and all my guns are not stolen. and a supermagnum will put a hole in you big enough for me to do doughnuts in.

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  33. spurs, i have been using firearms since i was 5. i have killed birds in flight with a .22 bolt action rifle. i have no problem with my shot.

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  34. Anonymous why are you talking about this ?

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  35. That's cool. I figured you knew your way around guns, just curious if you ever go to a shooting range. I used to work at one in Houston.

    It was great.

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  36. Pam:

    Did you watch the video?

    Watch it. That's why anonymous is talking about weapons.

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  37. spurs, have you ever shot a .50 cal barrett? you will cum and shit at the same time.

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  38. I will but if its about guns I dont like guns

    and spurs, I Am ignoring that person, I am too sick to care.

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  39. No Pam, it's not about guns. Just watch the video and you'll understand.

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  40. badass is an understatement. if you ever make it to scottsdale go to the scottsdale gun club. its a mans dream come true. you can fucking rent sub-machine guns.

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  41. I've always wanted to shoot a machine gun. All I've ever shot was hunting rifles, shotguns, and pistols.

    Never a machine gun. And I always was curious as to what it was like shooting an RPG.

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  42. spurs, imagine your dick having the force to kill somebody or something....thats a sub-machine gun. welcome to your new addiction.

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  43. How many times have you fired a sub-machine gun?

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  44. well, i had semi's that i converted, so i would say quite a few times.

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  45. the only thing that sucks about full auto is the accuracy drops....alot!!

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  46. A dick can kill some one

    if it has aids

    .. duh

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  47. I'd like to shoot a squirrel with one anonymous. Or like a sparrow or something.

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  48. shoot a human, they are the worst animals.

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  49. You're not a big fan of the human race, are you?

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  50. a long time. a really long time.

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  51. anonymous have you killed a person ?

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  52. one time i raped somebody with a .357 magnum.

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  53. it was a custom dan wesson with a combat set-up.

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  54. trust me, i know a million ways to kill besides a gun. i have had years of cqc training.

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  55. close quarter combat.

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  56. and thats exactly why i wont go to chefs party. i would get easily annoyed and probably end up fucking somebody up. no offense to chef.

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  57. i loved it. thats what makes or breaks a fight. you learn sambo, roman-greco, etc.

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  58. just smartasses. most people are omk as long as they dont try to be bigger than what they are. that annoys me.

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  59. "most people are omk as long as they dont try to be bigger than what they are"

    Booze doesn't help that situation either.

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  60. meh, booze might help.

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  61. You ever get into fights when you go out to bars?

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  62. So let me ask you. If you were sitting on that bus, and that black dude was talking shit to that white guy like that, what would you have done?

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  63. i would have said, 'listen white boy do your business.'

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  64. but if that black dude would have fucked with me i would have jabbed my thumbs in his eyes.

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  65. or palm shot his nose.

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  66. fuck yeah....sometimes thats more effective than a punch.

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  67. ok man. time for sleep. later gator. bh, i want a personal dance video.

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  68. She posted on at Drew's, but it was only a side shot of her face. You couldn't even see her face. She did submit a dance video, I think Anonymous is trying to get her to submit another one.

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  69. http://theupskirter.blogspot.com/2010/02/very-cute-jenifer-benitez-olympic-diver.html?zx=170e90a26b5f3401

    did you see that
    lol it make me giigle

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  70. Damn, I was hoping for more than that.

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  71. IT was more then the usual swimmer =)

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  72. spurskies hehe, hhehehehehe.
    lol!. sorry i miss spamela.. =)

    I am going to go watch tv and maybe sleep or something
    =0 I am so hungry
    I wonder how much weight you loose for not eating in 3 days ?

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  73. All right. Good night Pam.

    As far as how much weight you'll lose. I don't know, I guess it depends on if you are drinking fluids or not.

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  74. I am drinking water and gatorade

    I dont really need to loose weight like I said right now I look preggers so I Cant tell heh not your baby I swear
    !

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  75. Yeah, I really wasn't worried that it was my baby.

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  76. You know the worse part other then missing out on a trip, money and publicity is the fact I got new fake nails, a custom spray tan and a hair cut..


    lol I guess I am looking good for the flu

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  77. meow. how do you function off of no sleep at work ?

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  78. I'm tired a lot. I took a nap for a little while tonight, and I'm about to go to bed in a little bit.

    I'm always tired during the weekdays, but over the weekends I sleep a ton.

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  79. Like I always say

    like a kitty =)

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  80. Oh, I got you. They do. So do dogs.

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  81. want to get one when we get married ?

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  82. Yeah, we'll pick up an elephant, couple of tigers, a zebra and maybe even an alien or two when we get married.

    As a matter of fact, I'll get an alligator to be my best man at our wedding.

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  83. hehe
    I like the way you think =)!

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  84. I Want a big white bunny to carry my roses pretty please

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  85. All right Pam, I'm going to bed. Good night. Hope you feel better when you wake up.

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  86. "SPURS FAN said...

    "and when the cops get there i can always say i had it in plain view"

    What do you mean by plain view? I mean, don't you still have to have a permit?"

    AZ and NM have the most unrestrictive carry laws in the nation. You can pretty carry what you want as long as it's not concealed. Just strap on a gunbelt.

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  87. "Anonymous said...

    while cbt is still wiping his dick off from the muzzleloaders of yesteryear, you can shoot a fucking tank killer."


    "SPURS FAN said...

    I've always wanted to shoot a machine gun. All I've ever shot was hunting rifles, shotguns, and pistols.

    Never a machine gun. And I always was curious as to what it was like shooting an RPG."

    I was trained on the M16 (with and without the M203 grenade launcher attachment), Colt 1911, the AK47, the AK74, SKS, M60, Ma Deuce (M1A2 .50cal), LAAW rocket and I've used a B40 (RPG) and an old German MG42 in combat. The B40 and the LAAW are fun, but not as much fun as Ma Deuce or the MG42. The .50 will turn concrete block buildings to dust in about 30 rounds. The MG42 (7.92mm) puts out 1200 rounds a minute, you can't aim that fucker because of the recoil, you use it like a shotgun, 6 to 10 round bursts in the target's general direction. The AK47 is the best overall combat infantry weapon ever produced, it's idiot proof, fires a 7.62x39 round (like the SKS). I keep an SKS by my bed with Russian AP rounds (depleted uranium core). Those rounds will go through a 1/2 inch of armor plate or a car motor and still kill what's on the other side. Also, I have a Hawken .50 percussion muzzle loader (replica) and that fucker will knock a buffalo down.

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  88. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

    What's always intrigued me was the 40mm nose cannon on the ME109 (WW2 German fighter). The pilot's seat was mounted on the casing over the action of the cannon so these guys were really shooting big rounds from right under their cocks.

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  89. Damn CBT, seems you've had some training with weapons.

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  90. CBT, you mean you don't believe Anon is really a deadly weapon ready to explode?

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  91. What, with he reference of both Sambo and Roman-Greco, you don't want to mess with him.

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  92. What are you doing up so early EV? You heading into work?

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  93. "SPURS FAN said...

    Damn CBT, seems you've had some training with weapons."


    EV said...

    CBT, you mean you don't believe Anon is really a deadly weapon ready to explode?"

    The training I had was standard for a paratrooper in the early 80's. I left out my absolute favorite implement of destruction, the Claymore. A pound of C4 with 250 .00 buckshot size pellets imbeded in it. I killed 31 Sandanistas with a chain Claymore set up with two twists of the detonators. Maybe 3 seconds. Killing someone with a knife is the most grisly, horrible thing you can imagine. We were taught not to cut their throats like you see in the movies, but to jamb the knife into the base of their skull. If you cut someone's throat it can take up to 3 minutes for them to bleed out and their thrashing around, elevating the risk of discovery. Stabbing them at the base of the skull severs the spinal cord, rendered the subject motionless, and kills virtually instantaneously.

    No one who's ever actually killed someone up close talks shit like Anonymous did last night, sober. Taking another human's life isn't fun, whatever method you use, unless you're a fucking psychopath. That's why I resigned my commission as soon as I could.

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  94. Na, what we had to do there for now was short lived.

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  95. I think Anonymous has watched too many Zombie movies.

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  96. Yeah, I got your e-mail CBT. I responded back.

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  97. Haven't smoked yet, but I may in a little bit.

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  98. You know, Anon sounds like this kid we used to work with. Kids mouth was six times bigger than his fists.

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  99. Yeah EV, a bowl first thing in the morning is the best.

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  100. Now you've convinced me I should smoke one, Spurs.

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  101. I should be a spokesman for Just Say No.

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  102. We'll finally know today whether Amare is leaving or not. I'm starting to think no.

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  103. I am on my way out, but just wanted to wish WOP the best of luck in tracking the black dude down, as I know that is the type of scum he normally defends. He's probably been playing this video in slowmo all morning looking for clues.

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  104. That's funny Giraffe. I appreciate you leaving a comment before you leave this morning.

    I know Wop will appreciate it.

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  105. Oh yeah she got me so good. I'll represent anyone with the exception of sex offenders, as long as they have money.. because thats the American way.

    If me defending a black man charged with assault during a bus altercation makes me less of a person than someone spending daddies money and the states for mental SSI, then I guess I'll be a lesser person, with my own money for the rest of my life...

    bitch

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  106. eh just administering justice to the people

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  107. Cool. You ever going to serve up another dish in your avatar? It might be time.

    And check your e-mail when you get a chance.

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  108. I change it every monday spurs

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  109. Oh, is that the routine? I remember the previous dish, I didn't realize that pic has only been up since Monday. Been a long week man.

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  110. Yes it really has

    I need a vacation

    and to motorboat elfie

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  111. I still crack up everytime I see this video.

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  112. No shit. It's really funny man. I really enjoy when the black guy yells, "Beat that nigga ass" to the white guy.

    So funny.

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  113. I guess we know why they call him Pinky.

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  114. Nice pic of the Ghetto Leprechaun guy EV.

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  115. She was calling the white guy Pinky.

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  116. I was trying to find a picture of that face he made when he looked right at the camera but couldn't get one.

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  117. Really? I thought I heard a few of them start saying Pinky when the black dude stood up.

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  118. No, she was saying Pinky as a derogatory term to the white guy.

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  119. I figured I'd give the helmet a rest during off-season.

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  120. That must have been a tough decision to take the helmet down.

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  121. You should use an avatar, Spurs. It's more aesthetically pleasing.

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  122. Yeah, you are right. I'm getting a little tired of the orange B myself.

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  123. I think I will change my avatar as well.

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  124. I figure this avatar will get annoying soon enough.

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  125. with all the threats of being outed, I figured I would lead into it myself.

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  126. That's interesting. Looking forward to your next pic.

    Will it be an every Monday thing like Wopness?

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  127. Spurs, I am shopping around my photos. I expect around 10k. Will it be you or Drew?

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  128. Can either of you even afford that?

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  129. I would probably have to buy into one of Drew's schemes befor ehe sent me the big cash money anyway.

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  130. Smartass. Is it even worth it?

    Of course, I already know the answer to that.

    Cheater! Grabbing 200 like that!!

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  131. It is. It's like #200 is Boardwalk.

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  132. Thanks. I have an extra jump in my step now. I am going to go do my victory dance now.

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  133. I like how you were typing fast. And yes, you probably would have to buy into his "schemes."

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  134. well, I knew you were lurking and trying to grab it. haha

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  135. Actually, just so you'll know, I was typing, "I'll go ahead and let you grab 200."

    But you did 3 fast comments in a row to grab it, so I changed what I wrote.

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  136. BH, you have beautiful hair!

    Since Wop will never defend a sex offender, I guess I better stop eyeballing the HS football team we donate to every year. Shit. There go my plans I had for their prom. Thanks a lot, Wop.

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  137. You trying to copy your ex? You want to end up on an offender list kinkyb!tch?

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  138. I'm pretty sure that was Drew. Especially with the poster.

    If that was supposed to be a shot at me, I should let you know that Anonymous posted this.

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  139. Anonymous sure talks a big game for someone who hasn't even the courage to tell us his name. Ironic isn't it?

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