You think that person in the first search might be a sexual deviant? I'm thinking he (I'm sure it has to be a he) is. Now check out the second search. You think someone is a stripper, and might have just gotten breast implants? My guess is yes.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
More fun with Google searches
You think that person in the first search might be a sexual deviant? I'm thinking he (I'm sure it has to be a he) is. Now check out the second search. You think someone is a stripper, and might have just gotten breast implants? My guess is yes.
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Spurs, your second pic made me laugh...look at what is typed in your google search box.
ReplyDeleteI know it isn't that funny, but it made me lol and for a bit. Thanks for the laugh, I owe you one.
It is funny. Didn't you read what I wrote kinkyb!tch? You know that has to be a stripper who just got implants.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a laugh though.
Probably. That is odd that your page came up though.
ReplyDeleteIt reminded me of something though...once I was at the library doing homework and per usual, I ventured over to FB, Ebay, etc., and wanted to come here, but when I typed your site name into the search engine, it blocked this site due to 'porn'! Hah! I was pissed and have yet to return to that discriminatory library.
Did you go to mass this AM, Spurs?
It blocked it? That sucks. Probably because "Porn" has been written in the title of posts a time or two.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I didn't go to mass. Funny, because a lady next door just asked me that. I went over and grabbed some food. Today it was Luby's. I got fish, broccoli and mac and cheese.
It looks good.
I take it you went to mass?
NTA-why are you choosing today of all special days to me (Ash Wednesday) to be mean to me? Is it because I told you my cry of 'fuck you' was not a promise? I wasn't being mean...I was just trying to be honest and upfront with you. It's the best way to start out a friendship.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies for spelling words wrong as well. We started off so good, now look at us. E-miscommunicating already. I thought you were an Aries?
So did you waterboard Doug kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI did not Spurs. Call me crazy, but..I think if I did step foot in a church, I'd be struck by lightning. Not the good kind, but the bad kin
ReplyDeletewaterboard?
ReplyDeleteWere you raised Catholic? And no, I don't think you'd be struck by lightning.
ReplyDeleteOh, I assumed you looked at the comments on the Getrad post when mentioning NTA.
ReplyDeleteKbiz,
ReplyDeleteI guess I am sensitive and was lashing out, and forgot my catholic roots that today was Ash Wed...I didn't take the fuck you to heart-I am old enough to know women frequently break their promises, so no harm done. Actually I was broken up that you said you hate me, but then I realized there is a thin line between love and hate and you are having a hard time walking it. So I forgive you.
Way to be a bigger person NTA.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I'm half Mexican..it's like a given that I'd be raised Catholic, no?
ReplyDeleteBut I don't call myself that, or anything really. I think if you want to label yourself you should have to follow all the rules that they hold, and I couldn't do that as a Catholic, so I don't use it. I am familiar with it because I was around it for so long though. I still have a longing to be somewhere more solid, but I don't think being a Catholic is the road for me. Or any organized religion really.
Spurs, she missed those, and you had to bring it up? Oh god, she was worked up over being noted for misspellings....
ReplyDelete"Yeah. I'm half Mexican..it's like a given that I'd be raised Catholic, no?"
ReplyDeleteTrue kinkyb!tch, and I figured that, just didn't want to assume.
My bad NTA, I figured she would eventually go look anyway.
ReplyDeleteI did..but I must've missed waterboard, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI said I hated you, NTA? Shit, my bad. I don't. Let the spursfansays.com record show that I had a bad afternoon/early evening yesterday, so anything I said during the hours that followed should be ignored. Unless it was really funny and/or charming, then go ahead and add it the list of "why I like kbeezy".
Oh, and kinkyb!tch, as far as that library you were at? I forgot to write that you should go burn it down, being it didn't let you get on here. But that is good you haven't gone back.
ReplyDeletewell now im off to go look..
ReplyDeleteThe record shows that kinkyb!tch. And I'm glad that you actually wrote spursfansays.com on the record again.
ReplyDeleteI had to do a search on what waterboarding is. I don't think I've ever heard of that..that is fucked up. Wiki even has a pic of a dude in Iceland getting it done to him. I've always wanted to go to Iceland, now I'm not sure.
ReplyDeleteDo you notice that when I arrive here it is by searching for 'spursfan.com' and not spursfansays. Hahaha. It always finds the site though. Lately I have been typing it in the searchbox the right way though.
I have a book coming out on the first of Nonotever called The Little Black Book of Reasons to like Kbeezy...I unfortunately, motorboating is not one of them, as it missed publishing deadline.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. That's why I mentioned that I was happy you wrote spursfansays.com on the record.
I even took a screenshot about a week ago of you coming here on the search spursfan.com, but I wasn't going to post it.
NTA:
ReplyDeleteYou made a book out of half a page?
*Delete "...I"
ReplyDeleteI have to get rolling on a few things if I am going to burn the afternoon on some fishing. I will catch up with you later, Spurs. By, KB!
Later on NTA. Have fun fishing man.
ReplyDeleteHah! Yeah don't post that, Spurs. Then everyone will see which site I exit to..then they will find my videos on pornhub.com. I can't have that, I have a reputation to uphold.
ReplyDeleteNTA-I'm very conceited and need to know what was in that little black book. I am sure everyone here contributed, but adding who submitted what would really make my heart smile as well.
Ohmygosh! That would be an amazing post. You should write it, NTA. Do not feel like you have to live up to my creative posts though, it will overwhelm you and you will quit before you even start.
Spurs, good one! I am not busting on KB any more today, so I can't play along. I can't believe she didn't go off as it was. Have a good afternoon.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI already found your videos.
NTA:
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch has a good sense of humor. And I think you should do a post like she suggests. I mean, you have five seconds to spare sometime, don't you?
Half a page is still half more than you have on your side, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteYou think so kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteThe little black book of Reasons to Like KB:
ReplyDelete1. She doesn't have a moustache.
2. She probably makes half-good salsa.
3. Her constant muff-bluffing will lead to three way make out session with random guy and a hot chick at the bird's nest.
Thank you. the End.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI mean, the only reason why that might be the case is because an "ode" to me would be written on stones, that way future generations would be able to see it.
NTA:
ReplyDeleteDamn, you were able to come up with 3 things?
I am an aspiring fiction writer, Spurs, so it was easy to come up with three things- and it doesn't necessarily have to be true, right?
ReplyDeleteOk. I can't get into this, it starts to look like Pile on KB day, and I can't do it.
I now feel like I should make her an actual list, but its bad practice handing out compliments for free, as it bleeds into your real life, and women don't respect guys who give them too much praise.
"I am an aspiring fiction writer, Spurs,"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. All I know is if you were able to come up with a book for kinkyb!tch, you'd have editors and publishers blowing up your e-mail.
3. Is very solid NTA, very solid indeed. I mean, you only live once and the bird's nest is out of my zip code, so it's legit that I will get a bye on that behavior if it ever hits the news.
ReplyDelete2. Is way off. I make the best salsa ever, including pico de gallo.
spurs, your lunch sounds gross. I ate two pb/honey sandwiches. I dropped a bit of honey on my desk and contemplated licking it up. They were that good.
Kinkyb!tch my lunch was excellent. You're just mad you had what amounts to prison food.
ReplyDeletenta-only young dumb broads abide by that last statement you made. Im not dumb, so you know I would never do such a thing to you.
ReplyDelete"Spurs, your second pic made me laugh...look at what is typed in your google search box.
ReplyDeleteI know it isn't that funny, but it made me lol and for a bit. Thanks for the laugh, I owe you one."
I looked at that second pic again. Now I get what you meant kinkyb!tch. The "BMD."
No, it was good. I'm thinking of starting a social experiment of sorts on you all. I will eat like that everyday for about 3 months, won't work out, and I will gain like 25 pounds. Then I will see who here still likes me/wants to bang me. I mean..it will still be me, but chubby, it shouldnt matter, right? But save your answer for the experiment..I think I am going to enjoy pulling the puppet strings.
ReplyDeleteyeah stoopid. what did you think I meant?
ReplyDeleteI don't think that "experiment" would end very well kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThe search term the person used.
ReplyDeletewhy wouldnt it end well, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI dont think anyone here is that shallow, do you? Well Wop is, but anyone else?
No, I think Wop is the shallow one. I mean, he made a crack about No Longer Awake in the Winter Bear, so I wouldn't put anything past him.
ReplyDeletewhy i gotta be shallow
ReplyDeleteSPURS! That is mean, fuckhead.
ReplyDeleteI think it would end badly too. You guys would all hate me and not think I was funny all of a sudden and the chubber jokes (a la MT) would go through the roof. It would make my little heart sad to see all that shallowness up front from you all.
Sometimes I click on old posts over there>>
and the other day I was looking at one of MT. She wasn't even fat, but omg, so many people were so mean to her. She had a nice rack and nice hair. I think I would probably make out with her, too.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhat is mean?
JESUS H. CHRIST! THEY FIXED THE MOTHERFUCKING BRONCO! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
ReplyDeleteI would for sure touch her rack..omg, can you imagine how soft those things are?
ReplyDeleteit would be like..warm, soft, marshmallows, right off the campfire, but not sticky (yet). Oh man, she should come back here and post more.
ReplyDeleteYes kinkyb!tch, some people were mean to *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeletekbiz said...
ReplyDelete"...and the other day I was looking at one of MT. She wasn't even fat, but omg, so many people were so mean to her. She had a nice rack and nice hair. I think I would probably make out with her, too."
I'd not only do Jenn, I'd take her out in public first, two things I wouldn't do with RQ or DG.
And I wish she would come back here and post more too.
ReplyDeletewop-you just are, roll with it.
ReplyDeleteceebs-your underwhelming response to their hardwork is depressing.
spurs-look at what you called him. mean.
I have the sudden desire to rub my rack..mt has nice tittays. I'd say nicer than Elfies, only cause I think hers are kinda hard?
I think "Ceebs" was looking for a new ride from the radio station kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDamn, that sucks CBT. So what are you going to do with it?
I mean, you have a Tacoma now."
The Tacoma is a personal vehicle, the Bronco is a company one and the company pays for the gas. I guess I'll drive the goddamn Bronco during the day.
I'm curious CBT, how much does a radio advertisement cost? I know it depends on the hour, but afternoon or whenever peak hours are, how much is a spot?
ReplyDeletekb, all they did was refill the transmission and replace the seal. It set at the shop because the lazy fuckers took a week and half off because it snowed.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI'm curious CBT, how much does a radio advertisement cost? I know it depends on the hour, but afternoon or whenever peak hours are, how much is a spot?"
Spurs check your email.
What is it? Top secret? I'll check my mail though.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think "Ceebs" was looking for a new ride from the radio station kinkyb!tch."
Yes I was. After having a demo for 17 of the last 21 years, it chaps my ass to have to own a vehicle.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat is it? Top secret? I'll check my mail though."
It was easier to send you a media kit than type all that shit out here.
So do you leave the Bronco there at the station when you leave for the day?
ReplyDeleteI understand CBT. Just giving you a hard time.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo do you leave the Bronco there at the station when you leave for the day?"
No, I drive that fucker home, too. No one at the station knows I bought the Tacoma yet. I was driving the other station vehicle, a 2003? Windstar van with the same logos as the Bronco has. The cowboy hat went really well with the right wing, lunatic fringe soccer momma ride.
Interesting rate package CBT.
ReplyDeleteWow, a Windstar van. Smooth.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWow, a Windstar van. Smooth."
Yeah. No redneck teenagers thought that one was cool.
"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteI'd not only do Jenn, I'd take her out in public first, two things I wouldn't do with RQ or DG."
LMMFAO
Can't imagine they would CBT.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteInteresting rate package CBT."
Yeah? Rush is the most expensive package we have.
Glad you liked that Wop.
ReplyDelete"kbiz said...
ReplyDeletecause it isn't. Shit, how did you get any ass rollin around in that?"
I didn't.
"kbiz said...
ReplyDeletecause it isn't. Shit, how did you get any ass rollin around in that?"
I didn't."
I'm still tryin' to behave. I'm meetin' my girl in Atlanta the first weekend in March, though.
Spurs, more mail. One thing I like about Spurs is his innate curiosity about shit that really doesn't matter to him, like radio advertising. It's a sign of intelligence, unlike a fixation with Twilight or a delusion that Britney Spears ever made any relevant music.
ReplyDeletekb, Spurs more mail.
ReplyDeletespurs! remember suburban housewife? she has a christmas video, it is so funny!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePespv-2w-I&feature=related
ceebs-if it is a gregblast I will kill you.
"One thing I like about Spurs is his innate curiosity about shit that really doesn't matter to him, like radio advertising. It's a sign of intelligence"
ReplyDeleteI am very intelligent CBT, thank you for recognizing that.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI forgot to tell you. I watched that movie Notorious over the weekend. I thought it was pretty good.
Damn CBT, you really blew up my mail.
ReplyDeleteblah
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam?
ReplyDeletewoke up
ReplyDeleteyou ?>
Not much. Feeling any better?
ReplyDeletea wittle better.
ReplyDeleteim just sad I am not in the sun
A "wittle?"
ReplyDeleteThat's good. Yeah, I understand it's a bummer you won't be in the sun, but you can always reschedule.
yeah he said two weeks he will call me later and said " hehe" which made me think of spamela lol
ReplyDeleteOh and kinkyb!tch, I'll watch that video when I get home. I'll be sure to give you my review. I know you'll be waiting for my opinion.
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteHe said "hehe?"
spurs: yeah its a great movie...
ReplyDeletehowever, just like with anything, when you know the real story the inaccuracies are somewhat annoying...
True. What inaccuracies did you notice?
ReplyDeletejust timelines... some of his relationships with people were off.. he was never an absent father as portrayed...
ReplyDeleteid have to watch it again, not as stoned to be able to answer with more specifics
yeah, we are still okay. I think hes sad I am not there, i had been telling him how bad I Was going to rape him.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteThe guy who played Biggie sounded a lot like him I thought. And the Lil Kim character was good. The Faith Evans character looked a lot like the real Faith too.
I wasn't impressed with the Tupac character.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's heartbroken.
Spurs: That little kim character was hot as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe was. And she really sounded like her too. I liked the part where she was in the suspenders.
ReplyDeleteSpurksy durksy, hehehehehehehe. How are you?
ReplyDeleteHow's it going SPAMela? What are you up to today?
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDelete:)
i made a poopy today!
yay!
im famous!
You like to say "I'm famous" a lot don't you? Why are you famous anyway?
ReplyDeleteI found a new doctor to give me placebo!
ReplyDeleteI think he is going to fall in love with me!
hehehehehehe!!!! hahahaha!!!! lol!
Spursy, im famous because i show people my turd cutter! And my vagina hangs like an empty scrotum sack!
ReplyDeletehehehehe!!!
I just can't get over your pic. How old are you anyway?
ReplyDeletePlus, i go to the mall and i have sang at karaoke bars!
ReplyDeleteIm 21 but people think im 20 1/2.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? That's cool. What do you like to sing?
ReplyDelete20 1/2?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I can sing anything. I can make people lose control of their body functions with my singing.
ReplyDeleteI know huh? I look so young.
ReplyDeleteYou must have a nice voice. So what do you do for a living anyway?
ReplyDeleteI used to work at the mall, but i quit my job.
ReplyDeleteYou do look young. A man would be lucky to go out with you. Where do you live?
ReplyDeleteThe mall huh? I heard you can make great money there.
ReplyDeletei live in Pinetree Air Freshener. Its close to Canada.
ReplyDeleteI didnt make great money. I worked at the movie theater.
ReplyDeleteMy job there was sucking the farts out of the seats.
ReplyDeletePinetree Air Freshener huh?
ReplyDeleteSounds nice.
Sounds like a pretty demeaning job. So what are you going to do now?
ReplyDeleteIt is nice!
ReplyDeletehehehehehe!!!!
Did i tell you that I used to bang my teacher in front of the class in high school?
hehehehehe!!!
You can sing the brown noise, Spamela? You should go to Canada for the olympics tomorrow. I heard they are shitty already...
ReplyDeleteI do modeling for JC Penney. But i also show my caca pipe on the internet.
ReplyDeleteNTA, do you like me? Are you my friend?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I know its not nice to laugh, but SPAMela is a really great character. LOL...
ReplyDeleteYou used to bang your teacher huh? That's a little messed up.
ReplyDeleteNTA, have we had sex yet?
ReplyDeleteNTA:
ReplyDeleteShe is. She's a little rough though.
Hehehehehe!!!
ReplyDeleteI got more f's than anyone I know!
hehehehehe!!!
harharharhar!!!
yuck yuck yuck!!!!
No Spamela, I am afraid not. I reached my quota already. But you can tell your stories and I will laugh anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhat are "f's" SPAMela?
ReplyDeleteAre they fucks or what?
NTA doesnt like me? :(
ReplyDeleteThat makes me a sad panda :(
Im famous!!!!
Hehehehe!!!
ReplyDeleteThere both Spur-ickle!
oh yeah, Hi CBT!
ReplyDeleteIm glad you got your tractor fixed!
Tractor?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. But CBT has a Bronco.
Oops! I have to go now! I think my insides feel outside.
ReplyDeleteThe doctor said its prolapse.
I just call it the pink sock.
Hehehehehehe!!!!!
Bye four now!
Spurs, what makes me laugh is that it is a great parody; a lot of detail has been put into researching the tendencies. Its almost professional.
ReplyDeleteLater SPAMela.
ReplyDeleteNTA:
ReplyDeleteIt is almost professional. It's funny.
So did you go fishing today?
I stopped by and did some sight casting at some fish I could see, but they weren't feeding and paid no attention to a fly being dragged in front of them, so I didn't stay long. They don't seem very active there, so it might be a little early yet.
ReplyDeleteYou have a boat? Or do you just go to the docks?
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is Tiger Woods apoligizing for tomorrow? I assume he already apologized to his wife; why does he have to publicly apologize to the world? Because he knew how to throw good parties and because chicks that fucked him for his money exhibited whorish behavior? I hate this you don't get redemption until you say you are sorry in this country. What exactly does he have to be sorry to us for? Cause he is the mack daddy? He only needed to be sorry to his wife and family.
ReplyDeleteIt's on Friday isn't it? And yes, I agree with you. I mean, it's all for show anyway. Not only that, I don't believe that he's all of a sudden going to be faithful now.
ReplyDeleteBut for golf and sponshorhips I suppose it has to be done.
ReplyDeleteYou can only fish from the shore in the urban lakes. I left my boat back home for my family to wreck. I mostly like flyfishing; I am thinking about getting a sea eagle inflatable for getting into some of the small lakes in N. Arizona this summer. A lot of them are hike in lakes, but the fishing is pretty sweet. The lakes aren't very big; a dammed up stream, really.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are right, its all about the $$$. Be sorry, get a sponsorship back.
ReplyDeleteYou ever go fly fishing in Montana or at some really badass streams and rivers?
ReplyDeleteExactly. Just like Kobe.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never have. Mostly the small streams and impoundments in the black hills, some in Wyoming, and some of the areas in northern Arizona. I grew up in the plains, so we didn't have trout, so I flyfished for bass and bluegill. I am going to try to get to Lee's Ferry this year sometime; its kind of like just behind canyon lake, where the cold water coming out of the damn is prime trout water. They say lee's ferry in Page, AZ is just incredible trout fishing.
ReplyDeleteEver go deep sea fishing?
ReplyDeleteI am always surprised that these guys have no pride. He's going to go on and be a big pussy, and then the women of america can start thinking that he is now deomesticated enough to be allowed in the house again. He has enough money and he could still pull all the fresh tail he wants; he should have just the world to fuck off.
ReplyDelete*domesticated*
ReplyDeleteI agree. And not only that, he shouldn't have gotten married. It's apparent he was fucking around on her from the very beginning, and I'd say she's only sticking with him for the money, but that's the only reason she hooked up with him in the first place.
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't spent much time on the coasts. I looked at charters a few years ago in San Diego, but I was wrapped up in work when times were good, and really loved my work, and never though about vacations, then I went through a personal thing for a few years where I didn't have any enthusiasm for doing that kind of thing. I do want to jump on a charter boat and do that though in San Diego.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to go deep sea fishing. That would be fun in San Diego.
ReplyDeleteYep, he had no reason to get married. Marriage is a device by which talented wealthy people are seperated from their money by their less talented, less wealthy spouse. That deal that Jim Nantz had to do for his divorce made me sick. In addition to splitting up the assets, he has to pay her a million a year til he dies, and some other bullshit. She even admitted she didn't support his career, wouldn't show up for his public appearances, and yet she gets a pension for a mil/year? No wonder guys try to off their ex-wives.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I never knew the details on Jim Nantz's divorce. That's messed up.
ReplyDeleteAnd your right about guys trying to off their ex-wives. That's funny.
Yeah, its pretty easy to do in San Diego. There are a lot of boats that you just pay for a day or whatever, and head out to sea. Its not even expensive from what I saw. I was over there one time before my buddy sold his sail boat, and I had a pretty good time over there. I don't think I would want to live there, but its cool to visit.
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't you want to live there?
ReplyDeleteI read about it a while ago. They were married for a while, but she didn't support his career, wouldn't make public appearances, saying she wasn't interested in that. That should have made her cut less, as she didn't contribute to his income. The kicker was, he had to pay her $70K so she could go join the country club of her choice so she didn't lose her standard of living. Fucking judges. Getting married is just a bad business deal if you are the breadwinner. A housekeeper and a live in hooker would be cheaper.
ReplyDelete"A housekeeper and a live in hooker would be cheaper."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. And true. Maybe a parrot around too for some conversation once in a blue moon.
California people are like east coast people, except with better manners. I am not a hard core conservative person, but I am a red state- less government kind of guy. I am not a fan of living someplace where you have to get a permit to take a crap.
ReplyDeleteI am a little jaded, but damn, I talk to my friends who are married, and they just whine about not having the freedom to go do stuff like I do, and I look at their lives in horror at the way some of them get treated. I am not going to be a slave for someone (other than the goverment), and then pay them for that privilege after its over. Its a bad business deal, with an open ended liability.
ReplyDeleteYou look at their lives in "horror?" Damn, that's a pretty strong term you used.
ReplyDeleteIt's only not a bad deal if she has money. Then it can be a good deal.
I'd agree with ya there, NTA. Married life is for chumps.
ReplyDelete"kbiz said...
ReplyDeleteshut up, Ceebs. Im innnately curious about a lot of shit too, but no one here takes me seriously when i ask it, so i have to wonder it all alone. :( Bitches."
I will take you seriously when you ask questions that don't pertain to Harry Potter, Twilight or shitty "music".
Especially after seeing my Aunt ravage my Uncle for expenses she should have never even sniffed.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV? How did the job go today?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Lost.
EV:
ReplyDeleteYour uncle got taken to the cleaners?
Just curious, what was black, white, & graphic that you were looking at? Was it hardcore interacial porn?
ReplyDeleteCBT: stfu with your bullshit. Are you going to start making up that you rejected me too like you say about RQ?
About as good as a job can go. Plenty of eye candy to keep my mind off work, though. I very stealthily snapped a few pics on my cell phone, I had to send them to my friend as reasons why he should stop moping over his girl.
ReplyDeleteGood question DG. I forgot what that was.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteCBT: stfu with your bullshit. Are you going to start making up that you rejected me too like you say about RQ?"
I never said I rejected RQ. She just got pissed when she figured out she didn't fit in my demographic.
That was nice of you to snap pics "stealthily" for the sake of your friend EV.
ReplyDeleteTaken to the cleaners would be putting it lightly. I bet he would have given a left nut for that "50/50" horse shit.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI got bad news for you. You don't fit in CBT's "demographic" either.
Have fun in counseling.
EV:
ReplyDeleteHe got taken for more than 50 percent? That sucks.
Yes you did cbt. You said that just recently.
ReplyDeleteI would take not being in CBT's demographic as a compliment.
Dude, she got child support from his ass for their seventeen-and-a-half old kid. She also came out of it with the house and enough cash to not work for a few years and counting, and a new vehicle. Oh, and she's taking his ass to court again.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDG:
I got bad news for you. You don't fit in CBT's "demographic" either."
Very true. I prefer my women to be snoutless.
Damn EV, what did he cheat on her or what?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I never cared for him. He's not from my family and I always thought he was sort of a jackass. It's hard not to feel sorry for the fuck, especially because my Aunts annoying with her hands always out.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteYes you did cbt. You said that just recently.
I would take not being in CBT's demographic as a compliment."
I'd be interested to see that comment. My demographic is female, under 30 and furless.
She said He did, but she's the only one who ever accused him. She's a clinger, though. Apart for so long and she still hounds people for information about him. Top it all off, she tries relentlessly to get their kids to disown their father. She's a real bitch.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteHow do you kiss with a nose like yours? Do you just stick your tongue out as far as possible to try and reach her lips? I just don't get it.
She sounds like one EV.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good DG.
ReplyDeleteI scored some free Suns tickets today, Spurs. I'm trying to decide which game I want to go to.
ReplyDeleteHow did you do that EV?
ReplyDeleteThey are giving away free Suns tickets if you buy $20 worth of Lottery tickets and certain Fry's.
ReplyDeleteWow, that desperate for attendance huh? So did you buy scratch offs or what?
ReplyDeleteI'll just go ahead and grab #200 here.
ReplyDeleteI was trying for comment 200!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will be back for #400.
Damn, sorry DG. That's funny. I kind of cheated, but if you were just waiting for #200 now I don't feel so bad.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
How do you kiss with a nose like yours? Do you just stick your tongue out as far as possible to try and reach her lips? I just don't get it."
Pretty much like you do. I imagine getting past your snout is harder than getting past my noble Roman nose.
What's funny about that CBT, is you are referring to Bundy and I am actually referring to YOUR nose.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am now 99.999999998% sure my new puppy will be born in 8 weeks or so.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI liked the description of your nose. Especially the "noble" throw in.