Thursday, February 11, 2010

Need somewhere to go for Valentine's Day? Cowboy Trout has the place for you





CBT probably asked his fiancee to marry him at that restaurant. Sounds upscale.

And you know, after seeing this pic of CBT, I could see why he's so cocky. I remember back in 1988 I had a pair of acid washed jeans. I thought I was the coolest seventh grader off all time.

Thanks for the help with the audio anonymous. And thanks for sending this CBT.

732 comments:

  1. Too bad they don't deliver, 2lbs of fudge sounds like a fantastic lunch.

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  2. these jeans remind me of the ones that chicks wear..you know, they have the same wear on them (like on his thighs) coming out from the zipper area, like whiskers or something? I dont know how 97% of broads across America didn't see what the designer of those jeans was really designing placing whiskers in that area.

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  3. Streets:

    CBT is a fudge packer, so maybe he can help you out.

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  4. kinkyb!tch:

    So what you are basically saying is CBT is wearing chick jeans?

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  5. they do look like the boot cut pairs that I have (minus the acid wash).
    It's cool Ceebs. All the boys wear chick jeans now. They say it helps them skate better, so you could use that.

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  6. CBT probably has a half pipe on the ranch. Just an excuse for him to invite all the young skaters in Hee Haw over.

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  7. I never understood why young guys wear such small jeans nowadays haha they are even too short and only go up over half their ass and they are tight... so strange.

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  8. They are probably just copying that gay Twilight movie that kinkyb!tch loves.

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  9. He didn't wear pants like that.
    And I don't love that movie, it was stoopid. New Moon was okay, but I didn't go all crazy over it, even with the werewolf kid taking his shirt off so often.
    He's legal now, did you hear?

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  10. No, I didn't hear about that. I cancelled my daily subscription to Meaningless News kinkyb!tch.

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  11. Ohmygosh-Elfie, you may have some competition in the awesome ex-boyfriend dept from me.
    I just found out one of mine is a sex offender. I wonder what he did..

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  12. I heard... but I still cannot look at him like that, he will forever in my mind be 12 yr old Shark Boy.

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  13. If middle-aged men were lining up and cheering for Hannah Montana's new movie, how do you think people would view that?

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  14. A sex offender? Good one kinkyb!tch.

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  15. They'd view it as the men are pedos EV.

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  16. No uh KB! Oh I solved the hypodermic needle caper BTW.

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  17. We're chicks, EV. It's totally different.
    All it says is sexual abuse.
    He is still cute though. And I am of age, so..there shouldn't be a problem if we reconnect, right?

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  18. What was the reasoning behind the needles Elf?

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  19. Insulin for muscle growth, he was very honest about it which is good but yeah I don't know that taking insulin when you don't need it is a very good thing to do.

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  20. I know, it's totally different. I was thinking of that the other night when I was at the bar with my friend and these older women were hitting on us. Of course, we're not dickbags. At least, not all the time. But had the genders changed in that situation, I'm sure the extra effort would have had us tossed out of that shithole.

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  21. One of my sugar babies picked those jeans out for me. They're Paper and Denim and something brand. I'd never heard of them before. She was trying to wean me off Levi's. Same with the Silver and Lucky jeans I have. Rudy Huxtable picked those out.

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  22. Man, he is really still cute.
    He's a level 2 offender. And based on the county, it happened while he was in college. I'm guessing drunken whore@a dorm party was embarrased the next day..he wasn't that great of a lay, I understand. But having him arrested? Geez.

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  23. "One of my sugar babies picked those jeans out for me"

    I like how you insinuate you have a stable full of ho's CBT.

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  24. Well, don't you have to be convicted of a sex crime in order to register as a sex offender?

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  25. Oh! I want to see him KB!

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  26. Kb - tell me his name and Ill find out what he did.


    RE: this post. Holy shit, I would NEVER eat at a place like that

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  27. Wopness:

    Exactly. Once I heard some clown talking about some chick having all her teeth, I'd say, "Mark that joint down as a place to avoid."

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  28. Kb - tell me his name and Ill find out what he did.


    RE: this post. Holy shit, I would NEVER eat at a place like that

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  29. Wopness:

    His first name is Chester.

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  30. I will email you Elfers. I don't want to post that here.
    It may be a bit..I am reliving our time together..good times..despite what I said on my last reply, he was an excellent student and retained what my learning exercises quite well.

    Sours-so he was convicted of being a bad lay? You can become a sex offender for that now? You better watch it then bub.

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  31. Warning Signs
    Offenders may position themselves to come into contact with children by:

    •Creating playground environments where victims have access to toys, games, and other things that will later be traded for sex.
    •Enticing with attention, affection, gifts, promises, and providing alcohol and pornography to lower inhibitions.
    •Participating in activities with teens, often excluding other adults, or trying to get teens into situations where no other adults are present.
    •Preying on either a parent/teen desire to excel in a sport. They provide extra assistance and offer special attention.
    •Being the "nice guy" in the neighborhood who is willing to entertain children and take them on outings.
    •Operating businesses that hire teens and looking for excuses requiring them to stay after hours, or visit the offenders home.
    •Seeking employment or volunteering where they will be in contact with children and teens.


    = Micheal Jackson fits 90% of these.

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  32. KB - you have got to be fucking kidding me. He is a rapist A) dont talk about getting back with him and B) DO NOT defend him...

    Lowest of all the scum of the Earth

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  33. Damn kinkyb!tch, are you in the mood to be splintered on this comment board?

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  34. "•Participating in activities with teens, often excluding other adults, or trying to get teens into situations where no other adults are present."

    Beer pong at a party perhaps?

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  35. CBT is probably jotting that whole list down Streets. Like it's a cue card for him.

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  36. haha Wop. beer ping is an innocent sport, I play it with my kids all the time.

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  37. wop, im kidding fool!
    He really wasn't that good in bed. A lot of chicks liked him, so he didn't have to try at much. I did really try to teach him, but he was one of those insecure dudes that when you brought something up would say 'where'd you learn that?' or 'who have you been doing that with?', so I dusted him. He kinda remind me of a pterodactyl too.

    I emailed both you guys though

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  38. Wopness:

    You just described Streets last date with Simmons.

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  39. Sounds like you miss this terrible lay, kbiz. Why else would you be looking up what he's currently doing?

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  40. Sure, kbiz. Thats how it happened.

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  41. My friend tells me my ex still talks shit about me. I dumped her my Sophomore year.

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  42. Wop, tell me already, I'm dying to know what happened!


    EV, those muscle flexes aren't gonna get you very far if you keep this up.

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  43. I still talk shit about my ex, I left him over 7 yrs ago haha.

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  44. What did you do to make your ex hate you so much EV?

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  45. I don't talk shit about him. The pterodactyl-esque looks and bad lay comments are the truth. I'm just surprised really. Although if you want to get technical and follow the law, I guess he could've been arrested when we were dating, so maybe it should'nt be so surprising.

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  46. I didn't do anything except dump her. She just took it too hard, apparently. She tried the whole jealous routine, calling my friends to go out and shit like that. She started dating/fucking a guy I used to chill with, and that was the end of it as far as I'm concerned. My friend's girlfriend and her are co-workers, so every now and then she tells me all the shit she says about me.

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  47. Do guys have codes like chicks do? Don't bang/date your friends ex chick? How long do they have to be an ex for that rule to slide?

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  48. Well, how old were you when you two were dating kinkyb!tch?

    And how old was he?

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  49. KB - yes guys have that code.

    and this bf of yours seems real classy

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  50. He's probably the next Nobel Peace Prize winner Wopness.

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  51. Wop~ do you remember a guy named "Rico" he had a cousin named Amaury who was a writer... damnit I forgot what his name was.

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  52. It was a long time, asshats.
    When I first banged him out I was 17, he had just turned 19. Not that bad, but like I said, if you get all technical. Apparently I was worth the risk of 5-10 in the pen.

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  53. Not ringing a bell skeets, but I do have a shitty memory

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  54. *long time ago..you know what i meant..

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  55. "kbeezy said...

    It was a long time, asshats.
    When I first banged him out I was 17, he had just turned 19. Not that bad, but like I said, if you get all technical. Apparently I was worth the risk of 5-10 in the pen."

    No, apparently he is just a natural sex offender, also he seems to not fear the pen too much

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  56. pornorico?

    no not him, his name is Jovan

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  57. Well kinkyb!tch, that's cool you help fuel (see what I did there?) his Pedo tendencies.

    Congrats.

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  58. NO way Wopness.
    Do we have the same guy? Common last name in the southwest..

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  59. shut up Spurs! (Ive moved the fuck yous to EV).

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  60. 13-1404. Sexual abuse; classification

    A. A person commits sexual abuse by intentionally or knowingly engaging in sexual contact with any person who is fifteen or more years of age without consent of that person or with any person who is under fifteen years of age if the sexual contact involves only the female breast.

    B. Sexual abuse is a class 5 felony unless the victim is under fifteen years of age in which case sexual abuse is a class 3 felony punishable pursuant to section 13-705.

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  61. yes KB its the same guy, he even looks like a taradactyl (spelling?)

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  62. Wop~ I asked cause Rico was a total pedo, he was in his late 20's and banging out 13-15 yr old. Actually so was a guy named "TJ", remember him? He ended up going to prison for helping to kill a homeless guy at Lakeside park.

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  63. Burglary, assaults, contributing to the delinquency of minors (multiple)... he's pretty stand up

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  64. Yeah I remember TJ, I also remember that beef they got into over the homeless... fucking scumbags the whole lot of those people

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  65. "Burglary, assaults, contributing to the delinquency of minors (multiple)... he's pretty stand up"

    He is.

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  66. Wop... what else can you see in that little crystal ball of yours? Look up my ex too!

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  67. Ohmygosh.
    I guess I really did a number to him when I dusted him, huh?

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  68. "SPURS FAN said...

    "One of my sugar babies picked those jeans out for me"

    I like how you insinuate you have a stable full of ho's CBT."

    That's not at all true. I'm a serial sugar daddy. One at a time, Spurs, one at a time.

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  69. Depends. If it is a long time girlfriend, yes. If they had a fling for a couple weeks? Fuck that.

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  70. "I guess I really did a number to him when I dusted him, huh?"

    Yeah, I'm sure it all unraveled when you dumped him.

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  71. CBT:

    Well rock on then. In your chick jeans.

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  72. I think if the guy didn't care about the girl then their friends are free to fuck...
    With girls if he's even looked in your friends direction he is off limits... or to some girls more attractive.

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  73. I think there are more variables than what you both posted. It should be more of a case by case basis.
    I didn't know guys had those rules though, I thought only chicks thought of stuff like that.

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  74. Pfffft, chicks are backstabbing bitches. Get 12 of them in a circle and different friendships will form every few days.

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  75. SPURS FAN said...
    "I guess I really did a number to him when I dusted him, huh?"

    Yeah, I'm sure it all unraveled when you dumped him.


    It obviously did, Sours, did you see that rap sheet? What a douche. I'm pretty sure he doesn;t live at the address that he registered at either..that is his mom and dad's house. I recall climbing in and out of those windows late at night often.

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  76. "Elfie said...

    I think if the guy didn't care about the girl then their friends are free to fuck... "

    DING DING DING We have a winner!

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  77. Spurs:


    Hey

    WTD :

    Hey

    KB:

    Hey

    EV:

    Hey

    Elfie:

    Hey

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  78. "I recall climbing in and out of those windows late at night often."

    So the pedo was banging you at his parents house?

    Story keeps getting better and better.

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  79. Hello Spurs,

    I am doing swell.

    How are you on this joyous day?

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  80. Elfie - what is jaspers last name again.. I know I know it but it escapes me

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  81. I'm doing great, thanks Pam. Just cold and rainy here, and that kind of sucks.

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  82. WTD :

    Hey Woppy =) ;)

    Elfie : Hello Keebler's best kept secret =)

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  83. So are you going back into work tonight Pam?

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  84. Spurs:

    Wow my gosh, I myself have never heard of the word rain or experienced it eight months out of the year. I do truly feel bad for you ;) .

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  85. Spurs:

    Yes spurs, I am. I was at work for seven hours yesterday, and actually got a job promotion. LOL.

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  86. Wop~ can you see my speeding ticket?

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  87. Hello Pammycakes!
    Spurs-only on Fridays. All other nights were in the back of his truck.

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  88. "Wow my gosh, I myself have never heard of the word rain or experienced it eight months out of the year."

    Smartass.

    But congrats on your promotion. Are you the head of coloring books now?

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  89. "All other nights were in the back of his truck."

    Good one kinkyb!tch. You sure it wasn't a van like CBT has?

    Or was it an ice cream truck?

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  90. Spurs,

    We do have coloring books for when the other kids are bored and go insane, but no the owner publishes her work in a magazine monthly and they are having me help get the piggy banks she is making LOL look perfect and am working with the other side the magazine..

    I honestly have no clue why they gave me a promotion, I was pretty certain I was fired?

    KB:

    I had a weird dream last night!!

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  91. What? It's true. Where else do teenagers bang?

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  92. Im almost afraid to ask Pam, but I am also kinky, so please, tell me all about the dream!

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  93. Well, being he was an adult, you would think he might have his own place, kinkyb!tch.

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  94. KB>

    No it was morbid and I feel weird now haha. I had a dream the guy who beat me up last year tried to cut my eye ball out, then he tried to slit my throat..

    umm hahhaha!

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  95. That's scary Pam.
    I used to have chronic dreams about me accidently killing litters of kittens and hampsters and trying to bury them to hide that I accidently killed them but they would somehow get unburied over and over again. Still haven't figured out what that was about?

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  96. Well, dream big Pam.

    Hope your dreams come true.

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  97. And haven't you listened to Streets? She recommends not getting them.

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  98. Well elfie, I really don't know! That kitten thing is weird, did you figure out why you dreamed of that? I know I dream everynight, but never remember it is the thing, so I am really freaked out. Maybe its because the guy who was in my dream busted my lip and eye open last year about this time of year actually, in a week is when it happened as far as time frame goes, there we go!

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  99. That's a pretty messed up dream Cat Killer.

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  100. "I am afraid of surgery."

    Well, that might be a problem.

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  101. Pam~ Maybe it's your subconscious making you deal with it in a way that is less intrusuve to your life. Or maybe you've been thinking about it lately?

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  102. Yeah, I was going to get fake boobs when I was 18 but got the audi instead with my money, it might have been a smarter idea for me at the time. But surgery is the reason I Cant go through with it

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  103. His manager still hits me up on Facebook asking to hang out, and talked to me two nights ago. Which baffles me because he tried suing me HAHA. But I won the case as far as that one went. So that might be it too.

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  104. Sours~ Very messed up! I would be so sad in the dream too, like crying and crying but not being able to do anything about them dying.

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  105. Elfie;

    When I do dream usually, I always have my dog in it. Well hes been dead for five years or six, but literally 90 percent of my dreams my dog is running on the side of me .. I wish he came to this dream, he would have saved me =)

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  106. That is weird. I have had this weird dream often as well. In it I have kid's and we are moving into my mom's house, or rather, the home I was raised in, everything is the same..my sibs, the home, the feelings, etc. But I am an adult and I have two kid's and I don;t know why I am single or even have them in the dream..but I am terrified of moving in w/my mom, cause great as she was, it was not an ideal place to have children..so Im all scared and freaked out thinking what the eff am i going to do with these kids and how will they turn out after being here and how did i end up in this place after so many years gone?
    I have dreamed it probably 5-7 times in '09. So weird. And when I wake up, the feelings are still present..I hate dreams like that.

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  107. I got mine at 23. If I had it to do over I probably wouldn't have done it. My natural boobs were fine.

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  108. Elfie:

    Why ? What size were they before ? Did it hurt ?

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  109. Maybe you feel like you are regressing in some way KB? and the children are a sign of new responsibilties you are carrying that are almost burdensome? I dunno.

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  110. I was in extreme pain for about 2 wks, bruised from chest to belly button cause he had trouble seperating my chest muscle from my rib cage. I was a big B maybe? I got them because at one point I was a 32D but after having kids they got smaller and missed my boobs. They still hurt sometimes.

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  111. Man, Hmm.

    I Guess I can keep rocking the rack God Gave me.

    I have asthma would that make it worse to have surgery for it ?

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  112. Regressing? Streets, I haven't even grown up, how can I regress?

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  113. Dang, that's killer Elfie. All for some jugs that you can't even tolerate being sucked? Bad times.

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  114. I'm 18 Pam. Didn't you read my Where's Francis post? I let it slip under Col. Mustard's description.

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  115. Kinky B.

    Your a very mature 18, with swabbing pee pee's and all =)

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  116. I have asthma too Pammy, I just took my inhaler and yes when I was waking up I had trouble breathing a little.

    KB~ Not necesarily to childhood but just moving backward instead of forward in some aspect of your life.

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  117. Hmm Elfie

    My grandma had her boobs cut off and put back on

    A boob reducer yeah! haha. She was born with Double D's but her breathing almost killed her. Also I am afraid of all of the bad stories ive heard of people dying in it =(

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  118. I just care about my community, Pam. I want them to be healthy and happy little birds!

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  119. Dont do it Pam. Your body is fine how it is. I have only seen it with stars in particular places, but it looked good like that.

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  120. I tried swabbing a man at work last night, then he informed me I should get back to filling the bottles of paint and leave his cock alone with my paint brush.

    I was sad.

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  121. KB

    Thanks, if you want lets webcam right now for free I will show you inside my life.

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  122. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I think my one ex trumps all of Elfie's crappy exes.

    Strike this from the record.

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  123. Oh KB... you'd be surprised. See I am pretty sure the reason Wop hasn't been on in about an hour is because he has gotten lost in my ex's criminal records. He is not a sex offender though but one of my exs did get a 16 yr old pregnant while we were together, he was 25. He has pedo status too.

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  124. somebody kill this thread ASAP

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  125. shit elfie I havent even got in on it yet, was working (actually)

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  126. For some reason Pam I thought you were going to say "I'll show you the inside of me" instead of I'll show you inside my life" haha oh god I'm a creep.

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  127. No your right on target! I Was going to type that!! haha.

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  128. I told you I read minds ;) be careful what you think folks, not even your thoughts are yours as long as I'm around.

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  129. http://www.rush.edu/rml/images/CopanSwabMale.jpg

    See Pam, it looks like this. But you don't stick the whole thing in, just like..2-3 inches, max. EV and Spurs are scared to ever get it done.

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  130. I know you do!! lol


    and WTD

    its

    pamasaurus@comcast.net

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  131. Oh my gosh, I don't have a penis So I dont know what that would feel like lol

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  132. "kbeezy said...

    http://www.rush.edu/rml/images/CopanSwabMale.jpg

    See Pam, it looks like this. But you don't stick the whole thing in, just like..2-3 inches, max. EV and Spurs are scared to ever get it done."


    fuck dude I just got light headed and queezy

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  133. Oh my gosh that IS tiny, pussies.

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  134. We get a fucking mascara brush rubbed all over the insides of us sometimes until we bleed... you guys get a nice little swab. Total pussies.

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  135. yeah, one time they fit a mini me inside to make sure I Was completely clean


    pusssies.

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  136. oh yeah..mascara brush is killer...I never knew which tool it was until I assisted with one.EVeryone cringes when that one goes in.

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  137. I don't think the guys that have their cocks played with by kinkyb!tch are afraid of those swabs, I just think they are afraid of her.

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  138. Vern Troyer was up in your vag?!

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  139. with the Thin Preps though (which is more commonly used) we just use the broom though. It doesnt tickle by any means, but it is better than the mascara brush.
    The mascara brush always brings out gobs of snail trail. Some bitches are nasty and need to pay attention to their cycles so they know which days to NOT come in. I don't want to see that shit.

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  140. No Streets, Vern would have been too small.

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  141. Scared of me, Sours? Pussies.
    And I don't play with it, I just grab it like it's mine, jam that thing in (gently, I promise) swab it and tell you to pull your pants up.
    They all walk away bowlegged though, as if it hurt THAT bad. It is comical at times, I will admit it.

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  142. EW! I watch the dr the whole time they do mine cause I am curious, I think I make them nervous everytime

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  143. Pedo Fucker:

    Not surprising you get a laugh out of that.

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  144. hahaahahah pedofucker hahaah, oh man, my stomach is still sore from the russian twists, stop it spurs.

    elfie-when chicks watch, it creeps me out, not gonna lie. why would you want to see that?
    seriously though, this one lady had a wad that had the circumference of a quarter. Sick. The doctor cringed and was biting his lip when he handed the brush back to me to put in the liquid. I almost barfed all over her cervical cells.

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  145. glutton for punishment, what can I say?
    Its my kind heart that allows me to carry on each day.

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  146. its just cervical mucus. if youve banged a chick raw, youve had it on you.
    it nourishes the sperm and helps it move to the cervix, so id back away if you notice too much of it, unless you want to knock a chick up.

    This concludes kbeezy's PSA for 2.11.10

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  147. Thanks a lot for the PSA kinkyb!tch. I just wish I would have been eating when you told that story.

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  148. No problem, Spursy.
    You weren't eating egg whites by chance were you?

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  149. Gotta watch out for them Kobe-less and Bynum-less Lakers.

    Easy win vs the Spurs.

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  150. No, but that's funny though. I wasn't eating. That's why I wrote "I just wish I would have been eating when you told that story."

    Egg whites would have been fitting.

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  151. Well, well, well. That must be Medium Pimpin. Yeah man, that game was awful. Just awful.

    Oh, and *Miss Texas* came around the other day, she was asking about you.

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  152. Fuck MT. She didnt ask about me.
    I will read more carefully next time, Spurs. Forgive me.

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  153. You're forgiven. And I do believe that she wrote "hello" to you. I could be wrong though.

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  154. I cant belive my ex is a pedophile sex offender. Sick. Do you know how many dumb broads told me I should get knocked up by him cause he was cute (I think they were only half joking) when we first started dating? A lot. Gross, what if I would've?

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  155. Well, you would have had a chance to testify in court. I suppose that's exciting, depending on how you look at it.

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  156. If they were telling you to get knocked up by him because he was "cute"? Yea, I'd say they're some dumb broads.

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  157. I think those "dumb broads" were her friends EV.

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  158. Not at all, looking at it from all views. I'm going to tell everyone though!

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  159. Thats fine, I can live with that a lot better than the agony of being a spurs fan, thats gotta be brutal

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  160. I know, right Wop? All those boring games through the regular season, only to see them have the slowest first round exit of any other team.

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  161. We were kid's, what do you expect?
    I'm just glad I had my standards (not on the face and always wrap it up) otherwise, who knows what woulda happened.

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  162. Do you like the name Payton Rae if I had to have a fake name

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  163. Wopness:

    I could see why you would know about exciting. Watching those ping pong balls bounce around to see the Knicks get the 8th pick every year in the draft is crazy.

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  164. fucking most boring professional franchise in the history of sports themselves.

    Not to mention look at their stars.. A retard, a french fag, an awkward argentinian... A dirty big headed alien looking cheat

    jesus

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  165. EV:

    It must be exciting to watch your best players leave that team. It's probably exciting to check them out in different uniforms.

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  166. Nah, go with Ariel Grove, Pam.
    Thats what my porn name would be if you follow the rules
    (name of your first pet+name of street you grew up on)

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  167. oh, that was low Spurs. True, but low. We have no say so over our dumb sports owners here in AZ.

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  168. I'm weird. When I get an IV I like to watch it go in, then push it back in forth while it's in my vein. I like watching blood draws, open heart surgery, I watched an autopsy once in highschool. That was cool.

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  169. I figured it was a porn name, too.

    And I'd be glad to see Amare leave if we got Iggy. As long as Nash stays, I'm fine. You're just jealous of the Suns' PG.

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  170. Kinkyb!tch, the reason why Wopness knows so much about sexual laws is because he follows the Knicks.

    And they had Isiah Thomas.

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  171. And yes kinkyb!tch, the Suns owner is awful. So is the GM. Whole damn team for that matter.

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  172. Yeah EV, I'm jealous you have that no championship having Canadian.

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  173. Elfie - I e-mailed you a rap sheet

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  174. Jason Richardson?

    I didn't even know he was still in the league.

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