hi, i saw your ad and was wondering if you still have the charm for trade?
On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:48 PM, Steve Cortez ****
Yes i do
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To: stevecort******@hotmail.com
would you be willing to trade for another necklace?
On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:54 PM, Steve Cortez ********
What does it look like? Description?
On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:56 PM, ***** wrote:
its a pearl necklace. and if you give me a few minutes to rest i can even throw in a pearl bracelet.
Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm
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To: steveco********@hotmail.com
or i can just make the pearl necklace a double stringer.
On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:03 AM, Steve C********
So your not sure if they're real or not?
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2010 00:04:52 -0700
Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm
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when it squirts out its real.....real satisfying.
On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:07 AM, Steve ******* wrote:
Im sorry. that's gross. and not what i was looking for. you searched the wrong list. stop emailsing me
Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm
From:
To: steve*******@hotmail.com
wow! youre stuck up! so you dont want to trade?
From: Steve Cortez ********
Date: Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Subject: RE: pretty necklace charm
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NO. im not your just gross and Perverted. you think its ok to message people saying that? get a job and a life.
That was great man. Steve does sound stuck up, what a prick.
Steve is a pussy
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Evil? Long time no see. How was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteI do like how the girl in the ad states that she has a boyfriend and a female dog. I mean, is she offering to do some kinky shit or what?
ReplyDeleteWhen someone here besides Drew posts the people they date, I will. This is in reference to Spurs saying "send a pic or she doesn't exist" last night.
ReplyDeleteThis shit was hilarious. Anonymous can be a funny motherfucker sometimes.
Watch it with that word, Spurs. I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about Doug and I given my name.
ReplyDeleteSteve is a chump-he needs to rest? At least he admitted it up front though..
What's up CBT? Did you bang the waitress again last night?
ReplyDeleteYou guys have a pic of Gary Glitter, should we post him? No, don't answer that..I'll find someone else to post. But for the record, Elfie has posted her exes in guidoville, so you should consider that while deciding whether or not you want to upload those cell phone pics you have of the waitress, Ceebs.
ReplyDeleteI thought you'd like my choice of words kinkyb!tch. And I think I know what's going on now between you and Doug. No wonder he's depressed.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bitchhog wished you a Happy Birthday on your birthday post below.
And where did Steve state he needs to rest?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to post Glitter, that would be funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd this "waitress" doesn't exist kinkyb!tch.
I saw that!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Le BH! I tried to get my hair to look as glorious as yours, but it rained-rained!- on my bday. I live in a desert and of all the days for it to be cold and rainy (like, never), it chose that day. Even mother nature is jealous of me, this is getting ridiculous.
On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:56 PM, ***** wrote:
ReplyDeleteits a pearl necklace. and if you give me a few minutes to rest i can even throw in a pearl bracelet.
As if post coital cum doesn't just drizzle out on its own..he needs to rest to make that? He may as well just off himself now, he is fucked and will be alone forever.
That was anonymous who wrote that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI will email my specifications to Glitter's debut, Spurs. Everyone has seen him already though I thought..
ReplyDeleteNope, not everyone has seen him kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteoh well nevermind.
ReplyDeleteAnon..don't admit to that, joking or not. It is not a good look for a person.
I gotta go do some people, I mean stuff real quick. I shall return. Spurs, hold your breath until I do, k?
I'll hold my breath. How about I hold it until you figure out how to read, or follow along on something?
ReplyDeleteAnd you are in healthcare? That's scary.
my weekend was great I found an oriential hooker on the stroll with no pimp.
ReplyDeleteCan you say abduction and sexual assault anybody?
That's messed up man. And it's "asian" not "oriental."
ReplyDeletehow about gook? is that better gay Spurs?
ReplyDeleteHow about Fish Head, Charlie, Round Eye or Too-High?
ReplyDeleteThe waitress is about to become problematic. Second visit and she's getting to comfortable around my house.
ReplyDeleteLiar Bear:
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this waitress exists.
But I'll play along with you. You think she's starting to become attached?
ReplyDeleteI posted my ex on Drew's site. He was putting beer in the fridge with dishes piled up behind him. real class act/ass.
ReplyDeletesend her in, CBT!
Did you really post your ex over there Bitchhog? I never saw that.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Cheater Bear needs to submit this waitress, but she's just a figment of his imagination. I'll just post a model and say it's her.
Why, you are ever so welcome, KB! I hope your fabulous self had a tremendously glamorous day!
ReplyDeleteSpurs said he has a special video just for you...
I did send him in...it felt great!
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteYou might not understand what I mean by waitress. CBT banged a waitress over the weekend from his local watering hole. That's right, he's a faithful man.
Oh, and there's no video.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, she doesn't exist. and if she does, there is a reason why he isn't sending in a photo of some watering-hole whore from Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he already state that she is fat?
Well, he stated she looks like *Miss Texas* (I wouldn't say that's fat Bitchhog), but an Italian version.
ReplyDeleteSO it sounds like it would be more appropriate to say an Arkansas version of Snooki?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I just ate 5 thin mints and drank 1/2 a san pellegrino in the time it took to post my comment.
I did like the "watering-hole whore" though. But with that fancy jewelry Zales Bear made, I'm sure she's a stunner.
ReplyDeleteZales? you mean Claire's Bear.
ReplyDeleteYes, an Arkansas version of Snooki would be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, sorry about the comment delay, there's nothing I can do about it. I complained about it on Saturday, they assured me it would be fixed soon.
That's funny. Yes, I mean Claire's Bear.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your weekend Bitchhog?
ReplyDeleteI thin MT is a texas version of snooki.
ReplyDeleteI saw Alice in Wonerland. First movie I have seen in the theater in years.
ReplyDeleteWow, what did you think of it?
ReplyDeleteIt was good. I could have done without the beginning and the end. The red queen was awesome, but I love Helena Bonham Carter.
ReplyDeleteYes, Helena Bonham Carter is great.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever see Big Fish?
man, steve really hurt my feelings on this one. it drove me to drinking.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that Anonymous. I hope you have somebody you can talk to about your trauma.
ReplyDeletewell, no. i dont have anyone. but i dont think steve knew that. im a survivor, spurs....a survivor.
ReplyDeleteIt takes a lot of courage for you to go on with life Anonymous, I think that should be admired.
ReplyDeletei try. its a long rocky road i must travel but hollowed be thy name. or something like that. anyway, check your mail.
ReplyDeleteWhen i think about the fat old cowboy getting some action I can only imagine the level of lookers he can pull.
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it, they can't be much better looking then say, Kathleen Bates
sometimes i think cbt just pulls pics from myspace profiles or something.
ReplyDeleteEvil:
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of that black chick Mischa?
Looks like your standard stinking monkey. With that being said, Id fuck it. Not sure that is saying much, since I'd fuck a chupacabra corpse if I have done enough cocaine
ReplyDeleteThat's nice Evil. I knew I shouldn't have asked.
ReplyDeleteFuck Steve. Steve sucks.
ReplyDeleteI hoped he washed that nigger before he touched her, they usually stink like fresh dog shit
ReplyDeleteAll right Evil, you got your point across.
ReplyDeleteNothing much.
ReplyDeleteYou should smoke EV.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice Evil.
ReplyDeleteThere is a secretion that blacks secrete from their skins that protects it from heat. The reason why blacks have black skin is to protect their skin from harmful ultraviolate rays, but the color black draws heat (like a black car in the Sun), and this can be very bad in central Africa where there is much heat. So, to cool the skin the body sends for a secretion that has a neutral smell to blacks but STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN for whites who do not have such a secretion (since whites are from very high latitudes where there are comparatively fewer ultraviolet rays and little heat...hence no need for a black skin or such a secretion).
ReplyDeleteI will eventually.
ReplyDeleteWow, Evil the Anthropology expert.
ReplyDeletein short niggers = Stinky fucks
ReplyDeleteman, evil hit the nail right on the head with that one.
ReplyDeletethats why they are always oily and sweaty.
ReplyDeleteI finally updated the address on my license after 4 years. Mainly because I wanted a post 21 license.
ReplyDeleteCongrats EV. You go down to the DMV or just do it online?
ReplyDeletei hereby nominate evil for the noble peace prize.
ReplyDeleteIf Obama can win it, I wouldn't be surprised if Evil does.
ReplyDeletewaited*
ReplyDeletei blame global warming on evil spurs because he makes everyone so happy that we all hug and all that combined body heat melts the ice caps.
ReplyDeleteoh okay, I get it now.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I just read too fast, Spurs. At least that is what I tell people and they believe me.
Im not hugging no chanks, niggers, beaners, kikes, or faggots... so that outta cool down the hugging effect a little
ReplyDeletewha??? you no likey huggy huggy?
ReplyDeleteamerican g.i., you no likey huggy me no sucky sucky. you buy now!
ReplyDeleteI dont buy you people, you aint worth a grain of fucking rice, i steal you, rape you, kill you and thats that with that
ReplyDelete"i blame global warming on evil spurs because he makes everyone so happy that we all hug and all that combined body heat melts the ice caps."
ReplyDeleteNow you're onto something.
you rissen g.i., me no likey wape and kill.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe you kinkyb!tch, I just think you are slow.
ReplyDelete"Slant Eye?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
where cbt? me have unfinnish business with g.i.
ReplyDeleteTags were considerably lower this year. About time.
ReplyDeleteSlant Eye:
ReplyDeleteI think he's seeing a waitress. And he also has a fiancee. Sorry.
That's good EV. Is it because your vehicle is a year older or did they just lower the price?
ReplyDeleteI imagine it's just because a year has passed. I just know that half a grand on tags was a hard pill to swallow for a while.
ReplyDeleteDamn, $500 for tags? That's ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteYou think so huh?
ReplyDelete