Kinkyb!tch, I hope this is good enough for you. I'll be honest, I wasn't going to post anything, but I also didn't want to see you bitch and moan about it, so on that note, Happy Birthday!!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Happy Birthday Kinkyb!tch!
Kinkyb!tch, I hope this is good enough for you. I'll be honest, I wasn't going to post anything, but I also didn't want to see you bitch and moan about it, so on that note, Happy Birthday!!
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happy 46th birthday, kb!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous. I think she's like 47 or 48 though.
ReplyDeleteHow's your weekend going Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI love her! Happy B-day you sexy biatch.
ReplyDeleteThat's great you love her Streets.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Inglorious Basterds yet?
Nope... I don't watch many movies. Having untreated ADD makes it hard to watch much of anything really
ReplyDeleteHave you ever thought about getting some meds?
ReplyDeleteAnd how about you take a pic of you in that headband? Hey, maybe when you were wearing it you moved the wrong way, and that's why it's raining.
Get it? Like a raindance?
Hahah yeah it must have been when I was in the mall parlking lot and I hopped on one foot while yelled "hey-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
ReplyDeleteWere you tapping your hand on your mouth when you were doing that?
ReplyDeleteI've thought about taking meds yeah but at the same time I don't like to rely on meds to control my behavior, I just deal with it.
ReplyDeleteANd yes I was patting my mouth and you know what? I was wearing my indian beaded flip-flops. I obviously suceeded in foolong the rain gods, little do they know I am only 1/16 indian.
I'm having toruble typing... I think my bed is calling me. Oh last weekend I bought a new bed, it's so comfy I never want to leave it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I remember you writing you don't really like meds.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as you being 1/16 Indian? Mix in the fire water you've been drinking, the headband and the rain you summoned, and I'd say you're at least 1/8 Indian.
I thought it was the booze, not you being tired. And what kind of bed did you buy? What did you do with the other one?
ReplyDeleteYou should have sent it to Drew.
I only had one glass of wine but yes my bad typing is probably due to that... I am not a good drinker.
ReplyDeleteI got a dark wood one... pretty simple, Queen size and a pretty nice pillowtop mattress.I also bought a new comforter... at Walmart haha
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Hometrends-Marmon-Comforter-Set/13269190 I like it a lot though
My old bed is sitting in my garage, Salvation army is coming soon to pick up all my give aways.
Happy birthday KB.
ReplyDeleteRead prodcut wasn't found Streets.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is nice of you to give the bed to The Salvation Army.
What's going on Pam?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.walmart.com/ip/Hometrends-Marmon-Comforter-Set/13269190
ReplyDelete*product*
ReplyDeleteOh my!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is the best looking comforter ever!!!!
sarcasm Spurs? admit you are jealous of my Walmart comforter.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm? What? I really think that is the best Walmart comforter ever.
ReplyDeleteI am jealous, indeed.
In all seriousness though, I do like the color.
ReplyDeleteim good. tired of living in a hotel. you ?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good. Seems like it's been a roller coaster week for you Pam.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to stay in Vegas Pam or what?
ReplyDeleteIt looks really good with my bed, I just want to be in it all-day-long. on that note... off to bed I go! Oh I forgot, My dogs are getting so well trained all I have to do is say "bed" and point to their room and then go get in their kennels... I should have a show like the dog whisperer.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight!
Yeah, but I think the guy wants something I Dont. I am not trying to get married, it was funny to me I was not sure it was serious? I am just finding promoting jobs to make fast cash to either get a place or go home its been 12 days so almost two weeks, I am tired.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Streets, thanks for the conversation tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, you should have your own show indeed.
You should go home Pam, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you get some loot from the guy?
.. maybe?
ReplyDeleteHe has to have a emergency root canal is maybe the reason why he is such a dick
he had the nicest pent house, why did he have to move lol
What hotel are you at now? And how's the room?
ReplyDeleteum the rooms fine, the mirage its ghetto I liked the luxor better, and athenas apartment and his old house
ReplyDeletesigh
So he sold his house?
ReplyDeleteyeah it was weird. weve been waiting for his new one so I Am going to go live with my friends for the week until he gets the keys which will be good give me space to get away
ReplyDeleteIm going to go so he doesnt read this. bye =) xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou think he'll read this? That's sad.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by. Tell kickball I said hello.
Happy Birthday KB
ReplyDeletei think pam is trying to be our own lindsay lohan. funny how pam thinks the mirage is ghetto but has no trouble living in a trailer park in the middle of the forest.
ReplyDelete'SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHow's your weekend going Anonymous?'
so far its been raining on and off. other than that just doing spring cleaning. i cleaned out my closet of clothes i dont wear anymore. i ended up with 5 bags to take to donation.
Happy Birthday KB!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you make her a video spurs?
It rained here last night and was supposed to rain for the next three days but it's absolutely beautiful now... sunny and around 60 degrees.
ReplyDeleteexpect more rain today elfie. i have to admit the rain makes it really nice outside.
ReplyDeleteThat rain would be nice if it was constant. This 10 minutes of sprinkle here and there throughout the week is bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI hate the rain.. I love it after it rains though. The rain better just hold off until I am done running around in the wash!
ReplyDeleteDOH too late... the clouds just moved in :( Rain ruins all my plans.
ReplyDeleteI love it when it actually rains. I have been wanting to wash my car for a month now, though.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday kb! My guess is she really 44.
ReplyDeleteIt's about to be rainy season in the Ozarks. Got it coming for the next three days.
"Uhh I mean pro soccer player that does blow?
ReplyDeleteWTF"
What? All top notch athletes do coke. It's natural.
"i cleaned out my closet of clothes i dont wear anymore. i ended up with 5 bags to take to donation."
ReplyDeleteI need to do the same thing Anonymous.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI made one, but I was so excited and happy about kinkyb!tch's birthday I started crying in the middle of it. So I went with this instead.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteQuit doing rain dances.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI saw that "fight" between Phoenix and Indy. Frye shouldn't have been thrown out for that.
Cheater Bear:
ReplyDeleteHave you smoked today? Hope not, stick with it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KINKYBIAAATCH!
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew?
ReplyDeleteI'd date a pro soccer player
ReplyDeleteOf course you would, you like soccer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could meet one that is a coke head.
ReplyDeleteLOL... how did you know it's me
ReplyDeleteJust a hunch.
ReplyDeleteI'm still hanging in there on the not smoking thing, but it's tough. As far as "Cheater Bear" goes, my girl's in a different zip code so, by Kb's definition, I'm not cheating.
ReplyDeleteSome guys in MLS are hot
ReplyDeleteI do have a crush on somebody who plays rugby though...
ReplyDeleteSo Astrid, did you ever have soccer players posters on your wall?
ReplyDeleteHowever Mandi's gonna be problematic. She's coming over again tonight when she gets off at 10, with another movie and another joint.
ReplyDeleteHell, we never even put the first movie on.
ReplyDeleteI want to see what this figment of your imagination looks like CBT.
ReplyDeleteOoops, I mean Mandi.
BH, look out. I'm only a six month gaurantee away from beautiful Monterey. Final money issues should be worked out tomorrow or Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteNo.... I have been the type of girl to put posters of cute guys on my wall
ReplyDeleteSo you thinking about actually taking that gig CBT?
ReplyDeleteI don't see it happening.
*never been that type of girl
ReplyDeleteYou mean "never been" Astrid?
ReplyDeleteNevermind.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you up to today? Anything exciting?
Hello Astrid.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
I want to see what this figment of your imagination looks like CBT.
Ooops, I mean Mandi."
Folks in hell want ice water, too.
Pics or she doesn't exist CBT.
ReplyDeleteno... I am coughing up green stuff though.. lol
ReplyDeleteI still can't picture Merlin being a doctor either.. he doesn't seem very smart to me
Thanks for the details Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Pixie? He's actually pretty smart.
Well, articulate at least.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo you thinking about actually taking that gig CBT?
I don't see it happening."
Why Spurs? You think I can't acclimate to CA? I've sold cars all over the USA. I've spent more time in a suit than I have in boots and jeans. Granted I'd prefer it to be in Amarillo, but Erin's a beach girl.
I just don't see you moving out of Arkansas to go to CA.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeletePics or she doesn't exist CBT."
Right. I can see that convo. "Uh, I need to satisfy this dude that lives in his momma's basement so I need to take your pic and send it to him." Hold your breath.
I can see him being a creepy proctologist
ReplyDeleteJust take a pic of her when she's not looking. Damn CBT, do I have to do all the thinking here?
ReplyDeleteHe'd be a good gynocologist Astrid. He's has a vadge, so he has experience.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI just don't see you moving out of Arkansas to go to CA."
Everybody in Little Rock tries to act like they're from CA. After 23 years there, won't be no thing. It ain't like I haven't ever been out of Arkansas.
Well, I think Monterrey would be pretty cool CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking so myself, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI've been in one place too long anyway. Time for me to put my boots in the street. My old road buddy's already working out there, so I got a place to live that the dealership's paying for for the next few months and my company vehicle goes from being a 94 Bronco to a 2010 Maxima or Pathfinder.
ReplyDeleteAre they actually selling some cars out there?
ReplyDeleteCardinelli Nissan. Nissan's my first love. Got my start at a Nissan store.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you for the post, Spurs! =)
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the birthday wishes as well, everyone.
CBT-I forgot all about my rules, you are right, you didn't cheat. Forgive me for blasting you without gathering all the facts first.
Elfie-Walmart comforters are amazing. RQ will make fun of us both, but I don't care, I've seen some really nice looking ones there.
How was everyone's weekend?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAre they actually selling some cars out there?"
My buddy says so. There are at least four people from LR out there now. The GM, the Finance Manger, the Sales Manager and the Internet Manager. They're tapping me for Sales Manager/Special Finance Manager.
Watching the Academy Awards, Was that Jake Gyllenhaal giving Nik Richie a reach around on the Red Carpet?
ReplyDeleteIt's about time you showed up kinkyb!tch. I was just about to write, "Where's kinkyb!tch?"
ReplyDeleteMy weekend was cool. Slept a lot, listened to the new Gorillaz CD, watched Inglorious Basterds, and went shopping today even though it's raining.
So how's your birthday?
kb, I'm about to "not cheat" again tonight. How old are you now?
ReplyDeleteI just looked at the link-that is the comforter I saw in an ad and wanted to buy, Elf!
ReplyDeleteWe are like secret lovers, we are so in sync. Spurs, I think I've told you this before but I will say it again, you really are like Chuck Woolrey. I'm gonna make you a plaque or something for introducing all these amazing people into my life.
Looks like Cathy Ireland chunked up a bit. I'd still hit that!
ReplyDeleteYes, I feel like a plaque would be great.
ReplyDeleteYou going to beat off to her Drew?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna make the GM fax me the last three months Financials before I commit.
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freedman's daughter is hot, even for a blacky
ReplyDeleteOverall it was good, Spurs. I had one incident occur that A)reminded my of why I don't drink and B) reminded of why I need to eliminate people in my life who do not appreciate my sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteCBT-I'm 27 again.
Good thinking CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs: I'm on E. I already rubbed one out to Kinkybitch in honor of her birthday
ReplyDeletekb, give us the deatils of the incident and I figure you've been 27 for about 17 years now.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI didn't "spell check" you Drew. That was CBT.
ReplyDeleteI apologize Spurs.
ReplyDeleteCBT: just to make you aware, it's wrong to look at Hana Montana that way.........
I can't believe you are actually watching that shit CBT.
ReplyDeleteI mean Drew.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteDrew, you aren't actually going to watch all that crap are you?
ReplyDelete"Hannah" Montana, Drew.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are 100% right. I am sick to my stomach but of course I am a glutton for punishment!
ReplyDeleteno, ceebs. at least not here.
ReplyDeleteDrew, learn how to spell, it is a pet peeve of mine. I can understand a few misspellings here and there, but you just are overkill.
Please do not tell me when you rub it out to me, it kinda irks me.
Just kidding, it inflates my already over inflated ego. Carry on.
Drew beats off to your dog too kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHappy BirthdaY cb ;)
ReplyDeleteI have a reserve tank for my next blast but I need a current pic baby.............
Oh Gr8! Neal Patrick Harris, Spur's Favorite is on
ReplyDeleteWhat channel you watching Drew?
ReplyDeleteABC, pay your cable bill and you too shall receive
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, you know, if a plane were to fly into the building that is housing all these dipshits, I might go outside and start dancing around in my street screaming, "Praise Allah!!"
ReplyDeleteI agree but Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are funny as sh*t. They along with John Travolta are the few I can look past there asshole views and still enjoy there talents.
ReplyDeleteI used to like Baldwin, but I find him to be a sack of shit now. Martin is all right, and Travolta is a creep.
ReplyDeleteAll the Baldwins are douche bags.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but William was pretty cool in Sliver. And Alec was cool in Malice. And Stephen was all right in Threesome.
ReplyDeleteBut still, they are douches no doubt.
sean penn is creepy.
ReplyDeleteThat's another guy who's a sack of shit.
ReplyDeleteYeah Baldwin's right up there with Penn & Cruise
ReplyDeletealec baldwins daughter is gonna be really really hot when she grows up.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufekh_SwZd0
ReplyDeleteListen to that moron.
I've never seen a pic of her, but yeah with Basinger as her mom, that's not surprising.
ReplyDeletePinche su madre's Gringos!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/05/alec-baldwin-ireland-kim-bassinger-veterinarian-acting-family-business.jpg
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Hugo?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/alec-baldwin-with-daughter-ireland-15th-d5C2N8.jpg
ReplyDeletea better pic of her.
Yep, she's pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteCheck out Drew acting like he's not a sexual deviant.
ReplyDeletedrew, yeah...so keep your pants on. shes like 13 i think.
ReplyDeletei bet hes sweating as he typed that.
ReplyDeleteHe probably typed it with one hand.
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to smoke some Crack?
ReplyDeletehahaha!!!
ReplyDeletei bet drew saved that pic to his wank bank.
Rob D Jr:
ReplyDeleteI think there's a soccer player in Vegas who might want to smoke with you.
His wank bank is overdrawn Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous. And gross.
ReplyDeleteYES! Hurt Locker, 1st award
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteI read where the troops that actually served over there were pissed off about that movie.
Hughes was pretty good, where is he now anyway?
ReplyDelete*was
ReplyDeleteHe sleeps with the fishes
ReplyDeleteSpurs, some soldier is suing over "Hurt Locker". I caught the headline, not the details.
ReplyDeleteLuca Brasi?
ReplyDeleteNice.
Hughes is dead Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, he died.
ReplyDeleteIn The Godfather, Luca Brasi is one of Don Vito Corleone's personal enforcers. Brasi is portrayed as slow-witted and brutish, but his ruthlessness and his unwavering loyalty to Don Corleone means he is both feared and respected. Fluent in Italian and able to handle himself in any fight, he has a dark reputation among the underworld as a savage killer. Vito Corleone describes Luca Brasi (and later Al Neri) as a "man who goes around life with a sign that says 'kill me' painted on, this makes everyone want to kill him, but yet no one can. Eventually this man finds someone who he doesn't want to kill him and fears that this man will be the one to kill him".
ReplyDeleteThanks for the movie lesson.
ReplyDeleteIn The Godfather, Luca Brasi is one of Don Vito Corleone's personal enforcers. Brasi is portrayed as slow-witted and brutish, but his ruthlessness and his unwavering loyalty to Don Corleone means he is both feared and respected. Fluent in Italian and able to handle himself in any fight, he has a dark reputation among the underworld as a savage killer. Vito Corleone describes Luca Brasi (and later Al Neri) as a "man who goes around life with a sign that says 'kill me' painted on, this makes everyone want to kill him, but yet no one can. Eventually this man finds someone who he doesn't want to kill him and fears that this man will be the one to kill him".
ReplyDeleteBrasi chopped up one of Corleone's enemies with an ax, if I remeber right.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I plan on doing to you CBT if we ever run into each other.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, better men than you have tried. I'm still here and they're dead. You might want to rethink that.
ReplyDeleteI've given about 10 seconds thought CBT. That's enough time for me to know I could get over on a dub like you.
ReplyDeleteYou think so Spurs? Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate your thoughts Precious.
ReplyDeleteThink? I know.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, ol' son, I'm the one that knows. I made my bones. What have you done?
ReplyDeleteI did a few months of Karate when I was 8. That's enough for me to know I'd be able to slap you around.
ReplyDeleteKarate's useless against a .45. If I seriously thought you meant me bodily harm, I'd put a round in your head with no more compunction than stepping on a cockroach.
ReplyDeleteAlthough you do strike me as the kind of guy dumb enough to come empty handed to a gunfight. Lame ass pussy.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to resort to using a gun CBT?
ReplyDeleteWax on, wax off, Spurs-san.
ReplyDelete"I did a few months of Karate when I was 8. That's enough for me to know I'd be able to slap you around."
ReplyDeleteAll due respect CBT, that was funny as hell. Still RMAO!
I'd have two snipers waiting at our meeting place CBT, just in case you get cute with your BB Gun.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou are going to resort to using a gun CBT?"
Resort? That'd be my first instinct. Domination through fire superiority. I was taught to neutralize any threat or opposition by the over application of arms.
Spurs, seriously, in real life you don't want to fuck with me. We've had this conversation before. I don't fight. I neutralize the threat.
ReplyDeleteStop me if I'm wrong but isn't a Resort a place you go on Vaca?
ReplyDeleteIt has other definitions, you over stuffed Guido wannabe.
ReplyDelete"Neutralize?"
ReplyDeleteCBT, I'd have my snipers set up to tranquilize you. Then we'd drop you off in San Francisco, and have the queens take care of you.
You want to go to CA huh?
There you go, Gimp Bear.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, why not just fight hand to hand? if youre so confident that you can beat spurs ass why not beat his ass with your own 2 fists?"
I'm lazy in my old age.
guido wannabe? i also had the feeling that drew is really a jew-boy trying to be cool.
ReplyDeleteA gentleman does not fight with his fists. That's for crass Yankees and white trash. Gentlemen meet on the field of honor with either pistols or sabers.
ReplyDeleteLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLaughing! One bitch slap and Spurs will punk your old ass, just saying
ReplyDeleteThe Army also taught me that hand to hand was the last resort. In combat, if you're in a situation where you have to fight hand to hand, you've seriously fucked up.
ReplyDeleteDoes a gentleman cheat on his fiancee?
ReplyDeleteI don't think so, Pussy Bear.
Drew, you wanna try me fat boy?
ReplyDeleteYeah Fat Boy, you want to try CBT?
ReplyDeleteThere's this kid that hangs out at the Arena who kept trying to start shit with me for a while. I've known his daddy my whole life. I told the kid, "Ask your daddy about me". Apparently he did because now he calls me either "Mr. Roane" or "Sir".
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteLet me know when you are ready. I'm sure the queens in San Fransisco would love to get ahold of a cowboy rancher.
You're a regular Walker Texas Ranger, CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe kid is probably scared you are going to rape him like you did his dad.
ReplyDeleteI've never claimed to be a fighter. I rarely fight. However, if someone pisses me off enough, I will send them to Jesus.
ReplyDeleteA Distinguished Gentlemen does not have a girlfriend
ReplyDeleteI hate Chuck Norris, EV.
ReplyDeletedrew, that doesnt make them gentlemen. that makes them gay.
ReplyDeleteDrew, there are no gentlemen north of Louisville or west of Dallas.
ReplyDeleteCBT should know Drew. The men around those areas never even bothered to call him the next day.
ReplyDeleteSo in other words, Rednecks.
ReplyDeleteThere are the garlic drenched scion of unwashed immigrants in the north east and midwest.
ReplyDelete'CBT should know Drew. The men around those areas never even bothered to call him the next day.'
ReplyDeletethey make the excuse that the string broke between the 2 cans.
Spurs, based on what we know of you, you show far more homosexual tendencies than either Drew or me. Your inability to adequately sell cars speaks volumes.
ReplyDelete