It's understandable if you don't believe CBT's stories (especially that one about the incident at his compound, when he stopped a robbery with his trusty Red Ryder), but he told this story about awhile back about banging some lawyer's wife, and apparently this lady ended up on thedirty.
I admit I enjoy using Story Bear as a personal hackey sack but it is the same woman in that link. Which really doesn't prove anything, but hey, thanks for the pics CBT.
fake. didnt he send in the ass pic to drews site then admitted that he found that pic on the web? but hey, since its all about pics i will send in pics of my former gf's.
ReplyDeleteWell, I could see where the ass pic is fake, but what about the others? I mean, it is the same chick from thedirty, and how else could he get the topless pic unless it was from her?
ReplyDeleteHe said she sent him these for his birthday.
ReplyDeleteunless hes in a pic with them, i dont believe any of it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point. The veins are really working overtime in that bottom pic.
ReplyDeletethats like saying, 'i was the lead role in the blade runner, but i wasnt on camera.'
ReplyDeletehorrible boob job, btw.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to write on the post that it seems he's attracted to women with shitty tits, but I'm sure he already knows that.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! shitty tits.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Flo is all chopped up too?
ReplyDeleteher tits are probably growing out of her knees.
ReplyDeleteI think he said Flo is 21 or 22.
ReplyDeleteand shes from arkansas.
ReplyDeleteAnd just think of this chick here Anonymous. Some guy went to law school and made something of himself just so his wife could send pics to a goof in Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteVeiny boobs and you can tell she has huge dark hollows under her eyes that are probably veiny too and she's piled tons of makeup on in an attempt to cover her old eyes... her eyes are also droopy like when my puppy had an eye infection. How old is this broad?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets? I can see what you are talking about on the eyelids on the bottom pic.
ReplyDeleteAs far as age? I'd say she's about 38-42.
Yeah maybe... I bet she looks CRAZY without makeup.
ReplyDeleteshes was 42 like 16 years ago. women, just in case you might wonder why some men treat you like a cumdumpster its women like this that do it.
ReplyDelete"Crazy w/out makeup?"
ReplyDeleteThe insanity was diagnosed when she decided CBT would be someone to spend time with.
"just in case you might wonder why some men treat you like a cumdumpster its women like this that do it."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
Yeah I know man, I just wanted to see what you'd write.
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
ReplyDeleteSo how is it at the plantation today?
That whores like this give women a bad name... I'm smokin what your rollin Anon.
ReplyDeleteoh crap I didnt see that you wrote the same thing I did haha
ReplyDeleteelfie is reading from my book. she knows whats up on the down.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i doubt cbt is fucking this broad. i can post several sites that have peoples fuskered buckets.
ReplyDeleteI think this was awhile back Anonymous. I mean he has a girlfriend and a fiancee now.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, hes settled down. his fiancee even lives out of town.
ReplyDeleteyo my niggaz I done tapped dis hoe myself my niggaz. dis ho saty out in da N-O foe sho not no arkinsess. Dat nigga cowboy honkey be lyin foe sho dis an N-O hoe
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Chauncey? Long time no see. She is a N.O. ho, you are right.
ReplyDeleteI figured you're type would be chubby lady on the post below.
Naw nigga dis pimpin my nigga, nuttin but da finest hoe round my way nigga, not no two dolla pimp wit dem fat bitches nigga, leave dat to da niggaz wit no game nigga
ReplyDeleteYeah, by the looks of you I could see where you have game Chauncey.
ReplyDeleteveiny boobs are typically an early sign of pregnancy. Where's the kid? Her backfat creases are gross as well, and what is that white spot on her right ass cheek?
ReplyDeleteShe does have nice DSLs though. I would want to let her do that to me, but she looks like the type of broad who would drag her teeth or nibble on it and think it was cute.
Pretty good rundown there kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou put some thought into that last line.
Cotton pickin fun as usual... I was just on the phone for 10 mins because a friend was having a crisis and my boss made a smart ass comment, I almost told him I was taking one of the breaks that by law should be required to give me but escapes due to some stupid loophole. Instead I just said "FINE!" and hung up the phone abruptly and then when he continued to talk about it I said "I get it, that's fine."
ReplyDeleteWhat a caring guy he is.
ReplyDeleteI hope you still plan on applying for those jobs.
ReplyDeletedont you hate it when chicks do stuff like that, Spurs? Who would want teeth pressed down on their dick?
ReplyDeleteKB, I was thinking the same thing... maybe this is the woman who will have CBT's son,and not CBT's fiance.
ReplyDelete"I do plan on it, I gotta get the fuck out of here before I go insane on this fool."
ReplyDeleteThat's good Streets.
What kind of chick does that? I like biting necks and arms and stuff but never a dick... never ever.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThat Sarah Rodriquez chick might do something like that. You know, that Wolf girl?
it probably is. She obviously can get pregnant-those tits say she is already and the dark circles under her eyes says she is beat by late night feedings/caring for other children. They are probably at school while she snaps photos.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I wouldn't fuck this chick again if I were you. If she does have your kid, you know she will pull some Fatal Attraction type shit and boil the kid if you don't marry her afterwards. If you can't resist, only bang her in the ass so she can't accuse you of knocking her up.
I've heard chicks say dumb stuff, like I just nibbled his head to see if it would feel good..hello..how would that feel good? Bitches be crazy.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteShe is married.
As if that will stop her from making Ceebs marry her after she has his kid.
ReplyDeleteAs ass backwards as this story is, I wouldn't be surprised if her husband does the divorce.
ReplyDeleteNotice that her veins are not only on her tits? They extend to her armpits and upper arm. I remember that being one the first signs I was pregnant... I was like why the FUCK are my tits are GREEN?! haha
ReplyDeletemaybe shes really the hulk?
ReplyDeleteas below average as this chick is, i still dont believe cbt is fucking her.
ReplyDelete"maybe shes really the hulk?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
this is more like what cbt is really fucking:
ReplyDeletehttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/04/hillbilly.jpeg
this is too funny not to share:
ReplyDeletehttp://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hillbilly-toothpaste-34898-thumb.jpg
That's perfect for Arkansas. Endorsed by two of its finest citizens.
ReplyDeleteThis was CBT's comment on that dirty post:
ReplyDelete"I call bullsh*t. The blonde is the wife of a lawyer in Tupelo, Ms. I know bebause she gave me a case of Dos XX and a bl*w job for my 50th birthday in August of 2008, back when I was living there. Tunica, maybe, but not Nawlins."
LOL sounds like CBT got caught in his BS to me.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Wopness? Any closer to San Diego?
ReplyDeleteSan Diego?
ReplyDeleteHe said he was going to try to get some work done so he can go to San Diego.
ReplyDeleteI tried to insult him as I was writing that up but I couldn't come up with anything.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: closer? yeah. Anywhere near close? no.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Yeah I was gonna offer to take you with me, but you made it clear you wouldnt put out - deal breaker
Yeah Skeets, you dummy. You could have gone to San Diego.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper banged me this weekend. I will send pics. But you will have to ignore the letters TMZ faded in the background.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of comments not posting. Spurs, you keep saying google is working on it as if you know them personally or something. Will you give them a call again?
ReplyDeleteNo problem DG, I'd like to see those. I'll ignore the logo.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as the comment bullshit again? I'd say Google is dropping me a hint to get off their system, but a lot of people who set up their sites through google are having problems. Now that's not what they told me (I wouldn't know who to call), but I went to a forum, and on some sites the comments don't even show up at all.
ReplyDeleteBut indeed, it sucks.
ReplyDeleteI will email you the pics shortly.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteShe does have nice DSLs though. I would want to let her do that to me, but she looks like the type of broad who would drag her teeth or nibble on it and think it was cute."
Very astute assessment.
Actually I will even have brad send you the email.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou should e-mail me those pics of Kanye West.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'll just pretend that you are Renee in the photo.
What's up Hackey Sack? Have you convinced someone to listen to your speech yet?
ReplyDeleteOther shit today Spurs. I dropped by one of my client's shop this afternoon and he was smoking weed, barbequeing and drinking beer, so I got sidetracked.
ReplyDeleteI just sent you 3 pics.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteDid you smoke?
Thanks DG.
ReplyDeleteUh, no, Spurs. I just stood idilly by white the pipe passed in front of me. Sorry, but it waqs sttupid question.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, I was just being nice. I was going to smart off to you.
ReplyDeleteSo on that note, what's up with another chick with jacked up tits?
ReplyDeleteDid you read the comments?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo on that note, what's up with another chick with jacked up tits?"
This was from my "I like 'em just a little on the trashy side" phase, and Yeah, I read the comments. About what I expected, nothing at all new or original. I had higher hopes for y'all.
Well, sorry to let you down.
ReplyDeleteWhat are we supposed to say CBT? All this is is a different pic, same story.
ReplyDeleteDG, this wasn't an attempt for validation. Just blasting a married chick that blew me on my 50th birthday in the front seat of her car behind the dealership in Tupelo the first time we got together.
ReplyDeleteSo you don't think this chick and CBT hooked up DG? I believe it happened.
ReplyDeleteI've had no problems with the comments.
ReplyDeleteSo she would send you these pics after you meet her in the parking lot?
ReplyDeleteShe sent these the day after she slipped her phone number at Woody's. My birthday was a week or so later.
ReplyDeleteOk, she is married to a lawyer so I'm assuming she already has some money and money is how cbt gets his so called sugar babies. So this girl for some reason goes behind a car dealership and blows a 50yr old man. Wtf was her motive behind that? Better financing?
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, how did he get the naked pic? Or the other pics. Plus she does look like the post on thedirty about the married woman, unless CBT sent the pic in himself, which I don't think he did.
ReplyDeleteI thought these pics were from the dirty?
ReplyDeleteNo, did you follow the link? There were was no titty pic over there.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously haven't been around myspace enough. There are alot of girls on there that post pics like this. And alot of them add anyone just for attention.
ReplyDeleteThat's lame.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm glad I've stayed away from those crap sites for the most part.
ReplyDeleteFacebook doesn't seem to be like that and is more private overall. That's why I really don't use my myspace anymore unless I want to listen to my playlist.
ReplyDeleteYou can't forget the playlist you set up so people could hear the music you like.
ReplyDeleteThat's important stuff.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if people don't like my playlist. Its convenient to open up and add new music to listen to.
ReplyDeleteYou are like Drew with his gay club mix.
ReplyDeleteDrew posts that stupid shit on his site for everyone to listen to. I have it just for me to listen to. If you actually liked music you would understand.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm not familiar with the inner workings of Myspace. Boy, do I feel like a fucking jackass now.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you finally feel like the jackass you already are. Doesn't it feel good to finally be real with yourself?
ReplyDeleteShut up DG. I have five women coming over right now, and I just beat up seven ninjas that were trying to break in.
ReplyDeleteSo fuck you.
I jacked CBT's red ryder while he was out banging some lawyer's wife. So all five of those women are going to have bb's engraved in their head.
ReplyDeleteHe's not banging her. She's blowing him in a ride in a parking lot of some karaoke bar.
ReplyDeleteAnd the woman come through and leave through an underground tunnel because I have to be discreet.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe you are confusing my game with someone else's game, girl.
The "girl" was used because CBT likes to call people "son" or "boy."
ReplyDeleteSince I live on the top floor they are going to have to do some digging once they get here.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as CBT, that was a different lawyer's wife. You know CBT is the man. How could you ever think there was only one lawyer's wife?
Oh, I thought that was just the gay black man coming out of you.
ReplyDeleteYou are right. That was ignorant of me. Maybe he's banging AG Eric Holder's wife.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's why I clarified it for you.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he is searching myspace public profiles right now so we can post her pics too.
ReplyDeleteLike kb has said in the past, when you have to explain your sarcasm it kind of ruins it.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I came in with the following funny comment to give back the comment readers the comedy that you ruined.
so did this chick bite your dick CBT??
ReplyDelete*I rhymed that for spurs*
So spurs, any big st. patty's plans? You know that is a fun day to be irish.
ReplyDeleteYes, thank you for cleaning that up. Hey, there's another trade you can do. You are like a janitor.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, that's about the most realistic position you'd ever get from the bullshit list you've brewed up in that head of yours DG.
Nice rhyme Astrid.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't have any specific plans for St. Patty's day.
ReplyDeleteBut I know you do. You pointed that out last week.
You know I deserve investigative reporter credit because of the best post of all time over here. And I still never got that paradise bakery card.
ReplyDeleteWell, I agree that was a great post, but you really fucked up when you deleted that post about shithead when his name already came up on the first few results just a little bit after it was posted.
ReplyDeleteWEAK.
Yep. And then the air and space museum in tucson on Friday. And I also will have a date very soon because I met my future exhusband at the cubs game the other day.
ReplyDeleteThat guy tries to sue everybody and what I posted about him was technically slander even though it was true. I think it just would've turned into a hassle I didn't feel like dealing with.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, can't forget about the trip to Tucson. And you met someone else too? What's the deal with Aspen? Or is that just another entry in that diary of yours, as if writing down some cock you went through would somehow be cool to read when you are just some washed up hag?
ReplyDeleteBullshit. I thought you were a bully? WEAK, WEAK, WEAK. I wish I would have known your chickenshit plans, I would have changed the wording, ripped you in it, and then ripped him even worse than you did, just so one of us could show some courage.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you ever decide to join the rest of us in the real world maybe you could meet some girls too. You should try a really dark club at about 1am when the women have their beer goggles on.
ReplyDeleteScared of some fucking rip off artist in New Mexico or wherever he's from?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you've started yoga, you need help with that spine of yours.
Wait, do you even have one?
Colorado. And that was funny btw. Where are we in funny comments from you? Is this #6?
ReplyDeleteI've seen the fucking ass clowns that hit on you, yeah you really are attracting the stars.
ReplyDeleteI only sent you the funny pics. I didn't send you the pic my future hubby.
ReplyDeleteStars? Only B list stars. Remember Stephen Baldwin?
ReplyDeleteAnd when it's not some old slime it's some young buck who wants to brag to his friends that he has enough game to get into an older woman's pants(in this case 8 to ten years) but guess what?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't, but you are so desperate it worked.
Actually this one is 34. PERFECT!
ReplyDeleteSo you are finally going to go just a few years younger?
ReplyDeleteCool.
Fuck you spurs. 34 is OLDER than me. Both you and KB should attend a math class together.
ReplyDeleteNo, I can add. Zero spine + 1/2 ass bully tendencies + 1 overpriced haircut==DG.
ReplyDeleteAspen just annoys me. Someone dared my friend to kiss me the other night and so she did and someone got a pic and it turned out good so I sent it to him. He wanted both of us to fly to Denver that night and gave me an attitude since we said no and then gave me more attitude when I couldn't come by myself on Sunday because of work. I am only a few annoying texts away from deleting him from my phone.
ReplyDeleteDamn really? Yeah, I think I remember saying he wanted something serious (i.e. marriage) from you, and now we see that he does.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably a good thing (for him) that he's ruined things for the both of you. Now, I'm not saying he did it on purpose (as in a subconscious thing--if that were the case, his brain should be studied), but either way, I'm happy for him.
ReplyDeleteI would marry him for free flight benefits. I would've hung out with him that night if he was in town but he wasn't. That's not my fault. He is the one who took a job out of state.
ReplyDeleteWhat was he thinking?
ReplyDeleteSo what does your new guy do? Anything that you can use him for?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember actually. Having a conversation while I am drinking is not going to be a conversation to remember. I couldn't even remember his name when he texted me later.
ReplyDeleteIt's too soon to tell him that anything said to me while I'm drinking will have to most likely be repeated later.
ReplyDeleteSounds like your soulmate.
ReplyDeleteAll that was missing was a rose in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteMaybe....
ReplyDeleteDo you think it's too soon to subscribe to a bridal magazine?
Bridal magazine?
ReplyDeleteYou mean you haven't bought a dress yet?
They don't sell roses at baseball games spurs. You really need to get out more.
ReplyDeleteForgive me, I forgot you are a booze hound and was already wasted during the day.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've picked out a few online. I was thinking something 80's with big puffy sleeves.
ReplyDeleteYou looking for a quick divorce?
ReplyDeleteI forgot people take everything I say seriously on here so:
ReplyDeleteFOR THE RECORD ALL MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS ABOUT MARRIAGE ARE BASED ON SARCASM AND ARE JUST BEING SAID FOR NO REAL REASON. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT THERE IS NO REASON, DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY CARE.
I was going to make a joke about him leaving after the honeymoon, but I forgot who I was talking to. I should have realized the relationship was consumated within 2 days. Or those times when you are wasted enough to fall for garbage lines. Yeah, two days.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the disclaimer.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the quick divorce yet because I don't remember what he does for a living so if he makes a lot of money I may need him around long enough to collect alimony.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, don't forget you are conversing with a genius.
I'm not Drew. I don't switch my name up and respond to my own comments. That's the only way a genius would appear DG.
ReplyDeleteI realize I have to do a disclaimer for some of the idiots you have lurking this site. It's a service for them. I am so nice because I don't have to do that but I do. It's like Pay it Forward.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was the most charitable thing I have ever seen. And to think people made a big deal of Mother Theresa.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if mother theresa was still alive and had an internet connection she would've done the same when she commented over here too.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure CBT banged her too before she died.
That was funny. Nice to see you finally come up with something worth reading.
ReplyDeleteWhatever spurs. You know you miss me when I don't comment for days. But I'm still recovering from this hangover. I worked alot since then and it feels good tonight to do nothing.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow night I'm going to see The Lovely Bones.
Indeed I miss your comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's The Lovely Bones about?
It's about this little girl who gets murdered. It looks good.
ReplyDeleteWhat, are you going to try to solve the case the whole way through?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to rent Precious tonight. Only because I left my top down on my car and have to go outside. It's weird the little things that I have to do to get energy to go places.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I will be that person in the audience that talks the whole way through it predicting everything.
ReplyDeleteSo how are you liking your car now that you've had it awhile?
ReplyDeleteWe have had too much rain and cold weather to really enjoy it yet but I think we are through with all that crap now so now I will enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteThe thing you need to think about is with your top down the photogs will be able to spot you easier.
ReplyDeleteI know. Maybe BH was right. I am Britney Spears. Maybe I will shave my head next week.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do, don't flash that cooch of yours. You don't want to be sued by whoever snaps the pic and then has the stupidity to develop it.
ReplyDeleteYou would be the first to buy that pic and post it on that stupid little site of yours and then I don't even want to know what you would do with it after that. Perverted old man is what you are.
ReplyDeleteI call BS, but what is new?
ReplyDeleteAnd yea, getting a hold of these kinds of pics takes absolutely no effort at all with the web at hand. She obviously takes them and uploads them herself, so 90% of the work is done right there.
No, I'm a caring man. I don't want to see anyone permanently scared. I mean, I wouldn't care if I thought the photog was drunk (you know, like every guy that has seen that thing to date), but he or she hopefully wouldn't be, and that's what I'm thinking about DG.
ReplyDeleteI don't know EV, I don't think she'd take the nude one and post that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, venture over to craiglist and look at the hooker section. Girls post pictures like this every hour of every day. Not to mention MySpace and Facebook.
ReplyDeleteAs far as not thinking she would just post a nude like that? Think of Pam.
EV is right spurs. See....I told ya!
ReplyDeleteActually just talk to Drew when it comes to craigslist. He is one of their premier customers.
Yeah, call it a 'joke' when I get too close to the truth.
ReplyDeleteDG, EV:
ReplyDeleteI know it may seem naive, but on this one I do think she did send them to him.
Why are you changing your comments spurs?
ReplyDeleteLAME.
and
WEAK.
I think it is far more plausible that this girl just up and posted a nude on her Facebook, rather than she just up and decided to blow CBT.
ReplyDeleteBecause I wrote "that was terrible" but you had another bullshit comment come up, so I copied and pasted your comment so you'd know which one I was referring to dummy.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteSo you are saying he just creeps Facebook?
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteGive yourself 3 minutes to browse myspace profiles and you can come up with the pictures just like this.
Forgive me for erasing something DG. I know you'd never do something like that.
ReplyDeleteI might believe it if CBT said he got this chick by putting a down payment on a car or drugging her. But he makes it sound like he strolled into the local watering hole and her number just came flying his way.
ReplyDeleteAnd yea, married to a Lawyer? That negates CBT's only chance.
I swear if Chavez did that, I feel sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteLeave the comments alone spurs. If I didn't understand what you were referring to I could've just asked.
ReplyDeleteDummy.
No EV, he "strolled into the local watering hole" and then she blew him in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteGet your story straight.
That really isn't comment number 200 either, it's just fucking up.
ReplyDeleteExactly EV.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, if only you were this smart at 21.
I got 200 spurs. hahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know you are so jealous.
Don't you think I'm aware that there are women who post pics like this? That there are skanks all around? Yeah, that's shocking.
ReplyDeleteIf you know that then how do you believe his story?
ReplyDeleteJust look at these pictures. If these were especially for him, why the wine sipping picture? Or the car picture?
ReplyDeleteI just think that if there were pics like this posted randomly on her lame facebook or myspace and someone wanted to burn her, she would have had those pics posted somewhere else, that's all.
ReplyDeleteLike I wrote EV, the nude pic is the one I'm thinking of.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the big deal about the nude pic? Those are on myspace all the time. These were pulled directly from her profile.
ReplyDeleteDid she email these to him? Have him send you the original email.