


Donna Simpson already weighs over 600 grotesque pounds, but she is determined to gain more weight to become the world's fattest woman.
"I'd love to be 1,000lb, she said. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."
Donna, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible.
You would expect her long-term partner Philippe, 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more.
He met Donna on a dating site for plus-size people and is a self-confessed fat admirer, although he himself only weighs 150lbs.
"I think he'd like it if I was bigger, said Donna. He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."
To achieve her goal, Donna says she will need to eat up to 12,000 calories a day (the average woman should consume only 2,000.)
To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her stuff her face.
"I love eating and people love watching me eat, she said. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."
I love the "running after my daughter" line. You mean wheeling that cart of yours around going after her? That's like doing a decathlon.
And I wonder how much she makes from that site? There's an idea Drew. Being you are a "businessman", you might start thinking of setting up a camera in that nest of yours. If people pay to watch this slob eat, why wouldn't they pay to see a sloth like you?
Welcome shoutwire.com.
Seriously Drew, kind I get some type of commission for that idea? Or like a cut?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Huge difference though. I do not have a little baboon for a kid.
ReplyDeleteA baboon? I figured you would say something about that.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got a laugh out of it though.
Drew, could you imagine "smashing" that?
ReplyDeleteI am half way through (1 sleeve down) of Do-si-dos peanut Butter Cremes, Girl Scout cookies :)
ReplyDeleteJust think of the money you could be earning while you are eating those.
ReplyDeletePacific or Reggie? Both will have serious re-runs.
ReplyDeleteStill not sure. I'm thinking of going with Reggie.
ReplyDeleteOC Housewives are hot except for your girl Vicky Spurs
ReplyDeleteCheryl Miller is a silver back, just sayin.....
ReplyDeleteNice Drew. This is really good too. The way they do these shows is HBO quality.
ReplyDeleteDef the right choice tonight Spurs. Reggie cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteBeing a Knick fan makes it all that much better as it brings back many good memories. Ewing, Starks and Oakley. Remember when Ewing played at Georgetown and they used to...... Well, you know what they did.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteMy fellow true consevative American patriots, we face a relentless Federal intrusion in our personal liberties, the like of which has been unseen since the War Criminal, Abraham Lincoln, suspended the right of habeus corpus in 1861. We, the last free Americans, are witnessing a Washington DC led encroachment upon the backbone of our Great Nation, the American business community, since the days of the communist, Frankilin Delano Roosevelt and his New Deal. The Nationalists, led by the half breed, Barack Obama, citizen of Kenya, seek to usurp the rights clearly bestowed upon us, the remaining few patriotic citizens of the once great USA, by our founding fathers in the most perfect document ever inspired by God, our American Constitution.
March 14, 2010 8:12 PM
CBT said...
"Anonymous said...
is this the tea party that palin is the leader of??"
Glenn Beck actually is the "leader" since the idea came from his talk show. Palin is the movement's only celebrity.
March 14, 2010 8:19 PM
CBT said...
"SPURS FAN said...
And the way you say it makes them believe you believe it too."
Just like selling a car...
"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteI am half way through (1 sleeve down) of Do-si-dos peanut Butter Cremes, Girl Scout cookies :)"
Two questions; Are there any girl scouts missing in Jersey and what's the fuck is up with the emoticon? Are you fucking channeling Pam?
CBT:
ReplyDeleteGo to the back of the room and take a time out in the corner. I'll summons you when I'm ready to to talk to you.
Spurs:
I remember this rivalry between the Knicks and Pacers like it was yesterday. Honestly, I never hated Reggie. You had to respect him and his talent.
this looks like a dg self-submit post to me.
ReplyDeleteSo did you have that talk with Flo CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
im just kidding.
ReplyDeleteThat is repulsive and disgusting.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, what did you think of the two Indiana fans talking shit to Spike Lee who put the banners up against their heads like KKK hoods?
ReplyDeleteThat was messed up. I like how the whole damn arena is white. There's at least a 20 percent full blodd racists in that place, cheering on a 90% black team.
Hilarious.
Sure you are Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you expect from corn fields?
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't like Philippe?
It is now the time that we must cast aside our concern for ourselves and take a stand against the unconstitutional endeavors of the current AQdeministration. We must stand up and tell our Congresmen and Senators that we last patriotic Americans will not tolerate the rubber stamping of the creeping nationalization of America's banking and automobile manufacturing industries under the guise of "bailouts". We must stand up and scream "NO" to the despicable attempt by this adminstration and their lackeys to supercede our right to control our own bodies with an ill-diguised attempt at "health care reform". We are America's last chance to avoid taking the ill-fated road traveled by the other great civilizations of history, the Egytptians, the Persians, the Greeks and the Romans, all defeated not from without, but from within, imploded by their citizens complacency. Citizens who tradede their freeedom for a vague notion of "sercurity". And, my patriotic brethren, once we have turned America from it's current path to lost greatness, we must continue to ensure that Lady Liberty never again strays from our God granted destiny. We must remain ever vigilant to the threats from within and without that threaten our American way of life, purschased with the willingly sacrificed lives of young men in the snow at Valley Forge, the seige at Yorktown, in choking powder smoke at Antietem and Gettysburg, at Bealleau Wood, on the beaches at Tarawa, Anzio and Normandy, in the jungles of Guadacanal, the sandy barreness of Iwo Jima, ll places where our fore fathers laid down their lives so that we, and the world, can live free. We true Americans value freedom to such a degree we've not only fought and died for ours, but for the world's freedom. Now we must fight again, not on the beaches or in the jungles, but in the voting booths at election time. We must fire our salvos at the enemy by voting for candidates, regardless of party affiliation, who exhibit a fearless devotion to the true Americans ideals and freedoms that propelled this soon to be once great Nation to it's role as leader of the Free World.
ReplyDeleteWe are America. We come from the West Virginia coal mines, the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies. We’re from North California and south Alabam and little towns all around this land...
Thank you and God bless America!
Philippe is probably a brain dead vegetable.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteWhat was that all about?
This monsters yet to be realized claim to fame is almost as sad as Nik Richie's... but she probably has a better chance at obtaining her dream
ReplyDeletei think cbt thinks he is hitlers second coming.
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteDamn, there were really some bumpkins in Indiana back around that time frame.
Copy and paste much?
ReplyDelete"This monsters yet to be realized claim to fame is almost as sad as Nik Richie's... but she probably has a better chance at obtaining her dream"
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
Spurs and Rick Smits are brothers I think
ReplyDeleteI am a Southerener, an Arkansasan, a native of Baxter County, who, like the Prodigal, left the bosom of my community and have witnessed first hand the injustice of a society entangled by entitlements to those who will not work to sustain themselves and their families, entitlements paid for with the hard earned tax dollars contributed by those who will work.
ReplyDelete"i think cbt thinks he is hitlers second coming"
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing about CBT, he's a liberal, I think he's mocking the tea parties, but you add up some of the other stuff he spews, you could see where it would all add up.
That was pretty good Drew.
ReplyDeleteExes and CEOs work..
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteCopy and paste much?"
Sorry Drew I wrote all this just now. I think I'm giving a speech at the TEA Party here.
"Anonymous said...
i think cbt thinks he is hitlers second coming."
Thanks for noticing. It's intended to be Goebbelesquse.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"i think cbt thinks he is hitlers second coming"
That's the thing about CBT, he's a liberal, I think he's mocking the tea parties, but you add up some of the other stuff he spews, you could see where it would all add up."
I a liberal Southerner. Go figure. I just want to try my hand at rabble rousing. I think I might be good at it. If it goes well, I may try tent preaching.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"This monsters yet to be realized claim to fame is almost as sad as Nik Richie's... but she probably has a better chance at obtaining her dream"
That was a good one."
And true.
I don't think you ever answered CBT. Did you have the talk with Flo?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI don't think you ever answered CBT. Did you have the talk with Flo?"
Postponed.
The talk that he's "got the fire down below" and she might need to be tested
ReplyDeleteSo Spurs, how do you like my speech. Think I can get the rabble roused?
ReplyDeleteIs that for Arkansas area or Texarkana? Either way, yeah it would work.
ReplyDeleteThat's for here in Mountain Home.
ReplyDeletecbt, the political jim baker.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious considering CBT's life as a grifter.
i really cant picture cbt doing the tent preacher thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if anyone would take him seriously.
ReplyDeletewhat would he preach about? cocaine and nissans?
ReplyDeleteSinging too.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI don't know if anyone would take him seriously."
Trust me, they'll take me seriously. I am like the blind man, healed by Jesus, only I have been healed by Lady Liberty. I have seen the light!
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, the political jim baker."
Quite an apt comparison, Anonymous.
you really gonna do it cbt?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteHe's going to roll around through all the trailer parks in that Bronco of his and spout that stuff with his CB and a big speaker on his roof.
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"He's going to roll around through all the trailer parks in that Bronco of his and spout that stuff with his CB and a big speaker on his roof."
Dude, it's the retired Yankees from Chicago who'll eat that shit up.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteyou really gonna do it cbt?"
If my boss will let me, yeah, and he will.
geez, i can just see it now. all the trailer queens will be running out in their bacon grease stained moo-moos.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI think there's plenty of people in Ant Hill Home who eat that shit up.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
I think there's plenty of people in Ant Hill Home who eat that shit up."
Yeah, there are.
So have you decided what you are going to do about that gig in CA?
ReplyDeletewhat about the texarkana gig?
ReplyDelete"geez, i can just see it now. all the trailer queens will be running out in their bacon grease stained moo-moos."
ReplyDeleteLOL... and I thought he probably wants to do this so he pick some chicks up
Texarkana still in the works, just not moving as fast as I'd like it to. This will help pass the time.
ReplyDeletework your way up to co-hosting for limbaugh.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo have you decided what you are going to do about that gig in CA?"
They're flying me out there to take a look at the place the last week of April. I'll decide what I'm gonna do about it after that.
Spurs that's not to be read in a paper, it must be spoken for it's full Hitleresque effect. That's why I used the term "Last few patriotic Americans so many times.
ReplyDeleteWho's going to give you more than 13 seconds airtime to rant on that CBT?
ReplyDeletehey cbt, when you give your speech you should hide bits of alka-seltzer in your mouth so you can give the appearance of getting so angry that you foam at the mouth. kinda like how hitler would go nuts during his brainwashing diatribes. and dont forget to flip your emo bangs alot.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh. Nobody is going to give that guy enough time to do some speech like that though. He can practice it in the mirror all he wants, he might even tell it one day in the asylum, but it won't end up being anything that will move anyone.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lazy slob! She has given up on herself and making a joke of it. She can't play with her kid and she will end up dying over her obesity. Sometimes people can be so stupid.
ReplyDeleteHey, she's making money DG. And by no means will 1,000 pounds lead to health problems.
ReplyDeleteSo how are you feeling now?
I'm mostly better now. Finally got hungry for the first time an hour ago. Just sleepy and still dehydrated though.
ReplyDeleteI imagine you are.
ReplyDeleteI take it work wasn't all that fun?
ReplyDeleteThat was one thing that sucked about being alone last night when I got home. I needed to be taken care of for once.
ReplyDeleteHow was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteI like how you finished with the "for once."
ReplyDeleteMy weekend was cool. I ended up buying a ten card class, went to one, checked my mail finally and discovered google sent a check before my account was banned, ran some errands, cleaned up my place and decided to get a credit card.
Pretty much sums up my exciting weekend.
I am pissed at work right now. For some reason they tried to get a hold of me yesterday and let me know instead of coming in at 1 to come in at 6pm instead. But since I canceled my phone they couldn't contact me. So people on fb told me about it and I drove to my parents house to call them and ask them why they fucked up my schedule so bad. I ended up going in to work at 2pm instead.
ReplyDeleteWhy was your account banned?
ReplyDeleteYour posse on Facebook came through in the clutch.
ReplyDeleteProbably click fraud DG. You know, encouraging people to click on the ads.
ReplyDeleteThere's a way for you to appeal the verdict (that's my speak, not theirs, you get the idea), but I decided not to go through the hassle.
ReplyDeleteDrew reported you, didn't he? He is jealous of your fame and fortune.
ReplyDeleteHe probably is extremely jealous. You should see the groupies and the riches that come along because of this site.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see some of the groupies. Will you post their pics?
ReplyDeleteI'm too good to bother with cameras.
ReplyDeleteI took a pic of a couple of douches last night. One thought he was kanye west and the other I don't really know what he was thinking.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's great. So did the Kanye West guy have the stupid shades like Kanye or what?
ReplyDeleteHe was wearing some aviator glasses and had fur on his jacket.
ReplyDeleteNice. Where was this at?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteHe offered us cocaine, antacids, and ecstasy.
ReplyDeleteAntacids? And how did this offer take place? I mean, did he just come up and offer them?
ReplyDeletecouldnt you have warned me before posting this, Spurs? This is just abusive to all of your loyal readers.
ReplyDeleteher (blind) husband can still like her fatness and not encourage her to be an elephant. I bet he has a life insurance policy out on her that she doesnt know about and that is why he is making her eat like this. sneaky phillipe.
whats up with you spursy? deeg?
He knew I didn't feel good and thought that would help me. But I turned him down. There was just something about him I didn't trust. Maybe it was the sunglasses in a dark club.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Phillipe no doubt has a trick up his sleeve. Or he should seek help if he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteI'm not up to much, how was your day kinkyb!tch?
Hi kb! I think you are right about her husband.
ReplyDeletedg I want to go out with you next time you go! sounds like my kinda fun..minus the barfing.
ReplyDeletemy day was kinda chill. today was thee most beautiful day, so I went running this AM. I had a bday party to go to for some friends kid..I actually had 4 parties to go to this weekend and guess how many had buttercream frosting on their cakes?
Zero. Those assholes are lucky i didnt take my present back after I learned that little tidbit.
Indeed, you have to be careful of the shades in a club. But that was nice of him to offer coke and E.
ReplyDeleteHe probably didn't have ulterior motives.
They shouldn't make cakes that don't have buttercream frosting. It's not the same.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tragedy kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteYes, you should. My friend and I always seem to end up in crazy situations but that's why it's so fun. She is the bad one and I am the good one. Together we balance each other out perfectly.
it was spurs, i mean really.
ReplyDeletewhats the point of cake if you dont have buttercream frosting? and i had 4 chances to get at least one cake w/it..but none did. apparently i need to rethink my friends.
ok so have you guys noticed this..just now only spurs comments showed..the motives one and then right after was the tragedy one. then i posted, and when it updated, dg's was there, in between spurs-that were just by themselves a second ago!
ReplyDeletei swear that has happened before..have you guys noticed it?
dg, i am the good one as well, so we would need another bad one to balance us out.
ReplyDeletespurs! did you change your clock today? do you prefer springing forward or falling back?
ReplyDeleteIt's because spurs messes with the comments because he doesn't like it when we get comment #200.
ReplyDeleteYes, I changed my clocks today kinkyb!tch. Well, they all changed on their own, so I really didn't have to do anything.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just like to juggle the comments around.
Alright, I need sleep.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight kb and spurs and whoever else is lurking and not commenting.
goodnight, DG
ReplyDeletespurs, you have cool clocks
Goodnight DG. Thanks for coming around and sharing about Kanye.
ReplyDeleteWell, they are digital clocks kinkyb!tch. I'll have to change the one at work that's on the wall though.
ReplyDeleteThe change is just a nuisance though, at least AZ doesn't do it.
ReplyDeleteJust waking up in the morning gotta thank God
ReplyDeleteI don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
What's going on Wopness?
ReplyDeletenot much man... tryin to bang out this work so I can get outta town thursday
ReplyDeleteCool, where do you plan on going?
ReplyDeleteThe place that RQ says only people with no trust funds, class, or culture visit
ReplyDeleteWhere was that again?
ReplyDeleteAnd I saw some article that stated the government is considering not only taking fingerprints but taking DNA as well from people arrested.
San Diego, CA
ReplyDeleteIt will never fly. I mean its unconstitutional until you are convicted, IMHO
She said that about San Diego? Really? So what are you going to do there?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I don't see that flying either.