So this is the woman that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with. I'm into goth and freaky chicks, but that graffiti all over her body is just not cool. And if I am ever fortunate enough to score a gravy train like Bullock (sadly I don't see that happening), I wouldn't leave all that cash on the table banging this chick.
P.S. There you go kb.
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ReplyDeleteMy bro-in-law was hanging with Jesse for about 4 days...(Last month)
Trying to push thru a new product line...
Cool dude...
This chick...
Eh...
Not my cup of tea...
But If he cheated, that sucks...
- chef -
P.S. Thanks for all the bday wishes
What's up CHEF? I don't think you are over the hill. Mainly because I'm older than you, and if you are over the hill, then that sucks for me.
ReplyDeleteAnd no problem for the birthday wishes.
ReplyDeleteNice chafed inner thighs. Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice that kinkyb!tch. Nice eye.
ReplyDeleteHere's a shot of her nude kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeletehttp://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/03/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-bombshell_mcgee_nude.php
I do pay attention to details Spurs, it's my thing.
ReplyDeleteHow has your day been so far? Glad it's almost Friday? I am.
I do not want to see this broad naked, I just ate!
ReplyDeleteMy day has been good so far kinkyb!tch. Had my blood pressure taken today, it's 118 over 60. The nurse was impressed. I actually am getting some work done today, I just need to figure out what to eat.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to getting off so I can watch some basketball.
How's your day going?
It's not a full nude shot, just a topless one.
ReplyDeleteHas your BP been bad in the past?
ReplyDeleteThat is a good reading for a lard ass like yourself.
Already with the Easter avatar?
ReplyDeleteAnd no, my blood pressure has never been bad.
So you have any big plans this weekend?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Easter is early this year..4/4. I like to celebrate holidays as long as I can, so yes, the Easter avatar is a must.
ReplyDeleteReally, it's on the 4th? That is early.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. If you ignore the tatts and nipples, her face and eyes do scream Suzy Homemaker. And I thought those were stretch marks, not veins.
ReplyDeleteeven worse..I clicked it off quickly, maybe it was stretch marks? She should've got tattoos to cover those instead. Does she have a spiderweb on her temple? That's gangsta.
ReplyDeleteWould you be afraid of her if she tried to fight you, Spurs?
Yes, it is a spiderweb. Lame.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, why would I be afraid if she tried to fight me? Would you be afraid?
Yes. She looks like the type of chick who would hide a razor under her tongue. I don't want my face getting all effed up.
ReplyDeleteIt already is, so I'd fight her if I were you. You don't want to be labeled a chicken, do you?
ReplyDeleteis this one better?
ReplyDeleteThere you go. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteyou know, I have no idea how I found that pic..but it was funny, so I saved it.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's just the funniest thing ever. You are hilarious kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliment, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteSo did you end up doing anything for St. Patty's Day kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteNo. Green beer sounds kinda nasty.
ReplyDeleteHow about you?
Hit up about five clubs, did a quarter ounce of coke and banged five prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteIt was a slow night.
That sounds like fun, Spurs. Did you pay the hookers in coke or cash?
ReplyDeleteI gave them two lines and a hundred bucks each. But when I was done with them I robbed them of the cash I paid them, so in reality it only cost me ten lines.
ReplyDeleteNot bad.
I need a hooker and some blow Spurs. The fuckin' Bulls suck!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? Yeah, the Bulls are shit. That Flip Murray guy sucks.
ReplyDeleteWhat have you been up to man?
2 lines? That was generous of you. I would've set up a bag of powdered donut residue and tricked them into snorting that.
ReplyDeleteDid you read Tiger Wood's sext messages, Spurs?
Been busy this week, but I'm off the rest of the day and tomorrow. Going to watch nothing but the NCAA Tournament. What about you man?
ReplyDeleteI saw that KB, apparently Tiger is into anger bangs and a little violence.
ReplyDeleteAnger bangs? That's cute. ;)
ReplyDeleteHe sounded like my kind of manwhore until he mentioned golden showers. That and cum on my face are absolute no-no's.
It was generous of me kinkyb!tch, and yeah, I read a few of those texts. What a dumbass that guy is.
ReplyDeletePlan on watching a lot of the Tournament as well Francis.
ReplyDelete"until he mentioned golden showers."
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that part.
Speaking of golden showers (story time). First off I think that is disgusting. But when I was 23 or 24 a couple of friends and I went to a shady strip club in St. Louis one night. About 3 in the morning these 2 chicks got into this shower they had set up on stage and started peeing on each other. I was so drunk I just started throwing cash into the shower (all $1 because that's how I roll). We left around 6 in the morning, I bought a shitty brat off some fat guy who was cooking outside the club and went home and threw up......haha
ReplyDeleteSpurs, let's bet in the tournament! DOn't cry when I win though. Francis, do you have a bracket filled out, too?
ReplyDeleteThe no cry rule applies to you as well if you decided to bet me on any games.
That's awesome Francis. Yeah, that sounds like a shady joint indeed. I'm sure the two strippers were stunners.
ReplyDeleteHow do you want to bet kinkyb!tch? The games have already started. But I'm always down for taking money off of a sucker, so let me know what you have in mind.
ReplyDeleteThey had tats and piercings too.......and I think the one that got peed on first even was talking about going back to school
ReplyDeleteKB, I filled out my bracket this morning.
ReplyDeleteGoing back to school huh?
ReplyDeleteNice.
What about you KB? who do you like to win it all?
ReplyDeleteI was being sarcastic....every stripper I've ever "talked" to was heading back to school in the fall.
ReplyDeleteWho do you have to win it Francis?
ReplyDeleteI was gonna bet you your coke stash, but money is fine as well.
ReplyDeleteMr B-I probably would've done the same (throwing money part). When you are drunk and encourage people to do dumb stuff it doesn't count against your character later.
"....every stripper I've ever "talked" to was heading back to school in the fall."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I picked Kentucky, it just sounded good.
ReplyDeleteIn defense of the strippers..nursing school is really expensive.
ReplyDeletespurs-did you think BYU would win? I told the warden they would, but he is a diehard Gator fan and had them going all the way to the Sweet 16. Dummy.
ReplyDeleteI went with Kansas, Syracuse, West Virginia and Texas A&M. Kansas beating West Virginia in the title game. I think Syracuse can beat Kansas, but I don't think Arizne Onuaku of Syracuse is going to be healthy enough to be effective in there zone.......sorry kind of a CB junky.
ReplyDeleteI really didn't know enough about BYU to really know either way kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnother team to watch for is Butler. Those guys can shoot.
I had BYU KB, also picked Murray State, but was wrong on Notre Dame.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you had Murray State?
ReplyDeleteNice.
Yep. I got UTEP beating Butler as well. Then I have Louisville beating Cal in the first round and knocking off Duke in the 2nd Round.
ReplyDeleteI shouldve bet you yesterday on that game then, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteYour coke whores wouldve been SOL last night if I had. Tell them they owe me a thank you.
Butler sure did get a shitty seed as highly ranked as they are.
ReplyDeleteI gotta run, taking my dog to get a haircut. Have a good one Spurs and KB.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't have bet anyway. You seem too weak to put up money on anything.
bye francis
ReplyDeletespurs-who do you have to win it all?
Cool, later on Francis. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteI told you yesterday kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOhio State.
you're right, I would've bet you some Oreo cakesters though. Elfie would've sent you her box for me had I lost.
ReplyDeleteThey did man. And UTEP's pretty good. I kind of went for broke with the Texas A&M pick. But with Purdue the 4 seed, I figure if they can win their first round game against Utah State, they will knock off Purdue without Hummel. The 3rd and 4th round is in Houston, so they will have somewhat of a home court advantage. Later man, I might drop back in later.
ReplyDeletedid you tell me? I forgot, sorry.
ReplyDeleteMy memory is fading in my old age, you know how it is.
"you're right, I would've bet you some Oreo cakesters though."
ReplyDeleteGee, I don't know if I could cover that huge bet.
"My memory is fading in my old age, you know how it is."
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't kinkyb!tch.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteI like the A&M pick.
spurs, aren't you 42? How do you keep your memory so sharp then?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to mess with this girl because she looks like she'd be a freak
ReplyDeletemaybe Sandra is boring in bed
I'm 33 kinkyb!tch. You always forget because you're 45.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Astrid? How did your final go?
ReplyDeleteAnd Sandra probably is boring in bed.
maybe he is just a selfish pig, Astrid, and messed with this nasty broad for no other reason than that.
ReplyDeleteChange your avatar, Easter is approaching.
It was hard..
ReplyDeleteYeah? But do you think you did well?
ReplyDeleteAnd don't listen to senileb!tch. You don't need to change your avatar.
you are probably right too kb, and no
ReplyDeletecats > bunnies
cats creep me out for some reason. There was one in my front yard last night, it kept meowing at me and staring. I wanted to go get my Doug, but he was taking his 417th nap of the day and I didn't want to disturb him.
ReplyDeletehaving sex with this lady is probably like jacking off to a comic book...
ReplyDeleteWho wants to look at some cartoons while they orgasm?
http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2009/07/tn_l_69a1fadad2a544829f39184aafee2d28.jpg
here you go, Astrid
ReplyDeletehttp://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/selenanoel/easter-bunny-cat.jpg
this is cute
ReplyDeletehttp://www.searchenginepanel.com/wp-content/uploads/rabbit-cat.jpg
You two are like Ansel Adams.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rPWq_esurhE/SeJiTFSGxwI/AAAAAAAABDA/X6UeLrYIb3M/s1600-h/EASTER.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbe.uidaho.edu/tgordon/Funny%20Photos/Easter%20Kitty%202.JPG
this one is so cute, and I hate cats:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rPWq_esurhE/SeJiTFhwwKI/AAAAAAAABDI/zgWYTK9ngBg/s1600-h/KittenHue.jpg
I like the second and the third..
ReplyDeletethis might be a stupid question.. but who is Jesse James, what is he known for...
ReplyDeleteHe designs motorcycles. And cheats on a bread winner.
ReplyDeleteI imagine he makes enough bread himself, what with how much he's sold out his name.
ReplyDeleteI guess he couldn't find anything better than that for a side broad? I like tatted up girls, but she has too much.
What's up EV? Yeah, she went a little overboard with the ink.
ReplyDeleteit's worse than when Liz Hurley's boyfriend cheated on her with a crack head hooker...
ReplyDeleteNo, I think that was worse.
ReplyDeletei have no tatoos.. never wanted one
ReplyDeleteI don't think they look good on anybody
I'm not a fan of tattoos either. At least not on me.
ReplyDeleteNothing much, Spurs. Just dropped in to see what the current post was, still have to go pick up some materials for work tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool EV. You going to watch any of the Tournament?
ReplyDeleteHave you guys heard about vasectomies increasing because of March Madness?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kens5.com/news/Men-line-up-for-vasectomies-during-March-Madness-88486237.html
this chick is alright. i have to agree with astrid tho. maybe sandra is boring. she looks boring anyway. or maybe her old vag just doesnt get wet anymore? that happens around menopause.
ReplyDeleteHi Elfie.. how have you been doing?
ReplyDeleteYou guys think Spurs is getting a March Madness vasectomy?
What tournament, Spurs?
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ReplyDeletethe tit job isnt the best but shes not ugly. she has a great body overall. but the franken-tits need fixing.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI gave them two lines and a hundred bucks each. But when I was done with them I robbed them of the cash I paid them, so in reality it only cost me ten lines.
Not bad."
You might really have been a car guy Spurs. Sounds like nights I had out on the road doing the Event Sale circuit.
My boss loved my speech. I get to call Abe Lincoln a war criminal and Obama a half breed at the TEA Party. I just wish I'd said something about MLK.
ReplyDeleteI'm just surprised Jesse James cheated with a girl. I figured him for a bottom.
ReplyDeleteHow many people did you give the speech to?
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeletecats creep me out for some reason. There was one in my front yard last night, it kept meowing at me and staring. I wanted to go get my Doug, but he was taking his 417th nap of the day and I didn't want to disturb him."
That's because cats are the Devil's minions. Dogs come from God.
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteHow many people did you give the speech to?"
I don't give it until April 15th. The last TEA Party we had drew 3000 people on July 4th when folks should've been drunk and barbequeing.
RE Flo: "If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with."
ReplyDeleteyou should make a video of it CBT.. so we can see it
ReplyDeleteAstrid: it'll be on mountaintalk97.com. In fact, you can hear the commercials I do there. Streaming audio.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, Astrid, there'll be a video.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Streets?
ReplyDeleteif you get the people acting really crazy you might make it on Keith Olbermann
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteThe NCAA Tournament.
I stop just short of calling for an armed rebellion against the current administration. Remember what's so funny about this is I'm a moderate to liberal Democrat.
ReplyDelete"or maybe her old vag just doesnt get wet anymore? that happens around menopause."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
What's going on CBT? Yeah, there should be a video of you ranting and raving for sure.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not getting a March Madness vasectomy.
I hear it's a good way to get off work for March Madness...
ReplyDeleteI'll get off watching some porn.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT? Yeah, there should be a video of you ranting and raving for sure."
I thought for sure my boss would cut the Lincoln/War Criminal rference but apparently not. I also call Roosevelt a closet Communist. I should've called Carter a pussy. This speech is gonna be like Hitler at Nuremburg in 1936.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI'll get off watching some porn."
How did know this?
I have barbie porn avatar now... is that getting you off at all?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, your online personality is very cute.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, mountaintalk97.com. Check out the streaming audio.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteThe pic is so small it's hard to tell what it is. And your profile isn't available, so I can't look at a bigger pic. But since you mentioned it, yeah I can kind of tell what is going one.
Is it you ranting CBT or what?
ReplyDeleteI am probably too old and not whorish enough for you in real life though CBT
ReplyDeleteYou talking about Rusty Humphries CBT?
ReplyDeleteNite y'all I gotta sleep. I told Flo just to come crawl in bed next to me tonight and not fucking wake me up. She won't get off WORK UNTIL 1:30 OR 2:00.I gotta sleep eight hours in a row for a change. And yes, she has a fucking key now. I'm so screwed.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteDon't you know CBT? If you are 17 you're too old.
Good night.
ReplyDeletelarge photo
ReplyDeletehttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/328569689_4ec37a5b85.jpg?v=0
That's funny you are calling her Flo now CBT. And that's pretty cool you gave your imaginary friend a key.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew?
ReplyDeletenight night CBT
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteDamn, they are having a threesome? Nice.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou talking about Rusty Humphries CBT?"
Humphries is coming, too. My speech will be right before his.
"Astrid said...
I am probably too old and not whorish enough for you in real life though CBT"
My attraction to whorishness has been greatly exaggerated, mostly by me. Are you under 30?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's funny you are calling her Flo now CBT. And that's pretty cool you gave your imaginary friend a key."
Spurs, go whack off to the topless RQ pics from a year ago. Flo's real name is Mandi.
CBT, you are the one obsessed with Rocket Queen, not me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought you didn't like your skanks over 23. So now it's 30 and under?
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteGood night."
I thought you were in Florida fucking an Asstronaut? Tell John Glenn howdy for me.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, you are the one obsessed with Rocket Queen, not me."
I'm obsessed with her mind. You're the one she sent the tit pics to.
Wait, is Drew already supposed to be in Florida?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'll go as old as 35 if they're black or Asian. They hold up better than white women.
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
ReplyDeleteAll right, later on CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo. I don't follow College ball.
ReplyDeletelook spurs I posted the guy who fucked me over a the salon http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/free-tans-for-sex/
ReplyDeletepam, if you are dumb enough to sleep with him why is he at fault?
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteYou should. Well, at least during the tournament. Otherwise college basketball pretty much sucks.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteYou posted some flyer, not the guy. That doesn't count.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYour comment about tanning made me laugh.
I am disappointed Pam.. I thought I was going to get to see the guy, not his flyer.. and sex in a tanning bed doesn't sound comfortable
ReplyDeleteI worked at a spa and the manager told me her boyfriend always wanted to have sex in the tanning beds... What is it with men and tanning beds??
The thought of having sex in a tanning bed has never crossed my mind Astrid.
ReplyDeleteand I looked at Nik's twitter because I was sent to thedirty
ReplyDeletehis eyes look crazy
http://twitpic.com/17uuww
and why does he care about hanging out in Coto de Caza so much???
His eyes do look crazy, you are right.
ReplyDeletehis eyes always look crazy.. he might be crazy
ReplyDeletehere he is again with his shirt
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/18b8sj
I don't think he's crazy Astrid. He was normal when I met him. But in that pic he looks crazy, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteyou don't know what he thinks about all the time... Mohammad Atta looked crazy too
ReplyDeleteAtta did look crazy, you are right.
ReplyDelete“Allowing millions of illegal immigrants to stay and take jobs away from citizens is like giving a burglar a key to the house,” says Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX).
ReplyDelete"I agree," says SPURS FAN.
ReplyDeleteCBT said:
ReplyDelete"Flo's real name is Mandi."
Why do you call her Flo? Do you have the hots for the progressive lady?
I gave her the name Flo because she's a waitress.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever see that show Alice?
no... was it any good?
ReplyDeleteNo, it sucked.
ReplyDeleteAlice is hired at a diner owned by Mel Sharples, a gravel-voiced, male-chauvinist fry cook.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds funny
I watched the Beverly Hillbillies when I was a kid
ReplyDeleteI was going to link to a description of the show, but I see you looked it up.
ReplyDeleteDid you like that show?
ReplyDeleteYea... I like imdb.com
ReplyDeleteI have also noticed that Flo's are always redheads on TV
The Beverly Hillbillies was great.. I still like it, but they made it into a horrible movie a few years ago. I also liked the Twilight Zone when I was young.. still love that show
ReplyDeleteWas she a redhead? I don't remember.
ReplyDeleteNever really go into the Twilight Zone.
ReplyDelete*got* into
ReplyDeleteThere are episodes of TZ that I still remember from my childhood... some of them were so freaky
ReplyDeleteI read Flo had red hair
ReplyDeleteThe Flo in Problem Child and the progressive Flo all redheads
I never saw Problem Child.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on *MT*?
ReplyDeleteHow have you been? And you are related to Sandra? That's cool.
Duh, my last names Bullock. lol No really though, we are related. like second or third cousins. My parents never wait in line at restaraunts bc they just say they are related to Sandra. I never use that line, bc I've never even met the women. But i've always thought she was beautiful.
ReplyDeleteHey, whats up Spursy? Hows life been treating you?
ReplyDeleteYou're right smartass, your last name is Bullock.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've been doing fine, thanks for asking. How about you? Anything exciting going on?
lol. I like being a smart ass ;) jk
ReplyDeleteEXCITING? Well, I went to the Omni Theatre yesterday with my 5 year old son. I learned my lesson never to go to the Museum during Spring Break again. It really was fun though, I hadn't been to the Omni since I was in Middle School.
Hey, that's cool. Did your son have a good time?
ReplyDeleteYea he had a great time, me, let's just say since it is Spring Break, there were quite a few people and about a million kids there. I got stepped on, ran over by a stroller....lol Fun Times :)
ReplyDelete200 :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, nice job. Way to snake 200 from me.
ReplyDeleteWell, you were 200, the count is still screwed up. I guess Google doesn't have enough money to fix the problem.
ReplyDeleteOh, and sorry to hear (read) you got ran over by a stroller.
ReplyDeleteso i was reading SW and they have an article about the worst rappers alive. i have to agree with the whole list.
ReplyDeleteWhere can I read that?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sdnn.com/sandiego/2010-03-15/concerts-music-clubs/worst-rappers-all-time
ReplyDeleteNice. That was a great list. Especially Soulja Boy. That guy is a piece of shit.
ReplyDeletemost of them were one hit wonders. and whats strange is that most of them declared that they are here to stay. i think i saw kriss-kross bagging groceries not too long ago.
ReplyDelete"and whats strange is that most of them declared that they are here to stay."
ReplyDeleteThat was perfect. Indeed, most of them did declare that.
I forgot that little queer Aaron Carter tried to rap.
ReplyDelete