Wednesday, March 10, 2010
New Jersey Doctor Gives Women Butt Injections With Caulk
You know what really sucks? When you find search viligently and find a nice porn video online and then you click on it and the video won't work. I mean, you are all "locked and loaded" and then all of a sudden it's just a huge letdown.
That's not as bad as clicking on an "amateur video" and finding out it's an old porn hag, but still, it's just not cool.
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Well, he knows that some screwball doctor from Jersey injected caulk into women's asses Drew.
ReplyDeleteAnd I kind of figured you'd throw in an insult to DG here Drew, you know being she has a "pancake ass."
ReplyDeleteTickle me Elmo............
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think of that guy anyway?
ReplyDeleteSober but if you insist, It was actually Streets that had pancake batter injected into her ass buttocks. DG licked the bowl after the Doc was done.
ReplyDeleteYou are sober Drew? That's a letdown.
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, what do you think of Massa? Did you see Beck apologize for having that goof on?
Not sure on Massa, Probably 1/2 a forgy but I think that he got railroaded by his Dem party cause he would not go along with the anointed one's health care bill
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that shitbag bill will actually pass. I saw where that fuckface Pelosi said it's close, and then I went to Yahoo news and all these dipshit were like "Hooray!"
ReplyDeleteJust wait. I mean, we are going to pay taxes for that fucking waste for what, 4 years before it's implemented?
I mean, you really have to wonder what is really in that bill.
What do you think of Juliet Huddy? Hotness!
ReplyDeleteI'm not familiar with her.
ReplyDeleteBehind closed doors the Dems drafted this 2000 page bill and want it voted on like yesterday.
ReplyDeleteYep, and the funny thing is people think it will lower health costs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, were are the fattest fucking nation on the planet, I see that working out.
But you know, it's not like anyone is going to take advantage of it or anything, so maybe it's a great idea.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm a little older and I remember when that one term peanut farmer was President. This is a replay
ReplyDeleteI just hope that there's nothing real radical in this bill. Really.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise I don't really give a fuck. Pass it. And then when people go "Oh fuck, you mean the federal government, which can't run a fucking thing right can't run healthcare right?", it will give me one more laugh.
Robert "Full of Shit" Gibbs says it will pass by March 18th?
ReplyDeleteThat's one more clown that needs to be taken out back and feed to wolves.
ReplyDeleteDude, as you said, we pay taxes 3 or 4 years before it takes place and then it tanks???? Not sure there is another Ronald Regan on future deck to clean that mess up?
ReplyDeleteOh, I forgot to say Drew, it was nice watching the Spurs kick the shit out of the Knicks.
ReplyDeleteOf course, that's like beating a WNBA team, but still, it was a nice win.
Well, like I said Drew, as long as there's nothing radical in it (other than the payoffs to Mass., Louisana, Nebraska, Florida and some other dickhead states) I hope it does pass and then the whole damm thing tanks.
ReplyDeleteBut the fags and hippies on the left will blame it on the Rebublicans somehow.
Dont watch pro hoops this year so I don't know what you're talkin about.......... I will say that the Big East, the Beast from the East Syracuse with have the last dance sonnnnnnnnnnnn
ReplyDeleteOh, now you are a college basketball fan?
ReplyDeleteGood one. I would be too if I were you. Time to put away your Knicks shit and put on your bandwagon Yankees gear.
A. Can't stand the Yankees (Go Mets)
ReplyDeleteB. Love college hoop from my gambling days.
C. UTEP sucks!
D. The Big east will have more teams going to the Big dance then any other conference.
E. Richie Rexic said your package looked like a dick only smaller.
A. Mets=Losers.
ReplyDeleteB. I'm sure you lost
C. Don't care about UTEP
D. Don't care about The Big East either
E. You've used that insult from Jarhead too many times.
San Antonio (pronounced /ˌsænænˈtoʊnioʊ/) is the second-largest city in the state of Texas and the seventh-largest city in the United States.
ReplyDeleteThe city's only top-level professional sports team, San Antonio Spurs
Indeed, that's a little messed up. We should have gotten an NFL team before that smog infested dump called Houston did.
ReplyDeleteNot to change the subject but did you get a lap dance from Leper when yo went to Dallas?
ReplyDeletesan antonio deserves a football and a baseball team.
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't. But she was really cool. The second time I went she showed up like five minutes before the club closed and she was wasted asking me what I thought of her hair.
ReplyDeleteWell, a baseball team wouldn't work, but a football team would.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to support a team 81 times out of the year.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you that SA should have FB and BB teams based on the the fan loyalty of the Spursonions, It really doesn't make sense?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you were intimidated by her or you ate to many hotdogs in the b-room?
Yeah Drew, I was real intimidated by Kelli. I was afraid if I talked to her too much she would somehow outwit me.
ReplyDeleteDumbass.
Oh GIVE me a break! If she grabbed your hand and stuffed it in her crotch you would run away...........
ReplyDeleteYou give that scenario some thought Drew?
ReplyDeleteI bet your pants are down around your ankles.
ReplyDeleteWas that a rhetorical question?
ReplyDeleteWould you like them to be?
ReplyDeleteEnough of the Forgy
ReplyDeleteKind of but my diet has backfired. I have actually gained weight??
ReplyDeleteReally? How much weight have you gained?
ReplyDeleteLet's just say I am pushing K-fed weight. (6'2 245) I have had to rethink the whole vaca approach right down to my rental car
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Drew. So do you mean you really are going to have to show "baller status" or what?
ReplyDeletePoint on Spurs! You know I am only as rich as my last Grift, LOL! With that said, thank goodness things have picked up over the last month so baller status it is. There's a place in Miami that rents luxury cars that I have used in the past. Let me ask you this, is a black Hummer H2 baller enough? It's costing $900 for the week.
ReplyDeleteYou think she's that vain to care what kind of ride you have? I mean, I understand you want to impress her, but is a H2 really necessary?
ReplyDeleteI think it's more me. I want to pull up the the early bird special in style.
ReplyDeleteAre you two staying in a nice hotel?
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!! fucking drew. dude, your like the waterboy that hung around the football team to think you were cool.
ReplyDeleteGood talking Spurs. It's after 1 here. Catch you tomorrow.
ReplyDeletehey drew, i heard you can download coupons from the dennys website. that should impress her.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteSuck my Monster Greg! See yaaaaaaaa
All right man, later on. I think the H2 isn't necessary.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for coming by tonight Drew.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, nevermind. you probably dont even have a working printer.
ReplyDeletedrew, the only reason you say you have a monster greg is because its so horribly ugly.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteoh, just here man. whats going on over in teh-hass?
ReplyDeleteNothing all that exciting.
ReplyDeleteIt's starting to warm up here. It almost reached 80 today. It was a really nice day.
ReplyDeletesame here. i was thinking about hitting up a neighborhood dive bar but nah.
ReplyDeleteright now its 54 in phx.
ReplyDeletei kinda like the cooler weather. its not so bad.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's 53 here, but the days have been heating up. I noticed it's stayed kind of cool there.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I like the cooler weather too. Soon it will be in the high 90's.
ReplyDeletethe other week my cousin and i walked to the bar and the weather was great. it still is but theres also a slight breeze which makes it seem colder. is it humid alot over there?
ReplyDeletefuck, soon it will be in the mid 200's here. the hottest i remember it getting since i lived here was 122.
ReplyDeleteSometimes. But not that bad. Houston on the other hand is just awful.
ReplyDelete122?
ReplyDeleteMiserable.
and then its so fucking dry here that it feels like an oven. but at least its not sticky and muggy like houston.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the summers in Houston are unbearable.
ReplyDeletebut i heard austin is really nice.
ReplyDeleteYes, Austin is nice.
ReplyDeletebut expensive?
ReplyDeleteWhen you head to East Texas, it's just a shithole. Houston, Galveston, Beaumont, all those towns are just shit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it can be a little expensive. I mean, it's more expensive than San Antonio.
ReplyDeletei heard vegas is a good place to have an addiction.
ReplyDeleteIt's the best place to get and stay clean, no doubt.
ReplyDeletegreat, im staying away then. so just where is nta????
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I hope he comes back around. I enjoyed his comments.
ReplyDeleteit would be cool if people stuck around a little longer. i kinda miss tatazz. even gay-non was kinda fun to pick on.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wish Tatazz had stayed around. Maybe she'll come back around sometime. Doubt it though.
ReplyDeleteI think NTA will be back, and as far as Gay-non? He still visits. I see his city all the time. He just doesn't comment.
sometimes i wonder if former commenters dont come around anymore because maybe they died.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am a little concerned about NTA. And I found it strange that Tatazz just bolted, but maybe she didn't like some of the things written about her on that video of her contest that was posted.
ReplyDeletedo you think dan k got eaten by mexicans?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah Dan K too. I wonder what happened to that guy. I never paid attention to what city he commented from in GA, so I can't say if he's visited or not.
ReplyDeleteI know Pelican has visited too, but for some reason he doesn't comment either.
oh well, only the strong survive i guess. kinda sucks that tatazz is gone but pam is still around. just goes to show how cruel mother nature can be.
ReplyDeleteI like Pam, she provides some entertainment. Sure some of her coments and actions make no sense, but whatever.
ReplyDeletepam just wants to be a low level lindsay lohan. she thinks shes a huge mega star but in reality shes another grain of sand on a very long beach.
ReplyDeleteWhats with all the new posts lately?
ReplyDeleteI wish Tatazz was still around, too.
also, wheres 5A?
ReplyDelete"a grain of sand on a very long beach?"
ReplyDeleteNice description.
What's going on EV?
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know what happened to 5A. She was around when kinkyb!tch was posted.
ReplyDeleteNothing much. I just saw that Strikeforce has another card lined up for CBS.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? I remember talking about MMA being on CBS, I guess it's about time it's back on.
ReplyDeleteYea, Dan Henderson is the Heavyweight matchup with Jake Shield. Both are pretty decent fighters, Henderson is more of a veteran. Shinya Aoki also has a fight that night, so it will be nice to see him fight.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Gegard Mousasi. He's a really good Heavyweight.
ReplyDeleteLight Heavyweight*
ReplyDeleteWhen is the card anyway?
ReplyDeletetoo bad bas rutten doesnt fight anymore.
ReplyDeleteSautrday, April 17th. I'm pretty sure this is Aoki's debut to the American audience, so he will definitely bring his A game.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I remember that guy. I might check that out.
ReplyDeleteok...im out fellas. later.
ReplyDeleteLater, Anon.
ReplyDeleteUFC is also snowballing a bunch of fight cards here soon, probably to respond to Strikeforce's Primetime spot. Frank Mir, Georges St. Pierre, BJ Penn and Anderson Silva all have fights in that time.
ReplyDeleteOf course, UFC is all PPV. I'll be at a bar watching it.
ReplyDeleteYou mean there in Phoenix?
ReplyDeleteOh, you meant "here" in general.
ReplyDeleteYea, no idea where they will be. I know the one coming up is in that shithole New Jersey. The Strikeforce card is in Nashville.
ReplyDeleteHow much is the PPV for those fight cards?
ReplyDeleteNo idea, I never buy them.
ReplyDeleteIf it was PRIDE, I would probably order them all the time. I'm not paying for a borderline WWE event.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've bought plenty of boxing fights, I think there's only two fights I haven't regretted ordering.
ReplyDeleteHaha, which ones were those? I remember going to my neighbors and seeing Tyson bite Holyfield's ear live.
ReplyDeleteYea, the UFC is flat out mediocre. It's a shame the Fertita brothers were ever allowed to buy out such a legitimate promotion.
ReplyDeleteTyson figths mainly. Ordered Roy Jones Jr fights before. Floyd Mayweather, Ricky Hatton and Pacquaio fights.
ReplyDeleteYou ordering his fight coming up in a few days at that Dallas Stadium?
ReplyDeletePacquiao's*
ReplyDeleteProbably not. I'm just going to wait next week when they replay it on HBO.
ReplyDeleteBut who knows? By Saturday I might break down and order it.
Who is he fighting, and is he any good?
ReplyDeleteClottey. He's supposed to be pretty good.
ReplyDeleteHow much are those fights? My Uncle usually always orders them.
ReplyDeleteUsually $49.95.
ReplyDeleteThats not too bad. I don't think the UFC PPV's would be that much, then.
ReplyDeleteProbably $29.95.
ReplyDeleteYea, if they ever get that clown Lesnar back in the cage, I may have to order that to see him crash and burn live.
ReplyDeleteWhat's his deal again? He's hurt right?
ReplyDeleteHe came down with an "Illness" - probably steroid related. Supposedly lost a bunch of weight. All I know is that it is prolonging the time that undeserving fuck holds a Championship MMA belt.
ReplyDeleteAn "illness" huh?
ReplyDeleteThat's odd.
They went more in depth eventually, but never concluded if anything provoked it or what may have been the cause, other than "improper dieting",
ReplyDeleteYeah, "improper dieting", that's it.
ReplyDeleteWell EV, I think I'm going to get some sleep now. It was nice chatting with you.
Sure thing, about time you're the one to check out first.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. Good point.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed you guys talking about MMA.. my sister used to fight in that, Ultimate Cage, she is amateur
ReplyDeleteReally? That's cool. Was she good?
ReplyDeleteYes... she did good, but she quit for the winter
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she go back to it
Isn't she worried about getting her face all smashed up?
ReplyDeleteShe has had it smashed up... she broke her nose..
ReplyDeleteI asked her the same thing, but she says she wont't become disfigured and the thought of that makes her train harder.. She wants to do it so she is in shape and tough. Everybody is the family thinks she is crazy, but she wants to do it
Damn. So have you ever watched her fight?
ReplyDeleteNo... I am too nervous too, and she makes vidoes of her fights, so I watch them later
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to say that would be pretty nerve wracking.
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to start training?
LOL... I have gone to her training and watched... I did it with her twice, but I never intended to get in the ring. I just wanted to do it for the exercise and get in shape. I took some karate classes without her... I don't do it anymore right now
ReplyDeleteI need to go to class... I talk to you later
ReplyDeleteCool. Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that seems like it would be a great workout.
Headline should have been "New Jersey Doctor injects caulk into Women's butts."
ReplyDeletePricilla Presley was the victim of a similar doctor who injected industrial grade silicon into her face.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the editor.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm about to post something else, let me know what you think of the headline smartasss.
I am going to school to be a Journbalist you know? Nowadays instead of teaching journalism majors about fair, unbiased reporting techniques, they teach methods of sensationalism. Ummmhmmmm
ReplyDeleteA "Journbalist?"
ReplyDeleteThat was ironic.
But seriously, is that what you are going to school for?
I have a migraine, I stayed home today and just woke up... cut me some slack. and I was telling the truth Sours, broadcast journalism is my major but I'm not sure that's what I really want to be when I grow up.
ReplyDeleteA day off? That's nice. It seems you deserve on.
ReplyDeleteAnd "grow up?"
When do you expect that to happen?
I'm like Peter Pan, I'll never grow up. ACtually I've pretty much been a grown up for 12 yrs, it's not so bad. But I just don't have the grown up job I want quite yet.
ReplyDelete"Peter Pan?"
ReplyDeleteI liked that one Skeets. Maybe you should consider being a comedian.
... wtf?
ReplyDeletethis post is about butts and caulk...
and the first 100 posts or so where banter between Drew and Spurs...
it's a sad day...
- chef -
What's up CHEF? "Lock it" caulk works well huh?
ReplyDeleteYeah sorry, I'm sure the conv. between Drew and I wasn't the most entertaining thing in the world.