Saturday, March 13, 2010

Problems with your Prius? Listen to this guy



This guy is funny.

Thanks to the person who sent this.

And Happy Birthday CHEF!
Posted by SPURS FAN at 6:03 PM

266 comments:

  1. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    If a vehicle tries to "suddenly accelerate" turn the fucking key off. How hard is that? I call bullshit on the Cali State Trooper who crashed a Lexus loaner car and killed his family. A Trooper doesn't know that? Supposedly the car wouldn't stop for like 10 minutes. Idiot.

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  2. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    CBT, you really should watch the video man. He's funny.

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  3. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    That's Drew!

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  4. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    I did watch the video. That's fucking Drew! And he is funny, and right.

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  5. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    I love the 1:50 mark.

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  6. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Actually, 1:45 mark.

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  7. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    And I never saw the footage of that guy in CA on the police chase.

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  8. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    It wasn't a chase. The Trooper had dropped his Lexus off at the dealership and they gave him a loaner car, a Lexus, that supposedly suddenly accelerated and the brakes stopped working. He crashed and killed his wife and kid. He's suing Toyota and the cops are covering up that he had a Blood Alcohol Content of point two one. TURN THE FUCKING KEY OFF AND THE CAR STOPS>

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  9. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    Oh, so now Lexus has a problem? Give me a break. Yeah, that sounds fishy.

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  10. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Spurs, the only difference between Toyita and Lexus is the skin and trim. Same engines, same transmissions, same braking systems. Oh, and 200 bucks for an oil change versus 40.

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  11. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    Yeah, I know.

    And that's funny about the oil change.

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  12. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    I gotta sleep for awhile. I was up until 3 this morning, got up at 7 and went to the old man's place and seperated some calves to wean, went to the office, worked at a child safety seat expo, had a burger and a couple of beers and came home. I need my rest for tonight.

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  13. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Cool man, later on. Thanks for stopping by

    Have fun with Flo tonight.

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  14. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    She actually left here at 3:30 this afternoon, had to be at work at 4. I think she thinks she lives here. There's way too much of her stuff around my house.

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  15. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure she thinks she lives there now CBT.

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  16. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    Just watch up until the 1:45 mark.

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  17. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    So what are you up to this weekend Anonymous?

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  18. kbMarch 13, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    Happy Birthday CHEF!!
    Hope you have a splendid day =)

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  19. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    What's up kinkyb!tch? Nice hyperlink.

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  20. Stifler's Mom ;)March 13, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    Hey Kasey.........

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  21. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    That must be Drew.

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  22. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    What's up Drew?

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  23. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Excuse me, that must be Alec. What's up Alec?

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  24. NadiaMarch 13, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Miss u :)

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  25. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    Go Trig Boy, it's your birthday

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  26. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Just all over the map tonight, aren't you Drew?

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  27. Romy & MichelleMarch 13, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    Hey SpursFan

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  28. Band CampMarch 13, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    Like my flute?

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  29. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    Happy BIrthday Chef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all... for now.

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  30. Pam AndersonMarch 13, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Drew's got a big trombone

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  31. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    What's up Streets?

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  32. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    Pam:

    Tell Drew and the cast of characters I need to run out real quick. I'll be back soon.

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  33. StiflerMarch 13, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Spurs. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

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  34. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    How am I scaring the chicks away?

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  35. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    I think drew scares them off.

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  36. Big DrewMarch 13, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Why am I always blamed?

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  37. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    What do you mean?

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  38. Big DrewMarch 13, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    u back?

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  39. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    I like how CBT told the Lexus story based on his best memory. The Cop isn't suing Toyota, because he's dead. Along with the three other people that were in that car. He wasn't drunk, either. The 911 call was about 15 seconds before they crashed, and in it he says the brakes stopped working, which will happen if you repeatedly hit them instead of drop the pedal to the floor and don't let off.

    Oh, and the Lexus is a push start. So much for turning the key off. This is one of many reasons why I think Lexus' and BMW's are over-engineered pieces of shit.

    That being said, there are a lot of bogus stories about people getting in accidents and blaming run away throttle. However, the Lexus incident was the one that exposed the problem in the first place.

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  40. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    not much spurs...just gonna hang out around the house. whats on your itinerary?

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  41. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    I thought it was interesting that the Lexus incident was the first to get attention, yet in the recall, Toyota claimed none of the Lexus models were effected. It was also interesting how none of their lower selling vehicles were effected, either.

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  42. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    EV:

    So did you like the video or not?

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  43. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    Didn't watch it.

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  44. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    Anonymous:

    Going on a secret mission.

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  45. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    That's nice EV. Why don't you take some time and watch it?

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  46. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    I did just now. It was funny. Sadly, you can't expect that type of competence from your average person who treats a vehicle like an appliance and has no idea what to do when it doesn't work like it should.

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  47. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    I'll be honest, I really didn't read a lot into the situation after I first heard about it because it just assinine from the very beginning.

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  48. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    secret mission?

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  49. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Yeah, I really don't know where I was going with that.

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  50. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    i thought you were gonna say that you were planning on driving to the hills and catching cbt in the act of karaoke singing to the village people.

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  51. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Well man, I know it may seem (justifiably) that CBT is completely full of shit, but he sent me something today that may prove that he's not living in Absolute Delusonalville quite yet. I was going to post it tonight, but I'll wait until Monday.

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  52. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    is it a video of him stalking his prey in the woods?

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  53. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    You can't say that shit, Spurs. Now you have to post it tonight.

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  54. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    I don't think we'll ever get a video of that guy Anonymous. I mean, as it is he gets tossed back and forth like a ball of yarn between two cats, so it's like he would just serve himself up like that.

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  55. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    cbt sent me a link to a video of his. kinda creepy. i dont know what he was trying to tell me with it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSkEK532DRk

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  56. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    No, I actually I don't EV. I mean, he wrote about it on the other post, so it's not like it's a tease from me.

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  57. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    What did it write about it? I didn't see anything.

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  58. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Yeah, I really didn't need to watch much of that Anonymous.

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  59. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    some people are way too paranoid. relax.

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  60. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    sometimes i read the comments on here and really do laugh out loud. then i have to explain the whole situation to 'outsiders'.

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  61. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    That's funny. I have literally laughed out loud from the comments.

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  62. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    i hate when people look at you strange because you laugh about something. like you dont have the right to find something funny?

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  63. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Well I admit when people just laugh out loud at something, I'll stop and look and see what they are laughing about.

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  64. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:11 PM

    i like to say stupid shit when im in a public restroom. like, 'oh yeah baby, suck it.'

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  65. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    ANon~ It's cause they are jeaous of your happiness... f em, you ain't gotta explain ish. But I know what you mean mang

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  66. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    I've never done that.

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  67. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    When I hear people laughing I always laugh too, even if I have no idea what they are laughing about haha

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  68. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    What's going on with you Skeets? Did you snap those pics today?

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  69. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    I did, I am emailing some of them now. THey turned out ok.. it was ahrd cause the park we went to was really busy, people kept walking into our shots and our kids kept running off

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  70. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    Anon:

    I do remember you saying that you told some guy when you walked in that only one of you would walk out alive, had I hard that I would have laughed.

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  71. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    I seriously doubt I'll receive an e-mail, but I'll pretend they came out good Streets.

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  72. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    I can send you one but you CANNOT I REPEAT CANNOT POST them on here.

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  73. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    well, i do have to confess that 90% of the time im pretty much a dumbass.....so i can see where people would look at me in strange ways. but thank you elfie. thats nice of you.

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  74. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    I wouldn't post them. So has the couple looked at the pics you took?

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  75. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    is elfie taking sex pics for couples?

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  76. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Beastiality to be exact.

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  77. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    awesome. send some my way:

    anyone@yahoo.com

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  78. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  79. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    hhhmmmm...i think i just might like the south.

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  80. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    hhhmmmm...i think i just might like the south."

    This isn't the South. It's the Ozarks. We're the Southerners that scare the fuck outta the other Southerners. In Mississippi, that would've only happened if the perpetrators had been black. Here we do that shit to white people, too.

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  81. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    hhhhmmmmm...i still might like the south.

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  82. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Yeah Arkansas sounds pretty good. Just leave the karaoke in the dumpster where it belongs and you and that state are all right CBT.

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  83. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Well, the cheating on the fiancee isn't the best, but hey, I guess everyone has their faults CBT.

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  84. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    I was told to forget about those guys and that what happened at my place never happened.

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  85. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    yeah, cbt is alright. hes a cool dude. he says alot of funny shit.

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  86. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    did you at least get a reward for finding those guys?

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  87. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Spurs, when I sing karaoke it's Clint Black, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings and that stuff. I'm not gettin' up and doing shit by Blink 182.

    And the deliniation between Arkansas and Missouri fades around here. We consider ourselves to be from the Ozarks more than we do either state.

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  88. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    CBT, that first line didn't help your argument at all.

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  89. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    did you at least get a reward for finding those guys?"

    Right. They never officially existed and they found me, not the other way around. I've known one of the girl's uncles as long as I can remember. Used to rodeo with him back when we were teenagers. My cousin is married to their cousin.

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  90. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Sours you got mail

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  91. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    CBT, that first line didn't help your argument at all."

    Like I said it could be worse, I could be trying to cover something by "Sublime". Thursday before last I sang "Okie From Muskogee". The crowd loved it.

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Well, the cheating on the fiancee isn't the best, but hey, I guess everyone has their faults CBT."

    In the words of Ol' Waylon, "I was born with a fire down below..."

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  92. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    No CBT, that's probably herpes or crabs.

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  93. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    Hey Spurs, you ought to post that email I got from "Dr. Oscar Allen". Well maybe not, Anonymous might send him some money.

    There's a hippy newspaper in Little Rock called "The Free Press". One of the writers for them got one of those emails and started a two plus year conversation with them fucking with them. They'd arrange to meet in the Netherlands to exchange "good faith" money, and he'd no show on them, shit like that.

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  94. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Spurs, at least I've seen a vagina recently, without being on the Internet.

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  95. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    lol....good faith money meetings. thats a great idea.

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  96. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    I just saw this gorgeous chick at Starbucks.

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  97. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    That really hurt my feelings CBT.

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  98. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    "Eazy V said...
    I just saw this gorgeous chick at Starbucks."

    Would you care to elaborate?

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  99. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    It was me easy V... haha totally kidding.

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  100. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Spurs, really, how long has it been since you've been in the vincinity of a live vagina?

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  101. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Skeets:

    Calm yourself down tiger, I'm looking at them now.

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  102. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Have you ever seen "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" CBT? I'm guessing not, but she looked like the chick who played Sarah Marshall. She was also short with tiny hands, and a cute high pitched voice.

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  103. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Elfie, if you really aren't gorgeous then you take one helluva good picture.

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  104. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    You're right EV, haven't seen the flick. Who was the actress?

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  105. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    I just forwarded you the first ones I sent her, which were the first ones we took. I didnt pic my faves or anything cause I am too lazy for all that.

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  106. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    They aren't of her CBT.

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  107. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Kristen Bell. Just found her name looking up this trailer. She's the blond.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2UCJVW-1Dk

    This girl looked just like her.

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  108. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    Spurs, I meant the pics of herself she has on her Myspace, not the ones she took of some folks wedding that she's emailing you.

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  109. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    I know who Kristen Bell is. You saw a good looking girl, then. Did you do anything about it? Obviously you were attracted to her.

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  110. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    The only reason I even log into Myspace anymore is because that's the only way I communicate with KJ.

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  111. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    Oh KJ? Really? Yeah, I know who the fuck she is.

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  112. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    I dont even go on Myspace anymore. Kristin Bell is ok, not what I would say a gorgeous girl but pretty none the less.

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  113. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    The Myspace thing isn't why you're a tool Spurs. There are lots of other reasons you're a tool.

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  114. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    Oh CBT, that was shocking. That was like a fucking earthquake of an insult.

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  115. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    Spurs, I wasn't shooting for the perfect insult. I was just pointing out the obvious.

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  116. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    KJ= Kelly JO and the mustang, get with it Spurs.

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  117. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    I didn't, CBT. Well, aside from stare at her and imagine my dick in her tiny hands. I was there getting my girl coffee, so no go. I know you would have seen that as a perfect opportunity (after all, you know where she isn't) but I have more self control than that.

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  118. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    I am so tired, so so tired. My brother is here with me eating pizza and hanging out with my son.

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  119. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    Spurs, do you get paid in gum?

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  120. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Hey CBT, maybe you can talk to Flo and the other trash like that, but I'm not of those simpletons chief.

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  121. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Elfie, while I respect your opinion, I've never met a female who I agreed with over beauty.

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  122. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Excuse me Skeets.

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  123. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    Spurs, The girl isn't trash.

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Hey CBT, maybe you can talk to Flo and the other trash like that, but I'm not of those simpletons chief."

    The construction of that sentence isn't helping yopur case any.

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  124. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    Yeah, I guess men and women see things a bit differently

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  125. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    The "excuse me" was for not knowing KJ the local harlet.

    So what all did you today Streets.

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  126. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:19 PM

    *one* of those CBT, excuse me. I've had quite the few screwups tonight.

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  127. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:19 PM

    You are excused Sours.

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  128. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    EV, I didn'y know you had a girlfriend. You come across as a good kid, so I wouldn't expect that you'd act on impulse.

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  129. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    KJ is my oldest daughter's mother, and "harlot" is an apt description.

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  130. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    For instance, I'm sure the size of a womans hands would be completely irrelevant to your grade scale, Elfie. No?

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  131. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:22 PM

    Today I took my son to b-day party, bought some business attire (but only shirts cause apparently most stores on go down to a size 4 in women's pants) met with my math teacher, took pictures of my friends, then came home and my mom dropped off my brother and took my daughter to an art exhibit.

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  132. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:22 PM

    The getting paid in gum thing is the fucking dumbest commercial I've ever seen.

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  133. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:22 PM

    Okay thanks CBT, I'm sure I'll store that in my important things to know.

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  134. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    Probably yes EV, I have the smallest hands ever btw ;)

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  135. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    That's a pretty busy day there Streets. You met with you professor on a Saturday? So were working on an A?

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  136. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    were *you*

    Damn.

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  137. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    "Elfie said...
    Probably yes EV, I have the smallest hands ever btw ;)"

    You more than make up for that in
    r*ck size.

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  138. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    Oh, so there's no need to censor yourself on racist terms, but on RACK you feel the need to censor yourself.

    You amuse me Jethro.

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  139. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    Yeah I met with her because I had some work I had yet to turn in. I have a high C right now, that is without even taking the final or turning in this weeks homework. If I get 27 more points I will have a B. If I get a C on the test I will get an A in the class.

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  140. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    Censoring "r*ack" is an inside joke between Elfie and me.

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  141. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    That sounds awesome, Elfie. I like small hands. Well, I'm sure you've gathered that by now.

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  142. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    And I'm actually more like Uncle Jed than Jethro. Drew would be Jethro if he didn't live in Jersey.

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  143. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    Drew would make a good Jethro, you are right.

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  144. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    Haha Yeah I gathered that Easy V, I wear a size 4 1/2- 5 ring and my hands are so small that most of my female friends can fold the top part of their finger over mine when our hand are pressed palm to palm.

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  145. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    Elfie would make good "Ellie Mae". RQ for granny, DG for Jane Hathaway.

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  146. CBTMarch 13, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    I have to have the "Honey, you don't live here" talk with Mandi tomorrow.

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  147. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    I'm sure that go over real well CBT.

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  148. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    *will* go

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  149. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:38 PM

    Thats hot.

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  150. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    I've never heard of someone finding hands hot but that's cool Easy. I like eyes myself, eyes and lips. My favorite part of a woman is either her collar bone, lower back or where the hip bone goes into the stomach. On a man I like arms and upper back.

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  151. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    Streets:

    Indeed, it appears EV's a "hands man", and your doll hands are popular in that segment.

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  152. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    I like bright blue or green eyes. I had a girlfriend once that had super bright gray eyes. Sounds weird, but I really liked the way they looked.

    On a woman, I'd have a hard time picking my "favorite" part. I suppose the profile of upper back all the way down to the hips.

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  153. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:35 PM

    EV, looks like Pacquiao won that fight.

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  154. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    I forgot about it. Good for him.

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  155. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    Yeah, I'm glad I didn't order that.

    I was just checking out the standings. You know, win percentages.

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  156. ElfieMarch 13, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    EV was too busy envisioning my tiny hands to remember that fight.
    My eyes change color depending on my surroundings, hey are usually green or green/blue but I even have a picture where they are violet.

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  157. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:47 PM

    Does your skin change color too Skeets? Are you like a lizard?

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  158. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    Was it short, Spurs?

    My eyes are hazel, and change shades between blue, green and gray.

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  159. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    No man, it actually lasted 12 rounds, but it was one-sided.

    I will watch the replay though.

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  160. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    God damn, boxing lasts too damn long.

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  161. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    Well, that's 47 minutes including the breaks in between the rounds.

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  162. SPURS FANMarch 13, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    If they ever actually fight.

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  163. Eazy VMarch 13, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    Did you ever watch that last CBS Saturday night fight with Fedor? That fight was like ten minutes long, including the recap of that monster punch that KO'd Rogers. Some of the fights are longer and go to decision, but still aren't too long.

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  164. AnonymousMarch 13, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    if mayweater can stop thinking of ways to dodge the fight.

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  165. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    No, I didn't watch that EV. That's not long at all.

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  166. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    That's the thing. I think he'll continue to dodge the fight.

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  167. Eazy VMarch 14, 2010 at 12:04 AM

    This is it, Spurs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZhDGQCGgk

    I think it's awesome MMA is now on primetime CBS. That Strikeforce card I was telling you about will also be on CBS.

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  168. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:07 AM

    Anonymous:

    Yeah, that's a fight I ordered too.

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  169. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    My skin only changes color if I've been in the sun... it gets really dark if I let it. Oh and when I get pissed off I get red blothces all over my chest.

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  170. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    Red blotches? Really. That's cool.

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  171. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    That was a wicked knockout punch in that video EV.

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  172. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    YOu know what's weird?

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  173. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    What's weird?

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  174. Eazy VMarch 14, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    I know. I love replaying the slow mo at the end. You can hear that hit ring out. Rogers was undefeated before that fight, like 10-0, I think. Fedor is still technically undefeated.

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  175. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    Almost every single friend I have is either engaged or just married. Some are even on the their second marriage... how do all these people find other people they want to marry? SOme have found 2 people they wanted to marry! I just don't get it... so weird.

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  176. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    "Almost every single friend I have is either engaged or just married."

    And you want to be an editor after that sentence?

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  177. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    you know what I mean Sours.... GEEEZUS!

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  178. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    Oh, yeah I hear Skeets.

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  179. Eazy VMarch 14, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    Most females I know, for whatever reason, feel the objective in life is to get married, start a family, and live the "family" lifestyle. Then they start obsessing over the idea, and want it right away. All of them are either married, knocked up, engaged, or pissed that they aren't engaged, married or knocked up.

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  180. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:31 AM

    but when lewis beat tyson, tyson was just about washed up. buster douglas beat tyson when he was at his prime. that is still one of the best fights i have seen.

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  181. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:38 AM

    We just had cable, not a huge dish, so I wasn't able to watch it live, but I've seen the replay of that fight numerous times.

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  182. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    EV, that's so TRUE! For the longest time I said I was never getting married. I really saw relationships and marriage as stifling, the equivalent of a bird trapped in a cage. Aside from that I have basically created my own little family, white pickett fence and all, I've had no real reason to rely on a man for much. But now I'm open to the idea, should the right person come into my life. However, I am not going to get married just for the sake of getting married, that is just stupid.

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  183. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    unless marriage brings some sort of superpower(s), theres no need.

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  184. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    Well, there are the tax benefits.

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  185. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    yeah, you pay more because your combined income is higher.

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  186. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    I'm trying to figure out how to dress my body so that I am covered but not matronly... this is hard!!!!!!!! Someone nominate me for "what not to wear" please.

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  187. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    wear a moo-moo and be done with it.

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  188. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    There you go Skeets.

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  189. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    a moo-moo? Damn that was harsh anon.

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  190. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    hey, its all the rage in florida.

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  191. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:48 AM

    Basically Any shirt I buy that is modest makes me look like a fat cow cause I have big boobs and big hips. If I get something that is the least bit form fitting I look like a whore cause I have big boobs and big hips and a small waist. Oh and god forbid I wear some heels... that just pushes it over the edge.

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  192. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    Don't you have a wedding to go to coming up?

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  193. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    another reason im glad im a guy.

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  194. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    I'm frustrated cause I just bought all those shirts today and I tried them onright now... I look like I'm playing dress-up in someone else's ill fitting clothes. I bought a jacket that I like but it needs to be brought in a lot in the waist and ribcage

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  195. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:52 AM

    Sours... as I said I don't want to get married just to get married. The couple I sent you a picture of are not like that, they love each other...that's the real deal.

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  196. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    spurs is getting married. hes engaged to 5A.

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  197. AnonymousMarch 14, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    they even went and got matching tribal butterflies on their lower backs.

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  198. ElfieMarch 14, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    haha 5A... SOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.... you have some s'plaining to do.

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  199. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    I am. We are getting married next week.

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  200. SPURS FANMarch 14, 2010 at 12:56 AM

    And next week I'm getting a rainbow tattooed on my forehead.

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