Thursday, April 22, 2010

Nik Richie Medical Patient



To see the Kristen Creighton judgment against Nik Richie, click here.

I understand a medical lien placed on someone isn't exactly new, but how did Hymen run up a $10,000 hospital bill in a day? You can't get your ass kicked that bad, can you? And he spent $100,000 on a ring?

Last night we were discussing telemarketers, and I remember when I used to deal with those screwballs. Well, they weren't necessarily telemarketers, they were bill collectors. Capital One to be exact. When I was in my late teens and early 20's, I decided it would be a good idea to jam them and run up a nice chunk of debt. When the bill came I pretty much thought, "Pass," and just let them waste trees and postage sending me bills. So about five years later these people still want their loot. One day and buddy of mine comes over and we get super high, and I sarcastically said, "Hey, let's call up Capital One, being they are now willing to settle." So I call them and this bozo is trying to sell me on paying them, and I said, "But in two years it goes off my credit report, what's the point?" She mistakenly tried to strong-arm me and was threatening other methods of getting me to pay and blah blah blah, so when she was done I said in a perverted tone, "Keep going, keep going, I'm almost finished."

Fun times.

717 comments:

  1. How did you guys get this?

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  2. I worked with a black guy who got a dozen or so collection calls a day. He'd say, "Hey how you doin' today? I'm just great. I know it's your job to call me every day and ask for money. It's my job to tell you I ain't got any. You have a nice day. Talk to you tomorrow."

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  3. Is that the same guy who sued Cracker Barrel?

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  4. Who is Corbin Grimes on TMZ? Is that Fl Anon.. Spurs you got another shout out..

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  5. I meant AZ anon...

    And 100k for that ring. It's hard to believe that Nik could afford that himself..

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  6. "And CBT.. I have blue eyes.. guess you won't be interested me... yay"

    What makes you think I ever would've been?

    "Is that the same guy who sued Cracker Barrel?"

    No. Mitchell called all the collection agents calling him racists and threatened them with class action lawsuits. The guy I was talking about is Smitty. He was our on staff coke dealer.

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  7. "Astrid said...

    I meant AZ anon...

    And 100k for that ring. It's hard to believe that Nik could afford that himself.."

    I'm gonna repeat myself here: That midget sand nigger ain't seen 100k in a chunk ever. That ring is probably a hot Zircon.

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  8. MRI - $3000
    Xrays- $2000
    Cat scan $4000
    ER doc $ 700
    misc $100-500
    (bandages, medicine, etc)

    yeah they can get up there quick

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  9. Wop's probably trying to get in touch with the hospital to see if he can represent them and sue Nik, which I'm sure is like trying to get blood out of a turnip.

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  10. Wop, that youtube like you posted; Was that of my TEA Party?

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  11. Yeah, I think Wopness is looking for a payday. And I don't think that ring is fake.

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  12. AZ Anonymous posted a link to the TEA Party last year where you were wearing shades and acting like a bodyguard.

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  13. Were you protecting that flamer from the mob CBT?

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  14. the ring probably isn't fake.. but I still don't think Nik could afford that himself... I guess he could, but it is kind of stupid to drop that much money on the budget he probably has. I doubt he makes much over 100k a year, if even..

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  15. I think he still has a shitload of loot from his music scamming days.

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  16. "Wop's probably trying to get in touch with the hospital to see if he can represent them and sue Nik, which I'm sure is like trying to get blood out of a turnip."

    Thats ignorant. A) Obviously, all hospital's have "Of Counsel's" they dont go out and hire a new attorney every time someone owes them money B)a third of 10K? 3,333.33, hardly think I would be "hunting down" 3 grand C) It's a brand new lien, no where near litigation status

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  17. That ring aint fake, its ugly, but not fake

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  18. "SPURS FAN said...

    Were you protecting that flamer from the mob CBT?"

    Oh hell no. I was hoping they'd lynch his swishy ass. I even brought extra rope.

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  19. Like I said, you should tie him up to your Bronco CBT, and teach him some Arkansas justice.

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  20. "SPURS FAN said...

    I think he still has a shitload of loot from his music scamming days."

    Guys like Nik never keep any money. It all went on douchebag clothes, low end sports cars, DUI lawyers and blow.

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  21. Maybe he borrowed the money from Ari.

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  22. Oh its a lien from 2005, I stand corrected on my point "C"

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  23. Wop that was a dig at Nik being a broke ass sand nigger, not at you for being an ambulance chaser. Lighten up Perry Mason.

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  24. does Ari have money? I could see Ari giving Nik the money and advising Nik to marry Shayne..

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  25. "SPURS FAN said...

    Like I said, you should tie him up to your Bronco CBT, and teach him some Arkansas justice."

    The boy doesn't even know he's gay yet. He was home schooled so he's not socialized. I don't think he's even realized women are different from men. I bet he thinks "vagina" is a city in Italy.

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  26. Astrid:

    No, I don't think he does.

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  27. Who is Kristen? Re: $750,000 judgement -- anyone know?

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  28. Anonymous, I deleted your comment because I think that would make a great post.

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  29. I know Dana White won... he sent Nik a cease and desist order, and thedirty removed everything..

    I don't think he sued Nik though..

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  30. NP thanks for the update....

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  31. Vagina is actually a city in Russia.. my grandparents lived near Vagina, Russia..

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  32. I even mapped it for you

    http://www.traveljournals.net/explore/russia/map/p344481/vagina.html

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  33. Hooman (Nik Richie) just got nailed a $750,000.00 judgement on 3/11/10 that he has to pay to a Kristen Creighton!

    http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CivilCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CV2010-051223

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  34. And how the hell does soemone get awarded a $750,000 judgement?

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  35. "CBT said...

    Lighten up Perry Mason."

    Buahahhaa thats funny

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  36. "SPURS FAN said...

    And how the hell does soemone get awarded a $750,000 judgement?"

    now thats a case id like to have

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  37. http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CivilCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CV2010-051223

    haha it lists Homman as a female

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  38. and nik represented his self? WTF?

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  39. Nik represented himself.. LMAO

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  40. Who was this girl? What was said about her?

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  41. I believe she is a model from houstin texas

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  42. Well shit, the case did not originate out of houston texas, if someone finds out where it did originate, i could find out more about it, but I can't seem to locate the county of origin, without driving to phoenix

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  43. "A person who acts as his own lawyer in court has a fool for a client."

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  44. "CBT said...

    "A person who acts as his own lawyer in court has a fool for a client."

    Beautiful proverb.

    I dont even act as my own attorney

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  45. hey ladies! yeah, im thinking nik probably got his ass beat way back in 05 from some wanna be rapper that got burned by nik...so he kicked niks ass thinking that the hospital bill is gonna be more than my money i lost out on. well nik never paid the bill so i guess that rapper lost out on that deal too. its all just a guess tho.

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  46. Anyone is PHX, feel like driving to superior court and pulling a docket?

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  47. I wonder why he did it.. Did he think it was a good idea, did his lawyer bail on him, was he trying to save money?

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  48. I'd really like to find out the details on this Kristen Creighton lady.

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  49. As I've said before... Nik has no money, he cannot even hire representation.
    All reality shows are contrived, perhaps this "marriage" and ring were funded through the pending show's budget? 100K is a drop in the bucket, reality stars are paid on average 10K per episode to start, those Hills "stars" are paid an average of 100k per episode.

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  50. And Wopness, will they actually try to enforce that judgement?

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  51. does anyone remember that subway shooter from nyc that acted as his own attorney? i saw some of the trial on court tv. that dude was just plain fucking weird. when an eyewitness would get up on stand he would ask them why they began shooting. then they would say, 'what are you taking about? you are the one who shot at us!'.

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  52. are thinking it was DJ Burrito

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  53. what happened to niks drunk driving lawyer? david gringas.

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  54. 'SPURS FAN said...

    And Wopness, will they actually try to enforce that judgement?"

    depends on a few things A) What happens in the debtor exam in May, B) If it was a default judgement, Nik can petition to get it set aside

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  55. i wonder if the state bar suspended him? that would be classic.

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  56. So we'll find out more in May Wopness? I was trying to figure out a way to work this into this post, but waiting until May would be all right.

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  57. My guess is this chick filed a suit SOMEPLACE (DAMN I WISH I COULD FIND OUT WHERE), nik didnt show or defend it, they got a default judgement, now they are attempting to collect it here. Nik will more than likely file a motion to set aside default and then they will start the case all over in Maricopa

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  58. Which would also explain why Nik did not have an attorney, cause they just ignored it or didnt even know about it

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  59. I think I found her.. she is from Houston

    http://www.weselectmodels.com/view/kristencreighton.html?id=3061

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  60. If its the girl i think it is, she does have facebook twitter all that

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristen-Creighton/1097828954

    http://www.weselectmodels.com/view/kristencreighton.html?id=3061

    http://twitter.com/KristenDC

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  61. heres her myspace:

    http://www.myspace.com/kristencreighton2

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  62. Re: the ring picture. Again, I am struck by the sheer nastiness of the "Llama's" hands. I noticed her smoking in a picture, that could be it (no offense to smokers, as I am one). Plus, look how insanely oversized it is on her finger. You would think that one benefit of giving a ring AFTER a wedding is that you could at least identify the appropriate size.

    I agree with a prior comment that the ring is probably another part of the pub stunt, and paid for by an interested 3rd party, if really purchased at all. Anyone notice that the Llama is also plugging a new website on her Twitter as well? Maybe they can stretch their "15 minutes" into 20.

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  63. this might be her twitter.. she has dark hair

    http://twitter.com/KristenDC

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  64. What's up Dex? Thanks for leaving a comment. I didn't know Shayne was plugging a website.

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  65. This girl same name in Houston... her profile is blocked though

    http://www.facebook.com/#!/kristencreighton?ref=search&sid=661487873.1844214314..1

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  66. Ohhhh Wopness beat me to it!

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  67. Cool, thanks for finding her, I just sent her a message.

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  68. I noticed Nik is in Richmond VA... probably at some club.. It doesn't look like they are spending much time together as a married couple.

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  69. and since the case has already had judgement she might be free to talk about it.

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  70. Dex:

    Though I was aware Shayne is trying to record a CD. What a joke.

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  71. Well, I sent her a myspace message, hopefully she'll get back to me.

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  72. spurs is like an investigative journalist

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  73. I volunteer spurs to call that number..

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  74. DO IT SOURS! I would call but I can't be on my phone at the moment.

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  75. Ok about the ring. Let's keep in mind this bitch and Nik being the "marketing" genius team they are could have gone into any Jewlery store tried on the ring.. and snap take a picture leak it to Shayne's twitter and TMZ. Remember all we've seen is this bitche's old ladys hand with a ring on it.. Which I think it was DG who just said how the ring doesnt even fit.

    Nik does not have 100k to go drop on some chick that he hasnt even known for a week.

    Nobody's even seen these two "lovebirds" together since the "Big" day in Vegas. If it smells like crap it's probably crap.

    He's a downward spiral,, whats next,, what next to keep his name in the spotlight. This is there last straw at trying to get the tv show. They went all in on this one. I really hope he does not get that show. I'm not a hater but this guy is a fucking internet spineless bully piece of shit. I'm on a rant.. haha..

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  76. If Nik does get a reality show... so much more dirt is going to come out about him

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  77. I'm on hold. They redirected me to this number (602)-506-2168, but it's busy.

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  78. the ring is probably on loan from Simon G Jewelry, for promotion. As you can see, the jeweler is named in any mention of the ring, thats probably the deal

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  79. Great point about the ring Anonymous.

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  80. rappers always do that with jewelers, so do movie stars on red carpets

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  81. she was showing off a ring at the wedding.. but it is weird that TMZ reports that this ring is after the wedding... they call it the post-wedding ring

    But if I was Shayne I would really want a ring.. I probably won't brag about nothing on twitter. I would own his balls if married me for a publicity stunt. I think he needs her more than she needs him.. he's pathetic

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  82. Y'all know who said...
    the ring is probably on loan from Simon G Jewelry, for promotion. As you can see, the jeweler is named in any mention of the ring, thats probably the deal


    Yeah, I think you're right. This is all bullshit.

    When would Nik have even given her the ring. Nik was doing some shoot for "happy hour" magazine in San diego.. She wasnt with him. All of a sudden a pic with just her hand and a ring gets posted on shaynes twitter. Is that even her hand. It's fucking gross it really does look like a grandma hand.
    Nik's in VA now so I just don't think there was anytime during all of this crap Nik would have been able to go make a major purchase like that.


    It's Bullshit.

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  83. maybe she picked the ring out for herself and it was on promotion.. who knows..

    I can't believe that Nik can afford to spend 100k.. even if he does have music scam money left over

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  84. Nik was boasting that it was 6.5 carat diamond.. TMZ says it's a 5..

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  85. Who's to say they are even legally married? I can't find a marriage license filed in Clark County for them, that's not to say they did nto file one elsewhere.

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  86. Yeah, I think it's beginning to look more like a publicity stunt.

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  87. I read some commenters on TMZ saying they couldn't find a marriage cert either..

    If they don't have a marriage cert anywhere.. this is likely to backfire on Nik... it's so fake

    But how could they get a reality show based on this stunt if it's fake? It seems like that the production company is just asking for trouble

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  88. Indeed, you would think that would backfire.

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  89. Do you want to send some tips to TMZ...

    http://www.tmz.com/tips/?adid=hottips

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  90. I'm trying to find out how the marriage license process goes for quickie vegas weddings.

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  91. Skeets is the investigative journalist Astrid.

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  92. I think AZ and Fl Anonymous are better investigative journalists. And DG likes to pretend she's one.

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  93. I would guess the reality show is/was already lined up, however, they needed something even vaguely newsworthy for the show. A camera following Nik getting loaded in different cities isn't that exciting, even for the MTV teeny-boppers. The Llama jumped on board because her (tiny) ship was sinking fast.

    Oh...doing well, Spurs. Thanks.

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  94. I'd say you nailed it Dex. And nice to see you set up a google account.

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  95. I'm not really, aside from that time I destroyed MP for talking badly about my daughter.

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  96. MP?

    And if they had the reality show landed before the stunt... why was Pam contacted after? That doesn't seem like good planning.

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  97. Medium Pimpin... a character from prior days. He doesn't come on anymore.

    Well maybe they wanted to see how much hype the "marriage" would create before actually putting it together, once they saw it was somewhat interesting to the public they went forward with developing it.

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  98. Skeets has her thinking cap on.

    And yeah Astrid, you missed out on Medium Pimpin.

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  99. Astrid said...

    Nik was boasting that it was 6.5 carat diamond.. TMZ says it's a 5..


    6.5 total carat weight 5 ct stone in middle

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  100. "Anonymous said...

    does anyone remember that subway shooter from nyc that acted as his own attorney? i saw some of the trial on court tv. that dude was just plain fucking weird. when an eyewitness would get up on stand he would ask them why they began shooting. then they would say, 'what are you taking about? you are the one who shot at us!'."

    That dude was seriously fucked in the head. His name was Colin something.

    "And yeah Astrid, you missed out on Medium Pimpin."

    Astrid, I have a Labor picture of Medium Pimpin', but Spurs won't post it.

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  101. Wop, since you know your jewelry so well I am expecting a nice one when you wife me up, mmkay? Thanks.

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  102. My guess it that Nik's DUI lawyer never got paid. Rule number one: Pay the goddamn lawyer.

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  103. Spurs, I have a pic of Jesse Metcalfe I want you to post for DG and MT. He has moobs now! I don't know what happened to him, he used to be decent.

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  104. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36711320/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

    Isn't Hartford, Conn close to Jersey and wasn't Drew missing for a few days around this time?

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  105. "kb said...

    Wop, since you know your jewelry so well I am expecting a nice one when you wife me up, mmkay? Thanks."

    we dont live in utah

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  106. i have a friend whose landlord is a respiratory therapist. when my friend moved into the rent house, his landlord gave him the keys on an orange key ring displaying the name of his landlords employer, Phi Air Medical, on it.

    my friend never bothered to switch the keys to a different keyring, so now everywhere he goes, people always think he is in the medical field when they see it. one girl even accused him of misrepresenting himself to try pick up more chicks.

    the truth is he just uses the keyring for practical purposes. the fact that the landlords company Is displayed on it never even crossed his mind until people started pointing it out to him. still though, that girl tells all her friends that he is a poser who tries to scam girls into thinking he is a doctor. poor guy.

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  107. 'CBT said...

    My guess it that Nik's DUI lawyer never got paid. Rule number one: Pay the goddamn lawyer"

    VERY FEW follow that rule

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  108. Anon-where did that come from?

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  109. kinkyb!tch;

    That's cool. I'll post it. So I take it you no longer have a crush on him?

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  110. Is Spurs still on hold with that number?? I bet he got confused being on hold for so long and thinks he is waiting for Holly from that 900 number he has on speed dial. Hang up, Sours!

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  111. Actually after a couple of days of Nik Richie even Jesse Metcalf would be a relief. Hell so would some Twilight bullshit.

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  112. Nope, no longer on hold smartass. I was given the civil court number by automated voice and it was busy.

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  113. Spurs, when a woman has multiple husbands, it's called polyandry.

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  114. I never had a crush on him. He is okay looking, but not my cup of tea.
    As I stated above, Wop is husband #3 material, not #1 or 2 (no offense, Wop), so no, I am not a polygamist.

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  115. But polygamy is someone who is married to two or more people.

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  116. Oh my gosh, dummy. I mean he can be my 3rd husband, as in after I am done with number 1 and find and finish off number 2.

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  117. If I really hurry, I may even get a shot at #4. Hmm.

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  118. Skanks don't get married.
    Do they?

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  119. I didn't think they did, but then you came along.

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  120. Wop, hotness is secondary when women look for husbands. Like me, you're simply not trainable and would probably run away from home for a few days when let out to pee.

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  121. why Is kb a skank all of a sudden spurs?

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  122. She's not. She just called me dummy, so I just came back with skank.

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  123. The claws are coming out...

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  124. Exactly, CBT (the trainable part). The fact that he cannot even see it himself just further clarifies he is indeed number 3 material. No offense, Wop. If I were a man I'd take it more as a compliment actually. Sure, you guys are dumb and need your ego boosted constantly so anything said in a nice tone is a compliment, but take it and run anyway.

    Sours, you need to stop being so sensitive. Skank and dummy are hardly on the same playing field. I did set myself up for that one though.

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  125. kbeezy isn't a skank. She's a wannabe freak. She has all these kinky scenarios in her head that she lacks the courage to try in real life. Now if she ever gets away from the warden, my guess is that all her orifices are fair game and her knees won't ever go back together.

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  126. nah,seems just like run of the mill bickering in this click streets

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  127. "CBT said...

    Wop, hotness is secondary when women look for husbands. Like me, you're simply not trainable and would probably run away from home for a few days when let out to pee.'


    Hahaa every once in a while, CBT, after weeding through paragraph after paragraph of nonsensical BS from you, you drop these little GEMS of knowledge, insight, and experience and (partially) redeem yourself

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  128. "kb said...

    Exactly, CBT (the trainable part). The fact that he cannot even see it himself just further clarifies he is indeed number 3 material. No offense, Wop. If I were a man I'd take it more as a compliment actually. Sure, you guys are dumb and need your ego boosted constantly so anything said in a nice tone is a compliment, but take it and run anyway."

    so basically you are saying i can put it in you?

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  129. oh here we go w/Ceebs Facts of the Day.

    and do I really look like a tranny? Now I am gonna wonder all weekend.

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  130. Wop, you think I'm gonna waste the good stuff on this site?

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  131. Wop, you already said I was smashable, don't try and turn the question around to make it seem like I hit on you.
    See how you guys are? Always needing that ego stroked. Stop it already. You are suppossed to be the stronger sex after all.

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  132. The last thing I've ever needed was my ego stoked. What gets me laid is I'm and ugly bastard with an ego the size of Texas. Women are, by nature, curious creatures and have to try to find out why an ugly fucker like me has so much self confidence.

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  133. What do you guys think he would do?
    <-----

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  134. "Women are, by nature, curious creatures and have to try to find out why an ugly fucker like me has so much self confidence."

    Bullshit.

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  135. What's up with the avatar kinkyb!tch?

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  136. "SPURS FAN said...

    "Women are, by nature, curious creatures and have to try to find out why an ugly fucker like me has so much self confidence."

    Bullshit."

    X 2

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  137. I just thought it was funny when I saw it. And it made me wonder what he would do. I personally would've thrown the Green Lantern in the mix also, make it even more tough for Jesus.

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  138. actually i do have to agree with CBT that confidence goes a long way in making a man more attractive, regardless of his exterior appearance.

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  139. curious creatures? CREATURES?!

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  140. yea CBT... I am curious why you have so much self confidence. I am pretty sure it's because you are delusional, and you also get your ego boosted by being a sleaze bag who cheats on 19 - 20 year olds..

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  141. Anonymous said...
    actually i do have to agree with CBT that confidence goes a long way in making a man more attractive, regardless of his exterior appearance.

    Legit. It goes back to my whole personality vs. looks discussion.

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  142. Regardless of where one gets his confidence, it still rols over in to many different areas of life thus appealing to others in ways where one may have not thought possible and gained from it in return.

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  143. I'm thinking Astrid might have nailed it.

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  144. And it helps to have a few hundred dollars in your pocket as well kinkyb!tch. And having a desperate Arkansas woman in front of you.

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  145. Anonymous, kbeezy, I knew the ladies would understand. Astrid, I'm far from a sleaze bag. I treat all women with courtesy and respect when they're around. "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

    And Wop and Spurs, I've seen your pictures. Ain't neither one of y'all gonna win any blue ribbons for pretty.

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  146. Well I guarantee I could pull more tail asleep then CBT could on craigslist with a gold card

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  147. And Wop and Spurs, I've seen your pictures. Ain't neither one of y'all gonna win any blue ribbons for pretty.

    Bullshit. My armpit is better looking than your best feature

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  148. Alvino the Italian chipmunk and something Stephen King would've written about if he'd lived in San Antone instead of Maine.

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  149. Wopness:

    I just got off the phone with the civil court. All she could tell me was the case was originated in Texas.

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  150. its all about the way a man carries himself that does it for me.

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  151. Btw, in this town having an income, no problems with the law and no restraining orders for domestic violence is somewhat of a handicap when it comes to women, so the myth of the "desperate Arkansas woman" isn't valid.

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  152. She asked me who I was calling on behalf of. I said, "Myself, and I'm just trying to get info on Nik Richie."

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  153. "Y'all know who said...

    Well I guarantee I could pull more tail asleep then CBT could on craigslist with a gold card"

    Then why can't you close the deal with the Elf Eared one?

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  154. CBT. you might be a gentlemen to our faces, but your still cheating on your finance and always looking at young girls.. which makes you a sleaze bag..

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  155. this 'case' you're investigating, you said you think it originated in Houston? why is she suing? is this someone he posted on his site?

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  156. "Elfie said...

    curious creatures? CREATURES?!"

    Women are like horses. You can never really break the good ones and they both buck a little when first swing up into the saddle.

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  157. That's what we are trying to find out Anonymous.

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  158. "Astrid said...

    CBT. you might be a gentlemen to our faces, but your still cheating on your finance and always looking at young girls.. which makes you a sleaze bag.."

    Since I'm never gonna try to get into your pants, your opinion doesn't really matter to me.

    There are times I suspect Astrid is Rocket Queen's almost sane younger sister who was actually born female.

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  159. CBT... if you can't get a good woman, there is a reason why..

    And you're not chasing women.. you're chasing young girls.. it's not wonder you haven't figure this shit out

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  160. CBT said:
    Since I'm never gonna try to get into your pants, your opinion doesn't really matter to me.


    yea... that is a sleaze bag talking, not a gentleman

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  161. Astrid, I know exactly what I'm doing. I like what I like. My sister used to get onto me for dating the young ones until I pointed out that if I ended up in a relationship with a woman who was age appropriate, it'd be less than a month before I was cheating on her with another one of the wild children.

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  162. SPURS FAN said...

    That's what we are trying to find out Anonymous.



    I just broke the mother fucker WIDE OPEN... spurs get ready for an email

    Its for posting her on the dirty

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  163. great analogy CBT. i think bonding with your pets produces better results w/ behavior than fear tactics and 'punishing' them with shock-collars and things like that.

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  164. Relating women to the car biz; Just like ups, there's always another woman about to wander up.

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  165. "Anonymous said...

    great analogy CBT. i think bonding with your pets produces better results w/ behavior than fear tactics and 'punishing' them with shock-collars and things like that."

    Women, horses and dogs are God's way of showing men he loves us. To break the spirit of any of them would be the ultimate sin.

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  166. I don't care that you like what you like...

    I just think you're full of shit when you call yourself a gentlemen and then tell me you don't give a shit about what I say or think, because you have no chance of fucking me..

    If you were cheating on grown women and getting fulfilling the needs of your massive ego as such, you would still be a sleaze bag..

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  167. in reference to women being like 'horses'

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  168. Don't you dare post any pictures of Jesse Metcalfe with his man boobs. I like to picture him back from John Tucker and Desperate Housewives

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  169. Astrid, you don't understand me and never will. if we were to ever meet your panties would be hanging off one ankle in less than an hour.

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  171. Yeah Astrid, as soon as CBT worked his magic on you, you'd be naked.

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  172. "Anonymous said...

    in reference to women being like 'horses'"

    I knew what you meant.

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  173. I think it would be a good post TEXAS. That way we can rip on kinkyb!tch and DG's standards.

    Well, yours too.

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  174. I don't know who Jesse Metcalfe is... is that bad?

    I doubt I am missing out on much... I have a strange taste in men

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  175. Your just missing out on some guy who got knocked out cold on the streets of Hollywood.

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  176. "Astrid said...

    I don't know who Jesse Metcalfe is... is that bad?

    I doubt I am missing out on much... I have a strange taste in men"

    My guess is that you like men with vaginas.

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  177. CBT you should have been on Kings of Comedy.

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  178. Spurs, wrong skin tone for Kings of Comedy.

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  179. I also look really stupid in a purple, 6 button, knee length suit jacket.

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  180. MT, he could give your rack a run for their money. And he has a gut. I never liked him Spurs, DG and I both like Bradley Cooper.

    CBT-I pictured you more as the type of guy who liked the panties wrapped around his neck. All of you here never fail to surprise me.

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  181. I know kinkyb!tch. I read your comment the first time about not liking Jesse. Just giving you a hard time.

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