you should do you very own 'would you?' with niks wifes pic. that would be fucking great!
Great idea. Let's see: In that last pic she reminds me of Miss Piggy, she has fat arms, no tits, a pig nose, a man chin and was a reality show whore (the worst kind).
So would I? I'll do you one better. I'd marry her.
as you scroll down she looks worse and worse in every pic..
ReplyDeleteShe looks bloated in the last pic. CBT, the chubby chaser, probably would..
she also has lopsided defensive lineman shoulders, thunder thighs, horse teeth, birthing hips and strange calves. she needs an everything transplant.
ReplyDelete.. and The Bachelor she married in the second pic, looks so much better than Nik
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT would. He'd propose to her after their first date. And then go to the bar and hit on Flo.
ReplyDeleteAn everything transplant?
ReplyDeleteFunny.
I thought the same as Spurs about the bottom photo.. pig nose
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, I know you are a fan of Pam's, did you see that post of hers on thedirty?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Flo is chubby..
ReplyDeleteLOL...on his twitter it was said that he bought her a 6.5c diamond. nik richie the BALLER.. not.
ReplyDeletei have to admit i went to the sinking ship known as thedirty....and i saw the vomit scene. yuck. just....yuck.
ReplyDeleteyou don't know me but:
ReplyDeleteBaller indeed.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteShe won't regret any of her actions in a few years. Not at all.
6.5c diamond? I wouldn't know what that means.. I have never shopped for a diamond engagement/wedding ring..
ReplyDeleteIf I had enough scotch Id hit it, but definitely never wife it up
ReplyDeleteastrid, it means he borrowed money from her dad to buy her that ring. 6.5 carats? okay nik, whatever.
ReplyDeleteExactly Wopness.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDelete6.5c diamond? I wouldn't know what that means.. I have never shopped for a diamond engagement/wedding ring.."
It means about 50K, give or take, depending on cut, clarity, and brand.
Spurs I am the one who said Ashley Zarlin is from the Real Housewives of OC.. she wasn't a housewife, he mom was. But then her family left the show, because he dad left her mom, married somebody else, and died.
ReplyDeleteAshley and mom lost all the money.. and Ashely was trying to be a model her last season. She was also complaining about having to work for money.
Ashely was kind of chubby on the show.. not very cute.. kind of like Nik's new wife..
*her mom was a housewife
ReplyDeleteto be honest spurs, pam wont regret any of it. its not like shes gonna actually be anything of real importance to society anyway. she wont be a brain surgeon or a politician. so she might as well just keep doing what shes doing and be a burnout by the age of 25.
ReplyDeleteDamn, $50,000? For a Vegas wedding?
ReplyDeleteYou're right Astrid, she is like Shayne:
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And you're right Anonymous. She'll be burned out by 25.
ReplyDeletewhat was Pam on thediry for?
ReplyDeleteFor getting banged on camera by some old creep.
ReplyDeletehey cbt, dont forget to go cut niks balls off. he posted your 'phone cuddle' buddy!
ReplyDeleteI was wrong... she isn't Tammy's daughter she is Lauri's daughter.. but she is a wanna be model..
ReplyDeleteLauri left the show too.. her son, Ashley's brother was a heroin addict their last season on the OC..
Her mom was poor after her husband left her, but she managed to remarry another rich guy..
Maybe CBT was the guy with the mask Anonymous. I read where she was calling the guy Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteSounds like you know all the inside scoop.
ugh...was she really calling the guy 'grandpa'? thats a new low for her. the next step on her ladder of success is beastiality.
ReplyDeleteThe bestiality will come when she steps up to meth.
ReplyDeleteShe's bigger and taller then Nik. I bet she out weighs him on the scale too. She could play outside line with those shoulders. Her nose was born to do coke.
ReplyDeletedid you guys see her porn or something?
ReplyDeleteSpurs I have watched that show for a while.. I guess it knowing my real housewives can beuseful sometimes.. who knew.
Nik looked at buying her that wedding ring as a business investment though... He thinks the stunt is going to go somewhere big and payoff.. well see though
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't see her porn Astrid. No thanks.
ReplyDeletethis is proof that ANYONE can do porn. you dont have to have good looks to fuck on camera.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.jerkoffzone.com/boxcoversdvd/fbudvd_front_huge.jpg
Word on the street.. Nik's spending everything he's got to get her +2's,,,, hahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMore Breaking news: Ari Frank has left a suicide letter. Hard to make out the writing.. Something about being gay and losing the love of his life to some blonde bimbo????
You heard it here first folks!
i heard nik is pawning his car and trading ad space to buy a queen sized futon so he and his new wife dont have to use the bunk beds anymore.
ReplyDeleteI already knew anybody can do porn... there are so many fetishes, there is a niche for everybody... old people, obese, everything
ReplyDeleteare you gonna do porn, astrid?
ReplyDeletePam got asked to do a reality show for TheDirty....so they are going to have a reality show...she said some lady called her and asked her to come in to talk about it....
ReplyDeleteA reality show for TheDirty? Thats funny.
ReplyDeleteHey anon. How much do you think Nik will get for his 1999 Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorer? Is he going to charge extra for the alcohol ignition?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeletethe reality show will only be 1 episode thats 30 minutes long. it will show nik going to file bankruptcy. as far as niks explorer, im gonna have to say that once he goes to autozone and gets all the fake chrome trim he might be able to get at least another 50 bucks out of it.
ReplyDeleteare you serious Miss Texas? I was thinking if they did a reality show, Pam should be on it.
ReplyDeleteYeah TEXAS, I received that exciting info as well.
ReplyDeletespurs.. post that exciting info
ReplyDeletetruth be told, you gotta have some ends to get that ring.. Just sayin'
ReplyDeletenik doesnt pay his bills, thats why he has some money saved up.
ReplyDeleteIt was a text Astrid.
ReplyDeletefrom Pam?
ReplyDeleteI agree Wopness, if he dropped $50,000 then he has some cash to play with.
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteI mean, im not sure thats how much it even costs, if it was a VVS I, princess, It would be even more.
ReplyDeletewhat a great idea that nik has. drop 50k on a woman that doesnt even love you. fucking smart of that guy!
ReplyDeleteI swaer to christ i am about to kidney punch this bitch document preparer in my office. Elfie, can you help a brotha out so i dont have to beat a woman?
ReplyDeletespurs, i know this is your site and all but can we try to avoid pam? shes gotten enough attention from hooman and drew already.
ReplyDeleteWhat's she doing Wopness?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you Anonymous. Besides, she doesn't "associate" with this site.
ReplyDeleteNik said he dropped coin for a certain ring on twitter?
ReplyDeleteSo that has to be true if Nik wrote that????
Riggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhht.
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SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat's she doing Wopness?
She is just a raging fucking bitch and was very unprofessional and intrusive right now in front of one of my higher profile clients
And fuck that stupid whore pam, NO MORE ATTENTION
We can talk about her after she dies from AIDS
ironic that a 'porn star' is too good for us now. ha! shes such a fucking joke. fucking drug addict.
ReplyDeletePam will be lucky to make it to 2011
ReplyDeleteHow long has she worked there Wopness?
ReplyDeletei think brittany murphy has a better chance of making it to 2011 before pam does.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know so much about diamonds Wop?
ReplyDeletefire the bitch wop... or at least tell her to stfu and stay out of your clients business
ReplyDeletethe word cunt doesn't bother me
ReplyDelete.. but since spurs is here, I am not the only lady
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous. JFK as well.
ReplyDeleteAstrid - I am a jewelry whore.
ReplyDeleteand the bitch is self employed, she just rents office space in the same building as me. I woulda fired her in a millisecond if I could
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei think brittany murphy has a better chance of making it to 2011 before pam does."
thats funny as hell
You think you are funny, don't you Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI think you have sand in your vagina spurs
ReplyDeleteNah, I got it out this morning.
ReplyDeletehttp://media.photobucket.com/image/sandy%20vag/klumsygod/SandyVag-1.jpg
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ReplyDeleteNice pic Wopness.
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ReplyDeleteYou just feel like posting numbers Wopness?
ReplyDeleteIve seen you do it spurs and it just seemed so cool. I wanna be like you
ReplyDeleteWell, I do it when it gets close to comment 200 and it freezes because google can't seem to do simple adding.
ReplyDeleteFor example there are now 90 comments, but when you go to the main page it shows 79 or 80. So it's ten off. So once it gets to 190, the comments will freeze.
ReplyDeleteWopness, check your e-mail.
ReplyDeleteso are their 15 min up yet?... website shut down? that would make things more hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's going to happen. At least not in the short term. Especially with a reality show. Long term though? Maybe.
ReplyDeletewait reality show? wtf really?
ReplyDeleteyou don't know me but:
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I used to lean towards gays not being able to marry, and I remember your comment the other day about how this has made a sham of marriage, and you're right. I could see why the gays see something like this and think, "And we can't get married?"
Yeah, they'll get the reality show now. Especially if Pam signs up. I think that's what the network is waiting on.
ReplyDeletegross on all accounts lol
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? The reality show?
ReplyDeletePam is a sweetheart, and i think shes beautiful (booty-full) lol ;)
ReplyDeleteAbout the reality show, I told her that they will probably just be bashing ppl the whole time.....shes ugly, she doesnt have any boobs, shes fat, shes too skinny, shes this, shes that. Thats all Nik ever does it talk shit about pretty girls that would never give him the time of day!
I still am wondering when he's going to address his marriage.
ReplyDeletePam is disgusting. She is just a vessel for AIDS passing
ReplyDeleteAnd what are they going to do about Scooby? They can't put that guy on tv.
ReplyDeleteHe addresses it on twitter
ReplyDeleteFunny. And yeah, that's really cool.
ReplyDeleteso nik uses twitter for his press releases? classy.
ReplyDeleteI just went over to Shayne's Twitter page and left a couple of comments.
ReplyDeletethat grandpa porn thought is still making my skin crawl....yuck!
ReplyDeleteMaybe CBT will send you a couple of pics the next time he hooks up with Flo.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know if I would want to open that pic.
ReplyDeleteGood info on the reality show:
ReplyDeletelemonparty.org
Yeah, I'm not falling for that one Evil.
ReplyDelete(Gay) Spurs - do you twat?
ReplyDeleteRarely.
ReplyDeleteDo you?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei already have a pic of cbt fucking flo. when i find it i will send it to you."
I definitely want that
sent the pic. check it oooouuuutttt!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting on his speech to appear on youtube.
ReplyDeleteyou mean the gay pride parade that he marshalled?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that one.
ReplyDeletedid you see that one video from 2009 where hes trying to act like clint eastwood from 'in the line of fire'?
ReplyDeletenice safety goggles you got there, agent 23.
That's hilarious. Is that from the July 4th TEA party?
ReplyDeleteCBT's Speech, see it here:
ReplyDeleteLemonparty.org
Yeah, we got that the first time Evil.
ReplyDeletethat one really is CBT
ReplyDeleteyeah. hes wearing the bullet proof denim outfit. might as well be wearing a pantsuit from 1975.
ReplyDeletehttp://onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jump-suit.jpg
sourmath.com
ReplyDeletecbts 'other' speech.
I saw that video Anonymous. CBT is wearing the shades right?
ReplyDeleteyeah. its fucking funny. he thinks hes on bodyguard detail. then theres that lispy little faggot giving the speech. there you go...thats whos in charge of the southern tea party. some ed hardy wearing fag.
ReplyDeleteI can't listen to the audio right now, but he does seem a little light in the loafers.
ReplyDeletedid you ever see that movie 'blow' with johnny depp?
ReplyDeletejust imagine pee wee hermans character talking while that dude is on stage. he sounds just like him.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that movie.
ReplyDeletethat dude giving the speech makes clay akien look like conan the barbarian.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
ReplyDeletewho hasn't seen BLOW???
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen Traffic?
ReplyDeletehow is lite beer like having sex in a canoe?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT would. He'd propose to her after their first date. And then go to the bar and hit on Flo."
Not on a dare. I'd probably do DG before I would that thing.
"She looks bloated in the last pic. CBT, the chubby chaser, probably would.."
The only thing chubby I chase is MTQT and she ain't all that chubby.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
She won't regret any of her actions in a few years. Not at all."
That's kinda sad, but very true.
What's up CBT? Someone needs to get on the ball and post your speech man. And that was sarcasm about Pam.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, sarcasm or not, Pam's more likely to be proud of the shit she's done than ashamed. Gotta kind of admire her for that.
ReplyDeleteYou think years down the line she'll feel that way?
ReplyDeleteI like how you described Carter CBT, that was good.
ReplyDeleteShe really does look fat in her pics, gross.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteThat's what too much drugs and alcohol do to you... booze bloat
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets? Is that what you call it? Booze bloat?
ReplyDeleteElfster, I thought i saw you and McGuire at Quiznos today, but it wasnt...
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny how bad she wants to be a blond... Her eyebrows don't match her hair, her dad is latin or something. She'd probably look better with dark hair..
ReplyDeleteShe would look better with darker hair.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteDid you see someone in a softball outfit or what?
That might have been Skeets sister. Maybe she's into fags as well.
ReplyDeleteYeah I dont leave my office during the day... haha
ReplyDeleteI don't call it that, it is universalily known as that. I hardly drink and defitnely not enough to have booze bloat.
Oh, well I don't recall ever hearing or reading that term. I thought you might have come up with something funny Skeets. Should have known better.
ReplyDeleteI watched a few minutes of Leave it to Lamas.. and her mom seems like a alcoholic or something, she's a train wreck
ReplyDeleteI think beer bloat is the actual term Sours... but yeah you should have known better, I'm not typically funny and if I am it's funny in an unintended way.
ReplyDeleteI think you have a good sense of humor Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWop does have the right idea, but I'd have a few Jameson's instead.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Spurs? Is my Joakim Noah (idiot) Bulls going the shook the world and come back from 2-0?
What's up Francis? How's it going? And no, there's not a chance in hell they will come back.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you think of Nik's marriage?
ReplyDeleteNot much man. I didn't follow the story. Did that little twerp actually marry this chick? Or another publicity scam?
ReplyDeleteIt seems he did marry her. At the same time it's a publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteSad man, just sad. His 15/mins of "fame" are about up in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteWhat time is the Spurs game tonight? TNT? I bet EV is feeling a little better after the Suns 2nd game. They really blew the first one against the Blazers
ReplyDeleteNice pic man. I guess the church didn't think too much of their name. And as far as the "fame?" Supposedly they are getting a reality show, so we'll see.
ReplyDeleteIt's on at 8:30 tonight on TNT. And yes, the Suns did blow that first game.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you see that rapist Pittsburgh QB was suspended for six games?
ReplyDeleteI know man. I was surprised they suspended him at all actually. Nice job by Goodell.
ReplyDeleteHere is the ring and her ugly ass old lady hands.
ReplyDeletehttp://snap2twitter.com/ShayneDahlLamas/photos/372479
I agree Francis. And on this one, I think he did rape her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he spent some loot on that. Would be funny if it was fake though.
ReplyDeleteWho is this broad? Is this Lorenzo Lamas ex or something?
ReplyDeleteWay to "make it" Nik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9y4iXAso4I&feature=related
eeww...fucking tales from the crypt.
ReplyDeletehttp://snap2twitter.com/ShayneDahlLamas/photos/372479
I just heard the Steelers have offered him up to teams for a 1st round top ten pick. Dumped Santonio Holmes and now maybe Ben? Steelers don't fuck around man.
ReplyDeleteIt's Lamas' daughter Francis.
ReplyDeletei fucking found cbts speech!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA&feature=related
Her hand does look hella old!
ReplyDeleteI think he raped her too and his bodyguard or whatever he was helped him do it.
I don't think anyone will make that trade Francis.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, the bodyguard (off duty cop) was scum.
ReplyDeleteI like this one of her obviously pre-teen sister wearing Shauna Sands' (sorry for the s' KB!) stripper heels. Teach em young I guess?
ReplyDeleteher hands look like a mummys hands. yuck!
ReplyDeleteThey do look like mummy hands. And Anonymous, I got my computer back. It was only $30 to repair. Not bad.
ReplyDeleteWhich one Skeets?
ReplyDeletehey. thats not bad at all. did you get an anti-virus?
ReplyDeletehttp://snap2twitter.com/ShayneDahlLamas/photos/369891
ReplyDeleteSorry meant to post that above
Yeah, and he put Firefox and some other shit on here too. The only thing is my battery is messed up. It drains within 25 minutes.
ReplyDeleteso was it just the driver that they installed?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's a classy pic.
ReplyDeletei like firefox because of all the add ons they have. its still kinda slow compared to chrome, but ff is pretty fucking good.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to get him to put Windows 7 or whatever it is on here. I'm using Vista now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, a driver, some anti-virus and he told me he's going to put Word and Office on here, but I wanted my computer back, so I'll take it to him another time.
ReplyDeleteHe gets business from my employer, so he cut me a deal.
ReplyDeleteIt's about to fuck up on comments again, because the count is off by 14. So I'll have to fix it.
ReplyDeleteyoure gonna love win 7. its like the shiny, new xp. you can download openoffice for free and it does the same shit as word and office but takes up less space.
ReplyDeleteI need to get that then.
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ReplyDeleteThere we go.
ReplyDelete300!
ReplyDeleteDid you notice when you made the comment about Windows 7 it was at 200, but then made it's way back to 186 for some reason?
ReplyDeleteThat's why it freezes at 200.
You wouldn't think it would be hard to fix.
ReplyDeletegoogle needs to hire software engineers. fuck. come on now.
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