Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie aren't in love. Really?











That cameraman is pretty funny. You know how they say couples begin to look alike after awhile? Sure it can't happen after a couple of days, but at least she's sporting a stupid hat.

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  1. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. I mean I don't know if it's the way she sounds or the fact that she doesnt know anything.
    I love the P.O.S. car this "celeb" gets into at the airport. What Hooman couldnt send over car service? hahahaha

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  2. He should have had her picked up in a vault, like when he was dropped off at that club.

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  3. I'm at a loss, wtf... 2 STDs dont make a right and you know at least one of them is packin'

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  4. 2 DUI's don't make a right either.

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  5. I think it's funny that she said she'd never marry for a publicity stunt.... We know who she is because of The Bachelor, she came into the entertainment world with a fake marriage!

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  6. I didn't have a clue as to who she was. I did recognize the last name though. Her hand looks like an old woman hand too.

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  7. I wonder why Nik isn't with her..

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  8. He's trying to figure out how to explain marrying a white woman to Bin Laden. He's afraid to show his face until he comes up with a logical explanation.

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  9. I read she is like 26 or something.. she does look a lot older than she really is. When I heard they got married, I thought she was Nik's cougar... but he is older than her..

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  10. She's only 26? I didn't know that.

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  11. I wonder if he is afraid of meeting her dad...

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  12. THIS is why gay couples should be allowed to get married. People will do anything and anyone to make a buck. There are gay couples that have been in love for years and years who won't ever (for a while anyway) be able to get married and then these assholes do it for kicks and numbers. and i'm not gay at all i just think it's highly unfair.

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  13. She was born in 1985... so she probably 24 actually

    She looks horrible for her age..

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  14. I agree with you Anon.... people doing this just proves how hetros don't really act like marriage is scared

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  15. Anonymous:

    Astrid is only agreeing with you because she hopes to one day be able to marry her cat.

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  16. She does look rather weatherd for 24 but as I said yesterday... this is her gene pool and a pretty good indication of where she is headed:

    http://www.beloblog.com/KVUE_Blogs/bachelorblog/shayne%27s%20mom%202.JPG

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  17. Nik's still coming down from all that coke. Maybe Nik's going to go on another suicide run? Hideout or something. Ari's somewhere stroking it to TMZ right now. I didn't know who this chick was before either. I did know the last name and remember seeing her a couple minutes of her dad's failed reality tv show attempt. I had no clue that she was a "Bachelor" winner. I wish the guy that shot this video would have asked her directly what Nik Richie's real name was. She clearly doesn't know.

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  18. I could kick Nik's ass before I start training... that would be fun...

    I feel like KB... I want to kick somebody's ass right now

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  19. What's up Skeets? I wonder how many times that lady has been under the knife.

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  20. No spurs... I am agreeing with her because I want to marry you some day..

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  21. Marriage sacred? haha
    Where has Pammy-cakes been, anyone know?

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  22. Elfie said...
    She does look rather weatherd for 24 but as I said yesterday... this is her gene pool and a pretty good indication of where she is headed

    Yeah she does. She look's like she's pushing 40.

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  23. She doesn't associate with this site anymore Skeets. Until she has something to say she's doing.

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  24. Well I guess Pammy's star shines too bright for us little people. Whatever... we should make a porn and lure her back with our newfound star power?

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  25. yea elfie.. you can do that with FMB

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  26. Elvie is the same person that does Spamela.

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  27. You should make a solo porn Skeets. Or just take some pics showing everything you have.

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  28. AZ anon is Spamela..

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  29. FMB and I don't have sex Astrid.

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  30. Spur do you think Nik will respond to this? I went on the site and it looks like he is censoring the comments but going along like with biz as usual.

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  31. AZ anon is also Elvie then... I like how now that Pam doesn't come on here anymore and he can't do Spamela he was combined Spamela's personality with his Elvie character.

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  32. Yeah Astrid, he's saving himself for marriage.

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  33. Anonymous, I think he'll let the attention ride for a few days on its own, and then address it.

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  34. Nik can't be running thedirty right now... it's probably JV or Gaydon or something.. Nik is probably hiding out for a few days, pulling a Tiger

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  35. He hasn't run thedirty for awhile now Astrid.

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  36. Where is thedirty run from if the office is no longer there?

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  37. Yeah i did the post about the marriage, keep forgetting to change the name. anywho..has he still not said anything on his website besides twitter? people were raggin on him bad on his own site. it seemed to calm down..i think a lot of ppl prob left.

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  38. Have you noticed that they still write posts about being in "the break room" and things like that? .

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  39. Nik is probably not going to address it until Ari gets a definite no to appear on E News, Chelsea Lately and the rest..

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  40. Indeed Girl Anonymous, people were ragging on him. Funny comments too.

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  41. I haven't noticed any "break room" posts.

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  42. i don't know why they would be on shows..i mean the girl isn't famous, just an attention whore and he is def not a famous celebrity but an infamous douche..amirite?

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  43. I never go on the dirty anymore, I havent really since Jayden and Kayden left. Remember when we would go on the chat at like 1 or 2?

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  44. Well, you are right GA. But Dirtygirl made a good point, and that's that reality shows tend to be given to attention whores and people with no real talent.

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  45. does thediry chat still exist?

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  46. No, they pulled it shortly before they got rid of K and J.

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  47. ELFIE-I miss the chat, and what happened to Queen Bee?

    Pam has been busy traveling I think. Shes on my facebook and she was in Cali last weekend. Busy Busy.

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  48. QB? I don't know? She gave me her last name and I tried to find her on Facebook but couldn't.

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  49. Queen Bee was around a couple of months ago, she got engaged.

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  50. MT, how do I find you on Facebook?

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  51. http://www.facebook.com/#!/jenniferb1987

    She got engaged, wow. Thats cool.

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  52. Yeah, hopefully she'll chime in when she gets married.

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  53. "Chime in"

    Classic spurs quote.

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  54. And it appears the AZ Senate passed that immigration bill. Pretty fast. Now it goes to Brewer:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63I6TU20100419

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  55. Didn't the columbine thing happen on 4/20?

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  56. Happy Holidays as well..i will be celebrating later tonight.

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  57. I just looked. It did. You want me to Columbine your place of work?

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  58. A lot of things happened on 4/20 hitler was born, columbine, wasn't the ok bombing on 4/20? i like to think of it as a stoner holiday lol

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  59. yes.. columbine did happen on 4/20.. it is also Hitler's birthday.. There are neonazi rallies in Europe on this day

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  60. The Oklahoma bombing was on the 19th. Close enough though.

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  61. They should invite CBT to give a speech at a rally.

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  62. Today is my sister's Birthday too!

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  63. wasn't McVeigh a neo nazi?

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  64. She is 31 today. Yay sister! I love her.

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  65. I was wondering (since it is such a terrorist holiday), do you go through some type of security when getting on a cruise?

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  66. Are you going on a cruise today?

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  67. No, I'm just trying to predict the next terrorist attack.

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  68. Miss Cleo... haha.. her Jamaican accent was so fake

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  69. You didn't answer my question.

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  70. Well, I worked on a cruise line last week, and we had steep security measures.

    So yes.

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  71. My sister lives in PHX Sours, she is named after a city in Switzerland... figured you needed more info to stalk her with. any other questions?

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  72. Why is she named after a city in Switzerland? Is that where she was conceived?

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  73. If she's related to you (as in a complete mess like you), there will be no stalking.

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  74. If I was named after the city I was conceived in my name would be Myrtle. Good thing my parents didn't go with an idea like that.

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  75. I wonder if her sister's name is Bern

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  76. Geneva is pretty for a name...

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  77. I'm going to go with Burgdorf.

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  78. Spurs was your first pet Miss Kitty Brown?

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  79. No, it was Mr. Kitty Brown.

    What is your cat's name?

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  80. I'm not a mess!
    No she wasn't conceived there, they just liked the name. I would have been named El Paso... nice. I actually had no name for a month after I was born, my mom like Emma and my dad liked Abshalom haha.

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  81. Elfie's real name is Jungefrau... it's after the Swiss Mountain she was conceived on top of... that means virgin in German, isn't it fitting?

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  82. born again virgin for FMB

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  83. And I think your parents should have named you Skeets. That would have been perfect.

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  84. Abshalom?? LOL... what?

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  85. Yoplait's red velvet cake yogurt does not taste like red velvet cake. It tastes like rasberry yogurt which is not bad but I do not like being lied to.

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  86. haha nice Astrid. and yes Sours, you guessed right.

    I can say one thing in German, which happens to be a phrase from Snow White.

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  87. Did you call your sister GG growing up Skeets?

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  88. my cat's name is Ruby

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  89. Spurs name would've been red light district.

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  90. I don't know that phrase from Snow White... I haven't seen it in over 20 years

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  91. do you have a better name for my cat spurs?

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  92. I think the person who taste tested the yogurt has never had red velvet cake.

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  93. speiglein speiglein on der wand... I know the rest

    No I called her Neva growing up and she called me N'coco

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  94. All of those yogurts are trickery DG... boston creampie tastes like plain ol vanilla.

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  95. you should write a letter of complaint to them DG.. one time my ex emailed chipolte and they wrote him back

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  96. No, I don't have a better name Astrid.

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  97. my cat was Noemi (pronounced No me) or Gnomie but we referred to her as "whore cat"

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  98. mirror mirror on the wall.. nice.. I wonder why that said that in German though

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  99. That's a good idea Astrid. Maybe I will.

    I like the boston cream pie one even though it doesn't taste like what it says. I like to add sliced bananas to that one.

    The key lime pie is good. Crunch up some graham crackers and it tastes exactly the same.

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  100. No I used to watch it in German growing up, my mom speaks German fluently.

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  101. last night I left my half-eaten bundt cake sitting on my computer desk, this morning I woke up and it was gone. My kids blamed it on Santa? They must think I'm stupid... do they not realize it's April?

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  102. It makes sense now... your name is Elfie..

    My great aunt's name is Elkie..

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  103. They really blamed it on Santa?

    That's funny.

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  104. When I was little.. my brother told me that Slayer beat up Santa and killed Joey from NKOTB..

    I was really sad..

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  105. at least your kids are creative liars..

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  106. Your brother sounds funny too Astrid.

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  107. Slayer beat up Santa nad killed Joey from NKOTB?! Haha your borhter is funny.

    And yeah they blamed it on Santa. I couldnt help but not be mad.... I just wonder when they did that because they were asleep when I went to bed.

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  108. Maybe they really didn't eat it and you have one of those sleep eating issues, elfie.

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  109. That could be the case, but with the Santa blaming, that made it obvious.

    Or maybe FMB snuck in and ate it.

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  110. With the new immigration law out here I wonder if walgreens is going to sell out of blond hair dye. Now the illegals have to be undercover.

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  111. I yelled at FMB last night as he was pulling up to my house... he drove 45mins back home. He didnt do it.

    DG, that may be true... I can't figure out why I keep gettign fatter, I mean other than the fact I never go to the gym anymore. It must be sleep eating. Actually FMB and I both talk in our sleep and the other night we had a conversation that I vaguely remember.

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  112. Funny. You should call them and tell them to stock up.

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  113. Blonde hair dye will only turn their balck hair orange... they'd be really obvious walking around with bozo the clown hair.

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  114. Elfie said...
    Blonde hair dye will only turn their balck hair orange...

    I read that as "turn their back hair orange"... and I thought you were attempting to rename them Orange Backs..

    .. silly me

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  115. Sounds like trouble in paradise Skeets.

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  116. What law did he want to lay down?

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  117. With my kids, just things in general. They both got in trouble yesterday for picking on one another.. isn't that what siblings do? and he was trying to tell me how to handle it and I got annoyed.

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  118. I could see why you'd be annoyed.

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  119. I hate when people who don't have kids try to tell other people how to parent and disciple.. I don't have kids, but I have seen other people criticize parents and it gets on my nerves..

    I think people think it's a lot easier to parent then it actually is.. he's just naive, but Elfie showed him she can lay down the law on his ass.. that'll lern em

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  120. He doesn't have any respect for her, so he didn't learn anything.

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  121. FMB sounds like Gretchen from the Real Housewives..

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  122. He just thinks he knows everything about everything. He is really bossy and so am I so sometimes I doesn't go well.

    He thinks cause his family takes in foster kids and he's always been around lots of kids, that he knows how to parent.

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  123. He sounds like Sarah Palin... I can see kids from my house!

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  124. key lime pie is the best yogurt flavor in all brands. Even Fiber One.
    I thought QB was already engaged to that ugly guy she posted on Drew's site.

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  125. and I still do not know who this girl is. I saw about 10 minutes of the Lamas reality show and there was a fat teenagish looking girl (so it couldn't have been this chick, she looks 40) and a son who was moping around about something dumb..I don't remember what. It was dumb, even for my low TV standards.

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  126. The other night when I was annoyed I went to have a few drinks with a friend (I know I said I would quit drinking in March but you know, I still write out 3-insert date here-10, so technically I still have time) and I saw cute bartender again. I really wanted to pull his hair again but I restrained myself. I am so proud of myself.

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  127. This article is awesome. I love the Vegas slogan part.

    http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/04/nik_richies_wife_shayne_lamas.php

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  128. kb said...
    and I still do not know who this girl is. I saw about 10 minutes of the Lamas reality show


    So did I. It was horrible. I think they only aired a couple of episodes tell they stopped production.

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  129. What's up kinkyb!tch? Congrats on showing self constraint.

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  130. That was a funny article Fl Anonymous.

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  131. my BF is like so totally bossy he thinks he knows everything about titty fucking and my 8 kids, like OMG! LOLZ:0~

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  132. Good to see you had a good laugh at that Elvie. And I'd say dump him, but you can do whatever you want.

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  133. His family like buys and sell retards so he is a retard expert he says like really? I mean gosh 8-l

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  134. Dump him? Sheesh :^( no wayz... He is so totally cute, even if he does kinda like boys :(~

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  135. I guess she's done the Vegas wedding thing before??

    http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/31/grants-not-in-it-for-the-green/#comments

    No wonder why she looks like she's pushing 40.

    Meth, coke, and alcohol could also be a reason.

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  136. I finally have been able to log on for the first time today. Fill me in people on what I missed.

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  137. "His family like buys and sell retards so he is a retard expert he says like really? I mean gosh 8-"

    I didn't know you could do that Elvie.

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  138. Why not, I buy and sell filipina brides all the time.

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  139. You've missed brilliance Abigail. It's hard to really put it into words.

    DG gave a crappy food review, Skeets or Elfie's 'roid boyfriend is a bossy type and her sister's name is Geneva, kinkyb!tch is still a dick tease, Astrid's a weirdo, I'm sure Drew is still a creep, CBT's an inbred, Wopenss or You Know Who it is or whatever the hell he changed his name to is a dago lawyer, Fl Anonymous has come in with good info, AZ is Anonymous is funny, 2dirty4u just appeared, Girl Anonymous seems cool and smokes weed, MiSS TeXaS is probably fighting pitbulls, Bitchhog is probably hugging a tree and EV is probably smoking weed. Who knows what Rocket Queen is up to.

    Oh, and it was nice to see Quovadis make a comment.

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  140. Oh, and if the comments screw up again Abigail I'll either post something new or come back and the comments will be fixed.

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  141. AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT! DG should get better taste. Elfie should learn to pick better men. If their muscles are bigger than their units then you need to get rid of them. I think kinkb!tch and I would get along quite well. I'm sure that's Astrid's redeeming quality. Don't know Drew, but CBT is still on my shit list. What does FL Anon have to say? Glad to see AZ anon has something to bring to the table. 2dirty4u, it's nice to meet you. Girl Anon is apparently have a self party. Miss Texas is into some kinky stuff, huh? "Fighting pitbulls" eh? Bitchhog, no one likes a hippie. I don't know EV or Rocket Queen either.

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  142. So how are you Abigail? And you don't remember Rocket Queen from thedirty? You can check her out on the labels. But she's funny. Especially when she rips the crap out of CBT. She only comes in every once in awhile, but on that post about CBT giving a TEA party speech she came in and ripped him.

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  143. And Drew is a creep. Like a facebook and craigslist creeper. Seriously. You can find him under the labels as well.

    Oh, and you and kinkyb!tch probably wouldn't get along. No one likes her.

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  144. Abigail, don't listen to anything Sours says. KB is probably the best liked commenter. No one likes Sours and his insults are WEAK.

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  145. Being a copycat is what is WEAK. Your insults might work on the women you meet at FMB's softball games, but that's only because their 'roided out boyfriends (like yours) have beaten the spirit and fight out of them.

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  146. When's the next softball game Elvie? And you should wear a cheerleading outfit and get some pom poms. Or does he already make you do that?

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  147. Aww, thanks Elfie!
    Abigial, Sours (Spurs) is ridiculously jealous of me because black chicks like me more than they like him. He also hates my cock teasing ways, but all the other men here enjoy it so ignore him and feel free to do the same. Just know that I am everyone's number 1 fantasy fuck (except AZ male Anon, but he hates everyone/everything except grilling so it doesnt matter) here and that will never change, no matter how good you are.

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  148. Elfie, I have a cheer outfit you can borrow if you want!

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  149. Spurs, you watching Lost tonight?
    I hope MT gets picked for the Real World so then I can go visit her. Those houses are always pretty cool.

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  150. Do you have any dignity or self respect Skeets can borrow?

    Oh wait, I should pose that question to someone else.

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  151. No, I'm not watching Lost tonight kinkyb!tch. I take it you are?

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  152. WEAK, Spurs.

    Sours, serious question time. If you are having intercourse or participating in some sort of foreplay and at some point during either said activity picture someone else, is that cheating?

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  153. No. But what does The Warden think of you doing that?

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  154. SPURS FAN said...
    Do you have any dignity or self respect Skeets can borrow?

    Oh Sours, stop it. Sometimes you sound like you are the type of person who only pulls down his pants (but leaves them on),has sex in the missionary position, and then puts your pants back on right away. That is not a good look for anyone.

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  155. Insult? I wasn't insulting anyone I was just stating the facts Sours...

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  156. I only wrote that because I've heard people on 'roids can be mean kinkyb!tch. I'm just looking out for Skeets is all I'm doing. Trying to get her to wake up before she's swimming with cement shoes in a lake.

    Geez.

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  157. I am just asking. I saw it on FB today and all kinds of ra-tards were saying yes and claiming to have never/would never do that to their partner. Liars!!
    It's kinda like watching porn, some do it to get aroused, so how can you not at some point refer back to something you have saw while having sex?
    Some people just try way too hard to be PC or even perfect.

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  158. Good for you Skeets. Good to see you still have a spine through the internet.

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  159. Spurs, I may be a little sad one day down the road that you said no one here likes me. Only Wop dislikes me. Oh, and Francis Begbie. And Pam if you think about it, since she said she wants nothing more to do with this site and I am a member of this site. And AZ male Anon.

    But that is just 4 people, it's not like it is half of the commenters here or anything.

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  160. Why would you say Francis and Wop don't like you?

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  161. It's not cheating KB... think about all the men who check out women during the day and are married.. Men think about sex a lot during the day, when their partner isn't around.

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  162. Think about all the chicks who check out other men during the day and are married, Astrid. I mean, not me, but I have heard of it happening.
    It is not cheating at all.
    Now on to my next question!
    What defines cheating?

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  163. KB I thought you were thinking about other men during sex... but if the women does that and the man is checking out women during the day it's even.

    but I don't either is cheating... I think cheating is anything physical with another person like kissing or hugging. Flirting isn't cheating just disrespectful IMO... but if somebody is a flirt, they will most likely cheat eventually. That seems to be the case anyway..

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  164. Why dont I like you KB?

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  165. No, the count is off by 21 or so everytime, so you didn't get 200. I did, fair and square, it just fucks up.

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