Sunday, May 16, 2010

Big Drew has a new woman


Drew is supposedly dating the woman in the white. At least it's not the guy to the right, who looks like a Halloween character. And I have to say, I like the shade of lipstick Drew picked for his night out last night. Classy.

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  1. if thats the selection that jersey has....im staying on the west coast.

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  2. Drew says Deb's a flight attendant for Jet Blue. Try not to screw it up Drew, you could be getting some cheap airfare in your future.

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  3. Good one Anonymous. How about the asian lady in the background?

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  4. ive seen better heads on cabbage.

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  5. maybe they are at a special olympics after party?

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  6. What do you think of Drew's lipstick?

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  7. drew, you forgot you man-scara to compliment your lipstick.

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  8. drews shoulders droop like a 10 year old asian boys.

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  9. the girl on the right look so Jersey... and Drew's girlfriend reminds me of Dante's girlfriend in Clerks II

    I wonder if she is going to start wearing a Mrs. Drew T shirt.. hah

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  10. They are at the most upscale place in New Jersey. You can tell by the white plastic chairs.

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  11. did those chicks lose a bet and have to take a pic with the ugliest guy in the bar or did drew lose a bet and have to take a pic with the 2 ugliest chicks in the bar? i cant figure it out.

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  12. "did those chicks lose a bet and have to take a pic with the ugliest guy in the bar or did drew lose a bet and have to take a pic with the 2 ugliest chicks in the bar? i cant figure it out."

    WHICH ONES A CHICK? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE DUDES TO ME

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  13. Drew just needs to milk her for some airfare. Maybe she can hook him up with a flight to Florida so he can see the astronaut again.

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  14. the most womanly one there is the one in the middle. the one with the dsl lipstick.

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  15. Drew's tits aren't as big as the chick he's dating, so that's a good thing.

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  16. drew has some big ass ears. his head looks like a volkswagon beetle with the doors open.

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  17. He does have some big ears Anonymous.

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  18. That's for leaving a comment Snookie.

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  19. *Thanks* for leaving a comment

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  20. i have to hand it to drew tho, as ugly as he is he still manages to have the nuts to send in his pics for ripping.

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  21. Yep, him and CBT are great sports.

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  22. Now that I'm looking at them their hands look SO WEIRD. Blackies's go from fat arm to tiny tiny hand and whitey's go from fat arm to HUGE hand with sausage fingers... someone should cut back on their salt intake.

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  23. it looks like she has arthritis.

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  24. Whitey does have some big hands. Nothing a sex change can do to curb that though.

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  25. Not doing too bad there.. Kinda MILF'ish :)

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  26. What's up Maynard? Long time no see.

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  27. Milf-ish? More like Gilf-ish

    You know they are someones grandma.
    These broads have to be over 50.

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  28. Just killing time. Bout to depart the Gulag here. :)

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  29. They are probably Drew's age. 45 or so.

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  30. gulag is russian prison... he is probably at work

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  31. Thanks Astrid, didn't know that.

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  32. so astrid, how was chat?

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  33. I dont think sex change therapy can change bone structure from big to small.

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  34. chat was great anon... it's too bad you missed my show..

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  35. What kind of show were you putting on Astrid?

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  36. I was reacting some Monty Python

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  37. i was in my knickers...

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  38. That makes it a little better.

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  39. fortune cookies are good

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  40. Final tribal counsel, Survivor. Be back soon

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  41. are you guys going to see McGrauber?

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  42. Drew's got that old man alcoholic nose going on. Look's like he's pushing 60. The ladies have man hands and drew's wearing lipstick.. WTF

    Early halloween party? Brunette looks like she's wearing a really bad witch costume from Walgreens

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  43. I wonder what other dirty celebs might be in Nik's reality show...

    Nick Malibu maybe...

    I think leper, alien, and dj burrito are probably too burnt out now.. Leper might be cool to see though..

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  44. This picture is just one more reason why Jersey really should be blown up.

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  45. I have no plans on seeing it Astrid.

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  46. I don't think Nik's going to get his tv show. If they were taping right now.. or taped a pilot or whatever that loud mouth name dropping look at me look at me hooman grimes would have said something about it.. or hanger on Ari would.

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  47. For all those watching Survivor, I think Conchita wins it all

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  48. Lipstick, man hands, halloween? LMAO!

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  49. Hey Drew, that last Pacific show was great.

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  50. Nik's like a 15 year old the way he operates. He loses a pretty expensive court case. Once news hits the public and his tool army becomes aware. Nik resorts back to his 15 year old mentality and you have to believe against his "great" legal team's advice goes on a crazy slander mission against the plaintiff. The complete opposite way one would want to act if they were building an appeal case to the guilty verdict. Also comes up with a bullshit reason of not showing up to that court date.

    Giving more fuel to the fire the genius goes on a radio show bragging about making around #130k a month. Civil lawsuits,, more to come. Dude Nik you slander people for a living and should learn how to keep your mouth shut.

    He's done

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  51. Yeah, I'm pretty sure if he had it all over to do again, he wouldn't have gone after Kristen like that.

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  52. I think if he had it to do all over again he would do it the exact smae way cause he doesn't have the self-control to not jump on every impulse that might make infalte his ego for half a milli second.. even if that means it ruins him in the end.
    Nik will self-destruct in 5-4-3-2-

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  53. Where's DG Elfie? I'm aroused........

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  54. No idea Drew... why dont you jack off to the above picture of Ogre fingers and the wicked witch of the west

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  55. It's all about his insecure short man syndrome. His delusional ego like I've said before will be what ruin's him. Some would also just call it karma. Laughing publicly in the face of people and well known rich people posting any attempts online to stop the all might Nik richie. He just thinks he's above everything and now he's learning the hard way $$$$. Hell even when he called out that crazy Sheriff Joe's daughter.. Yeah that makes for a good grab at some extra publicity for him maybe.. In the end a shitty move to piss off the top guy where you live. That might not be why he got his dui,, but it's probably half the reason why it's taken him forever to get his license back.


    Ok thats my rant..hahahah

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  56. He's already jacked off to this pic as much as he could Skeets.

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  57. Nope Spurs. I woke up this morning and drain my sack. Nothing left.

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  58. Funny Drew. So how long have you been seeing man hands?

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  59. Jet Blue is taxiing outa here. Laura is this week's new flav. I spoke to her about an hour ago. I remember giving her a hug last evening and her body was solid. I haven't seen her in years and she told me she just completed a triathlon. She kept hugging me and my blob?

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  60. Spurs.. did you learn anything about Nik's hearing??

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  61. I haven't seen Kristen since that day... I hope everything is working out for her..

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  62. Me too Astrid.... I just told sme bitch off on another comment site, she doesnt know who she's messing with, I am a Spursfan regualr, I've been berated by the best.

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  63. So you just took a picture with this chick Drew and you called her your flavor?

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  64. I should have something to post about Kristin sometime this week Astrid.

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  65. What did that girl say to elfie that pissed you off so bad

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  66. Ahhh it's this site about parents that abuse their kids and this chick didnt even say something to me just to someone else and so I let her have it and she conceeded and begged my forgiveness? haha

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  67. Really? You broke her down, huh Skeets?

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  68. Watching second run of the pacific.

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  69. It's interesting Drew. I'm watching it again.

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  70. what is the pacific?

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  71. It's a series on HBO about the war in the pacific during WWII.

    Quality stuff.

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  72. My dig at AG & NR before I go to bed. http://www.pamelapucker.com

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  73. Ugh, I thought it couldn't get any worse after reading about CBTs indecent proposal to Pam....I was wrong. I never thought that would happen to me.

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  74. What's up kinkyb!tch? Yeah, that's going to be a fun one to ask CBT about. And the Freddy Fags was a beautiful thing too.

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  75. Good thing I am the secretary around here, I will be sure to not record that I was wrong for once. Suckas.
    What's up, Sours? How'd you like that Eastern Conference Final matchup today?

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  76. Not much kinkyb!tch. I was kind of surprised about the game today actually. I thought Orlando would have played better.

    What did you think?

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  77. that post wasn't funny at all (Drews), but those rubber bracelets reminded me of that one time when I said I was going to make 'WWKBD?' ones. He obviously copied me.

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  78. Yeah, he copied you. And you didn't think that post was hilarious? I laughed so hard when I saw it.

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  79. Love the scene with Vera sending the West Point type packin, the pacific Spurs

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  80. Yeah I don't know what they were doing either, I thought they would've played better. My bil was all up in arms, he's been arguing that they (Magic) will win it all this year since round 1. Idk about that..I do like though that the last 4 teams play good enough ball that both series will be exciting to watch.

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  81. Tomorrow's game should be good kinkyb!tch.

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  82. alright let's start talking about lipgloss or something, I don't want Elfie to come back and have a heart attack at allthe sports talk.

    Um, what's your favorite lipgloss scent on a chick, Sours? Drew, what is your fave lipgloss scent to wear?

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  83. The Eugene story is pretty cool Drew. All these characters are true stories too.

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  84. Im guessing the one you are wearing in the pic is pomegranate splash, right Drew?

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  85. I can't say I have a favorite lip gloss kinkyb!tch. What's yours?

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  86. ewww.. ari does have moobs in the bottom pic.. his boobs are better then some girls I know

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  87. remember when I got my purse stolen, Spurs? My effin banana scented lip balm was in that bag, I was SOOO annoyed. I'm gonna have to hit up the dollar store again and see if they have more. That was my favorite one. Bitches.

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  88. I prefer my lip gloss to just have subtle shine, not a whole lot of color and scent is not too important. I like it to be medium consistency, I want it to stick to my lips for a long time, you know, not be like runny looking. Now my lip balms, I enjoy a variety of scents. I used to sport quite the Bonnie Belle (or is it Bell?) collection back in the day. Around Christmas time stores like Target and Walmart sell cool collections of lip balm in cute little packages--like this year they had a Cold Stone Creamery set that had a few of their most popular flavors and the balms themselves were in mini ice cream tubs and the whole package was a little old fashioned ice cream truck. It was so cute!!

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  89. see, like this!!:
    http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=7488534

    It was like 5 bucks though...I shoulda bought it, everyone is ripping you off selling it online. More bitches, geez.

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  90. Subtle shine is the best way to go kinkyb!tch. And I love, I mean LOVE when Target and Walmart comes out with their special sets! Cute!!! : ) : )

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  91. I can't find most of my lip gloss.. I am so mad..

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  92. I want that for Christmas kinkyb!tch.

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  93. my fave lip balm was white chocolate from Avon (a Christmas scent). It was amazing and I wanted to lick my lips all day after putting some on.

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  94. cold stone lip balm.. I think every time I thought about putting it on, I would just go get some ice cream instead

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  95. you better take your ass to the nearest 24 hour store and get something, I mean even that disgusting cherry scented Chapstick from 7-11 will do, Astrid. No lip gloss or balm is definitely a reason to be irate, just like Spurs said.

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  96. oh man, I wonder if Cinnabon has a lip balm...

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  97. I have krispy cream doughnuts and they are so good.. I just ate some fortune cookies. If I eat one more doughnut it will be 4 today. OMG.. I am going to be so fat..

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  98. sonofanutcracker, will you look at this??!
    http://www.amazon.com/Cinnabon-Lip-Balm-Trio-Pecanbon/dp/B001JJVP82

    I know what to buy DG (and me) for Christmas now!!

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  99. Krispy Kreme is great. I haven't had their doughnuts in awhile.

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  100. I like the plumping gloss from ulta... it gives you big super shiny lips. I wear that or metholish chapstick.

    I'm in the middle of telling FMB off... I HATE MEN THEY ARE SO INCONSIDERATE! No I don't want to take 2 days off of work to go to Braves games with you, when I've been talking about wanting to take time off to go on vacation and not being able to. No I don't want to waste my seldom cahnce to go out on going to your friends b-day party, no I don't want to spend every fucking Sunday night at your softball game when I need to be doing laundry...

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  101. I'll go to a Braves game with him. I won't make out with him though Elfie, promise. At least not with tongue.

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  102. I have lip plumping lip stick...

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  103. I plan on catching the Braves when they come to Houston in August. Sucks they aren't on TBS anymore.

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  104. Skeets, it could just be cause I had really good sex last night and some drinks/chilled by the pool all day today, but it sounds to me like you are about to let the weight of many frustrations come down on FMB. I would rethink that...it will make you look all bananas and you know how guys' NEVER forget one of those episodes, no matter what.

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  105. HE needs to go Streets. Tell HIM to hit the bricks.

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  106. OMG.. could you imagine if somebody made lip balm in all the flavors of yogurt that DG, KB, and Elfie like to talk about... and it really did taste like everything it's supposed to

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  107. You guys heard it here first, and I damn sure recorded it, Elfie said I could bang her boyfriend!
    Don't try and hate on me later, Elfie.

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  108. You'd just tease him is all you would do kinkyb!tch. He can get that with Skeets.

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  109. I already told him... I already look bananas I also told him he's not allowed to sleep here anymore and he said "I understand" which infuritated me even more. Everything is "I understand" and "YOu're right" and "I'm sorry" or "we'll figure it out" or "I'd didnt realize you felt that way" IT INFURIATES ME!

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  110. Skeets, he's a guy. They don't think about crap but themselves and comparing their dick to any and everything possible. How old is he?

    Speaking of those yogurts, I need DG (or Elfie) to try the Yoplait blueberry pie one and the Yoplait cinnamon roll one and tell me how they taste. Astrid, if you can make it to them first, feel free and share your review here.

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  111. Elfie what do you want him to do? Blow up at you and get pissed??

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  112. I used to love the blueberry bonnie bell one.. oh and wet and wild used to have these tubs ofg gloss that were chocolate and butterscotch scented and FLAVORED and they they were glossy and sparkly at the same time. I LOVED those!

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  113. I just wear the plain jane Cherry Lip Gloss.
    Elfie, guys are retards.
    That's why I'm staying single for a while.
    Theye expect the world, and barely give you anything except for sex and beer ;)

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  114. I only have vanilla yogurt and mix homemade granola in it..

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  115. Oh I have the cinnamon roll one in my fridge now, I'll try it now and review. I think I've had the blueberry pie and it justed tasted like normal blueberry. I had the cherry cobbler one the other day and it was decent.

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  116. Skeets has unrealistic expectations Astrid, that's the problem. The 'roids have infected his brain, it's enough of a chore for him to brush his teeth, much less negotiate with a nut.

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  117. no Astrid, he needs to provide something helpful and constructive to whatever it is she is talking about.

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  118. SERSIOUSLY! I think they give guys a playbook... what to say when your chick is pissed.

    Astrid~ I'd like him to show an opinion or some emotion.. I take those statements to mean he really doesn'tgive a shit and is just trying to get me to shut up.. which is exactly what they mean.

    He just asked me if I wasnt to go to the gym tomorrow... he's SO weird.

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  119. mt-lets be honest, they dont even really "give" sex all that much. Most of it is all our work, dick is just like the cherry on top of the sundae.
    btw--which chick is your ex with? there were 3 in the pic (all ugly and 2 looked fat).

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  120. I do that sometimes too, Astrid. With fresh fruit and agave syrup (just a bit) it is really good and like a sundae. Even without the granola and just the other 2 mix ins it is really great.

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  121. So are you going to go to the gym Skeets?

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  122. are you gonna do yoga tomorrow, Spurs?
    I'm gonna run tomorrow, bright and early. It's getting too hot to do it later in the day.

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  123. I don't have any plans to kinkyb!tch.

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  124. he doesn't sound like he is being an asshole and trying to argue.. so that is a plus.. IDK.. it must be AZ guys because I have never dated somebody like that..

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  125. You should hook up with Wopness Skeets.

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  126. KB-
    No, guys give sex alot, It's not good all the time, but they still give it...hahaha
    And, it's true we do most of the work.


    The one in the middle making the ridiculous fishy lip/kissy face....

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  127. would wop give skeets a job?

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  128. Hmmm I don't really like this cinnamon roll yogurt.. I mean it's ok and does kind of taste like the frosting on cinnabuns but it has the weird artificial sweetner taste too.

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  129. i ate 2 more donuts

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  130. Spurs, do you think Wop would give Elfie a grand to have sex with him like CBT was trying to give Pammy???

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  131. He probably would overpay by about $975. He seems like a sucker TeXaS.

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  132. that yogurt doesn't sound good, but these cream filled, chocolate topped, krispy kream donuts are heavenly

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  133. Wop doesn't need to have sex with me.. obviously he gets enough ass how he's been knockin em up lately.

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  134. Just add your name to the list Skeets.

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  135. yeah he would, mt.
    I wonder how much he would give me to step on his balls...

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  136. He and any sane guy would pay you about $500 to go away kinkyb!tch.

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  137. How many kids does Wop have?
    One on the way, right?

    He's gonna be spending all his money on Child Support....

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  138. SOURS~ HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL NO! I am not about to sacrifice my body a third time.

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  139. Good one Kinky, that made me Laugh Out Loud....

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  140. 1 and 1 on the way. He's not really knocking everyone up... I love Wop but he and I would never work out.

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  141. i hate cream filled donuts. gross.
    ew, have you ever seen that episode of sex and the city astrid, where miranda is trying to lose her baby weight and joings weight watchers? she meets this dude and they date and everytime he eats her out his face is all wet and it grosses her out (especially cause he tries to kiss her right after). anyway, when she finally mentions it to him one day he gets all depressed and starts whining about how he wants to eat a bunch of krispy kreme donuts and it made me laugh/want to barf, cause when i saw the first scene where his face is all wet it made me think of melted icing from glazed donuts. hahahaha.
    eh. you probably had to be there.

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  142. Spurs, how much would you pay Pammy to have sex with you?

    Didn't you used to have a stripper girlfriend? Way to choose 'em.....(like I have any room to talk)

    Strippers are just gross all around.

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  143. did he really knock that broad up (the one he was crying about the other day)?
    Wop {shakes head}. I told you that the only way I'd be wife #3 was if you didn't have anymore kid's. Guess I see how you really feel about me.

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  144. No, I didn't have a stripper girlfriend TeXaS. She became a stripper for a little while after she hit the bricks.

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  145. How do you know you and Wop wouldn't work out Skeets?

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  146. did she hit the bricks after you dumped her, spurs?

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  147. He was crying about her? I dont remember that... I remember him saying he was giving her the pink slip cause he couldnt take her drama anymore.

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  148. she sounds like a nice girl spurs..

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  149. The funny thing is I ran into her about a year ago.

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  150. Actually it was like 9 months ago.

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  151. did she have stripper tittays when you were with her or did she get them after?

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  152. 9 months ago...do you have an announcement to make here soon, Spurs?

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  153. Ok Spurs you have had time to chill , tell me you arent goin to root for the Lakers tomorrow :)

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  154. How the hell do you spell opinion? opinion.. what is wrong with this word?! I've had a few mimosas folks... Drew?! Where's Drew? I need him to announce that Elfie is HAMMERED! Waaaabang!

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  155. I think wop was crying about a girl, and then he found out his house was broke into... He hasn't been around much since then..

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  156. lakers will prob win

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  157. She only tried it for a little while Astrid. She hated it. But she had the body for it, that's for sure.

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  158. Spurs made a Love Child? lol

    Hey, has anyone used that new KY Intense for her? I was looking at it today at the store and its $30 a bottle. The commercials are really funny though, I wonder if it really works???

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  159. Aww man I am a bad friend... I didn't know about any of that my poor, poor Wopness

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  160. What's up Q? Not sure who I'm rooting for yet. Who do you think will win?

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  161. mt.. you can go to a sex shop and buy stuff like that for less, and some of it does work

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  162. I've heard that KY pack (for him and her) is really good. My friend told me. For reals, this is not a kb related story in disguise, I have not personally used it.

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  163. kb....i doubt you even have sex.

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  164. I don't think she does either Anonymous.

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  165. and if youre doing things right, you dont need fucking lube.

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  166. I have another pic of Drew's 'girlfriend'.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nwHTtKQpT58/SYw8fsB-caI/AAAAAAAABtU/UYThNytXoPY/s400/Fairchilde.jpg

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  167. I don't Anon, ever. I'm actually still a virgin. I do give off that vibe, no matter how hard I try to hide it.

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  168. she reads about people having sex...but doesnt actually have sex. married people dont fuck.

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  169. Well even though the Suns pulled a "Fredo Corleone" I have to root for the Suns...


    You broke my heart!

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  170. drew's girlfriend has the same nose as CBT.

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  171. I think the Warden had become tired of her cooch Anonymous. It happens.

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  172. anon, arent you married as well?

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