Monday, May 24, 2010

Brittany Murphy's Husband Found Dead


I'm just copying how the La Times titled his death. At first I was thinking, damn, this guy doesn't even have a name? Plus the article lists Brittany's accomplishments.

Anyway, still can't figure out how this guy got Brittany. That's an accomplishment.

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  1. I wonder if the DIABEETUS got him?

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  2. I still can't figure it out, either. Wait, he was a screenwriter and she was a in-need-of-work actress? Well, there's a start.

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  3. Plus the drugs probably helped too EV.

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  4. Hey Wilford, going after Bret next? Not cool man, he's been through enough.

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  5. There aren't drugs good enough to make that girl convinced that dude is the best she could do.

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  6. Good point, but I think a combination of drugs might do it.

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  7. Anyway, I was surprised by this picture earlier. For 51, Jennifer Tilly looks damn good.

    http://hottopop.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/index.jpg

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  8. She's 51? I didn't realize she was that old. Amazing.

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  9. She's probably had some surgery, but she didn't go overboard.

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  10. Yeah, I didn't either. I thought she was in her early 30's doing that Bride of Chucky movie.

    I also didn't know Lorraine Bracco was so old when she did Goodfellas. I don't know why, but I was really attracted to her after seeing that movie.

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  11. She did great in the Sopranos. Did you ever see The Getaway with Alec Baldwin and Bassinger? Tily was hot in that movie.

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  12. I never watched the Sopranos. Not that I didn't think it was a good show, but I don't really follow any type of show. I do have the first and second season on DVD, though.

    Never saw that movie. Considering she is pretty bangin' at 51, I'm sure she looks pretty good in that movie.

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  13. She does. And you should really check out all the seasons of the Sopranos.

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  14. Aren't they hour-long episodes? I may end up watching them one day, but the first few episodes would have to be damn appealing.

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  15. Yeah, they are an hour long. Actually about 50 minutes, some longer. And I think if you started watching the episodes, you'd want to see how each season goes. Season 3 is pretty good man.

    And when Buscemi comes in (forgot what season, I think it's 4 or 5), it's entertaining.

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  16. OMG.. is she 51 in that photo? She is so hot..

    I am eating orange cream yoplait... it is so good..

    Spurs.. do you realize that your blog is about yogurt, cats, and great hillbilly stores? Don't deny it.

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  17. spurs needs to put in the description of this blog: cats, yogurt, and Nik Richie

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  18. Don't forget someone who thinks Obama is a superhero.

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  19. How many seasons are there? At the rate I watch TV, this could be a year-long thing.

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  20. That link says 2009, so I'm pretty sure she was at least 50 in that photo. And yeah, I'd be game for that all day.

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  21. 6 I think. But season six is broken down into two parts.

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  22. Don't worry about the world ending 2012, Obama will rescue our universe.. it's in the bible

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  23. I was thinking it would be in the Koran.

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  24. my feet hurt so bad.. I walked so much.. I went to ground zero, walked the Brooklyn Bride, walked Chinatown and Little Italy... so much walking. It was really cool.. but my feet are covered in blisters

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  25. I can send you a photo when I get them off my camera

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  26. Can you even call it Ground Zero, anymore? I'm pretty sure that shit is cleared out.

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  27. Funny. But I still think you can call it Ground Zero.

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  28. That's the plan EV. At least I think it is.

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  29. Just fighting.. You spurs? I saw nik gave ya a shot, LOL. That guys too cool to be your pops.

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  30. What are you fighting? And yeah, that was a good one by Nik.

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  31. Where did Nik give you a shot? Hi all... Happy Fantastic Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that was sarcasm if you didn't sense it)

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  32. What's up Skeets? How was your weeekend?

    And it's on page 2 of thedirty. It's about some old dude wearing Ed Harty.

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  33. Jose Lima died last night too. RIP.

    And as for Brittany's husband, looks aren't everything by any means.

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  34. True.

    And yeah, sucks about Lima time.

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  35. Spurs- thats my job, thats what I do.

    Anon - only ugly people say that.

    Elfie - hey gorgeous, I had a great time last night, your panties are still on my fan blade, if you are looking for them.

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  36. You have a problem with Lima?

    And nice comment you made on that post Oz.

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  37. I don't know where Wilford is.

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  38. He's going to be pissed to discover Bret Michaels won that Celebrity Apprentice bullshit.

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  39. What up slunties? Yeah I never could understand why B Murphy got married to that dude. I think she was engaged to Ashton Kutcher at one point.. and eminem was dating her when they made 8 mile. Yet she married this sloth fat drew looking kind of dude. RIP to both. The mom found her daughter and now son in law dead. Gotta feel for her. Oh and that house will never sale

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  40. I hated lima. Yeah Wilford and that Bret Michaels RIP dude/chick are gonna be pissed

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  41. What's up Fl Anonymous? Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the real estate agent for that listing.

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  42. You didn't like Lima's antics Oz?

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  43. Yeah, I do. I'm actually an investor.

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  44. Spurs: Where is that fagget "Miami" he ever come back. What an idiot that kid was

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  45. Nope, never came back. I don't know why you had such a problem with him.

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  46. I read somewhere that's the same house Brittany Spears owned when she went crazy 5150 stint.

    Oh yeah I think the title is funny too. If Nik hooman richie were to die.. I think they would title it the same kind of way.. Shanye Lamas's PR husband found dead.

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  47. He was a short man.. A brave man. A man that would steal facebook and myspace pictures and make up stories and slander others behind his computer. A man with many hats,,many names.. RIP Hooman.

    hahahah.. Funeral would go somthing like that.

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  48. That's a very vivid dream you must have had there Wop...

    I enjoyed Miami for the very same reasons you disliked him. I like it when people come on here and make fools out of themselves and no one that knows better corrects them.

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  49. That would be a perfect eulogy.

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  50. TMZ has changed there websites name. The new name is LHZ.

    Stands for Lindsay Lohan Zone

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  51. WTD: I'm not ugly, but personality is way more important than looks to me. I'll take charisma over a six pack any day.

    Anon: The house will sell.

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  52. Yeah, they are running that bitch a lot. I saw her video, and I was thinking about posting that too, but she's useless in my mind.

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  53. Yeah she is. She use to be hot.

    Yes the house will sell....For a hell of a lot less then what was paid for it.

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  54. Spurs: very suspect. I didnt like him because he thought he was way smarter than he is and way funnier than he is.

    Elfie: that wasn;t you? Sure looked like it, and she gave me your real first name as her name. I did like hat about Miami though, i'll give him that.

    Anon: Just giving you shit. If it wasn't for personality being important i probably wouldn't have done nearly as well for myself.

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  55. And you're probably right about SPURS employment Wop. Then again, you seem to be pretty well acquainted yourself.

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  56. Yeah, you're right. I work there. From San Antonio.

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  57. Anon: haha negative. I don't know much about the dirty, I still couldn't pick out any of them in a line-up except for Nik himself.

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  58. How did you see my comment?

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  59. SPURS: You say that like it is an unlikely story. It's a blog on the internet. Very possible.

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  60. Well, I'll go ahead and say I don't work there. But believe whatever you want.

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  61. WTD clear your cookies and refresh your browser.

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  62. Yeah Wopness, you wrote abou the guy being the same age as me. Good one.

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  63. And where's kinkyb!tch? I want to get her impressions of the last Lost.

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  64. I wish I could stumble upon a house where all the previous owners died. Well, if I could get a great deal on it, anyway. Hell, I have no problems getting new carpet.

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  65. You should put an offer in for the house EV.

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  66. It's not that much of a shot to say that guy is your dad SPURS. That guy looks like a high roller who can kick some ass. I bet he still pulls young tail too. That's better than having someone like Mr Rogers for a dad right?

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  67. I'd go with Mr. Rogers, that way I can inherit some of that PBS money.

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  68. Well you have a point, but money's not everything. Mr Rogers could never wear Tiger and make it look good the way that guy does.

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  69. I would buy a house that people died in, especially if it was priced right. I grew up in a house a 10 yr old boy died in, it was no big deal.

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  70. Elfie: why not just buy a foreclosed home? Just as cheap, without the lingering energies.

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  71. But if you don't buy into the whole ghost hype, try to find a foreclosed home that a person also died in. The numbers are at an all time high for foreclosure-suicides so if you keep your eye out, shouldn't be too hard to find one. You'll get the place at bottom dolla.

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  72. good night sweet prince. you will be missed.
    rest in peace david spade.

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  73. I personally enjoy the lingering energies but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy a house someone died in. The little boy who died in our house died of smoke inhalation just inside a sliding glass door to the pool area. His family "forgot" him in the house during the chaos. I would think for a 10 yr old that would probably be almost as tramatic as being murdered.

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  74. hey elfie, thanks for being a debbie downer.

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  75. I'm not a debbie downer... people die, that's life (or death I guess)

    What would be an appropriate line of conversation for me to take on a post about the newly dead husband of a recently dead actress?

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  76. That is very sad about the little boy. I imagine the lingering energies of a 10 year old boy might be somewhat different than those of a person whose last moments were filled with anger and were not at peace when they died.

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  77. That's how I feel about it. If you don't believe in the "negative energies," ghosts or any of that mess, it's no big deal.

    Even if you did believe in it, if you didn't know, would it really bother you?

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  78. i would rather talk about a dead adult who had lived life than talk about a kid who probably hadnt even learned how to ride a bike.

    adults are game, kids are off limits.

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  79. What's up 2dirty4u?

    Didn't you have a birthday this month?

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  80. "Lingering energies?"

    Good one Skeets.

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  81. Excuse me. I meant Good one Debbie Downer.

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  82. Hey Spurs, how are you sir? Yes, had my birthday last Friday. I'm am officially older.

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  83. EV: By law, they have to disclose that kind of information when they sell a house.

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  84. happy belated birthday.

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  85. youre welcome, now let spurs see you naked.

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  86. SPURS-
    I went and looked at that post of that Ed Farty dude on TheDirty...funny stuff.
    Your comment about Guantanamo Bay was funnier though.

    Elfie- Wow, thats awful about that kid. How could his parents "forget" about him? I would be more worried about getting my kid out than anything else...

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  87. 2dirty, how "old" did u turn?

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  88. Anonymous, you know 2dirty4u is a guy right?

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  89. spurs, yup. thats what makes it funny. im trying to lighten the mood since debbie downer likes talking about dead kids. sheesh.

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  90. ok. im out for awhile. be back later.

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  91. I hear you. Skeets is just trying to ruin everyone's day.

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  92. Doing great.
    Well, my tongue is still swollen,
    but besides that I'm peachy.

    Starting work soon.

    What about you? Fun Weekend?
    Mine was pretty eventful.

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  93. I had a good weekend, thanks. How was your weekend eventful?

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  94. And when do you start your job?

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  95. Your tongue is swollen? How the hell does that happen?

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  96. Wait a minute, rewind........tongue is still swollen?

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  97. Or she was sucking on infected cock.

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  98. Anon~ My next topic of discussion is Dr. Mengele.

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  99. Yeah, I was thinking some sort of high speed head on (pun intended) collision into some guys genitals caused the swollen tongue. Now I see that the swollen tongue was merely a requisite for said collision.

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  100. gross, MT.
    Sours, Lost was amazing, just like I knew it would be. I think I will go buy all the old seasons so I can rewatch them now that I have more answers.

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  101. Happy Birthday 2D4U!! Now show us your birthday suit or gtfo

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  102. Elfie: who is that?

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  103. What is he known for?

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  104. He specialized in experiments on twins and anethesia-less surgeries

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  105. He was a great guy is what you are trying to convey Skeets.

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  106. he did a lot of experiences on people.. he boiled people alive and transfered blood into people that was the wrong blood type, injected bleach into their eyes... stuff like that

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  107. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

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  108. didn't he drown to death in Brazil

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  109. Yes he did. He deserved to die a much more painful death, I hope he is burning in a very special hell somewhere.

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  110. I am so tired, and I have a quiz tomorrow..

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  111. That is some awful sounding stuff. What exactly was he hoping to accomplish with his "experiments"? Sounds more like a serial killer than a doctor.

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  112. I can barely even eat meat, much less torture a human being. My mind does not comprehend how someone could do things like that. Awful.

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  113. Sometimes Im hard on myself about mistakes I've made and the way I live my life. Hearing about this Dr Mengel guy reminds me that I'm not so bad after all.

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  114. Ok I just read the Wiki. Sick fuck.

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