A majority of married women would rather be doing something else than having sex with their husbands.
A survey of 2,000 married women between the ages of 18 and 49 by iVillage found that 41 percent prefer sleep to sex, 21 percent would rather be watching a movie and 16 percent would chose a good book over their marital obligations.
Among the finding was that 77 percent reported being "somewhat to extremely happy" with their sex life. However, 62 percent of women said they fantasize about having sex with someone other than their husband.
Also, 23 percent of married women ages 18 to 49 have had sex between 1 to 3 times a month in the past year.
I almost titled this kinkyb!tch and threw her pic up here to go along with the post, but then again the pic probably nails kinkyb!tch's regular mood being she's in that 23 percent category, so it's pretty much the same.
I must be in the minority. Unless something miraculously changes when you get married, but I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteCourse, by the looks of things, I may never know! hahaha
ReplyDeleteSpurs Im betting Boston today looks easy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Q? You think the Celtics will win 3 in a row?
ReplyDeleteIt said the majority of women prefer sleep over sex and blah blah. Basically they don't like to @#%!.
ReplyDeleteexcuse me, the majority of *married women
ReplyDeleteWell, they don't like to fuck their husbands.
ReplyDeleteagain, I must be in the minority. I wouldnt marry someone who I didn't like to @#%!.
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
ReplyDeleteIt's the only thing that makes sense in my opinion. why would anyone do that, unless we are talking about a straight up gold-digger?
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteI think the husbands are the ones more notorious for needing "strange" anyway. Grant it, women aren't completely innocent but men are certainly the majority in that slot.
ReplyDeleteI'd say you are right.
ReplyDeletea well of wisdom
ReplyDeleteSpurs I just bet 1st half so far I got it early Boston -1.5 first half
ReplyDeleteNice Q. I like that line as well.
ReplyDeleteYou should deliver a speech at a NOW meeting sometime AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteunless they pass out common sense at that meeting, my speech would be pointless.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
ReplyDeletenow dont get me wrong, im not saying all women are stupid. im just saying a majority of them lack common sense.
ReplyDelete'gee, why is my husband fucking around on me? i weigh 450lbs. theres more of me to love than that 120lb broad.'
If you weigh 450 pounds, you have more serious problems than a guy cheating on you.
ReplyDeleteor like the subject of this poll, why is their man fucking somebody else? because they would rather be watching 'the notebook'.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteUp by 10 early :)
ReplyDeleteYeah man, off to a great start.
ReplyDeleteI couldnt believe all the analyst were talking Magice this Magic that.
ReplyDeleteIt's an absolute ass kicking.
ReplyDeleteYup I didnt think it would be this much but I still cant believe they all talking Magic , no idea why , they couldnt do chit at home what makes them think they gonna do better in Celt town.
ReplyDeleteGreat point. I did think the Magic would make a game of this though. I thought they might have a chance, but they are just awful this first half.
ReplyDeleteI'm not fat, I like sex, and my boyfriend still cheated. So, no that is not why men cheat. They will do it regardless.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteNot much. Drove over to Naples to play 18 in the freaking heat with my old uncle today. Now I'm watching Boston dominate Orlando. Rondo's a beast.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Did you play well?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Rondo is a beast.
Hacked it up on the front 9 but played alright on the back. I didn't get to hit any balls at the range before our tee time cause I of course was running late.. Standard.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Q, that was easy money.
ReplyDeleteWhat time was your tee time?
ReplyDeleteTee was at 2:35,, not early at all. I was just slacking.. before hand.
ReplyDeleteYea celts +3.5 for 2nd half im not sure now
ReplyDeleteCeltics vs Lakers is going to be an intense finals. Should be a close series
ReplyDeleteI don't think Orlando laying down. They are down by 17, I can see them losing by 10 or 12. So I'd feel good about that one Q.
ReplyDeleteBoston Celtics 2nd Half +3½ -115 for a buck hehe
ReplyDeleteOh, you went with the Celts. I don't know man, I'd hate to think the Magic would lay down and lose by over 20, but I guess it could happen. That would be pathetic though.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably the reason they are losing. But something weird did happen during that Cavs series. Not sure about LeBron's mom getting banged by West.
ReplyDeleteOh, damn Q. You have the Celts + the points. I'm surprised the Celts were plus in the second half. Yeah, this looks good for you.
ReplyDeleteMarital obligations?
ReplyDeleteRight there is the problem. I don't like being obligated to do anything. It takes all the fun out of it.
Words of wisdom DG.
ReplyDelete*by* DG
ReplyDeleteQ:
ReplyDeleteYou have this half too. Congrats man. That's awesome.
I agree DG... anytime I am "obligated" to do something is when I decide I don't want to anymore.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWell they were plus cause they figured magic would get closer at least but doesnt look that way
ReplyDeleteYeah, I get the thinking, but that's still surprising. My eyes deceived me on your first comment about the half spread.
ReplyDeleteEither way, you won. So that's bad ass.
elfie, what about the obligation to take care of your kids?
ReplyDeleteI think that was for her to go spend time in AR with CBT. Like a weekend.
ReplyDeletenope. even he said that it was to fuck her.
ReplyDeleteI mean, a $1,000 to bang her one time? He's not that dumb.
ReplyDeleteI am not obligated to take care of my kids... I chose to have them and chose keep them therefore I CHOSE to take care of them.
ReplyDeleteSo have you done anything exciting this weekend Skeets?
ReplyDeleteCBT did say it was to fuck her the entire weekend. It's kind of like the super value sizing of hookers. If CBT just holds out a bit, she will be washed up and desperate so he could get her on clearance for $20 and crack.
ReplyDeleteFunny. That's eventually where her "career" will head if she doesn't get out of it.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to watch Casino. Except she is already way below the status Sharon Stone was at the beginning.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that movie didn't end too well for Sharon.
ReplyDeleteonce again, thank you dg for having a mind and memory as sharp as a tack (even tho youre just as flat headed). just kidding.
ReplyDeleteWho is this "she" you all are talking about?
ReplyDeleteI wonder hpw much drew has offered. I would bet money he asked her.
ReplyDeleteso dg, did you hear about that bigfoot picture contest in colorado?
ReplyDeleteI remember when he wrote awhile back that she was going out to New Jersey and he wrote it like he was a champion.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about Pam or Rylie, or Kyla, or whatever she calls herself this week.
ReplyDeletei bet drew went and had his whole body waxed just for her arrival. then he went and had all his fake gold chains re-dipped and even got a spray tan too!
ReplyDeletehow about we call her by her most known name? skank.
ReplyDeleteNo,but it makes me want to buy a monkey mask and get a picture of it peaking in a window.
ReplyDeletedo you remember a couple of years ago that guy said he caught an alien peeking in his window on camera?
ReplyDeleteI remember that.
ReplyDeletewhatever happened with that? was it a hoax or just a pervert dressed as an alien?
ReplyDeleteit would have been cool if that 'alien' ended up with a .45 between the eyes.
ReplyDeleteAt least they'd have a body to look at and do an autopsy on. Instead of just wondering if it was a big hoax.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeletei think we should set up motion activated cameras with motion activated guns and place bait where bigfoot has been spotted. then we can see just whats really going on.
ReplyDeleteRemember when there were mysterious lights above phoenix a few years ago and all the ufo enthusiasts went crazy over it? Then it turned out to be a hoax by some guy in scottsdale that sent flares up in balloons.
ReplyDeleteThat's a funny guy.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. and even to this day they still think it was ufos. just like the loch ness monster photo.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't believe that Lochness Monster pic? It looked so believable.
ReplyDeletethe fuzzy black and white pic that was hard to decipher to begin with?
ReplyDeleteYeah that one.
ReplyDeleteoh man, i thought that was a hand shadow puppet.
ReplyDeleteeven the crop circles were prven to be a hoax...yet people still fall for that shit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, those crop circles are jokes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the aliens called the farmers and told them they left some graffiti for them. Like they are in a gang.
ReplyDeletethere was this douche i worked with that i asked that same question to because he thinks the crop circles are real and he told me that they communicate thru telepathic powers to inform them of the locations of the crop circles. then i told him so why even have crop circles when they can communicate already? thats like calling somebody to let them know you wrote them a letter.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Good point.
ReplyDeleteyou know, people are just weird. really fucking strange. its hard to believe that we are the smartest animals on this planet.
ReplyDeleteok. im gonna watch the wolfman. wish me luck.
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up kinkyb!tch? So I guess the pic really was fitting. Sorry about your luck buddy.
ReplyDeleteshuddup, Sours. I figured it would be something along these lines when you said yesterday that you had a post about me. I think you used one like this already though...I'm trying to think of more marriage cliches you can use, but my mind is coming up with nothing.
ReplyDeletePretty sure there hasn't been a post with this data, this poll just recently came out.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on this weekend kinkyb!tch? Besides watching movies and thinking of other men?
ReplyDeletethe pic is making my head hurt, that swirly pattern. Are you trying to make me pass out, Spurs? I'm on to you...
ReplyDeleteYes. I'm actually trying to hypnotize you.
ReplyDeleteim about to head out in a bit, just got back from dinner a few hours ago. i frikkin missed the replay of the Lost pilot earlier today, I totally spaced it. Damnit. Tomorrow is the finale, so I will be glued to my TV all day. I can't wait. Youre missing out, Sours, missing out indeed.
ReplyDeleteI probably am missing out. Maybe one day in the future I will buy the seasons and watch them.
ReplyDeleteWhat is an alien exactly? It's all relative really.
ReplyDeletehey guys
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Astrid?
ReplyDeleteIDK.. just some of people here are immature and are stupid... I go back tomorrow..
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Have you had a good time there?
ReplyDeletespurs. I had a great time tonight though... I went to see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.. it was so much fun
ReplyDeletePhantom of the Opera? Nice.
ReplyDeleteyes... I want to see every play on broadway now... my roomates are out parting and I had to come back for once and get some piece
ReplyDeletepeace... i am drunk
ReplyDeleteHow much did you drink tonight?
ReplyDeletei dont remember... i don't care..
ReplyDeleteoverall i have had a good time.. just some of the people are annoying
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good. And what's up with the pic? Are you serious with that?
ReplyDeleteI was trying to start something with drew...
ReplyDeletei will change it to something else eventuallyl
ReplyDeletei think i might pass out soon...
ReplyDeleteWhat time do you leave tomorrow?
ReplyDeletei get home at 8 pm
ReplyDeleteAt least you can sleep in a little bit.
ReplyDeletemaybe
ReplyDeletei am falling asleep.. maybe i talk to you more tomorrows
ReplyDeleteYou should put that pic back up when Drew is around.
ReplyDeleteAll right, later on Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteLos Angeles Lakers 1st Half +1½ Thats the next one Spurs. I think they can win without the points.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteNice Q. Pretty ballsy being they are in Phoenix, but you are on a roll. And Kobe is probably going to come out aggressive now that the Celts are up 3-0.
ReplyDeleteNothing much, listening to some albums I got earlier.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. What did you pick up?
ReplyDeleteA bunch of Hip-Hop albums. Atmosphere, Brother Ali, Swollen Members, Lupe Fiasco, Living Legends, The Pharcyde and a few others.
ReplyDeletePharcyde?
ReplyDeleteNice.
You listen to them?
ReplyDeleteUsed to. A lot.
ReplyDeleteI've been listening to a lot of Hip-Hop lately. I pulled like 15 albums today, which is on top of an already large collection.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get the albums?
ReplyDeletePirate Bay, lol.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Yeah, I kind of figured that.
ReplyDeleteYou ever listen to Atmosphere at all?
ReplyDeleteNo, never have.
ReplyDeleteYou should check them out. One of my favorite artists. Their album "When Life Gives You Lemons...You Paint That Shit Gold" is really good.
ReplyDeleteI'll check them out sometime.
ReplyDeleteWell, for the most part, it's a guy named Slug who is behind the group.
ReplyDeleteWhat a name.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a stage name, obviously. Stands for Sean Likes Ugly Girls. Definitely different.
ReplyDeleteI kind of figured it was a stage name. Well, the hope would be no one would be named that.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get some sleep. I'll see you later, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteLater on EV.
ReplyDelete*Crickets.
ReplyDeleteYea Lakers looking like the play for the 1st half :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteQ:
ReplyDeleteDid you do anything for the second half?
Spurs yea I lost hehe I stuck with the lakers they had them at -2.5 2nd half
ReplyDeleteStill at an unbelievable percentage of winning Q.
ReplyDeleteYea its the best winning streak Ive ever had.
ReplyDeleteIt is a hell of a streak. You think Boston will finish the Magic tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteCheck out this immigration video.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-K29yENc8&feature=player_embedded
That was great. I should post that.
ReplyDeleteSo you excited about your trip tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteI hate the article used the phrase "marital obligations" like I am obligated to have sex with my husband.. fuck.. I wonder if a Mormon guy wrote this article.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say bra burner.
ReplyDeletespurs... my mom thinks the guys I have crushes on are ugly.. .
ReplyDeleteYou show her pictures or what?
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I said Astrid. Obligated is a bad word. It sounds similar to the word slave.
ReplyDeleteYou showed a picture of spurs to your mom?
ReplyDeleteI showed her pictures of them... one of them has a cat and he likes soccer too.. we talked about our cats some.. haha
ReplyDeleteSlave? Good one.
ReplyDeleteGee, another good one DG.
ReplyDeletewell.. she didn't say ugly, she said they weren't her cup of tea
ReplyDeleteWork was so slow tonight. Damn suns. I hope they never play on a Sunday again.
ReplyDeleteWhat time are you leaving tomorrow DG?
ReplyDeleteAround 4. It's about a 3 hour drive to the bates motel. So I will probably be around a little tomorrow night until the ambien kicks in because I want to be out the door by 5:30 and at the trail head by 7.
ReplyDeleteAt the trail head? Go get 'em cowboy.
ReplyDeleteugh...cowgirl.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised the bates motel has free wifi.
Yeah, I guess cowgirl would be right. And that is a little strange that hotel has wifi.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking about learning belly dancing to stay in shape.. I found a school that teaches it and burlesque, which I think also sounds fun..
ReplyDeleteIt's 54 for a six class punch card.. that isn't too bad
That's cheap.
ReplyDeletedo you think belly dancing sounds cool spurs? It's different from karate and stuff like that.. it would be completely new
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't do it, but I think it looks pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteSo did you wake up with a hangover today Astrid?
ReplyDeleteno i didn't have a hangout... i am mad i didn't wake up next to a hot guy though.. lol
ReplyDeleteSorry about your luck.
ReplyDeleteeven tho i hate o'reilly he did a pretty good segment on the az immigration law. this breaks it down in simple enough form for the idiots out there.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cDdXqz22v4
astrid, you should have told drew to meet you in nyc. im 110% positive he would have. he might even have rented a hummer to impress you.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even think about Drew and her hooking up. It seems like a match made in heaven.
ReplyDeleteAnd Anonymous, check your e-mail.
ReplyDeletewhy did you send me that pic of dg? thats not nice spurs.
ReplyDeleteHe does.
ReplyDeleteWhatever man.
ReplyDeletei doubt she does that with dogs in real life. that must be photoshopped.
ReplyDeletei bet astrid is thinking about where she went wrong and why didnt she hook up with drew.
ReplyDeleteGo Suns!
ReplyDeleteAstrid,
ReplyDeleteI took belly dancing before. It's fun! make sure you get a real jingly belt if you do it.
You took a class to learn belly dancing? How many classes like this do you take, and where do you take them?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a good win EV.
ReplyDeleteI hope they can at least make a series out of this. If they don't win, I'll have zero interest in watching basketball at all for the rest of the season.
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't watch the Lakers and the Celtics?
ReplyDeleteWho the hell, other than Laker or Celtic fans, wants to see those two teams battle it out for yet another fucking Championship? I would rather have seen a Thunder - Bucks finals than to see the Lakers or Boston play again.
ReplyDeleteObviously I should have included Laker and Celtic fans with a conscience. I like the Celtics, but no way in hell do I want to see them play for it again.
ReplyDeleteNeither do I. But if that happens, I'd go for the Celtics, even though I can't stand Garnett.
ReplyDelete