CBT sent me the pic of DG last week to post, but I figured I'd wait. And kinkyb!tch sent me the birthday pic. So in other words, these are two of the smallest, crappiest pics that have ever been posted.
Regardless, Happy Birthday DG. I have to say you looked decent when you were in your 20's. The pics from 40 yards out were a good idea.
I have this pic of FDG (fatdirtygirl) from back in the day? Whats so new?
ReplyDeleteWell dummy it's her Birthday.
ReplyDeleteshes a 40/60.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that mean?
ReplyDeletejust kidding, babe.
ReplyDeleteshe looks good from 40 feet away while doing 60 down the freeway.
ReplyDeleteYou've been calling DG babe a lot Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's what it means.
ReplyDeletewell, truth be told.....yup, her and i are dating.
ReplyDeleteThanks spurs. I didn't want my picture posted anymore. But to clarify, this pic was taken last April 2009.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's so small and it's been posted before DG, I didn't think it was a big deal.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I'd be pissed off at kinkyb!tch for saying you're 40. That's the only reason I thought this pic was in your 20's.
ReplyDeleteBut Happy Birthday DG.
ReplyDeleteHow long have you two been dating Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteher and i are going hiking tomorrow, then have a romantic picnic followed by mutual massages and skinny dipping in the water.
ReplyDeleteAnon, why did you out us? I wasn't ready to tell everyone yet.
ReplyDeleteAnon she will kick you to the curb cause she is very difficult
ReplyDeleteFunny. She doesn't go skinny dipping Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know Drew?
ReplyDeleteYeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, They come to snuff the rooster!
ReplyDeletedrew, you have to know how to get inside them. remember, the quickest way to a womans heart is straight thru her fucking chest!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I can tell.
ReplyDeleteNo, KB is part of my gang so I won't get upset with her. Plus, on my friend's 27th birthday I bought her wrinkle cream, nylon socks, and an Over the Hill balloon.
ReplyDeleteAlice in Chains now Drew? Not bad.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the way to a womans heart is through her vagina.
ReplyDeleteComing from celibate Skeets.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I'm not difficult. It's just the weak cannot handle me.
ReplyDeleteAnon, trust me when I say, she is a weird bird. DG is attracted to younger guys that she control. Once they have had there way she gets kicked to the curb, just sayin
ReplyDeleteThe way to a woman's heart is by playing mind games.
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeletedg, since our bdays are so close together, i bought us a cake. wanna see it?
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY DG! I think you are hot biatch.
ReplyDeleteAlthough you do realize that in AZ it is only 10:46 Sours.
Drew,
ReplyDeleteOf course I'm attracted to younger guys. I like them my age. Not old and washed up like you.
Yes Skeets, I realize that. I do know time. I was going to wait and post it at 2:00, but I know DG is going to be gone tomorrow, so I posted it earlier.
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeleteThanks elfie!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes anon, I want to see it.
And besides Skeets, it's Saturday on the site. It's 10:49 over at Drew's.
ReplyDeleteSpursy, you know I love Harvey Danger the most! "I'm not sick but I'm not well".
ReplyDeleteSpursy?
ReplyDeleteGAY.
So Drew, any big plans this weekend?
ReplyDeleteok dg, here you go:
ReplyDeletehttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/156651819_cc5bd48007.jpg
its cream filled too!
Wait....why does CBT have this picture in the first place?
ReplyDeleteGeeze Kay, you know it's alotta work lugging this heavy thang around all day.......
ReplyDeleteHe grabbed it from Drew's I guess. He sent it to me like ten minutes after I was going to post the other DG, and he didn't even know I was going to post something. Funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Drew? Guilt?
ReplyDeleteBroken dreams?
ReplyDeleteThat looks delicious. We can share the dick with each other.
ReplyDeleteof course. you take one end and i take the other. basically the usual position.
ReplyDeleteThe comments are messing up even more than before.
ReplyDeleteYou two should hook up with Drew.
ReplyDeleteWell, the count has been right DG, but when there's a bunch at the same time it takes awhile to post.
ReplyDeletei just threw up after i read that comment, spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm a keyboard warrior. I work 8 million hours and come the weekend, I have a 15 year old son. My weekend plans are to try and be the best father I can.
ReplyDeleteThey are posting out of order now.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew is going to want a piece of that cake.
You make good money this week Drew?
ReplyDelete8 million hours? You don't even have a job.
ReplyDeleteHe has a job.
ReplyDeleteAnon, what time are you coming over tonight to give me my real present?
ReplyDeleteok dg, ok...you talked me into it. for your birthday you can buy me this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thiers-issard.co.uk/spartacuswheatfieldebony.html
i know how sweet i am for having me in mind on your special day. you dont have to remind me.
As I chat with you all this evening, it's kinda my night out as weak as it may seem.
ReplyDeleteme and dg hooking up with jersey drew? yuck!
ReplyDeleteand dg, im cumming over right now. put on some frank sinatra and chill the miller lite.
You aren't hitting up Atlantic City anymore Drew?
ReplyDeleteNo Spursy, those days are over.
ReplyDeletethis is for you dg:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c&feature=related
it will be 'our' song.
Really? Tough times Drew, or did you just get sick of it?
ReplyDeleteI already bought that for you! I'm glad I knew exactly what to get you.
ReplyDeleteBut I lit the candles (white castle flavored) and I'm playing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
So cum over.....all over.....me.
I have pics of the girls from AC?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but did you just grab those pics, or did you actually take them Drew?
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteYou should put on your khaki cutoffs try synchronized swimming now that you are done with the Jersey Shore.
I'm sure he'll hit up the beach DG. It's just A.C. and the Craiglist whores are going to have to wait until the good times hit again.
ReplyDeleteSpursy: A mixture of both.
ReplyDeleteDG: Want to have makeup sex?
Anon: Spin off!
Spin off Anonymous!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Drew. I was feeling kind of guilty of eating an ice cream cone earlier and now I just threw it up.
ReplyDeleteor maybe we can listen to this while we relax in a post-coitus glow.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-Y_Vb0wsw
Do you DG. Stuff those cones and don't worry. You are always welcome in Casa Big Drew ;)
ReplyDeleteI have met William Hung. He is about as delusional as Drew is about having a job.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, you can take a trip to New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you meet him?
ReplyDeletecan you imagine william hung on coke?
ReplyDeleteOn a flight from phx to lax. As he was getting off the plane I asked if he was the real William Hung and he said yes and then continued on to say if I want to get a picture with him I have to wait until we are off the plane. I told him no thanks, I didn't want a picture.
ReplyDeletePerfect response DG.
ReplyDeletedg, you are a true heartbreaker.
ReplyDeleteYou know who else I met? Remember about 5 years ago a kid passing out during the big spelling bee? I remember knowing they were from Colorado Springs and I was flying there the next day. The odds of him being on my flight were slim to none. Sure enough, the next day him and his family were on the flight. As soon as I saw him, I asked if he was the one from the spelling bee. I embarassed him so bad at that moment.
ReplyDeleteI remember that kid.
ReplyDeletei remember that kid too. hes a great kisser!
ReplyDeleteYou kissed him Anonymous?
ReplyDeletei dont kiss and tell.
ReplyDeleteHere he is fainting...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06JUfkiMOVc
Yep, remember that.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was funny he got back up and spelled the word right.
ReplyDeleteI like how nobody helped him at all once he fell. I think he ended up with 2nd place.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he didn't win. And of course no one helped him up. Those little fucks are competitive.
ReplyDeletethis is a classic:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vFjjXu2klw
Was kip's black girlfriend in Napoleon Dynamite really a girl?
ReplyDeleteI think so, why? You don't think she was a woman? And what made you think of that?
ReplyDeleteI found some napoleon outtakes on youtube just now. I just have never been sure if she is really a girl.
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty sure she's a woman DG. But I can see where you could think otherwise.
ReplyDeleteWas that guy in the chair behind him sleeping? He had no reaction to him falling at all.
ReplyDeleteWhich kid?
ReplyDeleteCan someone please tell me why there's a condom hangin out my ass with some milky white substance filled in it? Also when I went to the bath room someone wrote "Tyrone was here" on my chest?
ReplyDelete***Happy Happy B-day DG :)***
ReplyDeletehappy birthday DG
ReplyDeleteDG has sexy legs.. how tall are you DG
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'-1".
ReplyDeleteyea rite
ReplyDeleteMidgets.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff "Spurs Fan."
ReplyDeleteI think she's 5'8" or 5'9" Astrid.
ReplyDeletehey spurs
ReplyDeletethat probably wasn't DG anyway... isn't she supposed to be hiking somewhere
ReplyDeleteThe rape comments have been rampant since that game.
ReplyDeleteGood one EV.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteComments not showing?
ReplyDeleteJust give it a minute, they'll show.
ReplyDeletethe weather here is awful
ReplyDeleteIs it raining or what?
ReplyDeletewindy and raining... every weekend has been terrible, it's not fair
ReplyDeleteYou should complain to Mother Nature Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'-12"
ReplyDeleteBest one I've seen so far
ReplyDelete"I was watching the game with LT and even he said Dragic raped the Spurs."
Well EV, if the Suns win a championship, by all means you and the other Suns fans can talk shit.
ReplyDeleteI am 5'-14"
ReplyDeleteNah, then we can talk about relevant championships. Until then, we can still talk shit about the teams we've beaten.
ReplyDeleteThe Suns won't be able to beat the Lakers and the refs. But neither would the Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be so confident about the Lakers at this point. They owned the regular season match-up, but they're also playing sloppy. If Jazz and Thunder can get two games on LA, the Suns can definitely get more.
ReplyDeleteTrue. But they'll need Lopez for sure. Or for Bynum to get hurt. Again.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, the officials will definitely play a role. Last two games they played it was like the Lakers were allowed to camp the lane however long they wanted.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I notice that whenever they play the Spurs too.
ReplyDeleteAlso, can't forget the Suns bench. After what they've done in this series so far, I don't know of any team in the West that has a more potent bench.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou aren't hitting up Atlantic City anymore Drew?
Big Drew said...
No Spursy, those days are over.
SPURS FAN said...
Really? Tough times Drew, or did you just get sick of it?"
Spurs, the last time Drew was in AC he had to crawl down a rope made of bedsheets to escape hotel security. They were gonna hold him until the check he wrote for his marker cleared, so he had to haul ass before the bank opened.
That sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on this weekend CBT?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteWait....why does CBT have this picture in the first place?"
I snatched it off Drew's site to prove to Spurs you really do have great legs, if of course that's really you, which I doubt.
Yeah, I don't think it's her. I think it's a stunt double.
ReplyDeleteI've been at an all day remote at a bridal expo. I've been pulling all the about to married guys aside and telling them to haul ass before they ruin their lives.
ReplyDeleteThat was on SAM 94.3, not Talk 97.1.
ReplyDeleteTeXxXa$ said...
ReplyDeleteno1 said happy mothers day to CBT so i will be the first :) No telling how many "love childs" he has.
Don't say bad things about pammys mother Wop. That's not nice. Reminds me of Rocket Tranny bringing up my dead mother. I went to the cemetary today and left flowers and 7 pennies (for the 7 years she's been in Heaven).
I just have the two daughters, MTQT. I think it's very sweet that you leave flowers for your mother.
Pam's momma is a nice lady, I just kinda got a vibe when talking to her that she was pretty much at a total loss about what to do about her daughter.
Anyway, Happy Birthday DG.
ReplyDeleteRemote Bridal Expo CBT?
ReplyDeleteSounds boring.
"Pam's momma is a nice lady, I just kinda got a vibe when talking to her that she was pretty much at a total loss about what to do about her daughter."
ReplyDeleteYou really need to kidnap Pam and take her back to her momma. Maybe you could end up having a foursome.
All I have to say is yummy!! DG looks good.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteNot much Spurs, just got back to Houston last night. About to go on a much needed vacation. What are you up to this weekend?
ReplyDeleteNot much man.
ReplyDeleteSo where are you going on vacation?
We are flying to Barcelona, and are going on a cruise around Spain. Should be interesting, even though I'm not big on cruises.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds fun. You ever been to Spain?
ReplyDeleteActually, I haven't, so I'm looking forward to it. Heard alot about the women!
ReplyDeleteYou should have a great time. I've heard it's really beautiful there.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it should be fun. I'm just looking forward to getting away, and a change of scenery will be nice. Perfect timing actually. Just had a friend tell me he got engaged, and for some damn reason every time I hear that shit it depresses the hell out of me. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny. I understand.
ReplyDeleteActally, didn't someone here just get engaged? DG?
ReplyDeleteNo, she didn't get engaged. I think you are thinking of Skeets, but that was all her just bullshitting around.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pam was engaged for a little while.
ReplyDeleteFigured by the time I'm 40 I'd be ready.
ReplyDeleteIs that the age you are shooting for?
ReplyDeleteNah, just sounded about right. Hell if I'm not ready then, I might as well give up.
ReplyDeleteGive up? Funny.
ReplyDeletedid you hear about the owner of the dodgers getting a divorce? he has to pay the broad almost a quarter of a million per month on top of having to pay almost half a million a month in mortgages. then shes trying to get half the team. talk about a raw deal.
ReplyDeletehttp://egotastic.com/image?path=1005/lucy-pinder-topless-picture-05.jpg&info=Lucy%20Pinder%20Topless%20Pictures%20from%20Picture%20Magazine
ReplyDeleteNow these are some titaays...
That's a ball breaker Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm not quite 5'8 Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSo how did the hiking go DG?
ReplyDeleteExcuse me. I mean The Real DG.
ReplyDeleteIt was good. I will be sore tomorrow but I think I have tonsilitis too so that kinda sucks.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. You never had your tonsils taken out?
ReplyDeletemeow
ReplyDeleteShogun > Machida.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I have had my nuts removed.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never have. But I've been having sinus problems for 3 weeks and now it hurts to swallow for the past few days. I thought that somehow I started getting allergies even though I've never had them.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on getting your nuts removed DG.
ReplyDeleteSo you going to go have them removed, The Real DG? Or are you going to be stubborn as usual?
ReplyDeleteBut then I realized that I just needed to change my pad and my sinuses might clear up. I tried that and it didn't work.
ReplyDeleteThanks, they were just so large that I donated them to someone less fortunate.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to get them removed or won't they just give me some antibiotics. I could be wrong too.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the name jacking? But that was nice of you.
ReplyDeleteSo now I'm stuck with a smelly meathole and a stuffy nose. I have run out of options.
ReplyDeleteOh, you did write that. Anyway, sorry the changing of the pad didn't work.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I still have my tonsils.
ReplyDeleteNo big deal. They must be bored.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I logged in, spurs. It makes it easy to figure out who the real me is.
ReplyDeleteSmart thinking.
ReplyDeleteSucks about the smelly meathole though.
ReplyDeleteHallo, I am from United States. What is this?
ReplyDeleteWould anyone like to see my Greg?
ReplyDeleteI yam yermen.
ReplyDeletehallo.. ich bin mude.. :(
ReplyDeleteOh well, I'm exhausted and I still have to drive home. Goodnight and thank you everyone for saying happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteThat's nice Astrid.
ReplyDeleteGood night DG. And Happy Birthday. You still have an hour left.
ReplyDeleteWait, what did you write Astrid?
ReplyDeleteShe said she's tired.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Spurs?
.
ReplyDeleteNot much EV, what are you up to?
ReplyDelete200
ReplyDeletePointless to go for 200 when no one on the damn board can tell what the hell is going on anyway.
ReplyDeleteNothing much. Was trying to get a view of the fight tonight, but it's probably too early.
ReplyDeleteI found out that the guy who had a shootout with cops on the west side was my cousins husband. You most likely don't know what I'm talking about since it was a local story, but it's been all over the news the last two days.
Well, I'm on my phone typing this, so it's hard for me to tell too.
ReplyDeleteDamn, a shootout with the cops? So is he in jail? Was there even a bond set for him?
ReplyDelete