Just wanted to wish Skeets, TeXaS and Bitchhog a Happy Mother's Day. And whoever else visits the site who's a mother too, Happy Mother's Day. Oh, and I guess Wopness deserves a Happy Mother's Day as well. Being he has a vagina and a kid, it's fitting.
And I tried to figure out a way to throw CBT under the bus on this post, couldn't figure out how to do it.
happy mothers day, ladies.
ReplyDeleteFor CBT, Mother's day happens to be a week-long affair.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Mother's day to all of the Mom's.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one EV.
ReplyDeleteThe calls in this game are horrible. (Cavs - Celts)
ReplyDeleteTold you.
ReplyDeleteHappy mother's day..
ReplyDeleteand how many kids does CBT have? I hope he got his nuts clipped..
Good one Suns in 4.
ReplyDeleteCBT did get fixed Astrid. That ol' dog was leaving too many strays in his path.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep during that game EV.
ReplyDeleteThanks Drew. No money on this one?
ReplyDeleteNope, shot my load on game 3
ReplyDeleteFunny way of putting it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs need to wake up. They keep giving up there lead.
ReplyDeleteBeen the same story every game. That and missed free throws.
ReplyDeleteI may dislike a few people but I certainly don't hate anyone but...........
ReplyDeleteSomething about Steve Nash and that cro-magnon face of his makes me want to punch it if I ever seen him in person.
Yeah, he makes me sick. Canadian needs to stick with chiming in on Canadian policies.
ReplyDeleteDamn Q, same thought at the same time.
ReplyDeleteAZ the foreclosure capital of the world?
ReplyDeleteSAS is a second half team right Spurs?
ReplyDeleteVegas is the foreclosure Capital of the world!
ReplyDeleteOh and whats up Sluts?
New Jersey isn't exactly a shining light of economic growth Drew.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Spurs are normally a second half team, but not in this round.
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey is garbage.. Trash in trash out.
ReplyDeleteNot much, spurz,, did you see Tiger woods pulled out of the players tournament today? Some bogus injury.. I think he's just pissed cause he wasnt playing well
...
ReplyDeleteHappy Mutha's day to all you male Mutha's....
DG
Happy belated bday...
And Spurs, your brother Bonner has just doubled his whole playoff total today....
- chef -
Yeah, I saw he pulled out. And I think that was a joke too.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CHEF? And Bonner had a decent game last game as well. He still sucks.
ReplyDeleteTony Parker needs to start.
ReplyDeleteHe did start this game. The last game too.
ReplyDelete... well if Boner is your only deep threat, you're screwed... but if he keeps hitting them, that opens up Giflopper and Mr. Longoria...
ReplyDeleteas well as Dunken...
so, just hopes your half brother keeps hittin' them, and we'll win it in 5 here in PHX...
- chef -
Good one CHEF.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did DG just take a shot at you and SAS?
ReplyDelete"Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteFor CBT, Mother's day happens to be a week-long affair."
That was truly fuckin' funny.
Hey CBT
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Big Un?
ReplyDeleteNash got the gash (ryhmed)
ReplyDeleteCall him the gashman
6 stitch knot. Someone beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's too bad he's back in the game.
ReplyDeleteI have a pic to post CBT regarding my name you gave me, "Big Un".
ReplyDeleteThat Big Un shit is gay.
ReplyDeleteAmare just kneed that dude right in the dome piece
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah he did. And he rocked Parker last game too.
ReplyDeleteThey need to start throwing Technical fouls at him for that crap
ReplyDeleteNash looks like a alien
ReplyDeleteHis wife is as chopped up as he is.
ReplyDeleteWTF! can't miss free throws at this point!
ReplyDeleteHaha thats funny spurz. Yeah nash's wife is beat looking for sure
ReplyDeleteTake that bitch!
ReplyDeleteSent from my Iphone
Get the brooms out
ReplyDeletethey should seriously take Nash out of the game
ReplyDeleteSTFU ANON! Plenty of time left.
ReplyDeleteEven the portland fail blazers got a couple w's
ReplyDeleteThat hurt
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of Nash to check in, nut you didn't need to write sent from iPhone. It doesn't do that when you type a comment from one.
ReplyDeleteSorry Spurs, its over. Los Suns!!!
ReplyDeleteLos Suns? Fuck that.
ReplyDeleteLos Spurs es los losers.
ReplyDelete(Any Spanish speakers? Was that close?)
Amare is retarded.... WOW
ReplyDeleteEh. We still got it. If not, I'll just be at Tuesday's game to watch the win at home. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnnnnnddd..game
ReplyDeleteF Richie's fat girl has sang.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDelete10.5sec...
great game so far...
- chef -
See you at the Lakers loss to the Suns, Chef. LOL
ReplyDeleteGeez Spurs, never figured you as a sore loser. That nickname Spurs might be a good one for ya.
ReplyDelete... swizzle swiffer sweeper...
ReplyDeletegeeyah...
errr... Sours I mean. I typo'd in my zel to post after that spectacular Suns win.
ReplyDeleteLake show will beat the suns for sure
ReplyDeleteThe Sours were supposed to beat the Suns too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteBring it.
Okay Frodo. Tough man fan.
ReplyDeleteThe Pacific on HBO up next
ReplyDeleteAwww Sours. You seem so sad, I almost feel sorry for you. I'm calling Rocket Queen to comfort you.
ReplyDeleteYeah Drew, I wanted to watch it, but my grandma doesn't have HBO. I dvrd it, so I can check it out tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWCF time.
ReplyDeleteNow watch all the San Antonio fans either fall off the face of the planet or become Laker fans.
I'm not that sad Frodo, i figured even if the Spurs won, they would have lost to the Lakers. As long as Bynum didn't get hurt. But yeah it would have nice to beat the Suns. Again.
ReplyDeleteI'm not falling off the planet, I'm cheering for the Lakers. And then Orlando or Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone can beat the Lakers..... and I don't know anyone can..... but high scoring run and gun like the old Suns is the only chance.
ReplyDeleteSo it oughta be a fun series, cause that's what they'll try.
See "or become Laker fans."
ReplyDeleteThat's true Frodo. And it should be a good series.
ReplyDeleteI think those dumb Mics from Boston wins.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I should get a "F Nik Richie" t-shirt. I'm sure he'll be at one of the games. LMAO
ReplyDeleteOr I should copy his "I Know Nik Richie" shirt.... and add at the bottom...
"And he's a douchebag"
Least I'm honest EV. But I hate the Lakers as well, so it's kind of tough.
ReplyDeleteI hate to even reply to a Big Drew post because I consider him persona non grata (look it up cell phone boy).... but.... can I just say.... I fucking HATE the Celtics. Hate hate hate.
ReplyDeleteYou think so Drew?
ReplyDeletei think the spurs are gonna do pretty good the rest of the season.
ReplyDeleteYou should make those shirts Frodo.
ReplyDeleteYou think they can beat the Lakers?
ReplyDeletethe spurs or the nets?
ReplyDeleteOh, you wrote the Spurs, I thought you wrote Suns. Smartass.
ReplyDeleteyou guys think Tiger is playing and isn't really injured.. I am hoping he is.. LOL
ReplyDeletewho are the spurs playing against next?
ReplyDeleteI like when Tiger talks to himself. LOL
ReplyDeleteTiger is in a world of shit. Even though that guy is super rich, I wouldn't trade places with him.
ReplyDeletetiger is probably never going to be at the caliber that he once was this time last year. hes been mindfucked too hard.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteare you drinking cognac tonight anon?
ReplyDeleteYeah, and that sucks for him.
ReplyDeletei would trade places with tiger. all that money cant buy you happiness but it can buy you alot of other shit that makes you content.
ReplyDeleteno im not, astrid. why?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he's far from content.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe CBT didn't write, "Happy Mommas Day!"
ReplyDeleteman....golf. who knew that the worlds richest athlete would be a golfer?
ReplyDeleteI don't even think CBT is that hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't surprise me. Golf is the most expensive, least stimulating sport ever created.
ReplyDeletei would say the least stimulating sport is bowling.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
ReplyDeletethe most expensive (as far as equipment cost) would probably be car racing like lemans or f1 formula. i could be wrong tho.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, ever been to an F1 race?
ReplyDeletei wish. i would like to one day see the monaco race.
ReplyDeleteYou ever been to one Frodo?
ReplyDeletethe lemans is a 24 hour race. well, there are other races that are 24 hours but lemans is a little bit cooler.
ReplyDeleteabout 4 years ago they were talking about doing monaco style f1 racing here in phx. i dont know what happened to that idea. it seemed to be pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI would rather go bowling than play golf..
ReplyDeleteI like the movie the Big Lebowski.. and white russians are good
ReplyDeletei like caddyshack. not really.
ReplyDeleteHouston had a Grand Prix race.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't like Caddyshack?
ReplyDeletei honestly think that would be cool. did you go to houstons grand prix?
ReplyDeletenah...it was lame toilet humor.
ReplyDeleteI've been to an F1 race, yeah. Here's what's cool about it.
ReplyDeleteYou know how powerful these cars are. You prepare yourself mentally. Yeah they're gonna be loud. Yeah they're gonna be wicked fast, amazing to see.
And then you go, and you find you weren't prepared. They are THAT loud and THAT amazingly fast. It almost blows your mind. Nothing can prepare you for how powerful these machines are.
No I didn't.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I know I was down on The Pacific midway through the series but that last few episodes have been pretty good. Make sure you watch tonight's episode, it was intense. Next week is the finale that looks to be killer.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mention racing because it's not an athletic sport.
ReplyDeleteWell, Golf isn't much of one, either. But, still.
ReplyDeletewell polo is an expensive sport. horse racing in general is expensive.
ReplyDeleteYeah Drew, I think it's great. I didn't know that John Basilone character was a true story.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen the entire movie Caddyshack.. It never interested me much I guess.. Happy Glimore is the best comedy about golf.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah...thats when adam sandler was funny.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really like the movie Big Daddy very much... I never understood why everybody liked it so much.... overrated .
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wasn't impressed with Big Daddy.
ReplyDeletebig daddy sucked. old school sucked hard. will ferrell got overexposed really fast.
ReplyDelete... and it had Jon Stewart in it.. total disappointment
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching SNL when ferrell left.. I always liked him.. Nobody can do a W Bush impression as good.
ReplyDeleteI still want to see Stepbrothers. But I heard that movie he did about going back in time sucked.
ReplyDeleteYes, he was great as Bush. I hadn't watched SNL in a long long time, but I caught some of it last night.
ReplyDeletei pretty much gave up on snl being funny again.
ReplyDeleteStep Brothers was good... That going back in time movie was OK.. I know some people really loved it. It's entertaining IMO, but there are better movies..
ReplyDeleteI see they are coming out with another SNL movie. That Macgruber crap.
ReplyDeleteanchorman was decent but it seemed like a long drawn out snl skit that loses humor midway.
ReplyDeletemy fav SNL movie is Ladies Man with Leon Phelps
ReplyDeletebest ferrel movie... Blades of Glory. That is a great movie..
ReplyDeleteI never saw Ladies Man.
ReplyDeleteYep, Anchorman did drag on for too long.
ReplyDeletesnl should stop doing movies. their track record isnt too great.
ReplyDeleteNo it's not.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live#Films
ReplyDeleteok...i will be back.
ReplyDeleteWayne's World and Blues Brothers were exceptions I suppose..
ReplyDeleteI never saw that Superstar one... but Corky Ramneo was funny as hell..
ReplyDeleteAnon is probably grilling..
Never saw Blues Brothers either.
ReplyDeleteI should go to bed soon so I can take my cat to the vet...
ReplyDeleteSo you're cat is still feeling bad?
ReplyDeletei want to make sure he is OK... I found a lump in his side, but from what I read online it's probably an infection from trauma there..
ReplyDeletetest
ReplyDeleteoh man, I thought for sure Spurs would block all AZ commenters after that game.
ReplyDeleteSours, you better not cheer for the Lakers, come on. All the shit you used to give MP. No way.
ReplyDeleteYeah, better to be safe Astrid.
ReplyDeleteCrap, I missed DGs birthday!! DG, hope you are not mad I told everyone your real age. You look good for 40 though. Hope you had a Happy Birthday!! =)
ReplyDeleteSours-Suns in 6 vs. the Lakers.
Block commenters? Funny kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHe probably has cancer, Astrid. Just let him go. Or sell him to the nearest chinese food place, you may as well make a buck or two off of him.
ReplyDeleteSins in 6? Okay kinkyb!tch. I was going to ask how your weekend was, but I see you spent it drinking.
ReplyDeleteSours, have some faith. You didn't think the Suns would sweep the Spurs but what happened?
ReplyDelete*Suns* May as well be Sins though.
ReplyDeleteSo besides being devestated tonight Spurs, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteTrue kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI thought RQs joke about that guy's eye was funny. I don't know where she finds these uptight people at, but she needs to come hang out with me. We would have a blast!
ReplyDeleteFine kinkyb!tch, thanks. Out at my grandma's house. Went to a resort for brunch today with my parents and grandma. How was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteI don't care for Will Farrel, I can't see how people find much of his stuff that funny. Maybe I feel that way because he seems so awkward on screen and is a bad actor. I know he doesn't do serious roles, but most of his characters suck, or at least the way he plays them.
ReplyDeleteI did think he was pretty funny in Old School, though. Step Brothers was alright.
it was cool. I saw my moms today as well. I normally don't like this day, Warden's mom and stepmom both died so it's a sad day for him, but he is starting to like it more. Too bad my dog does not count as a kid and I cannot get presents for this day, too.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to sound thug and say moms instead of mom. It just looks like a typo though, huh? Dang it.
ReplyDeleteVizzle, did you spend time with your moms today, too?
ReplyDeleteYou're a thug kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteyou know now that I think about it, I am pissed that my dog doesn't count as a kid. I feed him, provide a roof for him, buy him toys, house trained him, take him for walks...I mean all he needs to do is talk and that is a human. And technically, babies do not even talk, so him not talking just=I have a baby. I should've got a present (or 10) today.
ReplyDeleteWhat a crock.
I caught that, kb. And I did.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you see that fashion photoshoot Kobe did?
That is a crock kinkyb!tch. You should even get tax benefits too.
ReplyDeleteI saw a couple of pics EV. Gay looking. Maybe I should post them, that way you scummy Suns fans can berate him.
ReplyDeleteNow there is an idea, Sours. Maybe I will make you a part of my campaign team when I run for Congress. Eazy will defintely be on staff as well, so then I can get the stoner votes.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what happened to Ginobli tonight? I'd say his nose was in the way but if Nash could play with one eye open, he should've been able to see over that mountain just fine.
ReplyDeleteScummy? Spurs fans are scummy.
ReplyDeleteThat shit is hilarious. The second outfit could NOT have been aimed at a male demographic.
The photoshops people are making with those pics are epic.
I haven't seen any of the Photoshop pics EV.
ReplyDeleteSpurs say it isnt so, you are not going to cheer for the Lakers..... Are you?
ReplyDeleteWho are you going to be a fan of now that the spurs no longer exist? And why don't they exist? Because they LOST! Did they even put up a fight? Nope.
ReplyDeleteThe Spurs were the bane of the Suns untill this year. Spurs I cant believe you are going to root for the Lakers , hopefully a full nite of sleep will clear your head. heeh
ReplyDeleteThanks for the sincere wishes, Spurs! and Happy Belated 25th Birthday to DG!
ReplyDelete25th birthday for DG? Hell, I thought she was looking good for 38, but now I know she's a little rough for 25.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThey no longer exist? What, did the franchise fold?
Q:
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll know for sure once that series starts.
No problem Bitchhog. Hope things are going good for you.
ReplyDeleteThank BH.
ReplyDeleteCBT: You already used that line 5 times. You are beyond the limit. Please refrain from using that yet again in the future.
Spurs: They might as well.
Whatever. And I don't know if you saw, but Francis and Rocket Queen dropped by on your birthday post to wish you a Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteI should have deleted their comments.
I did see that. And I found RQ's comment funny even though it was all about her. I don't mind laughing at her expense for my birthday.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's nice to have brought Francis back from the grave for a second to say Happy Birthday. Not even my grandparents did that.
Your grandparents didn't wish you a Happy Birthday? They probably forgot. Did your parents wish you a Happy Birthday? If not, it might have something to do with your attitude. And I've been thinking. If this site is still around this time next year, you won't be getting a Happy Birthday from me. Sorry to ruin your day.
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ReplyDeleteI should delete your comment and take 200.
ReplyDeleteMy grandparents are dead Spurs. Plus my one grandma was in a nursing home all of my life and never knew who the hell I was. I used to paint her nails every christmas and she would just stare at me in confusion.
ReplyDeleteAnd you not saying happy birthday to me next year? Yeah, I'm sure I will lose alot of sleep over that one.
I'm sure you will. And thanks for the depressing story about your grandparents and grandma.
ReplyDeleteI was never close to my grandparents. I was such an afterthought with the age gap between me and the rest of the family, that I am the forgotten one.
ReplyDeleteI remember at christmas my mom would buy me a present from 'grandma' and I remember being confused when I was real little because I figured if she didn't know who I was, why was she getting me a present?
You should sell your story to Lifetime DG. And they can dramatize it a lot by then delving into your obsession with young boys. That's like Movie of the Week material.
ReplyDeleteOh, speaking of boys. I met this guy yesterday who I thought was 30. Turns out he is 40. Unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway, I had this dream about him that I went out with him and we pulled a nik and shayne and got married right away. Then he moved all of my stuff to his place and it turned out to be a shack and he had like 8 kids under 3 he wanted me to take care of. Then he turned into another guy I met recently who was just sloppy nasty. Then finally I woke up.
It was really scary.
Maybe that dream can be on the next Nightmare on Elm Street movie. Sounds so scary.
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