Thursday, May 20, 2010

Paris Hilton's Flat Ass



I really have no use for Paris Hilton other than her making a sex tape, but I figured this pic would be perfect after the video below. This was taken at the Cannes film festival. I guess she was trying to draw attention to herself, which is so unlike her. Anyway, she has a terrible ass.

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  1. That's what I thought CBT. I remember in her sex tape she actually had one.

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  2. Hey CBT, ever find out anything on that DVD?

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  3. Yeah it is Oz. She had some nice tits in that sex tape too. I wonder if they went to hell too?

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  4. SPURS FAN said...

    Yeah it is Oz. She had some nice tits in that sex tape too. I wonder if they went to hell too?

    i didnt think so

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  5. You thought she was nasty in that video or what?

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  6. I never saw her video. Am I missing out?

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  7. It was all right. It's been about 5 years or so since I've seen it.

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  8. When is yours coming out kinkyb!tch? Maybe you can be like Kendra and make some loot off it.

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  9. Maybe. But you can be damn sure I won't be trying to have a baby to save my marraige if the Warden gets pissed like her's did. Like he didn't know she was whore before he married her, come on now.

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  10. I'm really hoping this is photoshopped 'cause it just looks weird. She has money, she could've got it fixed if this is real.

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  11. Very true. She fucked Hugh. If that wasn't a turn off for him, why is he getting pissed about a sex tape?

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  12. I was thinking it might be photoshopped too, but I don't think it is.

    And you see what I did on the first two lines in the comment above?

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  13. those dont even qualify as ass cheeks. those are more like misplaced kneecaps.

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  14. is that black dude drinking st. ides out of a wine glass?

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  15. I don't know man, but I like his hat.

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  16. I never saw her sex tape either.

    No Spurs no word on a DVD yet. Of course it exactly been at the top of the list of my priorities lately.

    Anyway, I'm headed off to get hammered, then I leave out for LR early in the morning.

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  17. I don't think Jesse James would be too happy to see a black dude in a pic with a white chick.

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  18. What are you going to Little Rock for CBT? Drug deal?

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  19. OH there were some recent topless pics of Paris posted on one of the Celeb gossip sites, Egotastic, maybe, a few weeks ago. She still has nice tits.

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  20. "SPURS FAN said...

    What are you going to Little Rock for CBT? Drug deal?"

    No Spurs. I need to get away from Flo, go see my youngest daughter, bang her mother and hang out with some friends.

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  21. yeah dude thats like bangin a giraffe with no head game, and a cell phone

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  22. "SPURS FAN said...

    Trouble with Flo CBT?"

    No dude, I just need a break. My last wife expected me to disappear at least one weekend a month and Flo's the first woman since then that's actually lived with me. Just time for some space.

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  23. I am going to kill Brimley!!!! Then CBT

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  24. Anyway, I'm out for awhile. Later freaks.

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  25. Spider Bear, your web of lies are going to come back and bite you in the ass with Flo.

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  26. "The Beetus said...

    I am going to kill Brimley!!!! Then CBT"

    Good luck with that. Better men than you have tried and I'm still here.

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  27. "The Beetus said...

    I am going to kill Brimley!!!! Then CBT"

    Good luck with that. Better men than you have tried and I'm still here.


    I am not man, i am THE BEETUS

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  28. "SPURS FAN said...

    Spider Bear, your web of lies are going to come back and bite you in the ass with Flo."

    So a woman leaves me because she's pissed I won't act right. She ain't the first and probably won't be the last. Women are like ups, there's always a new one pullin' into the lot.

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  29. "SPURS FAN said...

    Good one CBT."

    Which one?

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  30. "Women are like ups, there's always a new one pullin' into the lot."

    That one.

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  31. Not only is cbt living with a girl, he is fucking his ex on the side all while being engaged to some girl in Georgia.

    Come on cbt, can't you for once just tell one story that is somewhat believable?

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  32. He's like the Hugh Hefner of the Ozarks DG.

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  33. And you know his fiancee has been celibate this whole time while CBT is out banging every inbred around. And taking pics with their daughters.

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  34. His so-called life has more twists and turns than the last 6 seasons of Desperate Housewives.

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  35. I wonder which granddaughter he is going to visit.

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  36. Does Big Momma (CBT's sister's nickname) have any daughters?

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  37. She does. We already saw a picture of his great niece. Her name is Flo. Wasn't he saying that her real name is no longer mandi?

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  38. Yes, and that she works somewhere else.

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  39. "Women are like ups, there's always a new one pullin' into the lot."

    CBT's woman are like santa claus, grandpa keeps tellin the youngins they exist, the youngins know better but let him keep telling them his stories

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  40. Or maybe she works there and Mandy really isn't her name. I don't remember exactly what he wrote.

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  41. I remember him making a big deal about how her name is spelled mandi with an i.

    In all reality, cbt probably lives in an old folks home. His stories remind me so much of Tom from Tall Hot Blond.

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  42. I don't think he lives in and old folks home, but I think Flo might be make believe. But as I've written before, it's entertaining even if he is making it all up.

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  43. And now that anon stalked him her name is no longer mandi and she doesn't happen to work at the same place he originally said which makes all of his stories of going to this bar he always hangs out at a lie since he always says she is working.

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  44. Anon Stalked his whole life on the boardwalk

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  45. Bret Michaels - RIPMay 20, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Bret is gone for real this time

    RIP Bret we miss you!

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  46. You are really picking apart the story of CBT DG. You should have been part of the Warren Commission.

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  47. I wonder how much more crazy his stories can get.

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  48. i wonder if he still sits in the 'boyfriends corner'? AH HAHAHAHA!!!

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  49. Bret's still not dead. Sorry to disappoint you.

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  50. "i wonder if he still sits in the 'boyfriends corner'?"

    Funny.

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  51. i think he really sits in the 'lonely creepers corner'.

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  52. his bloody marys even have a string hanging out of the glass.

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  53. Gross man. And he just drinks it all up and starts telling his stories to everyone who will listen.

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  54. then a blood clot slides down his throat and he just writes it off as old tomato juice.

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  55. CBT probably spent most of his 20's and 30's in prison followed by a drug addiction and bad credit and he probably owes 100k in back child support from the 3 girls he knocked up before going to prison.

    Now he just sits alone at some dive bar thinking about what could've been and then comes home and types up all his fantasies here.

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  56. Is that how you think his life played out DG?

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  57. I'm really bad at giving my dog different names instead of just cocoa. I call him cocoa puffs, cocoa bean, cocoa krispies, etc.

    But lately he has been on a growing streak and he is really scrawny looking so now I'm in the habit of calling him cokehead and responds to like he knows it is his name.

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  58. i think he wasnt really in the army. i think he was a scout master but was fired for inappropriate touching. then went on to being a lot attendant for a used (very used) car dealer then moved on to lying about having a journalism degree from NYU and landed this gig at Radical Radio.

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  59. Cokehead? That's a great name for a dog. That's funny.

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  60. Nah, I'm pretty sure he was in the Army.

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  61. yeah...maybe a potato peeler. 4 years peeling taters. what a way to be all you can be.

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  62. What up cunts? hahahaha Slunts? I'd let Paris be my sugar momma any day,, ass or no ass.. Ride that gravy train.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmk.

    Watched the show community tonight. hilarious.


    mmmmmmmmmmmmk

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  63. Hey spurs have you seen the trailer for Wall street part two? Movie looks pretty badass.

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  64. Yeah, and it great reviews at the Cannes Film Festival. I think I will actually go see that the movie.

    And Bud Fox makes an appearance, so that's great.

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  65. Yeah I read that about bud fox too. Pretty sick. "Greed is good" Awesome

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  66. Spurs, while eating beef jerky do you prefer to suck on it or chew it?

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  67. I thought he said Mandi worked at the diner, which I thought was different than the Arena.

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  68. The reviews were also stated that Gecko is a bad ass again in this movie Fl Anonymous.

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  69. What kind of question is that DG?

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  70. I think you're right kinkyb!tch. Way to go secretary.

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  71. I just noticed the black creeper guy looking at Paris wearing a neon trucker hat backwards chilling in the background drinking wine. Random

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  72. He said Flo was a bartender and has been there too drunk and she has told him to go home. So it has to be a bar because who would get that drunk in a diner?

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  73. Yeah, that hat is sweet. I need to get one like that.

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  74. Just doin my job, Sours. Like earlier when I confirmed through my records that Elvie Skeets is Jesse James. Or is Jesse Elvie? Whatever, they are one in the same and oddly enough, do have a different sense of humor. Must suck for the person behind the keyboard. Should I laugh at Elvie's joke or stay quiet? Should I slap Jesse for that remark or kiss him? Geez. Take your Prozac already.

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  75. a redneck, that's who, Dg.

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  76. The kind where you ask something to get an answer kind of question.

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  77. oh man, I just saw new still shots of Kendra's new video. I think I want to watch this tape when it comes out.

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  78. I was thinking it was a stupid question DG, but I'll think about the way you explained.

    Well, just thought about it. Yep, stupid question.

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  79. Yeah, it was before her fake boobs kinkyb!tch.

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  80. Is this a site where I can no longer ask pointless questions? Why can't you just answer the question? Some people prefer to suck all the juices out of it and then chew it up and other people just chew and then swallow. I was just curious what your method was.

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  81. And I never asked what you thought of the question.

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  82. d'oh! you meant beef jerky, nevermind. I chew and swallow.

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  83. Depends on the type of jerky DG.

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  84. I suck and swallow. I don't like letting good meat to to waste.

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  85. http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/hail-storm-hits-oklahoma-19917666

    crazy hail storm. We get crazy tropical storms but damn.. It looks like bombs dropping. Imagine how many cars got fucked up in that storm.

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  86. Damn, that video gets nuts at a minute and a half.

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  87. DG, you can ask all the questions your little heart desires. That doesn't mean they are going to get answered though.

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  88. I saw that video a couple days ago.

    It was funny because a guy I know lives in oklahoma and I was reading his status msgs. First he was excited a storm was coming. Then he said he is going out to get a first look and hopefully see a tornado. Next message was him being pissed his truck had so much hail damage.

    If only he would've stayed home and left his truck in the garage.

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  89. Why don't you want to answer? Does it make you feel gay that you prefer to suck beef jerky too?

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  90. That sucks for that dude. We get crazy storms here.. No bombs dropping like that.. but especially late in season in summer at night our sky's light up like the 4th of July. Awesome lightning and thunder shows.

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  91. I like seeing lightning storms.

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  92. Lighting storms are sick.. Mixed in with loud ass thunder.. It's like the sky is opening up.

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  93. "Anonymous said...
    i think he really sits in the 'lonely creepers corner'."

    Dude, you're the one calling people in Mountain Home, stalking me. That's just fucking strange. After someone called my job a few months back, I decided that I could tell my story, but that it would be wise to change up the details. Flo's real name does end with an "i", she does work in a bar here, there is a boyfriend's corner there.

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  94. "DG said...
    I saw that video a couple days ago.

    It was funny because a guy I know lives in oklahoma and I was reading his status msgs. First he was excited a storm was coming. Then he said he is going out to get a first look and hopefully see a tornado. Next message was him being pissed his truck had so much hail damage.

    If only he would've stayed home and left his truck in the garage."

    There are only three garages in Oklahoma. Everyone else lives in a trailer.

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  95. You smoking the pipe again tonight?

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  96. "SPURS FAN said...
    You smoking the pipe again tonight?"

    Depends. Is Anonymous gonna call Jesus and tell on me?

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  97. There isn't shit on TV tonight. Love the these last two posts Spurs.

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  98. What's up Drew? Glad you liked them.

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  99. Spurs, what Anonymous has done has taken a source of amusement away from you. I am no longer comfortable telling y'all about all the fucked up shit I do because Anonymous might call the Mayor of Gassville and tell on me.

    I enjoyed sharing the trials and tribulations of my fucked up life with y'all because I had no other way to get shit off my chest. Fart in this town after lunch and everyone here will know what you ate 2 hours later.

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  100. CBT, it's almost 9:00pm. Why are you not a sleep yet?

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  101. Yeah, I kind of figured you'd feel that way CBT, but I wouldn't even worry about it man.

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  102. Hey Drew, how was the gym last night? You plan on ever going back?

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  103. "Big Drew said...
    CBT, it's almost 9:00pm. Why are you not a sleep yet?"

    It's almost 10 and I'm aw2ake because there's still some of the pint of Uncle Jim I been sippin' on left.

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  104. Fuck Anon CBT! We all have fucked up lives. The fact that he /she is here say's the same

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  105. "SPURS FAN said...
    Speak for yourself about the fucked up life Drew."

    Dude. You work, watch basketball and blog. That's not fucked up? Shit at least Drew and I are honest about being fucked up. Remember when you were and green pea and you went over to the used car department for the first time? There were two old, disgruntled vetran car guys who smelled like whisky, cigars and good cologne over in the corner, gambling on something and they scared you a little, right? Well, Drew and I aren't them. We were both smart enough to bail before we did become them.

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  106. Megyn Kelly from The Factor is hot!

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  107. Let me clean up what CBT just said.

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  108. haha...Drew, almost all of us on here actually have normal lives. Most of us have jobs, we don't scam people, we don't fly 1500 miles to see someone we casually said hi to on fb, we don't resort to hookers, etc.

    Like spurs said, speak for yourself.

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  109. "DG said...
    haha...Drew, almost all of us on here actually have normal lives. Most of us have jobs, we don't scam people, we don't fly 1500 miles to see someone we casually said hi to on fb, we don't resort to hookers, etc.

    Like spurs said, speak for yourself."

    You might actually be the only sane person in this enuthouse. That's means that you are our keeper.

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  110. Our Nurse Ratchett, so to speak.

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  111. I like how CBT acts like him and Drew are ballers. Drew's 100 pounds overweight, CBT's a booze hound, and they both bullshit the fuck out of everyone about their tales with chicks.

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  112. Another time on what CBT said....

    DG: You come on here like you are all perfect, (not) and spew all this redirect on how perfect your life is. When was the last time you had a relationship that lasted longer then that fruit cake in your section 8 kitchen with all the empty beer cans?

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  113. DG does live in Section 8 housing, that's true.

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  114. "SPURS FAN said...
    I like how CBT acts like him and Drew are ballers. Drew's 100 pounds overweight, CBT's a booze hound, and they both bullshit the fuck out of everyone about their tales with chicks."

    I never said Drew and I were ballers. Drew's home way more than he's out and I only drink liquor when I'm stressed.

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  115. Everyone: (all 4 of us), Go out with DG on a date and experience the "check list". She will take your inventory before the busboy fills your water glass!

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  116. Have you been stressed the last few nights CBT?

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  117. What are you talking about Drew? empty beer cans?

    I never claim to be perfect but I don't hire hookers, I don't do drugs, I save money, I go out occasionally, drink occasionally, travel occasionally, and I keep a few good friends around. As for relationship, I've been seeing the same guy for a few months now. I just choose not to talk about him on here.

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  118. DG goes through 22 year old frat guys like shit goes though a goose, but let me knock up a coouple of 20 year old girls and I'm a bad guy?

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  119. Tell the truth DG. You're seeing 3 guys. One of which you are engaged to.

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  120. Word on the street is Drew and CBT just booked a trip together for a vaca at a nudist colony. Two old naked dudes just hanging out.. That's cute guys. Congrats

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  121. SPURS FAN said...

    I like how CBT acts like him and Drew are ballers. Drew's 100 pounds overweight, CBT's a booze hound, and they both bullshit the fuck out of everyone about their tales with chicks.


    Nailed it

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  122. I do have to say I don't think CBT is completely bullshitting about his chicks. It might be embellished some.

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  123. DG, it's tough for me to slam you because I sorta belive you're like this: "I never claim to be perfect but I don't hire hookers, I don't do drugs, I save money, I go out occasionally, drink occasionally, travel occasionally, and I keep a few good friends around. As for relationship, I've been seeing the same guy for a few months now. I just choose not to talk about him on here."

    I buy into DG's bullshit. I bet she farts Lilac.

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  124. CBT already went out and bought Fat Drew a matching bandanna to wear.

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  125. Rock Jaw:
    You have selective memory. On the other hand, I have a memory like an elephant (also hung like one). Remember your rant about a date a couple of months ago and your text convo? Seems to me that your soap box is wobbly.

    You come at me pretty harsh and because I am comfortable in my own skin I laugh it off. You seem to have taken the truth personal. Don't throw rocks when you live in a glass house Dirty Girl.

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  126. "SPURS FAN said...
    I do have to say I don't think CBT is completely bullshitting about his chicks. It might be embellished some."

    See, Spurs understands because he was in the car business and met guys like Drew and me. We have a gift for bullshit that overcomes our looks and age. I bet Drew gets more tail when he's out huntin' because, from the pictures I've seen, he ain't all that picky. I'm thinking the requirements are pulse and a vagina, pulse occasionally optional.

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  127. Drew's problem is it's hard to find a girl that isn't picky either.

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  128. The above post was removed for an attack of Pelicanitis. It was edited to read like English, no content was changed.

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  129. I think most of us lead pretty normal lives... mine is so normal it leans towards monotony.

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  130. Juliet Huddy from the factor is hot!

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  131. "SPURS FAN said...
    Glass houses DG, glass houses."

    Very good Spurs, very classy.

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  132. Yeah used car salesmen pull major talent. Pussy flows for car salesmen. Hell when I'm at the bar a chick ask me what I do.. I say baby I'm a car salesman.. Panties drop.. (Sarcasm)

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  133. Not much Skeets, what are you up to?

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  134. I was just following up with what Drew wrote CBT.

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  135. Everyone is in bed at my house... it was my little man's b-day, we went out to dinner with my family and he opened presents before crashing out in the car on the way home. He had a good day.

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  136. That's cool Skeets. How old is he?

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  137. DG: I have bumped into your type. Middle aged girl that year by year is going down hill. Most probably a starlet in her earlier years that can't cope with aging. Still trying to grab a twenty something dude only to get blown off after the first date cause he played you out after getting his wad sucked off!

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  138. He's turned 9 at 6:29 pm today... just so happened that the restaurant brought out the flan (we were at a mexican restaurant) with the candle in it and sang to him at exactly that time.

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  139. That's cool Skeets. Well, tell him I said Happy Birthday. When he asks, "Who?", just tell him nevermind.

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  140. "Elfie said...
    I think most of us lead pretty normal lives... mine is so normal it leans towards monotony."

    I really wish mine was normal.

    My second wife stutters so profoundly, she only talked when there was something important, like the house was on fire or dinner was ready. She also collected stray animals, in the city of Little Rock. We had 11 cats, 4 dogs, a half dozen or so turtles and a babby possum at once. I suggested we just get a goat and monkey and complete the menagerie. She said in all seriousness, "G-g-g-g-oats ah-ah-ah-are il=la-la-la-leg-g-g-gal in th-th-the ci-ci-cit-ta-ta-tee. Ma-ma-ma-monkeys sta-sta-stink and ja-ja-ja-jack off".

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  141. Whats the new scam of the month Drew?

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  142. Drew, how drunk are you? What date? And the text convo I posted last October I think was not a date but a conversation from a guy who put his number in my phone and then called his to have mine.

    So much for your drunk as memory.

    Drew, you are middle age. For the last time I am nowhere near your age and the guy I am seeing is 30 which is right in my age category. You have never met a girl like me because a girl like me would never give a guy like you the time of day.

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  143. Elfie: sorry to come on here and fight with others on this special day of your family.

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  144. Yeah I'll be sure to tell him.
    I'm now buying my books for the summer semester... I registered for 2 8 wks classes.

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  145. "Anonymous said...
    Yeah used car salesmen pull major talent. Pussy flows for car salesmen. Hell when I'm at the bar a chick ask me what I do.. I say baby I'm a car salesman.. Panties drop.. (Sarcasm)"

    It works better than architechtural design. I bet you own an argyle sweater vest or two, don't you?

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  146. CBT,

    Your wife was a product of inbreeding. What did you expect?

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  147. What classes you taking Skeets?

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  148. Hey Drew. I do believe you're right.

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  149. That's a different Anonymous CBT. That's Fl Anonymous. AZ Anonymous always writes in lower case.

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  150. My second writing class and human bio/nutrition

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  151. Dirty Girl:
    "G-g-g-g-oats ah-ah-ah-are il=la-la-la-leg-g-g-gal in th-th-the ci-ci-cit-ta-ta-tee. Ma-ma-ma-monkeys sta-sta-stink and ja-ja-ja-jack off".

    LMAO you Lane Bryant model!

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  152. CBT, honestly I would be more impressed with a guy if he did architectual design rather than selling used cars.

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  153. "DG said...
    CBT,

    Your wife was a product of inbreeding. What did you expect?"

    No DG, she wasn't. She had a crazy woman for a mother and guy life smooth ran over for a dad.

    Speaking of normal: I've had two Fathers-in-law, the first was named Homer Ivy and the second was Johnny Cletus Henshaw.

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  154. Johnny Cletus?

    There was some inbreeding somewhere in that family tree.

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  155. "DG said...
    CBT, honestly I would be more impressed with a guy if he did architectual design rather than selling used cars."

    First you need to know how to spell architectural before you find one, LOL!

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  156. Once I start posting pictures of guys bragging that they won't stop calling me just for commenter approval, then call me fucked up. When I get caught by other people figuring out I bought him off of craigslist, call me really fucked up. Once I don't have a job, an ex who put out a restraining order on me, and an online obsession with a guitar player that had one hit, just rename me Drew.

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  157. Drew, you are the last one on here other than DJ that has any right to bring up typo's, you old washed up drunk.

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  158. "FAN said...
    Johnny Cletus?

    There was some inbreeding somewhere in that family tree."

    My 2nd ex's, the one that stuttered, name was Starla. She was 10 years younger than me and her mother was ten years older, both beautiful women. And no I didn't bang my mother-in-law, but she always claimed Bill Clinton did. Hmmm Jeannie was from Leslie, a bit of double blood's possible there.

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  159. How long were you with Stuttering Starla CBT?

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  160. I've met plenty of car salesmen. I just never met one I liked. They are bullshitters and they have an ego much larger than they deserve.

    Intelligence is much more impressive to me.

    Example: You and Drew.

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  161. Not a typo Fat Ass, simply ignorance

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  162. "SPURS FAN said...
    How long were you with Stuttering Starla CBT?"

    20 years. She has the house, the dogs and the 5 Series.

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  163. That was an obvious typo Drewl.

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  164. One of my books is $150 mother f'r... and it's the first semester they are using this edition so no used

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  165. That's right CBT, that's the one who's husband you thought you killed right?

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  166. Elfie, I am stuck with 7 books I couldn't sell because new (scam) editions were coming out.

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  167. yeah... bump that ish man. The textbook industry is a flippin rackett man.

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  168. Drew,

    Does it bother you that I'm not an alcoholic, like you? Or that I can date without paying people? Or that I'm not 100 lbs overweight like you? Or that I'm that younger than you? Or that I actually have a job unlike you?

    It's really hard to insult someone when deep down you know you have nothing on them, isn't it? Now give up and walk away. How about live on New Jersey time and pass out instead of my time zone for once, loser.

    Or we can carry on, I'm ok with it either way.

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  169. It is. I buy the books off Amazon or Ebay. Saves money.

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  170. It's funny that Fat Drew just called somebody else a Fat Ass. Ironic?

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  171. They never got married. He died a couple of weeks before they were getting married, during a conversation with me. From some reason, she hasn't spoken to me since then. No clue why.

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  172. I am stuck with several books already

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