PAYSON, Ariz. -- Following a three-week investigation, Payson police detectives arrested a 94-year-old man for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault and child molestation.
The investigation began after it was alleged that Dale Warren Graham was found in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to his genital area over his pants, according to Payson Police Chief Donald Engler.
Investigators determined that Graham had contact with young children and inappropriately touched at least two of them. The potential victims' ages range from 8 to 17.
Do you think he was being a smartass in that police photo, or is his right eye just closed like that?
Thanks AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that you jacked off to the 94 year old man and shot him in the eye rather the Carmen SpursFan?
ReplyDeleteCould that be Drew?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI could shoot you CBT."
Not faster than I can shoot you. I've done it before, have you?
I can see you being like this guy Drew. Same for CBT.
ReplyDeleteMy daddy thinks a vacuum will make a man gay if he touches one.
ReplyDeleteI answered you back CBT. But here it is again.
ReplyDeleteI've shot animals, skeet, targets, stuff like that. But no, never shot anyone.
Your dad is funny.
ReplyDelete17 is legal in Arkansas, Texas, too provided your not a cop, preacher or teacher. Missouri is 17, unfettered.
ReplyDeletemy brother tried to give himself a hickie with vacuum cleaners... I don't remember if it worked or not
ReplyDeleteShooting a human being isn't easy, not the first time, anyway. The closer you are, the harder it is.
ReplyDeletewhy would anyone want to get a bj from a vacuum? isnt it easier to just jack off?
ReplyDeleteYou should aim to drop a 17 year old off in her parents lawn wasted CBT, like you did your ex-wife.
ReplyDeleteWould it be staged, a cheap publicity stunt if Spursfan went on the MTV awards and kissed CBT?
ReplyDeleteFunny "Anonymous."
ReplyDeletespurs should make a porn with Nik... that would be a great publicity stunt
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYour dad is funny."
My daddy is 5'6" of leather and bobwire. He'll be 80 on the 24th of July. He's a truly good man. Too bad I took after Momma's side of the family.
Who you calling Anon Willis!
ReplyDeleteAstrid should make a porn and we can sell it here.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhy would anyone want to get a bj from a vacuum? isnt it easier to just jack off?"
Dude, you're rapidly becoming the obnoxious little brother I never had, sayin' shit like that.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteLittle past your bed time isn't it?
willis? drew, are you drunk....again?
ReplyDeleteHe's been chugging on whiskey Drew.
ReplyDeleteHey Roy(CBT), I'm prego. You need to man up
ReplyDeletedrew just finished off his 3rd pint of manchowder.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Helen.
ReplyDeleteDrew put his in the water filler that sprays water in the pool..
ReplyDeleteI've been sippin' whiskey, not chuggin' it. To "chug" a Bourbon whiskey as fine as Woodford Reserve would be sacrilege.
ReplyDeleteAstrid with your fake pic, you should take a real shot of your fat ugly ass in that wheel chair.
ReplyDeletehahahaha....alright, drew came thru with that comment.
ReplyDeleteI like how you dropped in the wheelchair Drew.
ReplyDeleteScotch is just fucking wrong.
ReplyDelete"Rain makes CORN, CORN makes whiskey...not rye or various other grains.
Drew, your momma sews socks that smell.
ReplyDeleteCBT: LMAO @ you Google-ing fine whiskey. Dude, where's the ripple?
ReplyDeleteCBT: Your grandma wear's Army Boots! That's an old insult that only you and I will get :)
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
Little past your bed time isn't it?"
Lick 'pon my cods you fat bastard. You sell anything today or just walk around with your dick in your hand?
Funny, did you google fine whiskey CBT?
ReplyDeletereality is old nyquil.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ nyquil. Good one Anon
ReplyDeleteDrew, I don't have to Goole fine whiskey. there are some things an old car guy will never scrimp on: Whiskey, shoes, watches, pens (how many Monte Blancs you been through?) and women...Spurs was such a pea his whole career I bet he carried a Bic.
ReplyDeleteI actually had a good day CBT at http://www.dailycashhelp.com
ReplyDeletea $1500 gift and a $750 gift :)
Gifts huh?
ReplyDeleteGo to the page, its funny but real.
ReplyDeletespurs.. it was the power glove
ReplyDeletethis kid at 4:30 is so lame playing it.. have you ever seen the movie The Wizard?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhfdv_T2mno&feature=fvw
So are you "IN", or are you "OUT"!!
ReplyDeleteNyquil here is called a Trailer Park Shot,
ReplyDeleteNice capture page right?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteGifts huh? "
That should read "Grifts".
Drew, still gotcha beat. A lib speakin' at a TEA Party?
I do like the site Drew.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I did a 12 month Rush package today. $6876 total new business.
ReplyDeleteSpurs ever get someone to crawl up in the trunk of a car just to see if you could? I'll bet Drew has.
ReplyDeleteGreat story out of S. Carolina
ReplyDeleteNope CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Drew?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, your trainers were weak.
ReplyDeleteOkay CBT.
ReplyDeleteI read an article a few days ago about Bernie's time in prison. It was interesting.
ReplyDeletehey spurs, did your trainer ever tell you that coffee is for closers?
ReplyDeletehttp://nymag.com/news/crimelaw/66468/
ReplyDeleteGreene, a 32-year-old unemployed military veteran who lives with his parents, defeated Vic Rawl on Tuesday for the Democratic Senate nomination despite having run essentially no public campaign — no events, no signs, no debates, no website, no fundraising.
ReplyDeleteNo Anonymous. That means he was weak.
ReplyDeleteOh that guy. That was interesting Drew. Has he even shown himself yet?
ReplyDeleteGlen Gary, Glen Ross Anon?
ReplyDeleteOh, I see he did show himself. Supposedly he's wanted for obscene pics.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: He's a GOP shill
ReplyDeleteSounds like it could be a bullshit case though.
ReplyDeleteHe could be Drew.
ReplyDeleteBlanche beat "Dollar Bill Halter". Her Republican opponent is a Boozman. I've met him, total idiot.
ReplyDeletewere you told that the vending machines were for closers?
ReplyDeleteI think that's bad ass he won though.
ReplyDeleteNo Anonymous, it was the water fountain.
ReplyDeleteI've always been a closer, so coffee's always been free to me.
ReplyDeletei dunno. putting somebody into office that doesnt know anything about the political system isnt good. and being in the military doesnt count as political experience. it just means you were a pawn in somebody elses game.
ReplyDeleteAnytime we got a new manager when I was sellin' cars my introduction was, "Here's my unit average, here's my gross average. I'll talk to you when I need you. You got a problem with that, talk to Mr. Bill".
ReplyDeleteWell, to be fair it's not like Obama had a shitload of experience. But the Democrats look pretty dumb on that loss.
ReplyDeleteHardass Bear.
ReplyDeleteOur system is fucked beyond repair.
ReplyDeleteRoy(CBT) finished his days at the dealership running for coffee. That's what happens in the biz when dinosaurs hang around.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm a hardass with a heart of gold.
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeleteHe was also making copies and picking up donuts in the morning.
ReplyDeleteexactly, obama lost the celeb appeal.
ReplyDeleteDrew, aren't you still doing dealer trades?
ReplyDeleteand washing windshields in the afternoon.
ReplyDeleteWith that, Pasty One and Fatass Yankee Boy, I belive I'll retire for the night. Spurs, you're a perpetual Pea. Drew, eat a potato cannoli you Mick/Dago hybrid.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you ever had someone eat your pussy 'til your toes cramped up and the neughbors called the cops?
Later on CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sure that last line was something you experienced, right CBT? Why did the neighbor call the cops? Was she able to free herself?
CBT: jar your memories! I curbed trades! To everyone else, Google the definition of curbing trades.
ReplyDeleteGood night all :)
ReplyDeletejar your memories....instant classic.
ReplyDeleteLater on Drew.
ReplyDeleteHello Spurs Fan World,
ReplyDeleteOff to another fun day at the Pharmacy.
Miss you guys, hopefully I'll have more time to check up on the website! :)
T-T-4-N
MUAH! xoxo
Hello TeXaS. I was wondering how your job has been going. Hope everything is going good for you.
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