Wednesday, June 9, 2010

94-Year old AZ man needs to learn what a vacuum is for


PAYSON, Ariz. -- Following a three-week investigation, Payson police detectives arrested a 94-year-old man for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault and child molestation.

The investigation began after it was alleged that Dale Warren Graham was found in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to his genital area over his pants, according to Payson Police Chief Donald Engler.

Investigators determined that Graham had contact with young children and inappropriately touched at least two of them. The potential victims' ages range from 8 to 17.

Do you think he was being a smartass in that police photo, or is his right eye just closed like that?

93 comments:

  1. My guess is that you jacked off to the 94 year old man and shot him in the eye rather the Carmen SpursFan?

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  2. "SPURS FAN said...
    I could shoot you CBT."

    Not faster than I can shoot you. I've done it before, have you?

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  3. I can see you being like this guy Drew. Same for CBT.

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  4. My daddy thinks a vacuum will make a man gay if he touches one.

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  5. I answered you back CBT. But here it is again.

    I've shot animals, skeet, targets, stuff like that. But no, never shot anyone.

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  6. 17 is legal in Arkansas, Texas, too provided your not a cop, preacher or teacher. Missouri is 17, unfettered.

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  7. my brother tried to give himself a hickie with vacuum cleaners... I don't remember if it worked or not

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  8. Shooting a human being isn't easy, not the first time, anyway. The closer you are, the harder it is.

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  9. why would anyone want to get a bj from a vacuum? isnt it easier to just jack off?

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  10. You should aim to drop a 17 year old off in her parents lawn wasted CBT, like you did your ex-wife.

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  11. Would it be staged, a cheap publicity stunt if Spursfan went on the MTV awards and kissed CBT?

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  12. spurs should make a porn with Nik... that would be a great publicity stunt

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  13. SPURS FAN said...
    Your dad is funny."

    My daddy is 5'6" of leather and bobwire. He'll be 80 on the 24th of July. He's a truly good man. Too bad I took after Momma's side of the family.

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  14. Astrid should make a porn and we can sell it here.

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  15. "Anonymous said...
    why would anyone want to get a bj from a vacuum? isnt it easier to just jack off?"

    Dude, you're rapidly becoming the obnoxious little brother I never had, sayin' shit like that.

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  16. CBT:
    Little past your bed time isn't it?

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  17. willis? drew, are you drunk....again?

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  18. He's been chugging on whiskey Drew.

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  19. Hey Roy(CBT), I'm prego. You need to man up

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  20. drew just finished off his 3rd pint of manchowder.

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  21. Drew put his in the water filler that sprays water in the pool..

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  22. I've been sippin' whiskey, not chuggin' it. To "chug" a Bourbon whiskey as fine as Woodford Reserve would be sacrilege.

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  23. Astrid with your fake pic, you should take a real shot of your fat ugly ass in that wheel chair.

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  24. hahahaha....alright, drew came thru with that comment.

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  25. I like how you dropped in the wheelchair Drew.

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  26. Scotch is just fucking wrong.

    "Rain makes CORN, CORN makes whiskey...not rye or various other grains.

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  27. Drew, your momma sews socks that smell.

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  28. CBT: LMAO @ you Google-ing fine whiskey. Dude, where's the ripple?

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  29. CBT: Your grandma wear's Army Boots! That's an old insult that only you and I will get :)

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  30. "Big Drew said...
    CBT:
    Little past your bed time isn't it?"

    Lick 'pon my cods you fat bastard. You sell anything today or just walk around with your dick in your hand?

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  31. Funny, did you google fine whiskey CBT?

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  32. reality is old nyquil.

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  33. Drew, I don't have to Goole fine whiskey. there are some things an old car guy will never scrimp on: Whiskey, shoes, watches, pens (how many Monte Blancs you been through?) and women...Spurs was such a pea his whole career I bet he carried a Bic.

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  34. I actually had a good day CBT at http://www.dailycashhelp.com
    a $1500 gift and a $750 gift :)

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  35. Go to the page, its funny but real.

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  36. spurs.. it was the power glove

    this kid at 4:30 is so lame playing it.. have you ever seen the movie The Wizard?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhfdv_T2mno&feature=fvw

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  37. So are you "IN", or are you "OUT"!!

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  38. Nyquil here is called a Trailer Park Shot,

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  39. "SPURS FAN said...
    Gifts huh? "

    That should read "Grifts".

    Drew, still gotcha beat. A lib speakin' at a TEA Party?

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  40. Drew, I did a 12 month Rush package today. $6876 total new business.

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  41. Spurs ever get someone to crawl up in the trunk of a car just to see if you could? I'll bet Drew has.

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  42. Great story out of S. Carolina

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  43. Spurs, your trainers were weak.

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  44. I read an article a few days ago about Bernie's time in prison. It was interesting.

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  45. hey spurs, did your trainer ever tell you that coffee is for closers?

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  46. http://nymag.com/news/crimelaw/66468/

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  47. Greene, a 32-year-old unemployed military veteran who lives with his parents, defeated Vic Rawl on Tuesday for the Democratic Senate nomination despite having run essentially no public campaign — no events, no signs, no debates, no website, no fundraising.

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  48. No Anonymous. That means he was weak.

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  49. Oh that guy. That was interesting Drew. Has he even shown himself yet?

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  50. Oh, I see he did show himself. Supposedly he's wanted for obscene pics.

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  51. Sounds like it could be a bullshit case though.

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  52. Blanche beat "Dollar Bill Halter". Her Republican opponent is a Boozman. I've met him, total idiot.

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  53. were you told that the vending machines were for closers?

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  54. I think that's bad ass he won though.

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  55. No Anonymous, it was the water fountain.

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  56. I've always been a closer, so coffee's always been free to me.

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  57. i dunno. putting somebody into office that doesnt know anything about the political system isnt good. and being in the military doesnt count as political experience. it just means you were a pawn in somebody elses game.

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  58. Anytime we got a new manager when I was sellin' cars my introduction was, "Here's my unit average, here's my gross average. I'll talk to you when I need you. You got a problem with that, talk to Mr. Bill".

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  59. Well, to be fair it's not like Obama had a shitload of experience. But the Democrats look pretty dumb on that loss.

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  60. Our system is fucked beyond repair.

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  61. Roy(CBT) finished his days at the dealership running for coffee. That's what happens in the biz when dinosaurs hang around.

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  62. Spurs, I'm a hardass with a heart of gold.

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  63. He was also making copies and picking up donuts in the morning.

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  64. exactly, obama lost the celeb appeal.

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  65. Drew, aren't you still doing dealer trades?

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  66. and washing windshields in the afternoon.

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  67. With that, Pasty One and Fatass Yankee Boy, I belive I'll retire for the night. Spurs, you're a perpetual Pea. Drew, eat a potato cannoli you Mick/Dago hybrid.

    Astrid, you ever had someone eat your pussy 'til your toes cramped up and the neughbors called the cops?

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  68. Later on CBT.

    And I'm sure that last line was something you experienced, right CBT? Why did the neighbor call the cops? Was she able to free herself?

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  69. CBT: jar your memories! I curbed trades! To everyone else, Google the definition of curbing trades.

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  70. jar your memories....instant classic.

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  71. Hello Spurs Fan World,
    Off to another fun day at the Pharmacy.
    Miss you guys, hopefully I'll have more time to check up on the website! :)
    T-T-4-N

    MUAH! xoxo

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  72. Hello TeXaS. I was wondering how your job has been going. Hope everything is going good for you.

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