Thursday, June 10, 2010

Mexico's wrestling is great



Check out the mom laughing in the row behind the guy who got rocked. Nice.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 1:57 PM
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448 comments:

  1. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    That shit is funny.

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  2. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    Yeah it is.

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  3. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    looks like that dude laid the taco bender on him.

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  4. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    I like how that guy comes in to try to get revenge for the clown who got decked.

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  5. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    You know that guy was wasted too. Or he just takes wrestling way too seriously.

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  6. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    hes like, hey dont mess with my fellow spectator. i thought at first he was gonna do something like punch out grandma sitting behind him, but instead that douche comes and tries to steal his mask.

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  7. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    That guy with the glasses looks shocked.

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  8. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    Nevermind, I don't think he's wearing glasses.

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  9. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    Great point. Maybe when he's 70 he'll still be wrestling, and he can head down there.

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  10. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    after his ex-wife cleaned his ass out he might have the wrestle until hes 70.

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  11. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    That divorce still hasn't been finalized? Not surprising though.

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  12. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    i thought it was a done deal about a year ago?

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  13. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    she was a bitch on their show.. I remember he went back into wrestling and he was old, because she told him he needed to make more money to keep her happy.. His daughter was freaking out and she was really scared..

    I know she got to keep their mansion and her 19 year old boyfriend moved in.. wth

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  14. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    Yeah, looks like it was Anonymous.

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  15. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    I wonder if the son is out of jail/prison yet... I wasn't surprised when he got into that accident, because he was into racing on the show and he was really immature

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  16. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    maybe brookes singing career can help out her dad? isnt she booked to play the grand opening of a toy store?

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  17. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    I'm not sure if that twerp is out Astrid.

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  18. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Funny Anonymous.

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  19. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    Only here could someone make out with a massive house and a fat wallet just for marrying into it.

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  20. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    nick hogan? yeah, hes out. he did a whole 3 months. and cried like a bitch the whole time.

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  21. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Is Nick Hogan the one who killed / terminally paralyzed his friend because he wrecked his gay Supra?

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  22. Maynard G KrebsJune 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    That's badass. That dummy knows you don't mess with a Lucha Libre dude's mask! :D

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  23. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    thats the one.

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  24. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Yeah EV.

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  25. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    What's up Maynard? Long time no see bud.

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  26. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    i wish nick would have been raped...at least once.

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  27. Maynard G KrebsJune 10, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    Hi. Just catching up on some slacking off I'd been meaning to do today :)

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  28. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    Nick had a history of speeding and minor crashes... I wonder what the hell his parents were think when they gave their blessing for him to be drifter and let him drive all those fancy sports cars every time he got a ticket..

    If my son was driving 90 in a 30.. he wouldn't drive after that..

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  29. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    Funny Maynard. That's good.

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  30. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    I remember the Hogans said they didn't want Nick to get off because of their celebrity..

    I also remember that kid's parents laying into him at the trial.. His dad said, Nick did what the Iraq War couldn't do to their son..

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  31. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    i wish i could lead a worldwide criminal organization. i would have people raped in front of their families instead of being killed. murder would be my last option.

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  32. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    i would have hulk hogan and nick raped on live tv.

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  33. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    join the Italian mafia anon

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  34. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    They were thinking he might kill himself and save them the burden of having to deal with him any longer. They were so close...

    I also saw him crash a Viper, Lambo and I believe a super-rare Cosworth.

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  35. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    the Hogans have to be the most dysfunctional celb family to ever have a reality show...

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  36. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    uh, have you ever seen the osbournes?

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  37. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    i wonder if kelly would let me cum inside her?

    http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/600full-kelly-osbourne.jpg

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  38. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    I saw the Osbournes... and I think the Hogans are worse.. Sharron didn't leave Ozzy for 19 year old. Ozzy is not a control freak. Their son isn't in jail..

    Their son has drug problems.. but I like Sharron for some reason..

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  39. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    He was driving a Supra against a viper EV.

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  40. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    His dad's rides.

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  41. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Kelly looks good in that photo.

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  42. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    she'd probably like that anon

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  43. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    I know. He crashed the Viper and other cars I named at "drifting" events.

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  44. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    ever since that fucking fast and the furious movie came out everybody thinks they are vin diesel.

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  45. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    Funny.

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  46. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    and the blonde in the background of that pic can join in.

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  47. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    seriously spurs. every tweeker and mexican went to autozone to load up on stickers after they saw that movie.

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  48. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    gross

    http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kelly-osbourne.jpg

    Courtney Love looks better than that when she isn't trying..

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  49. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    Yeah, that sticker shit is funny.

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  50. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    And that is a bad pic of Kelly.

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  51. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    Not good.

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  52. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    I was driving behind a car with a TN plate.. and they had a bunch rebel flag and don't tread on me stickers on their car. It made me think of CBT

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  53. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    Don't forget the Asians. They eat that shit up. I remember when I was still in high school those kids would always want me to join their car club.

    Also add a Lambo to the list of vehicles that piece of shit has crashed.

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  54. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    Yep, the Asians do go all out on their rides. The S2000 is a popular car to "trick out."

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  55. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    A Lambo too? Moron.

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  56. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    One of the bumper sticks said, "Preserving my race is not a hate crime."

    Another sticker had an HH symbol.. do you guys know what that means?

    The only think I can think of is Heil Hitler..

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  57. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Pretty sure that's what it means.

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  58. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    Where do you see S2000's tricked out? Those are too expensive for your average Vatozone engineer.

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  59. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    He should have also had a bumper sticker that said "Proudly lowers the national collective IQ."

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  60. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Houston EV.

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  61. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    astrid, that is a very old pic of kelly. didnt you see her in dancing with the stars?

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  62. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    heres courtney love:

    http://gossipqueen.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/courtney-love-lips.jpg

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  63. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    She looks sober.

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  64. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    heres courtney showing off her beach bod:

    http://www.rtvchannel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/courtney-love.jpg

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  65. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    Both of them would be absolutely nothing without a camera in front of them.

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  66. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    I found a neo nazi punk band..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrSuiPsAL4

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  67. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    True. But at least Courtney put out some decent music at some point.

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  68. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    try skrewdriver.

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  69. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    camera in front of her or not, id still want to fuck kelly.

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  70. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    She doesn't even look good in that pic...

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  71. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    kelly does look hot in that picture

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  72. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Maybe you could score some of that Osbourne money Anonymous. You know Ozzie is on the clock.

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  73. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    ya well...thats like...your opinion, man.

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  74. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    ozzy has been around for ages. since the late 60's.

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  75. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    I still can't believe he's made it this long.

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  76. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    me either. think of all the drugs still in his system.

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  77. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    i bet he could drink his own piss and still get buzzed.

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  78. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Funny, he probably could.

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  79. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Did you ever see when he tried to sing Take Me out to the Ballgame at Wrigley Field?

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  80. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    I have seen Shakira give better performances on Dancing with the Stars.. I am kind of disappointed..

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  81. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    didn't Ozzy snort a line of ants up his nose and have to go the ER?

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  82. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    i havent seen that spurs. hang on, let me youtube it.

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  83. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    Yeah, I think he did do that. Not sure about the hospital though.

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  84. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwOoinuJi0&feature=PlayList&p=944642FACA0EA40A&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=46

    Here it is Anonymous.

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  85. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    A different hair style might sway me. I was never a fan of girls with short hair. Ever.

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  86. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    i wouldnt call tat singing....its more like muttering and humming.

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  87. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    I heard about Roseann Bar's national anthem.. He must have done better than her, because is demanding he apologize

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  88. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    astrid, shakira has had professional dance training. so your comparison is unfair and unfounded.

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  89. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    Yeah, Roseanne's rendition was just awful.

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  90. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    I didn't compare Shakira to anybody.. She sang on Dancing with the Stars, she wasn't a dancer. I am comparing her singing there to her singing here..

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  91. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    nice Big Labowski reference btw

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  92. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    you barely caught that?

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  93. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    ok. i have things to do. see ya.

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  94. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    no.. caught it right away

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  95. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Later on Anonymous.

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  96. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Shakira is a wetback. I think you're out of luck there.

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  97. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    I read where the U.S. bought the most tickets for the World Cup Astrid. That's cool.

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  98. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    I would like them to bring SA's team on stage..

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  99. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    That is pretty cool spurs..

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  100. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    That's because all those other countries would need a years advance to buy a ticket.

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  101. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Those tickets have been on sale for awhile.

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  102. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    they are parting it up

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  103. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    I'm sure they are.

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  104. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    you can buy them online.. but usually people in hosting country don't buy tickets, because they have such big block parities it doesn't matter

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  105. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    I read where the U.S. is in the run for the '18 or '22 Cup. And I also saw where when the U.S. last hosted, it was the only Cup host to sell all tickets.

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  106. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    I would be so excited if we hosted one

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  107. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    gotta go for a bit

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  108. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    I was being slightly facetious, but a big market is the reason why the US usually tops in sales.

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  109. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Later Astrid.

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  110. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Yeah, and I'm interested in seeing if there will be any riots there EV.

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  111. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    I saw your comment was at 4:20, Spurs. Even though that's not the time here, I had to grab the sack.

    Why do you think American football is only sport that didn't catch on outside of the US?

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  112. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    Nice EV.

    And as far as football? That's a good question. What do you think?

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  113. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    I think it's the resentment that Americans call it football while most everyone else calls soccer, football.

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  114. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    That could have something to do with it.

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  115. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    Part of me says it's not plausible, but from the reaction I get from Soccer fans toward Football, it would seem so. Baseball and Basketball were huge around the world, but the sport that absolutely trumps them here isn't even recognized elsewhere.

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  116. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    I know, it is a little odd. Basketball took off fast overseas too.

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  117. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Not only that, but the general attitude. A lot of people outside the country HATE football, not just dislike. And the root of it all comes from the name.

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  118. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    The only think I can think of is Heil Hitler..

    It stands for Hilton Head.

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  119. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    True EV, it does seem people hate it.

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  120. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    What's going on CBT?

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  121. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    http://www.cafepress.com/+hooded_sweatshirt,370765905

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  122. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    Fat chicks? What did you do?

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  123. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    I mean, isn't "You sweat less than any other fat girl I know" a compliment?

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  124. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    Who did you say that to?

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  125. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    The office manager for a lib accountant here that won't do business with us over politics.

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  126. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    Maybe the accountant will do business with you now after you insulted the office manager.

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  127. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    http://www.cafepress.com/+the_armed_man_bumper_sticker,380425201

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  128. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    I just figure that if I can't sell them something, I might as well have some fun.

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  129. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    I understand you on that one CBT.

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  130. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    http://www.cafepress.com/+shitwhat_would_i_do_mug,259874062

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  131. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Yes EV, bulls shit. What's your point?

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  132. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    http://www.cafepress.com/dd/16676731

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  133. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    You own any of that stuff CBT?

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  134. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    ... and after CBT made that fat remark, she said "sounds like some one is havin a bad day," and she got on her knees and gave him a bj

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  135. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    That sounds on par.

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  136. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    That's funny Astrid.

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  137. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    When I said CBT was full of shit, I meant it was because he didn't disclose the full event.

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  138. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    making fun of fat chicks at work is so Al Bundy

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  139. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    I love the Power Glove.. it's so bad

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  140. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Al Bundy is a hero for the modern man.

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  141. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    By the way folks. The stuff I tell here is true. The secretary that blew me on her second day of work's last name is (or was at the time) Disterdick. Tell me I could make that up.

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  142. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    Al Bundy was great.

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  143. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    Although I can't blame y'all for not believing me. Sometimes I sit back and reflect on my life and go, "Fuck, how did I get into that shit?"

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  144. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    So do you have one Astrid, or are you going to get one?

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  145. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    My favorite Married With Childern was the episode when Santa's 'chute didn't open.

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  146. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    And no Spurs, I don't own any of that stuff. I may order the "Shit, what would I do" mug, though.

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  147. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Yeah, that was a good episode.

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  148. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    It's easy to make up completely obscure and far-fetched stories, CBT. That's what makes them so far-fetched.

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  149. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    Al (dressed as Santa):"Isn't your mother the lady who bakes pies for all the neighbors, except those nice Bundy's"

    Kid: "Bundys suck!"

    Al: "Well, what would you like for Christmas?"

    Kid: "A pony!"

    Al: "Then you shall have it. If the pony isn't under the tree Christmas morning, that means your parents have taken it away and killed it."

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  150. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    EV, I truly wish a lot of what I tell was made up.

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  151. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    So Astrid, back to last night. How do you really feel about cunnilingus?

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  152. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    I think Al took a shot at a kid's mom on that episode too CBT.

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  153. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    The post removed by the author was deleted due to a slight bout of Pelicanitis. It was edited and reposted in my version of English.

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  154. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    No problem CBT.

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  155. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    Yeah, I believe he did. I was tempted to get a part time job as a Department store Santa just to tell a kid that. Unfortunately I'm a scrawny little fuck. Maybe Wop, Drew or DG would do it?

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  156. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    I could see Oz playing Santa.

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  157. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    I've had a couple of other run ins with the fat chick from the accountant's office.

    One was over that judge's wife. She and I are pretty much friends now, and we were talking at the Arena one Karaoke night. The fat bitch called my boss and told him I was out at karaoke night hittin' on married women. My boss told her that who I was screwin', or tryin' to screw wasn't any of his business and it wasn't any of hers, either.

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  158. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    Elfie would make him a good...well, elf.

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  159. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    I think Drew would make a good Santa. Little kids would be telling their folks, "Santa said he had a lollipop in his pocket. I pulled on it until it got all sticky, but it never would come out".

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  160. Eazy VJune 10, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    That's funny. The most vile thing she could think of to lie about was hitting on married broads. Oh no! The sanctity of marriage!

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  161. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    So Spurs, how was work today?

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  162. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    Pretty easy CBT, as usual. Just went over this carpet cleaning company's receipts.

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  163. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    I didn't piss of any fat chicks.

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  164. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    EV, the next week she told the judges wife I'd hit on her 14 year old daughter. First, I didn't hit on her, second, she doesn't look 14, third, the girl was dressed like whore, fourth, why was a 14 year old girl in a bar on karoke night? The judges wife, laughed at her, asked those very questions, then called me.

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  165. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Pretty easy CBT, as usual. Just went over this carpet cleaning company's receipts."

    How did you stand the excitement?

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  166. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    By screwing around on the internet CBT.

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  167. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    Pissin' off fat women my own age has kinda become a hobby for me, over the last four or five years.

    I was told a fat black woman that I had to go get some butter before I could let her test drive a Tercel.

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  168. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    Yeah right, why would you tell someone who might be able to buy a ride that?

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  169. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    *I once told*

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  170. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    Because black men like big girls, black women aren't fucked up about being fat. In fact they're kinda proud of it.

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  171. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Yeah right, why would you tell someone who might be able to buy a ride that?"

    To see if I could get away with it. Besides a Tecel only had $300 payable profit in it from list.

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  172. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Oh Spurs, by the time I got to the test drive with black folks, I already knew if they could buy or not. Black folks don't ride before the credick app.

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  173. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Funny CBT. So you'd pull someone's credit you thought was a roach?

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  174. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    I pulled everybody's credit that I could talk into it, as soon as possible. The earlier you got an app the more control you had and the more gross you made. I'd tell people with 740 credit scores I didn't know if we could get them financed because their debt load was too high. At that point they quit worrin' about what they were gonna pay for the car and started worryin' if they were even gonna get a car. Almost everybody thinks they have too much debt, if they have any at all.

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  175. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:43 PM

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  176. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    More Pelicanitis.

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  177. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I pulled credit when I thought I could. Saves a ton of time. And yeah, that "I don't know" game works great.

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  178. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    Where's Astrid? I want to ask her if she's ever licked a taint.

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  179. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    You're really curious about that aren't you CBT?

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  180. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Not that curious, Spurs. Because she has slight issues with English, I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what a taint is. Explaining it to her could be funny.

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  181. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    So you sipping on some whiskey tonight?

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  182. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Most northerners have no clue either.

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  183. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Noooo. I'm a third through my second PBR and maybe three tokes from the old corncob.

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  184. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    You really do like those corncobs.

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  185. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    I got about a bowl left. I got to go to Culp tomorrow or Saturday.

    Ron White got busted with 7/8ths of a gram of weed in Florida. He said, "When I have 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana, to me that means...I'm pretty much out of marijuana".

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  186. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    That's funny.

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  187. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Spurs the corncob pipe is perfect. It's $4.99 at Walgreens, Missouri Meerscham, buy a new one once a month, toss the old one. Never have to fuck with cleaning it.

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  188. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    That is convenient.

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  189. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    I suspect Ron White and I would get along.

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  190. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Spurs, how do you feel about being labeled a Texan?

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  191. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Probably.

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  192. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    What do you mean? I like living in Texas, so it's cool by me.

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  193. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Didn't you say you had kin in New Braunfels?

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  194. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    No, Taylor and Austin. Which are close to New Braunfels.

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  195. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    I know where they are. My first ex wife lives in Austin with her third husband.

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  196. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    I can tell you like being from Arkansas.

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  197. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    Spurs my kin been here for right at 200 years. They came here when there wasn't shit but Shawnee Indians, a few guys hidin' from the law in Tennessee and woods. What's right with Arkansas, we had a hand in it. What's wrong with Arkansas, well, we probably had a hand in that, too.

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  198. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    You have a lot of cousins CBT?

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  199. SPURS FANJune 10, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Yeah, I know your feelings comparing Arkansas to Texas.

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  200. CBTJune 10, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    You have a lot of cousins CBT?"

    I have 18 first cousins, two of whom I've never met and never will. 11 on my dad's side, 7 on my momma's. My cousin Eddie was like my brother. We were 10 months apart. That boy makes me look tame.

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