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From: Aria***** Bli**
Date: Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Subject: would you?
To: nik@nikrichie.com
hey nik, i saw this girl at a party and just wanted to see if you would?
SPURS FAN says: Well AB, you asked the wrong person that question. Because of course he would say yes. Then figure out how he ever pulled a chick like that in the first place without using some sort of magic or chicanery.
You should ask her that question about Nik. But I know the answer already:
"FUCK NO, and I don't know why I ever did. Thanks. Leave me alone."