"Hey you guuuuyyysss"

Just so nobody will call the internet police on me for being a scummy thief, DG came up with the comparison to the Goonies character, and Anonymous came up with the picture. And I snaked the title from him too.

 In other words, I'm useless.

Update: Rocket Queen was making the second pic to show how Drew is going to look older before she knew the Goonies pic was up because she didn't wake up until 12:00 (having no job and eating pills all day must take a lot out of a person. Indeed 2dirty4u, learn something new everyday). Rather than bust up Drew on two different occasions, I'll just add this (though the number of shots he's taken at me over at his recycling bin of a website vs. the number of times I've taken shots at him is  still way off, but it's really not even fair).

Big Drew, drunken master

On the comments last night Drew wrote that he was going to post this video over at his internet sewer and leave it up for about five minutes. Okay. Sadly for Drew AZ Anonymous was around and yanked the video.

I don't even know where to begin on this. Once again the comments will be better than anything I can write, but I will write that you know a video is good when you laugh 18-21 seconds into it. I'd recommend watching this twice. Once with the audio, and once on mute (pause it at the 22 second mark). Bitchhhog, he gave you a nice "shout out" at the end.

Speaking of videos, I plan on doing another one tonight. I'm sure you are shivering with excitement.

Big Drew found himself a man

Slinky neck had this posted on his site one time but took it down real fast after people let him know how gay the pic is. Well I grabbed it and when I got my porn infected computer back from the CDC, it was still on there. So let's cheer him and his closet lover. They look like a cute couple.

Big Drew's pimp hand is strong

It might be the angle of the pic, but it appears Drew has lost some weight. Fat isn't crumbling off his turkey neck like it normally does. So congrats Drew. Something serious is brewing in his personal life too. He's hung out with leather tits before.
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Big Drew--"Italian" Stallion

Though there was no establishing this was another Craigslist whore, the questions he was asking her make it seem like there was an exchange of money. The fact she spit out his fake ruse name just hammers home my theory.

Big Drew back in the day before life defeated him

So this is Drew back in the 80's before life decided to take a huge dump on him. Long before- the phone scam, sending  cock pics out to unsuspecting women, restraining orders, a failed under numerous names website, postcards begging people for money, an awful dance video, the waste of a trip to Florida to bag some astronaut skank, sex offender registration, the pointless crushes on Getrad and Timberfake and a bunch of other things I hope people will type in but I don't want to think about anymore because it's time to post something new- this was the guy he was.

Drew makes a friend online

This guy is a soldier in My FB Mafia wars. He's always hittin me up on IM?

Congrats on your new friend Drew. I can only imagine how fun it's been exchanging "greg" (that term is pretty played at this point bud) pics and gay fantasies. And Facebook Mafia Wars? Did your first edition Game Boy finally burn out?

Nice drawing on the last pic Drew. Good one.

AZ Anon makes a remix of Drew's dance video

Hilarious. Song is perfect. I still can't figure out what Drew was thinking dancing around like that. I do think that move he does at the 30-32 second mark is pure talent though.

Big Drew has a new woman

Drew is supposedly dating the woman in the white. At least it's not the guy to the right, who looks like a Halloween character. And I have to say, I like the shade of lipstick Drew picked for his night out last night. Classy.

Big Drew finds a woman

So Drew posts this pic (yes, he posted it, and I took it down because I don't want this place to become a free-for-all like over at those wastelands, i.e. site names Drew collected) of some chick he's supposedly seeing or has a crush on or whatever. I don't know if Drew actually took this pic or what, I mean it really doesn't matter if he just plucked it from some social site, the dude needs to figure out if he's going to continue to go after beards or just come out of the closet.

I remember Drew coming over here one time when Breezy was around and trying to get Breezy to go design some stuff for Drew's crappy site. This was right around the time Getrad came into the mix and Drew was trying to collect a team or some shit. So I smarted off to him and said, "How many people do you need to run a site like that?" So he comes back with something about a face, a salesman, two people for content and one other idiot.

Come to find out all he need was one person, and that was a liquidator.

Big Drew goes out in New Jersey

So this is New Jersey huh? Pass. And sure you could pick apart these pics, but this is what's funny:

1)Drew included that last pic along with the others, as if to insinuate he somehow had something to do with taking the pic and to show he has "game" and he just didn't grab it from somewhere and 2)could you imagine being out and you see some old creep stalking around and snapping your pic? I think that's why in that first pic the police are there. Drew was probably in the women's restroom stall at Karma (if you are somehow stuck in New Jersey, it's not good) snapping pics under the stalls, the police were called and Drew took a pic after the escape. You know how you hear of murderers, pedos and creeps being brave and leaving clues and posting shit to like mock the cops? I think that's what Drew is doing here.

Big Drew's Newest Skank

So this is the woman who's "sweatin" Drew, and getting him to go to Miami to visit her. Fat Boy, I'd just save my time. It's apparent by the carnie crew she's hanging out with in the first pic she might be coming to a town near you sometime soon.

But I do have to say I like her in the second pic. The lady in red probably helps her look better though.

Big Drew and his date

She's a stunner Drew. I really do wish I "rolled" like you.

This comes from anonymous saying Drew reminds him of Zippy the Pinhead, and his date looks like a gremlin. Or fem-grem.

Big Drew's Afternoon Delight

Pulverized. Great job Dirtygirl! This is really funny. I'd wonder what the hell Rerun was thinking when he was taking shots at you, but he doesn't even know what time zone he lives in, so what should we expect?

Really glad yet another video made it up here, keeping with the week's tradition.

Do Classy Women Always Choose Craigslist? Or is it just Creepy Men?

I think the pic of her in bed is pretty classy on Drew's part. So what's the point of showing Drew and some skank? Well, check this e-mail out:

E-mail (from Dirtygirl): Check out Drew's lame site and tell me if you think this is the same girl. There is no way he would get a girl that looked like this without paying her first:







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Better yet, here's the link to her ad.


You know, I'm 99% sure the skank he is with is the same one on the Craigslist ad. Sure, the hair is different, but look at the facial structure and the nose. Yep, it's the same skank.

Congrats Drew, you are the man. How much did you pay her?

Oh yeah, here's one more thing to add in: Doesn't she kind of look like a cat?

Big Drew Indicted!! (finally)

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E-mail: Look at what I found on a New Jersey court site. Looks like Big Drewche's greg blasts finally caught up with him. Sorry I was only able to get the first page of the indictment, without having to go to the actual court. I can only imagine what else he was doing with that thing.

SPURS FAN says: That's funny. I wonder what Amanda Roadmen will think of that. And Pam Anderson. I think they might leave him soon. By running out of his delusional mind.

Big Drew's Dance Video

Derrr, derrr, derrr, derrr.

Pay attention to the 36 second mark. Most accurate thing Drew has said to date.


Thanks again to the person who did this.

Drew was on Sesame Street? Who knew?

How's Ernie doing? You two still keep in touch? If you do, tell him thanks for helping me out with the number 9.

The Wolf's Training Video

E-mail: Spurs Fan, saw this video, how many times would you say Big Drew watched it?


SPURS FAN says: Congrats on being the first person to e-mail me with something. I appreciate it. However, his name isn't Drew. It's the Wolf. As far as the video? I bet that sick f*ck is going to get ideas now. I hope you plan on apologizing to all the parents that get their kids' abducted out in that shithole Jersey.

Big Drew reminds me of a Wolf

SPURS FAN says: Because that jackass wants to make fun of people on his site, I figured he should feel what it is like. So for now on, he will be known as "The Wolf." He kind of looks like one and he certainly acts like one, so it's fitting. I also forgot to mention in the video Drew is going to get clowned too. He likes to bash me on his site, cool, I can play that game. Have you seen his site? I love the trance/techno music. I can see that guy strolling through a club while some lame ass techno is playing, scanning for a drink to put GHB in so he can score a new victim.