Here's the latest smack on taxpayers.
The city spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.
The Health Department handout has outraged New York's top drug prosecutors and abuse experts.
"It's basically step-by- step instruction on how to inject a poison," said John Gilbride, who heads the Drug Enforcement Administration's New York office.
Read more here.
I only put the first few lines for people like kinkyb!tch, DG, and Elfie (I imagine your English toad boyfriend's favorite movie is Trainspotting), who are just way too busy to read very much of the links posted here.
Anyway, I think I should contact City Hall here and let them know I'm willing to offer my services to the city of San Antonio. I can make like a "Weed for Dummies", or something like that. Sort of a civic duty, even though I'm much too busy.
I suspect the "if you don't register, pull out and try again" part is the story of Spurs life.
ReplyDeleteBeing a salesman is just one step away from stand-up. If they ain't laughin', they ain't buyin'.
ReplyDeleteYou really should write a poetry book CBT.
ReplyDeletemaybe thats how he gets laid. he pulls down his pants first.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous. Good one.
ReplyDeletePoetry?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: The two things a good girl won't do in bed; Point and laugh.
ReplyDeleteNo way would I poison my body with that shite, all they fucking chemicals, no fucking way!
ReplyDeleteYeah anonymous, it's hard to point and laugh when you are passed out.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? You know weed has the chemical THC in it, right?
ReplyDeleteI like how these people go to battle over the best ways to fight the losing war on drugs. No more of a waste of tax dollars to me as those stupid drug commercials. Just tell your family your sister was abducted and raped because you were busy smoking. Give me a fucking break.
ReplyDeleteBTW Spurs, I was reading a little back into the last post. What is wrong with your computer?
Weed is acceptable, although I haven't smoked since '06 at one of my last single friends bachelor party.
ReplyDeleteIt is a losing war on drugs EV, that's for sure. As far as my computer? It's just all jacked up man. It completely frooze up, so with the help of Dell I put Windows Vista back on my computer, but the old corrupted version was still on there. So I called them up again, and they supposedly erased the old version, but I kept getting a message that read low memory on the Recovery portion of my computer.
ReplyDeleteSo I never loaded my anti-virus software on my computer, and now it has a virus. So the fucks tell me it's a software issue, and I didn't buy the software protection for it. They wanted to charge me $240 for the protection.
I wanted to laugh man. Everytime I call them up in India, they try to sell me some new shit protection program.
Also, I figured you knew but I was quoting from Trainspotting
ReplyDeleteI haven't smoked since about two hours ago. Breakfast of Champions.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that long Francis? By the way, your dog looks pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't know that. Good one Francis.
ReplyDeleteFrancis does have a cool looking dog.
ReplyDeleteI need a fuckin scotch on the rocks ASAP
ReplyDeleteDidn't you just get back from vacation time Wopness.
ReplyDeleteThanks man. I picked him up at the pound a couple years ago. It was a complete pity purchase. I read his history and he was 4/yrs old and had been returned like 5 times because the previous owners had "allergies".
ReplyDeleteSo I get him home and for the first 3 days he's really calm....then the meds wore off. He started peeing on all my coffee tables like they were hydrants and taking dumps on my floor......just a total mess. But I stuck it out with him and he's been cool for over a year now. Had to re-carpet my whole downstairs but oh well.......
That was cool of your Francis. You know, as soon as kinkyb!tch reads your story, she's probably going to have an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteShe seems to be quite the fan of yours. I don't know if you read that on a post, but she wants you dude.
Wopness, didn't you just score some nice settlement? You should still be happy with that one.
ReplyDeleteMy dogs killed another fucking skunk last week. Every time I get them them destinkified, the first thing they do is find another skunk to fight with.
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't refer to your women as "skunks" CBT.
ReplyDeleteI say that is someone is dumb enough to want to try heroin then teach them how to shoot that shit properly so maybe, just MAYBE they will put themselves out of their misery sooner rather than later. Natural slection is not enough as many drug addits live to ripe old ages. We need more drug how to for the fucktards.
ReplyDeleteWhen you put Vista back on there did you instruct it to partition the drive and install next to other operating systems, or did you tell it to format? I haven't used Vista but with XP the default choice is to partition.
ReplyDeleteIf it's a virus, it's a software issue. The software is corrupted, not the hardware in the computer itself. That being said, I also laugh at any douche bag trying to sell me some virus program. Pirate that shit, get it for free. No reason why anyone should have to buy 3rd party software to keep their Windows machine running properly.
I did read that. When Lindsey got DG and KB confused and merged them into dirtyb!tch I almost had to close my eyes and tug it out to a threesome....
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't refer to your women as "skunks" CBT."
Spurs, you have no future in comedy.
I skipped a lot of letters in my rant above...
ReplyDeletehaha @ "When Lindsey got DG and KB confused and merged them into dirtyb!tch I almost had to close my eyes and tug it out to a threesome...."
ReplyDeleteHonestly EV, I don't know what I did. Dell pretty much did everything, but I guess they didn't do it right. They took remote access and did it from India.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are correct about the anti-virus shit. They tried to sell me some of that garbage too.
Yeah CBT, you have a bright future in comedy yourself.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Francis.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: pretty much all gone between end of the year bills and taxes... but at least I didnt have to charge it to the business credit... But its not like I could run out and get a new benz or anything
ReplyDeleteYea they probably had some Geek Squad level jackass doing it. If the corrupted version is still on there, they just put a band-aid on the problem. I'm assuming your Dell came with Vista? Do you still have the format disc from when you bought the computer?
ReplyDeleteYou can format over everything with that disc. It will be faster than partitioning the drive. Don't know of anything you could put on there to prevent it from happening again as I've yet to really find anything that keeps Windows running optimal.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. You have anything working in the "pipeline?"
EV:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've got the disks and everything. I'm thinking of going with XP. I have the option of doing that as well.
Actually Francis,
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a mix up. I just thought she was acting more like a bitch than a girl.
I got yeah Lindsay with an a. Are you and DG cool now or is the feud still on?
ReplyDeleteThe perfect woman is 2 feet 10 inches tall, has a flat head, no teeth and owns a liquor store.
ReplyDeleteFrancis my love! There you are! I have missed you.
ReplyDeleteYou know CBT, I should collect all the comments you've ever made, and send them to NOW, that way they can hate men even more.
ReplyDeletedon't ruin his fantasy, Lindsay-I want to watch him tug it out!
ReplyDeleteFrikkin paty pooper, I swear.
Lindscockblocker is your new name.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteSounds like you may be in the correct state to find something similar to that.
I see NOW as a collection of Rocket Queen-like physco bitches with over active cases of penis envy.
ReplyDeletepaty, hah, wtf.
ReplyDeleteElfie's bloke's (fake) accent is sneaking in my posts. Or would it be pahty. Pahtee? Whatever, you guys know what I meant
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
Sounds like you may be in the correct state to find something similar to that."
Or I could take a run up to Chicago and find a two hundred pound Polish chick with braut and Old Style breath.
That sounds hot CBT. Or you could just go to Poland?
ReplyDeletewait, deeg, I got it. We don't have to fight over Francis. I don't want him to be my love, I just want him to be my horny snuggle bunny.
ReplyDeleteYou two can e-date and fall in love and get e-married, the latter alone will ensure that your sexual escapades will diminsh and I will get more of him to myself. Hah!
There are more people of Polish descent in Chicago than there are in Warsaw.
ReplyDeleteIt's starting to look like I'm gonna have to go back to Little Rock this week and bring Alyssa up here. Shit.
ReplyDeletespurs, did you know if you volunteer your time in 2010, you get a free pass to Disneyland? I think you should call up SA City Hall and offer up that weed how to you mentioned.
ReplyDeleteI've missed you too DG.....hope you had a good holiday. KB, I'd "snuggle" with you anytime.
ReplyDeleteCBT.....post a pic of Alyssa
ReplyDeleteI'd tug you out while you snuggled me everyday, Francis.
ReplyDeleteI'm very accomadating like that.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't know that. Where did you hear or read about that? I think I'll place that call right now. They'll probably patch me through to the mayor.
Five minutes after I met Alyssa for the first time, she and Jessica Jones were wrestling in a kiddie pool full of baby oil in my kitchen wearing nothing but thongs. That was March of 2007.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea Francis. Yeah CBT, I want to see what this Alyssa looks like.
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT.....post a pic of Alyssa"
There's one over in Guidoville from July I think. I don't take pictures, less evidence later. I do have one of just her nipples, though.
hold on Spurs, I am imagining my last comment....I'll be back in like, 45 minutes (CBT shout out)
ReplyDeleteWell kb, have a good time.
ReplyDeletehold on Spurs, I'm imagining KB's last comment....I'll be back in like 2 minutes
ReplyDeleteHaha @ "I'd tug you out while you snuggled me everyday, Francis.
ReplyDeleteI'm very accomadating like that."
Bring whoever you want to our Menge a Quarte KB, it will fun.
That's funny Francis.
ReplyDelete2 of the best minutes of your life
ReplyDeletekb, 45 minutes is the minimum, just so you know.
ReplyDeleteYou are back pretty fast, kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletebest 2 minutes of your life I mean..sorry.
ReplyDeleteReally distracted by the pic in my head right now..
KB, it definitely was. Email me and I'll show you my package. Big Drew says it a great way to pick up chicks....
ReplyDeletefrancis, please don't tell me you are one of those guys.
ReplyDeleteYou know, the ones who claim to actually have the strength to go for round 2 with me, then 2 minutes later are yelling "oooohh, I'm gonna cuuummmm".
Hate that shizzle. Don't get me all worked up for nothing.
haha...that made me laugh Francis.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Francis.
ReplyDeleteI've rolled out of bed in Tupelo at 2 AM, driven to North Little Rock, yanked Alyssa's little ass out of a meth house, driven her to Corpus Christi and put her in rehab (September of 2008). She's lived with me off and on since March of 2007. She's a pretty little thing, most perfect set of real tits I've ever seen, but she's more goddamn trouble than a pet raccoon.
ReplyDeletedo not tease me with false promises of pics, Francis.
ReplyDeleteDespite my cuddling escapades this weekend, I am still on the prowl for more.
Damn, DG beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteAlso Francis, when you send the pic, tell her you want to "smash" her.
I've rolled out of bed in Tupelo at 2 AM, driven to North Little Rock, yanked Alyssa's little ass out of a meth house, driven her to Corpus Christi and put her in rehab (September of 2008). She's lived with me off and on since March of 2007. She's a pretty little thing, most perfect set of real tits I've ever seen, but she's more goddamn trouble than a pet raccoon.
ReplyDeleteHey Jethro (CBT):
ReplyDeleteA "pet raccoon?"
Nice.
She's also the reason I require ID verification before I take on a new sugar baby.
ReplyDeleteJethro was cool.
ReplyDeleteelfie-do you think Wop would let me do that to him while you bounced on his lap? I've never met a guy who didn't like when I did that, but I like to make sure upfront before I try my hand at things.
ReplyDeletekb, if you were bouncing on my lap, it wouldn't be your hand we'd be trying out.
ReplyDeleteAnd if Elfie ever once got on my lap, I'd never let her off.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd rather you sat on my face KB in that scenario
ReplyDeleteDo what to him KB?
ReplyDeletecbt, you would not like a handjob while doing the nasty at the same time? I know I like the feeling of it, when I do it I mean,..so far I have had no complaints either.
ReplyDeleteI'm in a foul mood. I have far too much female drama going on right now.
ReplyDeleteno, I think you would like the above scenario better. But I do cum a lot, so if happen to be really thirsty, you would also enjoy me in your mouth as well.
ReplyDeletea handjob at the same time? I have never tried that... gotta add that to my repertoire.
ReplyDeleteI'll kock your block kb.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
I thought it was. At least, I was over it. But, it appears DG wants it to continue on.
yeah, elfie. try it, you will both like it. usually he cannot say he likes it, but I can tell by the groans and when his eyes roll to the back of his head that it is going well.
ReplyDelete"I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, some bitch who'll thrill me, then go away..."
ReplyDeletekock your block? What does that mean?! KB cocks very well on her own, she does not need your help.
ReplyDeleteI mean what position are you in when this happens KB? sitting on his lap facing towards him or away from him or either way?
ReplyDeleteYou need to move to STL KB...
ReplyDelete"I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, some bitch who'll thrill me, then go away..."
ReplyDeleteMe too...
I think kb is getting carried away with herself.
ReplyDeletekb, forget moving to STL, just fly into LR for a weekend.
ReplyDeleteI have done it facing him on his lap and also in missionary. The latter works best for doing it, but I have not tried it in all positions. Can't give out the best tricks all at once, know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteI have short arms and tiny hands, I would defintely have to be sitting and like bent down some... that is usually the only way I can do a reach around.
ReplyDeletefrancis-you need to move to AZ. Deeg and I are both here. So is my rabbit.
ReplyDeleteLindsanon, you can kock my block after Francis and I bang the hell out of eachother. I have always dreamed of a bitch finishing me off like that after a good snuggle fest.
You have a rabbit KB? I hear those are nice.
ReplyDeleteYou guys tickle the shit out of me. Between January of 2006 and October of 2007 my dick wouldn't even get hard if there weren't two girls in bed with me.
ReplyDeleteI'll move to AZ only if you DG and i get a place. The only rule I have is no clothes on in the house
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Elfie, I think you could do it probably missionary too.
ReplyDeleteWhen he has gone completely in and out a few times is when I reach down there and grab the base before he pulls all the way back out. From there your hand glides pretty well. Not the whole shaft will get a rub, but enough of it to get the satisfaction for both parties involved.
(I had to add a legal term at the end for Wop. He is missing out today. Sucka!)
I know it's AZ Francis but it is kind of cold for all that Francis. Will you promise to keep me warm?
ReplyDelete"Between January of 2006 and October of 2007 my dick wouldn't even get hard if there weren't two girls in bed with me."
ReplyDeleteOk.
DG....you know I will, afterall you are my e-soulmate.
ReplyDeleteA whole day KB? We are talking about Francis living with us. I think denying him 2 hours would be sufficient.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it's the truth.
ReplyDeleteThat's a deal KB....now what are you feelings in regards to anal before I book the plane ticket and get a realtor?
ReplyDeleteSpursfansays after hours moved into the daylight.
ReplyDeleteI'll buy you a sheer sweater to stay warm in, Deeg. It will come with earmuffs to drown out the noise Francis and I will be making on the kitchen table.
ReplyDeleteWait, no, I got it. You can borrow my iPod. I will program that Train song and KoL's I want you for autoreplay. You will never be disturbed!
If I listen to I Want You I would much prefer to watch and listen.
ReplyDelete"Spursfansays after hours moved into the daylight."
ReplyDeleteNow that comment is true CBT.
anal is the only time I take it slow. every other time hard, fast, and deep is how I roll.
ReplyDeleteOh, and for a long time, in case I forgot to mention that before.
Chasity and Alyssa was my favorite combination. They're the same size, look alike (in fact Chaz's DL photo looked more like Alyssa than it did Chaz) other than Chaz's hair is darker.
ReplyDeleteyou can watch, deeg. I like that sometimes as well.
ReplyDeletekb, I guarantee I can fuck longer than you can take it.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me KB.......now does Wop handle divorces or just traffic tickets?
ReplyDeleteKB reminded me of my Train song. Now I have to listen to it 10 more times today.
ReplyDelete"Hey soul sister, aint that mister mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move aint fair you know..."
Francis, I think you need a fake neck brace before Wop will handle your case.
ReplyDeleteAnother funny one Francis. He handles divorces as well.
ReplyDeleteKB, you are going to have to be nice to DG to get that
ReplyDeleteI don't know, CBT. I think you may have met your match in me. I was waiting for round 3 on Saturday and went to bed annoyed. I have yet to bang someone that much older than me, so we may just have to agree we are the same in words only. I think I am too old for you, too, I'm 28.
ReplyDeleteYes he does Family law, not accidents... granted a large percentage of the children involved in his cases were most likely "accidents".
ReplyDeleteDirtycunt,
ReplyDeleteI am not whining. I told you to SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH when it comes to people or matters that you know nothing about and do not concern you aka ME.
The first time when you attacked me on here for no apparent reason should have been enough. But, then you felt the need to start running your mouth AGAIN through text message weeks and weeks later for NO REASON.
To me, that's an existing problem. It's principle: I give respect, I expect respect. If you are SO UNCONCERNED with me, then quit running your fucking mouth about me. You have continually disrespected me, but more importantly you have disrespected MY NIECE who is also my godchild. And that, my dear, is where you crossed the line.
Sadly when my computer crashed I no longer have that. It was so hot even my computer couldn't control itself and had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI fucked up and started something with a 32 year old redhead (2 things I said I'd never do again, over 26 and redheaded) that's got the potential for a regular relationship. I suck at regular relationships. No patience.
ReplyDeleteI love Cap lock anger
ReplyDeleteApparently she lost it KB, email me and i'll send it over to you
ReplyDeleteDG you talked about her through text message recently? I am so confused...
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteI don't know, CBT. I think you may have met your match in me. I was waiting for round 3 on Saturday and went to bed annoyed. I have yet to bang someone that much older than me, so we may just have to agree we are the same in words only. I think I am too old for you, too, I'm 28."
Age is just a number. Once I come the first time, I won't again for the rest of the night. Btw, 51 or not, I run 5 miles through the woods, three times a week, with a 70 pound rucksack. I'm in decent shape. I have not however, seen a picture of you, kb. For all I know, you could look like Rocket Queen, which would cause immediate and potentially irreversible impotence.
Lindsay... take care of your veins.
ReplyDeleteGive it up Lindsay. You commented on here in riddles and I kept asking wtf you were talking about just as other people did. Once I realized that you didn't know what you were talking about I forgot all about you. Then I was told about you thinking there is a deeper meaning to The Dirty and this site and how you think all of us aren't real people. As a friend, I told my opinion and what I think of that. And I gave it. That's what friends do. That is NORMAL. I never asked anything about your crazy family. All I did was ask why we have to talk about religion on here. How you turned that into bringing up your niece is beyond me. Then Elfie mentions something today about comments from the other day. I think 2 out of 100 comments were about you yet the other 98 were not about you. Doesn't that make it obvious only you are concerned about you?
ReplyDeleteI do get it. You want somebody to argue with. Go look in the mirror and try it because like Elfie said YOUR problem is with YOU.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI will fill you in on the story when we go hiking. It will be so entertaining we will forget about how much exercise we are getting and how great our asses will look once we get back to the bottom of the mountain.
tell you what cbt. Francis sends me a pic of his dick (rhymed), I will send in a pic of me.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I don't look like Rq
I'm gonna go get high and drink some Jim Beam.
ReplyDeleteI had the almost perfect sugar baby up till last week. She's a nursing student outta Branson. She went home to Augusta, Ga for Christmas vacation. I get a call last week that basically says "I'm getting married to the ex boyfriend I moved to the Ozarks to get away from and moving to Florida. You will bail me outta this when it goes bad, won't you?"
Francis, send kb a picture of your dick. I'm curious as to what kb looks like.
ReplyDeleteCan I take the picture to send to KB, Francis?
ReplyDeletedid francis leave to go tug it out? I may do the same for a bit, he is so e-sexy.
ReplyDeletekb, why do you use my tattoo for an avatar?
ReplyDeleteI just finished KB......sorry spurs, just tell me if I need to take it down
ReplyDeleteOh I cannot wait! She thinks we are not real people? haha what do you suppose she thinks we are? Aliens? Supernatural forces? God trying to help her some find some unknown other worldly truths that are already hidden deep within her? Sorry that is all too funny and so fucking bizarre.
ReplyDeleteone day spurs was making fun of elfie and dg's little dogs. I said something about us all being in a gang together (we will shank you with our sporks), but Idon't have a dog, so to be in the tough but cute dog gang the 3 of us are in I added your wolf pic.
ReplyDeleteit was funnier at the time. I have no idea what thread it is under though
Lindsay, we are all really RichieRexic.
ReplyDeletekb, I actually remember that.
ReplyDeleteHaha I remember that KB. You know I have 2 dogs, you can pretend one of them is yours if you'd like.
ReplyDeleteand some of us are dyslexic.
ReplyDeletehah spurs-I found a word to rhyme with dyslexic!!
Francis, who is that e-bitch in the pic. Tell her to back the fuck off.
Nice job kinkyb!tch. You did.
ReplyDeleteWolf tatoos are sexy
ReplyDeleteNo no RichieRexic is Jesus and we are all her disciples (remember that post anyone?) We are trying to tell Linds something but she cannot quite understand yet... look deeper Linds, look deeper.
ReplyDeleteI've done some bizarre stuff sexually, but I've never stuck it in a chick's ear.
ReplyDeleteI was so drunk I can't remember KB....could have been Exhibit 5A for all I know
ReplyDeleteWhat I enjoyed back when we were all commenting on The Dirty was that everybody thought I was one of Drew's aliases. I could say the most outrageous shit and Drew would catch hell for it.
ReplyDeleteIt probably was 5A. I see you are blocking out her hairline.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I remember when everyone thought you were Tristan.
ReplyDeletewas she worried about acne? why did you cum on her face?
ReplyDeletelet the spursfan.com record show that I do not appreciate cum on my face. My back, hand, abdomen area, tittays are all fine. Face is a no-no.
Wait, now that I think about it I don't like it on my hands. It is so sticky.
"let the spursfan.com record show that I do not appreciate cum on my face. My back, hand, abdomen area, tittays are all fine. Face is a no-no."
ReplyDeleteGood to see you draw the line somewhere kinkyb!tch.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, I remember when everyone thought you were Tristan."
I remember that, too. Everyone thinking I was Drew was funnier.
And it's spursfansays.com.
ReplyDeleteSo kb, do you swallow?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnd it's spursfansays.com."
In reference to...?
Never mind, I see now.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you changed your pic to your dog.
mmmm, depends CBT. For the most part no, I gag on that stuff. But, some have perfected their skills and at just the right time slide it far enough back that it just glides down the throat. That is not so bad.
ReplyDeleteYeah.....sorry about that man.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
Glad to see you changed your pic to your dog
I'm not. Cockblocker#3.
Francis, have you called your realtor yet?
No problem Francis. And real sorry to be a cock blocker there DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd kinkyb!tch, Francis did "greg blast" you.
KB called it Spursfan.com.
ReplyDeleteI cannot deal with Cum... the smell makes me want to gag and the way it rolls/creeps down your body when you stand up is just disgusting. I cannot even look at Tres Semme conditioner due to it's likeness to cum.
I'm waiting for him to call me back. We need to swap pics first KB, then you and DG can swap other things later.
ReplyDeleteI want to tug it out to that first, I promise I'll aim for your tittays in photo...
Thanks for the details Streets.
ReplyDeletetell him the best sex (and handjob at the same time) is awaiting you. That'll get him moving.
ReplyDeleteNow the realtor is cockblocking us KB
ReplyDeleteI used to take condoms and squirt Ivory liquid in them and then put them in my buddies' cars for their wives to find. Practical joking at it's finest.
ReplyDeleteHow did your buddies not kill you CBT
ReplyDeleteI think cum is similar to snot. Same consistency at least. I only know this because someone told me. In all reality I am an angel and a virgin.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget investigative reporter and the funniest and wittiest person alive DG.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Bradley Cooper's future wife. And some other delusional shit.
I would also steal their car keys, go out to their cars with my secretary and have her put her bare feet up against their windshields from the passenger seat. Invisible until the windows fogged up. Francis, they didn't kill me because they never found out who was doing it.
ReplyDeletefrancis, check your email
ReplyDeleteI got nothing KB.....but I just sent you one
ReplyDeleteLove your pic Francis... you're a p.i.m.p.
ReplyDeletein your pimp shades
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's an awesome pic Francis.
ReplyDeleteAnd kinkyb!tch, I really like your "occupation."
ReplyDeleteI just went through my phone to see what pictures I do have. They're all of Pam, except for the ones of her teddy bear.
ReplyDeleteat least i spelled it right, not like elfie and her gansta occupation
ReplyDeleteluff you elfie.
check again francis.i got yours
pretty sure francis really is tugging it out right now. Sorry for his absence here, guys. ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHA yeah I noticed that awhile ago but didn't care enough to change it. That's what being a gansta is all about.
ReplyDeleteThat is very true (typing out of breath)
ReplyDeleteAll right kb, I wanna see what you look like (please do not send a picture of your genitalia, I want to see what the pussy is attached to first). thisoldcowboy@live.com.
ReplyDeletelol. i thought that too, elfie.
ReplyDeletefrancis-stop holding out on me. I told you I don't play games.
first I have to see Francis's REAL dick.
ReplyDeleteI keep up my end of all bargains I make.
Whatever kb.
ReplyDeleteSorry CBT, I'll never share, it was part of the deal......
ReplyDeleteI'm headed to the house now. Later folks.
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah Streets, you are pretty "gansta."
ReplyDeletewell, I did say I'd send in my pic if I saw your dick, so...if I see that, I will email Spurs.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I feel a bit of a..bond with Francis now. I don't know if I can exclusively send you my pic. Unless he agrees.
You know kinkyb!tch, I'd say that you should e-mail it to me anyway, but the not knowing of what you look like is pretty cool.
ReplyDelete