From Health.Infoniac.com
The Kinsey Institute asked about 500 adults between the ages of 18 and 96 if any of 14 different intimate activities qualified as sex.
The findings showed that:
As much as 30 percent of respondents did not consider oral sex, either giving or receiving, to be sex. Younger people were more likely to consider oral-genital contacts to be sex than older respondents.
Almost 20 percent of people do not count anal intercourse as "having sex". This rate increased with the age, being 33 percent of young people aged between 18 and 29, who do not count anal sex as sex and as much as 50 percent for men aged 65 and over.
For 95 percent of people, penile-vaginal intercourse is considered to be sex, but only if man ejaculates. In case, when there is no ejaculation, only 89 percent of respondents agreed that they "had sex".
Surprisingly, more than 20 percent of older men did not consider penile-vaginal intercourse as "having sex".
I did my own survey with one person (me), and the survey said that these people are idiots.
WHAT?!
ReplyDeleteNO NO NO NO NO NO... it's only considered sexis the woman cums, I am therfore a virgin. Thank you, thank you very much.
For some reason it doesn't surprise me you don't cum very often. I don't believe you have never cummed though.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Fire Marshall Bill can change your theory Streets.
ReplyDelete"For some reason it doesn't surprise me you don't cum very often. I don't believe you have never cummed though."
ReplyDeleteDo I seem uptight or something?
I have but only by myself and I don't think Fire Marshall Bill will be doing ish... I'm pretty much over that.
What did I tell you, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteThis is why my number is only 6.
No, you don't seem uptight, but it seems you have run into quite a few jerkoffs.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as that guy? What happened? I hope Wopness and I didn't have anything to do with you thinking twice about him.
I'm sure we did though.
6?
ReplyDeleteI find that hard to believe kinkyb!tch.
It is, based on the rules stated above.
ReplyDeleteIf it's in a study, it must be legit, therefore my rationales stand.
My number is 6.
Mutliply that number by 4 or 5 to get the real number.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's shooting low.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty sad out of all the guys who you have banged you've only had orgasms with 6 of them.
It doesn't count as sex if you used a condom.
ReplyDeleteI hope most of the men used condoms on you CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah jerkoffs for sure...
ReplyDeletedid you see the thing on Jimmy Fallon with the people from that show California Dreamin? they got old :(
I saw that Skeets. Well, I was watching it at work with no sound, I haven't actually watched it since I got home.
ReplyDeleteI really wasn't aware of that show. Of course I was aware of Saved by the Bell though.
Now I'm off to take my kids to see ALice In Wonderland... I'm excited! Catch you all on the flip side yo.
ReplyDeleteSo you are going to see Alice in Wonderland too? Have fun. Give us your review when you get back Streets.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI hope most of the men used condoms on you CBT."
I bet you were funny in the seventh grade. Kinda got stuck there, huh?
Besides, after a certain age, who "finger bangs" anyway?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, that's right, you are into the 14 year olds CBT, so that's not surprising.
Give me a break Perv Bear, your insults are fourth grade at best.
ReplyDelete"You guys?"
ReplyDeleteThat was CBT saying that crap, not me. And no one believes you've only been with 6 guys. Maybe 6 guys who haven't regretted banging you, but you've been with way more than 6 guys.
I'd say that hollering "gay" or "perv" at everything shows a didtinct lack of imagination on your part. Notuce that I dropped the "Powder" references and the "Spurs lives in his momma's basement" shit months ago. I'm now working your tendency to redundency and 30 something geekhood.
ReplyDeleteMy bad, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteFinger Bang Bear:
ReplyDeleteI've busted you up so many ways there's no way you could have possibly kept count.
No problem kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"You guys?"
That was CBT saying that crap, not me. And no one believes you've only been with 6 guys. Maybe 6 guys who haven't regretted banging you, but you've been with way more than 6 guys."
I thinking she hit that number on her Junior Prom night.
"kb said...
Lying sack of shit, CBT. Half of those things are not sex, it is foreplay."
Foreplay is an aspect of sex, therefore sex. Fucking is good ol' dick in the pussy sex, but the oother things are sex, too.
"I thinking she hit that number on her Junior Prom night."
ReplyDeleteFunny, she probably did.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFinger Bang Bear:
I've busted you up so many ways there's no way you could have possibly kept count.'
Right. I'd've been upset with how you "busted me up" if I was maybe 13.
Or if you could stay sober for more than a day.
ReplyDeleteSix total.
ReplyDeleteCBT, kissing is an aspect of sex, so every guy I've ever kissed I had sex with as well?
Negative.
thats my number and I'm stickin to it
ReplyDeletek30+b:
ReplyDeleteSure.
So have you decided what movie you are going to see kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday kb. I have only a vague idea of what my number is. I quit counting a decade ago.
ReplyDeleteHer birthday is Sunday. And CBT, I'd say your number is about 12.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'd say your number is 2, except your hand doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd doubled 12 by the time I was a junior in high school. I got lotsa girl cousins.
ReplyDeleteSo you did bang your cousins? Figures. And I put the number at 12, because I figured that's the amount of women you actually slept with w/out paying. Maybe I gave you too much credit.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm, Spurs. I didn't start keeping sugar babies until 2002. I did buy a few whores while I was in the Army, but not in civilian life.
ReplyDeleteI remember you saying you picked up some whores when you were in the Army.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like how you termed it "keeping sugar babies" as if they are bees or old newspaper.
Oh, and why did you decide to start with the sugar babies?
ReplyDeleteSo if masturbation is sex do you count yourself as one of your sexual partners?
ReplyDeleteI haven't left to the movie yet, had to come feed and walk the dogs.
Masturbation isn't sex Streets, but that's a good question for CBT.
ReplyDeleteNow I don't consider oral sex as sex. To me, that is foreplay which could most likely lead to sex. My reasoning behind it is sex is something that could get you pregnant and oral sex cannot. However, I do think anal sex counts as sex even though you can't get pregnant with that either. So I don't know what I think.
ReplyDeleteBut the 5% that don't think it doesn't count as sex if you don't finish is just fooling themselves. But in that case, spurs is at 0.
I was waiting for an insult on that DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd anal is sex. But oral isn't.
So anal, oral or vaginal with a condom is NOT sex? I am confused.
ReplyDeleteYou can still get knocked up with a condom. Don't take DG's theory anyway. I mean, she's never had her BOYS wear condoms.
ReplyDeleteWhats up Spurs, Elfie, DG and whoever else is lurking.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteNothing much. You were right about that tax return.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Easy V. Ok now I am really going to the movie, I will submit my review later. ciao
ReplyDeleteHow do you do oral with a condom? That sounds gross.
ReplyDeleteBut you can get pregnant and that's why you wear the condom with regular sex.
I don't understand my reasoning either but oral sex is foreplay and anal sex is not. When you have anal sex with someone you already most likely had regular sex anyway so that wouldn't bring your number up regardless.
Hi easy V!
So you got it today EV?
ReplyDeleteCool.
I'm going at 9pm tonight so I will have my review later too.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the movies Streets.
ReplyDeleteCool, it's like Siskel and Ebert.
ReplyDeleteYea, I got it today.
ReplyDeleteWhich movie are you guys talking about? And oral with a condom would be gay. Pointless.
They are going and seeing Alice in Wonderland.
ReplyDeleteFigured. Bunch of people called me for drugs for that movie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would be cool to see tripping.
ReplyDeleteThats the first thing I thought of when I saw the previews for it.
ReplyDeleteThe reviews weren't all that great for the movie, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
ReplyDeletei think that kb has only been with 6 guys.
ReplyDeletein one night, that is.
Now you're thinking.
ReplyDeleteDepends who is reviewing it. If it was your average moviegoer? I would probably go to the movies they gave horrible reviews.
ReplyDeleteThis was on rottentomatoes.com EV.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteDid you see CBT's explanation of sex? That was worth a laugh or two.
This site is fucked.
ReplyDeleteYour comments are still showing up EV. Just hit submit once. I think Google is working on it.
ReplyDeleteI see the comments, but I have no control over them showing up 3 times. The comment was posted, and reposted every time the page refreshed.
ReplyDeletecbt is right.....for once.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's a little fucked up EV. Should be fixed soon though.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteSo you think finger banging is sex?
think about it spurs, whatever you dont want your woman doing with somebody else is considered sex.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not about cheating. If you "finger bang" a chick, you don't count that as sex, do you?
ReplyDeleteright. i dont consider that sex. but i would consider that cheating.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think I would consider that cheating too.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletethink about it spurs, whatever you dont want your woman doing with somebody else is considered sex."
Perfect explanation. Thank you Anonymous.
hows the pacifico tasting cbt?
ReplyDeleteAt least the comments tonight are actually related to the post.
ReplyDeletecbt, you just jinxed it.
ReplyDeleteThat's an oddity too CBT.
ReplyDeleteI had a buger and two Sam Adams a couple of hours ago.
ReplyDeleteDid you finger bang a waitress?
ReplyDelete*burger*
ReplyDeletei had some italian beer last night. i dont remember the name but it was really good.
ReplyDeletecbt, if you have a 'hankerin' for salty mucus thats ok.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, you just jinxed it."
True. Now EV will show up and talk basketball.
"SPURS FAN said...
Did you finger bang a waitress?"
Not yet. She gets off at 11 tonight. She's gonna bring over a joint and a movie when she gets off work.
i heard you can grow really decent weed in your area.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei heard you can grow really decent weed in your area."
It's called Ozark Ozone.
"Not yet. She gets off at 11 tonight. She's gonna bring over a joint and a movie when she gets off work."
ReplyDeleteWhat does your fiancee think of that CBT?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Not yet. She gets off at 11 tonight. She's gonna bring over a joint and a movie when she gets off work."
What does your fiancee think of that CBT?"
Like I'm gonna tell her. Actually tonight is an innocent movie watching get together between two friends. Totally innocent. So what if one of the participants is a cute, slighly chuinky 22 year old brunette. Harmless.
How much does she charge?
ReplyDeleteThe girl kinda reminds me of MTQT, only not as plush.
ReplyDeletedo they have craigslist in your area, cbt?
ReplyDeleteShe's hispanic CBT?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedo they have craigslist in your area, cbt?"
Craigslist is web based. It's in everybody's area, dumb ass. As far as are there ads from around here on craigslist, I have no idea. I'm sure if there are, it's old Yankees trying to sell used walkers and trusses.
She Italian, Spurs. Born in Chicago, folks retired here when she was 16. She's the youngest off 8 or 9 kids.
ReplyDeleteItalian? Nice.
ReplyDeleteI got tickets to a cubs game next saturday. I bought Francis a ticket too just in case he wants to show up.
ReplyDeleteAlso I bought Heavy Rain. This game is unbelievable.
Where's my ticket? And that Heavy Rain is badass huh?
ReplyDeleteFrancis is a cubs fan and you are not so you don't get a ticket.
ReplyDeleteI just hope the weather is ok. Normally that is something you don't even worry about here but it has been a weird winter. I've seen more rain the past couple months than I've seen the entire 5 years I've lived here.
I bought hair extensions today too. Only clip ins this time because I'm sick of them being in permanently.
ReplyDeleteClip ins? Cheap ass.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't cheap. But I've done both other extensions too much and I'm tired of them. I like extra hair only sometimes now.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice. That was a hell of a story, thanks for sharing that.
ReplyDeleteYou still going to see Alice in Wonderland?
aww, DG! fake hair? and a bumpit? You really are a full-Britney!
ReplyDeleteDG, I await your review of Alice in Wonderland and Heavy Rain.
ReplyDeleteStreets was supposed to see AIW too and give her review, still waiting on it.
ReplyDeleteOh yea. I feel left out now. I'll give a review of this joint once it's done. Hows that sound? You near your breaking point yet?
ReplyDeleteNot yet, but indeed, let us know how that joint was.
ReplyDeleteSo Spurs, you have anything going on this weekend?
ReplyDeleteNot much man. Rest, eat a lot, run some errands.
ReplyDeleteYou?
Nothin. Getting high, maybe hitting up Mill for food.
ReplyDeleteI might check out a movie (it won't be AIC) this weekend, but I've been saying that for awhile.
ReplyDeleteAIC not look interesting to you? What other movie were you thinking?
ReplyDeleteI'd still like to check out Avatar in IMAX.
ReplyDeleteActually I don't think it's playing in IMAX, I waited too long.
ReplyDeleteThat didn't really appeal to me. I don't much care for the idea of an entire CGI movie other than kids movies.
ReplyDeleteMost of the people I heard that liked it said it was only worth it in the IMAX.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I was thinking too. So I probably won't see it now.
ReplyDeleteYou see all the moves in free agency today? Shit pissed me off. The fucking Bears got Peppers, and Arizona no longer has a contending team.
ReplyDeleteI was just about to ask you about that. Yeah, it's all over for Arizona.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Bears spent some cash.
ReplyDeleteThe Pack is going to be a hell of a team next year, too.
ReplyDeleteWell, they still don't have any receivers, so I don't see how they will be very good.
ReplyDeletenext season*
ReplyDeleteYou think?
ReplyDeleteI know, their offense is breaking down at every point. It's definitely not all Cutler. They also have no first or second round picks.
ReplyDeleteYou don't think? They have no where to go but up, and Aaron Rogers is looking like a great Quarterback.
ReplyDeleteI don't see them winning a Super Bowl or anything.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure Philly will pick up Vick's option. I'm still hoping they'll shop McNabb and let Kolb/Vick be 1 and 2.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, I do think McNabb might be gone.
ReplyDeleteYou never know. I doubt anyone expected the Saints to win this year, and probably didn't expect to see the Steelers miss the playoffs after a bowl win...again.
ReplyDeleteAnything can happen in football. Like the beloved once-Champion Cowboys going for a 13-year-and-counting drought.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least we didn't have high expectations to fail to achieve. And, we're still a more relevant team.
ReplyDeleteRelevant in Philly maybe.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want, but come playoff time, more teams are worried about the Eagles than they are the Cowgirls. I bet this season doesn't change anyones feelings.
ReplyDeleteOkay man.
ReplyDeleteSo is ol' Wade going to stay on Jerry's payroll?
ReplyDeleteYeah, he is.
ReplyDeleteI figured he would. I think he finally got his shit together.
ReplyDeleteHopefully. We'll see though. I still can't believe the Cowboys gave away all those pics for Williams, and Boldin went for what? A 3rd and 4th round pick?
ReplyDeleteCrazy.
Wait, what did Dallas give away, for who? I didn't even see the Boldin deal, but that is terrible. He's a #1 WR, and Arizona acts like he ain't shit.
ReplyDeleteThe Cowboys gave up a 1st and 3rd I think. And yeah, that's what AZ gave him up for. Stupid.
ReplyDeleteHave fun Leinart.
ReplyDeleteThe Cowboys gave up their 1st for this year? That sucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it was this years.
ReplyDeleteBH,
ReplyDeleteI do not own a bump it but I've been adding and taking away hair since I was 15. It's a hard habit to break. That is if I was trying to break it. But I'm not. I find it fun to play with my hair.
Britney:
ReplyDeleteSo did you watch the movie or what?
As for the movie:
ReplyDeleteIt was hard to get into because they were sold out everywhere. But with some waiting in a line I finally got to the last show. It was ok. I didn't realize it was a continuation of the first alice in wonderland, i thought it was a remake. So I wish I would've rented that before I saw this one. Johnny Depp as usually did a great job and I liked all of Alice's dresses.
That's pretty much like the reviews I was reading. Perhaps you could be a movie critic in addition to the other fantasies you have in your head.
ReplyDeleteWas the 3D cool though?
ReplyDeleteYea, I had heard it was continuing from the first one. Johnny Depp is always gold.
ReplyDeleteIt always is! Although I think cartoons are better in 3d.
ReplyDeleteRemember the cat in the movie? He always reminded me of my cat I had growing up. It made me miss her watching this.
I saw the previews for Karate Kid too.
ReplyDeleteBut did you know they are making another Tron?
Yeah, I've heard about that other Tron.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'll pass on the newest Karate Kid.
EV:
ReplyDeleteHeavy Rain so far is really fun. It plays out like a movie but it is very interactive and the graphics are amazing. The way you control things is so different. You should check out the demo.
DG:
ReplyDeleteYour cat talked?
It did. It said Meow and purrrrrrr really well.
ReplyDeleteWow, your cat should have been a debater.
ReplyDeleteI'll check out that demo tomorrow. Right now I'm about to pass out. Talk to you guys later.
ReplyDeleteGood night! I'm about to pass out too.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Pam will stop by shortly to entertain you spurs.
Smartass.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight though. Hope you have nightmares.
Later on EV.
ReplyDeleteSomeone dies tonight. I got my .38 and a throw down .25 and I'm in the foulest mood I've been in in the last 4 years.
ReplyDeleteWhy's that CBT?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. I just know what happens when I feel like this. I should be in a good mood, got laid last night, weather's beautiful, all should be right with the world, but it ain't.
ReplyDeleteSo you banged that waitress huh?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou should invest in a turquoise jewelry making set too so you can bang all the local waitresses in your area.
You know, that is great advice DG. I think I should go to Hobby Lobby and see if they have anything I can work with.
ReplyDeleteSix. I'm not lying or applying ra-tard rules either.
ReplyDeleteCBT! Cheating on your fiance?? I'm telling!
Alice sucked. It will make tons of money though, it was sold out around me as well at more than one theatre. Depp was good, but not in it as much as I'd hoped.
So The Warden took you to see Alice?
ReplyDeleteThat's cute.
And Spurs-your present was not in my mailbox this AM, again. Not even a card. I'm hurt, really. I will probably drink even more tonight because of this. If I get a DUI, it's all your fault.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I sent it to Kinkyb!tch at 123 Always Whining Lane, but it was returned.
ReplyDeleteI guess you moved.
It's Always Right Drive, stoopid.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go do my hair. It's frikkin raining here, I may as well not, but I would like to look cute for 2.5 seconds.
I will take a shot for you tonight, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteNone for you, cheater CBT.
biye!
2.5 seconds?
ReplyDeleteThat long?
Later kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI want to see Alice in Wonderland. I have only heard good things about it, but Cry Baby is one of my favorite Depp movies.
ReplyDelete********AstridB
What's going on AstridB? Nice to see you make a comment.
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs I read your blogs more than I comment, but I see a lot of funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteDid you get that email addy I sent with the article?
That article is funny as hell.
AB
Yes, I did get that article, thank you for sending that. I'm trying to figure out if I should rip SORRY Ari with it or Nik. I wish I would have seen it when it was new, but I'm sure I can still come up with something.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on this weekend?
I work all weekend, and I am recovering from a respiratory infection. :(
ReplyDelete... so nothing exciting is planned for me this weekend
What about yourself? Do you have any ideas for me?
Rip them both... LOL... I can't imagine them putting on a good show without staging everything. Also, I can't believe the comparisons Ari was making in that article. Dan Rather doesn't act like he is high school when reporting the news... lol
A respiratory infection? That sucks, sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteAs far as plans? Not much. I was listening to the new Gorillaz earlier, now just watching tv. Yeah, real exciting stuff.
And indeed, that article was really assinine, but I did get the humor behind it.
My infection is not that bad. I have had worse.
ReplyDeleteI am not much of a basketball fan like you. I am looking forward to the World Cup :P
So you are a soccer (futbol) fan? How long have you liked soccer?
ReplyDeleteAnd even though I don't like soccer, I make it a point to watch the World Cup. I'd love to go to a World Cup or Premier League game, just to see the fans.
I have been into it for a few years... I lived in Germany during the previous World Cup. I did not go to any of the games, but being there with the parities was really fun.
ReplyDeleteI like St Pauli.. they play in Hamburg, and the fans are great
Germany huh? Nice.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you think of MLS?
Whats up, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on EV? Not much man, you?
ReplyDeleteNothing much. Was going to order those parts but they're out of stock for two weeks. Then I was going to renew my plates but the site was down.
ReplyDeleteI don't follow the teams in the MLS right now...
ReplyDelete200?
ReplyDeleteDon't blame you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you got it EV, and the comment problem should be fixed now.
ReplyDeleteYea, the page messed up (probably this shitty browser) and I went back to the main page and saw it was 199.
ReplyDeleteYou use Safari right?
ReplyDeleteNo, Google Chrome.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Chrome.
ReplyDeleteYou have HBO EV?
ReplyDelete