From The Smoking Gun:
FEBRUARY 4--Just in time for Fashion Week, a top male model is facing criminal charges after allegedly offering sexual favors to Arkansas cops in return for his release following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Nick Snider, 21, was busted early Monday morning after causing a disturbance at a female friend's home in Batesville, a city 90 miles north of Little Rock. According to an Independence County Sheriff's Department report, when deputies approached the intoxicated Snider, he stated, "I am a very famous model." As Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. "Mr. Snider stated to me, 'If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.'" Snider, pictured in the below mug shot, allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where the model "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments." After declining the barter deal, deputies lodged an additional charge against Snider, this one for illegally attempting to influence a public servant.
Arkansas, huh? You know CBT is wishing he had become a police officer.
Surprise! Fags, Idiots, and Drunks in arkansas
ReplyDeleteGood one Evil.
ReplyDeleteHey Cow & Boy Tipper:
ReplyDeleteLooks like your son is doing big things
I don't think CBT has a son.
ReplyDeletewhat does this pole smokers fucking shirt say?
ReplyDeleteI do like what you think his initials stand for though.
ReplyDeletesorry not son, "Sugar Son"
ReplyDelete"Hey babe, when we chillaxin"
ReplyDeleteI know, real cool.
"Sugar Son"
ReplyDeleteNice.
it should say "Hey Sir/Officer when can I start sucking?"
ReplyDeleteI guess this was his way of coming out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteIf he hadn't already.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of homos, someone is online right now from Pasadena CA who wrote the term "Nik Richie is a fag" as a search term.
ReplyDelete"... later, Nick Snider was released and picked up again for solicitation of prostitution when he was found in a 1993 ford bronco performing fellatio on the supposed "Head of Advertising" for the local honkey tonk station. Snider allegedly traded oral sex for ad time"
ReplyDeletefound the rest of the article
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteNice find.
ReplyDeleteWeld, weld,weld! Luke who we gots hurr! If'n it aint ol CBT's boi-freen! Ah dun scene dem 'bout ferty er fiddy tymes down by dah river smellin' each udders peckers!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Cadimino? It's been a long time.
ReplyDeleteWhy yis sur, it sho has haddin it? Ah bin ah-way fer a spell but kno werries. Ah gots it unner cunt-troll.
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been? What did you need to get "unner cunt-troll?"
ReplyDeleteHaw yew bin der Tooty Frooty?
ReplyDeleteSpunk Flag, ah caint git inna de-tale bout it but ah well sey dis, neva built yer hows on top of yer cesspool.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pretend I didn't see that "Tooty Frooty" shit.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
Yes, that doesn't seem like a good idea to build a house on top of a cesspool.
ReplyDeleteSpeekin' of tooty frooty, wares dat ol CBT? Ah reckin bailin' out his boi-freen?
ReplyDeleteDun't let thet boy Cadamino fool ye. He's dun bin in the jayl fer ajackin orft at the Game n Fish orfiser agin. Thet's his thurd offence. Ah tol thet boy to keep his pekker in his pans, but he dunt nevr lssen.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where he is. I think he had to go to a memorial service today to try to sell some advertising.
ReplyDeleteWell see hurr Splooge Pan, ah wus tinkin' dat wonce dah shittin piss dun dryed up ah wood have meh a nyce bass-mint. Didnt happin dat way ass it terns out.
ReplyDeleteNice to see you Grandmappy.
ReplyDeleteO shit, speeking o boi-freen, ders meh Grandmappy! Dunt letter kno ah'm hurr.
ReplyDeleteI won't let her know.
ReplyDeleteLemme hide in yer pants reel kwik like?
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
ReplyDeleteAint kno way she gunna look der. Aint no woah-mens gunna look der. Mite be dah safetyest place tah hide!
ReplyDeleteWat iffin' ah prom-is tah keep meh hangin' parts tah meh-self?
ReplyDeleteWell, sorry.
ReplyDeleteStill a no.
ReplyDeleteDang! Now yew dun got all city boi on meh an wunt heep ah freen out?
ReplyDeleteYep, went all city boy on you.
ReplyDeleteNow why-jew go and do dat fer?
ReplyDeleteWell, you seem pretty backwoods, and no offense, but I really wouldn't want you around me. You seem a little off.
ReplyDeleteWat dah heck?! Arrya fer reel? Ah dun axed yew moor dan twyce tah cum on out hurr fer yer vay-cay-shun an dis is how yew treet yer freens? Ah tink yer gettin sweet on dat CBT fella, iffin' yew ax meh!
ReplyDeleteVacation? No thanks. I've seen swamps and shacks before in Louisiana, wasn't too impressed.
ReplyDeleteAh even dun warshed meh sum unnerware jus fer yew! Heck, ah even dun went tah town and trayded sum moss and bloodroot fer us tah git some pepsi and pee-nuts.
ReplyDeletePepsi and peanuts?
ReplyDeleteIt's like a regular bed-n-breakfast.
Uh, ah dunt leev in Weezy-anna. Ah leev in Arkin-saw.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know where you live. It just seems like you'd live around a swamp and in a shack.
ReplyDeleteYeh, we can do dat two iffin yew want. We sho can have breekfess in bed. Dats ok bi me! How do yew like yer eggs?
ReplyDeleteSunny side up, but I'm going to pass on the breakfast in bed.
ReplyDeleteFor sure now.
ReplyDeleteWell wat am ah soup-os-tah do wiff dah condums ah bot?
ReplyDeleteUse them on grandmappy.
ReplyDeleteYews dem on Grandmappy huh? Dunt yew tink ahhm tyred of dat saym ol shit? Well, maybee we can do ah gang bang on hurr? Wudda yew say?
ReplyDeleteNope. You can have her all for yourself.
ReplyDeleteWazza madder? Frayed yer gunna like it?
ReplyDeleteI know I won't.
ReplyDeleteWell misser Stork Fin, iffin yew wanna be dat way. Ah gotta go collect meh sum moss and bloodroot, Misser Spam Flan dunt kneed kno freens.
ReplyDeleteWell, have a good time Cadimino.
ReplyDeleteHow do you talk to big Drew like this lol
ReplyDeleteWho is Nick Snider? Is this someone I'm supposed to know of?
ReplyDeleteIt would've been cooler if it was Nick Hogan.
What's your point Spam?
ReplyDeleteThis story seems on-par with the area.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteSome male model.
EV:
ReplyDeleteGreat point.
spursy mail! :)
ReplyDeleteWill you google the pic? Can you photoshop Where's Waldo for me? I need to hit the sack. These past few days have been draining on me for some reason..it is catching up to me now and I don't like the sappy bitch I am becoming. I need to suck it up, put on my parachute and jump, but fuck I can't get the room to stop spinning. I bet someone spiked my drink at the bar on Monday night. I'm so sick of people trying to take advantage of me.
Hello kinkyb!tch. I'm pretty far from being a photoshop expert. Probably because I don't even have photoshop.
ReplyDeleteSorry you are feeling bad.
I'm not looking forward to detailing my interior tomorrow. I'll probably be too drained to do anything after that.
ReplyDeleteYou going to do a little work on your ride?
ReplyDeleteHey EV..wanna detail my interior tomorrow? wink wink
ReplyDeletehey nickel turned on me in 48 hours spurs
ReplyDeletetold you I can't trust her.
What did she do?
ReplyDeleteMore than a little. I've been setting aside detailing it for a while. I need to clean and condition all the leather, vacuum and shampoo the carpet then wipe down the rest.
ReplyDeletePlus I have a bunch of shit I need to get done on it. Need to replace the radius rod bushings, strut mounts, front/rear springs, bleed the clutch, change the oil and rotate the tires. I also want to take the doors apart because there is a wiring harness there in there that rattles when my sub is turned up.
I want to replace the struts and get a bushing kit too, but after the chemicals and other crap my extra cash is low.
ReplyDeleteshe is boning trace the ex who kicked my car
ReplyDeleteand is texting me off his phone deleted me off facebook and wont stop calling me to hang out lol
I am way to sick to deal with insane people
Damn EV, sounds like you have quite the day ahead of you.
ReplyDeleteHey, check out this newest post.
Pam, why does it surprise you that she's a snake?
ReplyDeletedoesn't lol there for Idid not go " hang " out with her when she begged for our three some
ReplyDeleteif I want a threee some
I want a sane chick please
She's just a little deviant, isn't she?
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