We've all read DG's stories of drunken fantasies at the bar and the men hitting on her and roses in the mouth and broken dreams and blah, blah, blah well here's a pic of some guy that was trying to spit game at her after she went out with one of her skeezer friends.
I really like the rooster's Punky Brewster shoes, but nothing beats the creeper eye's Space Invader shirt.
Looks like you are really painting the town at some upscale places DG. Congrats.
Arizona, the fashion mecca.
ReplyDeleteLooks like they keep that place clean too.
ReplyDeleteHey one of your comments disappeared!
ReplyDeleteand now it's back but mine is gone what the french?!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, they will come back, don't worry. It's annoying though, I know.
ReplyDeletenow it looks like you are talking to yourself Sours... which I realize it not that odd of an occurence since you have no real friends but yeah it's kind of creepy.
ReplyDeleteReally funny Skeets. They will appear.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you think of DG's haunts?
That guy with the spacer invader shirt looks like the dad from Grounded for Life
ReplyDeleteNever saw that show. Was it good?
ReplyDeleteThey look weird but sadly normal for Tucson. If you want to see something weird come here and go to 4th ave on any given saturday night.
ReplyDeleteIs that where you will be?
ReplyDeleteNot good at all
ReplyDeleteI went there a couple of months ago and there were 2 girls dressed in black jumpsuits with bones on them, several roller derby dykes (think fat manly broads in short puffy skirts and unmatching tank tops with thigh highs) and a girl wearing a white nurses dress, with white and green striped tights wearing a huge white bunny head.
ReplyDeletekeep it classy on the westside. hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWestside is shitty in Phoenix or what?
ReplyDeletethe westside is the open sewer of phx.
ReplyDeleteKind of wondering what that guy finds so fascinating.
ReplyDeletewas it 80's retro night or something?
ReplyDeleteI think it must have been.
ReplyDeleteThat rooster should have been wearing a Pac Man shirt.
ReplyDeleteI like totally have fake boobs OMG!
ReplyDeleteCan I get a pic of them?
ReplyDeleteWhat were you wearing when you went Streets?
ReplyDeleteMy daughter has pacman shoes but they dont fit her anymore... maybe that clown can borrow them?
ReplyDeleteHe could wear them to the skate park.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't the westside, this is Tempe for sure.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was in Tucson visiting a friend and when we were leaving some homeless chick yelled "what the fuck are you looking at?" to us while we were looking her way to make sure no cars were coming so we could turn. I was like wtf..in Phx they just stand there waiting for change, but near campus in Tucson they cuss you out?? Crazies.
She must have been having a bad day.
ReplyDeleteBut you could have called Skeets. She owns the streets of Tucson. I mean, she's walked them all I'm sure.
I was wearing jeans and a soho/hippish type tunic that can be either a dress or shirt and brown boots.
ReplyDeleteKumbaya Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI think probably all cities have a 4th Ave, Elfie. I went to Seattle once for a journalism conference and we found a place that sounds like what you described above (on accident while site seeing). I remember talking with some dude w/blue hair (which was rare back then) who was SO cute, but he was gay. His friend was wearig some tie that was huge, like costume extra huge and the chick with them had on this rock necklace-it looked like Wilma Flinstone's-and a beanie with that cartoon character the Tick on it.
ReplyDeleteAt second glance, I would appreciate the opportunity to run my fingers through blondie's hair, just the back part though. I wonder if he would've let me had I been there and asked.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's really kinky stuff in your mind kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYesterday there was this lady pushing the cutest little kid in a wheelchair down the street, I mean this kid was so cute in a little mini-wheelchair so I smiled and said how cute is that little boy to my kids and the lady started cussing me out for looking. I wasn't gawking at him because he is in a wheelchair (my brother is in one too) you dumb bitch I thought your kid was adorable.
ReplyDeleteShuddup, Spurs. It just looks nice and soft. Blue hair guy let me run my fingers through his hair also, I guess I just like doing that to strangers?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing this weekend, fatso? How 'bout you, Elf?
You just have some bad luck with people, don't you Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI don't have any grand plans kinkyb!tch, do you?
ReplyDeleteI'm planning to clean my backyard and my garage and take my kids and dogs to the wash to take pics.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to take your dogs to get washed and take pics?
ReplyDeleteNo take them to the wash and take pictures of my dogs and kids playing in the water/sand
ReplyDeleteWhat is "the wash?"
ReplyDeleteIs that some ghetto speak you've picked up?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43065070
ReplyDeleteCheck those out, Elfie. You can get pics of your kids on them for Mom's Day. I don't know what to get my mom, but I think I will be conceited and get her the scrabble tile version of that w/a pic of me.
Supposed to go to a spring training game on Sunday for a friend's bday, bbq tomorrow afternoon. And I might paint my bathroom, well, just one wall of it.
ReplyDeletespurs, get your mom one, too.
ReplyDeleteit's a river that only runs sometimes.
ReplyDeletecompletely full:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/204096684_94eb782a67.jpg?v=0
dry:
http://thecatscan.com/images/River.jpg
right now there is about 2 feet of water in some places and just sand in others.
That looks like loads of fun Skeets.
ReplyDeleteour rivers dry out here, SPurs, well some of em do. Leave us alone with your dry sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteActually smartass it is fun (for my dogs and kids) and I figured it would be a good chance to practice taking pictures.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWell, all I was thinking is maybe I could buy her a couple of bags of sand and ship it to her, she could dump them out on her driveway and save her a trip.
Geez.
Well Ansel Adams, rock on then.
ReplyDeleteYou are so considerate Sours.
ReplyDeleteI am. I'm glad you've come to realize that Skeets.
ReplyDeletehey elfie, try your hand at painting while youre at it. well, i mean besides painting cars in primer.
ReplyDeleteShe paints. She has a painting hanging up in The Louvre.
ReplyDeleteIf people look like that in Tucson, then I don't want to go there
ReplyDeleteIs 4th ave cool or is it sad?
ReplyDeleteI know a place.. Yellow Springs.. it's college town, where Dave Chapell lives, and it's all hippies and stoners. They have a hemp festival each year.
If you go there you'll see hippies playing guitars in the streets and wearing tie dye, smoking pot...
They have good ice cream and lots of cool little shops..
What's going on Astrid?
ReplyDeleteastrid, that sounds like mill ave in the mid 90's.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteKind of wondering what that guy finds so fascinating."
The fur on Dg's snout.
I went to a restaurant by myself because I wanted to eat salad... I didn't have my phone or a book, it was so boring waiting for my food..
ReplyDeletehow are you guys doing?
ReplyDeleteim watching the paraplegic olympics with my pants down. and you?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDeletehaha... anon.. I was in Xenia today.. I was thinking about Gummo
ReplyDeleteI'm doing fine, thanks Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat restaurant did you go to?
ReplyDeletewas it gummo you were thinking about? or me?
ReplyDeleteastrid, did i ever tell you that i look like chris issak?
ReplyDeleteI went to Applebees...
ReplyDeleteand anon.. it was Gummo.. I saw a sign for a karate class and it said, "asses now forming."
It was supposed to say classes, but the "cl" slid off...
It's not quite like the movie but it's still a shitty little place
Hey Spurs. I've become the darlin' of the right wing nut jobs around here. I'm so glad I studied Goebbeles.
ReplyDeleteastrid, did you take a pic of that sign?
ReplyDeletehaha... that is nice anon.. you must get a lot of tail
ReplyDeleteno i didn't anon.. because i was driving when I noticed it
ReplyDeleteactually no, women are afraid of my man-beauty.
ReplyDeletewere they making death threats to anybody cbt?
ReplyDeleteyeah, they called cbt a snicker licker...or something like that.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteactually no, women are afraid of my man-beauty."
Now that's seriously fuckin' funny.
it seems like drew hasn't checked in with us
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletewere they making death threats to anybody cbt?"
That's my job.
"Anonymous said...
yeah, they called cbt a snicker licker...or something like that."
Dude you're such a fuckin' fag it ain't funny.
What makes it worse is that you're an unoriginal, stupid faggot.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteApplebees? Cool. What did you have?
"Hey Spurs. I've become the darlin' of the right wing nut jobs around here."
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, how's that?
salad, spurs... and cheese sticks
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous, you Chris Isaac looking stupid faggot.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteit seems like drew hasn't checked in with us"
Probably because the Puerto Rican streetwalker he ended up with stold his wallet, plane ticket, cell phone and the rented H2. He's trying to hitch hike back to Jersey.
CBT.. are you going to make your own political blog soon, so you can preach to the masses?
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right Astrid. Where the hell is Drew?
ReplyDeleteHe needs to take some pics.
yeah i know right? im so sad that cbt doesnt like me. let me make sad faces like drew and pam.
ReplyDelete:(
Sounds filling Astrid.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteCBT.. are you going to make your own political blog soon, so you can preach to the masses?"
Maybe. I might just be America's Hitler.
"yeah i know right? im so sad that cbt doesnt like me. let me make sad faces like drew and pam."
ReplyDelete:(
That's funny.
I have heard about chris issak for a long time... bringing him up was kind of gay anon..
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Hey Spurs. I've become the darlin' of the right wing nut jobs around here."
Oh yeah, how's that?"
Selling a bogus political agenda ain't all that different from selling an old used car, maybe easier because the muffler ain't gonna fall off a political agenda during the demo ride.
I am watching that video... his song sucks and the girl is wearing granny panties on the beach
ReplyDeleteYeah, I get the whole "bogus political agenda", but who the hell is listenin to you there? Where do you do this ranting that people bit off on CBT?
ReplyDeletewell astrid, thats who i have been told that i look like. so take it as you will. but please dont make me even more sad than what cbt already has. my tear ducts can only produce so much sorrow for one day.
ReplyDelete:(
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteyeah i know right? im so sad that cbt doesnt like me. let me make sad faces like drew and pam."
It ain't that I don't like you, it's that you matter less to me than dogshit on my boot would.
you forgot the sad face in the quote.
ReplyDelete:(
switched to Billy Squier..
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I get the whole "bogus political agenda", but who the hell is listenin to you there? Where do you do this ranting that people bit off on CBT?"
Baxter County Republican Men's Club.
lol... anon.. do people say you look like chris issak now, or in the 80s?
ReplyDeleteIf you look like the 80s chris issak today, you need a new hairstyle..
"Baxter County Republican Men's Club."
ReplyDeleteI bet those cats have cash. Why do you go? You selling something to them? Besides your bullshit?
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteswitched to Billy Squier.."
Jesus, my first with used to play "The Stroke" over and over until I broke the albumn.
cbt, when you reply to somebody in person do you repaet what they say and then follow up with a response? for example;
ReplyDeleteco-worker: morning roy.
cbt: 'morning roy.'
morning steve
*first wife*
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Baxter County Republican Men's Club."
I bet those cats have cash. Why do you go? You selling something to them? Besides your bullshit?"
Advertising, Spurs, advertising.
astrid, i would say that i personally think that i look more like matt dillion in rumble fish....minus the mullet.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, when you reply to somebody in person do you repaet what they say and then follow up with a response? for example;
co-worker: morning roy.
cbt: 'morning roy.'
morning steve"
Of course I do, you ingnorant sumbitch.
spurs has a good point cbt... you should try to sell them some cars while you are networking with them..
ReplyDeleteMy sister is in law, and she says all the lawyers wit connections here are repubs.. she isn't repub, but she has to kiss ass because she is trying to establish herself
why dont i doubt it? hhhmmm.....
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteastrid, i would say that i personally think that i look more like matt dillion in rumble fish....minus the mullet."
Dude, send Spurs a picture to post. I bet you really look like the Pelican.
now.. Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night
ReplyDeletecbt, naw. i dont want anymore stalker or fans. 15 fan clubs is quite enough.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I'm done with the car biz.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, naw. i dont want anymore stalker or fans. 15 fan clubs is quite enough."
Okay. I believe you're a gay pretty boy.
besides, i already sent spurs a pic of me getting ready to go to comic con. he didnt want to post it because of the beauty involved. it was like seeing jesus turning water into wine.
ReplyDeleteshow your cris issak pectorals and biceps or GTFO
ReplyDeletelol, fucking astrid.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteCBT sells radio advertising.
I will have infiltrate the local republican party, weasel some suckers out of money and power and unintentionally destroy it...
ReplyDeleteoh.. wait.. that is Glenn Becks job
how long do you think you will play the part with the conservs, cbt?
ReplyDeleteBeck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Humphries and O'Rielly are all just grifters, and so am I. I'm thinking politics might very well be mor profitable than the car biz. Gotta start somewhere.
ReplyDeletetheres a new party starting after the momentum from the tea party. this one is called the lemon party. check it out: lemonparty.org
ReplyDeleteO'Rielly seems to be the most level headed lately...
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehow long do you think you will play the part with the conservs, cbt?"
As long as I need to. Hitler and Goebbels used the "Big Lie" to take over Germany and I know what my audience wants to here. Spurs has read my speech. It's bullshit, but it's good.
cbt, what if your cover is blown? like when the skinheads found out hat hitler wasnt a blue eyed blondie?
ReplyDeleteWhen Bill O'Rielly is the most level headed sumbitch in a movement, the movement's truly fucked. My ultimate goal is to fuck Bristol Plaiin in the ass.
ReplyDelete'when i saw the twin towers collapse i thought new york city was playing a game of jenga extreme.'
ReplyDeletebill o'reilly
fox news
dec 2001
Anonymous, I've been healed like a sinner that's found Jaysus. I've been washed in the blood of the martyrs to Democracy. Hallelulah and fuck that nigger in the White House!
ReplyDeleteI think it might be time to turn rat and let the Republican Club know they have a scab in their organzization.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I can believe anything if the money's right.
ReplyDeleteI gave spurs an article about a guy who was a scammer.. The Palin's are religious, CBT might be able to learn something from that guy... do you think spurs?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's good to know you can be bought CBT.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably already pulled that scam.
ReplyDeletei made myself anon on accident
ReplyDeleteI figured that's what happened.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHe's probably already pulled that scam."
Not yet, but I got it outlined.
So CBT, have any big plans this weekend?
ReplyDelete.. haha.. I am listing to Tears for Fears.. Shout! Shout!
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, no big plans. Flo works til close tonight and tomorrow night, I got fucked up as the government last night. I had 8 or 10 beers and, because Flo was bartending, paid for 3. I'm gonna lay up tonight, watch a movie or something. I gotta go rebuild some fence tomorrow, about 40 yards of 5 strand barbwire. What sucks is I'm gonna have to cut a couple of fallen trees up first. Flo's off Sunday so I'm gonna take her somewhere, haven't thought about where yet.
ReplyDeleteThat's a classic song.
ReplyDeleteI kinda hope it rains tomorrow. I hate building fence almost as much as I do running a chainsaw.
ReplyDeleteHow far do you live from the watering hole CBT?
ReplyDeleteI've always suspected "Songs From The Big Chair" is an album that has a special meaning to Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteI live maybe 7 or 8 miles from the bar. From my house to town is 5 or 6 miles. I live west of town and the bar is on the east side.
ReplyDeletelets be classic 80s together
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUatnbaNfEo
Is there a new movie out that won't make me have to wash the gay off after I see it? Or is everything about faggy vampires and lesbian werewolves?
ReplyDeleteCan you order movies on your tv CBT?
ReplyDeletecbt, clash of the titans.
ReplyDeleteYou Spin Me Round Astrid?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, the other station I sell for is almost all 80's stuff. You can hear Kajagoogoo and Dexie's Midnight Runners every day on SAM (KSMZ 94.3).
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCan you order movies on your tv CBT?"
Yeah Spurs, I've got DISH Network.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, clash of the titans."
How can this version be good? There's no Harry Hamlin in it.
Do you like that song spurs? It always makes me think of The Wedding Singer..
ReplyDeleteCBT.. you should watch a comedy
Not all that much Astrid, no.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you should be able to find something to watch.
ReplyDelete"Gangs Of New York" is on. That'll do for tonight.
ReplyDeleteI was asking about what's in the theaters. I think I'll take Flo out for dinner and movie Sunday.
ReplyDeleteWatch Precious CBT.
ReplyDeleteyeah...precious. that sounds like a winner.
ReplyDeletecbt, have you seen the previews for clash of the titans? it looks pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou should take her to see that Miley Cyrus movie CBT.
ReplyDeleteyeeeaaahhhhh...miley cyrus. yeah.
ReplyDeleteWhat up what up
ReplyDeleteYeah that creeper with the go-t is classic. Tell that guy to return his bowling shoes after the game.haha.. Look's like a "hot spot".
What's going on man? A "hot spot" huh?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, have you seen the previews for clash of the titans? it looks pretty awesome."
I was kidding about the Harry Hamlin shit. The movie does look good.
Spurs, I'll see Precious when you start watching 16 and Pregnant.
So in other words never.
ReplyDeleteNot much.. Found out my old pledge bro's Uncle got robbed yesterday. Check it out dude I'm glad everyone's ok. Fucking crazzzzzzzzy. Ninja stastus in all.. WTF
ReplyDeletehttp://www.oregonlive.com/west-linn/index.ssf/2010/03/ninja-clad_robbers_ransack_west_linn_home_and_sunnyside_jewelry_store_overnight.html
That is crazy. So did your pledge brother's Uncle own the home or jewelry store?
ReplyDeleteBoth!! His dad and brother (the uncle) are the owner's of these stores. His Family baller status. Use to go on christmas break and spring break trips paid for my his dad. This Jewlery store has been around for over 100 years and is well known through out the area. You know family owned and passed down through generations. So the wife his aunt answered the door. and then bammmmb it was on.. No suspects yet either
ReplyDeleteThey held the wife tell his uncle rick got home. Man,,,
ReplyDeleteI just glad they didn't get hurt. These burglars new there shit.. and they wernt fucking around..
ReplyDelete*I'm*
ReplyDeleteI saw that it was family owned for generations.
ReplyDeleteAnd I guess I read it wrong the first time, that is crazy how they ransacked the home and lay in wait for the husband.
And dressing up as ninjas? Not to sound unsympathetic, but those are great disguises.
hey spurs, did you hear that az is trying to do away with having a permit to carry a concealed weapon?
ReplyDeleteThat is professional.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Anonymous? They are trying to do away with your ability to carry a weapon?
ReplyDeleteI should say right to carry a weapon.
ReplyDeleteno. they are trying to do away with the whole permit process. basically you can carry a loaded and concealed weapon without having to go thru the permit process. i think that would be cool. a well armed society is a well behaved society.
ReplyDeleteOh, well that's a damn good idea then. I enjoy when the nuts who want stricter gun laws think criminals give a fuck about laws to begin with.
ReplyDeleteyeah. like maybe we should let them carry guns and we can shoot spitwads at them. i really hope that it goes thru and i want to see the dumbfucks try anything stupid...because they will never know whos armed and who isnt. it will be a crapshot they will have to take.
ReplyDeleteWhen is that supposed to be voted on?
ReplyDeletenovember, i think.
ReplyDeleteI really do think that's a great idea.
ReplyDeleteheres more info:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usacarry.com/forums/arizona-discussion-firearm-news/12313-bills-ok-carrying-concealed-guns-without-permits-advance.html
i have been carrying without a permit for awhile now...maybe now it wont be illegal.
ReplyDeletethe only thing that worries me is the dumbfucks that dont know how to use a gun in the first place can have one without any proper training.
ReplyDeleteok...gotta go shower. peace.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete"hey spurs, did you hear that az is trying to do away with having a permit to carry a concealed weapon?"
disarm them with chris issac good looks
ohhh Chris Issac's Wicked Game... that's hot.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing this weekend spurs.. are you planning on smoking?
ReplyDeleteWell, I have some errands to run, other than that, no plans.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, no plans to smoke this weekend.
ok...i feel refreshed.
ReplyDeleteYou take your weekly shower Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteyeah...once a week does it for me. i wanna keep the oils on as long as possible. keeps wrinkles at bay.
ReplyDeleteits all about the personal low-giene.
ReplyDeleteFunny. You think so huh?
ReplyDeletei dunno, but cbt seems to think so. unless you bathe in mule piss and scrub with dogshit then you just aint a man.
ReplyDelete