Friday, October 23, 2009
Big Drew's Afternoon Delight
Pulverized. Great job Dirtygirl! This is really funny. I'd wonder what the hell Rerun was thinking when he was taking shots at you, but he doesn't even know what time zone he lives in, so what should we expect?
Really glad yet another video made it up here, keeping with the week's tradition.
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Big thanks to the person who sent the pic used at the end. I'm glad I sent it to DG to work with.
ReplyDeleteThanks again bud.
Thats hilarious... but looking at that make-shift sex doll at the end for so long made me kinda sick
ReplyDeleteYeah man, that pic was great. I really like how DG put this together.
ReplyDeletehaha :)
ReplyDeleteDAN K-
ReplyDeleteThis is regarding the last comment you left me that I just read. Sweetie, I can always lose a couple of pounds and look even better, but you...you cant do anything about being just plain ugly. Frankenberry lookin bitch.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure he made that comment because of the Frankenberry insult you made on his pic.
that is so funny dirtygirl, great job
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that I wasnt even the first one to say it, I think Dirtygirl was. haha LMAO
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike, I think Dirtygirl are I are alot alike.
I wasn't the first one to call Pam a "caveman" either, that was back on TheDirty.com days, and it just stuck with me. But I dont think its funny anymore, that was before I knew who Pammy was.
I still have my doubts about RQ though.
Let's take her on one of the Maury episodes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d-FTRSUfyU
Just another classy Maury episode. I like how he goes around and asks people if the person is a man or woman really serious like, as if humanity depends on the answer.
ReplyDeleteI called her caveman first, sausage arms. You've seen one picture of me where smoke is covering half of my face... you look like trailer dwelling lard in every one of your pictures. Your cheap walmart sunglasses can't hide ugly. If you can lose weight.. do it! Eating McDonalds isn't helping though. Sorry, I know how you love those Big Macs, porky.
ReplyDeleteGo back to flicking your guinea horn as you watch your dogs hump. You're such a productive part of society breeding pitbulls and all, so typical of a spick.
Oh yeah, it wouldn't be a "couple" pounds... more along the lines of 20+. Sorry dinner plate nipples!
ReplyDeletetrailer dwelling lard indeed sausage arms!~
ReplyDeletehaha typical of spicks so true!
ReplyDeletemaybe Miss Texas can cut down on her portions and just order the left side of the menu.
ReplyDeleteDamn Dan, I guess you didn't care for the Frankenberry insult.
ReplyDeleteI happen to think miss texas is hot.
ReplyDeleteOh, and awesome video dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool.
ReplyDeleteOnly one god and be instead of he, for all of you who couldn't figure it out on your own.
ReplyDeletePretty sure people could figure it out man. Are you in a different town than you normally are in Dan?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm at a jobsite somewhere in bumble fuck trying to kill some time as I wait on these spicks to finish.
ReplyDeleteOk. I take it you aren't a fan of the Hispanic race?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you ask? Hey, I like their food! hah
ReplyDeleteMT:
ReplyDeleteI never made the Frankenberry comment. I don't think I ever commented on his post.
And Wop, I had to leave that pic up or nobobdy would be able to figure out what the hell that thing was.
And thanks to whomever sent that pic in. That has to be one of the funniest pics I've seen a long time.
Yeah, Spurs loves Mexican food. He eats Del Taco all the time. He also likes to visit hotchickseatingtacos.com
ReplyDeleteDG, it's about time you made an appearance. Indeed, that pic was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteHere I am, enjoying my day, and you come along and drop me in the grease. C'mon Chewbacca, don't be so mean.
Helloooo DG!
ReplyDeleteyou forgot to mention to MT that your minds are polar opposites.
You know, that hotchickseatingtacos.com is a real site.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad I didn't think of that.
I wouldn't drop you in the grease, Spurs. just the hot sauce, gringo.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to make sure it was really you Dan K.
ReplyDeleteOk chica, that sounds like it would be fun. But I really don't care for hot sauce. Well, when it's too hot.
ReplyDeleteHello Bitchhog!
ReplyDeleteI see we do think alike today since we showed up on the post at the same time.
That's why you are "blood sisters." All you are missing in that joke gang of yours is RQ and Streets.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Senorita.
ReplyDeleteI already know about your disdain for hot sauce, rubio.
lol @ chewbaca.
ReplyDeletedont let this site turn into another nik richie racist site, spurs.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDG and I were just talking about the moon and laughing behind the scenes. It is not just coincidental that we showed up at the same time, but it is a conspiracy theory.
Dan K: Its spic not "Spick", at least your spelling is consistent with your ignorant stance on race.
ReplyDeleteBTW - guarantee you wouldnt throw that word around tucson, when you werent hiding behind your keyboard.
DG - I understand, it was disturbing though...
Ok Senorita. Y rubio? Muy bien morena.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt won't turn into a racist site.
Sra Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteActually DG agrees with me on the fact that the moon walking crap was a hoax. C'mon, you still don't believe we did, do you?
Also Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea who is hiding in the darkness right now and ready to attack if anyone says the wrong thing to us. We keep our people everywhere. So I would just leave Bitchhog alone if you know what's good for you.
Who's ready to attack? The boogeyman? Your sad ass "gang" doesn't scare me. Streets, Chewbacca, Giraffe, and you?
ReplyDeletePlease.
I'm glad you decided to back away, Spurs. Because your last comment was WEAK.
ReplyDeleteI think so. Not really sure. Not a big fan of the term.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Rerun should be getting off work (scam time) soon. I can't wait till he watches this.
WEAK? Yeah, you've dropped some real punishing shit on me.
ReplyDelete"You have no idea who is hiding in the darkness right now and ready to attack if anyone says the wrong thing to us. We keep our people everywhere. So I would just leave Bitchhog alone if you know what's good for you."
ReplyDeleteThat was some HARD shit right there.
CHewbacca is my cousin remember?
ReplyDeleteand he is not afraid to cut a bitch either.
I have been busy taking care of business. I do not mind putting on my hoops and lowriders and adding one more thing to the list.
What are you going to add? Being humiliated by me? I'd scratch that off your list. That won't be any fun.
ReplyDeleteActually it can be spelled either way, smart one. Yeah, probably because I wouldn't be caught dead in Tucson. Who the fuck wants to live there? Your threats really scare me, you big bad Internet bully.
ReplyDeleteBut you were right. You are Chewbacca's cousin. My bad on that.
ReplyDeleteMake sure Chewbacca has the black light. That is how we locate spurs when he hides in the dark.
ReplyDelete"Make sure Chewbacca has the black light. That is how we locate spurs when he hides in the dark."
ReplyDeleteGood one DG. I liked it a couple of days ago. But you did add in the Chewbacca part, and that made it a real ball breaker.
Btw Spurs, the comment I left Drew yesterday as well as this video is what we call 'pulverized'.
ReplyDeleteThe weak shit you said to me does not even come close to this.
Can someone please translate Dan K's last comment? Was he namejacked by Pelican?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I still fail to see how you have humiliated or pulverized any of us fine ladies that visit your site. I honestly thought your comments toward DG were a big yawn.
I thought RQ was Chewbacca.
ReplyDelete(the 2nd to last Dan K comment now)
ReplyDeleteBeaner is a slang term, widely regarded as inappropriate, that refers to people of Mexican descent or, more broadly, Mestizos. The term originates from the prevalence of frijoles pintos and other beans in Mexican food.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteThat was the highlight of his week.
"Btw Spurs, the comment I left Drew yesterday as well as this video is what we call 'pulverized'.
ReplyDeleteI agree. That's why I wrote "Destroyed" after you commment yesterday, and "Puleverized" today. Dummy.
"The weak shit you said to me does not even come close to this."
Ok.
Wetback is a term for a recent illegal alien of Mexican descent. Commonly referring to illegal alien Mexicans, although applicable to all Latinos, who have crossed the border illegally, the term originated with those who entered Texas from Mexico by crossing the Rio Grande, presumably by swimming or wading across and getting his or her back wet in the process.
ReplyDelete"Spurs, I still fail to see how you have humiliated or pulverized any of us fine ladies that visit your site. I honestly thought your comments toward DG were a big yawn."
ReplyDeleteYou must have not read them correctly.
Why thank you, Mr. Wikipedia.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: DG dominates you, repeatedly.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to start calling you Britannica.
I did Wiki those, DG.
ReplyDeleteDamn DG, you beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I'm very interested in word origins, always have been.
ReplyDeleteBritannica:
ReplyDeleteDominates? Please.
Spurs, you just think that you 'pulverized' me because I didn't feel like having a keyboard war with you. But you were so wrapped up into it that you didn't recognize this.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog, I was correcting my mistakes from the previous comment.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you looked it up, huh Wopness? That shut you up! Oh and you could gave fooled me on the having a life part considering it seems you are on here everyday.
And actually CBT, the definition reads "no spick English" considering the word speak has a k, correct?
DG:
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks for opening my eyes.
Mr. Wikipedia is right again.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I am proud of your epiphany and road to enlightenment.
ReplyDelete"Oh and you could gave fooled me on the having a life part considering it seems you are on here everyday."
ReplyDeleteDan, I'm on here all the time. So out of everyone, I'm the one with no life.
sra bh:
ReplyDeleteI feel like a Buddhist now, thanks.
I also knew if I played it up like I was mad, you would have to back down and apologize because I knew you didn't really want me mad at you. So what happened? You backed down and even made a video.
ReplyDeleteThat is how smooth I am Spurs. I know I am an inspiration to you but this is something that just comes natural to me. I'm not so sure this is a learned trait. But if you like, I will show you my ways.
Dan K,
ReplyDeleteI am curious to know how you REALLY feel about these guys that are working for you and are most likely underpaid.
Dank: I copied and pasted exactly how it reads. There's no k on spic. Go smoke another blunt, wastrel.
ReplyDelete"I also knew if I played it up like I was mad, you would have to back down and apologize because I knew you didn't really want me mad at you. So what happened? You backed down and even made a video."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember reading that on the post. But thanks again for reminding me.
I am also on here alot, however my laptop tends to move around with my life so in essense I still have a life. I am just always 'connected'.
ReplyDeleteSenorita Puerco de Perra: Good to see you aren't a corpse in Spurs closet.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. I am just trying to help you see the error in your ways.
She would be if she shows up to "take care of business" or whatever she thinks she's going to do Britannica.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteAppreciate that.
"She knifed me one night because I wished she was white, and I learned about women from her."
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Chicks are always more dangerous.
Nice rhyme Wopness.
ReplyDeleteracism is a form of fear. you make fun of what you fear in order to make it less threating to yourself and easier to cope with.
ReplyDeleteIf someone is in this country illegally, they deserve to be underpaid.
ReplyDeleteThis is your site, Spurs. Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog, they actually get paid more than a lot of people I know. I own a roofing and tile company. Yet I still think those motherfuckers need to learn better English!
Miss Texas: "The idea of a global event occurring in 2012 based on any interpretation of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar is rejected as pseudoscience by the scientific community, and as misrepresentative of Maya history by Mayanist scholars."
ReplyDeleteRelax, will you.
In Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and California, "those motherfuckers" were here first.
ReplyDeleteYou are very correct, dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteGive it up wopness, I can tell you hate being wrong.
Well, CBT... I don't live in any of those States so your comment was completely irrelevant. Thanks for your unwanted input though!
ReplyDeletei have a strong feeling that dan k got beat up by somebody of another race. also pretty sure dan k is hiring these illegals that he hates so much, if he is then he is breaking the law worse than they are.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the process is to become legal but if I decided I want to move to another country I would do it the legal way because if I didn't where would I work? If I get sick who would take care of me?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, the government and taxpayers will.
I understand where you are coming from, DG, but the humanitarian in me still cannot help but cry foul at the social structures and canyon of disadvantage that these people have to live in while trying to eek out a life for themselves.
ReplyDeleteSra BH:
ReplyDeleteI agree with DG, but I agree with you to an extent. But the problem is that the gangs, criminals, and mooches come over here as well.
See what I did there? Agreed with both of you, that way the both of you might quit demoralizing me.
No Sombrero:
ReplyDeleteyou left out NV, WY, and UT.
I'm glad someone went in and made a change to Wikipedia.
ReplyDeletedirtygirl, in any country other than america healthcare is standardized. your point is moot.
ReplyDeleteI see your point BH as well. As many times as I've flown over Mexico and seen how far in between each city is, you are basically guaranteed a life of poverty staying there. Now all the drug wars makes it even worse. But coming over the border with little or no english skills, not having the capability to legally get a job, but still the capability of living off our system in our own failing economy is not right either.
ReplyDeleteIf they actually made a process to where they had to learn enough english and come here legally to work it wouldn't be so bad. They would be able to buy their own food since they are making a normal wage and more likely able to carry their own health coverage. Then everybody else wouldn't be supporting them as much. Basically, they would be actually contributing to society instead of just taking advantage of it.
What's up Breezy?
ReplyDeleteWell, you made a great point there.
I wouldlike to juxtapose my life with that of an undocumented worker for a moment:
ReplyDeleteMy biggest concern of the moment is the location of my sunglasses and what kind of wine I am going to buy today.
Their biggest concern is the location of loved ones and how they are going to buy necessities.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteWe provide more than just healthcare so your point is moot.
Breezy, I am Native American as well. Sioux.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteEpic video.
Well done.
I am not sure what kind of argument is going on here but I shall chose to ignore it.
How's it going Spurs?
Not much. I make my money so I could careless how much someone else makes, regardless of the race or class. People overplay the race shit like it's why their life sucks. No single race is lazy or worthless, but many people are.
ReplyDeleteDan K is obviously an insecure and insignificant little bitch
ReplyDeleteAmerica was discover by an Italian explorer named Amerigo Vespucci. So in essence Italians have more rights to America than do the English. So with that in mind, and I being of Italian descent, I would like to tell all those of English descent....GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU WETBACKS!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous? Not much here man. Earlier I took a nap for about 30 minutes, and I woke up about 2 minutes before my boss asked me a question.
ReplyDeleteSo it's a great day.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteAre you calling me a wetback? I kind of like it.
Lol.
ReplyDeleteI am still irritated over the Yankees.
They better not blow it.
I want to see a World Series at the new stadium.
Breezy:
ReplyDelete"People overplay the race shit like it's why their life sucks"
That's true. I used to tell myself my life sucks because I'm a cracker, but I got over it.
How's the site coming along?
Damn the man Spurs. Next time just tell him your in the zone? or praying. They won't say shit if you tell them you were praying.
ReplyDeleteBut at the same time Bitchhog, there are many legal americans that their biggest concern is how they are going to buy necessities for their loved ones as well. And there are some of those legal americans out of work because they found someone cheaper and illegal to get paid under the table instead.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to ask you this last night, but I thought it was a different anonymous. How are you a fan of the Yankees living where you do?
The new site is good. It's not a blog like this, it's more of a directory site for local business. The market where I live is very niche and a lot of master communities bunched together. So a lot of people and local business but not many marketing it.
ReplyDelete"Damn the man Spurs. Next time just tell him your in the zone? or praying. They won't say shit if you tell them you were praying."
ReplyDeleteNow there's an idea.
Breezy:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Let me know when it's completed. Also, I decided (I hate typing that) if my boss catches me sleeping, I'll tell her that I am in "the zone." I like that one.
guido style from the "my new haircut" video...youtube it if you havent.
ReplyDeleteI go to New York almost every year since I was little.
ReplyDeleteMy family owns some apartment buildings in Brooklyn and I have another aunt that lived in Buffalo.
Funny story when I was a little kid, Notorious BIG lived not that far from my grandmother and one day he and his friends stole my pedal scooter from me. Nothing violent, just took it.
Oh well...
Anyway, back to the amazing picture in this video. I would love to know the real story behind it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that pic had to be taken at a frat house or something. I could see that happening.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteYou should sue the family of Notorious BIG. I bet you could get a nice settlement with all the pain and suffering since the incident.
I just want to save up $39.99. I could use something like that.
ReplyDeleteWas that your frat house?
ReplyDeleteAnd there is no need to save spurs. I already ordered one and shipping it to your parents address.
ReplyDeleteIt should be there by tomorrow.
DG,
ReplyDeleteLol.
It was not not that bad.
They just came up and took it.
There was no yelling or fighting.
He just kind of wanted it and he was much bigger than I was so that was it.
In New York, especially back then you just kind of shut up and be happy you did not get hurt or killed.
We were only like 8 or 9 back then anyway.
Thanks DG. I appreciate the thought. I can't wait to take it to my room and destroy it.
ReplyDeleteBreezy:
ReplyDeleteThat video was really funny.
did you watch the original? there are a on of knock offs and a part 2 I think. But the original is the best.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was the original. With the blonde dude who then changes his hair color and style? Loved the part where he is out of protein and yells to his mom.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Rerun? He needs to hurry up and get home so he can watch this.
ReplyDeletefucking classic......
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was great.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Spurs. I knew you would destroy it. I ordered extra tape for you too to help with the wear and tear.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you won't be online all weekend now.
I won't be. I'll be with my new "love." I'm going to buy some patches as well, just in case I damage her.
ReplyDeleteBe careful spurs. She is very delicate. What are you going to name her?
ReplyDeleteIt starts with an S and ends with a Y.
ReplyDeleteAnd is there a whole lot of hell in the middle?
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
ReplyDeleteThat was a cool way of putting it.
is that your real name DG? don't see you as a shelly.
ReplyDeleteIt was. There are so many ways you can twist that comment.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. I was going to answer Breezy's question, but I figured you could do that.
ReplyDeleteThanks spurs....Now my secret is out.
ReplyDeleteYes, that is my name.
Hey, I was going to erase it, seriously. You are the one who played Wheel of Fortune and put in the rest.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with it.
ReplyDeleteMy last ex was Shelly
ReplyDeletehaha, that was funny. I've never kept my first name a secret since it's on my myspace.
ReplyDeleteCan you please refrain from posting my social security number though?
WTD:
ReplyDeleteHis name was Shelly?
I will refrain from doing that.
ReplyDeleteI bet Breezy is real good at word puzzles.
ReplyDeleteWTD: I am your ex and I am here stalking you.
I bet he is. He figured that out quick.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember that guy that posted his social security number on the side of a semi because he was protected by some identity saving software the commercial was selling?
ReplyDeleteSomebody really tried to steal his identity after that commercial was made.
DG: if thats the case then whoa... I wore yo ass out! LOL
ReplyDeleteSpurs: not even close to a good one.
Yes, I miss those days. They were some of my best memories.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, supposedly that service really works. Life Lock. That's the one where homeboy is on tv saying his s.s. number.
Wopness:
Indeed, that kind of sucked. Not much I could do with it.
I bet Drew named his Afternoon Delight, Amanda Roadman.
ReplyDeleteor Kelli D.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he want to act like it is them posting? I still don't understand this. They are not famous in the real world, just two chicks. Not super hot either.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I imagine he did. He changes the names up when he changes the faces.
ReplyDeleteBreezy:
ReplyDeleteActually it was Kelli D posting over there. But the Amanda Roadmen shit was fake as hell.
And creepy.
I bet he changes flips her over and changes it's name to Romero, too.
ReplyDeleteare you sure it was kelli? Why would she want to?
ReplyDeletealso I got your email. give me a week or so and I will be more then happy to help out.
Yeah, it was Kelli Breezy. I don't know why she'd want to, but I'm sure he sold her on all the "possiblities." It's funny because before Pam walked away from the site she posted something blasting the shit out of him, but he erased it. I should have taken a screen shot of it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, when you have time, that would be cool.
I undestand what you meant DG. No need to correct yourself.
ReplyDeleteI bet he does, when he's drunk.
I didn't even catch that mistake. I had know idea what you were talking about. Now this is going to bother me.
ReplyDeletedoes the new doll have multiple holes? I might want one if this is the case.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you can custom make the doll to fit all your needs but if I were you I would check with Drew to make sure that doesn't void your warranty.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I'm sure he offers and extended warranty for like $3.
ReplyDeleteAs far as your mistake? I wouldn't let it bother you.
DG, I want mine to have your ass. If that was a real picture in guidoville. Does that make me a creeper?
ReplyDeleteI can't even delete it since I didn't bother logging in today. Pelican flu is contagious.
ReplyDeletefunny story, maybe not. (usually when people say "funny story" it never is) but I told my daughter that the people at the mall that wait to take your parking spot as you leave are creepers. So now whenever we are leaving anywhere she looks out for people creeping.
ReplyDeletePelican Flu has spread DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd Breezy, that is a funny story man. That's cool.
no hat CBT:
ReplyDeleteNot sure. My parents had some do our geneology and authenticate it. I have some paperwork somewhere from the reservation or tribe that authenticated it.
ps, your a lot easier to like now that your not up RQ's ass. Just thought I would toss that in there.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAmerica was discover by an Italian explorer named Amerigo Vespucci. So in essence Italians have more rights to America than do the English. So with that in mind, and I being of Italian descent, I would like to tell all those of English descent....GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU WETBACKS!"
Lief Eriksson was here 500 years before Vespucci or Columbus, Prince Madoc 300 years before that. Anyway how do you discover a pair of continents that already have a population of around 50 million people?
Bitchhog are you Lakota, Dakota or Nakota?
RQ's ass got kinda rank, Breezy.
ReplyDeleteBreezy, I have Cherokee, Shawnee and Osage ancestors.
ReplyDeletelief landed in canada....not america.
ReplyDeleteVespucci didn't land anywhere and Columbus landed on Hispanola. Your point?
ReplyDeleteMy best friend is Navajoe and she grew up on the reservation. It's interesting to hear how differently she was raised and different traditions she did. But most importantly, she taught me how to swear in her language. Of course, I already forgot though.
ReplyDeletespurs what do you charge these people for the history and english lessons?
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was little being taught that Columbus discovered America and then later told he really didn't. Then I found out not long after that Santa, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy weren't real either.
ReplyDeleteThese are my earliest memories of deception.
The Chinese landed in California 1000 years before Christ. The Phoenecians and Africans had been crossing the Atlantic for 2 to 3000 years before Vespucci and Columbus. Vespucci and Columbus were both working from maps that were hundreds of years old. Viking coins dated in the 700's have been found in Minnesota. The Olmecs made huge stone heads that were obviously inspired by contact with black people. The natives of Terra Del Fuego share DNA with Austrailian Aborigines. Those two Dagos didn't discover shit, they just had good publicists.
ReplyDeletedont start with your racist bullshit. and prove beyond a doubt that christ even existed. and how could white people from england come over here and declare this their country when it already belonged to somebody else?
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm a phoenician because I live in Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteand because viking coins were found in minnesota doesnt mean vikings left them there. ever thought that they might have been left there by somebody else? duh, you dipshit.
ReplyDeleteThe Europeans of that "Era of Discovery" were the Spanish. Read about Hernan Cortes or Fransisco Pizzaro. Those guys had cajones so big I'm amazed they could walk, Cortes in particular. Cortes took down an empire of 25 million people with 600 conquistadores, 40 horses, 10 big, mean dogs and 6 cannon.
ReplyDeleteVespucci was 20 years behind Columbus and they were both using the map of a Turk named Piri Rees.
Italians have never discovered anything except that waving a white flag stops Ethiopians from sticking you with a spear.
ReplyDeletecbt, give it a rest. dont think just because you wiki something that makes you smarter. and wheres your proof that christ existed? no wiki entry on that?
ReplyDeleteread up on the roman empire before you make yourself look any dumber that what you already are.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteand because viking coins were found in minnesota doesnt mean vikings left them there. ever thought that they might have been left there by somebody else? duh, you dipshit."
We know for a fact that Norsemen landed in or around Newfoundland. The Vikings were a bunch of big, bold warriors. It only makes sense that some of them were gonna want to go see was over the horizon.
Madoc was a Welsh prince whom supposedly came to North America (a continent made up of two countries, the US and Canada) in search of the Holy Grail. In what is now West Virginia there was a tribe of Indians who had blue eyes and their language had many similarities with Welsh. They were pretty much wiped out around the end of the French and Indian War.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedont start with your racist bullshit. and prove beyond a doubt that christ even existed."
Btw, I don't doubt that a man named Jesus was crucified by the Romans around AD33. Now there was a guy with some really good publicists. I said 1000 years before Christ because that's what our year numbering system is based on, not because I'm a believer.
I am not in this stupid argument but for arguments sake it is pretty simple.
ReplyDeleteThis country was not disovered because the Native Americans and the Mexicans were already here.
The only reason it was able to prosper and become so great was because it had millions of people that provided free labor for hundreds of years aka slaves.
If they did not have them, this country would never have gotten where it did.
That being said, it is over and time to move on. Every culture has done teribble shit and so on and so on. I don't care anymore.
As long as I can pay my bills and enjoy my life, I don't give a fuck.
No Hat:
ReplyDeleteDakota Sioux. I also have a strong French background...if that tells you anything, Dr. History. I am also, sadly, related to U.S. Grant.
DG: I caught my mom posting Santa's presents in a new pair of boots late at night.
Talk about innocence lost.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteread up on the roman empire before you make yourself look any dumber that what you already are."
Read up on the Romans yourself. I suggest Gibbons "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire". The Romans were an extremely derivative people. They took the best innovations of the people they conqured as their own, and generally improved on them. As far as inventing much besides some really killer military tatics, they didn't. Even their early religion was derived from the Greeks.
My degree is in military history. I never use anything from Wiki unless it matches what I remember from other, more reliable sources.
And I do apologise for the Dago remark, but to Wop, not you. To give credit where credit is due, Leonardo DaVinci was great man of science and artist. So was Galileo, so was Fermi.
The question i: Was Fermi Italian or Jewish or both? Was Einstein German or Jewish?
I am afraid that I have fallen for the page-turnover bit.
ReplyDeleteschnikeys
BH:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?