E-mail: So let me put meself in the world wide web spotlight by letting you know who me is. me just happened to be CBT's sugar baby. That's right boys and girls, monkeys and squrriels, me am the person that he is always chatting about on this world wide web page. Firstly, CBT ain't that great of a lover. He sticks it in the wrong hole (my belly button), is a 2 pump chump, don't know what foreplay is and always has me dressing like a different animal from the barnyard. Me met CBT in front of the local Navy recruiting station on College street, right behind 'his' radio station where he works. He went in there saying that he was looking for a bellyful of semen, well they ended up kicking him the heck outta there. When me saw him laying on the sidewalk all beaten me asked him, 'what cho do to them fella's to get you beat up?'. He said, 'I went in asking for some semen in my mouth.' Since then me knew him and me were gonna get along real good like....until now! See now, me have gotten real tired of him coming to me smelling like Old Spice and finding wigs in his fancy billboard of a truck. Me sometimes find other Fruit of the Looms in there too and me know they ain't his because the ones me find don't have blood in the middle part. So CBT, me guess this is me way of saying, 'It's over, Rover!' Also, me wanna thank me 15th grade teacher for helping me write this.
SPURS FAN says: Damn, CBT, she's really hot. Now I know why you brag so much. Really dig the 'stache.
Well lady, sorry to hear about you finding some Fruit of the Looms in CBT's ride. And your "15th grade teacher" needs some help herself. Pretty sloppy writing.
But good luck to you.
well, well, well....looks like cbt has been exposed! finally!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, she's prettier than I would have given him credit for.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDelete"Exposed?"
For what? Being a ladies man?
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI agree. She's a stunner.
exposed for lying about the caliber of women he dates.
ReplyDeleteGuess you have a point. Plus she looks a bit older than 21. But it's hard to tell how old she is.
ReplyDeletei wonder if they got a discount on the purchase of the butterfly and 3 wolf shirts if they bought them together?
ReplyDeleteIt was probably a two-for-one type deal. You would think a man who wears a 3 wolves shirt and a woman that wears a butterfly shirt would be together forever.
ReplyDeletei also like the way she uses linoleum as wallpaper in her place. very trendy.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Looks like a place that should be on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
ReplyDeleteThe paper cup and paper plate is sweet too.
ReplyDeleteThe ashtray is just bragging though.
cbt, you dont know what you got until its gone.
ReplyDeleteHe's heartbroken. He doesn't even know how to respond.
ReplyDeleteit also seems like she washed a milk carton? wow....just wow.
ReplyDeletehe likes her because its just like sleeping with a man but you dint actually have to accept being gay
ReplyDelete***dont
ReplyDeletei wonder if their 'staches ever got locked together like velcro?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteGood eye on the milk carton. That's funny.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteYou are onto something there.
kinda cool how her right eye slants 20 degrees. makes her look exotic.
ReplyDeleteThat's not exotic anonymous. That's inbreeding.
ReplyDeleteyep. bout as exotic as a retarded grizzly bear
ReplyDeleteoops. well maybe he fond her in the eastern hollow? you know, east meets west kinda thing?
ReplyDeletefound*
ReplyDeleteis he still selling rubber dicks online?
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDelete20K is still around. He made a comment last week. I think that guy is pretty cool.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteHe's actually creating a new site. I've seen it. I have to say, it's really sharp. When he's completely done with it, I'm going to post it.
i have a feeling that all of his products have teeth marks on them.
ReplyDeleteyou would spurs. Its the douchetard fraternity that you both are founding members of that forces you into an allegiance
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Wopness. But no, I've talked to him, he's cool. That shit you saw him write at thedirty was all a big joke.
ReplyDeletei can not wait to read cbt's side of this story!!!! holy frijole, this is gonna be fun.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wonder if he's done crying yet? He might be trying to win her back.
ReplyDeletemaybe he is cleaning out his fancy billboard truck to show her he really wants to work things out?
ReplyDeleteand why does cbt's underwear have blood on the middle part?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was wondering. Maybe he can answer that question.
ReplyDeletemaybe if he would stop crying and face this problem head on with a response?
ReplyDeletemaybe he is calling Jelly Dough or Kelly Ho or whatever her name is?
ReplyDeleteI think her name is Kelly Jo. You were close though (rhymed).
ReplyDeletei got confused with the jelly roll thing she has going on. kelly jo with the jelly roll (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteman, that pic is just fuckin' creepy. imagine being lost in the woods and out from behind a tree steps this broad. ugh!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, fight club turns 10.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the movie?
ReplyDeleteWhat is sad about this picture is somewhere out there this girl really does exist.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG?
ReplyDeleteGiggity's wife finally showed up
ReplyDeleteI wish GG would come back around.
ReplyDeleteI didn't go to work today. Why do I feel guilty even though I really am sick?
ReplyDeleteFeeling guilty just shows you are a good employee. But you have been working hard, so it's not a big deal if you take a day off.
ReplyDeleteyeah, the movie. one of the best movies ever made.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good movie.
ReplyDeleteI have never watched all of Fight Club. Actually, I may have seen all of it but never in the order it was made.
ReplyDeleteI think you'd like it.
ReplyDeleteI once saw a woman leaving nail salon with ghetto claws (acyrlic nails) who had the begininngs of a full goatee... no lie. FULL ON CHIN STUBBLE! The only thing I could think was why is she spending her money on nails when she could use it to go towards a chin wax or even better laser hair removal?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty gross.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he'll never come back. And it's looking like anon from the Detroit area won't come back either.
ReplyDeleteI've seen some girls with mustaches too. They seem to walk around oblivious to it. Maybe they don't see what the rest of the world can see?
ReplyDeleteDo they not own a mirror?
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl in highschool that had hair growing all between her boobs... she was a pretty Jewish girl, looked like the annoying Jewish girl on Glee and sang like her too.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? Sick me out day? How did you know she had hair growing between her boobs?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there are some guys out there who like a girl with a mustache. You are not a fan, spurs?
ReplyDeleteelfie - do I know her? there were a few hairy ones floating around this town around then
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross Elfie!
ReplyDeleteNot a fan DG. Not a fan at all.
ReplyDeleteThere was one girl that had hair from her eyebrows to her hairline(forehead covered) and it didnt thin out too much in between
ReplyDeleteWop, I bet she was a vampire. Did you only see her out after dark?
ReplyDeleteno, saw her at school. she was a mexico native actually, so more like a warewolf.
ReplyDeleteShe wore low cut shirts and well she had black hair, it was very obvious! You may have known her Wop, she went to Sabino.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm trying to think..
ReplyDeletein any event thats nasty
She needs to share some of her bangs with Exhibit 5A
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? Yeah, that's funny. Good call.
ReplyDeleteNot much man.......just got back awhile ago. I've had to travel a lot the last couple of weeks. I did get a chance to read CBT and RQ's comments going back and forth....hysterical
ReplyDeleteHey DG...hope you're feeling better
Traveling can be fun. Indeed, the exchanges between RQ and CBT are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, all I have to say is; Where'd you get the picture of Drew's sister?
ReplyDeleteWhere did this "destruction" of Giggity occur? I'd like to read it.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteWhat? Drew's sister? Didn't you read this? This is your sugar baby.
ok so youve made your point. you think she/he/it is gross, horrible, freak of nature... he/she/it was probably born that way, so what is it supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteIt was awhile back. Maybe about 3 weeks or a month ago.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI hear you. But you are kind of ripping on her with the he/she/it part too.
Anonymos:
ReplyDeleteIt's not like this pic would have been thrown up here for no reason. I mean, this is CBT's sugar baby. She wrote in and wanted to dump him (understandable). I mean, to not post her e-mail wouldn't have been cool.
But if you didn't like this, check back later on.
hahahaha!!! cbt got dumped!!! kicked to the curb!!! out like last weeks trash!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to know if she has a CL ad?
ReplyDeleteSee? This anonymous gets it. She wanted to dump him, and she knew he comes over here. I guess she didn't have the heart to tell him face to face.
ReplyDeletePig Drew:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Hey, check back later on. I've got a nice post for you.
Hey scarecrow, does it involve Craigslist hookers and cheap cigars with a little bit of gold plated brass jewelry?
ReplyDeleteWell, I know this is Drew for sure with that line. I mean, the Scarecrow I came up with for myself, and then you ripped it from me and acted like you really "got me."
ReplyDeleteIt has something to do with your cell phone business Drew.
This post is funny as shit, though.
ReplyDeleteYou mean my phone business I started with my friends help that works at the City of Jersey's lost and found department?
ReplyDeleteYes, that cell phone business.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I hope you're an equal opportunity poster. I got something for you in a couple of days.
ReplyDeleteCool, I'll post it.
ReplyDeleteUh, well let me clear myself first. I had no idea those phones did not belong to the lawful owner before I had them reprogrammed. Wait, I retract that statement and plead the 5th!
ReplyDeleteGood thinking Drew. Be sure to remember the "5th" when the FBI finally comes knocking.
ReplyDeletei am hard working MLM businessman. I know Nik Richie and he knows me. One time he came to Jersey City and I was watching him pee. He and I both pee sitting down. Strange huh?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteDo you/ have you ever owned any pets? (besides your sb, of course)
That is strange Drew. I'm glad you and Nik know each other though.
ReplyDeleteI feel strongly that CBT should be put on posting rations.
ReplyDeleteA 500 character per day limit, not per minute - which seems to be the program he is currently on.
That's pretty good Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteand whenever he has something to send in, it is always ALWAYS so lame. just lame lame and more lame.
ReplyDeletebut what is more lame than his lame send ins is that he actually builds them up ahead of time.
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel bad for Nik. It was bad enough he went to Jersey but then he had to deal with old ass wannabe drew stalking him and acting like crazed papparazzi.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't care how lame this thing he sends in is Giraffe, I'm posting it.
ReplyDeletethank you, Spurs. I will go now. I have a session at five.
ReplyDeletedid Drew really stalk nik?
ReplyDeleteCool, take it easy Giraffe.
ReplyDeletek..bye for now
ReplyDeleteRQ, CBT and Spurs are both in the wolf tattoo gang. They have to stick together.
ReplyDelete*RQ: CBT and Spurs*
ReplyDeleteDid you know 'paparazzi' is italian for 'crazed gaywad'? I am proud to be called a paparazzi.
ReplyDeleteJust looking at the few pictures he has posted leaves me to believe he probably has about 400 more pics of Nik dancing, Nik drinking, Nik standing, Nik peeing, etc.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about how bad Nik has been in the past. Nobody deserves this.
i think i might have to go buy call of duty: modern warfare 2.
ReplyDeleteanon: i am playing several games in 3D...have a special monitor with glasses. it is really cool. like being at the imax 3d, but it's a video game. makes me dizzy though
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteIm very sorry that your sb is dumping you. What do you think the reason "it" might be doing this? Maybe you did something to really hurt "it" so "it" feels that "it" needs to let you go? just a thought...
i love fps games.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteWhen Pam proposed to you the other night, did you answer her?
RQ: At least I'm not living a real life version of "Songs From The Big Chair".
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I was gonna play along with this post at first, then I realized that half the commenters (4) here so fucking stupid, they'd actually believe this was real.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
When Pam proposed to you the other night, did you answer her?"
No.
so cbt, we wanna hear your end of the story. fire away!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso cbt, we wanna hear your end of the story. fire away!
Like I said before, this has got be Hat CBT's sugar baby. I'd actually fuck RQ before I would that thing...well, maybe not.
cbt = party pooper.
ReplyDeleteSomeone asked me earlier what a "crow hooker" is. I do not engage in sex with anything other than birds. Drew found two bisexual crow females willing to fuck me for fermented birdseed.
ReplyDeleteHello. You girls talk about me all day when you know that I am not here to defend myself. I have a new grift in anyone would like to hear it.
ReplyDeletehttp:www.dailycashhelp.com
*http://www.dailycashhelp.com
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I suspect Giggity visited Mountain Home and was using my name.
ReplyDeleteAvery:
ReplyDeleteYou're gay. Remember that when you say "crow hooker" that they were queens.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm not in the "wolf tattto gang" sorry.
Drew:
ReplyDeleteCheck back in later.
Avery:
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up.
Drew, I only pretended to be gay so Hannah Lecter would not have me nuetered. You know that she hates all men because of all the rejection she's gotten from them. Birds go both ways, it is normal for us. Will you find me a blue jay tonight? I've always heard once you go blue, nothing else will do.
ReplyDeleteNice rhyme Avery.
ReplyDeleteI'm frightened by the hairy, fat Italian lawyer who has a thing for the sexy, big breasted girl that Hannah envys so much.
ReplyDeleteWho Wopness? What's wrong with that guy?
ReplyDeleteHe continually threatens to kill me. He has let up on the threats since I moved to New Jersey. Maybe it is because I now live in the Italian Promised Land.
ReplyDeleteHannah is really very envious of the big breasted, sexy girl, Elfie. Men want Elfie, but they shuun Hannah. Tht is why Hannah kills and eats only males.
A lot of people want to kill you Avery.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the pet shop even breed Avery if nobody wants him around? Its not his fault he was born a parrot.
ReplyDeleteTure, it's not his fault. But people don't care, they still want to assissinate him.
ReplyDeleteAgain, WHY? What the heck is everyone worried about some silly little parrot for? Where are the breeders during all this? Somebody wanted him to exist right? Or he wouldn't..
ReplyDeleteavery I was gonna leave you alone, but you keep my name in your beak so now: you're dead
ReplyDeleteSee what you did now Avery?
ReplyDeletequick question: how far does high school go in arkansas? 15th grade seems kinda long to be in school.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised to read that too. I thought Arkansas schools only went up to 7th grade.
ReplyDeletethats about what i was thinking too. 7th grade seems kinda high as well tho.
ReplyDeletewhat's happening Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNothing. About to post something on you. Just got home a little while ago. Give me about 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteIf you finish 7th grade in Arkansas, it's like a Masters Degree anonymous.
ReplyDeletethat explains the high number of doctors in mountain home. they all finished kindergarten.
ReplyDeleteExactly. As long as there is aloe vera available, the medical industry in Arkansas is set.
ReplyDeletealoe vera, chicken soup, and wine enemas....thats all that walgreens carries in that part of the hollow.
ReplyDeleteWine enemas?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
gets you drunk and cleans you out at the same time. kinda smart actually.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a big seller.
ReplyDeletei can bet that cbt stocked up in advance of the y2k bug. and is there right now getting ready for 2012.
ReplyDeletehey droolster drew, you still around here?
ReplyDeleteYeah I am still here
ReplyDelete