Thursday, October 15, 2009
What was Pepsi thinking? "Before you Score" Iphone Application
Pepsi came out with this application for their Amp Engergy Drink. Click here to read a story on this application.
Here's an example of a pick-up line for an "artist" type of woman:
"You know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. I wonder what else she shaves."
Here's one for the "nerdy" girl:
"Wasn't I in Space Academy with you?"
Are they serious? Seems like a pretty chauvinistic application to me.
They must think guys are pretty stupid too.
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SPURS ON THIS ONE YOU ARE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT. JUST INFORMIN'
ReplyDelete-MP
-CAPS LOCK CHAMP OF THE WORLD
whut in tar-nation is this hurr traption? Some sorta spaced ship er whut?
ReplyDeletecen yah watch purnos on dis hurr tang?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteBasically what MP is saying is this post is very similar to the life MP leads and he wanted to inform you of that.
Thanks MP.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dirtygirl. I'm glad you decoded his message.
ReplyDeleteWhere is my thank you spurs?
ReplyDeleteoh...there it is.
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you again. How's that?
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome. I also left that comment without needing to press caps lock. I don't need to yell keyboard style to get my point across.
ReplyDeleteNo, you usually get your point across loud and clear enough as it is.
ReplyDeleteI think another reason MP did not like this post was because you just used up two of his pick up lines and made fun of his favorite iphone app. Now he is going to have to go back to watching re-runs of Mystery again.
ReplyDeleteSo Spurs why did you not answer who the fake CBTs are? Just wondering, no pressure.
ReplyDeleteMystery? I've never seen that show.
ReplyDeletespurs, you know who the fake cbt's are?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteSorry about that. Well, Cadamino has said on here he lives in AZ.
The guy from the VH1 show The Pick up Artist.
ReplyDeletehttp://dynamicpatents.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/the_pick_up_artist.jpg
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I know who they are.
DG:
ReplyDeleteOh, wow. What an outfit. I think I'm going to start dressing that way.
You have never heard of him? He had a reality show for 2 seasons about learning how to talk to girls. It was pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of him. I'm glad now I haven't.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you know who they are?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeletePretty sure. You really want to know, don't you?
The curiousity is killing you, huh Streets? Like a drive-by you used to do back in the old 'hood?
ReplyDeleteHere's the problem Streets. If I told you who both of them were, I'd feel like a RAT.
ReplyDeleteThey are both the same retard.
ReplyDeleteWTD
Nope, not the same person anonymous, that I can say.
ReplyDeleteI do like how you called Wopness a retard though. Even though I really don't care for the word.
ReplyDeleteHey My Elfie ;) Long time no talk!
ReplyDeleteWTD:
ReplyDeleteYou ever going to close the deal with Elfie?
We live together now...
ReplyDeleteYeah right.
ReplyDeletegay-non, know wat yew say an say wat yew know. baysickly, iffin yew dunt know fer sho den it be best yew dunt say nuffin'. duntcha hurr a terlet flushin at dah flashmart?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm serious. It's not the same person. I'm not joking man.
dey aint too smart tah figger dat out spurs. ya dun told'em murr dan twice an dey aint gunna lissen.
ReplyDeletewif all he's call-age smarts gay-non still cant figger it out. guess he only went tah call-age to lurn howda be a sugar pants.
ReplyDeleteHello My Wopness! Can't wait til you get home so we can cuddle on the couch! I'm making Zuppa Toscana tonight, hope you are hungry!
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I want to know just for confirmation. I think I know who they are but do not care to speculate on that here. I have never lived in a neighborhood where there were drive-bys. Wopness can attest to the fact that growing up I lived in one of the nicer areas of town. I only drove a lowrider just because I could.
Anon~ It's not Wopness, I can tell you that much.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was about 100 percent sure that you you didn't grow up on in a neighborhood that did drive-bys. Just where crack was sold (just playing).
haha! No I know those things because of classes I've taken and research I've done. No crack in my hood growing up, possibly cocaine? I do know heroin was a problem in my school, as well as the other affluent highschools but defitnely not something cheap like crack.
ReplyDeleteI know you know about it because of classes and research. I remember you stating that before.
ReplyDeleteYou ever tried smack/brown/heroin?
never, smoked weed as a teenager and that's about it.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really think you've done smack. Just weed? And not since a teenager? That's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteYeah not since then, wasn't really my thing. I hardly even drink and when I do it's usually only a drink or two.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is smack?
ReplyDeleteSlang term for heroin.
ReplyDeleteWhat about qualudes?
ReplyDeleteWhat are they? Is it speed? There are too many names for the same drugs. It gets confusing. My guess smack would be crack but only because it rhymes.
ReplyDeleteNope smack is heroin. Qualudes are a muscle relaxer, I believe. I've never "luded" out, so I can't tell you the exact feeling you would get from doing them.
ReplyDeleteA couple of qualudes would be nice right about now.
ReplyDeleteI understand your feeling completely.
ReplyDeleteNo crack is wack, smack is dope. Although my mom refers to weed as "dope"
ReplyDeleteI've heard people refer to coke as dope too. But smack is heroin.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't dope just be a general term for drugs?
ReplyDeleteSmack makes sense for heroin because don't you have to smack your arm before you shoot it up?
ReplyDeletehaha! I smacked my arm once while I was in the hospital getting blood work done... then wondered why they ran a drug screen.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYes, dope could be a general term for drugs. Shooting drugs is for degenerates, by the way. You can snort heroin if you choose to do so. Smoke it even.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteThey really did a drug screen? I thought they did that anyway.
You can snort heroin? I didn't know this.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember that commercial from a long time ago where they show some guy's nose and it shows him sniffing up his car, his house, etc.? That commercial for some reason worked for me.
Yeah they did one and they do it usually if you had some type of accident or psychiatric issues but otherwise they don't. I was in for a week long migraine and delirious from not sleeping for days due to said migraine.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember that commercial.
ReplyDeleteHey, did you see what little balloon boy said on the Larry King Show?
ReplyDeletePathetic.
Damn Streets, must have been a serious migraine.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he say?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to post it now.
ReplyDeleteHe is already on larry king?
ReplyDeleteYep. Wait till you hear the interview. Give me thirty seconds.
ReplyDeleteYeah it sucked... light and noise made me throw-up and I was banging my head with my fist cause that made it feel better. When they go more than a day the only way to get them to go away is to go get the meds they give through the IV at the hospital. Those drugs are crazy, I told this gray haired doctor "you're a old man aren't you? I bet all the chicks hit on you" one of the times.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember his response?
ReplyDeleteThe commercial of the chick looking in the mirror as her teeth and hair fall out, skin wrinkles and final bugs are crawling all over did it for me.
ReplyDeleteoh I meant to say "hot old man" haha he just laughed and said he was glad i was feelling better.
ReplyDeleteI don't rememeber seeing that commercial either.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's brother stars in an anti-drug commercial, find out recetnly he's an addict and has been for quite sometime. He is also in a movie called "Thank you for not smoking"
ReplyDeleteAnd that is cool that the doctor found some humor in it.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Really? He's in an anti-drug commercial?
ReplyDeleteThat's messed up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7BeoF0kBE
ReplyDeletewatch this one dirtygirl, I saw this whole episode of WEEDS on HBO a long time ago, that shows pretty funny.