Awful, just awful

E-mail: What do you think?


SPURS FAN says: Of what? Who is she? Kind of looks like she is hanging out at a truck stop. Is that a lot lizard? Wait a minute. I know I've seen her somewhere before. Thinking, thinking, thinking. Oh, I've got it. I'm pretty sure I saw her last week rummaging through my garbage cans. Like a raccoon.

Or is that the lady I saw a few days ago at the off ramp at 35 and Alamo with some dirty water and a squeegee with a sign that read, "Dumbe. Pleese help. Will cleen windsheeld. Need knew push-up bra."

I'm just dumbfounded. I don't know what your purpose was in sending me this pic of a garden variety hobo, but I thought we can try to help her out. Does anyone know who she is? Thanks, I'm a caring guy like that.